#my potato boii

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@idratherlivefreetofail has the original post of pictures :)

The fact that this mans can go from this to this

And then to this-

Truly a man of many faces

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When you video chat with your crush

When you’re finally talking to your crush and you’re trying to act normal and hide your feelings like:

[serenity-bitty]

THIS IS A MOMENTOUS OCCASION HOLY SHIT.

Okay. As an autistic person, I have had texture issues my ENTIRE LIFE. And I have mourned for so many foods that TASTE and SMELL absolutely fantastic, but my body refused to swallow. Mourned. Grieved these foods. I can't eat mashed potatoes, I can't eat applesauce, I can't even have a French fry too thick because the texture of mashed potato happens inside the fries.

And I certainly can't eat ground meat.

That's right. Be it beef, chicken, turkey or any other meat, I cannot eat ground meat. No sloppy joes, no hamburger, cheeseburger, big Mac, whopper. NONE OF IT.

Barbeques and cookouts are a special kind of hell for me, to say the least.

And don't get me wrong, sometimes there are moments that give me a small sliver of hope.

On rare occasion, I will outgrow my issues with one type of texture.

I couldn't stand avocados until I was 25 years old. But now? I LOVE them.

After so many years, though, I had given up hoping.

But tonight.

Tonight I was blessed.

My roommate, Maddie, has a good amount of money. Not like rich, but enough to be considered stable and she has the help of her family as well. She can afford nice things.

And one of those nice things was a package of on-sale wagyu ground beef.

And if you don't know what that is, come back to this post after you've gone down a YouTube/Googling rabbit hole about it, and you will understand.

Even if it is discounted, frozen grocery store brand beef, you do NOT disrespect the fucking wagyu. Don't even risk it.

So my roommate is lying on the couch and she isn't feeling well, there's a shortage of her blood pressure medication, so she's having a bit of trouble doing things.

So she asks me to do her a favor and check if the meat she was gonna cook was defrosted yet.

I checked, it was upside down in the bowl, and it was defrosted, but when I turned the package around to see what it was (plastic was too foggy to see) I nearly screamed.

"YOU GOT FUCKING WAGYU BEEF!?!?! HOW MUCH DID THIS COST YOU?!?!"

She seemed a little sheepish for a second, and I kinda felt bad for blurting that out, so I quickly moved on to offering to help her cook it. Because I can't eat ground beef, however, I never really cooked a burger before, so she has to teach me a bit.

I helped her off the couch and we decided it would be less labor-intensive on Maddie if we broiled it in the air fryer.

So she seasoned it and got it started, splitting it up into two halves. I cut up the ingredients and put away the other half of the meat while the patty cooked and she rested in the office. She didn't even ask me to do all of those things, I just did it to help. I flipped it and double checked with her to make sure it was properly cooked.

It came out medium.

I was honestly excited to see her try it, like it is NOT every day you get to see this kind of delicacy.

I'm so broke even seeing someone eat fancy food is an event for me 🙃

(but in my defense, I was pretty fucken high when this happened.)

Anyway, so she eats it and I'm asking her how it is, give us the juicy (pun intended) DEETS.

And she is thorough in her description. And even MY mouth starts to wonder at the thought of tasting it.

And then. I had a thought.

If she lets me try a bite, I can do a bit of an experiment.

If even the texture of a WAGYU. FUCKING. BURGER. Makes me gag.

I would give up on ever enjoying the texture of a burger.

But if not, ohohoho.... I would never stop searching, never stop struggling, never stop trying to find a burger with a texture and budget I could stand.

So I start to work up the courage to ask if I could try a bite.

But she actually offered it to me before I could even get the chance!

I explained what I was thinking to her, and she was a bit interested in my little experiment.

So she hands me the burger.

It's on a bakery bun, with Mediterranean Cheddar (FANCY AS FUCK BOII), Whataburger ketchup, mustard, and some good ole Texas Pickles.

I let the smell hit my nose, and almost audibly gulped.

I took the bite.

Oh. My. God.

It was the best damn thing I'd ever eaten, let alone the first burger I could ever truly enjoy. Holy hell.

I felt like Squidward after his first Krabby Patty.

I had to break into a vault. I needed more. I felt tears prick the corners of my eyes out of both pure joy and deep despair.

