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[nihonnojihifukainomajonoseiiki]

I made some strawberry freezer jam for a love spell.

This strawberry freezer jam will not only bring sweetness but will also carry your love magic, manifesting the intentions you’ve infused in it.

Ingredients

2 cups fresh strawberries, hulled and mashed (symbolizing love and passion)

1 ¾ cups sugar (for sweetness in love)

4 tablespoons lemon juice (for clarity and purity in relationships)

1 packet of powdered pectin

A pinch of pink Himalayan salt (for protection in love)

Instructions

Clean your workspace and set the mood with candles or rose quartz. Focus on your intentions for love and affection as you begin.

In a bowl, gently mash the strawberries while visualizing the sweetness and love you want to attract or strengthen.

Combine the sugar, lemon juice, and mashed strawberries. Stir in the powdered pectin and mix thoroughly. If using rose water, dried petals, or vanilla bean, add them now.

As you stir, repeat a love-focused affirmation, such as: “With sweetness and love, this jam I create, To nurture the bonds and open the gate. A love that is pure, a love that is true, Let this magic work, through and through.”

Let the mixture rest for 10 minutes to allow the flavors to meld and the pectin to activate.

Pour the mixture into a clean glass jar, leaving a bit of space at the top for expansion in the freezer. Seal tightly.

Place the jar in the freezer. As you do, visualize the love energy being preserved within the jam.

Use a spoonful of the jam in a romantic breakfast with your lover or crush.

[milkbreadtoast]

Hey guys random but I wanna share this spinach pasta recipe I improvised the other day bc it's really east and tasty and a nice way to eat my greens... I've eaten it for the last several meals lol

sauce recipe (1 serving)

fresh spinach several(3?) handfuls (blended with sauce)

oat milk ~1/3 c (or a diff unsweetened milk)

small pat of butter(flavor) + 3 spoonfuls olive oil

lots of black pepper + couple shakes garlic powder (or minced garlic)

tiny pat of miso/deonjang (if u dont have it, just add more cheese, or some salt to taste)

Lots of pecorino romano or parmesan cheese (or both)

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more handfuls spinach to eat w pasta whole, opt (several/3 handfuls; keep in mind spinach shrinks a lot when cooked) (cooked in microwave, with sauce liquid)

more cheese, black pepper, parsley etc for serving

Note: need a blender to make the spinach sauce green. I used a small bullet blender. If you don't have a blender, just cook and eat the spinach pieces whole alongside the pasta instead of blending it w the sauce, like an alfredo cream sauce.

With whole spinach pieces:

>combine sauce ingred in tall, microwave safe bowl except spinach & cheese; microwave 30 sec to melt butter/miso and mix thoroughly

>add several handfuls of spinach to the sauce liquid; this is the whole spinach pieces.

>cover + microwave for 1 min /until the spinach leaves are completely wilted and tender but still green

if u dont have a blender you'd be done here (microwave longer to reduce, add more cheese/oil to make it thicker, etc)

>add 2-3 handfuls fresh spinach into bullet blender and pour in most of the sauce liquid; Blend until fully broken down into a creamy green sauce. (add a splash more milk if it's not blending)

>combine w rest of sauce in the bowl; add cheese and microwave 30+ sec more uncovered (*i add cheese at the end bc it's harder to blend with the spinach)

Without whole spinach pieces (just green sauce): combine all sauce ingred Including spinach into bullet blender; blend until fully combined; transfer to bowl & microwave 1 min + longer as needed to reduce (uncovered)

Pasta:

> boil pasta in salted water according to directions (go a min under and test if its cooked, for al dente pasta)

> drain + return to pot, add the sauce + stir

note: if doing this method u can also make the sauce in the same pot instead of using a microwave; after draining the pasta, leave it in strainer, and make the sauce in the same pot and simmer... turn up the heat to boil + reduce as desired, then add the pasta back in and stir until hot. (If i was making a bigger portion for multiple ppl i'd prob do this)

USING LEFTOVER COOKED PASTA (this is what i did, bc i had made a lot of pasta a few days ago, and had the leftovers stored in fridge):

> microwave pasta by itself in a bowl/plate for 1 min, covered

> add the hot sauce on top of hot pasta (microwave first if it's not hot enough)

(^i microwave sauce + pasta separately to ensure the pasta stays al dente btw... if u microwave sauce with pasta it gets soft)

(If making large batches ahead I'd store the pasta and sauce separately for the same reason... I'd prob do the same thing I did, make a large batch of pasta and then make the sauce right before eating... I just hate soft pasta tho so if u dont then dw abt it🫡 lol)

> Top w extra cheese, black pepper, parsley and serve/eat immediately!!

[carouselcometh]

The Glass Coffin Mocktail! In honor of my most beloved and favorite Saw trap 5ever :)

[rats-are-cute-recipes]

Performer's Tea

I do community theatre, and after rehearsals, my throat ends up dry and painful. I like to make this tea to soothe it. It works well for singers, actors, or anyone else using their voice. Makes enough for one serving but can easily be multiplied so you can share it with the whole cast.

