#my weird sense of humor

[soleil-in-retrograde]

Tldr:

Lester: I BET APOLLO NEVER CRIED IN EXISTENTIAL DREAD BEFORE!

Apollo, circa two years prior: /CRYING SO HARD MASCARA IS RUNNING DOWN HIS FACE

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Anyway, one month of busy season left at work then I will have the proper brainpower for this again! Yay!

[probablyaseamonster]

My favorite thing about the Bad Boys so far is that Grian is self-conscious about the skins.

Like I've seen all this cool fanart of them in their cool leather studded jackets and sunglasses but I think y'all are missing out on some comedy by not drawing Grian at least a little shy.

Most entertaining moment at entertainment mountain yet for me was when Jimmy was flexing his skin and Grian was like, and I quote, "I don't wanna", and Bdubs thought it was the coolest thing but Cleo was all like "hang your head in shame".

Like? I don't know how to explain it but I think this is fanfic/fanart material and y'all are missing out.

[foryoupeko]

2023 -> 2024

[dizzybizz]

please consider jellyfish john,, for me 🥺?

[tippenfunkaport]

That viral post that's going around about how people who write "book quality" mlm fic are too "normal" to publish and have real jobs so only "weird" people publish their "shitty" fanfic is so completely out of touch with reality and I am giving a massive side eye to everyone reblogging it.

Not only is it completely, easily verifiably untrue (you cannot enter any professional writing space without tripping over a dozen grizzled scifi writers who got their start by filing off the serial numbers and publishing their Star Trek fanfic even going back decades ago??? it's a whole thing?? plus how can you look at the mlm category on Amazon right now and say with a straight face that people aren't publishing shitty Spirk and Stucky fanfic??? Oh, honey...) it's also the perfect example of this kind of sneering elitism that true artists would never sully themselves by seeking profit, they do it only for the purity of the thing that always somehow leads back to, "no one should be paid to make art, actually."

The only reason you're seeing more published fanfic right now has nothing to do with the idealistic purity of your hypothetical government employee written smut of the past vs the debased scribbles of those awful straights of today and everything to do with the fact that a) self-publishing has created a voracious readership that wants a ton of content so it's become a viable, flexible income stream for many, especially disabled people b) anyone can publish now with self-publishing tools so there are less gatekeepers and c) lockdown got a lot of people into fandom and therefore writing who never tried it before.

And if you really think there's no "shitty" published mlm and no "book-quality" m/f writing out there that started as fanfic, then you are clearly not a reader so why are you even talking about this?

[nonomikun]

day 3. pranks

the idea, the dialogue and charles' nickname were created by my friend😭😭 i cant make up such things LMAO im thanking her🙏(we dunno how this man got subscribers

the list is made by @st1ckart1zt !

[resetmnm]

Tsk, tsk, just because Zenyatta is an omnic doesn't mean he knows everything about omnics.

[shallowseeker]

The dynamics are like this

LUCIFER: Assbutt... I still don't get that. :/

MICHAEL: Ass is the older, traditional term for "donkey," which makes it wordplay. The butt of a donkey, and also the butt of the butt. The humor comes from the redundancy.

LUCIFER: *surprised* That's not what I--

[here-comes-the-moose]

Ummm… so what does it mean if someone looked at over half of their family members (most of which are on one side), themselves included, and have thought “oh that sounds a lot like Tech or like something Tech would do or gives off Tech vibes”?

I’m not asking for a friend.

[asavt]

Something about Kallamar and a follower simping, ig

If you get the reference take a star.

[phoenixtakaramono]

There are only two episodes left in The Boys S4, but having seen the leaks and with what we got, I have some opinions.

My conspiracy theory is that they got too many cooks in the kitchen (writers in the writer’s room)—plus the writer’s strike and pandemic happening during this time—and it’s starting to make sense how they dropped the ball with this season.

[cienie-isengardu]

This is probably just me and my weird sense of humor, but Netherrealm Studio did really miss the great opportunity to make the most accidental wedding crash in the history of Mortal Kombat.

Instead of the deliberate attack on Kuai Liang & Harumi’s wedding, we could have Lin Kuei attacking Liu Kang’s place to either hurt/kill Fire Lord or steal Whatever Important Stuff There Was Hidden, having no clue Shirai Ryu clan and Liu Kang’s Champions gathered there for the marriage ceremony. Just imagine the potential of an awkward family reunion when Sub-Zero is not even there to mess with his brothers.  Not to mention the whole subplot from intro dialogues in which Kuai Liang searched for his brother to no avail, only to bump into him by total accident. With Bi-Han being like that is not my fault you couldn’t get married somewhere else and picked the worst time of all possible. Because of course, that is Kuai Liang’s luck 🤣🤣

[iccedays]

Damage control “03/34” ……

Im just joking. Hope this made you laugh.

I couldn’t resist. (I know this was most likely a mistake)

WIPs this week & next

Loose eta

The Edge of Dawn 3/22

Damage control 3/34

Elysian 3/26

Decided by Fate 3/28

Death kiss (updated 2 days ago, next one 4/4)

May change, dates may shift! The Edge of Dawn is so close it might be ready sooner! And Damage Control os written, I just gotta edit it.

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Everything I’m prioritizing right now

[stargatesg-1obsessed]

So my mum and I have been watching Stargate SG1 season 9 recently, and we keep saying "Hallowed are the Ori" in the same voice they do for fun. Now, my mum has this crab jelly cat she got when we were on holiday. She loves this crab, she called it Colin.

This evening, she picked up this crab and went, "HALLOWED IS THE COLIN!"

At the time it was rather amusing and I made this photo

It's now her WhatsApp profile picture 😭

[wyllzel]

i'm in act2 of da2 and i just want to break sister bethany out of the gallows ;_; 🙏 it feels rly weird leaving her there, i know if my (irl lol) little brother were in some kind of institutional not-prison-but-basically-prison i would be focusing on that, not my business dealings lol!! 😭😞

[crimeronan]

shitpost about the worst timeline to offset that angst post: hunter does his usual thing of assuming everyone in the entire world is out to get luz & so he figures that her Clearly Being A Wreck must be her mom's fault. and not, yknow, that she's been grieving him for months.

so while he's very softly very kindly taking care of her matted hair and hugging her and rubbing her back and whatnot, he's also eventually like, "......do you want me to kill your mom for you? because it seems like she sucks and i will totally kill your mom for you."

past versions of this have involved luz yelling at him. but in this particular one he's being so earnest and she's so content that she's just like "you are so sweet. also i think our upbringing may have been deranged."