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>Be a Dm
> Do silly bits at the beginning of your campaign
>a year later decide to introduce less silly content, gore even
>have players be silly during the whole combat.
>suffer.
#i love my players#dm dnd#dm woes#my players want me dead#i want my players dead#dnd#dnd campaign#Voyceilos
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JJK OLYMPICS OHHH YOURE A GENIUS
head spinning w sooooooo many athlete aus rn…..
satoru honestly isn’t half as cocky as the media makes him out to be but he could be because you bring up world champion men’s freestyle swim times and it’s his name on the scoreboard ten times before someone else shows up. he’s faster than himself by fifteen seconds all around, he’s earned a bit of cockiness. mentioned in the last post that whenever he’s at a competition and he finishes a race, he looks at the camera and signs a little infinity sign and then blows a kiss to you. some bitter old coach always calls him out on it, and gets him fined for unsportsmanlike conduct, and he’s happy to pay the fees if it means getting a message home to you, but eventually you two come up with a new code; and at his next race, he places gold, turns to the camera, crosses his middle finger over his pointer finger and smiles. when he’s in his post-race interview, he makes sure to explain that he does it for you with the widest smile on his face.
megumi nepotism baby but not in the same sport. toji was a multi gold medalist back in his heyday for shooting, so it’s not really a surprise to anybody that megumi has scary good aim, but he takes to archery instead of shooting. actually the idea of megumi being an emo little kid and throwing rocks at a tree when his dad pissed him off his hilarious, and even funnier is toji watching him, slightly amused and a little scared because megumi is maybe six and hitting the exact same spot every single time. he grows to be very blase about it—it’s more of a release/hobby for him that he happens to be really good at, and well, now good enough to earn a few olympic medals. megumi is not a fan of having his dad ruffle his hair on international television after he’s won, but he supposes it can’t be helped.
i don’t know where to put yuuta…. tennis…. tempting….. him in his little white shorts…. little grunts after he serves…. cries….. a complete 180 in his personality when he’s playing vs doing anything else. so charming and sweet and kinda shy when he’s being interviewed, and the second he steps on the court his eyes are so cold it’s scary…. need him… extremely nerdy about his rackets, and shoes, and clothes, and rambles to you about aerodynamics and posture and torque whenever you ask him to teach you, and you always have to shutup him up with a kiss and remind him that yeah you sort of want to learn to play tennis for him, but mostly you came bc he looks hot doing it. once he got asked in an interview if he ever thinks about you while he’s playing and his response was very concise, “no, never. it would be a big distraction,” and did not realize the implications of his heavily televised words.
also…. not to make this post 40% yuuta but we could pull from canon a bit and make his sport fencing. he doesn’t excel because he’s the strongest, it’s because he’s learned to treat the sword as an extension of himself and a good strategist… also because i like the image of him pulling the helmet/mask off and shaking his hair out………..
don’t even know where to put yuuji…. volleyball? basketball? track and field??? the irony of him easily being the most athletic but canonically does not want to play sports 😭 but i can see him playing a sport because someone scouts him and it turns out to be a way to make steady money to support himself and his grandpa :( by the time he’s qualified and made it to the olympics, wasuke is doing much better (thanks to yuuji having landed some preemptive sponsorships and being able to afford better medical care), but not so well enough that he can travel across the world to watch yuuji play. wasuke tells you that you should travel and be with yuuji, but yuuji is so touched by the idea that you would stay with his grandpa and be by his side when he’s away :(( he wins gold, of course, and he doesn’t even wait until the closing ceremony—which, he’d mentioned in all of his interviews, so nobody can be too upset. he’s on record saying, “i’m excited to play, but i’m even happier to be going home. my girlfriend and my grandpa are watching me and i miss them!” several times— he’s on the first flight home with flowers, and tears in his eyes. puts his gold medal on his grandpa’s neck as a thank you, and spends probably thirty minutes straight hugging you and kissing you and honestly don’t put it past him to propose now that he’s got nike ambassador money
