#my piercing is infected so that's not fun

[horsegirlhob]

hmmm well i am unhappy

[iliveinprocrasti-nationn]

my mum keeps responding to my covid precautions with “i get it, you’re not ready yet”. like no i just don’t do them anymore. i don’t really need to eat at restaurants or go to crowded places or be in public without an n95. i can watch the movie at home. i can get take out. an n95 is just uncomfortable sometimes but doesn’t stop me from doing anything. i love not getting sick

[running-in-the-dark]

my ear won't stop making that fucking crackling noise and it's driving me a little crazy

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

Hello good morning, for my 21st birthday I got my nose pierced and that was super fun, I like celebrating my more adult birthdays with more adult things, and my 23rd birthday is coming up and I'm looking for another piercing. I have a nostril piercing and both lobes rn. Anyone have any suggestions? Preferably for an ear piercing.

[aria0fgold]

Accidentally gave Aly a rude awakening (he was sleeping for nearly the majority of the day) cuz when I took out my earrings, the piercing hole was bleeding and I went: It's bleeding??? in my head which jolted him awake and rushed me to take care of it and figure out the cause (of which I'm unsure bout but from my search I think it's either, my skin being thin/delicate or from skin inflammation caused by friction from the earring). In any case, alcohol has been applied so I'll be good!

[highkey-confused]

when i was at the circus convention two weeks ago at one point the kids got to questioning me about my piercings and tattoos and i subjected them to my entire “piercing guns and piercing at jewelry stores should be illegal” rant

[lawchwan]

let my pierced tongue move you (law)

summary: your boyfriend got a tongue-piercing and you went feral requested by: @toges-cough-syrup reader: fem!reader disclaimer: cunnilingus, law being a tease (also please remember to not kiss/give oral after you got your tongue pierced and allow it to heal in the process. This is fictional, so it is fine, but please be safe when dealing with sensitive piercings like your tongue. Infections are not fun), overstimulation genre: smut a/n: not me making this in the middle of a gathering 💀 no beta out here, just raw dogged the shit out of this piece (like how i wish law would do to me ☺️🫶)

crossposted on ao3

You sat in your bed in full nude as you spread your legs your heavily tattooed and pierced boyfriend commanded you to do, and there was a reason why you were in this position.

Just a few weeks ago, Law came back after an appointment, an appointment you assumed was for another tattoo he planned to get. He did discuss with you that he’ll either get a new tattoo or piercing but he never specified what type he’ll be getting precisely.

When he walked in, he seemed tight-lipped, and a slight wince appeared. You beamed as you saw your boyfriend as you approached him.

“Hey, baby, how did your appointment go?” You inquired, wrapping your arms around his neck as you tiptoed and reached for his lips to peck him. He remained as he winced once again followed by a quick moan, seemingly in pain.

You pulled away, concern drawn on your face, “Law, are you okay?”

He just nodded as he quickly stuck out his tongue, and there he showed you the metal ball stuck in the wet flesh of his tongue. Your eyes widened in wonder, as the glimmer in your eyes sparkled, which made him smirk with his tongue out before putting it back in.

He walked away after he held onto you and his touch lingered on you, going on as if that sight of him smirking with his tongue piercing out wasn’t going to inhabit your brain for the next few weeks.

For the next few weeks, each time you attempt to kiss him or make out with him, he will not proceed further.

“baby, I can’t or else, it’ll get infected,” Law says with a slight lisp, due to his swollen tongue—a a temporary habit you grew fond of. Despite that, however, you’re irked by your cautious boyfriend, even though he had a point—getting an infection is not a fun thing to deal.

And fast forward a few weeks later, after a lack of physical affections and kisses, there you were splayed naked in your bed as Law placed himself on top of you, his inked hand wrapped itself around your throat as the other holds onto your leg. You finally had contact with the metal ball on his tongue after his tongue was fully healed. Law starts to push his tongue onto yours, and you sucked his metal tongue as he moans into a kiss.

He smirked during the kiss as the hand on your leg started to travel south, his finger softly grazing your skin, caressing lovingly.

“Aww, I know that’s what you’ve been wanting, babe… let me take care of you,” Law cooed as he started kissing down your neck, to your chest, giving love to each and every one of your breasts. The ball circles around the bud of your nipples, adding a pleasurable buzz within your body, making you moan blissfully.

“L-law~”

Law got off the bed and he pulled you by your ankles, placing you by the edge of the bed as he got on his knees. He spreads your legs further, one leg on his shoulder and the other pushed back by his hand, and there he began teasingly licking around your clit before he flat out started to make out with your cunt.

