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canisusmajor · 3 days ago

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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

(a small story my little sister told me)

After James and regulus started dating, James gifted him a pocket hug that came with a cardboard paper note:

"Here's a little pocket hug, please keep it safe and close. then it will be there beside you when you need it the most."

he kept it in his pocket, close and nearby for him to reach out to it, the small clay sun smiling up at him with that little painted face.

legend says to this day that the small pocket hug still lies in the sea floor of 'the cave'.

#marauders #regulus black #james potter #james x regulus #starchaser #sunseeker #jegulus #this is diabolical #my sister is five bro #how did she come up with this #lmao #valentines day #true heart #clay #sad thoughts

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heyhollow · 10 months ago

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Zombie boy swagger

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Middle school me would be screaming

He can do both

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slarkzin · 2 months ago

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Funtime Chica greeting her fans (me and my alt accounts 😁😁😁)

Alt under cut

Whoever can find the unfunny easter egg gets a free bowl of oatmeal with funtime chica brending

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erimy-gumy · 2 years ago

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Mike and Jeremy : Teens / Young Adults

They risk their lives together at their new job 🥰🔦

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #fnaf micheal #mike schmidt #fnaf jeremy #jeremy fitzgerald #jeremike #sister location #digital art #my art #artists on tumblr #fnaf foxy bro #fnaf fanart #fnaf headcanons #fnaf au

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xxplastic-cubexx · 1 month ago

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obsessed with how the literal second charles first dies in the classic comics magneto finally comes back for the first time in like twenty issues

#snap chats #THEY BEEN NAME DROPPING HIM EVERY OTHER ISSUE SINCE HE FIRST FLED LIKE STOP TAUNTING ME #‘SNAP SPOILERS’ GOD sorry. yeah charles dies in like what. issue 42????#oh bitch i was just guessing yeah it is 42 LMAO #anyways no crying cause the literal last page its all ‘ a moment of silence for our fallen professor.. AND IN NEXT ISSUE MAGNETO’S BACK’#crying tho at pietro going to charles’ funeral and wanting his help for wanda :(((((((((( oh my beautiful boy and my lovely lady …..#also take a shot every time magneto curves a bullet. what is wrong with him.#lol shot. anyways.#group meeting to kick mags’ ass starts in five minutes #ok but Double Crying at pietro sneaking back in the castle cause why does it have the energy of like. some cinderella shit #yk what i mean like sneaking back in the house and toads all IM TELLING MAGNETO 🫵 fucking SNITCH #he doesnt even LIKE YOU stop pissing me off <- i love toad #i live for the drama tho cant lie ….#‘pietro how dare you go to charles’ funeral’ bro just mad he didnt go himself smh. whatever.#but now im forced to imagine pietro sneaking off to meet with charles like once in a blue moon #Can He Help Him And His Sister but now its too late to know …#girl i got so sad when he fled tho … peitro please the fam’ll help you 😭😭😭😭#anyways im about to have dinner with the fam so im gonna have ideas swirling in my brain for the next two hours BYE !!!!!!!!

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moeblob · 10 months ago

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Karen has four older brothers and this is Ross! He's the second oldest and he looks rather polite and smiles a lot and when he's at work he can behave most of the time... but he really has such a foul mouth it puts Right to shame.

And Karen when she was a kid couldn't pronounce S's and they sounded like Z's. So when her brothers would be leaving for school she would say "enjoy zool" and just. Could NEVER say Ross's name correctly so he told her to just call him Oz. And it stuck but only with Karen. She's the only one to use it and no one else is allowed.

