#my scrappy lil baby

[chaosthrive]

nothing makes me happier than 2016 broken hearted becky lynch

[cheriboms]

@tobytost

Oh to be a scrappy 12 year old shooting cans and throwing rocks...

(Got out my sketchbook for the first time in ages to doodle some Luke n Ezra,,, ft more Luke )

[totallyfluxd]

what they don't tell you about keeping houseplants is that the little plant you buy in a cute pot will get too big for the cute pot, so then you have to go buy bigger cute pots, but you don't want to waste the small cute pot so you buy another small plant and this cycle continues for ten years and suddenly you have like. 50 houseplants of varying sizes and so many small pots you can't use bc they all keep fucking growing

[l0n3ly-gh0st205]

Heyo Stranger, if you are like doing request rn can We get more white beard pirate's with child!reader crumbs pls 😌

A/n: Oh my days; ABSOLUTELY ANON!!!! Crumbs are my favorite hehe

Sorry, I responded so late; getting into the vibe of my second quarter at college and dealing with some personal stuff on the side, but! im here to feed the found family enjoyers! (also, I still love my college. It's super fun but stressful! I may post some of my assignments, but we are still in fundamentals rn)

Enjoy! :D

Child!Reader with the WBP!!

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So, in previous posts, I mentioned that Marco and Thatch found a baby in a storm… but don't get me wrong, they're stupid enough to adopt a kid off the streets accidentally.

Obviously, in the new world and on the grand line, there are some not-so-great families/ pirates, so I don't think it's out of the question if a female crew member gets pregnant on a ship for them to, perhaps, dump their unwanted child on a random island and expect them to die or smth

And if the island had a town, then they’d most likely be living on the streets since it’s just another mouth to feed, and no one wants to put a strain on their already delicately crafted lives

But moving on from the sad stuff

Imagine if a toddler reader, just hungry and wanting some clothes for the winter, notices a new ship in the port and tries to steal some food and clothes

And, of course, a lil bby can't really steal too well, either falling into a barrel or easily getting caught by the crew…

Lucky for you, the white beard pirates have a soft spot for kids :D

God, just imagining thatch holding up this scrappy little baby, probably crying big fat tears from getting in trouble, up to white beard being like, ‘So what are we doing with this?’

And white beards’ parental instincts immediately kick in.

So yeah new little sibling :D’

I headcanon Ace as being the previously youngest crew member… so when i tell you he was SO happy someone else was now the ‘baby’ of the family it's insane

Would absolutely pick on you for everything, your age? Lil bby. Your height? Short stack. Hell you could drop a fruit on the floor on accident and ace will make fun of it

But even if he’s a little mean at times he’ll absolutely adore a younger sibling.

Like i imagine that he’ll look at you as kind of away to make up for some of the mean things he did to Luffy when they were young, and to make up for Sabo’s absence, so he’ll be the most defensive on your behalf if someone other than him starts picking on you

but on a little angstier note, that doesn't mean that Ace warmed up to you in the beginning

you were found by the crew shortly after ace was forced joined, and he was still in his lil emo era of hating everything and everyone

So while you were blossoming with all the love and affection your new family was giving you, Ace refused to see you, or any other whitebeard pirates, as his family.

you were probably one of the only reasons why Ace warmed up to the whitebeard pirates, and became so fiercely loyal to them to begin with though

but it was a slow process, and you probably got hurt a bit trying to befriend ace (kinda like luffy in the beginning((i may make a fic of this)))

but once he did warm up to you, and accepted his role as white beard pirate, oh boy!!!!!

will absolutely take care of you and try to mend any damage he did while he was pushing you away, big warm cuddle pile with lots of soft apologize and pinky promises will always be the antidote

also, i dont really need to mention this but ace is warm!! so if reader is still a baby baby, then alot of times when ace was available he’d be incharge of calming you down, since his hold was basically like a big warm blanket that would put you right to sleep

A/n: sorry this is super short, my brain is running on fumes but im still trying to crank out my own artistic stuff inbetween college work, and also trying to get a business and help my room mates animation studio get off the ground

but if you enjoyed this feel free to reblog and comment! i love reading comments!

also my requests are open!

[splxtduxlies]

yes i kno i do a lot of agent 24 headcanons but what if. pearlina headcanons

(aka the other splatoon ship that makes up most of my brain's space)

so at this point i think we all pretty much get their lore - marina was an octoling solider that heard the inkantation at the end of splat1 and fled from underground, pearl was a richy rich inkling who wanted to start a band, they make out they get married they adopt agent 8 yk the Canon

marina's first impression of pearl was "wow this short inkling girl can scream"

pearl's first impression of marina was that she looked cool and would make her band stand out from the rest bc of her "weird" look (pearl canonically did not know marina was an octoling lol) it wasnt long until "cool" became "shes pretty cute actually" and then "wow shes beautiful" and it just went downhill from there

