#my random chitchat

[sbuggbot]

I don't post about SteamWorld nearly as much as I used to anymore because my adult life kind of gets in the way, but SteamWorld Heist 2 is absolutely incredible and officially the first SteamWorld game to make me outright cry (they were tears of joy).

Since the game just came out last week (still haven't beaten it yet but I'm probably about 75% of the way there), I won't go into specifics, but it's been something deeply personal and special for me. Heist was my first SteamWorld game and the one that got me into the series in the first place, and it really did change my life for the better.

[salt-n-salt]

I love how you draw eyes it's either big and silly or shut and eepy either way they're both so awesome-💥💥❤️

TEE HEEEE IM GLAD! eyes have always been so hard for me I don’t know why 🫠 half the time I draw them closed just so I don’t have to draw them at all .. lazy who

(spins big wheel) (spins big wheel) ur prize is protector jas 👇

[grimmweepers]

this stranger matched my freak today

in fact she surpassed my freak

[gaycavendish]

heartwarming: this old man posts a photo from when he started HRT 78 years ago 🩷🫶

[moonrpg]

pinkman 3 such a beautiful family. ipad baby, wine mom, guy they keep locked in their basement, and charlie

[pileofsith]

Sorry to be making text posts every single day, I'm being unusually chatty here. I'm super busy with work and I think my social levels are slowly approaching 'deserted island dweller'.

There might be a comic page update in a few hours, it's a doozy to colour in 12 figures, though.

Additionally, I tend to draw things on a smaller scale, but I made a mistake here and drew them waaaay tiny on paper. There's a panel of six figures who are all together about as big as two of my fingers.

I like to do a different main colour for different scenes, I'm happy that I managed to finally fit in purple. :3

[thevalleyoftriumph]

dude is it just me or are the splatoon 3 serverz so awful tonight 😭

[algolagniaa]

online girls don’t know this about me because I never shut up on tumblr but irl I’m painfully shy and I honestly don’t know why. it’s not social anxiety it’s not that I’m generally afraid to stand out it’s more like I just don’t know what to say in social situations, like saying words to people doesn’t occur to me unless I actually have something to say to them and with strangers I often don’t. and I do get a lot of hostility because of this although I really can’t fathom why it offends people

[footballandfiasco]

i just need you all to know that i was watching tv with my parents yesterday and the trailer for dune 2 came on. and my dad did not really like the first one because it was too long & too loud (valid). but he just sighed at the tv and said: "guess we'll have to watch this one, too. for mister chalamet." it had me creasing.

[batcalledkat]

Whoever first decided to use 'adult' to describe nsfw-things needs to personally apologize to me rn >:I

How the hecc am I supposed to differentiate between 'adult' and ✨~Adult~✨???

[nomattertheoceans]

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[sbuggbot]

Sometimes being a Muppet fan is being just a little bit obsessed and abnormal about a background/side/joke character that appeared in maybe one or two things and then disappeared forever

[yemmuishomeforthementallyunwell]

when I tell you this edit left me gobsmacked. Flabbergasted. BAMBOOZLED. It felt like I got hit by a freight train. THE GASP I GOSPE BRO

[two-reflections]

Sorry for jumping in with something a bit off-topic, but I just wanted to give this a big YES! I love this take. Not canon, obviously, but this is why I love writing about my OC squad. When you get down to the squad level, you have a manageable number of characters without them all (or any of them) needing to have chapter-defining importance. It can be so much fun to follow individuals through a particular event, to come up with group dynamics and work out how that particular squad reacts to grief or joy, how a new member changes things, etc. Ideally, a squad should exist in perfect harmony. Unfortunately, people don't quite work like that. Some are best friends, some have disagreements, and relationships and hierarchies change over time.

I don't think the concept of a relationship as an exclusive, monogamous, permanent thing would make much sense to an Astartes. A character who tries his hardest to stay by his squad or favourite brother's side to the point that he passes up a promotion? Sure, that's fun drama. But "settling down" is impossible, and grief is inevitable. Makes for some great hurt/comfort and relationship negotiation though.

