#myles and jango

[notthestarwar]

i hope that you guys know that when i talk about love i'm not talking about romance. i'm talking about a thing that goes beyond the boundaries of 'romantic' or 'familial' or 'platonic'. it's the thing that lives inside of all of us, thats inate in all human beings. its not about your relationship to that person. its about finding a thing, or a animal or a person, and feeling something ancient for them, in spite of your relationship. when people talk about romantic love they often arent actually talking about love. its a copy of a copy.

theres something inside all of us, that in the right circumstances will have you do the impossible to try and save someone, or even just to show them a bit of kindness when you know they cant be saved. you dont need to share blood for that to come in to being, you dont need to be attracted to them, you dont even need to like them. sometimes, something happens to bring it out in you and then its just there. you want the best for them (even if you might not know what that is) and you are suddenly willing to go beyond the limits of what it means to be human to make that happen.

most of the time the circumstances of the moment dont require any supernatural feat. but if they did, you might just try. its not a conscious thing. you just would. because the moment you love someone, be they a stranger on a bus, family, your partner, your friend, or just an acquaintance of circumstance; you're unconciously reminded that to love is to BE human. we live in order to love. you'd do the impossible, because you'd do anything to keep that love alive, because if not, why are you living? why have you survived up until that point and what is the point of continuing to do so.

[padawansuggest]

Okay so the fact that Obi-Wan’s cooking is canonically considered a War Crime (by Bail at least, idk who else hates it when he cooks lmao, he also canonically hated having to eat at the Jedi refectory because it probably was made to appeal to as many people as possible, and then later on Tatooine when he had to cook for himself he said he felt bad for trashing their cooking… so I think even he dislikes his own cooking) and I like to take things to extremes????? I have the opportunity to do the funniest shit ever.

Obi: *stuck with Mandos for months on end* oh, I mean, since you guys want cultural exchange, I guess I can make a traditional Jedi meal?

True Mandos who are desperately trying to adopt him and Satine: *unknowing of the bomb that’s about to go off* sure!

Months later

Qui-Gon: *puts a giant pot of stew on the table* This is one of our more traditional Jedi recipes.

Mandos: Um. I mean. I don’t know if our people really… vibe with the taste…

Qui: …when have you had Jedi recipes before?

Mandos: your Padawan-

Qui: oh you poor bastards, did any of you get sick?

Mandos: all of us yes we were fighting over bathroom space it was horrible

Qui: oh my god. It’s okay, I can cook. The child cannot. He makes salt cookies. And /likes/ them that way *shudders*

Obi: *laying on the floor in embarrassment*

Basically, the Mandos are convinced Jedi must like horrible things but no. It was just mister I Learned To Like Yoda’s Stew Cause It Tastes Like When I Make Normal Stew. These poor bastards.

[the-starry-seas]

Jango shrugs, looking down at the counter. He doesn't need to keep wiping it down, but he needs… something, to keep his hands busy. "Said I stole the armour," he says, somehow managing to keep his voice steady. "Never heard where I stole it from. Battlefield, maybe. No Mandalorian would leave his beskar'gam with an outsider." "That's bullshit," Myles says, more vehemently than Jango's ever heard him. He smacks his plates down in the sink, hard enough that Jango expects them to crack. "I was there." "I know." "You," Myles says, pointing at him, other hand on his hip. "You were given your armour by the mand'alor himself. Our mand'alor." He pauses, a moment, and his face softens. "And it was the greatest day of his life."

[seven-oomen]

It's probably my own fault for reading star wars fic. But I got inspired by a fic where myles and Jango hire Obi-Wan for a night to do the horizontal tango and that spirals into obi getting pregnant and having their kids and becoming their rid riduur. But it's unfinished but awesome. Great fic.

Then I started thinking, so what if Obi-Wan didn't have to sell his own body but plays the sabbac tables and Myles the pantoran mandalorian catches him and propositions him like, hey, see my friend over there (pointing to a disguised jango), yeah we're looking for a hot, smart guy like you to spend a night with us. What do you think?

And at first, Obi-Wan is like... dude I'm not a prostitute. (He needs money though, he is considering it).

But then myles goes: oh no no no I know, we're not trying to buy you, we just want to have fun, and in exchange you'll get like, whatever you want. Except an assassination or whatever. But like food, credits, medicine, that kind of thing.

And Obi-Wan agrees. He sleeps with them, gets a bunch of extra credits. Loses his virginity (he's 20, Jango and Myles are 33 and 30 respectively). Gets knocked up but doesn't know it yet. The usual.