You started to whimper at the metallic ball, making your hole drip more of the sweet essence oozing out of you, making him slurp in the process as he moaned at the delightful taste.

“Fuck, you taste so good…” Law grumbled as he pulled away for a split second before he went back in, the metallic ball brushes up against the clit, making you create more sounds as you felt yourself getting closer.

Law gave a few more licks, and with the licks speeding up and going more fervently, you started to reach your orgasm, making you start whining and yelping as your back arched and your body shake.

“Law! Mm—Fuck!” You yelped as you closed your legs around his head. He pushed your legs apart, as he still carried on with his licking, making you overstimulate.

He pulled away as he gave you a carnal look with a smirk, climbing and leaning on top of you.

“I’m not done with you… I will make sure, you’ll leave this room shaking…”

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[lowkeyrobin]

(Reader x dsmp/mcyt)

Reader who just got their tongue pierced and their s/o's/partners reaction?

-🌕 anon!

oooo I like this one!! I got a little handful of mcyts here so hopefully I got all the ones you were looking for! and welcome to the family 🌕 anon! you're officially my first child lmao

MCYT ; you get your tongue pierced

includes ; tommyinnit, ranboo, badlinu, quackity, nihachu, and foolish gamers

warnings ; language, mention of pills, mentions/descriptions of oral anatomy (ik some ppl get icked when ppl talk about insides of mouths i get it)

masterlist

TOMMYINNIT

"woah- hey there"

you're bouncing off the walls and dying to show him

you picked the one moment he's busy with editing and you stand behind him for a solid 3 minutes before he turns around

you stick your tongue out to show off your new piercing and he exclaims a bit, his emotions in awe

he may look disgusted or cringed, but he's just surprised you're for one, not in pain, two, how good it looks on you

"Holy shit, it looks awesome y/n!"

then proceeds to ask a million questions about it

he's mostly just curious what it feels like inside your mouth and how you take care of it and eat around it

idk what to call it bc I obv don't have a tongue piercing (or any in general LMAO) but you do the little putting the piercing between your teeth trick for him and he jumps back all frightened at first

he had no idea how you did it somehow

"how the fuck did you just do that???"

you to be fair jumpscared him with it so you just kinda show him

"doesn't that hurt????"

RANBOO

"Ran, lookit!"

Bro looks up at you with your tongue out and his resting face turns into a wide smile

"Oh my God!? you actually got it? I'm so happy for you!"

wraps you in a hug

once the excitement wears off he's super paranoid about you being uncomfortable or in pain because I mean your tongue just got jabbed with a needle and now you've got a piece of metal in it

also asks questions, mostly because he also wants to understand how it feels in your mouth

"does it like... rub up on the roof of your mouth and scratch it? like, does it hurt other than the pain from the insertion?"

they LOVE when you do the little teeth trick, it's just so cool to them lmao

they'll gift you some new (high quality) jewelry as well every once in a while

he literally went online to get a customized one that says "#1 Ranboo fan" in it for you 💀💀

instead of wearing it, you turn it into a bracelet/necklace/use it as another kind of piercing that way you can actually show it off

he likes seeing you fidget around specifically w the pill ones

questions you constantly how you don't accidently swallow it or something

"wait.. do you take it out when you shower and brush your teeth? genuine question, I swear!"

again, they're happy if you're happy

they're happy seeing you be able to express yourself more clearly and they don't care what it is, they're always by your side

BADLINU

he, harry, & bill came with you for moral support

he wasn't staring down the inside of your mouth but he felt the pain with how hard you were squeezing his hand 💀💀💀💀

he looks up at Harry and Bill with pleading eyes like "Holy shit they have some grip help me"

he refuses to buy/let you buy jewelry that isn't 100% high quality

nor is he letting that shit get infected either

he always notices when you match the jewelry to your outfits or the occasion as well

like you'll be attending the streamer awards and you'll smile for a picture and he'll just see your jewelry perfectly matches your outfit

he likes buying you the fun colorful ones bc you only buy the plain silver/gold/black ones for yourself

"Wait, how do you like... get it out?"