I also really love how Astartes don't seem to be built to be alone - tbh, that's one of the most human things about them. It's especially easy to have fun with that as a fan of the Salamanders because they tend to be affable and seem to pack-bond with anything if they can find a bit of common ground, (Agatone and Issak come to mind for canon, though the fic I received for Secret Sanguinala has SUCH a fun version of this involving a Necron Deathmark's head!) but imo, needing others seems to be true of most if not all Astartes, Loyalist and Chaos alike. Looking outside of the Salamanders, I'd say the poster boys for this are Barabas Dantioch and Alexis Pollux.

As for sexuality, I see most Astartes as ace too. Several aroace. I'm not convinced they'd be particularly sex-repulsed in general, though. I tend towards "they are largely disinterested in the standard biological concept of sex and are unlikely to desire or seek out sexual pleasure, but various forms of physical intimacy can be used to show trust or love between two or more Brothers. Some of these forms of physical intimacy may appear sexually charged, sensual or kinky." This may be a weird take too, but I tend to go with the headcanon that a standard loyalist Space Marine couldn't get hard easily even if he did decide to have penetrative sex.

(Caveat: I'm happy to ignore all of that for spicy fic. I hope people never stop writing about Space Marines pounding each other silly. And I do have that one guy who is in a somewhat conventional relationship, though his situation is extremely context-specific.)

Unfortunately, none of my own Salamander-centric stories are finished, and it feels a bit weird to gush about my squad when no one has any reason to care about them. So, let me just say that I wish there were more people writing about their squads and the relationships (loving or otherwise) within them. I know I'd enjoy lending and borrowing characters if more people were doing that, it's a lot of fun to see your character pop up in the background of someone else's story. And it can be inspiring to see what others are doing! I've fleshed out my techmarine now after a lovely Admech fan shared their OCs with me, for example.

Last note - Now I'm wondering what Space Marine relationship self-help books would look like. "The 5 Love Languages: Astartes Edition." "Techpriests are from Mars, Astartes are from [Planet Name]." "The Ethical Squad." And this one isn't about love but for the Sergeants, Captains and Chaplains out there, "How to Talk so Marines will Listen and Listen so Marines Will Talk."

Do you consider an Astartes/Astartes relationship to fit within canon lore? Of course without Slaaneshi corruption that is. Everyone goes on about how Space Marines are indoctrinated and modified to not want such things, even if their interactions are incredibly shippable. Just wanted to know your take!

In my opinion, it always depends on the definition of a relationship.

Astartes are no longer fully human, especially in their emotions. They get extra glands that produce extra hormones, have a number of interesting enzymes at their disposal that would kill a normal human being and, finally, have gone through an extremely inhumane child-soldier indoctrination. That stuff does things to people!

That's why I believe that a "normal" (in the sense of "100% like other people") relationship is no longer possible with them.

But something of their own, born out of their physiology and psychology? Absolutely!

Because the Emperor is not stupid and has the experience of millennia, which he certainly won't just leave out when he's assembling super soldiers again. He knows that a bond of love and friendship makes a squad incredibly effective. He has seen this in Sparta, in the Roman legion or with the Knights of the religious Orders. Small units that are not only built on function, but are emotionally connected, achieve much more! The whole is actually greater than the sum of the parts.

That's why I believe that Astartes tend towards squad-sized, tight-knit asexual-polyamorous constellations. Ideally, they love their squadmates unconditionally and do everything for each other. This can also lead to problems, as even super-soldiers still have a human foundation - but in general it's all very romantically orientated.

With variations depending on the legion/gene-seed, of course. In the case of Emperor's Children, even this bond manifests itself with a lot of competitive behaviour, while Ultramarines together compensate for their fear of not always having everything under control, sometimes turning into aggression and needing very clear hierarchies to feel comfortable.

