#my shitty crafts

[imaginable-horror]

Look! I made I thing!! I made an octokitten!!! Look at him!!! I had not done any hand sewing before this and this little guy is so poorly constructed, but I love him!! He's so silly looking!!

Ignore all the stuff on my floor, I literally do not have any shelves. They like. esploded. and we never got any new ones so now everything lives on the floor forever.

I am planning on making another one of these guys but with a bit more thought and planning put into it, but we'll see whether or not I get to it lmao

[ghostbredtt]

eugh.....

pb&j one is MAYBE a wip. I kinda like how it looks.

[classics-cocks-and-concoctions]

My mug I glazed

[sardonicsugar]

Posted this on my alt account, but I figured I might as well move Affogato cookie over to the new one

(Ignore how utterly busted his arm, wrist, and whole body is + how shitty the staff looks. I couldn’t be bothered to look up any references)

[tongues--and--teeth]

Putting those old men in situations once more

The sinister jester praying on your downfall

[gilliganpilled]

certain critiques of kim wexler as a character are frustrating because they are written by people who, despite loving breaking bad and better call saul, didn’t actually pay that much attention to kim or her arc, her dialogue, her backstory, or her anything, really. kim is a reserved and intense person to a fault; to understand her motivations and reactions to the events around her you need to actually pay attention to her as a character (which isn’t actually that hard, it’s television not rocket science) and you need to take notice of what she’s doing even when she’s not saying anything. it’s always very funny to me when people make assertions that there’s something un-feminist (not to say her character IS feminist, because i don’t think most media in general is “feminist” even when the women are well-written) about her arc or her role in bcs that basically amounts to them telling on themselves. they just didn’t pay attention to her and didn’t bother to look at her character or her motivations seriously. and it’s crazy to me that these people will come online and critique kim’s character while not remembering half of the scenes she was in alone or the nuances of her solo sub-plots.

another common variation of this type of ill-informed critique is people claiming kim only exists in relation to jimmy, the main character. because when chuck’s arc revolves around jimmy that’s normal, right, since jimmy is the titular character? but when kim’s arc purportedly revolves around jimmy (it really doesn’t, but we’re talking about people who straight up didn’t pay attention to kim’s scenes) it’s suddenly bad writing, or “not feminist”, or kim is simply a shallow character in a show where no main character is shallow.

ultimately kim acts as an unusual litmus test for whether or not people understand what actually makes female characters poorly written and flat, and what actually makes their relationships with men a disservice to their character vs. a component of their own arc. if YOU think kim has nothing going on outside of her relationship w jimmy all that tells me is you didn’t watch the show carefully enough or you simply checked out during most of her scenes. and that is well and truly on you!

[blessed-pineapple-cruncher]

hedgehog time

heres the hedgehog I knitted, which took what feels like forever due to the fucking BACKWARDS LOOP STITCH

[jaybird-baby-boy]

Thought I was gonna color this one but mmm I’m too tired </3

Have a Foxboy Benja :3

[housewifebuck]

Okay SOOO i am tentatively soft launching my website for my handmade stuff!!!! I’m so excited and nervous!!!! There’s only a few things listed so far but I’m gonna be adding more like jewelry and ear warmers and maybe even amigurumi plushies. The site is a wip still but I’m impatient and want validation so I’m posting it early 🤪🫶🏻 if anyone has any feedback im totally open to it !!! Ty guys for all being so sweet to me about my crafts so far 🥺

[imaginable-horror]

I really thought that this octokitten I posted a few days ago would be the absolute goofiest thing I have ever made but I got the silly and so, BEHOLD!!!

OCTOKITTEN EARRING!!! Does this mean I have to make a second one now? Probably. But that's for future me to deal with.

I literally said while making that last octokitten that I would never make something that small again. However, I am not a man of my word and therefore proceeded to scale an octokitten down to be literally thumb sized. Here is it on my hand and next to a pin for reference:

Soooo small. Itty bitty. Teeny tiny. I made it out of scraps that I had hoarded which were otherwise (if I was a reasonable person) too small to be usable. This little guy isn't quite finished yet; I'm going to screw around with it a bit more and also need to decide on an eye colour. We're going on holiday again (with Mother this time) and I won't be able to work on it for like a week so I'm open to suggestions!!

This octokitten only took me 2 hours or so, which is pretty good considering all of my other ones have taken upwards of 10 hours to put together. My army grows steadfastly. Look at them!! The creatures <3

Just, like, ignore the fact that I have still failed to complete the embroidered octokitten despite starting and finishing two different projects in the time I've been working on it. I have five tentacles sewn together, and it is all laying set out on my bedside table, but the instant gratification of two quick projects was too much. It'll get done though. In the next month. Probably.

