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[zorosleftshoe]

Hiyaa, can I request a Colby Brock x fem!reader? :))

So basically you are chilling on his bed scrolling through TikTok (the trap house) meanwhile Colby is in the shower, when he finishes he only comes out the bathroom with a towel around his waist making his V-line noticeable and teases you with his abs, muscles etc. And maybe things can get a little heated? It’s fine if your not comfortable writing that so it could just be pure fluff but I have quiet hope 😅❤️

Take your time <33

Temptations - (c.b)

Pairing: Colby Brock x fem!reader

Warnings: smut!, unprotected sex (wrap it up folks!), p in v sex, fingering, minors dni

“Dayday, I’m gonna play this music video for you, look.” The tiktok plays quietly through my phone before the familiar melody of ‘WAP’ begins to play. I continue to scroll through the account, stopping every so often to watch a Tiktok here and there, before I hear the shower turn off.

“Baby, you gotta come watch these TikToks!” I say loudly hoping Colby can hear me through the closed door. As if on cue the bathroom door opens and he steps out. When I catch sight of him I inhale deeply.

His hair is dripping and hanging loosely around his face as he uses his hand to shake it out. The black towel hangs loosely around his hips so his v-line is on full display. I can feel my heart rate begin to pick up as my eyes take in the sight in front of me. The way his skin is glistening with the dampness of the water and the way the towel is sitting just right has me squeezing my thighs together to gain some much needed friction.

“Everything okay over there?” I tear my eyes away from his bare torso to meet the blue eyes already staring at me. “You look a little distracted.” I can tell by the smirk on his face that he knows what he’s doing. He takes a few steps towards me and leans down so his lips are dangerously close to my own.

“Colby.” The warning goes unheard as he closes the gap between us and his lips meet mine. The kiss is slow as he takes his time maneuvering his body over mine on the bed but once he does I can feel his teeth drag across my bottom lip. It was never a battle for dominance with Colby. He would lead and I would succumb to his demands by following. As he pulls back his teeth drag my lip with it only to release it with a soft pop as he moves his hands to the hem of my shirt. “It’s entirely unfair that one of us has more clothes than the other.”

“Mhm.” I hum out as he discards the shirt somewhere in the darkened room. His lips are on mine again as his fingers dig hungrily into my sides and I suppress the moan that nearly escapes through my parted lips.

“Let me hear those pretty little sounds.” His fingertips are dug into my sides to the point I know I’ll have bruises but all I can focus on is the heat of his kisses being pressed against my neck. The way he lingers in one spot long enough before moving to the next. How he nibbles lightly on the skin before sucking deliciously at the sensitive spot he knows all too well and the warmth between my thighs becoming unbearable due to the lack of friction.

“Colby, please.” He nips at my neck once more before I can feel his calloused hand creep up my hip to the flesh of my ribs. “Touch me.” It’s a breathless plea but it falls on deaf ears as Colby’s mouth is still attached to the exposed skin of my neck. “Colbs.” Moving his hands from my rib, he uses his pointer finger to trace the nub of nipple earning a moan in response.

“There she is.” He states proudly. Only looking up at me for a second before leaning closer to my exposed chest and taking my other nipple between his lips.

“Baby.” I whine as he flicks his tongue against the hardened nub and twitch under his touch. He uses his free hand to nudge my underwear down and spread my legs open further to grant him more access.

He teases my entrance with his finger before gently easing it inside. My breathing picks up as he pumps his finger a few times before inserting another and picking up the pace. My soft moans fill the room as his fingers edge me closer and closer to my climax. He uses his thumb to circle the sensitive bud of nerves and I can feel myself getting close.

“I’m close.” He raises his head to lock eyes with me and presses his lips against mine.

“Cum for me, angel.” As the bubbling feeling in my stomach becomes overwhelming I feel myself overcome with pure bliss. “Are you okay, love?” I nod my head before unwrapping the towel from his waist and watching his cock spring free to slap against his stomach. I take him in my hand and pump him a few times before teasing my entrance with his tip. He hisses at the sensation and gently pushes through my folds. “So tight.” He says softly. He stalls for a moment before thrusting all the way in and I let out a cry of a pleasure.

“Don’t stop.” And he obliges. He picks up speed as I lean my head to side and lightly bite into his bicep. He whimpers at contact but continues thrusting into me at a quick pace. I can feel my climax fast approaching as my walls clench around him. “Mm. Love you.” As he pounds into me I reach my second climax and arch up into him. His thrust become sloppy as he reaches his own climax and he collapses onto my chest. I use my hand to brush the hair out his eyes and he smiles up at me before leaning close and connecting our lips.

“You okay? Do you need anything?” I shake my head and wrap my arms around his bare shoulders. “Just cuddles?” Silence answers his question as we lie there in each others arms.

*I don’t usually write smut and I think it shows, so please be gentle with me lol also, the tiktoks that I based this off of are from the account jay.geig18 on Tiktok. Highly recommend watching them if you don’t!

[solarsturniolo]

Part 2 of frat boy from hell

@matts-myloverboy this is for u 🤍

1. very egotistical for someone that is not conventionally attractive

2. lied to me about his body count??? for whatever reason??

3. he lowkey looks like the dream man (yall i wish i was joking, my friend and i did a side by side comparison and the resemblance is…)

4. he’s not funny

5. he’d cancel plans so many times, it drove me up the fucking wall

6. he begged to see my ass tat for about a month because i got it out of spite when i cut him off the first time (i always do something to make myself hotter after men disappoint me).

7. i hadn’t spoken to him in a month and he broke no contact with me WHILE I WAS AT A CONCERT. he proceeded to text me the entire last half of the concert.

