#my poor coffee
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So, I've had some rough mornings, done things like waking up in pain, or still exhausted but needing to Get Things Done so I can't go back to bed after I use the restroom, but this morning...
THIS morning...
A booger fell out of my nose and into my coffee, and it may have been one of the worst things to ever happen to me first thing in the morning. Top ten, probably.
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I got so distracted by the construction workers outside drilling into my bedroom wall this morning that I forgot to add sugar to my coffee and my day is completely ruined
#help me god#i hate it thanks#just why#jesus christ#my poor coffee#my ears#please my ears#the walls were vibrating#it sounded so close i though other shit was happening outside#like an earthquake or something#no warning at all#thank god they didn't drill through my wall completely#sugar#i need some sugar in my coffee#this is so bitter
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so I went and got Dunks as a reward for making it through the dentist appointment I had today…. only to realize I can't drink it cause of half my mouth being numb. 😭
my poor coffee, please await me in the fridge until I can drink through a straw again. 😅🥲
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cats: in bath robes
the nhl: well i guess we have to put provactive "lively" music over it
2024 nhl global series finland game 1 | 11.1.24 (x)
#niko mikkola#eetu luostarinen#nate schmidt#matthew tkachuk#anton lundell#gustav forsling#aaron ekblad#carter verhaeghe#sam reinhart#aleksander barkov#mackie samoskevich#florida panthers#2425#swaggy shirtless jumpscare?#sometimes i do forget he opened up the robe as he walked into the hall and i got duly reminded of it (i screamed)#the music choice...#i feel like im waiting for my coffee order in a mundane coffeeshop and notice the stairs leading down into the basement level.#the entrance is cover by a beaded curtain and im curious about the muffled music.#i pull back the beaded curtain and the muffled music is brassy. theres a stage.#and oh my god i just walked into a speakeasy racy burlesque show and the girls on stage just- oh jesus christ oh fuck oh fuck#and i skedaddle back up the stairs like hell is nipping at my heels AND I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE#does that make sense#alternatively you know that suite life on deck episode its exactly like how that cabaret episode made me feel#IM SORRY THE MUSIC CHOICE WHAT 😭😭😭😭#ENDING WITH SWAGGY IS DEVIOUS#STARTING WITH MIKKSY IS EVEN WORSE#IM JUST A POOR PATHETIC THING PLEASE DONT DO THIS TO MEEEE
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au in which somebody says they saw Iceman Kazansky hugging a woman longer than necessary, and it becomes the scuttlebutt of the year and then of the year after when she goes to a Navy event with him.
By the time a third person sees them, drinking coffee together, they entire Navy is convinced that Admiral Kazansky is now married and that it should stay a secret. Between him, his wife, and the entire Navy.
It funny, because none of them know how right they are, how he's married, and has a kid who looks nothing like him but has his same temper. But, Ice thinks, while 2010 ends and 2011 begins, let them believe it's as they say, just for a little while longer.
#tom iceman kazansky#sarah kazansky#poor sarah she was just drinking her coffee and now she is married and she doesn't know :((*#tonight i a) forgot my fucking book at work b) ate the best ramen ever c) making i'darian puddin' bc why not#icemav#pete maverick mitchell
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a pet peeve of mine is stuff proudly labelled vegan but it's farmed w slave labor. like how is that vegan then.
we made this without exploiting or harming any animals!!! (but the human children forced into dangerous and underpaid agricultural labour to make this product don't matter i guess???)
