#my school is weird

[aniverse-x]

at first I thought school beyond 5th grade was useless but I recently discovered that it teaches me about anxiety and not to procrastinate

[wilsons-three-legged-siamese]

Because my school is so supportive, we have pride flags EVERYWHERE..

Like, I get it, but it's a bit to much as it's literally everywhere you look. They're trying to hard 😭

[lost-in-frog-land]

today my English teacher randomly declared that Lord Byron (the poet) had sex with a crocodile. cannot vouch for the credibility of this statement but it sure was weird

[a-maniac-making-art]

If Historical Figures Were To Say Things My Classmates Have Said

Part 2

Hamilton: Slapping a baby is not ok

Hamilton: BUT PUNCHING ONE IS!

Hamilton: Are you a Mormon?

Jefferson: No I'm a Gemini

Lafayette: I'm gonna be French

Lafayette: oui oui, Eifel tower, croissant, I SURRENDER!!!

[genderlesseltrichentity]

bro why everyone is using skibidi as a adjective like yesterday a 2nd grade kid was saying the announcements and at the end he said “everyone have a skibidi day!!” and almost my entire class just collectivly groaned😭

[somehhuuuhh]

My school is so weird. People from my school made a fanpage for my social studies teacher in snapchat. I don't have snapchat, but the pictures are really weird af.

[kalpasio]

I AM FREE

sorta

mostly?

I finished a round of tests, but I have finals in like 2 weeks hhhhhhhhhh

But I'm finally getting around to writing a request that I got *checks watch* fifty six days ago I'm gonna cry

I have a feeling it's gonna be a shorter one, so I'm hoping to have it up by Friday and then be working on the next request over the weekend so I can hopefully get that up by the Friday after.

and then I'm gonna die because finals but I should be good after that! I only have 3 days of finals so it's only 1 week of me not existing

I really am sorry it's taking me so long to get all of these written!! I promise I want to write them I just have stinky school

Also, despite having a backlog, I have been cursed with the idea of a vigilante AU because like. Kalpas already has the mask. Sakura already has the mask. It's right there. It's going on the shelf of "things I swear I'll write later"

[oakthefrog]

Things that happened at school today (I was there for 2 HOURS.)

-My friend: *draws the Lorax* Me (tumblr user): *draws Sans x Lorax ship art for the lolz*

-Someone going around with one of those energy drink packets with the powder in. HE JUST DOWNED THE GIANT ASS PACKET-

-'Stop touching minors *friend name*' -A minor, to another minor

-'WAIT SO THE SUICIDE PACT WAS A JOKE??' -Me

[certified-scoundrel]

so for "rhyme without a reason" day at school spirit week, my friend and i dressed as 'tambourine and drag queen'

apparently when her math teacher asked what her rhyme was (i'm not in the class), he went on a like 20 minute rant about drag queens.

this is the same teacher who, when she made a joke about not getting to beat me up during a kick boxing workshop on our fun half day thing, he said "why would you want to beat up [my name]? that sounds like a little puppy"

[egophiliac]

doylist explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: probably something about space constraints and making sure two sprites in one seat aren't covering anyone else when they're not in focus

watsonian explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: he snuck in and is hiding from the teachers, don't give him away 🤫

(I've reached my limit of unsuccessful attempts at pulling them before I need to save keys for Halloween, so I've been living vicariously through youtube videos...but the fact that Gidel just pops up from under the desk to wave his arms around happily is really testing my resolve. D: I'm gonna die when they finally get to do alchemy...)

[beybuniki]

they should go on a fishing trip pt.1

[cartyrs]

HAPPY WESTON ARC ANNOUNCEMENT EVERYBODY. ciel gets to say a new word on xbox live

[wild0moon]

i bring you: my casual clothes tankman design (and steve too) i am so normal about found family tankdad

happy pride month lol

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

demanding a series in the same vein (heh, vein) as Dexter/Hannibal wherein a prolific serial killer plays cat & mouse with the police--except the serial killer in question is a preteen schoolgirl. this would make for compelling television due to the fact that middle school frequently causes girls to become deranged, and more media should reflect this

[lethologicaee]

creation, oil on canvas, 24x30in

+ details

[seunghuibro]

12-year-old Colt Gray after his first successful hunt with his father. the weapon is a legally owned Bushmaster rifle. (2023)

(for educational purposes only, not meant to be glorification!)