8. the same night, he added my friend (that i went to the concert with) on snapchat and tried to slide into her dm’s (it failed because nobody finds him attractive but me 😭)

9. he doesn’t look the same in any picture, so i’m convinced he’s a skinwalker

10. i got a guy’s snap at the bar one night and he confronted me about it the next time we hung out. (“so you’re just giving out your snap to guys at the bar huh? i mean i wasn’t going around doing that 🙄”)

11. i told yall he follows me and watches me at the bar, but guys it’s like BAD lmao. If i go upstairs, he goes upstairs. If i go downstairs, he’s there five minutes later watching me. He sat at the bar watching me sing every bar to WAP with my friend on Halloween. Every single second he was watching me.

12. His halloween costume was Napoleon Dynamite (it was literally just a vote for pedro shirt) (he knows how much i despise people who put 0 effort into a halloween costume)

13. said he wanted to try lsd…

14. left me sitting by myself for two hours while he played beer pong

15. he does this weird thing with his arm when he plays pong, it’s like some weird crane thing and idk it’s cringe and weird

16. asked me for a nip slip pic while he was in an airport 😀

17. asked me for nudes while i was on a trip with my friend because “i’ve missed that body”

18. calls me mommy (not a red flag, i just wanted to include it)

19. it took him until almost 3:00 to say happy birthday to me on my birthday

20. he got a ticket for buying alcohol with a fake

21. his grammar is god awful and it makes me want to punch him

22. he sexualized billie eilish as if i wouldn’t defend her with my life

23. he eats like a pig

24. i have never seen this man drink water (unless it was MY water that I ASKED FOR after sex)

25. his nut tastes like straight battery acid

26. he’d beg me for back scratches and head scratches

27. he refuses to buy new socks??? his have holes in them and are falling apart at the seams????

28. one of his roommates drives me up the fucking wall, i hate him so much lmfao

29. he’s so rude to the pledges??? yeah i get they’re still in the hazing faze and such but he literally forced one of them to make his bed and clean his room WHILE I WAS RIGHT THERE and told him to compliment me and blah blah blah i was like DAWG THIS IS A HUMAN BEING BE NICE TO HIM????

30. he’d stalk my stories for the longest time

31. he wanted to take my super cool Friday the 13th hockey jersey??? (“can i borrow it? and by borrow it i mean keep it?”)

32. i got a really bad leg cramp in his bed one night and told him to get up so i could stand up and stretch it out. He would not move and told me he could give me a massage but that i’d need to take my pants and underwear off????

33. he thought i wouldn’t find out that he got with a girl with an std. he tried to kiss me and i pushed him away. “woah…why’d i lowkey get rejected?”

34. that same night he asked if i had been talking to any other guys. I said no. I asked if he had been talking to any other girls. He lied and said no. I showed him the screenshotted receipts i had that said otherwise.

35. I made him get tested. When i asked if he got the results back he said “No, but visual results are in the clear.”

36. he tried to hit my cart without me offering and without asking??? hello, that’s not yours?????

37. Maybe this is tmi? but he’d finger me so hard that i would bleed every time…like blood would be EVERYWHERE. It didn’t even feel good either

38. the d was alright. it was better when i got to be on top

39. one time in missionary he rolled his eyes and it looked like that tiktok trend guys used to do where they’d tap the side of their forehead and roll their eyes. I got the ick and had to change positions into doggy so i wouldn’t have to look at him again

40. he said i love you while he was balls deep in me and i was just like 😀 oh

41. his tinder profile was…scary…

42. he bragged that he could make me cum 5 times with just his mouth. (he didn’t make me cum once in the many times we hooked up)

43. Oh my god this shit pissed me tf off. He and his frat brothers brought their dog to a frat party. The dog was two months old, drenched from the rain, TERRIFIED because he was being cornered by 40 drunk girls, and the fucking idiots managed to LOSE HIM. I straight up told him we weren’t fucking until they found out where the dog was and got him safely home.

44. he saw guys flirting with me at the bar and went up to interrupt these guys and start talking to them???? for no reason??? i was like wtf is going on???

45. the first movie he chose to pick for us to watch together was about a girl being kidnapped, raped, and sold into sex slavery??????

46. he has a horrible taste in movies and thinks he’s hot shit because he likes the wolf of wall street. (spoiler alert, EVERYONE LIKES THE WOLF OF WALL STREET)

47. the first date i went on with him was a double date. I was so disinterested that i almost got up and left because he was ignoring me to have a 30 minute conversation with the frat president IN THE SAME ROOM AS ME. RIGHT ACROSS FROM ME.

48. he’d invite me over and tell me to just come in whenever i’d get there. I’m stubborn and old fashioned, so i’d wait in my car until he’d come wandering out looking for me lol

49. his frat got rejected by the school. they can’t throw any parties or events on campus lmfao

50. he says the n word

Anywayssssss 😀

[theoneandonlyneonleon]

I am not patient so ima answer these now

ask game

1. whats your favorite thing in your room?: my turtle wall <333

2. how tall do you wish you were?: much taller 😔

3. what color is your hair?: im a natural redhead :D

4. whats a rare fear that you have?: nit rlly rare i dont think, but I am TERRIFIED of deep water- like to the point of crying

5. are you single?: naur✨

6. has your heart ever been broken?: not really?

7. what was your favorite thing as a kid?: 2012 and Money Island SE

8. favorite coping mechanism?: Loud music and a weighted blanket 👌

9. whats your favorite love language?: defo physical touch. I am a veryyyy clingy person oncw I get comfy

10. how often do you get nervous?: really only before auditions (and ordering food)

11. if you had three wishes, would you use them?: uh- cha. Who wouldn't??

12. if you could be fluent in any language which one would it be?: asl fs. I like being non verbal, so it would be helpful

13. where do you wish to live?: I wish I lived with my aunt and uncle in Everett

14. what’s something surprising about you?: I do cheer

15. when did you last shower?: last week I think? (I am ass at taking care of myself 💀💀)

16. when did you first join tumblr?: A couple months ago (I think)

17. do you want any tattoos? if so, where, what, and why?: yerp. Probably my arms. Something meaningful. Idk it just sounds cool.

