#my.

[hecateisalesbian]

[lorephobic]

[heavensbled]

MY BOY. MY SON. MY DELIGHT. THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. THE BESTEST BOY IN ALL OF THE FRANCHISE. I love him an absolutely normal amount. SHh.

[teddymochi]

[labyrintherim]

[lovekenney]

I just got the best edit idea to a gambino song.

[shyrule]

I AM SPEECHLESS.

[athenashaw]

I... Uh... Uhhhh

What??

Oml that's so good.

Give me a minute. Hold on a tick. Lemme just-

What!?

[kiradical]

Incoherent, delirious screaming

[the-martyrfication-of-the-matron]

Getting rizzed up on Omegle and watching my friend do a Micheal Jackson tribute act wasn’t on my 2022 bingo card

[kittarts]

New Coraline design drop

[genderfluid-druid]

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

[bob-artist]

My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!

My hands:

[fogmoo]

[kleefkruid]

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.