#my rant for the day

[kennywhoremega]

I keep getting jumped by weirdos on twitter and insta so I will be spreading my Jay White for world champ agenda exclusively on Tumblr.com sorry in advance 😂😊🔪

[opiopal]

I literally love Luke sm I get so maternal whenever I see him or hear about him

like you guys have no idea how ANGRY I get whenever someone is weird about him like GET AWAY FROM HIM THAT IS MY BOY HES JUST A LAD. and it makes me even ANGIER that solomar doesn’t do much to combat the weird behavior, him having an intimacy level thing was already weird to me, but doing nothing in the world to deter these weirdos??? And in fact feeding into it by doing crap like that BODY PILLOW?! Like actually disgusting and fowl.

And also I get upset whenever he’s mistreated in the game, and I love seeing fandom stuff of his just being a little brother/son to the others, because that’s what he DESERVES. He deserves familial LOVE and AFFECTION.

btw, if you follow me or you’re seeing this and you romantically ship Luke with adults or you view him in that way please feel free to block me bc you are disgusting and I hope all your social media gets hacked and files corrupted🙏🙏

[she-is-ovarit]

Give office workers art and plants. College staff and post office workers and IT and others in clerical work have environments of blank white walls and fluorescent lighting. And sometimes no windows. Nine hours a day. Often staring at a screen. Budget for mental health. Make it unweird to value art and fill workspaces with plants. And mother mary let them take walks every hour. We evolved to be bipedal to walk for fucking forever. It's like making a large active dog spend 9 hours in a cramped cage or leaving a salmon to live out its life cycle in a puddle. Humans need to walk. And see green. And there's literally a form of torture called white torture. Those walls should be art.

[myenemytolover]

on a different note, why are people on tiktok hating on nick chavez and acting like cooper koch hates him jfc

[crazy-narnian]

sometimes I wonder about how quickly peter, susan, edmund, and lucy had to grow up during the golden age after they’re crowned high kings and queens of narnia.

like I keep thinking about how at the time of their coronation, they’re thirteen, twelve, ten, and eight years old at the time, in other words children. and suddenly they have this massive responsibility of ruling a nation of magical talking creatures placed on their shoulders. and along with it they have to now make all of these important grown up/adult political decisions on subjects that are probably way over their heads and are most likely difficult for them to comprehend initially because let’s face it….. they are CHILDREN!

like I just imagine them hosting a political advisor or whatever from calormen or archenland at the very beginning of their reign and let’s just say their guest is like forty years old. like imagine being that guy who visits cair paravel to discuss politics with children. i mean. it’s kinda hilarious. and not be rude but if I were that guy I’d leave immediately because there is no way those children will understand what i’m here to propose/discuss with them.

but on that note, i also feel like the pevensies had to really earn their respect from other officials of neighboring nations and it just makes me think that those first few months/years of their reign must’ve been pretty tough on the four of them instead of it being all golden, joyful, and easy.

like i want to say they had to really work hard to prove themselves worthy of their titles because if i have to be realistic I’d have to say that most political advisors, rulers, ambassadors in narnia probably didn’t give them the time of day to discuss anything with them because of their ages.

granted they probably had some help from mr. & mrs. beaver, mr. tumnus, aslan, and others. but my golly these children had so much thrown at them at such young ages that it’s honestly kinda whacked and insensitive of the narnians to put so much trust, belief, and support behind them when they were only just CHILDREN.

[lunamalfoypotter]

I opened my Wattpad app after along time, and decided to look for some stories un my mother tounge, I really didn't have much expectection cause Wattpad is not the place for that,

But my fucking God the shit I found traumatised me. No disrespect to english language but, smut sounds good in this language only, tbh the stories I found were all rapey pedofile and other things, now that I'm trying to write a story in my language I can not forget the shit I read first thing in the morning and fuclkkkkk

[manta-ray-space]

I get so annoyed at anti psychiatry sentiments. It annoys me so badly. So many people just refuse to understand the concept that there are people who have Severe Mental Illness, treatment resistant, cannot function in society. I have many issues with the history of psychiatry and how things work. But it is so immature to just write it all off. Some of these people don't even know about the biopsychosocial model. They don't even know about neuropsychiatry.

[roguelov]

Genuinely why would Lila not be happy in a relationship with Diego???

THAT MAN WANTED TO BE A HERO, HE WANTED TO BE NUMBER ONE, HE WAS A FUCKING VIGILANTE FOR FUCKS SAKE HE KNEW THAT NORMAL LIFE SUCKED AND WANTED TO DO MORE!!!

AND YOURE TELLING ME LILA DIDNT THINK TO TALK WITH HIM ABOUT THAT SHIT?????? THAT MAN WOULD HAVE SAID ‘YES MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE GO WRECK HAVOC ILL PICK UP THE KIDS TODAY AND DONT FORGET NEXT WEEKEND ITS MY TURN TO GO PUNCH SOME PEOPLE’

DIEGO WOULD HAVE UNDERSTOOD “BOOKCLUB” AND HAVE SUPPORTED IT 110%

[amayabikuni]

I am so over human language especially in commercial areas and random people on the internet making shit up. WORDS MEAN THINGS GUYS. They MEAN. THINGS. there is NO such thing as "american" wagyu because the fda has no standards set like Japan does. You can legally call any beef wagyu here! It means nothing!

