#my radio

[prosorinos]

You knew it would come to this

[heartapnea]

[a-fix-of-muses]

Currently Listening To: "My Radio" by Che Lingo, Roger Taylor, Queen

[liberumalas]

People having fun with Alastor's shadow, Part 1

[inbabylontheywept]

I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be

a). I needed to watch that car and

b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.

It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.

Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.

So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.

She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?

And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:

"Because it was foretold."

And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.

I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.

[drowninnoodles]

Im thinking about this

thanks @tranquil-slaughterhouse

[thesociallyanxioussociopath]

Very much inspired by that Valentine Pin-Up Alastor merch where the only significant change is him having his bow-tie unclipped.

Anyway, happy valentine day sike, it's Aro week and we are begrudgingly going on dates to help our friends with their heist. Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 (end)

[trisiyamoon]

I need this duo🦌🍎

[dragengyrr]

STAB! STAB! STAB!

[goldsnek]

Idk I made this at 4AM

[r4diopl4y]

Just had to join in on drawing this fucking thing

[prosorinos]

Help me, if you can

It's just that this is not the way I'm wired

So, could you please help me understand why

You've given in to all these reckless dark desires?

You're lying to yourself again, suicidal imbecile

Think about it, you're pounding on a fault line

What'll it take to get it through to you, precious?

I'm over this. Why do you wanna throw it away like this?

Such a mess, why would I wanna watch you?

Disconnect and self-destruct

One bullet at a time

What's your rush, now?

Everyone will have his day to die

Medicated drama queen

Picture perfect, numb belligerence

Narcissistic drama queen

Craving fame and all its decadence

[chubs-deuce]

woe, fuzzy Alastor propaganda be upon ye

[liberumalas]

Alastor's nice little daily walk in Pentagram City.

[thethoriumreactor]

Have a meme because I have no self control

Lucifer just seems like the kinda guy who’d lose his mind over ppl being too hot (our bi short king)

I spent way too much effort on this pls like it ily 🙏

Bonus (radioapple) doodles as always (edit: I. I just realised I forgot Al’s monocle in both doodles. I am dying inside. Why did no one tell me.):