#my characters #also fun fact she has decided to legally rename him for when shes mad at him #so instead of yelling his full proper name #she will yell OSWALD THOMAS WILSON which is the fake first name but actual middle/last #and its just thats a guy that she wouldnt want to admit to knowing if she saw him in public #hes actually p short so yeah hes a short king #the oldest bro and the second youngest are both taller #the middle middle is basically the same height as him so karen really is just the wittle bab #and all her brothers are super protective of her bc thats their baby sister #she does however have a strong sense of I GOTTA PROTECT THE MIDDLE GUY #so she is kinda used to standing up for older guys just bc of he #but it comes into being a problem when she meets rick and is like fuck it he may be older but #he is too kinda for this world and also theres no way i can love him hes basically a baby brother #and she will pick on him but also would absolutely throw hands for him #and and i know the tags are long as is but eventually karen and rick move past the whole youre like a brother vibe #and they become very good friends - still zero romance involved - but she starts to treat him less like a family member #and it makes him feel less awkward and in turn he feels more open to joke sometimes #cause for a long while rick is just this is really awkward and i wish we would stop matching on dating apps but she wont leave me alone #so its rude to turn her down when she offers a friendly drink to check up on me #but its actually karen being protective older sister mode despite being the youngest of five #this is the most i have managed to draw in like two weeks i think #now im super tired bye

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hassianlovebot · 4 months ago

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disregard entire fucking post im stupid as fuck bro

#shot myself in the ass with that one #noooooooo #ive gotten that dialogue SO many times HOW did i forget #im gonna krill myself guys #ive embarrassed myself in front of the entire class #well anyway #i DO still think some of the dialogue should be worded better #some of it really does imply that tish got sick later on rather than in her childhood #like reth saying that she Got sick back in bahari and then her healer suggested she get clean air so they moved to kilima #like Yes timeline wise it still fits but its also like? who says it like that bro #'my sister has been sick since she was a child' and 'she got sick back in bahari' carry WAY different vibes #im gonna blame the fact that i took a like five month break from this game on account of being homeless for this one honestly #no one can make fun of me if i bring up trauma 😎#aldjghdahg

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asl-bros-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago

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Luffy: *pokes his head into Ace’s bedroom door*

Luffy: Boo!

Luffy: *leaves*

Ace: ??

#one piece #monkey d. luffy #luffy #portgas d. ace #fire fist ace #asl brothers #asl pirates #one piece incorrect quotes #incorrect one piece quotes #incorrect quotes #source family:#dad #sister 2 #do not repost #mod: this is such sibling behavior but it wasn't even a sibling it was my dad lmao. bro just needs to be five again sometimes

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nightmaretherabbitsideblog1 · 1 year ago

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"I've Been Living In Shadows."

"There Is Only One Thing Left For Me To Do Now. I'm Going To Come Find You.I'm Going To Come Find You..."

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girlivealwaysbean · 30 days ago

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#bro why is everyone growing up and away and trying to figure out their lives and careers and loves #and im just sitting here missing them?#like sure im trying to figure out mine too we're all that age so I don't resent them for it #but why don't they miss me? why don't they feel empty when they haven't talked to me in a long time?#like. didn't they feel very light and happy after talking to me like i did with them don't they have a bad day and think that oh ill #talk to me and it will all feel okay even if it isn't just for a minute?#oh ny god i feel so pathetic asking this but like why am i suddenly crying now???#like my bestf. she's so busy in her new internship in mumbai that she can't be bothered to text me back #a simple yes no question for days. like i understand you have cool new office and work and friends and your stupid fucking ex #that you couldn't stop crying about to me living in that city with you but what about me? what about us?? what about you saying #that you're my first bestfriend i haven't told this to anyone else this is forever everyone else judges me but you're the best #like i just feel like if you're going to leave me then don't fucking say shit like that to me??#okay oh my god this is so irrational but i literally can't stop crying and it's definitely pms like i checked #she's not even leaving she's just suddenly busy and adjusting it's only been like a month #but i hate this stupid fucking knife like fear that as soon as someone is a little busy or seems like they're pulling away a little my #brain is like okay they hate me they're going to leave me so pack your bags we're leaving first #like i know a better solution would be to just tell her that hey dude i fucking miss you and i saw this show and remember how you used to #love peter kavinsky because he was adorable and i want to sit and watch it with you and just why aren't we back in school #where we are basically forced to hang out for like 7 hours because im so sick of only seeing you like once in 2 months for a few hours #like i know it's not your fault and we're just growing up and in different directions but just please like five more minutes can you stay #i don't even have the confidence to say anything to her lol she's my only friend like if even she gets mad and leaves #but i know that's not how healthy relationships work. and ugh my sister is so fucking far away i can feel it everyday #in the 5 and a half hour time difference. i hate this i hate everyone everyone has to go so far away #i hate living in this empty fucking house and being responsible for my own emotions fuck this isse accha toh living with dad hi hai #atleast when im there there are only 2 emotions anxiety and boredom. now i have a whole house to myself to cry whenever I need #for however long i need in a locked room. really looking forward to adulting haha i can see just see myself succeeding so well🙄#man this is crazy im gonna go do jumping jacks or something so this comes and goes faster #umm #dni