He skedaddles out of town with Satine, who he's protecting. But then Death Watch is on his ass again and he has to fight them off. And guess who's been watching him??? Right the two dudes who fucked him a little while back.

So then Obi-Wan gets invited back to keldabe with Satine. And he finds out that, guess what, those dudes he fucked, yeah, they're the mand'alor and riduur. Whoops.

But at least the mand'alor's father Jaster (who is alive but retired in this, don't ask why just roll with it) really likes him and so do Jango's sisters Arla and Astra. And Obi-Wan finds himself navigating this entire shit show of mandalorian politics, family dynamics, a polyamorous relationship, and force knows what else gets thrown his way.

And anyway, that's what I'm working on.

[wanderingjedihistorian]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jango Fett/Obi-Wan Kenobi/Myles the Mandalorian Characters: Jango Fett, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Myles the Mandalorian (Star Wars), Lama Su Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Mand'alor Jango Fett, Jedi Watchman Obi-Wan, Kamino, Baby Boba Fett, Mandalorian Civil War | Death Watch vs Jaster Mereel's True Mandalorians, Death Watch Schemes, Politics, Diplomacy, Competent Obi-Wan Kenobi, Negotiations, Or at least as close as Jango ever gets to those, Baby Clones, Kaminoan BS, Angry Jango Fett, Angry Myles the Mandalorian Series: Part 9 of A Number of Reasons, Part 9 of Finish The Series 2024 Summary: In his career, Obi-Wan had witnessed many beings make a wide variety of mistakes. Never before had he seen someone commit quite so grievous an error as handing a Mandalorian a baby, and then expecting that Mandalorian to see the baby as anything but a helpless child. He suspected Lama Su had hoped the move would make Jango more…biddable. The Kaminoan clearly knew nothing about Mandalorians.

[formlessvoidbeast]

After some conjecture about how large a forge it must have taken to make a door and columns of pure beskar, and also how common it had been that such a wealth of the metal was used in construction, Styhl fitted their fingers to the handle hidden in the artwork. “Now, with this style of door mechanism, if it still worked, you'd just give a tug here and—” Styhl gave a hard yank, and yelped as the door slid seamlessly open and they fell through. Jango bit his lip, trying not to laugh aloud.

across the doorsill where the two worlds touch

Chapter 3 of the Sleeping Beauty AU is now up!

[youeverjustmarryabountyhunter]

Recently became obsessed with cowboy au's again so I did what any reasonable person would do and made a silly Clone Wars au for pure self indulgence.

Please enjoy my silly little headcannons and maybe one day I'll actually write the thing (I've said this several times before...but one day!)

•Usually with modern au's I try to justify why Jango has so many damn kids but not this time. The man just does okay? Also he's not attracted to women so like..who knows! My favorite plot point is Jango just has a bunch of kids and no one knows why and they just have to accept that

•Jango/Myles supremacy. They're married, thank you. Silas is their third wheel that's just always sorta there.

•Good dad Jango! Always good dad Jango. I just love him okay? It's like a little treat for myself.

•Ages are like...semi...cannon? For the clones the alphas are all adults, as are the commanders. After that, Rex, Kix, Jesse and whoever else I deem to be in that like age range- are 18/19/20. Domino squad, are teenagers. Tup, Dogma, Wooley, Comet are like..ranging from preteen's to 8. Boba is the baby at 3 years old. Don't ask me about Omega or the bad batch please I haven't decided what I'm doing with them yet, probably gonna make them Arla's kiddos like the other modern au of mine. These are also like..just a general guidelines of ages I haven't really fleshed anything out.

•Boba LOVES animals. It's a good thing they live on a farm. He just..befriends all of the animals even the ones that he isn't supposed to (raccoons) Jango nearly had a heart attack. Boba was fine though, just a little grumpy that Jango took him away from the raccoon.

•It's a miracle Boba knows how to walk because he's just constantly being carried/demanding to be carried. If he has the option to be in someone's arms he will be. Spoiled little thing. Honestly all of the Fett kids are probably spoiled, but they like to tease Boba about it cause he's the baby.

•Real talk though, I think Boba is a little sweety. He just loves his aliit(family) so much and wants to spend all his time with them.

•Mando'a is a language because I said so. Mandalorians are still a culture. That's just my go to for all modern au's tbh.