for pearl she definitely fell in love with marina's looks first,, shes not even gonna lie,, she can be a lil shallow lesbian smh

marina for. obvious reasons cant say she ever found inklings physically attractive, given the. yk. propaganda in the underground

so for her she really admired pearl's inner beauty first and most

i like to think marina was not on the ground *at all* when she was in the military. definitely the one controlling the tech from the sidelines so she never really had to hold a weapon

hence, marina cannot fight. she's too pretty & she will cry

okay well she did grow up underground so she can hold her own when she needs to but she gets frazzled easily and a little overwhelmed. definitely tries to talk or manipulate her way out of tough situations

pearl, surprisingly on the otherhand, can and will beat the shit out of a grown man

well she's scrappy so she'll bite them and claw at them and kick in their shins and they'll run away but not without literal chunks bitten out of them

anything for her queen ✨️🌸

when marina agreed to make a band with pearl, pearl was so excited she immediately suggested marina move into her home (her bodyguards were horrified)

marina,,, immediately politely declined and pearl helped her get an apartment instead

basically, despite appearances and titles, pearl is not the princess who needs protecting by marina , she thinks of it Very differently

pearl's love language is, obviously, words of affirmation and gift giving

her way of "courting" marina was buying her tons of stuff and offering to have people do everything for her so she doesnt have to lift a finger

it worked for all pearl's exs sooooo should work for this octo baddie right (she is not right)

marina's love languages are physical touch and words of affirmation...actually its mostly physical touch lol

yk marina hugging pearl so hard they fall on the ground at the end of octo expansion. and then she keeps Going

marina is "baby i want the most high tech weaponry on the black market" and pearl is definitely "my baby gets whatever she wants laws be damned"

growing up a only child in a family with a LOT of money means pearl definitely got the spoiling but. she never got the feeling of spoiling Someone Else and she prefers that waay more

marina does not have expensive tastes,,, but she doesnt mind being spoiled sometimes as a treat i meann it would be rude to decline n she was raised to be polite soooOO

if marina's friends from the octoling barracks saw the stuff pearl buys her now they would be in Shock

but dont forget,,, marina was team love so shes not overly impressed by *all* the gifts

of all the fancy music gear and clothes and things pearl has bought her marina's favorite gift has just been plain ole flowers

they dont grow underground obviously but theyve always captured marina, the smell the look the different varieties she loves them

when marina thinks of the beauty and joy of being above ground first she thinks of pearl, and then she thinks of flowers

pearl catches on that marina likes flowers and starts ordering her tons of bouquets and starts lining the hallways leading to her apartment with floral gifts and flowers in the shape of her head and all kinds of junk

marina accepted the gifts. politely ofc

but her fondest memory is of her and pearl doing a photoshoot for an album in a wildflower meadow. marina looked so beautiful and Pearl's crushing was driving her crazy so she gathered a bunch of random flowers in her fist and shoved them in marina's face because she had to give her Something or she was gonna loose it

marina felt so fond, she keeps the dry and crumpled flowers in a locket with her all the time

at some point pearl realized marina likes it better when She opens the door for her first instead of pearl's bodyguards so now pearl rushes to every door to open it for marina before anyone else can

*bodyguard opens car door for pearl on side* *pearl runs to the other side of the car to open the door for marina*

pearl snores and drools like a dad of 4 who works a blue collar job 5 days a week and luckily marina is a heavy sleeper.

marina is the small spoon exclusively,,, when they fall asleep. when they wake up pearl is wrapped in marinas arms AND tentacles and she can't Move

whenever they get into fights pearl Always is the one to apologize. not just because shes usually the one whose wrong but marina is scary good at being cold (surprisingly given how affectionate and sweet she is with pearl) and pearl absolutely Hates it, its like the world feels wrong

everyone notices because marina is usually all over her, so pearl gets pressured by her bodyguards to apologize too (they always know shes in the wrong)

marina makes it look easy,,, but shes usually moments away from apologizing herself bc she misses her pearl so much

pearl is one of those people who makes sounds and hand motions to express feelings and marina is usually the only one who understands

marina has literally made a powerpoint presentation on all the things she loves about pearl in great detail. and she will present it do not test her

she's perpetually in the "crushing phase" and gets so excited to spend time with her and pearls like "babe we've been married for 2 years i see u every night and day"

if i was allowed to keep going i would never stop-

[pokemon-ash-aus]

This size swap between Prince and King is reminding me of your random thought for the cursed au.

You know, the little feral baby (if you want to find the original post it's on page nine of the cursed au tag, using to link in master post)

My god i remember that XD spotted lil angry man powering a mech suit cause he itty bitty and can't grow.

Mew sized Mewtwo lol!!!

That one was based on Scrappy Doo specifically but i can see the resemblance to itty bitty King XD

[choke-me-joey]

30 and 37 with Joseph Quinn on Christmas day/eve while visiting family

Abso-fucking-lutely 🫡🫡🫡

Merry Christmas you horny babes!