nanami started judo as a way to relieve the stress of his overbearing job, and someone at the gym/training center notices he seems to be a natural despite being a beginner. he starts to draw a crowd, which annoys him at first because the point of judo was discipline and release from having to deal with too many people at his office job, but nanami supposes he can’t be too mad when you introduce yourself as a talent scout and offer him professional training. there’s irony in him accepting your offer, because it was definitely not based in professionalism at all… quitting his job as a salaryman to become a professional athlete in his mid-twenties was not on his bingo chart, but if it means he will have met you, then so be it. you’re with him all the way, through his training, competitions, world championships, qualifiers, all the way until he’s on the podium. you’re the first to congratulate him, but he interjects by telling you he’s quitting. you ask him why—he just won at the olympics for crying out loud, but nanami just shakes his head, puts down his flowers and his medal so his hands are free to hold your face and tell you, “it would be unethical to kiss my manager, so i am quitting.” (later, when everything is said and done, and you two are cuddling, you mention to him that he could just hire a new manager, and not quit his new career, to which he blushes because yeah… that’s probably more rational, but rational was not in his train of thought at the time)
#anonymous#nanami kento.......................................... god#also yuuji :((((( just a kid who wanted to do something nice for his grandpa I will CRY#immediate proposal when he gets home to you who does he think he is? yuuta?#speaking of yuuta he's like the best player his age and he's always asked to attend events or parties or whatever#and he's always like ah no thank you I am going home to my girlfriend#every fucking interview it's like yeah I love tennis but I love my girlfriend more for supporting and encouraging me#my girlfriend my girlfriend my girlfriend#one day he actually seems Excited to be doing his press conference and a journalist picks up on it to which yuuta happily raises his hand#and lets everyone know that he's now engaged. and very very grateful for his wife#he does the same shit a few years later like randomly during a press conference he's like#'I am kinda nervous. my baby didn't sleep well last night so I was up with him pretty late' and everyone's like BABY?#and yuutas like yeah! he's almost 14 months now do u wanna see him!#let me stop bringing kids into this bc w/ satoru and kento I could go on for hours....#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu kaisen fluff#jujutsu kaisen smut#gojo x reader#gojo smut#yuuta x reader#yuuji x reader#megumi x reader#nanami kento x reader#once u asked megumi what he thinks about when he's practicing and he's so deadpan as he reloads and arrow#and right before he lets it go he's like 'ur ex boyfriend' and then hits the target dead in the center LMFAO#olympics au
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finally started p5 royal ‼️‼️‼️‼️
expect some royal trio art soon they are my dearly beloveds (minus akechi i hope he dies in this reality too)
#love that ren got the sad boy kdrama fit#also no idea how akechi survived i want to shake it out of him so bad why are you gatekeeping stupid bitch#idk if this is just him w/o the pleasant boy facade but he seems so much more exhausted and cruel#like everything he says is verbal irony bc he’s patronizing everyone. he hates being a team player sm it’s insane 💀💀💀#he’s so withdrawn and short tempered and actually mentally unstable. like sadistically so#i think these are all warning signs#if he dies again i’m ending it all. you didn’t come back from the dead just to die on me again#also sumire….i love her so bad…..my sweet girl….my baby ☹️☹️☹️☹️#sumire yoshizawa they could NEVER make me hate you#she reminds me of a fawn 😭😭😭😭 with her big soft doe eyes and how she’s so curious and eager#GAAAAAHHH every time she comes up on screen i want to give her a headpat SO BAD…..SHES SUCH A FUCKING CUTIE#i feel so bad for ren bro he’s literally stuck babysitting the new kid and simultaneously keeping akechi on a leash 😭#poor boy needs a break. we should go to hawaii again that was fun#anyway yeah that's all#hopefully i’ll finish the game this week i’m sick of this. i want to move on
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Doodle doodle my RDO character. 😤
#red dead online#RDO#rdo oc#my art#I don’t have a name for him lmao#I just go by time online#maybe that’s how he’ll be referred to before I come up with one#just wanted to doodle him#I never got into RDO cos I was super uncomfy with the online aspect#didn’t want to play with veteran players who would probably troll me#missed out a lot now that RDO is kinda dead#ah well#still fun to just be a silly cowboy
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thinking about the way i said, out loud, “they should cut the rat grinders heads off and throw them in the lava so it’ll be harder to revive them” mere moments before murph made the same comment… riz gukgak you will always be my most beloved maniac
#dimension 20#d20#riz gukgak#fantasy high: junior year#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#the look my partner gave me was so funny like ‘yeah… that certainly would make it tougher…’#in my mind i wasn’t thinking ‘no potential to revivify’ i was considering the extra actions/movement/resources needed to retrieve the head#if i hear ‘tell me how you want to do this’ in a session you know i am making the healing process as difficult as possible for mid-combat#in my most recent session one of our druids wild shaped into a bug and crawled up the king’s nose then shifted back to his elf form#thank u to my beloved DM for allowing us to roll for this insane assassination plan he did say that on a fail our player would be fully dead#literally in the third to last session#but that was a price we were willing to pay for the bit babey
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Drawing undertale for the memories
Click for better quality also 😤
