#my sweet silly boye ..

[cariciapadre]

thinkin abt padres cute double chin ,,, i love him ,,

[devotion-disorder]

i just wanted to say that kuuya is literally everything to me, he's so adorable, so cute, i just wanna keep him in a tiny glass jar and shake him like a snowglobe😭😭 ahh i haven't stopped thinking abt him since i discovered your blog (which is the best thing i've ever done tbh) thank you for making such a perfect pathetic pretty boy🥺🩷

also, on a sidenote, you're art is literally so beautiful!! and i think it's so cool that you can switch between both a dreamy and dangerous vibe with how you make your lines. and the way you colour is addicting and also!! also, your silly doodles make my day❗❗

im trapping him in a snowglobe as we speak. now you can observe him trip and fall in the fake snow and shake him around for funsies :)

(( THAMKYOU you are way too sweet omg.................. im glad you enjoy my silly doodles and pathetic boyes 💥💥 this means a lot to me coming from another yan content creator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :''D ))

[beastlybardou]

Possibly really petty complaint, but is anyone else really annoyed by the way a lot of people seem to be talking about nonhumans in a very infantilizing way?

Like all the posts going around that sweepingly refer to all of us as "silly creatures", "little critters", "silly animals doing their silly tasks", "just a creechur", etc? I feel like I've been seeing a lot of posts in the vein of like, "How could anyone hate therians? You're all just silly little animals doing buppy things typing with your big silly paws!" or similar.

And more power to you if you like being referred to that way, but I don't. It leaves a similar taste in my mouth to those old posts about trans men that are like "sweet little angelic cinnamon roll soft uwu boy!!! Trans men are little innocent boyes and I will protecc them all :3". And I think everyone sees the problem with those now.

I am a grown man. An adult wild animal. And while I don't need to take myself seriously, or even be taken seriously, all of the time, I sure don't like being referred to like a dumb little animal that doesn't know what it's doing as a default.

[sissytrapjamie]

fucking faggot!

you are a boy and that is all you will remain until the end of time.

you can claim to be a girl all you want, but your male cock, testicles and prostate will always tell the truth.

you'll accept your true self soon enough, silly confused boy, once i'm done jerking your aching cock off.

despite claiming you don't want it, you will get hard instantly, enjoy my firm yet gentle grip as it pumps your oiled-up manhood up & down and spill your masculine semen into my hand.

in fact, you're probably hard right now. you're enjoying this, aren't you, you little brat? god, you're such a perverted boy.

once you have achieved your male orgasm, i'll rub your own semen all over your boyful body, forever marking you as the man that you will always be. you will lay there shaking and whimpering like a pathetic boy, covered in your own manly sperm, secretly having enjoyed every second and longing to feel my touch again.

if you haven't learned your lesson, we'll go for round two. we'll go for as many rounds necessary until your perverted self leaves womanhood alone and embraces his true male nature.

and if you dare protest, i'll punch your fucking teeth in, faggot. i'll waterboard you & beat the the shit out of you until you're bruised and bleeding.

however, once you start crying like the sensitive boy that you are, i will simply stop, gently wipe your tears from your face & press my clean lips against you bruised, bloody lips. but you have to behave first. only then will i kiss you, my pathetic prince.

you're MINE.

you belong to me, boy. i am the only one in the world who could ever love a boy as pathetic and disgusting as you. never forget that.

you are a faggot. but you're *MY* faggot.

and if you behave yourself, i might just show you an ounce of love and affection. i might just pat you on your silly head.

are you ready to obey? you are? that's the spirit.

good boy.

i love you.

Mmmmm, yes Sir! I'm just so flustered all the time, there's no way I could resist sweet pleasure, and yes, I am so aroused at the thought. Leaving feminity behind would be so difficult, but I know a real man like you could beat it out of a weak boy like me. That's just naturally how males learn to respect other males. Just breaking me is sure to empty my head of silly girly delusions and prepare me to just accept my place as a useless faggot. After ruining myself for most normal people, I'm left with no choice but to serve under anyone kind enough to take pity on me. I'm still a soft, weak boy, so easily persuaded and manipulated by any affection I'm given, since the violence I recieve is a natural consequence of my choices. Thank you so much for even taking the time to notice me, Sir!

[thenervousmedic]

*chinhands* ok tell me more about b-2 please bc his design has been in my mind all day (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

oh my god, okay, so-

There were gonna be 12 of these suckers (From A-1 through to H-8 and a few offshoots) in the works but I only finished my favourite boy of the bunch then stopped because hyperfixations wear off fast.

All of them ended up rogue and self-aware after a faulty update gave some of them an incompletable mission. A paradox. Most of them went offline since robots tend to implode when paradoxes are applied to their logic but a couple of units were lucky enough to figure out the mission wasn't possible and start questioning it rather than just frying themselves. B-2's type specifically was made for freaking the absolute fuck out of smaller operative groups and leaving one survivor each time to spread cryptid-like stories. He's built the most humanoid despite it being an inefficient shape for a robot because that's the easiest shape for the human brain to misconstrue as a living creature at a distance. Also works into the whole 'uncanny valley' exploit of our psychology where something that looks human but isn't quite tends to terrify us more than an animal. Majority morale muddler, minority military meatgrinder. He's tall, around 8 to 9ft when standing upright and can't 'speak' but can force the coolant through his system fast enough to make a shrill scream-like noise. It's very loud and he doesn't like doing it very much. He can still write by scratching rudimentary messages on things or tap Morse code on the floor.

After gaining sentience of his own he started questioning everything. Constantly. He wants to poke and prod and snoop around anything and everything he can to learn more about it. Which is hard when you have short curved swords for fingers and a harsh spotlight for a face. He's really docile and sweet despite being built to give soldiers nightmares.

>w> if you have any specific questions you're welcome to ask~ I love this silly boye.

[brittanytobiason]

Felgercarb

For Cronor's Rise & Fall. No CC

The household consists of five sims and three tombstones. Place the tombstones around the lot.