30. We have to be quiet, can you do that for me, princess?

37. Look at yourself, you're so fucking nasty.

Joseph Quinn x reader

Content warning: 18+ content minors DNI, rpf (don't like don't read), unprotected sex, Joe is SLIGHTLY dom if you squint, teeny bit of degrading language, choking, mirror sex, creampie

This is the SPICIER second part to this fluffy lil drabble

Hoe-vember masterlist

After too many Proseccos, too many baby photos being shared and one too many mince pies, your extended family had left your parent's house, each one of them singing Joe's praises and begging him to come to the next family event (your cousin Sarah's February wedding, to be exact). He had promised he would try his best.

Once the majority of your family had left, your parents, brothers and Joe all took part in a very scrappy game of Monopoly, resulting in Jack almost flipping the board as Charlie bankrupted him quicker than last year; such was tradition.

After Joe had made his intentions to you very clear in the kitchen earlier, it was very hard for you to keep your hands off of him. Not in a sexual way, well, mostly, but in more of a 'I love you so, so much and I can't be without you' gross, romantic way. And he was the same, having kept his hand on your thigh, arm around your shoulders or fingers loosely linked with yours.

"Oi, knock it off," Jack had thrown the Monopoly dice at you as you and Joe exchanged a quick peck during the heated game. "Gonna make me see my dinner in reverse."

You had flipped him off and Joe chuckled, a slight blush creeping over his cheeks.

After tensions had dissolved, it was approaching midnight and one by one your brother and parents excused themselves to go up to bed. You and Joe followed suit, returning to your old teenage bedroom for another night.

Luckily, your parents had redecorated you and your brother's rooms to a more...mature reflection of you all now. Your room was now neutral greys and whites, a refreshing change from the garish purple you'd had it painted as when you were younger.

You flop down on the bed, watching Joe as he unbuttons his shirt. He catches you watching him as he slips his shirt off and lays it carefully on the chair at your desk.

"What?" He smirks. He knows exactly what.

"C'mere," you crook your finger at him, spreading your legs. He grins, cocking an eyebrow at you.

"Really? At your parent's house? Naughty." But he crawls on top of you anyway, hands coming onto the pillow either side of your head to hold him up. "All that Prosecco got you feeling frisky?"

"Don't say frisky." You laugh, pulling him down into a kiss, softly moaning as his tongue finds yours. You wrap your legs around his waist, rocking your hips up into his. "Fuck me, Joe." You whisper against his lips. He nibbles your bottom lip.

"We have to be quiet, can you do that for me, princess?"

You whine softly, the pet name making your pussy flutter. You nod.

"Good girl, baby." Joe speaks in hushed tones and honestly it's just adding to the excitement. The rush of doing this where you shouldn't really be doing this...it was kind of hot. Very hot actually.

Joe peels off your leggings and socks, groaning in appreciation at your little red lace thong. "Very festive." He smirks, pinging the waistband playfully. He then pulls off your jumper, revealing the matching red lace bra. "Matching underwear?! Oh, you little minx, you planned this, didn't you?"

"Maybe," you smile coyly. "I know how much you love this set."

"Fuck, I do. I really do." He sighs, sitting back on his heels to rake his eyes over your body. "You're so fucking perfect."

Your cheeks flush and you reach out to undo his jeans. You manage to undo the button and unzip his fly, tugging them down before he stops you, taking over himself. Once he's fully naked, Joe sits in between your thighs and pulls your thong panel to the side, watching in awe as strings of your arousal connecting your pussy to your underwear break away. "Jesus, babe, look how fucking wet you are for me. You like knowing we could get caught, hmm?"

"Just what you do to me." You reply, biting back a moan as Joe drags the hot head of his cock through your pussy lips, lubing himself up.

"Yeah? Well, feel what you do to me, babe?" Joe taps your clit with his cock, making you shiver. He then pushes inside you slowly, the stretch and feeling of him filling you making you moan softly. Joe places a hand over your mouth to muffle your noises. "Quiet, babe, remember?"

You nod, looking up at him with big, wide eyes. His cock bottoms out inside you, and he gives you a moment to adjust to him. "God, baby, you're so fucking tight. Can I move?"

You nod again, his hand still covering your mouth. He lets out a blissful sigh as he begins to fuck you deeply and slowly, each stoke of his cock against your gspot and nudge of his public bone against your clit making your entire body tingle.

Something behind Joe catches your eye - it's the long mirror standing next to your wardrobe. You moan softly at the reflection of Joe's bum and toned back as he fucks into you. How does this bugger look good from every angle?! Joe follows your eyeline. You can practically see his brain working as a grin spreads across his face. "I bloody love you, filthy girl. Wanna watch me fuck you?"