like how are you gonna try to sell me child abuse chocolate and tell me it's vegan like come on
#this isn't a dunk on vegans my frustration is with major corporations that use slavery but claim veganism for marketing#im not vegan but i try to limit my complicity in child abuse as much as i can manage#anyways stop buying chocolate and coffee not independently verified to be farmed without slave labor it's just genuinely not necessary#speaking as a person who LOVES chocolate and is extremely poor btw like it's still not worth it#op
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Installment 1/3 of wrestlers: Eddie pushed Steve off the couch and Steve brought Eddie with him
#drawing#art#stranger things#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie#in my mind they wrestle#they tumbling#I like to think they were watching a movie of Eddie’s like some horror shit and Steve just made some stupid comment#and Eddie cuffed him on the head and so Steve gripped his shirt#and well#down they went#he said if I’m going down you’re going down with me#I like to think Jonathan is sitting on the couch still like what the fuck#as Steve and Eddie are tumbling on the floor and bump into the coffee table and robin just lifts her feet like this is normal and Jon’s like#bro pls why and he falls on the ground from them hitting everything and Eddie accidentally grabbing his leg#and then poor Jon mr sweet sibling relationship doesn’t understand the art of tumbling with your friends#except steddie are together but this is for fun#anyway#digital art
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#jimages#james t kirk#captain kirk#jim kirk#star trek#star trek tos#hes so scandalised lmao#my coffee and chicken sandwich :o#poor baby
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the entire chat was screaming "JEALOUS" in portuguese like truth coming out of her well to shame fitmc
#pac stared at tubbo in the water for a second then went “fit it was a misclick. your keyboard is broken remember?” i love my blue jailbird#poor tubbo was caught in the crossfire! how could he know about the slowburn coffee shop roses dinner date situation fitpac has?#fitpac#qsmp fit#qsmp pac#fitmc#pactw#hide duo
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Am i right or am i right
#look either aziraphale or crowley would fit just as well for “h(a)unted by the narrative” but their positions are already perfect#and the erics ARE hunted poor emo things#good omens#this meme sat in my sketchbook for like half a year#aziraphale#crowley#give me coffee or give me death#nina good omens#gabriel good omens#ineffable husbands#the original meme is with bbc merlin pics#adam good omens#eric good omens#gomens#aziracrow#anthony j crowley
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do you mean...
#persona 5#akechi goro#🤡#poor little meow meow#the narrative doomed him#shuake#akeshu#Akechi 'how not to trauma dump my rival while we're naked in the bath' Goro#proceeds to trauma dump on every date with the rival he's planning to kill to establish a connection because of course its NOT a crush#he's to pretty to be wrong#persona 5 protagonist#persona 5 protag be vibing#feeds him coffee to lure him back#its effective#wait it was just a dream#persona 5 royal
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Don't drink coffee too close to bedtime, kids.
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I'm sure it's fine.
I can't wait for this to have absolutely no future repercussions 👍
Oh, no! Consequences!!
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#rimworld#gracie plays#A Mechanitor's Message#art#my art#traditional art#rimworld art#unpolished art#tw glitch#tw eye stuff#poor Mechi is going through it#I am excited for Anomaly stuff though#But we are researching coffee first#that's non-negotiable#coffee > survival because coffee = survival#mathematics *dabs*#can you tell it's late?#I am going to bed. Hopefully I don't dream of monoliths.#I don't have cute robots to beep-boop at me when I have mental breaks#have a good day everybody!! <3 <3
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putting this up now cuz i suppose i have stuff i need to get done and if i don't now it'll end up like sunday where the day is done and i lose all desire to post anything lolz
so i thought i was gonna hafta steal @kiwiana-writes open tag but guess what happens when you open one of these things and don't finish it - others get around to doing it - so i have tags - yay!! - thanks ever so much @jmagnabo92 @caterpills @fullerthanskippy & @cha-melodius for the tags this morning
so the were/vamp coffee shop au that is my @ficwip dark & cozy fic took an interesting turn last night and then i realized i was probably setting it up all along without realizing when i read a few past bits and ... yeah guess we get soulmates here too ... this snip is not that tho cuz it's still very work in progress-y lolz
so have a little bj-interruptus lolz
In the meantime, he has a few things to drop off for Pez from Raf, who he saw earlier. He walks through the backdoor of the club to find Liam pressed against the wall by Pez, who seems to be very much enjoying the way Liam’s cock is sliding in and out of his mouth as his head bobs. Alex yelps involuntarily and turns back to the door he came in through but stops when he hears Pez’s mouth ‘pop’ as he pulls off. Liam huffs and Alex keeps his back to them, really not needing to get an eyeful of his friend. This isn’t the first time he’s walked in on them in a similar position; he wishes he could say it was only the second—Alas, that is not the case. He’s walked in on them so many times lately he’s actually surprised he didn’t find out they were a thing before, but figures that’s due to Liam having been out of town. His enhanced hearing tells him that clothes have been put back in place and Pez has stood back up, so he turns back around to see Liam, still leaning against the wall, looking entirely too serene for someone who was just interrupted in the midst of what looked like an amazing blowjob. Pez is leaning against him and greets Alex, “Alexander, what do I owe the pleasure of your company?” Percy makes his name sound even more posh than usual, and Alex rolls his eyes. Pez is the only person who calls him Alexander, and ever since he told him how incredibly posh it sounds coming out of his mouth, he seems to have taken it as a challenge to make it sound even more so. Alex takes the file from his bag and hands it over, “I had to stop and see Raf today, and he asked me to drop this to you.”
