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gotta love matthew mercer

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starting a collection

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I can’t believe they’re making me do my degree I signed up for

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MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!

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💚💙

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Pâté isn't the only one who could've been eldritch blasted that night

(the painting is "Disturbed Sleep" (1849) by Johann Peter Hasenclever)

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Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

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Boop PSA, for Mobile Users:

To Boop - either tap the boop button next to someone's name or go to their blog and tap the cat paw icon

To Super Boop - go to someone's blog and hold the cat paw icon until it spins once, then let go

To Evil Boop - go to someone's blog and hold the cat paw icon until it spins twice, then let go

Can't Boop - either you or the person you're trying to Boop hasn't opted in yet

To Opt In - go to your feed and you'll see the boop-o-meter and the option to opt in

I'll update this when I know how to get certain badges and such.

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Everyone rn:

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I should be allowed into every museum’s archives actually

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We lay here for years or for hours Your hand in my hand, so still and discreet So long, we'd become the flowers We'd feed well the land and worry the sheep

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It's so funny that Essek 'fuck the Luxon' Thelyss was taken in by Ludinus 'fuck the Gods' Da'leth and within the span of three years was like 'yeah this guy is gross' and fucked off to play house with Caleb 'fuck the Assembly' Widogast. It might be the funniest (derogatory) thing that's happened in Da'leth's entire life.

Like all he had to do to keep Essek was give him half an ounce of affection and the occasional piece of research, and he fucked it up, so now he has to deal with this fruity little elf being Exandria's one man taxi service to the most annoying adventuring groups.

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i have a runny nose so im gonna stop by the pharmacy and pick up a curved greatsword to behead myself with

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I like to think Laudna uses minor illusion kinda like keeping a Polaroid in your wallet

Meaning: whenever she’s away from Imogen for a mission or something she’ll minor illusion a little imogen just to see her

She just misses her wife sm guys