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Boom. It’s cat jmart.

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I have a feeling that drink is gonna end up with Fearne.

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Villain and violent

Infant and innocent

Baby, both arms cradle you now

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Thank you for teaching us about the insides :) from mag 34 - anatomy class

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they are not lying when they say “take breaks or ur body will schedule one for u” my body has scheduled one for me all week and i really dont like it very much

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Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.

Me: *instantly ragdolls*

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i hate fatigueee its so stupid. ohh when im home i'll do this or that Nope. replacing all of your bones with pure titanium now. Goodbye

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Normal people: hey man how's it going

Guy who loves spreadsheets: can I make you a spreadsheet

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Noshir Dalal: make no mistake, i am not a god. i am just a little baby construct boy and you have to feed me healing points like an infant bird. but do not worry because i'm also your only hope.

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Are you here to take me to Mama?

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Rewatching ep3 and every time I think about the Emissary I get choked up, so I painted them again! He’s going home, and there will be light 🍎

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Dorian is playing mind games he doesn’t even know exist with this fit.

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in response to the Among Us and CR collab

enjoy the stupidity of my brain

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"the shark does not bother itself with the krill"

Unless it's a basking shark

Or a mega mouth shark

Or a whale shark

Get your facts straight Ludinus

Actually while we're at it "I have no aspirations of leadership" motherfucker you're the leader of the Cerberus Assembly which at this point is controlling the ENTIRE Dwendalian Empire

Try saying things that are true idiot

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Folks were asking how I came to my thoughts on The Lawbearer...

My basic premise all stemmed from a notion... perhaps the Gods do not choose their pantheons, but the choices they made in the Before Times defined them in ways they never expected... or wanted. And for some of the Gods, their pantheon is not just the source of great power, or a heavy burden of responsibility, but a yoke that they suffer under.

I love backstory, too, I make up head-canon like crazy: I dreamt of titanic battles between The Lawbearer and The Wildmother before they were lovers... when they were mortal enemies, championing their domains... The Wildmother fighting to keep the world natural and feral, The Lawbearer carving out bastions of protection where civilization may take root. But the one cannot coexist with the other. I think those fights scarred the lands of Exandria... massive mountain peaks made from the broken teeth of a Wolf of mythic proportions... canyons and rivers formed from the spinning shards of a Divine Axe, shattered in combat.

Also... The Lawbearer is often depicted fully hooded, wearing a blindfold, or hidden behind an almost mask-like visage... I think her perfectly symmetrical face now bears deep scars from those times. A constant reminder that balance, civilization, and community must be fought for. That peaceful times are bought with the blood of the faithful. And that love often comes with a terrible price.

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This is exactly what happened in the Honda odyssey