Ingredients

♡ 1/4 tsp ground cinnamon

♡ 1/8 tsp ground turmeric

♡ 1 tsp ground ginger

♡ ≈1 cup boiling water

♡ 1 tsp honey

♡ 1 tsp lemon juice

Instructions

☆ Bring water to a boil in kettle. If using an electric kettle, set it to "Herbal". This should be around 212°F or 100°C

☆ Add ground spices to a teacup or mug.

☆ When water has boiled, pour small amount into cup and mix until consistency of paste. Then slowly add desired amount of water, stirring continuously

☆ Stir in honey and lemon juice

[101-android-luvr-010]

Are you not an alcoholic? Legally not allowed to drink? Going to a friend's party you weren't invited to and seeing they only have juice? Or a pregnant woman?

Perhaps this nonalcoholic drink called Synthehol, can help you not feel left out!

All you need is 1 1/2 cups of Blueberry Lemonade

1/2 cup of Pineapple juice

And one to 2 drops of blue food dye

Mix all together, garnish with a blueberry and ice. Enjoy!

[android-and-ale]

Do you have a crisper drawer full of dubious apples you know you'll never eat?

MAKE APPLE CIDER!

This is a technique, not a recipe. Don't stress about exact amounts.

It takes literally 4 minutes. Maybe 6 if you have a lot of apples and are really slow at cutting. All you need are apples, a crockpot, a knife, and water. Everything else is Nice To Have but not necessary.

It could not be easier. It's cheap. It's DELICIOUS. It makes your place smell amazing. Give it a try!

Grab your crockpot/slow cooker

Cut all the apples languishing at the bottom of your crisper drawer into quarters and toss them in. The more kinds of apples you have the better.

If you only have a few apples, pour in enough water to cover them by 3ish inches. If you have enough apples to mostly fill the crockpot, then fill it all the way up, leaving 1 inch of space at the top so it doesn't boil over.

If you have it, add a cinnamon stick, 3-5 cardamom pods, a star anise, and/or 1-12 cloves (I don't know you. How clovey do you want it?). Literally none of that is required. They're all Nice To Have.

Got any dubious citrus in your fridge? Don't waste the good stuff! Grab that shrunken lemon or orange, cut it into quarters, and toss it in, too. Again, this isn't required. All you actually need are the apples themselves.

Put on the lid. Plug it in. Come back in anywhere from 4-24 hours. Yeah, I've left mine overnight and not drained it until I got home from work the next day and it was fine.

Straining it is the only "tricky" bit.

If you have a wire mesh strainer, pour everything through that twice. It'll catch enough of the solids to give you a "full bodied" cider.

If you have a regular pasta strainer, line it with cheesecloth and pour the liquid through. It'll catch even more of the solids, but then you have to deal with the messy cheesecloth afterwards.

Throw away the apple mush afterwards and enjoy your amazing cider!

What's that? You don't want to throw away the apple mush? Okay. Fine. You CAN make applesauce too, but that will require minutes of actual work.

If you want both apple cider and cider spiced apple sauce then peel and core the apples before putting them in the crockpot. That's it. Once it's bubbled away, you strain the liquid from the solids and store them separately.

The apple mush will be much smoother than the applesauce you get at the grocery store. It's GREAT in baked goods or oatmeal.

Store both in the fridge for up to a week.

[edwin-paynes-bowtie]

Now u have to share this famous recipe 😛

Healy's Amazing Aubergine Sandwich

RECIPE MAKES 2 SANDWICHES.

You'll need:

1 loaf of Trader Joe's foccassia bread made with sun-dried tomatoes and parmesan (I may one day experiment with making my own, but I love the Trader Joe's one)

1/2 large aubergine

2 heaping tablespoons pesto (I usually make it myself, but Barilla pesto works in a pinch)

1/2 log goat cheese with herbs and spices

Olive oil for cooking

A dash of salt

A dash of pepper

Directions:

Preheat the oven to 400 degrees Fahrenheit.

While it preheats, cut up the 1/2 aubergine into thin slices. Cut those slices into quarters.

Take your 1/2 goat cheese log and crumble it into a bowl. Set the bowl aside.

Fend off any cats that start bothering you for cheese.

Put the foccassia in the oven and set it to bake for 11 minutes.

Pour olive oil into a frying pan and heat it up on the stove until it's very hot. This usually takes about 1-2 minutes.

Pour the aubergine into the pan.

Fry the aubergine for 5 minutes on medium heat. If needed, add more olive oil halfway through.

Set the aubergine aside when it finishes frying.

Fend off any lingering cats until the foccassia is done.

Take the focassia out of the oven and transfer it from a baking sheet to the cutting board.

Make sure that it is upside down on the cutting board.

While the bread is still hot (but not so hot to burn you), cut it into quarters. Again, be careful not to burn yourself.