"Ancient volcanic rock" ancient is not a geologic term! It means nothing! You're just trying to sell nasty water!

"Purifying face product" that word means nothing! Does it chemically exfoliate? Is it just soap you need fancy words for? Stop using word vomit to push your crappy influencer products

"Detoxifying cleanse" you do not just have random toxins floating around in your body like a hysterical uterus! Things that are in your body that shouldn't be get filtered out by your liver! That's its job! Chugging kale juice does NOTHING and these magical toxins that you need (insert product here) for arent real!

Words mean shit! There are so many words and descriptors we've completely warped the meaning of just because of capitalism and influencer culture and Facebook ads and middle aged white people magazines! Stop using random words to sell your shit and sound smart to other people! Stop letting corporations say whatever they want and get away with it! I'm feral rn, I'm going to start clobbering people with dictionaries

[stefisdoingthings]

wings

[karda]

┐(´ー｀)┌

[menlove]

someone: are you okay

me: so in 1964 john lennon wrote one of his only love ballads, "if I fell" and called it auto biographical even though it doesn't match w any of his public relationships. the lyrics can easily be flipped to be about him pining for someone already in a relationship with a woman which would most likely be a man (as seen in "across the universe" where they did the song from a woman's pov to a man without changing the lyrics and it still worked). he wrote the full lyrics for the first time on the inside of a valentines day card and in the corner you can see his handwriting that says "to: paul with love" with an arrow pointing inside and some doodled hearts. it was auctioned off in the 2000s, but the description only says it was written on a plane on a card "given to paul" as a spare paper, not acknowledging the little dedication with the hearts. years later he referred to it as a "silly love song," referring back to paul's song that was in turn referring to his mocking comments. and that's why he's a fa-

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Sometimes a day makes you want a Starscream to bite and squeeze

[sharkylad]

Thinking about the fact that Mabel and Dipper didn't know they had two great uncles.

Yeah they are 12 and at 12 I had a shotty understanding of my family tree- But really? Nobody brought up their great uncle? Stanley? Especially since they'll be staying with his twin brother, Stanford?

Shermie never went to Stan's fake funeral, which to me means the twos relationship was strained on some level. If Shermie is older that means his view of Stan was poisoned in some way, that even as kids they weren't close. If the Shermie is younger then he never even got to meet Stan and all he knew about him was how he failed his family. Hell, people probably barely mentioned Stanley TO Shermie.

The fact that Stan had become a black stain upon the Pines family name makes me so vividly upset. Stanley faked his death and the family just- seemingly decided to strike him from the record. To pretend he didn't existed to spare themselves the sadness and shame.

Stanford and Shermie Pines. The only children worth mentioning of Filbrick and Caryn Pines.

It was never Stanford that was lost to the world. It was Stanley, ever since he had to leave New Jersy- it was always him that had to be struck from the record. Change his name, change his state, change his affiliations, destroy the remains of ghost that was Stanley Pines. Kill him so the family doesn't bring him up, doesn't ask questions, stops asking "Stanford" about his twin.

I just keep thinking about the fact that since the day he made one single mistake all the way up until Ford walks out of that machine- Stanley Pines was killed and did not exist. And Stan himself had no one to blame, he had to play the part in his own demise- He is the only one who ever knew Stanley was alive and has been for decades.

He lives in the multitudes of every personality he's ever taken, all in the hope that he himself can stop being Stanley Pines.

[moonstruckdraws]

Wanted to do some art of @circusinarun's swap AU of warrior Penelope (here). I want to do art and so much other stuff for the EPIC musical in general (especially since the last saga is so soon RAH), because it got me back into mythology. But I don't think I'll be doing any until after it's over.

But that doesn't mean I can't do AUs! (Hope you don't mind I used my ver. of Ares for this Kobi; it let me figure out more of his design like changing his helmet)

. . . they are best friends, right? They probably aren't, but Ares isn't that well liked by the other gods, so I think him being best friends with Penelope would be cute! Idk, it's probably me just being a fan of Ares that I don't want him to be friendless lmao.

I'm so curious on how this AU would flow, you know? Like, is Calypso a human in this AU that replaces Antinous in Little Wolf; and if so, who's on Antinous Island (don’t mind this question I can’t read)? Does Calypso trap Penelope there, if she is a goddess (ignore this too I still can’t read)? Who would Ares argue with in place of Aphrodite, or would she be in the challenge of God Games anyway? I'm assuming Eurylochus is replaced by his wife Ctimene, but is Polites in the same role?

It's a lot of questions that aren't that serious, it's just a fun AU, but I'm a curious person who loves details. I especially like thinking about how God Games would go, since no one really likes Ares other than his family, lover, and those who associate with him like Eris. It'd be on hard mode for him and it makes me sad to think about, yet so intrigued on how he'd convince them all; especially Hephaestus and Athena, but I feel like she wouldn't be so hard to convince... just stubborn against her brother to agree.

[treef-greef]

we are going to be okay....