I wasn't about to eat more than the one bite I was given. That would be incredibly rude and also just plain mean.

I handed it back to her, desperately hiding my urge to eat it.

I don't know if she noticed, or if she's literally just that fucking nice (and believe me she has shown me nothing but kindness) but she literally offered me the other half of the meat to make my own burger.

I could have cried.

"A-are you sure?"

"Yes, my mom gets me this kind of stuff all the time! Go ahead!"

Bruh.

Avocado, bakery bun, onions, ketchup, and that Mediterranean Cheddar.

Hooo boy. The only thing that would have made this better would be if I had toasted the bun.

Even the grease tasted good. THE. GREASE. Autistic people and grease don't exactly tend to mix!!!! And usually, I don't like too much grease. But this was amazing, an explosion of grease mingling in with the juice of the meat. And the way it interacted with the toppings and the bun.... Oh fuck.

I now understand what Gabriel Iglesias meant when he talked about food. I sounded like I was making love to that burger, and I didn't care.

I may as well have been a judge in shokugeki no soma.

It was glorious. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth. I could die happy.

Also it makes me more like Sans Undertale and that makes me happy.

[jzixuans]

decided to test smth out and guess who my guinea pig was

anyways this was all one layer (bg not included), one brush, and no sketch which took me maybe an hour and a half? two? which is pretty good if i do say so myself

general taglist:

@ultimate-queen-of-fandoms2 @merlybird500 @stardustlogan @ajdraws0430 @notveryglittery @minamishipsit-secondround @bumble-bitch-sanders @evilmuffin @spacedouterri @amazing-creepyfloof @vergeangst @ihateitwhenyourejustvague @loganberrysanders @katie-the-noble-fangirl @shesavampirequeen @wowimsogoddamnoriginal @backatthebein @mowuune @potato--justpotato @nonbinaryroyaltylove @vampirexrightsxactivist @thatspongebobkidmeme @whiterubys @iamdarknessiamdeath @queerly-traumatic @ollyollyoxinfree @lance-alt @specklefreckle15 @music-magic-mayhem @wicked-universe @a-soul-among-the-stars @reinefandoms @sleepyssnail @remussvscohangout @enby-ralsei @nonbinary-lizard-2 @iamsigningmylifeaway @aidex35 @melodiread @pattons-cat-hoodie @ksfoxsoxs @im-an-error-404 @storytellerofuntoldlegends @unstable-dreamer-2000 @rothebook @foreverfangirlalways @analogical-mess @whispers-stuff-in-your-ear @vibe-unchecked @the-angry-child @whats-up-kiddos @musical-nerd18 @djpurple3 @intrusively-remus @y-n-a-h-t-e-b @ha-i-dont-know-either @thefingergunsgirl @anxiousnotaesthetic @draculawithajetpack @true-chaotic-dumbass @hexatrash @snek-boii @weird-writer-fan 

[cl0udstrife]

i got tagged by @lovecorethot i am just gonna tag my mutuals if they want to do this: @renrentime @midnights-wonderland @sariamadea-the-tiefling @clownzies @kokutenn @confusion-is-wonderful @shegotistical @halibee @loverspells @loudobjectprincess @frog-boii @purplesoultyphoon @finalfantasyvii @enjayalways @stainedinlavenderblood @stupid-hiccups @ohmygoshjoshua @guyfi3ri @eevree and @ everyone else who wants to do this

rules: answer 30 questions and tag 20 blogs you are contractually obligated to know better

name: krystal

gender: whatever ditto is star sign: virgo sun, pisces moon, taurus rising height: um 4′9-ish??? time: 5:57pm birthday: sept 16 favorite bands: mother mother, florence & the machine, marianas trench, my chemical romance, bastille, smallpools, gorillaz, studio killers, and prob more im forgetting favorite solo artists: marina & the diamonds, kim petras, allie x, dua lipa, bonnie mckee, carly rae jepsen, lola blanc, kesha, hayley kiyoko, shawn wasabi, and prob more im forgetting (again) song stuck in my head: nothing’s real by shura