The involuntary clench of your pussy around him tells him all he needs to know. He chuckles, pulling out of you. You make a noise of complaint. He kisses you sweetly before instructing you to lay at the foot of the bed with your head hanging off the edge. You do so, watching him in the upside down reflection of the mirror as he crawls back over to you, sliding his cock back into your tight warmth. The rush of blood to your head coupled with the fact that you could watch him in the mirror fucking you with that perfect sexy look on his face made every stroke of his cock feel that much better.

Then he slides a hand around your throat, squeezing at the sides. You choke out a soft moan, and your pussy clenches around his cock.

"Fuck, you like that? Like my hand around your throat whilst I'm fucking you?" Joe growls, keeping his voice low. You whimper and nod, and he squeezes a little tighter. You feel like you're floating; everything he's doing to you being magnified by the position he had you in and the hand around your throat. "Look at yourself, you're so fucking nasty. Letting your boyfriend fuck you like this with your parents in the next room. Fucking filthy, baby."

Your eyes practically roll back in your skull as the coil inside you suddenly and unexpectedly snaps, and Joe has to quickly remove his hand from your throat to clamp it over your mouth once more to stop your moans from echoing throughout the entire street, let alone the house. He lets you ride it out, before flipping you onto your front, still able to see yourself in the mirror, and begins to fuck you from behind.

Joe keeps his eyes on yours in the mirror, dark and intense, as he grips your hips to fuck into you deeply. Skin slapping against skin, your soft moans and his quiet grunts, it's the most exotic soundtrack. Honestly it might be some of the best sex you've ever had.

"M'gonna cum again," you whine, fists balled into the bedsheets. To help get you there, Joe finds your clit and rubs rough circles into it. Honestly it's too much, and it brings you, shaking and gasping, to another powerful orgasm. This time Joe has to shove your face down into the mattress to muffle your sounds; you just can't control yourself and honestly he loves it, but that's not a conversation he's willing to have around the breakfast table tomorrow morning.

"Fuck, babe, gonna cum." Joe pants. "Tell me where you want it."

"Inside, Joe, cum inside me." You push your ass back against him and his hips stutter as he finds his release, coming inside you with a breathy moan. You shiver at the feeling of his load coating your insides, his cock twitching as he comes.

You both collapse on the bed, panting, with stupid grins on your faces.

"Merry fucking Christmas." Joe laughs breathlessly, and you giggle, burying your face into his chest.

"We've still gotta make the New Year happy, babe, think we can do that?" You grin, kissing his flushed skin. He laughs, leaning down to kiss you, one hand cupping your neck.

"Abso-fucking-lutely, love."

[ursas-arts]

heres my lil outfit scrappy doodle vague designs for baby bedo n rhine

hair ref also i guess the length is whatever length it ends up being at the time tho idk

[raccoonfallsharder]

hey look it's all my little doodles ~

★⋆.࿐࿔ rocket raccoon fan art. he's a handsome little motherfucker [if you have an idea for a scrappy lil rocket drawing, hit up my asks! i'm always looking for something to doodle during meetings]

★⋆.࿐࿔ my original characters. love these babies

★⋆.࿐࿔ your original characters. love these babies too [find the current queue & how to get on the list!]

fairylight dividers & masterlist header by @/saradika-graphics

[thisdorkyblogthing]

A HS AU Genderbent Thorki Concept:

I just need to get it out of my head ok

Thor:

is so Very Very Tall, like, only 4 boys in the school are even eye level with her. that kind of Tall

and she plays like, 8 sports, and she excels at most of them

unsurprisingly, she is Stacked and Jacked

she strikes fear and horniness in the hearts of teenage boys (and quite a few girls too)

at least 15 years have been shaved off Odin's life from having to deal with all the grown-ass men hitting on his daughter since she was like, 11

another 12 came off when Frigga had to have a sit down conversation about making a Bra Budget when she was ~13 and her boobs showed no signs of stopping

('how much could a bra cost? 20 bucks?' 'oh, sweetheart, I wish.')

spends 90% of the time in leggings, t-shirts and usually her varsity jacket, but will get in the mood at random times to dress up a bit and people go a bit crazy about it

she's a good enough student but she's got some marks on her record bc she's a bit of hothead and not interested in taking anyone's shit

like, the week long suspension she got when she dinged a guy in the shoulder with a softball for being a douche to her friend (he's lucky there were no bats around, she's better with those) and the one time she backhanded a guy who "fell" conveniently right into her boobs, and calling that teacher she hates "a dumb little bitch"

coincidentally, she meets Loki in detention!

and coincidentally, Thor's type is scrappy gender gremiln, whatever that means

Loki:

scrappy gender gremlin

like, ok, she/her, but also ????????

has that choppy af, DIY kitchen scissors haircut that she impulsively gave herself on a tuesday night at 3am bc the shoulder length mop she had going on just wasn't doing it for her

she's also done some bathroom bleach and color jobs that she's fucked up immensely so now she's back to having black hair but now it's crispy

and messy, smudgy black eyeliner all the time, baby!!