#artists on tumblr#digital art#pixel aesthetic#undertale#frisk undertale#chara undertale#wanted to try cell shading cause I've always been a rendering bitch#drawing silly proportions saves lives#anywasy#I remember back when I was in the fandom I used to draw frisk and chara with very femminine features#I was small and didn't know abt non-binaries#thinking abt it makes me cringe#also I considered frisk as the player so I kinda projected myself into them more than seeing them as a character#we grow up tho#real growth is realizing chara wasn't an evil demon and just#a literal dead child lmao#I like the light I wanted a warm feeling#fits aren't so accurate but shh#they're literally 20 pixels on a screen let me do my thang#very proud of it#11 yr old me would be happy :)#martyryo
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caw 🦅
#neopets#neotag#neoart#eyrie#mutant#vin doods#I can't beat the allegations that i doodle dnd creatures on a daily with this one huh#god i love mutants eyries so much i'm sorry i gavehim more draconic features but uGH;#what great colours lmao#I also gave inverted knees to the hooves cause i aint doing whatever neos doing#can you tell i have a thing for dnd and dragons in general im so sorry JAKLSDF#also in topic i've been so wanting to make a neo player's manual for so stupidly long its insane#might actually do it at one point#i had species and proficiencies and everything at one point i think its all gone lol#also for a fact that i'd be a me-thing for the most part#like i'd be the only one wanting it or playing according to it#my other friends none like neopets so yeah#god do i want to dm a neopian adventure i have tons planned lmao#but oh well#i'm super greatful for all positive commenta ad every like and reblog you guys ave given meeeee#i sound like a broken record but i swear i try to not leave this blog for long but i always read your tags and crack up to them sajhas#i know i've left a couple of you on read that actually wanted to know about my characters BUT IM SO SORRYYYY#my master's taking so long and everytime there's something new and have to rewrite and replan everthing everyday i hate it here#but i will do it#i know i will#both the lore writting and my thesis HASJKHASJS#anyways if you're still reading dont be afraid to shoot up a couple of messages! It might make this blog less dead
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yknow what. i hate to be rude but the oxygen not included fandom has to get their heads out of the sand and acknowledge that HEY, THERES LORE. I know minmaxxing is fun and all but holy fucking shit. the steam artwork page is 90% screenshots??? Theres a seperate tab for screenshots. People are just posting their screenshots in thebart page anyways for fuck knows what reason. like fuck you I don't wanna see your sourgas boiler in the fanart page, what do you even need to boil sourgas for, whys it so important you wanna smother any fucking ember of creativity left here???
like jesus fuck for once i got attached to a fairly major character and i cant even find anyone making fanart like AT ALL. Ive seen one singular person on tumblr acknowledge the characters in the lore logs beyond their dupe equivalents. The wiki page for the lore is horrifically outdated.
please. I beg. If you're readung this just. just spend five minutes reading the emails or investigations or whatever tab of your guidebook while ur waiting for your dupes to build something. acknowledge the fact that every menu and popup is written in first person. did you ever notice that the quit game confirm text uses i instead of you. Have you looked at the flavour text for the algae terrarium
please
theres so much lore. please j
i just want to see people care i cant be in another dead rotting fandom
#i genuinely dont want to be rude im usually a chill person#but oh my god you'd think the fandom has been dead for fifty years with how little fanworks there are#ive only been into this game for like a month or two and ive already seen-#-someone confidently claim that the printing pod is for sure Not the player character#which can be proven wrong within the first ten seconds of gameplay#by hitting the giant blue button that appears if you click the printing pod#and reading the first sentence it gives u#so. excuse me if im rude. please. theres lore.#maintagging bc everyone needs to see this.#oxygen not included
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ur supposed to get one period a month yea? not me. i'm periodmaxing. we're on the fourth month of the year and guess how many periods i've had. brother, we are solidly on no. 7
#fuck off lou#my post#i know this is bad and yes im trying to figure out why this is happening#if i wasnt anemic before i sure am now#losing more blood than a stabbing victim#how was there only four days between my last one ending#and this one starting#a damn mystery to me ill tell you that much#i want to rip my uterus out and replace it w a cd player#make better use of the space ya know#but i cant even get my tubes tied until im 23#like hell are they gonna let me throw the whole ute out#but guys. what if he sucks. like doc i kbow youre just doing your [patriarchal] job#fr. get real. he sucks. hes a bastard. he hates me and wants me dead#lemme kill him first it will be SO so funny#in other news. i may be in hell
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plbttt :p my wizards' younger cohorts, Just Cuz. I figured I'd have to draw them eventually so I wanted to get the designs down.