18. whats the most prominent dream youve had?: A reoccurring dream I keep having is where my mom lets me go to school for one day to try it out, but something always goes wrong (I lose my schedule, miss my classes, etc.)

19. whats your dream job?: Actor/Voice Actor

20. whats your ideal date?: just doing something easy and fun, like going to the aquarium!

21. what do you wish you could do better?: take care of myself

22. what country would you live in if you could?: idk Canada? I mean they get free healthcare-

23. whos the best person you know?: my brother Asher

24. have you ever walked into something you shouldnt have?: I didn't, but my mom once walked in on my neighbor teaching me the wap when I was like 9

25. Already answered!!

26. when have you been most embarrassed?: I accidentally blew snot in the boy I liked in 3rd grade✨✨

27. whats your favorite halloween costume?: so far, Carrie

28. what are you best at?: Acting

29. do you know how to tie your shoes?: yuh

30. do you have siblings?: three- almost four- little s shits

31. if you could know one thing about the future what do you wanna know?: if i make it to adulthood

32. whats a dealbreaker for you?: dishonesty

33. whats your favorite current class?: ELA

34. how many people have you dated?: 4

35. how often do you wash your hair?: every time I shower

36. do you daydream? what about?: living w my aunt and uncle

37. where do you go to be alone?: my room. people kinda forget I exist lol

38. which parent do you like more?: my dad. They both suck, but he's at least a little better

39. whats the one standard you hold yourself to?: not being hateful

40. whos voice do you enjoy?: BEN SCHWARTZ!!!!

41. if you could announce one thing to the world what would it be?: bingus

42. whats one thing you wanna do but havent yet?: actually learn an instrument (I am learning drums tho!)

43. what do you wish you never did?: came out to my friends in the gc where my ma could see

44. do you believe in life after death?: sort of? Im pretty open to whatever, but I do like the idea of reincarnation

45. do you prefer book over movie?: the book is definitely 100% better than the movie

46. whats your favorite season?: Autumn

47. Answered!!

48. do you have a beloved stuffed animal?: yup! Pussyslayer the turtle <333

49. whens a time you wish you acted differently?: 3rd grade when I drove a friend away by being to crazy

50. what’s something you wish that you never bought?: nothing really, I thoroughly make sure the purchase is worthwhile before proceeding

51. do you have your own room?: sadly, no

52. whats your favorite book?: white rabbit

53. who’s someone you hate?: Colleen Hoover

54. whats your best hottake?: ???

55. whats your favorite game?: I don't really play video games, but I'd say either Minecraft, Unpacking, or Sims 4

56. whens a time you felt real genuine fear?: when I went to twin falls in Hawaii, and my dad swam me across the third one, under the waterfall. I cried.

57. are you a morning person?: aaaaabsolutely not

58. do you drink enough water?: definitely not.... Im very dehydrated

59. how different are you from the little kid you used to be?: Ion know dawg- i cant even remember most my childhood 😭😭

60. do you enjoy tumblr?: yeah! I just wish people would rebLOG INSTEAD OF LIKING.

61. have you ever had a tumblr experience that made you wanna delete the app?: No(t yet)

62. whats your least favorite game?: fortnite

63. were you a markiplier fan?: still am motherfucker

64. how do you respond to compliments?: If its in person, I usually just say thanks and give a compliment in return. If its online, I usually squeal and giggle and stimm big before calmly replying 'ik✨✨' or 'ty!!'

65. whats something that would make you fall in love?: literally no idea

66. do you believe in marriage?: im kinda 50/50 here- on one hand I would love to have a wedding and get to wear a pretty dress. On the other, I don't believe in marriage as an idea- I feel like you shouldnt have to be legally bound to prive your love. But you do you boo <33

67. do you have a crush on someone?: other than Donnie? Nah.

68. do you like tumblr?: I do! So far everyone is really nice (but please for the love of Aphrodite REBLOGGGG)

69. were you a voltron stan?: naur

70. whats your favorite ship?: Leosagi

71. whats your favorite song?: atm im between Two Time by Jack Stauber and the entire Lucid Dreams album by Boywithuke

72. do you like loud crowds?: I would honestly rather be skinned alive

73. have you ever created conflict on purpose?: nah

74. how do you sleep?: very little

75. do you bite your lips?: only when they itchy

76. do you use chapstick?: frequently. I have eczema so my lips are constantly dry

77. do you have any pets?: two dogs and three cats!

78. what color are your eyes?: blue-gray

79. what’s something you wish you could change about yourself?: nothing, im perfect already✨✨

80. have you ever had surgery?: nerp

81. whats your least favorite animal?: mosquito

82. whats something that youre really bad at?: math (I had to use my fingers to count 7-3 the other day, then I had to pause and rethink my entire life)

83. do you have an sqishmellows?: just one, the lil panda

84. do you enjoy fast food?: meh. I prefer eating at home

85. do you like soda?: yup!

86. Answered!!

87. do you wear any jewelry?: mhm! I have a bunch if cute earrings, and I love wearing bracelets

88. what socials do you use?: just Insta and tumblr

89. whats your lowest grade in school right now?: social studies at 73.24%

90. whats the latest youve stayed up till?: all night

91. did you ever have bangs?: Nerp

92. what trends did you hate?: thigh high uggs because for some reason those were a thing

93. whats your favorite item of clothing?: the dress I wore today, so affectionately called the 'coffin dress'

94. Answered!!

95. whats your opinion on body hair?: if you want to shave, go ahead. If you dont, thats okay too! I don't like telling people what to do with their bodies. Personally, I don't like shaving. I like me the way I am, body hair and all!

96. whats your least favorite time?: morning

97. do you make a wish at 11:11?: its basically mandatory in my house

98. Answered!!

99. have you ever been to church?: I don't go regularly, but have been a few times. Not a terrible experience, but not for me.