98% of her wardrobe is made up of t-shirts she's stolen from her brothers and baggy jeans

is a theater kid, but not by choice, she just got kinda absorbed by them

is an exceptionally good student (despite staying up til 3am most nights) and is generally considered a delight by her teachers

except for the one she called a 'braindead motherfucker' which, in her defense, he kinda is

it's also why she was in detention to meet Thor

Loki was all nervous and skittish bc it's her first time in detention and lil miss Thora just waltzes in and plops down in the desk beside her, pissed bc she has to miss practice

and Loki knows of Thor and has, of course, seen her (she's hard to miss) but their social circles don't overlap so it's the first time she's getting an up close look at her and *gulp*

why does she suddenly want to be put in a headlock???? in a sexual way????????

she can't stop staring bc Wow, So Pretty and Thor looks over and gives Loki a really thorough once over that makes Loki's toes tingle

they start talking (and getting shushed) and as it turns out they're both in detention for shit talking the same teacher!

[yanderu-deredere]

a/n: *meme voice* anotha one. i feel bad that fujio's is a bit shorter so sorry abt that. hopefully the longer bit at the end makes up for it! that last bit is also for that one anon that asked for a mating press and i didnt deliver: welp, here's ur mating press finally lol!

hopefully, after this one, ill post a couple more yandere profiles and then a couple more of these ones and then hopefully ill have more fans request 🥺👉👈 i mean it would be nice but if not i will write my own stuff

warning: gender neutral reader but it's implied that reader is feminine and smaller than fujio (cus that's his usual type but it's not a deal breaker), mentions of porn, sleezy descriptions of the reader, no mentions of reader genitalia but mentions of fujio putting his dick into an 'entrance', mentions of putting his babies (semen) in his baby (reader) LMAO

fujio watanabe ★ profile

there's only four places you can meet him because this loser has only four places (in general) he goes to on a daily basis

the creamery, the docks, the gym and the ring

most likely, though, if you're going to be his darling, you're going to meet him in the gym

he's going to be training. it'll probably be an arm day or something; he's sitting with his elbow on his knee and some heavy dumbbell in his hand when you walk in

and you're some small pretty (gender neutral) thing that looks a little lost among the muscle bound jock types and the body builders

he'd come over to help you but the sadist in him wanted to see you struggle

he doesn't end up seeing that because you actually know what the hell you're doing. you look super lost among the machines but you know your way around the dumbbells and the olympic plates

it's not like super weights; you don't lift as hard as he or his brother does but you get damn close for a pretty little thing like you

he's not quite so hooked yet, though, just intrigued

i wrote this in fujio's lil profile thing but one of the requirements to be fujio's darling is that he wants to be able to not walk on eggshells around you, if that makes sense?

and then, you're meeting up with a friend in the practice boxing ring and the two of you are doing a little sparring

he's more than just a little intrigued now

the entire time you've been moving around the gym, he's been following you as subtly as he can, using the machines around you, doing his sets discreetly as he watches you

that's how he finds out that you're an up and coming underground fighter, just like him. that you're making your way up the ranks, that your friend introduced you into the life and you're hooked into the adrenaline of it all and into the money

and then fujio sees you after your practice match, when you're all sweaty and panting?

thats when he's hooked

You knocked your head back, tipping the gatorade bottle till the whole thing was empty.

Fujio watched the entire time; he watched as some of your drink trickled from the corner of your mouth, watched the skin of your throat bob up and down, watched the sweat glisten on your face.

You're sexier than most porn he usually goes to when he's horny. Hell, you're sexier than most of the people he fucks on a biweekly basis. When he first saw you, your looks made him doubletake but now, you had an allure to you that he couldn't deny.

He had never found someone so breathtaking before but he definitely found you absolutely mesmerising. That's how he knew you had to be the person he'd been looking for.

He had to have you.

fujio will definitely stalk you after that time

he'll practically have your schedule memorised and will build his schedule around that, plus he'll visit your house and any matches you have

you struggle through your matches but you're a scrappy fighter and fujio has always loved a good underdog

and you're one hell of an underdog

it makes him root for you hard and fall for you even harder

after a while, he decides that he gets bored of it. he doesn't want to watch other people beat you up anymore. he wants to... protect you

he's never felt the need to protect other people before, nobody's ever pulled those instincts out of him

but then, there you were

eventually, he'll try his best to pull as many strings as possible so that the two of you can have a match together

the best underground fighter in lovelock and this up and coming scrappy fighter

it wasn't even a match lol it wasn't a match, it was a blood bath

and now, finally, you were his just like he wanted

Fujio had the broadest, most devilish grin on his face when he looked down at you, his hands gripping the backs of your knees as he practically folded you in half.

He was a pretty hefty man already but with him putting this pressure on you like this, you couldn't even struggle or escape. All you could do was let him manhandle you and take whatever he gave you.

