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" Italian takeover scheme. "

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Hi for some reason Tumblr app is only letting me log on via Google log ins, so, I guess I'm stuck on Giacomo today

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" I don't decline I only rise like my follower count on Spotify. "

For now.

" But I'll save your advice for when I'm feelin' Ohio. "

@seginbeats: "This is what I get for callin' ya tall for 2 years straight pops."

' There, there. You'll be fine as long as you schedule regular maintenance! The body is much like a machine after all, and poor posture can be a major factor in its decline. '

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THANK YOU POKEMAS FOR VALIDATING MY "GIACOMO IS TALL" HEADCANON. HE'S EVEN TALLER THAN ANTICIPATED.

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Don't join Team Skull either their leader smells like wet towels.

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Don't join Team Plasma join Team Star

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📣 "WE'RE THE ONLY TEAM THAT HITS PEOPLE WITH CARS AND HAS A MINECRAFT SERVER."

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" We all poop. "

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" I need an autopsy for Updog. "

" what's u– "

" … " / @seginbeats

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do they need to look inward

" THEY NEED TO LOOK INWARD! "

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" ALL THIS IS CAP. "

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@seginbeats: "HUH????"

' Oh, I forget this isn't common knowledge outside of Unova— yes, I was missing for almost four years until around two years ago. I can't recall what happened so, we don't know where I was nor what I was doing during that time. '

' It's a very peculiar case. '

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" It's gonna take a lot more than cacio e pepe to get me to stop thinking about being GASLIT. "

Pause.

" You went in a WHAT? "

"I think you guys are gaslighting me. Y'all are alive. You didn't die. Dead people go in holes, or they go to K-Mart."

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"I think you guys are gaslighting me. Y'all are alive. You didn't die. Dead people go in holes, or they go to K-Mart."

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" NO????? "

"Y'all good?????"

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"Y'all good?????"