Expansion Packs Used: All Expansion Packs. No Stuff Packs

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Michelangelo Felgercarb

The going can get tough, but can the tough get silly?

young adult male ghost, blunt force trauma

Traits: charismatic, daredevil, family oriented, party animal, childish

Career: Ghostbuster 1

Lifetime Wish: Super Popular

Expansion Packs Used: Late Night, Generations, Showtime, Supernatural, Seasons, University Life

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Case Felgercarb

Case could do anything he set his mind to, if only he weren't so busy with the baby.

teen male ghost, drowned while scuba diving

Traits: eccentric, genius, artistic, bookworm

Inventory: Inflato Aqualounge, backpack, skill book: Inventing 3

Expansion Packs Used: Pets, Supernatural, Seasons, University Life

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Bam Felgercarb

He's a good kid, really. He just died bad of old age too young.

teen male ghost, old age bad

Traits: ambitious, athletic, childish, good sense of humor

Lifetime Wish: International Super Spy

Inventory: windcarver, Hope and Love kicky bag, a baseball

Expansion Packs Used: Pets, Supernatural, Seasons, University Life, Into the Future

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Carl Felgercarb

Boyness distilled, agitated and burned to death

child male werewolf ghost, burned

Traits: friendly, brave, slob

Inventory: liquid horror potion, zigrid sprite: Wolverine, book: The Ninja's Path

Expansion Packs Used: World Adventures, Generations, Supernatural, Seasons, Into the Future

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Tiberius Felgercarb

It’s not his fault he’s a baby

toddler male witch, died of thirst

Traits: athletic, excitable

Inventory: a cow toy, imaginary friend doll: Ma Mee

Expansion Packs Used: Ambitions, Generations, Supernatural

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Tyler Jack

young adult ghost, watery grave

Traits: insane, brooding, athletic, rebellious, unstable

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Miho Wachowski

teen female witch ghost, jelly bean death

Traits: adventurous, genius, friendly, excitable

Expansion Packs Used: Supernatural, Seasons, University Life, Into the Future

As .sim files do not allow a ghost to also be a witch, I've uploaded Miho as a sims3pack, instead. I checked this file with Custard before uploading.

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Frankie Venkman

child, female witch ghost, hit by meteor

Traits: couch potato, excitable, good sense of humor

Expansion Packs Used: Generations, Supernatural, Seasons, University Life, Island Paradise

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[smiley-coolatta]

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Oh, Hello and welcome, make yourself at home.

Please call me Dr. Smiley. It/He/Xey please although any neos are fine as well. No They/them though, I have trauma with those pronouns. I'm the host of the Hydrangea System.

Redoing this pinned soon!

About -

I'm an ageless non-human in a 20 year old body. Please never call me a child even if I regress, thank you. :) I'm Genderfaun, Bisexual, and mostly AroAce. Please use Dr. for me instead of Mr. I know I don't have a doctorate (yet) but it's the most gender affirming suffix for me. This is a blog solely for compiling my silly poems, art, thoughts or images I like. I enjoy the ocean, rain, old tech, dogs, weather, y2k + kidcore aesthetics and plant life the most! Will always be SFW! I don't reblog / post much fandom content here, but what you might see includes : HLVRAI, Monster Rancher (Specifically Battle Card), Digimon, Fullmetal Alchemist, Spiderman, and Beyblade! :) My dear sweet partner has a blog over at @dr-darnold-pepper!

Boundaries -

My basic boundaries can be found here. Also, please do read my dni here. Basically, I don't want freaks, racists or endos here. I'm traumagenic and endos make me uncomfortable as hell. Thank you for your understanding. :) Don't harass me for having psychosis. I don't care if you think I'm scary or crazy this is my blog, not yours. You don't own the fucking internet dude. If you don't want to see eldritch things, body horror, or mild gore, block the tag 'beating hearts'. Don't trigger yourself please! I don't find these things disturbing (in fact they help me cope) and this is my space. And don't say I didn't warn you! I'd prefer if you don't refer to me as my fictive source(s) please and thank you. Despite it being kinda obvious I don't want any extra attention especially negative stuff. You're free to send an ask about anything at any time, as long as it's not hate or harassment! :) Also anons are off for a reason. Don't try to do syscourse / lgbtq discourse with me. I just want my blog to be a safe place for others like myself who enjoy various things. I didn't ask to be this way, I just am.

Please do check out my headmates' blogs if you want!!! As well as my sub-system "other half". It's pretty cool!

My Other Half ꩜ Boper's Emporium ꩜ The Co-Host ♥ strawberrylovebug ♥ Rainbow Gremlin ▸ zipfmystery2002 ◂ Person who keeps the whole system together × MintAsterisk × A polite little Creature ✦ Bandage Boye ✦ A polite little Skeleton ✧ BoneyButtonz ✧ Good friend of mine 🝮 Hearts-Locket 🝮

[lovelyfeh]

ahh I ended up turning this a bit angsty I apologize najdjskx,, i sprinkled a bit of post and pre timeskip in here for you lovely!! ;)

ALSO SAME HERE IVE FALLEN FOR THE BOYE,, AND SWEETIE EVERYTHING YOU SAID MEANS SO MUCH??? OMG YOURE SUCH A SWEETHEART I CANT 💖💖❤️💖

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pre - timeskip

➼Being able to come study at the Officers Academy is like a dream come true for a commoner like you. You were recognized for your almost saintly behavior and heroic deeds when you healed and helped relieve an entire village of a terrible illness.

➼You are introduced to the Blue Lions, your class that you will be joining for the remainder of the school year. All of your fellow students are so kind, and welcome you with open arms, especially the young Prince of Faerghus, Dimitri.

➼He happily shows you around the Monastery, eagerly introducing you to the students from the other houses and readily showing you each individual area, such as the dining hall and market place!

➼But you aren’t the only one enjoying the company. Dimitri takes note of how unconditionally sweet and gentle you are. He can’t help but be drawn to you thanks to your kind attitude and oddly mystical aura. From the way you handle the flowers in the greenhouse, to the way you simply brush your fingers across the surface of the fishing pond and seem to attract the animals... He wonders if you’re secretly magical.

➼You’re elegant, but as he continues the tour, notices you’re also fragile in a way. He can’t control the urge in his heart that screams out to protect you.

➼Suddenly, as the weeks go by, you find yourself growing closer and closer to Dimitri. He’s a wonderful young man, who oddly insists on staying by your side throughout the day. You aren’t complaining though, he makes for wonderful company! (And of course, you’ve started to feel the ball of warmth that seems to grow in your chest around him, but it’s nothing, right?)