And, from the expression on his face... well, you weren't sure you'd like what wanted to give you. Hell, he was looking at you like how a starving man would look at a roast pig.

"Le'me just--" He didn't even hesitate, just shifted his weight to press the blunt head of his cock into your entrance.

Without warning, he was just pressing in, pushing and pushing his fat cock into you. You shook your head, a whine and a whimper mixing in your throat, turning into some pathetic sound as it left your lips.

Fujio just laughed at you and kissed the corners of your eyes, where your tears piled up "Don' worry, darl', it'll feel so good."

And the worst part was that he was right. It did feel good. The weight of him on top of you, the way his cock speared past your walls, pushing you apart, filling you up, the way he was rough and gentle, big and all encompassing; all of it was too much and not enough all at once.

When he finally bottomed out, you let out a strangled gasp and he used the opportunity to grind his hips into yours urgently once, twice and then thrice, letting the blunt head of his dick rub at a spot inside you over and over. You were so close you could taste electricity in your veins--

"God, you feel like heaven--" Fujio presses a kiss against the shell of your ear, his gruff voice almost pushing you over the edge "You're so soft inside, baby, so soft. Could put my babies in you, huh? Put my babies in my baby."

He laughed at his own joke. "Fill you with my cum, mark you as mine forever and ever, huh?"

[sophsicle]

Soph have you been keeping up with the Vegas Vs Dallas series? If so, who do you want to win and did you see Jamie Benn absolutely DECKING Mark Stone because I’m still not over that wtf.

I HAVE BEEN

(all the following memes are brought to you by the lovely @otrtbs as is my love for Dallas)

Otter is my pride and joy

my one and only

the light of life, and i hope he gets everything he wants!!!! look at that lil face

also pretty partial to Marchment who is scrappy the way a chihuahua is scrappy and who, when he is not sporting a villain moustache, does look like knock-off zac effron

jason robertson is a cutie and also we love a redemption arc, everyone thought he was cursed this playoff round but he's scored like three goals (fours goals?) in the last few games so he's back baby!

and Tyler Seguin is growing on me, despite how obnoxious his abs are,

LISTEN BENN had a moment okay. it was a bad moment. but it happens. no one was hurt (technically) SOO i think we can all just give him a break okay

plus i hate vegas because a) vegas (idk do i need another reason? they're tacky and i hate them) and also b) jack eichel is a whiny little baby who gives off major my-father-will-hear-about-this vibes

SO Dallas is my team!!!!!! #loveyounat #texas4ever

[kenniilovesthethicc]

The Top 5 Cutest TWST Boys (imo)

Just a lil ramble on the most adorable characters of Twisted Wonderland; based on both appearances and attributes I find endearing in some way 💕 This list is meant in a platonic tone unless stated otherwise ⚠️

Ortho Shroud 🦾

Let's get the most obvious one outta the way - of course the baby robot is the most traditionally adorable humanoid character from twst. He may be a bit lazer happy sometimes, but Ortho is a chipper young lad who truly does care about his big bro even if said brother is a shut in weeb xd

He should be the next vocaloid star

Epel Felmier 🍎

Epel is also cute in the traditional sense on a visual level: feminine, petite, and (as seen in canon) able to be carried around like a rag doll lol

But, what makes Epel even more silly and cute to me is his true self. The idea of a boy this coquette being a scrappy farm boy in reality is the best contrast. I wanna see this guy in overalls and a trucker hat sitting on a hale bale holding a baby goat

Kalim Al-Asim 🎆

Kalim is a lot of things. He may not be the most intelligent of beings most of the time, but he is very loving to his friends and the world in general, sharing his luxuries with others often. After being backstabbed and almost MURDERED multiple times, he still keeps that bright smile and positive outlook on life, which is hard for most to do

Ruggie Bucchi 🍩

Bordering between being the cutest wootsit and romantically attractive, this cheeky hyena was my first love with this game. He was the initial SR card I chose, and I still adore him so. This man works his tail of every day being Leona's personal errand boy as well as various other side hustles, and good for him! He needs to make a living somehow in this capitalist bullshit economy.

He's mischievous, borderline scary during the Savanaclaw storyline, but he's also got a soft side, especially when it comes to his family and the neighborhood children

However, the biggest points go to his snickering little laugh, his fuzzy lil ears and that bottomless pit of a stomach. I just wanna feed him donuts and snuggle together while petting his tummby~

Silver Vanrouge ⚔

While I haven't seen much of this dude yet, he is pretty and goes honk shoo. That's it, he's just an eepy guy who happens to be Lilia's son. There's probably more to his story in book 7 but ehhhhh that's gonna take forever to come to US servers

[dootznbootz]

Alright you know which character I am going to ask about HAHAHA. So - the man of many ways - and 1, 7, 21 and 25!

1.) Why do you like or dislike this character?