100. are you lgbtq?: queer as hell baby

[hrny-song-tournament]

Paste Magazine apparently made a list of the 50 Sexiest Songs of All Time, those should get a vote here I think! I just submitted what *I* listen to when I’m in the mood, but we deserve to honor the horny girls of the 50s too!!

I hear you anon, so here's the list:

50. “Too Much Love,” LCD Soundsystem (2006)

49. “Do You Remember The First Time?,” Pulp (1994)

48. “Stir It Up,” Bob Marley (1973)

47. “Your Legs Grow,” Nada Surf (2005)

46. “66,” Afghan Whigs (1998)

45. “Fever,” Peggy Lee (1958)

44. “I Hate The Way You Love,” The Kills (2005)

43. “Leave the Door Open,” Silk Sonic (2021)

42. “Sex With Me,” Rihanna (2016)

41. “Maybe I’m Amazed,” Paul McCartney (1970)

40. “Let’s Spend The Night Together,” The Rolling Stones (1967)

39. “You Really Got Me,” The Kinks (1964)

38. “Crimson and Clover,” Joan Jett and the Blackhearts (1982)

37. “Everybody Here Wants You,” Jeff Buckley (1998)

36. “Electric Feel,” MGMT (2007)

35. “Moments In Love,” The Art of Noise (1983)

34. “Turn Me On,” Norah Jones (2003)

33. “Pony,” Ginuwine (1996)

32. “I Never Loved a Man (The Way I Love You),” Aretha Franklin (1967)

31. “Let’s Stay Together,” Al Green (1972)

30. “Criminal,” Fiona Apple (1997)

29. “Fade Into You,” Mazzy Star (1994)

28. “Bloodbuzz Ohio,” The National (2010)

27. “Crazy Love,” Van Morrison (1970)

26. “Kiss,” Prince (1986)

25. “Bang a Gong (Get It On),” T. Rex (1971)

24. “I Want a Little Sugar in My Bowl,” Nina Simone (1967)

23. “Night Moves,” Bob Seger (1976)

22. “I Just Want to Make Love to You,” Etta James (1961)

21. “Tom Cat,” Muddy Waters (1968)

20. “Adorn,” Miguel (2012)

19. “When a Man Loves a Woman,” Percy Sledge (1966)

18. “Voodoo Chile,” The Jimi Hendrix Experience (1968)

17. “WAP,” Cardi B feat. Megan Thee Stallion (2020)

16. “Untitled (How Does It Feel),” D’Angelo (2000)

15. “That’s Where It’s At,” Sam Cooke (1964)

14. “These Arms of Mine,” Otis Redding (1962)

13. “Whole Lotta Love,” Led Zeppelin (1969)

12. “Feel Like Makin’ Love,” Roberta Flack (1975)

11. “Tonight’s The Night,” Solomon Burke (1965)

10. “Je T’aime…Moi Non Plus,” Serge Gainsbourg and Jane Birkin (1969)

9. “Love Serenade,” Barry White (1975)

8. “Love and Happiness,” Al Green (1972)

7. “Love to Love You Baby,” Donna Summer (1975)

6. “Use Me,” Bill Withers (1972)

5. “Wicked Game,” Chris Isaak (1989)

4. “Tell Me Something Good,” Rufus and Chaka Khan (1974)

3. “Darling Nikki,” Prince (1984)

2. “I’m On Fire,” Bruce Springsteen (1985)

1. “Let’s Get It On,” Marvin Gaye (1973)

[piratespencil]

33 on ur spotify wrapped?

Oh my GOD I can't believe this song is so high up on my list lmao... In my defense it's just because I listen to the Critical Role FCG playlist a lot and this song is on there!!!

[patricksmusicblog]

24 Tracks of my absolute favorite songs and artist from the first year of the 2020's. Meant to be played in order.

Alchemist & Freddie Gibbs-God is Perfect: Track 2 and the most hard-nosed track from Freddie Gibbs and Alchemist's acclaimed album Alfredo. Alchemist's beat is menacing and hypnotic, Gibbs's rapping is nimble, and his lyrics are as cold-blooded as you'll hear from him, not to mention the hook is a bit of an earworm.

Westside Gunn- $500 Onces ft Freddie Gibbs & Roc Marciano: My favorite track off what is Westside Gunn's best project in Pray for Paris. Produced by Alchemist, whose beat is a perfect mixture of classy and sinister and the perfect for street-wise MCs to speak to their lifestyles. All have great verses here, with Freddie and Roc shining on the track.

Conway The Machine- Dough and Damani: Produced by Alchemist, he laced the fourth track off Conway's from King to a God, with one side feeling light and opulent and the other grimy and hard-nosed. Conway's normal, braggadocious, somewhat humorous, and always street-oriented style carries the track.

 Benny The Butcher-Legend: Produced by Hit-Boy, the Buffalo rapper self-cements his legacy on the triumphant track. He touches on making to where his from where he came also, makes references to himself, and compares himself to NBA legends. It's one of the best tracks on Burden of Proof.

Princess Nokia- Wash & Set: On this track, Princess Nokia faces adulthood head-on. She speaks to the weight of dealing with taxes, rent, and college debt and melancholically reminisces on the more innocent times in childhood. It's a wildly relatable track to me. 

Logic- Dadbod: My favorite track off Logic's album No Pressure. It is a track with a smooth jazz-rap feel that speaks to Logic, maturity, fatherhood, and the beautiful mundane minutia that comes with it. It's one of his sharper hooks on that project.

TOPS-Colder & Closer: A brisk synth-pop tune from indie-pop/dream pop band TOPS off I Feel Alive. It is a song about nostalgic love that looks at you with rose-tinted glasses, and no matter how things go, they can't get over you or vice versa. The relationship grows colder, yet they get closer. Great track. 

Megan Thee Stallion-Captin Hook: A high-octane raunchy track from Megan The Stallion off her EP Fever. Megan speaks to taking the dominant role and getting what he wants out of any situation, sexual or otherwise. Her flow is sharp here, and her charisma is always magnetizing. Liljumadethebeat does the Beat it's interesting; it's has a thumping bass and bounce and sword slice through it that gives it punch.