[eldritchmochi]

BOOTUNS

they are incredibly basic but an absolute blast to make, so now i have roughly 300 of them lmao

behold my shitty display for the guerilla market im gonna attempt to sell the eighty million crafts i do to keep brain weasels at bay

and then the section i call "u can sure tell what my tester word was and my gf is to blame"

ne wai, if i manage to actually make a substantial amount from the market tomorrow i am absolutely going to basically immediately turn around and buy stuff for making more, including that holo film for em because SPORKLY BOOTUNS >:3c

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

HELP your time travel shenanigans fic idea about toji being very much alive but still putting the fate of his two little ass kids in the hands of a bunch of 16-17 year olds even if he’s still breathing. if i was megumi then my abandonment issues would’ve gone crazy if that happened to me 😭. mamaguro is looking down from the pearly white gates IN ANGER at toji’s audacity i just know it.

but now i’m curious on other ideas (that you have) for fics about jjk that you may or may not get to after sea glass gardens.

see the sad thing is that letting a bunch of 16-17 year old bitchy disaster gays discover the magic of teen parenthood is actually a step up because he had already sold Megumi to the Zenin and feral wolverines would be a better alternative to them. This was the best parenting decision toji has ever made.

(Time travel!Megumi: look we don’t have any other options. Anything is better than the Zenin.

Gojo, in the distance: they’re what three? That’s old enough for a red bull

Geto: I will actually kill you over this satoru

Time travel!megumi: *deep breath*)

A loose catalogue of my jjk fics, which may or may not exist one day:

Sea glass gardens verse:

I am forever compelled by the siren call of expanding my fics into universes because one story is never enough for me. I’ve got threeish stories in this universe, with no promises of how many, if any, I’ll write.

1. The Teen Parenting Chronicles: Gojo, Nanami, and Shoko’s expert guide to raising children when you are, in fact, children. Featuring what the fuck happened with the Zenin the first time around.

2. Megumi’s pov of what just happened leading up to sea glass gardens: someone asked me if I’d ever write this and it has the highest chance of existing because I have. Sort of. Started writing it. I have impulse control issues.

3. Okkotsu Yuuta and the world’s longest distance panic attack: crack fic of Yuuta on his study abroad trip becoming increasingly more frantic at the other second year’s updates as to how His Boy’s first year as a jujutsu sorcerer is going. What do you mean sukunas there. What do you mean he doesn’t have a shirt. Well put one on him!

Time travel AU:

1. The Time Traveler’s Guide to Fucking Shit Up And Living Well: following another attempt on their lives by the higher ups, the first year gang is forced into a desperate, high stakes gamble with a time-centric curse that puts their very existences at stake. If they want to survive, they have to complete one task of their choosing in the past before the clock runs out. Their mission?

To punch fushiguros shitty bio dad in the face, something which will surely have no long term consequences on the timeline.

See this one has the most chance of actually existing one day because it is by far my FAVORITE jjk fic I have. It even beats out sea glass gardens. I desperately want to write it.

2. The 2006 Gang and the Art of a Good Union: following a confusing incident with the star plasma vessel and three unknown sorcerers, the 2006 Tokyo jujutsu high first and second year class inexplicably goes off the rails and retires from jujutsu sorcery, claiming that they’ve discovered the magic of teen parenthood and can in no way risk themselves in such a dangerous profession now that they have kids to think about. At least, not with the way things are run now.

No one knows where they got the children from.

3. Toji Fushiguro and the Dead Beat Dad Chronicles: in which toji fushiguro succeeds at being a dead beat baby daddy to two teenaged gay boys and their crew of bitchy lgbtq compadres, who in no way want him to be involved in their children’s lives.

Standalones:

1. “Fushiguro is unleashed in junpei’s school like an invasive superpredator” AU: I’ve talked about this one in way more detail in another post for an ask game, but the idea is that itadori discovers junpeis abuse at school and says Not On His Fucking Watch and escalates the matter to gojo, who decides the funniest possible solution while they try to draw out mahito is to unleash his all star delinquent son into junpeis high school to bully the bullies.

Fushiguro resents this as a problem solving strategy.

2. The Zenin raise Megumi AU: also discussed in more detail in an ask game. In which people took Tsumiki’s little brother from her, but she’s trying to get him back, she promises.

Or, in which the Zenin take megumi, leave tsumiki, and they both spend every day after fighting to get back to the other.

3. Sort of a no curse AU: Itafushi romance story, in which local himbo Itadori Yuuji falls for delinquent Fushiguro Megumi when his grandpa is placed in the room next to Fushiguros comatose sister. Starts as a no curse AU… except there’s totally curses, Tsumikis mom just moved them to Sendai without telling anyone so the Zenin never found Megumi, and he’s just never told anyone about the curses he sees because he’s worried he’s schizophrenic. He thought the shikigami thing was a metaphor for self actualization or something.