(no-pressure) tag ur it! @adreamareads @anincompletelist @bitbybitwrites @blueeyedgrlwrites @cricketnationrise
@dragonflylady77 @duchessdepolignaca03 @england-would-fall @firenati0n @firstsprinces
@forever-fixating @getmehighonmagic @henryspearl @heysweetheart-writes @hgejfmw-hgejhsf
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@emmalostinwonderland @basil-bird @sheepywritesfics @doublecheekedkinard
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oh and a BIG OLD OPEN TAG FOR ANYONE I MAY HAVE MISSED THAT WANTS TO JOIN IN
#wip wednesday#firstprince#southern philanthropy#how did that sneak into my firstprince fic again - ooops#rwrb wip#red white and royal blue#i don't even know what's happening in this fic anymore#but poor alex is really going through it in this thing#moonlight coffee shop#were!alex#vamp!henry
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occupational burnout
#good omens#aziraphale#good omens spoilers#good omens season 2 spoilers#(not coffee theory-related btw)#(poor guy just got caught up in The Bureaucracy)#tw ommetaphobia#my art
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Pride Petty Watch (SOTUS) 5/5
I'm finally finishing my second blacklisted shows (Love in the Air was the first and The Untamed is on hold) which means I am on the final episode of rewatching my former sworn enemy SOTUS (these are the previous posts in this rewatch adventure: first, second, third, fourth, fifth).
Without further hesitation (it's already been eight years of me dragging my feet), let me go back to the beginning.
This entire beginning portion would have been better if it was sprinkled throughout the series or came before the ending because it would have made me understand Arthit just a wee bit better. However, I would have HATED seeing this man more because he is the epitome of every power-hungry fraternity and sorority leader who must remind a potential member that they are NOT worthy of their letters, their house, or their membership.
Tum is such a little bitch in the past, and the fact that he gets married in the present pisses me off!
KNOT, FUCK HIM UP!
Arthit stopped him?! Urgh. It's a good parallel to Knot stopping Arthit when he wanted to punch Kong for saying he would make Arthit his wife, but . . . he could've let Knot fuck up Tum just a bit.
And now Tum is talking to his future wife like this, which we knew from the wedding, but it doesn't make him suck less!
GIRL, WHY DID YOU MARRY THIS ASS?!
He tried to excuse his behavior with some bullshit about respect and now he is saying he doesn't need to explain himself.
Bruh.
Girl, you should've pushed him off a small curb then and saved yourself a divorce years later. Because you WILL get a divorce because y'all are about to have a kid, and he WILL be a shitty father.
Thank, God! We are back in the present with my kinky masochist and his need to be controlled and punished.
Oh. Oh. Look who is coming into his kinkiness! Look who is ready to play along now. Look at our baby sado master understanding what his boyfriend needs from him and when to apply it. *wiping away a tear*
Kong is begging for it! DENY HIM, ARTHIT! He gets no rewards until he earns them!
Oh, my ghost ship! How I have missed you in the past few episodes. M is still Kong's right hand man, while Arthit has his left hand tied up. Poly is the answer.
Arthit, being queer and in a relationship where you can be in control looks good on you sir. Kink is the new skincare regime.
Now Kong is holding up the gear, and if this show had any balls, it would have had a tiny freshman stand up to him and threaten to make Kong his wife. But no. There is only enough room for one boy to be in a queer relationship . . . WHERE IS PREM AND WAD?!
Kong clearly likes to be punished as a reward, so it's wild to be that he is now reprimanding others. Like, how stressful might this be for him? I think I'm going to have to watch SOTUS S to find out.
And what is included in these boyfriend duties? Annoying Arthit enough so he can get punished (rewarded)? Ironing his clothes? Bringing him pink milk? What I'm asking is WHERE IS THE DOMESTICITY?! I'm going to have to watch SOTUS S aren't I?
Iced coffee and pink milk, the true main characters of this show.
I'm cheesin' right now. I'm giggling like I've been sold to One Direction. Kong is always direct and tells Arthit what he needs and wants in the most unexpected times, and it makes my heart happy.
Grab him just like you did at the wedding, Arthit! Don't let him drop that on you then walk away!