"how much does it hurt?"

sometimes he just finds jewelry you left on the nightstand or dresser from when you have sleepovers

he'll text you like "dude you left your stuff here again I told you to check 💀"

"Shut up I'm omw back"

QUACKITY

"OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT YOU LOOK AWESOME"

like engulfs you in a hug

instantly shows you off the the gang and shit

you basically tell chat all about the story at the piercers and he's cringing in pain all the way through

oh my God he hates the descriptions you use he swears it's just to tease him or something

also the type to custom order jewelry for you

you do order a custom one with the pixel :) tho & u wear it the most out of the other jewelry you have lmaoooo

if it was still 2019 u totally would've done the iconic quackityhq duck

when he kisses you he likes touching the piercing w his tongue just to fuck you up bc it feels weird

"HAHA L!"

genuinely concerned sometimes bc you sit there and fidget w it and zone out for a solid 5 minutes in a loud room and he's just worried you'll rip it out or smthn

also the type to wonder how you don't accidently swallow it

always makes you pose with your tongue out in pics he takes of you bc he's so in love with it

he probably loves that damn piercing more than he loves you

NIHACHU

"Oh my gosh! you look so good!"

like hugs you and spins you around

helps you take care of it and stuff, always on top making sure you're not in pain and whatnot

she'll match her snakebites with your new piercing

if you're wearing some silver jewelry, she'll change her snakebites to silver hoops or spikes etc etc

also gifts you jewelry religiously

she found some online (high quality as well 🙏🙏🙏) that perfectly match your aesthetic and never has she ever clicked add to cart so damn quick

also helps you style jewelry with outfits

she also likes the teeth trick, she likes the sound mostly of the jewelry clinking off your teeth

it's one of those like adrenaline shudder moments yk?

but she is constantly getting pictures of you showing it off/with your tongue out

like quackity, I think she likes the piercing more than she likes you LMAO

FOOLISH GAMERS

"Oh, hi- oh my God, hi!"

he's so interested just off the bat

you do the little teeth trick and he does his little giggle ❤️❤️

"that sounds so weird"

he has you show it off to his stream and he's all smiles and shit

he of course gifts you a lot of jewelry as well and always triple checks to make sure it's high quality

his Google history is just "Is _____ high quality?" "Is it safe to buy from ____?" etc

when you're making out or whatever he loves tasting the metal of the piercing on his tongue, he's addicted

always compliments you as well, always posting photos w you showing it off too

like you'll most a photo showing it off and he'll be in the comments like "marry me pls" and be fighting off your fans who are just complimenting you

like some random person will be like "omg you look so cool!!" and he'll jokingly reply with a "back off buddy they're mine 😡"

God I'm so in love with this man

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hello sex witch I love what you do it's so cool and informative!!! this is probably a dumb question but like my partner and I were both virgins (we're each other's first and are solidly monogamous) so if we only ever have sex with each other are we at risk of getting STDs? I googled it and Planned Parenthood says yes but I honestly don't know how I could get syphilius from doing oral on her if neither of us have never done it before. Is there a real risk??

hi anon,

there's no such thing as a dumb question!

you and your partner are unlikely to spontaneously manifest syphilis if neither of you have ever had partnered sex, but it's not impossible for someone to have sexually transmitted infections without having ever had sex. many people catch herpes as children through close non-sexual contact with adult caregivers, some people contract STIs that are transmitted by their mothers during pregnancy or birth, and HIV can spread through shared syringes or piercing equipment.

I don't say any of this to make you or your partner needlessly paranoid or fearful; STIs are part of life like any other illness and shouldn't be seen as something that reflect negatively on the people who have them. ultimately, it's up to you and your partner to decide if you feel reasonably sure that you are both STI-free and willing to take that (slim) risk, or if you would prefer to get a couple's STI test as a fun little date. both are completely acceptable answers, and it's totally up to you to decide as a couple what the right choice is for you to make together.

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I think one hot summer day after melting alone in a motel room for 3 weeks and after a million and one viewings of the lost boys (on a stolen vhs tape) dean is like sammy. sammy. you have to pierce my ear for me. I’ll get you ice cream if you do a good job sammy do you wanna pierce my ear. and sammy, 11 years old, just starting to enter the fun, feral, and bloodthirsty stage of adolescence, is like. dean I have quite literally never wanted anything more. give me a needle NOW. they sanitize the needle in listerine mouthwash and they don’t have an ice cube, but they’re vaguely aware that a lemon is sometimes involved in the process so they decide to squirt it on dean’s ear AFTER poking a hole in it. they don’t steady the ear with anything and sam overestimates his strength and jams it in so hard it also stabs into dean’s neck and they almost couldn’t pull it out. they’re both screaming. sammy starts frantically squeezing lemon juice all over the side of dean’s face which is making him scream more. john walks in in the middle of this and in a rare moment of picking his battles he’s like alright. as long as that doesn’t get infected neither of you are in trouble. clean up the blood off the sink. jesus christ do you even have an earring to put in there? no, they do not have an earring. that genuinely never occurred to dean<3 john thinks this is genuinely hilarious and finds a safety pin to use instead and reiterates that it Better not get infected. of course this piercing IMMEDIATELY gets infected. it’s very bad, but dean knows they can’t afford a doctor’s trip and neither of the boys wanna bring it up to john and ruin a good memory for him, so dean enters a beanie phase (in the middle of a heat wave) to hide it, and honestly at this point john forgot and just thought the hat was a normal weird teenage fashion fad so he didn’t question it. they had to wait until bobby’s next custody-six-weekends to get to a doctor and bobby yelled at them for an hour straight and insisted on cleaning it out with the medicine himself since they obviously can’t be trusted to take care of themselves, and also made sure to tell the boys that the actual hole was crooked and looked dumb as hell, although dean did find an anti-possession symbol earring on his bedside table the next morning