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dhmis-autism · 2 years ago

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what do you mean you’re under 5 ft

i have talked abt this before its why when people joke about duck being like 4'11 or smth im always like you all dont know the agony ur inflicting on that man

#one of my FIRST posts on this blog is me projecting my small prblems on him #i cant reach shelves even with a stepstool...#ONE OF THE FIRST POSTS I MADE ON HERE WAS. ME PROJECTING THAT TIME A REALLY BIG GUST OF WIND CAME ABOUT AND ALMOST KNOCKED ME OVER #BC IM ITTY BITTY #ive talked abt this so much friend #i see ppl making their human ducks my height and theres like HOW SILLY !! :3 and im just clenching my chest in agony #its like barely dodging a sniper shot when theyre an inch off from me #im stuck down here!! TRAPPED!!!!!#also. like. sorry. if duck is my height then red is like normal height if not a little short SORRY.#THINK ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS OF WHAT UR DOING WHEN U MAKE HIM THIS SMALL!!!!#UR MAKING RED GUY LIKE FIVE FOOT FIVE BY ASSOCIATION!!!!!#<- literally thats how tall my sister is and i. do NOT go up to her shoulders.#my 16 year old bro is like 5 foot 8?? 9?? and if he doesnt lean down i cant reach his face #like. think about these things before u trap him down here with me #my postings

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darktetras · 8 months ago

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Met people at the park today who I thought were cool af at first but I got humbled so bad after they left bc they were being shady as hell and I didn't pick up on it at all but my mom did

#the one girl said she was poly and i was like omg a fellow queer in the wild :(#she high fived me and asked if i wanted to go to pride and was likefuck it lets go :(#wont get into details it was exhausting but basically they were being suspicious and the high five girl #got kind of like pretty rudeonce we said we were leaving that energy i noticed just not all of it #like my sister was playing abd she said so rudely ( why are you screaming #like that was her kidor w/e i was thinking to myself like bro who are you #it was weird man #she gave me her phone number #idk if im supposed to text her now or not bc my mom was so against her entire act lol...#i was really excited too im not even going to lie #it sounded real nice to have a new friend around here.#her supposed daughter was cool too i meam she asked me about some cartoons if i had watched it #and her mo asked abt anime #idk man i thought shit was chill as soo n as they left and my mom and her bf started talkingabt it #i got bummed as hell 😭#too good to be true i guess #i dont get out enough to be used to strangers behaviors and motives andwhatever #dont hget out enough to be used to being disappointed in people #🟪.txt

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todayisafridaynight · 1 year ago

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i have to drive for like two hours tomorrow and all i can think of is old people

