#my time at sandrock incorrect quotes

[antiloquist]

because every fandom needs it

Pen: So... who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Burgess: I did, I broke-

Pen: No, no you didn't. Cooper?

Cooper: Don't look at me, Pencil. Look at Hugo.

Hugo: What? I didn't break it.

Cooper: Huh, that's weird. How'd ya even know it was broken?

Hugo: ... because it's sittin' right in from of us, and it's broken.

Cooper: Suspicious.

Hugo: No, it's not.

Yan: If it matters, probably not, but Mi-an was the last one to use it.

Mi-an: Liar! I don't even drink that stuff!

Yan: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Mi-an: I use the little wooden sticks to pin my jerky to the drying rack. Everyone knows that, Yan!

Burgess: Okay, okay, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Pen.

Pen: No. Who broke it?!

-beat-

Hugo: Pen? That Andy kid's been awfully quiet.

Andy: Really?!

-everyone starts arguing-

-cut to Pen away from the crowd as the argument gets louder-

Pen: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a Yakmel head on a stick.

-he glances back and smirks-

Pen: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here

[sandrockianblues]

Logan: Andy, ‘member when ya said you weren’t gonna interfere with my love life?

Andy: *pushing Logan towards the Builder*

Andy: Nope, that doesn’t sound like me at all.

[fadinglotophagi]

I just want my boi Fang to warm up enough with the builder to let himself be goofy and silly!! I wanna hear him try to make a joke!!

I think it's be similar to the "What is hang out?" mission where he doesn't quite get the nuances of everything, but he sure as hell tries his hardest.

I think the natural progression of his story would have him attempting to have the townspeople warm up to him.

Elsie could give him some terrible advice and say that pulling pranks will win everyone over and it just goes so wrong because he takes everything too literally and is pressured by Elsie and the Builder.

My boy would probably put something in the water supply as a joke.

Like. A concoction that makes everyone's voice high-pitched or one that puts polka dots on people's skins or turns their hair weird colors and it freaks everyone out.

"MAAAABLLLLEEE, WHY ARE THE YAKMELS PINK?"

He could be chaos unleashed. Elsie would be having a so much fun with it all. Of course it'd all be solved with the builders help, but he's collectively banned from pulling pranks.

So. So. The builder finds an old world joke book, you know the type and he integrates little puns and jokes into his conversations, but he delivers them in a very dead pan way and literally only Cooper likes them.

And IF the builder has a romantic relationship with him at this point I can just imagine a conversation with him going something like this,

"Builder..."

"Hmm?"

"What did... One sand-dune... say to the other?"

"I dunno, what?"

"I will... Never desert you..."

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

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[youroleander]

Mi-an: What are your three best qualities? Alyssane: I’m hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.

[sandrockianblues]

I think about these faces CONSTANTLY

Some expressions for my builder Seth~ 👉👈

[ineclipsedpast]

Introductions:

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-drabbles

-fanfics

-theories

-etc

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[ryllen]

i’m sorry but it’s so funny to think that mint still delivers his joke blatantly while ignoring qi’s try-hard ass to get the answer right fshdhs [x]

[antiloquist]

-Burgess and Pen are chasing after a tourist who got the last of a dish Burgess really wanted-

Pen: Listen, you! My friend's got something to say!

Tourist, oblivious: What? Who said that? -looks at Burgess- Was it you?

Pen: Tell him off, Burgess! Assert yourself!

Burgess: That's my Steamed Sandfish!

Pen: Great! Now let him have it!

Burgess: You can have it! :D

Tourist: Say, thanks!

Pen: NO! -unintelligible frustration noises-

[antiloquist]

Mi-an: Hey Builder, are you gonna be okay?

The Builder after Things happen, if they Romanced Pen: -whips around with an unsettling grin- NO! :D

[antiloquist]

Yan: Mi-an, I can't help it if you're bad at your job and bring shame to this guild!

(beat)

Yan: Do ya think I should get a solid gold filigree for my new award?

(beat)

Mi-an, eerily deadpan: Well, Mr. Yan. Do you wanna know what I think?

Mi-an: [screams] Arrgh! Regga flebba breeka brecka smullen-ellen Mr. Yan! Yegga hegga mergin wallet!

Trudy, in the office collecting that month's taxes: (pulls out a dictionary and starts flipping through it) Oh! (blushes)

Mi-an, storming out: Dimmy middy spend! Rivy flivy diva shivvy Mr. Yan's WALLET!

Yan: (Mouth agape, speechless)

[antiloquist]

Burgess: Please Light, let me have just ONE good day?

The Light: Great Peach's Ghost, you again?! Give it a REST, buddy!

[sandrockianblues]

Andy: We need to open this locked door. Haru, give me your credit card.

Haru: Here.

Andy, pocketing it: Thanks. Logan, break down the door.

[sandrockianblues]

Grace: We all have our demons.

Logan, grabbing Andy: This one’s mine.

[sandrockianblues]

Builder: we can watch Oppen-

Logan: done had enough of explosions and bombs

Logan: we’re watchin’ fuckin’ Barbie

[sandrockianblues]

Builder: What are you in the mood for?

Pen: World domination.

Builder: That's a bit ambitious.

Pen: You are my world.

Builder: Aww...

Pen:

Builder:

Pen:

Builder: OH.