last movie: advent children i think? last show: criminal minds when did you create this blog: i think 2012 maybe? what do i post: memes, video games, cats, mythology, writing stuff, and whatever fandoms i currently like last thing googled: bastille (bc i was trying to remember if that was a band or not) do i get asks: yea sometimes, but most of them r from my girlfriend 💜 why i chose my url: i love cloud strife and the original one is just gone to the wind bc some fucko used it for something they shouldnt have i guess bc its just gone forever, never to be seen again why you originally joined tumblr: homestuck i think???? why you stayed: i can pretend that im mysterious even tho theres not a single mysterious bone in my oversharing body average hours of sleep: too many or too few so thats very... hard to tell lucky numbers: 8, 5, 13 instruments: i guess i could play on my cats stomach like a drum what am i wearing: a bb8 shirt and pajama pants dream job: writer, editor, cat cafe owner (i can dream), scourge of the night, etc. i just want to have a chill time who knows what my goals really are dream trip: japan last book i read: i am currently trying to read house of leaves it is very hard favorite food: changes based on my mood, but some favorites include pierogies, nachos, mashed potatoes, mango, cheesecake, etc. nationality: american favorite song: of all time probably the outsider by marina & the diamonds

top three fictional universes: final fantasy, persona, dragon age bc i love them so much

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Tag 8 people you want to know better

Thank you for tagging me @padraigendragon :)

Favorite Color: umm, maybe forest green or greyish sea blue idk

Last Song: Behind the Sea (on Pretty Odd by PATD)

Favorite Musicians: no idea really but AnnenMayKantereit, The Front Bottoms, Keaton Henson, Mumford and Sons, The Smiths, The Clash, Gogol Bordello and Danny Schimdt all produce God Tier bops

(obviously you can tell that i am very decisive lol)

Last Movie: Wristcutters: A love story (it’s a really good film)

Last TV Show: Moomins (the 1977 version)

Favorite Characters: Persephone (Hadestown), Snufkin (Moomins), Minerva McGonagall, Tom Riddle (HP), Whizzer (Falsettos), Zeniba (Spirited Sway), Crowley (Good Omens), Steerpike (Gormenghast) and Eeyore (Winnie the Pooh)

(again, very decisive lmao)

Sweet, spicy, or savory: probably savoury

Bubbly water, coffee, or tea: green tea all the way boiis <3

Pets: My baby Potato, she’s the most meek and pathetic cat alive but i love her more than anything. i will lick your eyeballs if you hurt her

>:(

:)

tagging: @falling-out-trees-101 @randomfandomginger @five-frogs-in-a-trenchcoat @hyucket @deliriumzer0 @sicklythiasus

I really don’t know and i’m so sorry about this lol. some are just from my activity bar so feel free to ignore. i also couldn’t think of 8 but i think 6 is better than none and at least it’s more than half :))

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Pass the happy! 🌻 When you receive this, list 5 things that make you happy and send this to 10 of the last people in your notifications!

1. Sleep

2. Food

3. Game Grumps

4. Writing

5. My friends (IRL and on tumblr)

@amarettini-chan

@blue-mask-boii

@potato-chip

@whit-from-skyhold

@terryfphanatics

@avagrace238

@bardknocklife

@thepersonalord

@memesmemeseverywhere

@creepypasta-shtick

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I don’t usually do tag games bc reasons but oke here- “if I were” tag game

If I were a month I’d be September (*cough cough birth month always fave*)

If I were a day of the week I’d be Thursday (I dunno, I’ve always felt a weird connection with Thursday’s)

If I were a planet id be Pluto (bc fuck you)

If I were a sea animal I would be an octopus cuz they smart boiis

If I were a god/dess I’d be grumpy cat (jk I’d be Athena or something (although Athena is wayy more dignified than me))

If I were a piece of furniture I’d be spoon

If I were a gemstone I’d be labradorite

If I were a flower plant I’d be an oak tree (I don’t like comparing myself to flowers, they’re too fragile and beautiful)

If I were a weather I’d be soft September rain

If I were a color I’d be anything but orange

If I were an “emotion” I’d be inspiration

If I were a fruit I’d be corn (shut up, corn is my god, my wife and my unfairly attractive acquaintance)

If I were a sound I’d be the soft lapping of waves as you wait for Black Parade to begin

If I were an element I’d be water, maybe earth (I am the mud god)

If I were a place I’d be home

If I were a mythological creature I’d be Sphinx

If I were a taste I’d be corn (because!!! corn!!!!)