As a result, Astartes find it difficult to operate individually for prolonged amounts of time - as you can see with He'Stan or Narek, for example. This quickly leads to depression.

But these are all just observations on my part - please take them with a grain of salt!

And it doesn't stop me from believing in romantic relationships (Lucius and Saul!) because I like drama.

[sunny-jumpscare]

yes I know that the post is duplicated but rn I’m doing some tests hope you don’t mind

For some reason my posts are not showing up in the tags which is interesting

EDIT: huh... seems like the second one ended up appearing, even though the only thing I took out was the sign “-” from “-tan” and “it took me out”. Wonder if there’s some kind of filter because of those words 🤔

[shuenkio]

𝐈'𝐦 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐢𝐭? | Ksn.

Paring: Sunoo x M!reader | Genre: Smut! Very.

Synopsis: Not only is he upset that you spend less time with him, but the fact he saw a random guy said hi to you and you flash a smile so bright. That's when his inner beast came out.

Cw: jealousy, cumming, cursing (any other else was explicit so bad, read at your own risk)

Non proof read | Eng is not my 1st language

This is a work of fanfiction, do not throw unnecessary tantrums on this nsfw/sfw blog. ©Shuenkio

𝐀𝐍: writing a bias who look like an angel was... Something. Anyway writing smut is still limited because I'm still trying, some awkward part might happen and yeah, I might cringe in the future seeing this. Enjoy reading. ( Request From anon)

A group project from your professor made you start to spend less time with your lovely boyfriend, Sunoo. Every weekend after your class, you'd often come home at 7 p.m., which is unusual.

Sunoo finds it weird that you're coming home late these past few weeks, till he thought you'd cheated on him. However, who knows, when you went to sleep, he always checked your phone and your account in every corner to make sure you weren't doing anything out of his sight, and it's true you did not have anybody else other than him and a group chat of friends.

After that, he started to realize that you probably keep a distance from him by spending more time with your friends, almost prioritizing them over him. Which made him upset for some reason but was soon replaced by madness mixed with jealousy. You've never smiled at anyone or anybody approaching you, but for today, when coming home after finishing groceries with him, during the time he's paying, he saw a guy coming at you and said, 'hello' Not only that, he thought you'd be creeped out by a stranger's face; instead, a bright smile appeared on your face.

That's irritated him so much; when he saw that, you were changed now. At home. While he was unloading the foods into the fridge, Sunoo saw you lying on the bed as you were making a phone call with one of your friends.

He decided that he'd have to finish all the action you have been taking, throwing him into the edge, which he can't back down now; if he couldn't bang tf out of you tonight, he'd be dead.

"M/n!" The door is opened by a strong pair of arms as he knocks softly on it twice, but you can't seem to pay any attention to him or notice him behind you with your back facing him. The ignorance not only boils him more, but the heat in his body continues to grow like a chemical burn.

You should at least turn your back or respond to him; there's no way you couldn't hear, yet nothing comes out of your mouth. It's all busy chitchatting with your close buddy about nonsense things and group projects. The temperature has reached its limit. The innocent boyfriend, who was like an angel, gentle and bubbly to you, turns 360° at the spot.

His jaw tightened as his gaze was painted black. Without any warning, he closed the door slowly, locked it as he took off his shirt, left him with his sleeveless top on, and made his way behind you.

"Yeah, lol, bye, see you tomorrow." gasps escape as you feel an arm placed underneath your shorts. When you turn around, you see Sunoo completely turned on, and he looks just like he just came out of hell.

"S-sunoo! What are you doing?" Nervously asking, you were about to turn around, but his strong strength left you unmoved.

"You were such a bad boy for these past few weeks, m/n; you left me alone and spent time with your friends instead of me. A lot, no too much. Have you forgotten you have your boyfriend here, desperate for your love?" He explains with a stern tone that all he said was true; nevertheless, you try to deny the fact that you have to complete the group project.