#snap chats #i always call them old but i never think of them when theyre ACTUALLY old....#im lying. kinda. LISTEN I TRY TO THINK OF OLD ARASAWA BUT I JUST THINK OF DIVORCE #if you know me from kh you know two old men being divorced has not stopped me. its fueled me ever. still crying over the novel brb--#BUT I JUST DONT HAVE TOO MUCH MATERIAL. I THINK. my brain puny.#i cant even think of anything to do WITH that tho. like sure i have an idea or two but nothing i think is worth executing #2019 the saddest year for the elderly i just think they should be happy #cant believe arakawa gave jo full custody this is so sad. jo is this what you wanted it should be but--#tbh tho i told myself id do some comm sketches to have them ready for tomorrow #and that as a reward i could draw The Guys but im chillin with my sister and now im distracted #shes doing work and like. every five minutes she keeps saying 'this is bad' she lit just said it as i typed this LMAO #point is bro i need my fix. i just looked through the pixiv tag for them for the like. ninth time #it never updates and most of it's n/s/f/w and/or ads for doujins but still #i take what i can get dawg theyre just so funny to me. im going insane like actually its so bad tonight apparently #ok bye lemme go ACTUALLY work so i can cook my food. so to speak

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alullinchaos · 1 year ago

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less than thirty minutes in, i have managed to break the website

(the "here" the text is referring to is that strip of darker color that it is definitely not centered on)

#alic lore #decided to make a website hurray #well actually two websites because i told my fam that i was going to make one so i have to make them a separate site that's family friendly #and i do mean that in the closest to literal sense of the word since I told my (checks brain) ... soon to be 11 year old little brother?#also for future reference of my family tree i have five foster brothers one foster sister two foster parents and a bio dad bro and grandma #(also like. lots of bio aunts and uncles but those three are the ones ill mention the most)#(also due to the nature of them being foster siblings its possible there are more of them but the six are the ones i know abt rn)#(lost contact for a period of years so... yeah)#(alic lore in the tags tonite)#oh editing to add i should also come up with a web design tag bc i will for sure need it in the future #a lull in code? a code in chaos? a site in chaos? if anyone has suggestions or genius ideas ... lmk somehow idk

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sunnywalnut · 5 months ago

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No but I'm still looking for the Denny's that is still in the middle of nowhere

having cis guy friends is so funny like youll ask if they wanna hang out and theyll send you to the dark woods

#no joke #my brother. fresh out of the house. 19 #years old. rolls up to our house right after midnight with a car full of teenagers. tells me and my little sister to get in.#obviously we're asking questions. where are we going. how long are we going to be gone. what are we doing. why are all these people in here.#the whole shebang #he answers NONE of them.#so we get in the back seat. I'm being gay with my friend at the time. and we're chilling listening to tunes on the radio.#except now they're talking about a Denny's. i look to the front seat where my brother is driving and he pulls up pictures on his phone #of the inside of somebody's. house. What?#and if that wasn't weird enough. we had already driven 20 minutes off a sideroad into the middle of nowhere. nothing but grass #and a big ol barn/farmhouse that looks like it came straight out of a Scooby Doo snapshot. it's dark as hell out. the lone building appearin #blue in the dark. with a single orange lantern lit hanging from the top. i look to my brother who has never lead me astray before.#and I feel like i am part of Scooby Doo. five teenagers in a car. in the middle of the night. wondering where the hell Denny's went.#now finally my brother has some wits to him. and we take a tight u turn and turn ourselves around. good. shows over right? WRONG.#this bitch pulls up YET ANOTHER place on his phone and starts driving 15 MINUTES UP ONTO A DIRT ROAD AND KEEPS DRIVING.#we're going to a haunted bridge boys!#in the middle of the night! at like 3am! the witching hour! great plan broski. sounds awesome. good thinking there.#we get to this haunted bridge. and this mf is barely 5ft across. but the water below is dark and murky and my lil sis INSISTS she sees a #dude down below. so I'm silently freaking out because what the hell do i say to that. she's like. 13. i tell her it'll be okay. because #that's what big/middle bros do. we drive over the bridge. nothing happens. cue relaxation. my brother is audibly disappointed #“well that was useless” bro you almost took us to Denny's in some cannibalistic farmdudes basement. i think I'll take the barely haunted #bridge. my brother. who still wants to show us an adventure. and probably save face in front of his friends. flips us around yet again and #starts heading off into a whole NEW direction. towards the World's Largest Gas Station!#it is like 4am by now. we're hungry. we're cramping. losing our marbles with exhaustion. and still processing our latest episode with the #Mystery Machine. so fine. I'm taking a nap. just don't get us killed in the long run.#we survived. btw. if that wasn't obvious. and we did actually make it to The World's Biggest Gas Station. and it was pretty fun.#as far as gas stations go at least. i got some honey sticks and a lollipop in the shape of a bear. i don't really like honey. but it wascute #there were walls FILLED with stuffed animals.a whole clothing department. a candy shop. and even a full fledged restaurant on the other side #i think there were even two levels to it? i can't remember. but anyways. we eat. we leave. we survive. end of story.