4. Fushiguro Megumi and the World’s Most Inconvenient Custody Battle: pre JJK0, Geto decides to be a shithead magic terrorist at a local school that represents all the worst of monkey society: it’s known for a rampant bullying issue, which is a breeding ground for cursed spirits, and it contributes to the risk to jujutsu sorcerers by feeding a local legend of a haunted bridge that could explode into a serious curse any day.

What he didn’t count on? Finding the new Ten Shadows in the student body, who’s fully willing to kamikaze them both if it means saving his sister’s life.

And who doesn’t seem to be aware that he more than has the potential to take suguru in a fight.

In which Fushiguro just wanted to shut up, go to school, and go home, and instead finds himself in a binding vow to give cult life a whirl to save the lives of classmates he doesn’t even like all that much.

It involves oddly more parenting than he expected.

5. Fake Fiancés AU: prodigy and noble prize winning physicist Gojo Satoru, following a very ill advised fuck buddies arrangement with fushiguro toji, has settled down into domestic bliss with the two kids he took from the relationship despite them not, in any way, being related to him. The problem? His ex is back in town. The hot one. The one who broke up with him and started a cult. The one who he wants to convince he got over when he absolutely did not do that.

The solution? Tell everyone he’s happily engaged to Nanami Kento, who cannot express enough how much he does not want him to do that.

… until, all of a sudden, he needs a show of domestic bliss himself. His adoptive son’s older brother, sukuna, has crawled out of the woodwork and decided to make a play for custody himself. And Nanami does not know what Sukuna truly wants, but he knows it does not have Yuuji’s best interests at heart.

I share custody of this story with my best friend, who cocreated it with me over deranged text message. I may convince her to joint write it with me if I ever get her to publish her fanfic.

6. Todo Aoi and Schrodinger’s Boyfriend: Todo’s beloved brother, who is most assuredly a man, suffers some kind of terrible brain damage that leads him to confess he loves an assless boy. Todo cannot abide by this, until it’s pointed out to him that if Fushiguro’s type is his brother, that would make him the most interesting man alive. If it is not, he continues to be a boring and uninteresting boy.

Todo sets off on a mission with two goals: determine if fushiguro megumi is interesting, and get him to do some squats. because there’s simply no ass there.

Fushiguro wonders why his life is suddenly harder.

7. Choso and the Art of Being a Big Brother: choso discovers the truth of kenjaku early and does the only logical thing in response: he kills his father in his sleep, cuts out his brain, and delivers it in a jar to his new brother Itadori Yuuji as the first step in wooing him into domestic sibling love.

Megumi doesn’t know where these people come from. Or why all of them think itadori is their brother.

8. SatoSugu realizes their little boy is all grown up when he gets his first crush on a boy when he meets yuuji.

They do not fucking take it with grace.

Also co-written with my best friend via text message.

9. The instagram chronicles: crack fic in which the jujutsu sorcery personnel crisis gets worse, because nobara Kugisaki keeps trying to hard launch her instagram influencer career, and keeps accidentally making every jujutsu sorcerer instagram famous except for her

10. So I don’t actually ship Yuuta and Megumi, but I do really like the idea of low stakes relationships? Like, especially for teen romances. You tried it, decided you were better off as friends, and just went back to being friends. I just like the idea of fumbling around in relationships and getting a sense of boundaries and what you’re interested in without it being a big, world-shaking romance. It seems like a more realistic portrayal of high school relationships than every one of them being this world-defining mature love.

Pre season 1 but post JJK 0, Yuuta and Megumi dated for maybe a month and half, held hands maybe twice, and decided that they were better off as friends and parted on good terms. The issue?

No one realized they were dating. And when it is realized, everyone thinks their relationship was torpedoed because the second years kept inviting themselves onto their dates.

Cue the jjk high school students trying to amend old mistakes and get Yuuta and Megumi back together, who do not, in fact, want to be back together. Headlining Inumaki Toge, who is half in love with Yuuta and does not know why he’s helping get him together with someone else, and Itadori Yuuji, who is half in love with Megumi and also does not know why he’s helping get him together with someone else.

[bbgoffic]

Rocking that apocalypse swag of "would the drops please give me some pants?"

[viscerat]

BOTTLECAP PINS.

(bottom 3 were a gift for @ccyberiia <3 heehee)

[that-one-weird-kid-from-school]

Hey, boys, remember the Spamton paper puppet?

Well, I've gotten new metal brads from Brad, and so I will be updating the little doll.

They were a bit bigger than the improvised shitty paper brads I made, so I had to widen Spamton's holes (insert sexual joke here) and I don't have something to cut metal on hand, so the extra bits will be sticking out (insert another joke here).

I think that the metal brads did enhance Spamton a lot, in the photo shoot I did, even though his bits are visible (yes, I did that on purpose), he still looks pretty damn good.

[landgraabbed]

sometimes you gotta take in the lil details