City Girls ft Doja Cat-Pussy Talk: A catchy tune from Miami Duo the City Girls with help from Doja Cat. It's a 3 verse track about how money Will go long way toward sexual advancement with them. Jt has the best verse here, and Yung Miami's hook sells the track. 

Cardi B ft Megan Thee Stallion-Wap: "Wap" A sex rap anthem by two of the biggest personalities in rap. It's fun, funny and was surprisingly a little controversial in the summer of 2020. The best verses belong to Megan, who's just a more fluid flower than Cardi(not that Cardi doesn't do her thing on the song). I really like the beat and sample choice on the track produced by Ayo the Producer and Keyz. It's a joyously raunchy tune that holds up today. 

Noname- Song 33: On much more grounded and serious areas of Summer 2020, you had the back and forth between J. Cole and Noname. This was sparked in the wake of the tragic events of George Floyds murder as Noname got on Twitter to criticize rappers who speak on black struggles in their music but were silent online during the protests. This prompted a response from J. Cole, who was essentially saying he wasn't as deep and educated as people may think and that instead of criticizing, she could be helping him to find a way. Hence we got Song 33, a rebuttal to the notion J. Cole even decided to write a song about her in times like these when there were bigger issues.

Princess Nokia- Just a Kid: Princess Nokia recounts the childhood trauma she experienced, going from a broken home to foster care to eventually being abused by her caretaker. It's a dark track that's sure to be relatable to those who go through similar issues. 

Lady Gaga-Stupid Love: "Stupid Love" is a big booming pop song from Lady Gaga off one of her best albums in Chromatica. Produced by Bloodpop, it has a hard-driving beat, Gaga's typical dramatic flair, and a catchy hook. It's one of the better pop songs of 2020 and, to that point, one of the best from Lady Gaga in a while.  

Drake & Future-Life is Good: Released at the top of 2020, Drake and Future's "Life is Good" kicked the year off properly with a track that felt two bangers stitched together to create a whole banger. The first side is Drake's who comes in a smooth, nocturnal beat as he speaks to grinding, considering his 2018 L an inconsequential slip-up and other braggadociousness. Future, as you'd expect, takes you right to the trap, speaking to drug dealing, guns, promethazine and Percocet consumption. Both are on point here. 

Future & Uzi Vert- That's It: One of the most fun songs of that year and one the best on Future and Lil Uzi Verts joint album. This is because Future is so passionate on this and so serious about being the flyest in the game on this. Not to mention he finds a perfect groove and melody on this one. 

Lady Gaga & Arianna Grande-Rain On Me: Such a great pop duet between Gaga and Grande here. Arianna brings smooth-tinged vocals, and Lady Gaga brings the concept and is also strong vocally. It's a great get-through-it song that says, " hey, things aren't perfect, but I'm still here and pushing forward. I love it. 

TOPS-I Feel Alive: I love the warmth of this track; it's a warm Sunday morning of a track. It's a Dream pop track about what it feels like to be in love. Lead vocalist Jane Penny is great on the song and switching her pitch on the record.

Megan Thee Stallion-Circles: The second track on Megan Thee Stallion's debut album and one of the better songs on the album. She speaks to haters she got and addresses things that happened between her and rapper/singer Tory Lanez. I like the production on this one Prod. Cool N Dre & Rick Starr Did. 

Freddie Gibbs & Alchemist- 1985: 1985 is the opening to Freddie Gibb & Alchemist's Alfredo. It's a great tone setter with those epic guitars and light percussion giving Freddie Gibbs a space to be gangsta Gibbs as Freddie Speaks and referencing Michael Jordan's 85' team being reported as a cocaine circus. Gibbs flow is great here, it's an essential listen on Alfredo. 

Westside Gunn-Shawn Vs Flair: From the Premo produced beat to the Prodigy sample opening up the track, the song screams 90's east coast boom bap nostalgia. It's great, at once artistsy and gritty.

Mozzy-The Homies Wanna Know: Mozzy gets reflective and speaks to the reality of the streets and checking those who may or not be of the life comes of the weight of what comes with being a part of it. It has a chill piano laden backgroud I've always enjoyed.

Westside Gunn Ft Benny The Butcher & Conway The Machine: Daringer went crazy productionwise on this one. Beautifully methodical and dark beat here. Griselda could do no wrong in 2020. Benny, Conway and Westside on a beat in 2020....*Chefs Kiss*.

Freddie Gibbs & Alchemist ft Conway The Machine-Babies & Fools: A Smooth beat from Alchemist lays the canvas for Gibbs and the Machine to wax reflective about their past, they sound like uncles at the cookout just trading stories about how their past and how it effects them now. One of my favorites on Alfredo.

Conway The Machine ft Westside Gunn & Benny The Butcher- Spurs 3: Beat Butcha cooks up a beat that feels methodical almost meandering really but it's brooding enough to work for me. Conway and Westside are nice here but I like Benny's verse the best he brings the agression the track needs.

[kadebronson]

