#my school is weird
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at first I thought school beyond 5th grade was useless but I recently discovered that it teaches me about anxiety and not to procrastinate
#School#bored#idk#random#thoughts#bored asf#like when will I use geometry irl#When will I use computer skills irl I’ll be homeless#When will I use calculus irl#When will I use history irl#When will I use instruments irl#How will art help me irl#How will STEM help me irl#my school is weird
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Because my school is so supportive, we have pride flags EVERYWHERE..
Like, I get it, but it's a bit to much as it's literally everywhere you look. They're trying to hard 😭
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bro why everyone is using skibidi as a adjective like yesterday a 2nd grade kid was saying the announcements and at the end he said “everyone have a skibidi day!!” and almost my entire class just collectivly groaned😭
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today my English teacher randomly declared that Lord Byron (the poet) had sex with a crocodile. cannot vouch for the credibility of this statement but it sure was weird
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If Historical Figures Were To Say Things My Classmates Have Said
Part 2
Hamilton: Slapping a baby is not ok
Hamilton: BUT PUNCHING ONE IS!
Hamilton: Are you a Mormon?
Jefferson: No I'm a Gemini
Lafayette: I'm gonna be French
Lafayette: oui oui, Eifel tower, croissant, I SURRENDER!!!
#history#funny#hamilton#gay#american revolution#lafayette#history meme#school#middle school#my school is weird#totally historically accurate
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My school is so weird. People from my school made a fanpage for my social studies teacher in snapchat. I don't have snapchat, but the pictures are really weird af.
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Things that happened at school today (I was there for 2 HOURS.)
-My friend: *draws the Lorax* Me (tumblr user): *draws Sans x Lorax ship art for the lolz*
-Someone going around with one of those energy drink packets with the powder in. HE JUST DOWNED THE GIANT ASS PACKET-
-'Stop touching minors *friend name*' -A minor, to another minor
-'WAIT SO THE SUICIDE PACT WAS A JOKE??' -Me
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so for "rhyme without a reason" day at school spirit week, my friend and i dressed as 'tambourine and drag queen'
apparently when her math teacher asked what her rhyme was (i'm not in the class), he went on a like 20 minute rant about drag queens.
this is the same teacher who, when she made a joke about not getting to beat me up during a kick boxing workshop on our fun half day thing, he said "why would you want to beat up [my name]? that sounds like a little puppy"
#kids think he has alcohol in his coffee tumblr#different from the teacher people think grows weed in his classroom#my school is weird#certified scoundrel
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doylist explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: probably something about space constraints and making sure two sprites in one seat aren't covering anyone else when they're not in focus
watsonian explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: he snuck in and is hiding from the teachers, don't give him away 🤫
(I've reached my limit of unsuccessful attempts at pulling them before I need to save keys for Halloween, so I've been living vicariously through youtube videos...but the fact that Gidel just pops up from under the desk to wave his arms around happily is really testing my resolve. D: I'm gonna die when they finally get to do alchemy...)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#i hope you didn't think i was done with these dorks#they're here to study and also steal everything (including our hearts)#i forget if rollo has a similar line about what he's doing at nrc but i imagine he made sure it was all meticulously above-board#carefully planned out and all his papers in precise order#meanwhile fellow kicks down the door and is like 'what up birdman i'm here to learn some HISTORY'#'also this is my emotional support child. ...wait what do you mean you have precedent for this'#(he does have another home screen line that's like)#('i thought ortho was weird when i met him')#('but now i'm realizing that this school is actually just incredibly buckwild all the time')#sigh. i know fellow and gidel's adventures at nrc are non-canon but i really just want this random adult man inexplicably just there.#the more twst becomes cromartie high the happier i am
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creation, oil on canvas, 24x30in
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HAPPY WESTON ARC ANNOUNCEMENT EVERYBODY. ciel gets to say a new word on xbox live
#kuroshitsuji#black butler#public school arc#ciel phantomhive#sebastian michaelis#my art#cartyrs#WERE SO BACK BABY!!!!#in case anyones weird in the tags im a fag i can reclaim lol#also the context is they say fag 1000 times in the arc
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I genuinely believe that when it comes to gift-giving, just saying what you want is cheating. Gifts are a way of communicating your ongoing awareness of a person---a good gift says ''I have been paying attention to you in a hundred moments, all the off-hours and sidelong comments, and this is what I learned," while a bad gift is "idk, I got you this, it was expensive."