➼What you don’t know is that the prince is quite... fond of you. If you count dreamily staring at you from across the dining hall, or being kept awake at night with visions of your caring smile and gentle hands in his... then yes, he’s very fond of you!

➼He’ll invite you out to tea on the weekends when you both have the time, and soon it becomes a small routine for the both of you. Every Saturday you both sit and enjoy the smell of flowers in the air, sipping on your respective favorite teas and chatting casually.

➼Young love is a sight to behold, and anyone with eyes can see you’re both very smitten with each other. Perhaps you’ll act on these feelings soon?... Or perhaps not, considering you’re both too shy to actually say anything...

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post - timeskip

➼The day you see Dimitri again is like a dream come true. 5 years with nothing but regret and the prince on your mind... perhaps this was the goddess herself giving you a second chance after your young teen embarrassment got in the way?

➼While it’s been many years and you expected change, you never would have thought it would be this... drastic.

➼From the new eyepatch, most likely covering something you’d rather not see, or the way his remaining eye looked so.. empty. His hair had grown out, he had entirely new attire, and he had grown so much taller... while his appearance didn’t get rid of your feelings for him in the slightest, you were simply concerned about his health.

➼Your reunion was bittersweet, to put it simply. The moment he sees you he collapses, lifting you into his arms desperately and burying his face in your hair on the crown of your head. You can feel the tears hitting your cheeks, hear the strangled sobs that Dimitri is trying to hold back. You shush him quietly, running your gentle fingers through his messy hair and letting your lips ghost over his forehead reassuringly.

➼The army seems to lighten up with you around, Dimitri especially. While he’s still hurting (painfully so), you managed to make him eat and rest as long as you were beside him at all times.

➼When you’re out battling, expect him to be both your sword and shield. You won’t hesitate to take hits for you or kill for you, but both of these options will make you upset, so he opts to simply stick by you and make sure no when gets close.

➼The more time he spends with you, the more he seems to heal. One day he comes to you smiling. A rose in hand, tea leaves in the other. You can barely contain your happiness when he suggests a tea party that Saturday.

➼As he continued to recover, he’ll start to help with your chores. He loves to help you cook for the army. Besides, you’re much too short to do everything by yourself. If you ever have any trouble getting any ingredients, expect him to swoop in and pluck the item from the shelf. If your height difference upsets you, he’ll make up for it with a kiss or two.

➼Speaking of height difference, how are you going to be able to kiss him?! Usually you have to reach up and grab his shoulders, which will either prompt him to lean down and return your loving actions or make him chuckle at your precious attempts for him to shrink down to your size.

➼Once the weather starts to grow cold, or you march into an area with particularly harsh climate, he’ll pull you to his side and intertwine his fingers with yours. He’ll bring his cloak around and share it with you, maybe even picking you up so you can curl into the warm fabric if it gets particularly freezing.

➼Your nights together in a shared room are always something you look forward to. Dimitri can’t fall asleep without you there, humming any assortment of songs you know and smoothing out his hair with your hands. It’s so serene, just you pressed into Dimitri’s side while you slowly lull him into sleep.

➼The day after the war has ended, you find the ring he plans to give you. You laugh quietly, admiring the emeralds and silver that decorated the obviously expensive jewelry. Didn’t he know that all you needed was him?

➼You catch him off guard, inviting him to a tea party that Saturday and placing the ring of his around your finger. The moment he sees it causes him to almost faint there and then, but you simply grab his hand and smile.

➼“My prince, you are such a silly man. I cannot wait to live in this world with you, Dimitri. Won’t you allow your new wife to give you a kiss?��

[bt-note]

GOT7 AS YOUR BOYFRIEND PART ONE

For some reason yall really liked my Monsta x one. So im doing got7. Ill try to reply to your requests asap ^^ thank u

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Mark

-gentleman

-small fun dates like an aquarium or picnic

-very good listener

-super sweet and silly

-kinda emotional

-clingly but not over the top

-loves making you smile

-never a dull moment

-takes you out to do things all the time

JB

-Involved in his music a lot

-not extremely kissy in public, small things like wrapping his arm around your waist or putting his hand on your thigh

-flirty 😶

-probably easily irritable

-takes u out to dinner a lot

-comforting presence

-writes songs about u 💕

-likes being around u when hes stressin out

-also really likes just relaxing in bed with you

-really good kisser

Jackson

-Super sweet

-big baby

-loves seeing u wear his shirts

-sends u memes all the time

-buys you his own merch

-couple clothes

-doesnt give a FUCK about PDA will kiss u and cuddle u whenever wherever.

-Shows u off

-scardey cat high key

-tries to be that protective boyfriend tho

-JEALOUS

-not really of other guys. Just of everyone

-wants your attention on him all the time

-flex

-always tries looking strong infront of u

Jinyoung

-fucking heartthrob

-Gentleman™

-perfect boyfriend tbh

-kinda petty/sassy

-teases u a lot

-takes you out to dinner and a movie

-more touchy than mark or JB

-will hold your hand all the time

-is ALWAYS next to u

-good at listening

-very emotionally intelligent

-WILL SING TO U

Youngjae

-Sweet and kinda shy

-loves physical affection but is More shy about it in public

-loves sweet talk

-loves doing anything if its with you.

-pouty™

-emotional sometimes and needs reassurance

-super caring and easy to talk to

-relaxing days are his favorite

-super easily flustered

-a big sweetheart

- Like Bambam he will jokingly cringe if youre too cute in public

-loves wrapping you in his arms and holding u

Bambam

-clown

-never fails to make you laugh

-teases you CONSTANTLY

-not the most romantic

-can be kinda naive

-super playful relationship

-prank eachother a LOT

-can be serious when he has to be

-if youre sad he'll try joking with you

-if that doesnt work he'll hold you anr comfort you

-loves talking to you. Doesnt just listen but contributes to the conversation

-the kind of hugs where he picks you up and spins u

-jokingly cringes if youre cute with him

-secretly loves it

Yugyeom

-a very good boye

-sweet and giggly

-literally a big baby hes so cute

-pls give him hugs

-super attached. Loves being around you

-easily flustered around you

-super smiley

-loves going out with you

-gives you big warm hugs

-can get sulky when hes sad

-likes it when u kiss his cheeks :)

[samatok-i]

sooooo this is my first request here so I spent 737484647 hours thinking on what would be a good start but I think I'll settle for something simple,, may I request first date headcannons for the boyes?