If i were a scent I’d be rooibos vanilla tea, forest after rain and also corn

If I were an object I’d be a scrappy notebook

If I were a body part I’d be brain (squishy)

If I were a song I’d be the deafening silence as you try to pick between the way too many songs on your playlist

Also thanks @thetalentedmsripleysworld for tagging me, v nice

@the-tangerine-overlord @jup-just-a-potato @myhairisgreen @bagels-almost-definitely-exist @onlyoneformeisme @extremeloser @drawings-gallore @wishingforserendipity @the-bad-gay

[sun-breath]

it’s almost 2am and I couldn’t fall asleep so I made the greatest decision ever and started watching bellarke videos on youtube from 2014-2016 and I’m ugly crying in my bed wrapped in a duvet looking like a potato :(

bellarke makes me so emo wtf?! also the editors are doing such a good work, they’re so talented, they spend so much time and put passion in those videos oh boii they need to be appreciated more

ugh I don’t know if I’m crying because of the talent or because of the bellarke anymore God help

my eyes are filled with tears that I barely even see what I'm writing lol

Ok bye

[hakuryen]

Get To Know Me Tag!

rules: answer 30 things about yourself and then tag 20 blogs you’d like to get to know better!

Thanks for tagging me @allofmylovelove !

I’ll be tagging: @cjwritesfanfiction , @liravell , @lasttimeladyofgallifrey , @loperap , @1floweredcrown and anyone else who sees this and wants to join in!

For those tagged, as always, you don’t have to do it if you don’t want to!

About Me

nickname: Ren 

pronouns: She/her

zodiac: cancer

height: 168cm/5′5′’

age: 18

time: 4:20pm (HAH)

favourite artists:  

music artists: FOB, P!atD, (everything in that direction), BTS, EXID (this list could be much longer but I’m gonna cut it here)

art artists: ALL OF MY ARTSY MUTUALS. also leonid afremov

song stuck in my head: BTS - Idol

last movie i saw: Doctor Strange

last thing i googled: what my height is in feet. 

other blogs: @hakuoryen used to be my main

do i get asks: nope but I’d love to

why i chose my url: it’s a mix-up of my nickname and my (then) favorite character in the anime Magi, Hakuryuu

following: 85

what am i wearing: comfy black leggings + black doctor who shirt

dream job: I’m gonna quote Ella: “hell if i know man”

dream trip: Around the world in 80 days. I’d like to meet all my online friends at least once and I’m interested in a lot of asian contries

favorite food: Lasagna, Spinach, good ol German boiled potatoes with Quark

play any instruments: piano boii but I’m not that good

favourite song: I don’t tend towards having the ultimate favourites in things

play(ed) any sports: Okay this might sound weird to anyone who hasn’t grown up in an area where this is a thing, but I was in the Youth Fire Brigade, where teams of kids/teens compete against each other in 3 different categories

hair colour: brown

language/s you speak: German & English

random fact: I’ll begin working as an Au Pair in London in nearly exactly one week

describe yourself with an aesthetic: one day in bright colours, the next in all black; rainy days with tea and cat-cuddles 

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Caption this

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When I told the people in my Great Pyrenees fb group that I was having issues with Toby peeing on the Christmas tree some lady commented "he belongs outside"

😂

Oh really???

You think Mr. Couch potato wants to be outside? He has a dog door and full access to the outdoors, but he'd much rather be following me around all day in the house or sleeping. He goes outside, patrols a bit, does some barking, and then runs inside looking for his mama. Sometimes I'll hide from him and he'll panic. Baby boii didn't get the memo that he's a farm dog. 😂

[mrsarnasdelicious]

Bless me with some soft Trick hcs, like what he likes to do with a partner on a lazy Sunday morning 💞

Trick and thusly by proxy @tricktribecky is my soft boiii

He is the best at lazing around

Our #1 couch potato

S-N-U-G-G-L-E-S

You wake up before him, always

But as soon as you try to get out of bed, he’s awake and he needs skin to skin contact

You both sleep naked, bc yesterday was Saturday night and you had wild sex after which you just fell asleep