This show is the kinkest PG-rated series ever because the way Arthit leans in here to whisper to Kong that he does miss him is like MGMT's "Electric Feel." Like, we know it's sexual, but your mom is too busy dancing to it to be bothered by it. "I said, "ooh, girl, shock me like an electric eel. Baby girl, turn me on with your electric feel"
YES! TELL THAT MAN TO STAY THE NIGHT, KONG! He can't bring his A-game, whisper in your ear that he misses you, then leave! YOU EARNED YOUR PUNISHMENT REWARD!
Kong wants Arthit to stay, and Arthit tells him he will be punished if he is late for his job tomorrow. The way I am screaming! This back-and-forth in front of the waiting taxi driver is top-tier. This is AO3 level of writing! The kudos button would be smashed!
Arthit is reading Kong's journal, and I think Kong is writing his own AO3 story! It's RPF?! This is a cute ending, but WHERE ARE THE KISSES?! Is this why I hated this? I think so!
Final thoughts:
I didn't plan on doing this because I didn't think I would have 'thoughts' about this. I only thought I'd hate it just like I did the first time I watched it, but here we are and I actually really loved it! Well, the second half that is. The first eight episodes probably added to my hate when I originally watched it. Regardless of what the juniors said and how the SOTUS system was framed, it was trash, and this is coming from me who is a lifelong member of a Greek-letter social organization. Hazing is universal, and it still sucks in any language.
The other issue is this story feels older than 2016. The language, the style, and the prudishness of the characters all belong in the early 2000s, but 2016 is too late to still be doing some of the stuff they were doing. We had Love Sick two years before this. We had Make It Right the same year. I don't need kisses in a series to know the love was real, but this didn't feel like a relationship until the final episode, and even then . . . I don't know. I love Kong and Arthit's dynamic now that I think it is based on kink, but am I convinced they are in a romantic relationship? Not really.
However, despite my issues with the show, I enjoyed this rewatch. A lot. I'm actually thinking of rewatching SOTUS S now, and I'm greatly looking forward to My Ex-Morning, which was not the case before this moment. But I know I would not have enjoyed this rewatch as much if I had done it sooner than this year. Be My Favorite helped lessen my grudge against Krist (but it is still there!) and seeing Singto act against others outside of GMMTV like Fluke Natouch in Shadow was great, but now I'm ready to see what these two have to offer eight years later. They are clearly trying to bring the kisses and more skinship from what I see in the trailer, but what else are they capable of as one of the longest-branded pairs since they were originally put together in 2016? OffGun have been partnered together just as long, but they have been consistently working with each other in seven shows during that time period. Actors are actors and they can do their jobs, so regardless of the outcome, I'm excited to see what these two bring us in 2025.
But I'm especially excited for the pink milk and iced coffee to return to main character status.
#pride petty watch#sotus#sotus the series#I really liked this show#and I just might watch SOTUS S#but not now#I missed pink milk and iced coffee#I'm excited to see their return to my small screen#never thought I'd be this excited to see Krist again#this poor dude doesn't deserve the shit I send his way#pero here I am‚ still holding grudges
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Angeal is having a weird day. Genesis woke him up at like 3am rushing frantically about the apartment. When he went out to tell him to quiet down, Genesis immediately burst into tears at the sight of him, hugging him and babbling incoherently, something about wings and the world ending. Then he bolted out of the apartment without further explanation. It was too early for this. Angeal went back to bed.
He had nearly forgotten about it when he went to go meet Zack for training, and Zack also instantly burst into tears at the sight of him and clung to him in one of his octopus strangleholds, babbling about time travel. Hm. Maybe one of his new video games had come out and Angeal had forgotten? What had they been serving in the cafeteria last night??? Angeal gives Zack the day off and tells him to go get some rest.
Angeal decides to go get lunch with Sephiroth, apparently the only other sane and normal person in his life. It’s going very well (quietly) until Genesis and Zack simultaneously drop out of different vents and attempt to tackle Sephiroth. They bounce off each other midair and then start doing the spider man pointing meme at each other. Angeal decides he’s going to retire early. At least Sephiroth still has some sense
Sephiroth, also a time traveller, having killed Hojo earlier that morning: 0_0
#someone get this poor man some coffee#ff7#star rambles#angeal hewley#genesis rhapsodos#zack fair#sephiroth#final fantasy 7#crisis core#final fantasy vii#time travel#shitpost#my writing
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