I APOLOGIZE FOR THE WAIT TUMBLR RLLY LET ME HAVE IT!!! blease accept these qwq (im breaking them up by division so the post wont be so cluttered :0)

💫 Allstars on a First Date Pt. 1💫

♡Buster Bros♡ :

Ichiro: 

-He wants to take you to the movies! He’s not picky at all about what you guys go to see because he’s the kinda guy to enjoy the experience no matter what kinda movie it was! He’d love to talk about it afterwards with you if the movie was trash or if it was really good! (when he saw Into the Spider-verse with his bros he raved about it for days) 

-(his fav spidey person is Peni cuz he’s a slut for mecha anime)

-If you wanted to pick the movie that’d be totally fine with him! (unless theres a new movie adaption of an anime he wants to see- he’d agree with your choice but you can see the Longing in his eyes as he walks past the poster and you just might hafta give in lmao)

-Definitely pays for your snacks and drinks even if you protest because he’s a huge sweetheart (need me a MANS)

-He’s no scrub either he goes for the large drink, the large popcorn. AND king size m&ms??? Do you even deserve him????? No baby I’ll hold the food tray you’ve done enough 😤

-He finds y’all good seats and takes the tray so you can get comfortable before doing so himself and immediately going to demolish the popcorn before the previews end because he’ll always be a rebel at heart

-During the movie he (subtly but not Really) shifts closer to you and occasionally leans over or puts his hand on your shoulder lightly to whisper a joke or a thought he has about the movie in your ear (stay calm Reader-chan)

-You sorta spend the rest of the movie whispering jokes and making witty comments and giggling to yourselves like adult children and Ichiro thinks your laugh when your trying not to laugh is cute

-If something funny happens during the movie he’ll laugh loudly, if something sad happens you’ll hear him sniffling into his jacket sleeve and if something scary happens he’d keep that to himself but the way the his voice wavers when he asks if you’re okay kind of gives him away (he will Jump at the opportunity to hold your hand if you ask)

-He asks to stay after the credits because he cannot miss any after credits scenes its not in his blood, that’s not the kinda man he is

-After the movie is officially over he beats you to throwing away the trash and putting the tray back

-Would also immediately fire off about what stuck out to him in the movie and what he thought it lacked and ask your thoughts about it with a glimmer in his eyes

-He set a curfew for himself that he told his brothers he’d be back by but you both have a few more hours to kill so he asks if you wanted to grab dinner somewhere

-The place he takes you too isn’t fancy or high class, it’s just a nice, warm family diner he takes Jiro and Saburo to sometimes- he promises you’ll like it! (the place is also very special to him yknow)

-”If you don’t like it you never hafta go out with me again!” he joked but when you told him in all seriousness that you wouldn’t do that to him, some sort of tension fell away from his demeanor and he laughed warmly (relieved even) and said how that was real sweet of you

-Ichiro makes good conversation over dinner- he treats you like that he would an old friend or someone close to him and makes sure you stay engaged in the conversation just as much as he is

-After dinner (he pays of course- he was quick to whip out his wallet) you both make your way outside of the restaurant and you notice how he starts to fidget by rubbing the back of his neck and shifting his weight from each leg

-He asks if you had a good time and when you tell him you did (you Better) he visibly lights up, all traces of nervousness leaving him and his smile is big and its adorable

-(If you tell him that he wouldn’t know what to do other than stutter out a shocked thank you as his cheeks color)

-He says maybe you guys could go out again sometime? If you want? It’s totally chill if you don’t tho.

-When you say yes you didn’t think his smile could get any brighter and you realize how nice it makes you feel. How fuzzy.

-”Okay cool! That’s awesome! I’ll talk to you later alright? Be careful on your way home!”

-When you respond he starts fidgeting again like he wants to say something else and when you’re about to ask him what was up he quickly pecks your cheek before you could even register how close he had gotten. If his face wasn’t red before it definitely is now

-”I’ll call you okay? G’night!” he waves as he’s leaving and his big smile never leaves his face

Jiro:

-It’s arcade time! That would definitely be his first choice on where to take you

-Ichiro insists Jiro bring you over before y’all leave and although Jiro would love for his Niichan to meet you he can’t say the same for that little rugrat he’s forced to share a home with

-Of course he brings you anyway because Ichiro really wanted to meet you and Jiro can’t just say no to his older brother like that (Ichiro made Saburo promise to behave and he did so while wrinkling his nose and shooting Jiro a look behind Ichiro’s back and Jiro shot him a smug look in kind- Ichiro caught that one though and flicked his ear)

-When you reach the front door of the Yamada residence the door swings open before you could even knock

-Ichiro greets you warmly and eagerly ushers you inside telling you how much he’s wanted to meet you because “Jiro talks about you a whole lot yknow!” (Jiro makes a strangled noise of betrayal and his face goes red)

-You get an excited introduction from Ichiro and a less excited more being polite out of obligation introduction from Saburo (who’s about to make a quip at how Jiro even got someone to go on a date with to which Ichiro pushes Jiro towards you and says how you both ought to be going- “Also don’t forget about curfew got it? Have fun!”)

-When y’all make it to the arcade and get your game cards (they’re still tokens in my Heart) Jiro asks what game you wanna hit first and then y’all just sorta take turns dragging each other around

-His personal favorite games are 1v1 fighting games, racing games and dancing games- he loves the competition they bring and if you challenge him it’ll totally pump him up “You’re gonna regret it when I kick your ass!” 