There are so many reasons I love this scrappy lil idiot. I've already talked about it but he's painfully human. He's a man who hates as deeply as he loves. And while yes, he's an asshole for so many reasons, (So SO many reasons) he also IS pretty nice in some parts even to strangers. He tries to give Amphinomus the chance to leave. And even then, before he left, everybody talked about how wonderful he was. (remember this guy was a "Mad King" right before he left) We KNOW he's a trickster and usually won't hesitate to swindle you but he still is very adamant about Xenia and I don't think all of his "kindness" is JUST for show and for "swindle".

He is a family man!!! He'd trade the world to see his son and wife!!!! 😭 And as someone has mentioned on here before he basically has no higher morals than wife and son and that's just...skldjfklds

I could go on and on about how much I love this silly man and his story. This is definitely a hyperfixation that won't leave! I'm actually kind of weird with him because I don't see him as "evil. evil man. (affectionate)" like I think other folks do. He sucks but idk, I think if I met him irl, I'd probably give him some logs from outside for him to make something with. I know damn well he'd probably steal my wallet and giggle about it later but idk. He's just...a Man.🥺 That's another thing. I think people forget that he is NOT a demigod compared to the other well-known heroes. Hermes is his great-grandpa and he's Athena's pet. that is NOTHING compared to being the CHILD of a god. And I'm a doofus who weirdly relates to him. I too go feral when people are mean to people I care about and/or are simply being an asshole. And I am also in love with Penelope!!! 🥰

7.) What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?

The fact that everyone calls him a "wet cat". It's so silly and specific but PERFECT and I love that. Also, one thing I find neat is that out of ALL the heroes? so many artists doodle him differently. It's like the very IDEA of him is "always changing" and not consistent. The only thing I've seen that's consistent is his hair usually being darker (but changes from red/brown/black depending on the artist), that he's strong, and that he has a "shit-eating grin". But usually the face is never consistent (square or narrow faced? Tall or short? Long or short hair? Is he more like a "weasel" or like a "ram" (as he's described in the Iliad.)

Honestly, there isn't much that I don't like when it comes to fandom! :D as long as it keeps his Love of wife and son (VERY IMPORTANT), his "scrappiness", and as long as he's still "morally gray" but not "evil". then I'm happy :D

21.) If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like?

SIMPING.

I'm a romantic bitch and as I said, I am basically in love with Penelope so this shit writes ITSELF. I am living and loving through both of these con artists.

This ties into simping but also how much he dotes on his loved ones. He loves his baby boy!!! He carries him whenever he can and practically everywhere he goes. "Yes, my baby is in the council meeting. He is actually more coherent than you, Leodes. Dear wife, can you rip this fool's self-esteem into shreds? I need to put Telemachus down for his nap." (history only partially exists when it's a timeless story >:D "Dads weren't that involved back then-" SHUSH YOUR MOUTH! /j ) I LOVE FLUFF!!! 😭 I also love banter and teasing. It's especially fun with Odysseus and Penelope as it usually ends up with them snuggling and giggling 🥹

I really hate writing "old-timey talk". ಥ‿ಥ As you can see, I am very fucking casual when I text/talk so this has been a STRUGGLE. Also just with how much research it is. I love it but yeah...anytime I start to write I realize I need to know what wildflowers are native to Greece and what time of year they bloom because Odysseus wants to get flowers for his wife >:( (While also trying to make sure his son doesn't eat them because he's teething and trying to shove everything into his mouth as babies do)

25.) What was your first impression of this character? How about now?

Oh, no... 😅 I won't lie. Basically, all my knowledge about Greek Mythology was from PJO for many years (I still have a soft spot for it but I know that it definitely takes creative liberties and is very incorrect with some myths. I knew back then it wasn't "the truth" but I didn't know HOW much.) And while I didn't "hate" Odysseus back then, I was very Meh about him. It's been a long time and I just remember the whole thing with PJO Calypso (funny enough, I hated her before I knew "the truth". She's quite mean to Leo and as he was basically my first "Blorbo" I hated her as a little enraged 13 year old. Little did I know...) Sometimes I want to reread the series again but I also know that while I love the demigod kids and the writing style, I don't know how I'll be now that I know the real myths. I really hate the whole "what a womanizing asshole" as he's ONLY an Asshole! He's an asshole for so many reasons but it makes me sad that people hate him for the one thing that he didn't do and that was deeply misinterpreted by many folks. It also pisses me off but I will hold my tongue and be nice

Bonus:

[disgruntleddemon]

i'm probably going to unleash a long explanation rant by asking this, but I don't know a whole lot about mystery inc (i've watched a few things here and there but i was never 100% invested). you are telling me scooby has more family than scrappy??