But all the things you've said now are useless; he knows everything, and if you keep denying, there's no reason why you could be able to walk tomorrow, maybe or maybe not.

"Go on, what do you have next? Not only that, the guy I saw earlier at the store looks like a creep, but you still flash your only smile for me to him? M/n, what's this all about?" Get a hold of his control, and while his finger lingers on the entrance of your ass, circle around and attempt to slide in, but he gives you time to explain that the lie would only push more in.

"I—he that guy—he was a friend of mine; we go to the same college." sweating soaks your forehead as you try your best to make your statement. Later, you find yourself crying out in pleasure as you feel a finger slide inside of you.

"Oh really? Hm... I think I've never seen him before. If he were your friend, why have you never told me about him? Most of your friends with whom you interact are all in your contact list, but not him? I know if you did, you'd think I'd be jealous, but unfortunately, I am jealous, by my own sight!!! For now, let's see who's belong to who shall we m/n?"

The innocent is gone, the lamp in your heart making you speechless with no more words coming out to argue with the matter of fact. Ripped off your short away, as he smirked in Maniac, he had never been like this; he used to be a sugar pie gummy bear, but now? A total psycho who's probably fucking the hell out of you tonight.

"Foreplay is dumb; why not get into it, hm? I look like a beautiful cloud, baby boy, but a clout can also be a dangerous cloud when it's raining." Before you can react, a cock spring frees out of his pant, the leaking pre-cum making your dick twitch. Never in your relationship have you seen each other's private parts, but look! It's paler than your thigh. The size might be normal, but what happens if he knows how to...?

"I'm going in, boy. I'll take care of you after these hours." The dark, low chuckle gives you goosebumps, and soon enough, Sunoo slides his cock in, raw! Losing control of himself once he was inside of you. His eyes painted in wide white, listening to your whimpering sound, even turned him on to the edge.

All he wanted right now was to claim you as his. Thrusting in, wasting no more time, with both of your hands locked by him on your back in one hand, he never worked out nor did he have an abs, but he's strong, strong, tbh. The wet liquid of his pre-cum gives him smooth access to push in even deeper. The first time with you was worth it, and he knows you're low-key loving it.

"Shit, why does it feel so good?" Everyone would be moaning, whimpering, or cursing out of pleasure, yet for Sunoo, he's crying out of pleasure. Tears streaming down on his pretty face, with your countless can't-take-it huffs only to make him fasten his pace, Sunoo's balls continue to slap against your balls, mixed with the wet sound you'd often hear in a beat of music. It's so hot and aroused that your body is twirling under his touch, adjusted, and squeezing in his cock, begging for more.

"Sun—Nghuu... I feel strange, faster!!" Wiping his satisfied tears away, he then responded back with both of his hands locking, wrapped around your hip before going all in, one thrust in a first attempt, making his cock disappear suddenly.

Your jaw almost cracks when his tip reaches the most sensitive spot ever in your body, the prostate. Saliva is leaking out of your lips like hunger, as is a massive load of cum shooting out on the bed sheet. When he saw that you were cumming, a weird feeling approached him, like a string intertwined in one, a wave of jolt hitting the shaft of his before he exploded inside of your ass.

It was messy, but it just hit the spot of pleasure. The odor of stain cum began to fill the room, and both of you then collapsed on the bed while still connected with each other.

"It feels good, right, m/n?" Nod to the question as a warm smile appeared on his face. Patting your head out of cuteness.

"Good boy, we're only here once; nobody else interrupts us. You got it? Now let's restore your energy; your trembling is too much." And that is how you know: you will never leave him alone again, ever. All innocent guys are wild, and you can't change that.

"Goodnight 내사랑" 

Ps: Some requests I might write and some I might decline just because. sometimes I feel horrible when I won't be able to do it, 🥹 surwy to some anon had asked me ><

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