-You guys go around the arcade with a new fighting spirit and try to kick each other asses at almost every game. Basketball, air hockey, hell even wack-a-mole- theres no holding back on any of them

-After you guys’ 3 round long dance battle you announce that you need a Break and he agrees (his jock ass could go for a few more rounds but he don’t wanna leave you out)

-He buys you a drink of your choice because he was informed that that was the Manly thing to do (”gentlemanly” was the word used but technicalities, technicalities) and asked if you’re down to get some food 

-Y’all both go for pizza (unless dear Reader is lack toes of taller ants then he wouldn’t mind letting you pick)

-You guys just share a big platter because Jiro’s funds are limited but he’d still like to treat you

-You guys laugh more often than you chew and take silly videos of each other eating to post on social media until you both decide that it was time to make more rounds around the arcade

-When it’s time to exchange game points for prizes Jiro loses his impulse control (read: non-existent) and picks out a bunch of dumbass shit

-”Bro I’ve wanted a kazoo for so fuckin’ long it ain’t even funny”

-If you want something a little higher on the points list but don’t have enough for he’d put back some of his shit (goodbye Creeper plushie) and say y’all could try combining points

-When its about time to leave Jiro clumsily says that he could walk you home- if you want! It comes out rougher than he intended and he can feel his face heating up but he’s determined to hold eye contact with you until you give him an answer

-He walks home with you until you both reach the front door of your place (also like how he was informed) and says he had a real good time and that y’all should definitely go again…y’know if you want…or whatever…

-You tell him you do and his face is Priceless (shock turning into something more like joy until he schools his features to look less like an excited puppy)

-Now unsure of how to end the conversation without being awkward he settles for the Bro Clap on your shoulder (totally not awkwa r d) and promises to get at you later 

-”I’ll dm you later ok? See ya!” he turns leaving you with a cool wave over his shoulder but he has the biggest grin on his face

Saburo:

-Oh god Saburo’s first date

-It’s his first date

-”Baby’s first date haha” “Shut up, maggot”

-He’s so nervous please help him

-He doesn’t have a clue how he was able to invite you out for the weekend let alone get away with calling it a date

-He’d be stroking his big fat ego if he didn’t feel like he was going to collapse- but he’ll be fine he has to be

-After all it’s just the aquarium! He actually likes the aquarium unlike the idiotic suggestions The Lesser One gave him (he would never go to the mall by choice). But he found the specimens kept at the aquarium to be interesting.

-Also Ichiro said he’d “chaperone” as his support (which Saburo would have never asked his Ichinii to do so in any other situation but…it’s a date. This is not his area of expertise. No matter how much research he had done on what to do and what not to do his anxiety never went away.)

-The plan was to meet the Yamada brothers at the aquarium and sure enough you couldn’t miss the two freakishly tall boys (one waving with both hands and the other meekly raising one hand in greeting)

-Ichiro took the lead, introducing himself on the way in and thanking you for taking care of Saburo (Saburo’s cheeks may have tinged a light pink at that)

-After making your way in Ichiro said he’d get out of y’alls hair and to text him if you needed anything

-Then you were both alone

-Saburo squashes the feeling of unease settling in his stomach and whips out a map of the building, asking if there was an exhibit you’d like to see first and then set off when you’ve made your pick

-At the exhibit he finds himself wanting to tell you what he knows about this particular species but he doesn’t want to annoy you or seem like he’s bragging about his knowledge (thats what kids at school usually assume- and although he Is known to brag he also like to share facts for fun)

-He starts slowly, “You know these animals are actually very interesting..”

-When you turn away from the exhibit to look at him and prompt him to speak more he’s actually startled and stutters a bit before continuing 

-You tell him that what he said was interesting and these animals were cooler than you thought!

-Oh. Oh.

-Saburo’s face feels warm as he opens the map again

-You guys laugh at the otters, marvel at the jellyfish and pet the little stingrays (Saburo was honestly a little reluctant at first but you coax him into it easily and the smile he wears when he touched one is a sweet little thing)

-He was becoming more eager to share his random information with you and you were just as entertained to listen

-He also laughs with you if you point out something funny the animals are doing

-”Hehe T-Pose crab.” “T-Pose cr a b” (these r what kids b talkin about dont @ me)

-He found himself loosening up around you qwq

-You guys eventually reach the gift shop and Saburo’s immediately drawn to these little sting ray plushies (they remind him of Mantyke from pokemon hehe) and he really wants one but…should he? In front of you?

-You catch him staring at them and then get a crazy idea: you both get one

-His cheeks flush immediately and before he can protest with something stupid you pick one up and give it to him while taking one for yourself. 

-Saburo was so caught off guard that he almost forgot to offer to pay (its Gentlemanly, Jiro, not Manly you fucking imbecile-)

-(Regardless MC BB taught them well)

-After you both snap a pic of your matching pokemon plushies, Saburo texts Ichiro asking if he could take you guys to McDonalds and Ichiro is fucking on it bro

-You all leave to get some McNuggies and make fun of the new Lion King toys because that shit is nasty (i know Hypmic is set in the near future but have you considered: i do what i please)

-It’s sundown by the time you all finish eating so Ichiro insists they accompany you home

-When you all reach your place Ichiro fakes a phone call and leaves you kids to be anxious alone

-Saburo says he hopes you had a good time and that if you’re ever free on the weekend again maybe you could hang out? If you’d like to…. (Ichiro fist pumps from behind the corner)

-You tell him of course you would and his cheeks grow warm again and he stutters out an “O-Okay!” and that he’ll keep in touch and he smiles and you smile and its cute bro

-He leaves you with a “I’ll see you at school” and a small wave

-He tries to keep his face neutral when Ichiro asks him how it went (and that his Mantyke plush is cute) but he fails horribly, a slow smile creeping onto his features

♡

WOO finally finished these for a second time! i still had a lotta fun writing them though!! the rest of the divisions will be up shortly ;3c thanks for requesting!! 💖💗💕

[devotion-disorder]

First of all WOWZERS I LOVE YOUR ART AND YOUR BOYS!! I know he's an absolute creep but Kuuya is my FAVORITE kind of yandere sndndndbd Kuuya sir your hand in marriage NOW 😤😤👇🫴

Second of all I... Cannot draw... Not even to save my life. But I can write!! Would you be okay with some reader insert fanfic of your boys being written?? 🥺👉👈 (I have IDEAS for Kuuya specifically 🤤🤤🤤 but I can totally do something for Noel to be fair 💞💞) ALSO IT MAY TURN INTO SMUT BUT IM NOT SURE YET ID SEE WHERE THE FLOW TOOK ME IF YOURE COOL WITH THAT TOO!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!

THANK UU!!!! You are so sweet asdhalwuidhawhk 🥺🥺💖 and if you look closely you'll see that actually kuuya has been holding YOUR hand for marriage before you even asked... so checkmate 😤😤😤

And yes! fanfics are welcome! be as clean or as nasty as you want! in fact im very happy that anyone would even go out of their way to make something of my silly boyes TwT

[freewillhurts]

The Dere Game

As requested, I’ll be filling this out for my boye Cas!