01. come on eileen - save ferris

02. love will tear us apart - fall out boy

03. take on me - reel big fish

04. build me up buttercup - the goops

05. walking on sunshine - ice nine kills ft. reel big fish

06. you really got a hold on me - she & him

07. mickey - b*witched

08. teenage dirtbag - cavetown ft. chloe moriondo

09. i melt with you - sugarcult

10. got the time - the matches

11. 20th century boy - the replacements

12. androgynous - joan jett ft. laura jane grace & miley cirus

13. (we're gonna) rock around the clock - the replacements

14. swingin party - lorde

15. royals - the holophonics

16. dancing with myself - blink-182

17. dear prudence - siouxsie and the banshees

18. under pressure - my chemical romance & the used

19. queen bitch - birdbrain

20. running up that hill - placebo

21. landslide - the chicks

22. pumped up kicks - american murder song

23. crazy - kidneythieves

24. don't stop me now - the regrettes

25. 99 red balloons - goldfinger

26. ...baby one more time - bowling for soup

27. i love rock and roll - britney spears

28. 1999 (i want to go back) - vengaboys

29. paint it black - harley poe

30. chop suey! - nekrogoblikon

31. relax, take it easy - mika

32. you really got me - oingo boingo

33. land down under - leftover crack

34. the boys are back in town - the ataris

35. smalltown boy - orville peck

36. lithium - the polyphonic spree

37. such great heights - streetlight manifesto

38. roots radical - mustard plug

39. rebel yell - the brains

40. love song - jack off jill

41. pink elephants on parade - the circus contraption band

42. the candyman - sloppy seconds

43. sabotage - FIDLAR

44. my sharona - the number 12 looks like you

45. teenagers from mars - buck-o-nine

46. pet semetary - groovie ghoulies

47. bad moon rising - rasputina

48. immigrant song - trent rezner ft. karen o

49. personal jesus - mindless self indulgence

50. it's a sin - pansy division

51. cry little sister - aiden

52. you're dead/vampire ska - we are the union

53. always something there to remind me - the hippos

54. blue (da be dee) - fleshgod apocalypse

55. WAP -brojob

56. jolene - me first & the gimme gimmes

57. we're not gonna take it - less than jake

58. don't stop me now - the vandals

59. turning japanese - skankin' pickle

60. paint it black - the unseen

61. hurt - johnny cash

62. the ballroom blitz - calibretto 13

63. dancing on my own - dale hollow

64. milkshake - goodnight nurse

65. i know what boys like - the bouncing souls

66. touch-a, touch-a, touch me - the mary lous

67. it's my life - no doubt

68. real wild child - josie and the pussycats

69. dead man's party - tsunami bomb

70. smooth criminal - alien ant farm

71. piece of my heart - jaguar love

72. you don't get me high anymore - PUP

73. somebody to love - troye sivan

74. it's the end of the world as we know it - the suicide machines

75. jumpin' jack flash - the queers

76. ring of fire - social distortion

77. surrender - anti-flag

you can listen to the playlist here!

[unavernales]

transcript from uriah and aubrey's recent stream: playing disney golf so my insurance has an excuse to not cover my therapy sessions

21:33 / 60:28

uriah: okay. well. seungkwan (@beyondism) or meg? how about that [notable silence] uriah: that answers the question. aubrey: no, no. i just. don't want to hurt any feelings uriah: you're insane for this aubrey: well. you know-- ah fuck this fucking putting situation dude-- seungkwan could do wap uriah: an image i did not need aubrey: but i don't know if meg could do a perfect run of heave-ho with me uriah: wow. so. okay, you're choosing seungie. wait-- i thought you didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings? aubrey: well! she spends my income on her outfits. we have a connection and if she knew-- uriah: i actually just got multiple messages in the chat confirming that megan thee stallion has no idea who you are. aubrey: haha, yeah, she's goofy like that.

[nebulaedaniel]

🦉Positivity owl reporting for duty! This was sent by a friend who wants you to smile as much as your posts make them smile. Please list five things that make you unique, four things you are super passionate about and why, OR three of your favorite memories. Feel free to send the owl to those who you feel deserve to smile🦉

ooh i live in memories so i'm gonna share three of them <33

meeting my online friends, in general but especially summer this year, spending irl time with the person i talk to the most out of anyone was such a fun time and i can't wait to see her again

dancing the night away at conventions! again it's not super specific because my friends and i do it every night there and have done it every con since 2018, but there's something so freeing about dancing in a crowd of nerds and geeks and people in cosplays and doing dance circles and everyone's cheering each other on and my friend doing the wap, it's just all so so good

aaand finally i'm gonna say the parties i went to at uni <3 my friend laying drunk as hell on her couch, scolding us for not talking and then immediately interrupting us, the drinking games, surprising people when we played never have i ever, spending my nights having long conversations about things that either don't matter or mean the world

[abiiors]

📽️💜

hellooo <33

📽️ favourite interview

oh!! this is a tie once again haha -- it's either zane lowe bfiafl one or british gq - art sex drugs and religion (LOVE them both sm <3)

💜 favourite wap (wife/partner)

charli my beloved <33

[thoriffix]

I posted 992 times in 2021

481 posts created (48%)

511 posts reblogged (52%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 1.1 posts.

I added 818 tags in 2021

#asks - 244 posts

#rqg - 160 posts

#yelling into the void - 142 posts

#hermitcraft - 54 posts

#grays art stuff - 43 posts

#rqg spoilers - 42 posts

#tma - 42 posts

#sash - 33 posts

#grays sketches - 32 posts

#insp - 26 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#if the next few eps all have nothing happen i may agree more! but i think decrying the entire show as suffering just because one ep had less

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

wanted to draw some of my favs from this post by @chaotic-bi-incarnate bc my god were they accurate

[image description: three memes of rusty quill gaming characters with john mulaney quotes. the first is of sasha, a white woman with dark hair wearing a studded leather jacket. in the first half, she is looking to the side with an eyebrow raised, arms folded and hands tucked into her armpits. she is asking “do you want me to kill that guy for you?” in the second half, her head is lifted and both eyebrows raised, looking in the same direction as before. one of her hands is visible, revealing that she is holding a dagger. she continues with “because it sounds like he sucks, and i can totally kill that guy for you.”

the second is of hamid, an egyptian halfling with slicked back hair and brass scales around his hairline, wearing a green three piece suit and a purple cape. he has his hands thrown up as if explaining something and his eyes closed, face scrunched up. he is saying “i need everybody, all day long, to like me so much.”

the third is of zolf, a fat white dwarf with short white hair and a long braided beard, wearing a brown jacket over a gold breastplate. he has a hand held up and indicating towards his chest. in the first half, he has one eyebrow raised and is looking to the side, slightly disgruntled, saying “i’ll keep all my emotions right here,”. in the second half his eyes are closed and his eyebrows raised, a slight smile on his face. he continues with “and then one day i’ll die.”. end id]