I actually tried to... Follow The In Game Models!! just a bit, of course.
dragonborn kept crashing the creation kit so I couldn't get a good ref of Talvas, but fuck it, we ball.
#i kept asking myself How Can I Make Talvas Look More Pathetic#and i dont think i did enough tbh#also you cant tell me aicantar doesnt want to hurt people#the way he wanted the player character dead soooo bad in hard answers. cmon.#he wouldve done it himself if he could i guarantee you that#anyways#the elder scrolls#skyrim#aicantar#talvas fathryon#my art
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Why do I listen to playthroughs of thriller/horror games when I draw?
I mean- I love hearing people's reactions to things, so then I can brace myself for scares...
But I still get spooked
#The game I'm listening to rn is At Dead of Night#AstralSpiff is one of my favourite FNAF players#Just wanted something to play in the bg#scar rambles#myart#my art#sketch#quick sketch#myself#scar mug#it me boiiiis
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#prefacing this w ik in fanfiction they're all just our little barbie dolls we're making kiss and it doesnt matter whatsoever but like Do you#understand how much love and respect and loyalty there is between connor and leon irl#like in connors nhlpa ama he immediately no question said that leon's the nhler who knows him best + that he's spent his entire professiona#career w him. whenever leon's asked what he thinks of connor the first sentance out his mouth is 'you [the media] know. he knows' and then#he carries on talking about how he's the best player in the world + connor never hesitates to return the sentiment#and between the two of them it's not sentiments they sau it like its fact bc it is#and their whole 'cup or bust' thing every analyst and their mother have taken it as a 'they're going to win in edmonton or not at all' in t#e sense that they want to stay in edmonton n stay together <- like not even in an insane person edmonton polycule type of way in the they'r#the best players in the world and have insane chemistry on the ice and are eachother's best friends type of way#like a reason why their pp is so lethal is bc those two on a line + the other team down yeah ofc thats going to be automatic#and leon saying that their best beats anyone else's best no doubt and connor talking about building the team from the ground up like leon w#s there when they got boo'd off the ice in 2014 he was a part of building the team that's thier damn team and in turn the sheer amount of#respect the rest of the team have for them and they have for the rest of the team and the trust that while they're the best players they#don't have to play for all of them n that's part of thier whole like. our fourth line stands up to any other first line rock solid belief#like and ofc thier on ice hugs and lockerroom hugs and that moment in the sportsnet knee injury doc and how they mention that they're best#friends whenever theyre asked and how their gf's are also best friends and also their damn dogs#NOT TO MENTION. he's my ride or die. im really lucky our paths crossed here in edmonton. as a friend it was really tough to watch that#<- leon's insane 2022 playoff run on a broken ankle#and the way leon's been dubbed the german gretzky and connor's been the next next one since he was 15 and the way they have such a solid#control of the lockerroom together and i dont know if they've ever said conflicting things to the media and how they've said that they push#eachother to be better (connor saying that leon told him to score more)#and their little taps throughout their season and bringing back their team from the dead and leon being the one to make connor laugh in#pressers and on the bench#ALL TO SAY. like i am a mc.matt.drai enjoyer in the threesome/winners room/asg/2997 are actually quite abnormal about eachother and matthew#has never been normal about anything in his life and this might be fun. kinda way#but 2997 are soulbonded in ways quite possibly none of us will ever be able to truly understand#<- also i do mean this genuinely like they're not normal people but both of them are not normal#SORRY FOR RAMBLING. i just wish there was better written fanfiction.#<- wish to be the change you see in the world innit tho#so funny to me how the eh is just canadian innit.
