#my weird sense of humor

[soleil-in-retrograde]

Tldr:

Lester: I BET APOLLO NEVER CRIED IN EXISTENTIAL DREAD BEFORE!

Apollo, circa two years prior: /CRYING SO HARD MASCARA IS RUNNING DOWN HIS FACE

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Anyway, one month of busy season left at work then I will have the proper brainpower for this again! Yay!

[probablyaseamonster]

My favorite thing about the Bad Boys so far is that Grian is self-conscious about the skins.

Like I've seen all this cool fanart of them in their cool leather studded jackets and sunglasses but I think y'all are missing out on some comedy by not drawing Grian at least a little shy.

Most entertaining moment at entertainment mountain yet for me was when Jimmy was flexing his skin and Grian was like, and I quote, "I don't wanna", and Bdubs thought it was the coolest thing but Cleo was all like "hang your head in shame".

Like? I don't know how to explain it but I think this is fanfic/fanart material and y'all are missing out.

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

Can you draw me an oc?

[galaxionart]

Bad news about Boulder? What did Loki convince Hodr he was a rock again?

what do you mean i have to go to work today. when i just did it yesterday???

[foryoupeko]

2023 -> 2024

[dizzybizz]

please consider jellyfish john,, for me 🥺?

[tippenfunkaport]

That viral post that's going around about how people who write "book quality" mlm fic are too "normal" to publish and have real jobs so only "weird" people publish their "shitty" fanfic is so completely out of touch with reality and I am giving a massive side eye to everyone reblogging it.

Not only is it completely, easily verifiably untrue (you cannot enter any professional writing space without tripping over a dozen grizzled scifi writers who got their start by filing off the serial numbers and publishing their Star Trek fanfic even going back decades ago??? it's a whole thing?? plus how can you look at the mlm category on Amazon right now and say with a straight face that people aren't publishing shitty Spirk and Stucky fanfic??? Oh, honey...) it's also the perfect example of this kind of sneering elitism that true artists would never sully themselves by seeking profit, they do it only for the purity of the thing that always somehow leads back to, "no one should be paid to make art, actually."

The only reason you're seeing more published fanfic right now has nothing to do with the idealistic purity of your hypothetical government employee written smut of the past vs the debased scribbles of those awful straights of today and everything to do with the fact that a) self-publishing has created a voracious readership that wants a ton of content so it's become a viable, flexible income stream for many, especially disabled people b) anyone can publish now with self-publishing tools so there are less gatekeepers and c) lockdown got a lot of people into fandom and therefore writing who never tried it before.

And if you really think there's no "shitty" published mlm and no "book-quality" m/f writing out there that started as fanfic, then you are clearly not a reader so why are you even talking about this?

[nonomikun]

day 3. pranks

the idea, the dialogue and charles' nickname were created by my friend😭😭 i cant make up such things LMAO im thanking her🙏(we dunno how this man got subscribers

the list is made by @st1ckart1zt !

[resetmnm]

Tsk, tsk, just because Zenyatta is an omnic doesn't mean he knows everything about omnics.

[phantom088]

Who Knew Ecto Fire Is Water Proof?

Sam: Danny- the pool is on...fire?

Danny: *Standing near a pool, the surface of the water is in blaze with green fire* I thought it wouldn't catch on fire, but since we're here now...it was Tucker's idea.

Tucker: -_-

[skyblueartt]

…that one didn’t age quite so well, huh Henry?

(Just like those kids)

[fatherentropy]

Restarted by playthrough of Oblivion because it’s been three years and I don’t remember wtf I was doing and mostly I just wanted to doodle Martin to practice how to draw his face

[shallowseeker]

The dynamics are like this

LUCIFER: Assbutt... I still don't get that. :/

MICHAEL: Ass is the older, traditional term for "donkey," which makes it wordplay. The butt of a donkey, and also the butt of the butt. The humor comes from the redundancy.

LUCIFER: *surprised* That's not what I--

[here-comes-the-moose]

Ummm… so what does it mean if someone looked at over half of their family members (most of which are on one side), themselves included, and have thought “oh that sounds a lot like Tech or like something Tech would do or gives off Tech vibes”?

I’m not asking for a friend.

[asavt]

Something about Kallamar and a follower simping, ig

If you get the reference take a star.

[phoenixtakaramono]

There are only two episodes left in The Boys S4, but having seen the leaks and with what we got, I have some opinions.

My conspiracy theory is that they got too many cooks in the kitchen (writers in the writer’s room)—plus the writer’s strike and pandemic happening during this time—and it’s starting to make sense how they dropped the ball with this season.