1279 notes • Posted 2021-03-04 15:48:31 GMT

#4

[id: a sketchy doodle of mumbo and grian from last life. mumbo is looking with concern and fear at grian, who is smiling at him sympathetically and reaching out to touch his shoulder, saying "we can still be friends!". grian is hiding a sword behind his back. grians jumper, eyes and antennae are red, while mumbos tie and eyes are yellow, and the rest of the image is black and white. end id]

hey bestie let me murder you dot png

ive barely had time to draw lately but the amount of broken alliances this session... woof! so i wanted to doodle one of them :]

1510 notes • Posted 2021-10-13 16:46:24 GMT

#3

s1 martin. beloved. let him be happy

[image description: several drawings of martin blackwood on a light pink background. the biggest one is a flat coloured drawing from the thighs up. martin is a fat white man, with short, curly brown hair that has a red streak. he also has a moustache and chin scruff. he is wearing red glasses, black stud earrings, a rainbow bracelet, blue jeans and a red t-shirt with a 1up mushroom on it. he is standing with one hand in his pocket, one holding the rim of a white mug, with his eyes closed and his mouth open in a joyful smile.

in the top left is a headshot sketch of the same design, wearing a collared shirt and looking to the side with a big smile. in the bottom left is a simple full body sketch of martin wearing an open hoodie, jeans and converse, with his hands in his pockets. an arrow labels him as 6′2. end id]

1824 notes • Posted 2021-04-10 01:04:07 GMT

#2

melanie and martin were not a duo i expected but theyre the mlm/wlw solidarity we deserve and i Love Them

5713 notes • Posted 2021-01-14 16:17:27 GMT

#1

liking a character but lacking the brainpower to have any real coherent thought or clever analysis of them so your brain just kind of says their name over and over like a teen girl in a cheesy romance writing her crushes name over and over in glittery gel pen surrounded by hearts

70078 notes • Posted 2021-09-02 02:43:03 GMT

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[rawrrrrmeat]

BLONDE MEGAN ERA 🤤🤤

[washyourdamnhands]

Ceddy Wap in the sin bin | CAR vs DAL 4.4.21

[asmo-ds]

omg how about this..... mc is jamming loud to some explicit song like wap or anaconda then the boys walk in on them...how would they react??? btw j love your writing!!! <33

React to MC listening to Explicit Music (A little bit spicy so 18+)

PLEASE READ

Warnings: Spicy content, Explicit Songs, Bad words

Description: The Demon Brothers walk in on MC listening to some interesting songs~

- Lucifer was trying to do his paperwork, which normally is quite easy for him

- But there was a racket coming from somewhere else in the house of lamentation, the racket of rap music-that is

- He storms towards MC's room, the source of the racket and knocks harshly

- MC swings the door open and sings in his face

- "My anaconda don't want none unless you got BUNS HUN!" and laugh hysterically at Lucifer's stressed face

- Lucifer puts on a sly smirk and walks towards MC, caging them against the wall

- "Is this your way of asking for my anaconda, MC?"

- Mammon was the one who put on the playlist

- They were just jamming out and suddenly WAP came on, embarrassing him to no end

- He was about to deny even knowing the song and say something along the lines of "How did THIS get in my playlist?"

- But when MC immediately jumps up and starts singing he is SHOOK

- As MC sings and dances along he finds himself laughing and joining in

- MC and him were watching anime edits on instagram

- When they stumble upon a ~spicy~ edit to the song WAP he is ready to scroll, but MC is already on their feet, dancing and singing the lyrics

- His jaw is on the floor and his face is bright red

- "M-MC! What are you doing?!" he throws his hands over his face, trying not to look at the slightly erotic scene of the human dancing

- MC laughs and pulls him up, "Dance with me Levi! IM TALKING WAP WAP WAP WAP-"

- Levi awkwardly tries to dance with them, which MC finds extremely amusing

- MC and Satan were studying together in MC's room

- The human had insisted he let them play their playlist that consisted of studying music, and he agreed

- All was well, ambient music filled the air as equations were being solved

- But suddenly the playlist took a drastic turn, the intro to Anaconda echoing throughout the room

- "Dance break!" MC shouts out, getting up to dance to the provacative song

- Satan was shocked but simply watches as MC belts out the lyrics and dances around

- At the end of the song Satan only has one thing to say

- "... You can memorize all those dirty words yet you need my help memorizing the quadratic formula?"

- He put on the playlist

- He and MC had been jamming out to club songs in his room since Lucifer had said they couldn't go to an actually club that night

- When Anaconda starts playing, both their heads whip to look at each other, making sure they both knew what to do

- and they did, they knew they had to BELT these lyrics and they knew they both had to give their all while dancing

- By the end they're both panting, sweating, and laughing

- "MC, I can assure you that you DEFINITELY have buns, hun~" he winks

- MC was playing music while they cooked for their favorite avatar of gluttony

- He wasn't particularly paying attention to the lyrics until he heard the words "Wet ass poosay"

- He choked on his own spit, making MC laugh as they continued belting out lyrics

- He's laughing too, at how excitedly the human is singing along

-At the end, he tells MC he liked the song

- Asks MC to teach him the dance so they can do it together, just because its a workout, definitely not because teaching him meant he got to see MC doing the dance over and over

- homie was just trying to sleep

- But MC's room was filled with music so loud that it managed to seep into his own room

- He grumpily gets up and goes to MC's room, about to ask them to turn it down

- But he walks in on them seductively dancing to Anaconda

- He just stands there with a blank expression until they are done

- He asks them to turn it down once the song is over and heads back to his room, seemingly unaffected by MC's sexy dance

- But when he sleeps all he can dream about it MC doing a dance for him all alone in his bed~

[daikushiji]

hellooo can i request hcs of oikawa , suna and iwa s/o posting a video on their tiktok of both of them doing something cute tgt with the caption “i’m gonna marry this man someday” . and it went viral but the boys didn’t know the s/o posted it and they found out through their fyp or their friends etc . can i have their reactions to it ?💕

"I'm gonna marry this man"

pairings: oikawa x reader, suna x reader, iwaizumi x reader

a/n: hiii omg thanks for the request bb, i love this idea aaahh it’s so cute!! hope you like it <33

[part 2 and part 3 here!]