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rosegoldenatlas · 2 months ago

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sleepy sleepy bedtime

so.

mostly good day today! (i mean not good by normal people standards but like better than my usual)

WENT TO THE MONTEREY BAY AQUARIUM!!! I LOVE THE AQUARIUM SO MUCH IVE BEEN GOING THERE SINCE I WAS A KID AND AAAAAAAAH THE FISHIES

also we were there to watch the deep see tank get fed and it was life changing

also the sea otters got fed while we were there and it was adorable

also i got to pet a deep sea isopod

also: got ears peirced finaly!

so thats nice

i WANTED to buy these GORGEOUS dark blue and black jellyfish earings i found at the museum store but my mother wouldnt let me even though i was gonna pay with my own money (and like i know i cant switch out the earings for a few months to make sure it doesnt get infected but still. angry. they would have been amazing. someday when i am older i shall return and buy them for myself)

oh also i dont think i mentioned it but i blocked my ex a little while back and its so nice and freeing and like they are technicaly my boss so this will probably bite me in the ass but shhhhh

oh also i watched the show KAOS on netflix and i am PISSED that they canceled the second season even though it was AMAZING. i need to kill netflix.

also i have to share a room with my sibling which means i basicaly never get to stop masking and unwind and this is going to kill me i hate them i hate this family so much i need space i need room to breathe i hate everything

anyways. good night sweet prince

stay awesome

Mm bedtime.

YAY GOOD DAY

OOooo fishies :))) I can't say fishies are my favorite (unless we eating good) but I do like jellyfish, sharks, gators, otters, seals, rays (sting and manta) and gators/crocs (manatees lost their spot in the list after I've seen them a bajillion times but for some reason crocs and gators are still cool)

DEEP SEA TANK OHOHOHOOOO I LOVE THE DEEP SEA CRAWLEY GUYS THEYRE SO SILLY

OTTERS SEA PUPPIES <3333

isopods... Mm interesting but ugly.

EARS PIERCED!!!!

(I don't like needles so I could never but I'm glad your happy with it, I bet you would look great with hanging ones. You don't seem like a stud type for some reason idk

JELLYFISH EARRINGS ARE TOP TIER HOW DARE SHE. I WILL MURDER HER FOR YOU.

HAHAHAH BLOCKED BITCH. also ick she's your boss??? Did you date be4 she became your boss or after bc did nobody ever tell you not to date your coworkers? (/hj) it usually ends bad

Oh I've heard of that show!!! I didn't watch bc of said cancelling and such (I would crave for more and it would end badly)

Yeah. I know the feeling. I just got my own room for the first time a few months ago. It was suffocating. But I managed through sheer force of will and 'sleeping a lot' AKA: full body under abt 3 or 4 blankets to get rid of all the light and also to feel heavy on me (I'm used to the heat thank god) and had very quiet breakdowns there. Also we bought this Japanese divider (the cherry blossom one) to divy up the room a little, helped a lot that did(though IG made our tiny room feel even timer but it was a small price)

And you as well

bows down an lightly kisses your knuckles like princes do for the princesses in movies

#I go home tomorrow. Finally. I've been in this bug infested cabin for five days now sharing a small room with two of my siblings #Like why does my 20 year old sister get the king bed in the other room to herself. You and O (older bro) can share the bed.#Lil sis and I won't talk to each other anyways so we can share (we did for our entire lives so we know what to do)

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