So here you are pressed against his warm soft body with all his skinny limbs wrapped around you

‘Now now lovely boy/lady, you ain’t going anywhere‘

Tries to kiss, but ehw Ry, you have morningbreath, don’t do that

Spooning for ten minutes

Then his hands and mouth wander

Morningsex is of course what this boii is aiming for

BASKING IN THE AFTERGLOW

You: We should get up. Him: No second round

Stealing stuff from the kitchen for breakfast in bed

Second round

‘Shit we smell, we oughta shower’

So you take a long bath together

‘You wana go again, fuck Ry, you are insatiable’

Lazy sunday morning, more like ‘shit it already 3 in the afternoon and we only just got dressed’

[jzixuans]

in which the boyfriend squad got him these hoodies as a joke but now he loves them unironically so it’s just a Thing in wickhills to get your local lord of the forest whatever dumb hoodie you come across

(most of them are custom ordered by roman)

this virgil is from love and other fairytales by @tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors

hoodie transcription from left to right and top-down:

momma’s little eldritch horror (+ elliott taught him this one can you Believe)

scary spider in the streets; secret cuddler in the sheets

don’t talk to me or my sister or my sister or my sister or my sister or my sister or my sister or my sister ever again

i woke up like this (yes his mug does say fuck)

his homicidal highness

spider-man wishes he was me (+ remy + roman = Bad Influence)

much too old for this shit (+ *snoring*)

general taglist:

@ultimate-queen-of-fandoms2 @merlybird500 @stardustlogan @ajdraws0430 @notveryglittery @minamishipsit-secondround @bumble-bitch-sanders @evilmuffin @spacedouterri @amazing-creepyfloof @vergeangst @ihateitwhenyourejustvague @loganberrysanders @katie-the-noble-fangirl @shesavampirequeen @wowimsogoddamnoriginal @backatthebein @mowuune @potato--justpotato @nonbinaryroyaltylove @vampirexrightsxactivist @thatspongebobkidmeme @whiterubys @iamdarknessiamdeath @queerly-traumatic @ollyollyoxinfree @lance-alt @specklefreckle15 @music-magic-mayhem @wicked-universe @a-soul-among-the-stars @reinefandoms @sleepyssnail @remussvscohangout @enby-ralsei @nonbinary-lizard-2 @iamsigningmylifeaway @aidex35 @melodiread @pattons-cat-hoodie @ksfoxsoxs @im-an-error-404 @storytellerofuntoldlegends @unstable-dreamer-2000 @rothebook @foreverfangirlalways @analogical-mess @whispers-stuff-in-your-ear @vibe-unchecked @themultishipperchild @whats-up-kiddos @musical-nerd18 @djpurple3 @intrusively-remus @y-n-a-h-t-e-b @ha-i-dont-know-either @thefingergunsgirl @anxiousnotaesthetic @draculawithajetpack @true-chaotic-dumbass @hexatrash @snek-boii @weird-writer-fan 

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Potato and Ground beef Gratin.

Hey everyone, hope you are having an amazing day today. Today, I will show you a way to prepare a distinctive dish, potato and ground beef gratin. One of my favorites food recipes. This time, I am going to make it a bit tasty. This is gonna smell and look delicious.

Potato and Ground beef Gratin is one of the most popular of current trending foods on earth. It's appreciated by millions daily. It's simple, it's quick, it tastes delicious. They are nice and they look fantastic. Potato and Ground beef Gratin is something that I've loved my whole life.

To begin with this particular recipe, we must prepare a few ingredients. You can have potato and ground beef gratin using 10 ingredients and 8 steps. Here is how you cook it.

The ingredients needed to make Potato and Ground beef Gratin:

{Prepare of ground beef or turkey.

{Get of potatoes, boiled.

{Get of salt.

{Make ready of pepper.

{Get of stems of fresh Thyme.

{Take of finely chopped onion.

{Take of flour.

{Get of milk.

{Make ready of shedded cheese.

{Get of butter.

Instructions to make Potato and Ground beef Gratin:

Brown ground beef, or turkey. Drain off access grease when done. Add salt and pepper to meat..

Take boiIed potatoes and mash them..

In saucepan melt butter and add chopped onion stir for 2 minutes..