Oikawa Tōru

scrolling through your gallery, you spent the night watching some videos you took of oikawa and his nephew takeru

your favourite was the one where your boyfriend taught him how to serve

placing his little hands and feet in the right position, oikawa held the ball to show him where to hit it

every time takeru did a good serve, oikawa ruffled his hair praising him

all fun and games till they started bickering about who was the best volleyball player

with his tongue stuck out, oikawa’s face contorted into a grimace

while his nephew just looked at him with a stoic expression and his arms crossed 

out of nowhere, oikawa pulled takeru over his shoulders, saying that he had to admit that his uncle was the best or he would have dropped him

poor takeru was clinging to oikawa’s head for dear life

“put me down!”

”you have to say it first”

”yeah! you’re the best!”

but before takeru’s feet touched the ground again, oikawa was nuzzling his face into his nephew's cheek

you posted the video on father’s day as a joke, saying that your future husband was going to be the best dad ever

little did you know he would see it on his fyp the next morning 

”darling, you know you have to propose to me first right?”

he teased you the whole day, calling you his future spouse and telling you about your family together

”how many kids do you want? six are enough for our personal volleyball team, you know. and a puppy! oh yeah, we should adopt a dog for the kids to play with”

”i changed my mind, i don’t want to marry you anymore”

”what are you talking about? we already have so many kids and even a dog to take care of, you can’t back off now”

”takeru’s right, you’re so lame” 

Suna Rintarō 

when you posted the video your boyfriend sent you, you didn’t give much importance to the thing

suna sent you stuff like that all the time

videos with him in the background saying ‘it made me think of you’

cute photos of plants and animals, even songs

(but honestly he really enjoyed sending you weird buzzfeed quizzes and memes)

in the video you posted, suna was saying that he had to film the sunset because he knew you would have loved it

and ofc your followers went feral

when atsumu saw the video on his fyp, he showed it to the entire team calling him a simp

suna barely lifted his gaze from the phone when the devilish twins started to stare at him

“what?”

they both had an annoying grin on their faces

”so? when it’s the wedding?”

”hey ‘tsumu leave him alone, maybe he’s sending a video to y/n even now”

together they really were insufferable

after they showed him the video you posted, those two expected suna to become a blushing mess

surprise surprise, he didn’t bat an eye

”suna you’re no fun”

but when he sent you the screenshot of the tiktok, you knew what was going to happen next

“i want WAP as our wedding song and we absolutely need a theme, let me think about what costumes we could wear”

he spent the rest of the day telling you about the worst wedding ideas ever

”oh and can the miyas be our flower boys?”

Iwaizumi Hajime

everybody knew he wasn't really the type to show PDA

but whenever he saw you, iwa was quick to drop everything to greet you with a hug

one time he literally dropped the volleyball net on his teammates when you entered the gym

was he carrying some heavy books when you called his name? ops not anymore

he would have shoved them into oikawa’s arms to come and say hi to you

so after filming him for a couple of weeks, you made a compilation of him hugging you and posted it on tiktok

as soon as oikawa saw his best friend on his fyp, he couldn't control himself

”iwachan! why don’t you ever greet me like this?”

”you’re lucky if i say hi to you”

”mean! i don’t understand why y/n want to marry you”

and then he noticed the caption

when you met up with him that day, his cheeks were flushed

engulfing you into a warm hug as usual, he immediately buried his face in your hair

you squeezed the back of his neck, softly giggling in his ear

”hey love, what’s wrong?”

”i saw the tiktok you posted”

”oh! i’m sorry if it made you uncomfortable, i can delete it right now”

”it’s not that...”

he started to mumble something under his breath

so you gently tilted his head back to make him face you

leaning against your palm, he finally found the courage to meet your eyes

”I just can’t stop thinking about the day i’m gonna marry you”

[arhvste]

NEXT STOP: IWA-CHAN!

请注意差距！

SUMMARY: after a cute boy stops you at the train station asking if he can give you his number, you grow conflicted on whether you should text it or not. he’s not your type but he’s polite and pleasant enough so surely it’d be rude not to at least be friendly? reaching out thinking you’re about to make a new friend doesn’t seem like a big deal, but you’re yet to find out that the boy gave you his best friends number in attempts to play matchmaker instead.

warnings: cursing, suggestive themes (mentioned), alcohol usage

disclaimer: i do not own any of the characters or material used in this series, all rights go to respective owners!!

akaashi’s playgroup || two pretty setters and co

part 1 - bark at him

part 2 - you did what?

part 3 - ghosted

part 4 - buzzfeed unsolved

part 5 - soulmates?

part 6 - act up

part 7 - such a coincidence

part 8 - toilet girl

part 9 - about last night

part 10 - babygirl

part 11 - fluster me

part 12 - free meal

part 13 - rebellion

part 14 - learn together

part 15 - like u a little

part 16 - captain of the ship

part 17 - admit it

part 18 - i hope u catch them too

part 19 - whatever we are

part 20 - kiss me thru the phone

part 21 - you don't think?

part 22 - 2nd best

part 23 - maybe

part 24 - im telling her

part 25 - my person

part 26 - labels

part 27 - my girl

part 28 - to be domestic

part 29 - because i love her

part 30 - marriage material 

part 31 - home

part 32 - details

part 33 - morning murmuring

part 34 - comedic duo

part 35 - the d and the wap

part 36 - misogyny kink

part 37 - tape

part 38 - set up

part 39 -

part 40 -

YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT YOUR DESTINATION!