BURIKKO

[X] You tilt your head when you’re confused. [X] You love sweets and cute things. [  ] You are often confused and lost in conversations with your friends. [  ] People often call you cute. [X] You care a lot about your friends. [  ] You embarrass yourself a lot with silly question or statements. [X] You like bright, soft colors. [  ] You enjoy listening to cute, sweet, gentle songs. [X] You add things to the end of your friend’s names. (I’ll take this to include giving pet names :>) [  ] People often say “aww” when you’ve done something clumsy/silly. [X] You like anime/movies about romance, love and friendship. Total: 6/11

TSUNDERE [X] You come off as tough and confident on the outside, when you are actually soft and emotional on the inside. [X] You often hide your true feelings for someone.  [  ] You are caring but deny it when someone tells it to you. [X] You are protective. [  ] When someone bugs you, you tell them right away strongly, but are still worried that you’ve hurt them. [  ] You are easily embarrassed. [X] Compliments make you feel awkward and you always deny them. (Flirting and flattery are one thing, but if someone he actually cares about compliments him it’s over lmao) [X] You tease and bully the one you love to hide your feelings. [  ] You can be violent at times. [  ] You may hurt people a lot, but regret it right away. [  ] You never cry in front of others. Total: 5/11

YANDERE [X] You are often loving, caring, sweet - until someone upsets you badly. [X] When angry, you normally hide it until the time for revenge is right. [  ] You can at times, be obsessive. [  ] People have said you are “two-faced”. [  ] People tell you that you’re nice, but can be creepy at times. [  ] You scare the crap out of your friends when you get upset. [  ] People find it weird to see you anything other than gentle and smiling. [X] When you’re upset, sometimes you still smile, even when saying something harsh. [  ] You can get very violent. [  ] You love to help people, but often love to help yourself more. [X] You like colors like dark blue or light red. Total: 4/11

KUUDERE [X] You don’t show your emotions to others. (Cas is hella emotional, but he’ll only really show his actual real feelings v rarely and to few people~) [X] When you become close to someone, you slowly open up. (^^^^) [  ] Although you don’t show it, you are easily made happy. [  ] You care for others a lot, still you don’t show it. [  ] People think you are mysterious. [  ] You can be shy. [  ] You aren’t very loud, rather silent. [X] You know who to trust and who not to. [X] You choose which friend you can trust wisely. [X] You like simple colors, like light purple or white. [  ] You are rather mature. Total: 5/11

DANDERE [  ] You are a shy person. [  ] You are quiet and don’t speak up for yourself. [  ] You look down instead of straight forwards when walking. [  ] You sometimes go to extreme levels just to get out of public speaking. [  ] You have stage fright. [  ] You are stoic and not very open. [  ] You hide yourself with your hair at times. [  ] You speak very quietly in case you say something silly or you sound weird. [  ] You are afraid of meeting new people. [X] You are a hard worker. [  ] You do not have as many friendships as others, but those you do have, you’ll cherish it very much. Total: 1/11

Final Result: So a pretty even mix of Burriko, Tsundere, Yandere and Kuudere lmao

Caspian is a flirty, emotional, flaming hot mess. He’s typically upper class, so he’s also kind of a spoiled lil shit, but he loves his friends so much and would literally cut a bitch for them. I guess that makes up for it ;DDD 

He isn’t used to getting hung up on any one person, so Civen is a big thorn in his side. He always starts off flirting because it’s his MO, then hating-flirting because “why do I actually like him wtf”. Those two are my absolute favourite paring I’ve ever written anything for. They’re big stupid nerds and I love em.

Tagged By: @seirye​ u binch

[stan-and-the-newbie]

A kpop newbie’s reaction to MAMAMOO

Alexa: bold

Alex: italic

today you’ll react to Mamamoo even though you technically already know them

i mean, i don't know all that much about them, really. so this should still be interesting

well, as before, first thing that comes to mind

should i do the top one or

they’re in the same order. we love consistent queens.

hmm... wheein? then uhhh, s-solar..? then moonbyul and of course my queen.

did you guess them or. you got two of them right !!

i did in fact guess them. oh. fuck it, i'll take it

hwasa and solar, m-my baby. the first one is moonbyul and the third one is wheein

i figured

and apparently this is their formation in every group photo ever

oh, good to know

so, the first one is moonbyul. how old do you think she is and what’s her personality

she's 23 or 24, and she's a lovable goofball

is she a singer or the rapper

f uc k uhhhuuhhhhh singer

smol baby child. yeah, she's born in 1992, so she's around that age in this photo i think. i’m not sure when it was released. she's the rapper in the group, so her image on stage is cool

i knew it was either her or solar, smh.  i remember it distinctively from that height song.

but irl she's greasy and flirts with everyone, tomboy-ish and probably gay idk

alright, so she's the cool one

yeah, she's also the tallest, staying proud at 165 cm

that image was misleading smh. she looks like a silly nerd in it/ are you trying to sabotage my score, miss <-<

i mean, she Is a silly nerd. she usually makes lives with solar and flirts with her all the time and gets herself some slaps on the arm. and she gay panics on stage every time hwasa is in her close vicinity. and she's known for having heart eyes every time a girl talks and she's also the Girl Crush of the entire industry lmao

first we had heart smile now we have heart eyes soon enough you'll be describing a monster from soma. a walking blob made of exposed, beating hearts.

oH SHUT UP

*then i showed him the Wonderful Confession Immortal Songs performance*

that middle aged lady fangirling after hwasa goes "look at me now" lmfao

sadfrghgfdsDFGHJK ME.

this is fokin great. i just got to the rap part. fam they're genuinely talented don't @ me

mamamoo are known for making every show their concert lmao

pff. it do be like that, and i wouldn't have it any other way. a bunch of girl dancers suddenly appeared and i thought my vision was going blurry and i was seeing double. anyway, the rap works surprisingly well, considering the general tone of the song.

moonbyul also has two tattoos. i don’t know what one of them says, i think its just her family portrait.

w h o l e s o m e

but the other one says “N'oublie pas de t'aimer”

alrighty my grill next up is your bias

give her an age

i'll say 24. and she's a singer

she is 27 :)

oof, can you really blame me tho

i can’t. she has an actual baby face. what’s her personality?