Add in flour and Thyme stir until bubbly remove from heat..

Add milk place back on heat and stir until bubbly..

Add 2 cups of shedded cheese. Stir until melted and smooth. Turn heat off. Remove from heat..

In a greased 13 x 9 dish layer half of the potatoes, top with meat, top with remaining potatoes. Pour cheese sauce on top. Bake for 30 min covered..

Top with remaining cheese and bake for 15min..

So that's going to wrap this up for this special food potato and ground beef gratin recipe. Thanks so much for reading. I am sure you will make this at home. There's gonna be interesting food in home recipes coming up. Remember to bookmark this page in your browser, and share it to your family, friends and colleague. Thank you for reading. Go on get cooking!

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How Exo Was Formed

SM: Okay you boys have all been called here because I’m forming a super group that will be the new face in fashion, media and the foreign markets.

Staff: *ahem* And don’t you mean in music as well sir?

SM: Sure, if that’s a side effect of fame we’ll go that route too. So! I have brought in 12 of the finest boys here to audition to show me if they are worth a place in EXO! Who’s first?

Baekhyun: Hello I’m Baekhyun. Some call me Baek you can call me “Bank” I have enough personality for even the slower ones in the room *eyes Kai* andddd enough charisma to become the center of all fanfictions.

SM: You’re arrogant, rude and demeaning…..I like you! You’re in! Okay who else is next?

Kris:  Honestly I think you should be the one asking me if I want to be in this “boy band” not the other way around..

SM: We need you here  to cash in on the Chinese babes weekly allowances, just lose the smirk and promise to stick around for the next 10 years.

Kris: *pulls out 2014 calendar and smiles to himself*

Suho: I’m Junmyeon, Um I’m really nice and I like everyone and I-

SM: You’ve been skulking these halls since ‘98 why should I let you debut??

Suho: *pulls out black visa*

SM: You’re in! NExt!

D.O.:

SM: A man of few words….reminds me of myself! You’re in!

Luhan: I’m really attractive.

Staff: And???

SM: LEave this DEER boii ALONE! Being attractive is a talent!  I’m not YG, I hire with my eyes.

Chanyeol: Please let me in. Yes I know I look like a cotton swab after it’s been in an ear-

Tao: Ew

Chanyeol: -But just give me a few years and I’ll be the face of this amazing group!

Baek: Um first I called dibs on being “Exo” and second you’ll only ever be the face of the group if for some reason we only had 8 people performing instead of 12 and that’ll never happen so-

Kris: Ummm I’m just asking for a friend but is this contract null in China?

Staff: What??

SM:  Channie you’re in! Moving on… who’s the panda looking guy on the verge of tears?

Tao: Hi!!! I’m Zitaaoooooo! *claps for himself* I can do martial arts!

SM: Hmm…I need people who can bend over backwards for me…okay you’re through.

Lay: I’m Yixing.

Staff: COME ON ARE YOU SERIOUSLY NOT GOING TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE????

Yixing:

Staff:

Yixing: You’re the Staff.

Staff: I don’t get paid enough for this.

SM: He’s in.

Xiumin: I’m Minseok, I’m really good at being a level headed middle of the road type. I make girls say “awh” by only breathing.

SM: Sure you’re in let’s wrap this up I have an appointment at “I Have Better Things To Do” who are you three?

Chen: *sings nervously in 8 octaves*

SM: IN!

Kai: I don’t really know.

Staff: Taemin said he could dance, but to not ask him any difficult questions.

SM: Poor boy…in!

Sehun: I’m just here because there’s a real lack of visuals and you need a maknae…. and because my mom told me I had to leave my room and do something productive today…..

SM:

Staff:

SM: I don’t even know how to respond. I’ll let you in on a 4 year “3 lines per song” basis.

Sehun: Sounds fair.

SM: You may leave.

*all trainees get up and exit*

Staff: So do I resign in person or can i turn it in by email??

SM: Shut up peon. We did a good thing today. I can almost smell the money in the air!

Staff: Really? I smelled at least 3 divas, a broken contract, and a badly pronounced potato.

SM: Don’t be so negative! Just wait in a few years we’ll make another supergroup with 50 members!

Staff: Pls tell me you’re kidding

SM: I’m not.