#unfortunately my family is from the ''just tell me what you want'' school of gift giving and that is just not how I roll.#I keep telling my family members to bring me what THEY like#if my sister brings me weird snacks from her local grocery store and my brother gives me a book he really liked....#well then I know them! who cares if I like the snack/book/whatever#I have new insight into them and how they live their lives. I would rather have that than a tennis bracelet.#celestial emporium of benevolent knowledge
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i bring you: my casual clothes tankman design (and steve too) i am so normal about found family tankdad
happy pride month lol
#pico's school#tankmen#fnf fanart#fnf#fnf pico#moon art#feel free to roast me for my weird design decisions#or ask me questions abt my design decisions! pls talk to me about my art it would make me happy. my askbox is always open#tankdad#friday night funkin#pico newgrounds#pico fnf#friday night funkin'#tankman#sergeant john captain#tankmen captain#tankmen steve#steve tankmen#daddy dearest#fnf daddy dearest#newgrounds#i posted sketches of him to ng last year but he looks so much better in these that the old pics make me cringe lol#this was a lot of time and effort for what amounts to glorified doodle sheets but. listen.#had to introduce him to y'all properly before i potentially go stupid go crazy with him#cw smoking#cw alcohol#edit: yall goin nutty damn. someone on ng called him a dilf too its fucking over#1k
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everybody was very nice on my last post(s) so !!! more cole and manfred be upon you :D
#my arts#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#dragon age the veilguard#dav#datv#da4#dragon age 4#veilguard#the veilguard#manfred dragon age#cole dragon age#dragon age manfred#dragon age cole#manfred the skeleton#cole the spirit of compassion#dragon age veilguard spoilers#emmrich volkarin#dorian pavus#EHHHH TECHNICALLY#not tagging solas or the iron bull tho. that feels cheaty#im still not very good at drawing skeletons (can you tell i was experimenting w his head lol) so take that as u will#but i loooooove doodling cole esp his hair <3 wet cat core. he used to be on so many of my school notes back in the day :]#i think i am going to draw them w some weird friends next (basically. sandal and kieran. cryptic boys my beloveds) but we will see !#also maybe something w varric bc uhhh. yeah >_>;;;#its crazy bc i know like 10 things that happen in veilguard and thats it. but fck it we ball >:3c#oh i also had an AU idea too UGH i have so much i wanna draw but ill stop#thanks for looking at my art and also i love you <33
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demanding a series in the same vein (heh, vein) as Dexter/Hannibal wherein a prolific serial killer plays cat & mouse with the police--except the serial killer in question is a preteen schoolgirl. this would make for compelling television due to the fact that middle school frequently causes girls to become deranged, and more media should reflect this
#she hangs out at active crime scenes in a way that should be a red flag but 'evades' the police simply by merit of being in 7th grade#the ONE 'detective'/nemesis who is convinced she had something to do with The Murders#is the classmate who sorta tried to bully her at the beginning of the school year but then the vibes got all intense and sapphic#so she backed off and has been Ignoring the Nerd she does Not have a special interest in#except then The Murders begin and she has so many Suspicions BUT#everytime she confronts the antihero the interaction ends in accidental intimacy followed by furious blushing#the nemesis's father is an (unsympathetic) cop character who repeatedly ignores his daughter's concerns#'dad i think the weird girl in my math class is a serial killer' 'that's not an excuse for failing algebra. go do your homework'
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it is so so so jarring meeting a gentile named like Rachel who introduces you to her children David and Levi and her husband Noah who also like... goes to church. or just generally doesnt realize how stereotypically jewish their whole family sounds. especially when half the time they hate jews
like imagine a white christian family naming their children fatima and mohammed or something. kinda weird right? youd never see that happen, because it makes no sense for them to name their children names from a culture (arab or muslim or what have you) that they don't belong to, at the very least without facing criticism. but it happens every single day with jewish people and jewish names and jewish everything bc jews arent allowed to have anything to themselves
trying to imagine an american (or even western in general tbh) society where all remnants of stolen judaism are removed is practically impossible because everything down to baby names are jewish and people dont even know it. its just so strange to think of
#“my name is [insert insanely jewish name] and my closest relation to jews is the time i went to my classmates bar mitzvah in middle school”#its just so weird#me talking#jumblr#idek what to tag this#judaism
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