•Jaster is the best grandpa EVER. He's the reason they're all spoiled. Auntie Zam ALSO spoils them rotten. Uncle Bossk does as well it's just a lot less. Hondo...is Hondo let's be honest here. They're spoiled sure but Jango would really like to know WHERE Hondo got everything from (he would not like the answer)

•I haven't figured out how or anything but Codywan IS happening. Same with Blyla (is that Aayla and Bly's ship name?? Gonna pretend it is-)

•In the vain of keeping ages semi cannon Fennec is 19 and a farmhand 👌. She's like..not legally adopted but she might as well be. Jango's baby girl right there. Boba follows her around like a puppy and it only annoys her a little. She's definitely the reason he knows bad words let's be honest.

•I'm leaning towards most face tattoos are just birthmarks. As far as names go those are just their names. No one ever said Jango was good at naming things. Isn't there a comic in legends where they have a pet eel and it's name is just eel?

•Everything I know about 3 year olds comes from the times I have babysat actually 3 year olds and google. So in that spirit, Boba does have a paci in the art depicted below simple because I wanted to draw a pacifier- but Jango is also trying to ween him off it so he doesn't mess up his teeth.

This au has consumed me like..ugh I'm obsessed with it. There may or may not be a pinterest board just entirely dedicated to it. You don't understand how in love with this silly little au I am-

If you made it this far through the post- have some traditional art that may or may not get turned digital eventually! (There was one of Myles and Jango but I literally cannot decide on Myles hairstyle and couldn't erase it anymore for fear of ripping the paper so...)

Join me next time (maybe-) for when I inevitably think of more headcannons for this au.

In order: Jango and Boba, Jango braiding Fennec's hair, and Cody!

[ironhoshi]

They Don't Care About Us. Chapter 34.

[jinxthemirage1]

Myles and Jango from my fic, Haastal Mirjahaal

[fanficistherapyandcanonismybitch]

Jaster, Myles, and Feemor duking it out after Savage snitched on Obi and Jango for having foundlings:

[padawansuggest]

How the dynamic of Obi-Wan being adopted by the Mand’alor should go

Jaster: *just adopted Obi last week* :)

Jango: *has been attempting fratricide for a whole week* :/

Obi-Wan: *has been waking up with Jango’s arm in between in fangs for a week but new big brother is so nice he hasn’t told on him once* :)

Jaster: :) my ade are so cute and perfect and deserve the universe :)

Myles: *watching Jango in the background start another round of Cain and Abel with Obi-Wan* Yeah. They’re like feisty kittens. It’s pretty adorable.

Jaster: So adorable.

[the-starry-seas]

what if myles and jango were the same height growing up and then in the span of like. six months. myles had a huge growth spurt and shot up to 6'5" and jango was livid

[haveyoureadthisfanfic]

Summary: Jango was already having a shit day when he runs into the Jedi. Cody is already having a bad day when the mando interrupts an argument between him and Obi-wan. Obi-wans day was going okay, then a Mandalorian aims his blaster at him. This whole Time Travel business is both more and less stressful than fighting an actual galaxy spanning war in Codys opinion.

Author: @bitterchocolatestars

Note from submitter: It's just so cute.

[seven-oomen]

Look what I'm saying is:

This Jango (33) with this Myles (30) and This Obi-Wan (20):

[auxxrat]

anyways do you think jango thought of myles in that split second he knew he was doing to die

[s-c-g-s-c-g]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Feemor/Jaster Mereel, Jaster Mereel & Myles the Mandalorian, Jango Fett & Jaster Mereel Characters: Jaster Mereel, Feemor (Star Wars), Myles the Mandalorian (Star Wars), Jango Fett, Original Characters Additional Tags: Forced Marriage, Accidental Marriage, in a way it is both, Festivals, Cultural Differences, Humor, Jaster Mereel Lives, Jedi Shadow Investigator Feemor (Star Wars), Mand'alor Jaster Mereel, Mandalorian Civil War | Death Watch vs Jaster Mereel's True Mandalorians, Asexual Relationship, Protective Feemor (Star Wars), Young Jango Fett, slight crack, Slow Burn, Jedi Culture Respected, Sharing a Bed, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Tags May Change Summary:

There's a festival tonight and everyone's invited! May you be chosen! May you be blessed! May the waters and the skies look down upon you and see the love that you will share!

No need to ask questions! No need to object!

Congratulations on your new love and may this union of ancient enemies bring blessings and peace to us all!

Or, Mand'alor Jaster Mereel and Jedi Knight Feemor get married.