Spread half the goat cheese onto 1 and the other half onto 3.

Place half the aubergine on 1 and the other half the aubergine 3.

Spread 1 tablespoon of pesto onto 2 and 1 tablespoon of pesto onto 4.

Let sit for 3 minutes (so the heat from the aubergine and bread melts the goat cheese.

Put 1 and 2 together to form one sandwich. Put 3 and 4 together for form another.

Eat one sandwich.

Put one in a Pyrex container in the fridge. It's good cold too and you can have it tomorrow!

Note: I usually get 2 pieces of focassia bread because it enables me to do the recipe twice for 4 sandwiches. This stops me from wasting the other aubergine half and goat cheese log half.

[ladysnowangel]

Root Beer Ice Cream

[eldritchdemonfox]

Hey hey here have a recipe

Penis Envy

absinthe

ginger beer

sprite

dollop of clover honey

licorice stick for garnish

Enjoy!

[nayyerahsworld]

Pampering my kitchen by some cinnamon rolls 🤍🍯

[nihonnojihifukainomajonoseiiki]

I made some matcha milk tea with sakura foam on top for a self-love spell.

Infuse your spirit with self-compassion and inner beauty with this soothing, magical drink.

Ingredients

1 tsp matcha powder (for self-reflection and harmony)

½ cup hot water (to cleanse and purify energy)

½ cup milk (for nourishment and comfort)

1 tbsp honey (for sweetness in life)

¼ cup heavy cream (to hold love close to your heart)

1 tbsp sakura syrup (for beauty, grace, and love)

½ tsp vanilla extract (for warmth and self-acceptance)

A pinch of pink food coloring (to embody love energy)

2 strawberry matcha Pocky sticks (for playful self-expression)

Instructions

In a heatproof bowl, whisk the matcha powder with hot water until smooth and frothy. Warm the milk and stir in honey. Pour the matcha mixture into the milk and mix well, setting the intention of self-love and balance.

In a small bowl, whisk the cream with sakura syrup, vanilla extract, and pink food coloring until lightly thickened. As you whisk, affirm: “I embrace myself with love, kindness, and grace.”

Pour the sakura foam gently over the matcha milk tea. Place strawberry matcha Pocky sticks as a final touch, visualizing joy and lighthearted self-care.

Hold the cup in your hands and take three deep breaths, feeling warmth and love flow through you. Say: “I honor myself with love and care. I am worthy, whole, and beautifully rare. With each sip, my heart shines bright, filling my soul with loving light.”

Drink slowly and mindfully, allowing the flavors and energy to wrap around you like a warm embrace.

[thestinkyman]

Hey. Don't cry. 1 part water with 1 part 5% distilled white vinegar. 1/4 cup salt for every 4 cups of brine. A pinch or two of msg (or more, I'm not a cop). Heat until everything dissolves together. Pack chopped celery and a jalapeño or two into airlock jars (pickling jar, if you have one). Add mustard seeds and peppercorns (as many as you want), and then your brine. Let sit for 3 days to 2 weeks. Yummy. Enjoy

[bearnadette]

[carouselcometh]

THE WORKING VACATION MOCKTAIL!!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE WHO SAYS YOU SHOULDN’T TAKE SOME TIME FOR YOURSELF?

[rats-are-cute-recipes]

My Grandma's Muffins

My grandma makes these muffins with fresh ingredients from her garden. I haven't had them since I was diagnosed with celiac disease at age 7, but I found her recipe and decided to convert it to gluten free. I don't think it will ever be as good as the muffins she makes, but they are close enough!

Ingredients

♡ 1 1/2 cup gluten free all purpose flour

♡ 3/4 cup ground flax seeds

♡ 3/4 cup oat bran or rolled oats

♡ 1 cup brown sugar

♡ 2 tsp baking soda

♡ 1 tsp baking powder

♡ 1 tsp salt

♡ 1 Tblsp ground cinnamon

♡ 3/4 cup milk

♡ 2 eggs, beaten

♡ 1 tsp vanilla

♡ 1/2 cup vegetable oil

♡ 2 cups shredded carrots

♡ 2 small zucchinis, shredded

♡ 2 granny smith apples, peeled and shredded

♡ 1/2 cup raisins

♡ 1/2 cup currants

Instructions

☆ Preheat oven to 350°F and prepare muffin tray

☆ Mix together dry ingredients

☆ In seperate bowl, mix milk, eggs, vanilla, and oil, then add to dry ingredients

☆ Fold in fruits and vegetables

☆ Fill muffin tins 2/3 of the way

☆ Bake 15-20 minutes

[bloodpressurecuff]

ok covid isolation korean chili

4 tbsp butter 1 yellow onion diced 3 garlic cloves minced 1 lb ground beef salt and pepper 5 tbsp gochujang generous pour of cholula scoop of cocoa powder pittance of cumin and oregano 1 cup irish stout 15 oz fire-roasted tomato sauce 500ml sagol gomtang 1 can of bushs baked beans