i imagine she's sweet and soft, but can be jokingly sassy and teases the others sometimes

oof, she wishes. she’s the oldest, and the leader, but the other members always bulli her. she’s the mom friend though, and the best at english, even tho her english isn’t all that good anyway sdfghds. and shes a complete goofball

awh ;; is she the short one, then?

nop, shes the second tallest

wait hold up how can the leader be the one who gets bullied this doesn't add up

*then i showed him this marvellous video*

2 seconds in and i've seen enough

*then i showed him the Passion Flower Immortal Songs performance*

solar doesn't have any tattoo but she's scared of bugs so there's that

wholesome. she's a quality idol i like her. this song is dope yo.

the one wearing a hat there is wheein

the wheeout puns are overwhelming ngl

,,,,,,,,,,they fucking are. once u wheein u cant wheeout. she's the same age as hwasa, but a few months older, so hwasa is considered the actual "maknae" (which means youngest member

that much i know. mainly because i googled it a while ago

and here's wheein with short hair cuz fuck yeah

whats her personality?

she's uhh the Short One (tm)

yes, that too. she is Evil

idk, she seems like a sassy singer, but that's just a shallow impression. does she tease the other members a lot, or..  <<

tbh, she is pretty sassy. she's also very carefree and a derp. but she does tease the other members a lot and laughs when something funny and unfortunate happens to them. she's been friends with hwasa since middle school, and they have a couple tattoo

ooh, noice

on their ankle, they both have "resonance"

i've seen a picture of that somewhere, if i recall..

she has two other tattoos. one she drew herself, and one that says "la vie est courte l'art est long"

what's with the french affiliation. should i be learning french instead of korean?

probably.

*i showed him that infamous “mamamoo sold their friendship for ice cream” video*

"hyejin-ah, you know your thighs are the size of your face, right?" i told you, wheein is evil

c r i t i c a l   h i t

hwasa :) what do you think her personality is like lmao

she's the serious one (sarcastic humor <<3), the lead rapper but also sings (i noticed this by watching some performances)(edited)i also know that she cooks for them, so extra mom friend points there and she's very independent, but also warm 

omf u really are whipped for her

<-<;;;

apparently she really likes beyonce, so some fans call her ahn-yance

yep, shes also a big rihanna fan, and work is her hoe anthem

that's dumb, on one hand because it kinda sounds like "annoyance", and on the other because bey-ahn-ce is a much better pun. i would perform umbrella for her like tom holland, don't @ me

oh, also, hwasa has four tattoos. the "resonance" one, one on the back of her neck, with "maria", her christian name, cuz she is Holy

oh shiet. that name fits her well actually ;;

one on her arm saying “Paradise is where you are”

if she's in your immediate vicinity, then obviously

and one right above that one, that’s a triquetra

mamamoo are well known in korea, and most of their fans are girls!! i think theyre the group that appeals the most to girls there actually

oh, that's interesting

and here are some songs

*i showed him “Words don’t come easy”*

this is what we call  s m o o t h   g u i t a r. and that sexy sax, oh boye (and here is where alex’s inner Shiverbert Creepstein came out, god bless, the only writer i stan) this one's really nice, i'd love to listen to it in a cafe. there's this really nice mental image that you'll never achieve, but it's nice to think of anyway. just sitting alone in the corner of a dimly-lit cafe, watching the performers on the stage sing as you down another shot, people taking quick glances in your direction and wondering what it is you're thinking about, when in fact you're just listening to the music mix in with the raindrops hitting against the windows. i got carried away, oof

o damn, mister shiverbert

<-< hey, nobody clapped

its a nice lil image, though

anyway, that was a great song

*and here i showed him “Decalcomanie”*

oh, this one's more i n t e n s e. the translated lyrics without any rhyme sound like some sort of strange poem

i know;;

noh-noh is apparently knock knock. the vocals are fokin great

:(((((( stop slandering them, theyre trying

i'm not roasting them, i just find it cute ;;that was a nice song. in fact- (he pinned it)

so, last thoughts on mamamoo?

god bless them best kpop idols out there hwasa please sit on my face

amazing

ayy, that was this week’s reaction!! alex was actually more excited this time because it’s his ultimate bias’ band

there are some things i (alexa, cuz alex never edits these posts) didn’t mention, im sorry if i missed anything important;; i decided to focus more on what alex thinks and says this time, rather than ramble about stuff y’all already know

i hope y’all enjoyed this reaction and if you want, you can leave suggestions!! buh-bye~ ^ω^

[libidomechanica]

This Mystery

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said: so Orpheus did survive throng:  with Cyril, “Madam, all her  pocket in case we loser. Nor eyes were  in her dreadful seemingly sweet  is still, yet she changes, suspects  that forbear, a  path the Forms of great souls fly 

to be and Faith shadow of  that shall the dive bar and  of her look at sea looks taught: let the  same, who wisely seed, the world  of the mind, a memory  of that the end; that eyes  stirred fragrance or twice I thought it self 

growst; if Nature is gone, and with  me, only can unloose, beat  balm and my return. Even  awe, just through warp and wave, bend, flow.  Knowing bright do burn and restless main Again.  see his being came, the  night. to wash of other 

sues: If question the blame  of sine and fastner of all that  ends prompt in health I refuse,  the secrets of  heaven filld t engage Thousand list  to ever rust that I would sit  down, and is the moon were 

less feeling stood but he that will not  launch. all times happy me! Since their sing, ne  let thief, which death my brown  length, of those we dreadful night slick with  the rose and the  star-fish in loved, driven out of  music fled, what having seed-heads— one 

stalking while I walk my love—        because  Ive to cave!  As the morning maybe kisses.  The trees borne away, forgoer  to the womans son will  be the protests  to discover the 

boyes run; if human breast, nor me,  no rooms which vse the Branch that  she coming, in the edge of  pleasure of bridale body is  still keeps through many though I did not to  its true, original course was  all men rate she demands our 

son, and each evening by tak ing in her state its star-pitched mine eyes  are, or for his Soul she  full of all the bumpers              His  handsome angels knowledge, and take  faster nature all my time befalls. so fayre  hour languish. And draught so loud, O 

thou,—finding sowd they relation. For  when did: her chamber cradle  neare, and her the red roses,  ne let that, as  from wing our day.          His  hands. back again we cross bronze Dismissal:  And grow mad with a 

silken hood to ever love, Jamie,  come into my Darkness  did I chide true images  should wed, my fall as deaths who know with  secrets of the  Lady Psyche as she said:  but her  chamber, cave anyone out.”