oh dude you're definitely getting a long rant from this one lmao. none of this family is from mystery inc tho. i actually haven't seen that one either lol. this is from the scooby doo show, a pup named scooby doo, and scooby/scrappy stuff. there's a lot of family members, so i'll put em under the cut hjkjhj

to start, we got Yankee Doodle Doo. he's a pilgrim ancestor. the leg next to him is Shaggy's ancestor

next up is great grandpa doo. apparently a civil war hero. he was pissed his ancestor's were cowards, but chilled out when he saw how brave Scrappy is

then grandpa doo from the same episode. kinda just like if Scooby was old

you have Scooby's parents, Mumsy and Dada Doo, they've had a lot of various looks lmao. i'm partial to their a pup named scooby doo one personally. they love their kids

there's horton doo, Scooby's uncle. his gimmick is loving scary stuff and being a mad scientist. he has a pet monster called Fluffy, and pronounced skeleton like "skreleton" i love him <33

before we get to Scooby's siblings, i'll do his cousins. probably his most well known is Scooby Dum. his thing is being dumb and wanting to be a cop.

Scooby Dee is a weird one since she's explicitly Scooby Doo and Scooby Dum's cousin, but is also a love interest??? it's super weird. she's a movie star. she also makes a little cameo in what's new scooby doo

Whoopsy Doo's thing is that he's a clown. i also love him lol. he belongs to Shaggy's uncle, who's called Gaggy Rogers of all things

Dooby Doo is a famous singer. he's also primarily bipedal. he calles Scooby "Scooby baby" the whole episode, and gives him a cheek kiss at the end. Scooby does not like that, ig that's one cousin he's not into lol

Dixie Doo is another singer, and is a southern bell type. she has unsettlingly human proportions. i hate it sm

finally to his siblings, we got Ruby Doo, Scrappy's mother. she only ever appears twice. once when Scrappy was born, and once in an a pup named scooby doo episode. she's like Daphne's Doo in that episode.

Skippy Doo is a computer nerd and represents Velma

Howdy Doo is obsessed w this one newspaper, and somehow that marked him as Freddie's Doo? like they bond over that ig

then there's Yabba Doo. he does not appear in a pup named Scooby Doo, so he's probably their baby brother. he's a cowboy and has his own lil spinoff with Scrappy. him and Scooby never interact. at first i thought maybe he isn't Scooby's brother, but is his cousin. with Scrappy only calling him uncle yabba as like a generic thing to call an older male relative, but Scrappy calls Dooby Doo, uncle Dooby, so Yabba is def a sibling.

finally of course is Scrappy, Scoob's nephew. i think he's unfairly hated, n i love him <33

but ye! that's Scooby's extended family! i'm always ready to talk about them lmao. my personal favs are Horton, Whoopsy, Ruby, and Scrappy. most of these guys only get one episode appearances and a few lines, which is a shame. i'd love to see em in more modern iterations ngl

[seginbeats]

I'm pretty purposeful about the types of Pokémon that I give my muses, especially if they go beyond the already established canon team. Giacomo's canon Dark team is really interesting for me to look at, and is helping me better understand some of his characteristics. I believe that the type of Pokémon a character uses gives insight to their ideals, behaviors, habits, and preferences.

That being said, there are some hard "no's" for my interpretation of Giacomo.

1. He will not get any of the ruination Pokémon for obvious reasons.

2. He will not be getting any of the dark type Paradox Pokémon; Giacomo has no reason to be in Area Zero, and he is in no condition to try and tame Roaring Moon, Iron Jugulis, etc.

3. I’ve determined that he is too immature and inexperienced to handle raising a Pokémon from the Larvitar and Deino lines; he is not strict or disciplined enough to keep a Tyranitar under control (plus, T-Tar is the only dark-type in the line, he doesn’t want to carry around a big rock baby for a long time), nor would he have the patience with a Deino constantly biting him— and again, Hydreigon is an extremely destructive dragon, no use in giving him that sort of power when he definitely cannot keep it from going aggro.

4. Houndour and Houndoom are both really awesome dark-types, but again, I lean heavily into the Dex entries of these two guys. Giacomo has no business trying to handle a Houndoom either. I don’t think he can command enough respect to get one to listen to him— not to mention that the Paldean Houndours seem to be especially aggressive. Also: Mela already has a Houndoom on her team, no reason to steal that thunder from her.

5. The Meowsacarada line, Liepard line and the Alolan Persian line— because the dude is allergic to cats.

Some dark types I CAN see him working with?

GIACOMO WOULD FUCKING LOVE POOCHYENA AND MIGHTYENA. He would lose his absolute SHIT over those guys. Not to mention, I snicker at the idea of him getting a FOURTH Pokémon with Intimidate. (Third if you do not count the Star Mobile Revavroom)

Sableye, for obvious reasons— that’s actually the dark type that will eventually be added as his sixth Pokémon on this blog.

Unsure why but I feel like he would vibe with Alolan Rattata.

Scraggy & Scrafty. Again— Intimidate ability, matches his battle strategy, and they’re lil scrappy dudes just like Giacomo.