#my standards are so low
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I just happen to think that if anyone looked at me the way Ted looked at Charlotte i’d die
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#ted spankoffski#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#starkid#joey richter#theodore spankoffski#my standards are so low#it’s not even funny
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where my xmen rp bitches at. I miss when rp was sooo prevalent in fandom spaces. i’m desperate and i WILL give yo ass my discord.
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All I want is a boy that looks like one of them or has a personality like them (Or is in a grunge band)
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#My standards#my standards are so low#dave grohl#grunge#nirvana#krist novoselic#kurt cobain#I’ll be in love#Date me#❤️#🎸#hot
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Ao3 is still down, and to survive the night i'm being forced to scrounge around my old wattpad library-
i've never been more humbled in my life
#ive never been in a lower point than this#theres nothing quiet like it#i just want my daily dose of bedtime story smut#is that so much to ask for??#are lesbians such a big wish??#i feel like im rifling through an old dusty library of stories written on the margins of a middleschoolers notebook#my standards are so low#i need ao3 to come back 😫#im dying out here#ao3#fanfiction
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Sometimes I remember that Venom literally confessed to loving Eddie during the beach scene in LTBC and Eddie reciprocated. That happened. And there’s another movie coming 👁️👄👁️
#they made symbrock movie canon#and we’re getting MORE#please let them explicitly be a couple in this one#it doesn’t even have to be a big deal#just let them use pet names and let V lick Eddie a little#my standards are so low#venom
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you ever read a fic that’s the absolute worst grammar and dialog and overall most everything about it
EXCEPT
it’s the best prompt/plot to ever exist so you need like 50000 braincells to read it. like you go you little scrungly teen write that story!
#my standards are so low#i don’t really care about how bad the writing is#gimmie the funny haha and or severe sadness and i shall be happy with your fic
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My exes owe me an apology.
(Has been reading fics and my standards have been ruined)
#please istg#my exes are some shit#apologize now#my standards are so low#but they're too high too#fuck man
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this is how i got through my nightmare of a work week, knowing i was seeing her satine again tomorrow:
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I just think there should be more tv shows about plane crashes
#my standards are SO low#literally just put any plane crash survival slop in front of me and I WILL watch it
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Just your average male living space.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wen qing#lan wangji#A-Yuan#wei wuxian#(***Content warning for me talking about unhygienic living conditions in the tags today***).#The worst part of drawing this comic is that I've seen so much worse. This is a livable space.#I've helped out friends and family who were struggling and let me just say...I have seen some pretty dysfunctional living spaces.#Hell I've *lived* in some very dysfunctional living spaces.#Hording dishes under the bed was always something that grossed me out but it's unfortunately something I've seen people do way too often.#The horror everyone has upon walking into WWX's 'living' set up is so consistently 'Mate how are you living like this?'#It's honestly so integral to me that WWX's 'just left home for the first time' house/room be a depression/dysfunction pit.#You can learn a lot about someon's state of mind from how they keep their living space...and this guy is oozing 'deep depression'.#I don't think he's eaten anything but foods that classify as a struggle meal in a year.#Everyone is trying to stage an intervention but he just isn't in a good enough place to help himself.#By the way: I want to steer away from shaming people who have messy homes/rooms because life *does* hit hard sometimes.#My love language is coming into your home to do your dishes and do some housework. Don't apologize for the mess king.#Nothing could top some of the places I've had to help my older siblings out of.#I'd be okay with my flatmate having a severed limb and a blood pool at this point.#As long as he lets me take out the dishes from under the bed - We're good! My standards are so low at this point.
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thinking about the time I was out to eat with my friends and I told the guy I had a crush on that I love arugula so much and then later that day he sent me the most long winded video about arugula
#bewitching rambles#my standards are so low#remember 1 thing about me and I’ll think about it for like a year
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nothing makes me fall in love as quickly as a man being decent
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friend wanted to see my tumblr, and when i told him i can’t show it to him bc it’s basically my personal diary he went “oh so I can’t see it but a bunch of strangers on tumblr can??” he literally does not get me. no one will get me like the people in my phone get me
#It’s just so different#even though it’s public it still feels secret and safe. i feel comfy sharing a lot more on here than I do in my actual day to day life lol#in my head I’m also just speaking to myself 90% of the time which helps#if a friend off tumblr saw my thoughts I’d feel so weird ab it#esp bc they might get the vagueposting about certain situations and tell mutual friends#no thank u. this is for me. I’m not about to start censoring my thoughts bc someone I know knows my tumblr#u guys literally saw me have LIVE BREAKDOWNS#meanwhile I’ll have the worst fucking day in history and tell no one about it. I’m already cripplingly private but way more so in real life#this is basically a low stress journaling outlet for me. it’s so important for me to maintain the separation#like this is actually my diary & has been so handy for letting out emotions / articulating thoughts / staying on track !!#& I’ve met so many kind people on here who actually get me. which is so hard to find irl bc I’m surrounded by pre-med gunners/overachievers#who are by standard not very good w emotion & can be competitive/judgmental. or at least it’s hard for me to be vulnerable in front of them#and I’m part of that crowd so I reserve my emotions only to a handful of very close friends#it’s nice to hop on here and express negative emotions!! or positive emotions!! just whatever I want and it’s low stress and people get me#I don’t have to worry about judgment or competitiveness etc etc#like everyone on here is so kind & nice & understanding. & just a breath of fresh air from the types I run w. it’s just nice to have this#so idk that’s why I think I’ll always be strict about keeping the worlds separate. it just works#p
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#my standards are so low#like what have i become at this point#ada speaks :)#finley who needs his own tag <3
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i.
cannot believe this.
Everytime i clown on something, karma wacks me upside the back of my head.
Dear Universe, mAY I PLEASE MAKE FUN OF SMTH WITHOUT BEING CLOWNED!!!!
note to my future self: write another dom!reader fic ft. simeon but with more begging and crying please and thank you
#context: ya girl spent her karma pts on the megaphone lookin thing#and gave it to simmy#ITS ALWAYS WHEN A GUY GETS A LIL WHINY#AND FLUSTERED#MY STANDARDS ARE SO LOW#THAT THE SLIGHTEST PITCH IN A GUYS VOICE WILL#WILL REMIND ME: OH YEAH BTW U HAVE CARNAL DESIRES#(for clarification: this is not serious rage i had a 2nd serving of coffee and i need to#express the caffeine somehow)#UHGNNFFHDH WHINY SIMEON >>>>>>#this is for self-accountability😠😠#this is what u get for making fun of the 3d animation#u slip and fall for the voice acting DIO U LOSER!!!!!#obey me nightbringer
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i find it funny how i dont have a type, but i know exactly what isnt my type
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