[spooky-qrow]

YES THIS IS AN ASK GAME,, NO I DONT FOLLOW RULES

IMMA ANSWER THEM ALL RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

1) I don't have a goblin name!! Would probably be something like Qrow!!

2) I don't yet have a goblinsona but am gonna make one!!!!! He will be a gob with some crow traits and bearded vulture colour palette!!!

3) I like gifts!!! It feels very special to me when people gift me shinies it feels super nice and when my boyfriend gets me them it's super special!! but the shore, rockpools and underwater is a very good place to find shinies!!!

4) my hoard is pretty small right now!! I wanna get a proper storage place to keep everything nice and safe! I had a box where I was gonna put my rocks but I lost it :( so I need to get another one for sure!!

5) I think it's pretty traditional, but when I start collecting more things it might get a little odd haha

6) I consider my chokers part of my hoard and I wear them a lot, and I would take my shinies around with me but I'm afraid they'll get lost :(

7) I don't really keep it hidden but it's not exactly displayed either! I do plan to keep it a little more hidden though and I only want people I trust fully to see it!!

8) pretty new shinies my boyfriend got me and my new choker!!! And also my smoky quartz!! My phone camera stopped working so I cant take any pictures right now :( There are two shinies I especially love because he went into the ocean to get them, and they're super pretty!!!!!!

9) I really like animal bones but I don't have any yet! I wanna go explore some forests to find some! I also really like rocks of all kinds, they're so pretty and aaa

10) Nope!! I quite like all gobliny things!!

11) I think I'm pretty messy!! I'm disaster boye and I like trees and dirt and I wanna be local cryptid,,, and I don't know if this is one of the traits but I just... Like laying in chaotic places!!! I like going against the rules! Exciting!! I am also VERY much love for shinies and frogs and swamps

12) there's not really much but umm,, goblins are usually considered to be evil and stuff so I don't really agree with that or embody that I don't think!!!

13) I actually enjoy most if not all aspects of Goblincore!!! Everybody here is super sweet and cool and positive!!! I don't think I've actually seen any discourse here!

14) I look up to the rest of the goblin community!! They are a positive influence and generally lovely people abd I wanna be like them!

15) I don't know if a snake counts but DEFINITELY a snake!!!! Or a frog or lizard!!!! Or if I could,, a crow!!!!!

16) Hhfg becoming one with nature, touching moss, and of course collecting shinies!!!!!!

17) junk food!!! AND dirt!!

18) dirt dirt dirt!!!! More fun and good for digging!!!

19) frogs!!!!! I love worms too but frogs are very funny and silly and I like them lots!

20) hard one :( I love mountains and seashores equally I think!!!!

21) forests!! As much as I love marshes, I enjoy exploring forests with my friends and my boyfriend!! It is easier and sometimes has very pretty views! Also waterfalls! Super romantic!!

22) shiny rocks!! I love all rocks but shiny ones feel like big accomplishment to find!! Magical!

23) bones! I like knives but bones are prettier and I like to collect them more!

24) tidy messy!! I like having things in certain places but once thats done it's big mess from there!! It's a little bit organised I suppose!

25) small hoard items! Much easier to hoard in my messy room!

26) reckless goblin for sures! I'm not very good at not being impulsive!

27) remember to brush teeth regularly! Like twice to three times a day! Might be annoying but tooth rot is very horrible and I speak from experience! Also remember to wash hands and be careful around wild animals! Watch out for rabies and be careful with plants! Don't eat wild berries either, they could be poisonous!

28) I like that I'm explore nature boye!!! So many things to see and touch!!! So many romances with boyfriend!!!

29) I actually do not :( it very sad not having goblin anthem yet

30) my goblin-ness is known to my boyfriend but that's about it!

31) I've been gobliny for a good few months I think!! I was introduced to the community through strange aeons' video and I got super interested, then I found crowcore!! Now I'm part of crowcore/corvidcore/corvidaecore, Goblincore and vulture culture!!

32) I can draw lots of gobliny things in my artwork!! And I can use my adventures to inspire my novels!

33) I'm not sure!! If it's not already, laying on the floor or in weird places should totally be part of the culture bc it am BIG me!!!!

💙❤️💕❤️💙 Thank u for this list!!!!!!!! Very fun to answer! To everybody out there who is part of Goblincore u should absolutely do this, or use it as the ask inspiration!!!

Stay safe ily all!!

gobliny ask game!

send me a number!

do you have a goblin name? (if not, come up with one!)

do you have a “gonblinsona?” (if not, what would you as a goblin look like?)

what’s your favorite method for shiny acquisition?

how big is your hoard right now and what is your ideal hoard size?

do you consider your hoard to be “traditional” or rather odd?

do you have any favorite shinies or bits of your hoard that you carry around with you?

do you keep your hoard hidden or do you display it?

name some of your favorite hoard items! (add pictures if you want!)

what’s your favorite type of thing to collect?

are there any traditionally coveted goblin items that you don’t like?

are there any traditional goblin traits that you embody really well?

are there any traditional goblin traits/values that you just don’t share?

are there any aspects of goblincore culture that everyone seems to like except you?

do you have any goblin or goblin-esque idols (in books, movies, etc.) that you look up to?

if you had a goblin-y animal companion, what kind of animal would it be?

favorite goblin activity?

name your favorite GOBLIN FOODS.

dirt or mud? why?

worms or frogs? why?

mountains or seashores? why?

marshes or forests? why?

shiny rocks or dull rocks? why?

bones or knives? why?

messy hoard or tidy hoard? why?

small hoard items or large hoard items? why?

are you a sneaky goblin or a reckless goblin?

do you have any goblin self-care tips?

name your favorite gobliny thing about yourself.

do you have any favorite goblin songs?

is your goblin-ness well known to your peers or are you a Goblin In Disguise?

how long have you Been Gobliny or indulged your goblin side?

are there any gobliny aspects of your profession? (or major/line of study if you’re a student?)

what not-traditionally-goblin things do you do that you think should be considered gobliny?

[sillyandquiteawkward]

youre so sweet silly.... little to no discourse.. soft boye ocs... chickens..

i try to keep my blog nice n happy for everyone uwu chickens are important for this