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My unpopular bg3 opinion is they tried way too hard to make some of these characters mean and flippant which is meant to make the player more interested in them and clearly this has worked on many (good for you !) but personally i could not care less. If 80% of what a character has to say to me is bitchy i will simply leave them at camp for most of the game
#Is this a skill issue of mine yeah maybe. I just find it annoying#At best and off-putting at worst like is there no better way to show that shadowheart is going through stuff/have her be mean that isnt#Her getting pissy that you have respect for a bunch of dead slaves#That was wild. I didnt ask her either she just had the need to let me know she thinks these slaves aint shit bc they didnt fight back#Thanks larian!#Wild take maybe idk but i dont think that makes her interesting i think it makes her off-putting. In this case#I generally like shadowheart this just sure is a thing to have her say. And not give the player an option to respond in any way#Ill get over this single line but im mad now. This isn't the only instance of this#I guess both larian and bioware think that characters thinking slavery is kinda ok is not a deal breaker#Txt#I know that these characters soften during the game. I have played a fair amount of it. I did shadowhearts quest i know whats up. Still#In both her and astarions case i think theyre written to have some wild takes on whats Ok to do that get kinda swept under the rug#if you manage to shove them in a Good direction. But u dont. Actively see them grapple with any of it#They just suddenly go wow im better now. Yay. I suddenly dont want to enslave other people for my power (in astarions case)#Like this switch flipped bc of my one roll? Idk. Im not super convinced#I know this is how the game works. I just think it could have been written better
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it’s a shame that i’ll probably never do an origins run where i spare loghain cos i really feel like i’m missing out sometimes. like why do so many people like him? i guess i’ll never really know!
#especially given my newfound love of evil cunts that i didn’t have last time i played (over two years ago)#to be clear the only reason i’ll probably never spare him is not lack of wanting to#it’s lack of wanting to play origins in general. i’m exclusively a console player. it’s borderline unplayable#if i ever replay it will only be to finally make a warden oc and solidify my worldstate#which doesn’t even matter anymore because. veilguard.#anyway! ‘you’ll have to forgive me if i close my eyes and think about my dead wife’ is crazy. hysterical. funny guy of all time#your daily dose of idiocy
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i think one of the worst things about this whole situation for me is the silence. i HATE sitting in silence. but i don't have any way to play music rn aside from my phone, which im trying to conserve battery on in general, which means no music for me.
#i mean yes i DO have mp3 players but they are also all dead#i wanted to charge one while i was in my car charging my phone#but i could only handle sitting in the car so long and i ALSO need to conserve gas until theres a pump i can actually fill at#i know of 2 locations that had gas as of earlier today and there were HUNDREDS of cars at both places#like. they had cops directing traffic multiple hundreds of cars#and i need gas especially if i go out to charge my phone again#but i.... would rather wait until there is some closer to me maybe#or at least more than just 2 places so that the cars are a little thinner#also yes i am posting on tumblr despute trying to conserve phone energy bc i have. an addiction.#and also i need to just scream occasionally okay leave me be#shh ac
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i miss dominion smp :(
#also i wanna be in one of legs videos i couldnt be in the undercover one bc when i try and log in on my wifi i jsut insta crash#this used to not happen when i joined legundos server but now it does bc verizon wants me dead ig#like that GOT one looked SO FUN fr#like im a silly goofy guy! im good at the game! i could be an asset!#this isnt relevant to the post at all i just got instantly distracted#except like. only patrons and like. really active members are prolly ever gonna get to be in those#and i had to cancel my patreon membership for a little while so i could save money#so im only a patron until october rn after having been a patron for. many months#im kinda sad about it fr#legs you follow me if you see this. hi. sorry i had to stop being a patron im also not happy about it but i had 20 dollars to my name#ill rejoin later i prommy#also viking if you see this. start a patreon nerd i wanna be a member when i have more money#what was i talking about? OH YEAH videos players can be in#they look so fun i was in the ryan one recently and im super excited for it to come out#even tho i wasnt a big part of the story besides getting my ass kicked that one time#it was still fun. wish my group hadnt continually had everything we owned burned down. that sucked really hard#very excited for that video tho i wait w bated breath#i should go rewatch the got video
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