[spinjitsuburst]

I just saw that art u rbed to here from ur main and like while its an amazing peice of art its in own right MY EYES ZOOMED ONTO ONE ARMED LLOYD im so curious where that hc comes from if u wanna ramble abt scar and injury hcs id love to hear genuinelylike. I love scar hcs yeah

I'M SO SORRY THIS ASK TOOK SO LONG BUT OH MY GOD I LOVE TALKING ABOUT DESIGN AND SCAR HEADCANONS SO LIKE GHDFSGHKJFDG

generally i draw the ninja in a pretty vague "around or after crystalized but before DR" timeline so that's what i'm operating under with these headcanons

also i didn't draw zane here cuz android bodies confuse me and i also got. lazy hgkfdsghkjf but i'll do his someday

lloyd's 20~ and the other ninja are mid 20s~

FIRST UP MY FAVS

starting with lloyd i give him a dragon tail and oni horns, as well as pointed ears. he's got a semi-grunge/goth style so i usually draw him with piercings and stuff. he lost his arm during the events of hunted to me but i dont really have a set event in mind for it. his back was SUPER damaged during the sons of garmadon fight and sometimes has to wear a back brace, and his ankle flares up from time to time

jay kept a lot of his scars hidden for a while because they came from skybound (some of his worst injuries lingered from the timeline). not sure whether he's come clean to the ninja yet or not. the marks on his wrist and ankle are from vengestone cuffs on the ship (blame hat because they gave jay vengestone cuffs in bbnb and it broke my brain so my jay has them now). the wound on his side is from skybound as well. ironically his face scar is NOT from skybound, but he was blind in that eye after skybound and hid it from the team. the current scar is from a fight where an enemy sliced a knife up the side of his face, and his lightning reacted badly and struck him while also striking the enemy. he almost died it was NOT a fun day for anybody. also he's a trans man so top scars!!

nya's scars are fun, she obviously has the tiger widow venom scar from skybound (kai finds out about that one after it gets infected cuz she wasn't taking proper care of it after the timeline reset, and he was NOT happy about it) but she also has lichtenberg scars on her hand from a time jay was holding it and accidentally shocked her badly with his powers. he starts wearing gloves after this incident. she also, of course, still has the markings from her time merged with the sea. they glow blue when she uses her powers, and her eyes are more glowy now as well (she kinda looks like a cryptid)

kai's deceptively scrawny. he has basic muscles but he's super skinny, so a lot of people think he isn't as strong as the rest of the ninja. however he's CRAZY strong and has a solid core. He also has a bunch of scars all over his hands from his time as a blacksmith. They're mostly little burns and nicks, but there's one that stretches across his hand from when he accidentally grabbed a hot blade. he also has a lot of body hair

cole is chubby but INSANELY strong, even without super strength. he has a bunch of scars, especially on his arms, from being tanky and blocking blows with his body. most of his scars are ninja related, but he does have one on his leg from a dance accident. nothing major, but the scar stuck around. he also has his ghost scar that goes over his eye somewhat, causing his pupil to be an unnatural green

also a height chart for comparison! one day i'll do zane too but i got lazy. hard to figure out scars for a nindroid, but i imagine that under his plating, the side of his face will ALWAYS have glowing gold scars from the overlord, no matter how many times he makes a new body or tries to fix them

[ursulanoodles]

Stardew Valley Bachelor Headcanons: Piercings

My stab at some silly piercing headcanons. Slightly NSFW. 18+

Alex: Since he’s athletic, he’d be really choosy about which piercings he gets. Definitely doesn’t want something that could be easily ripped out/tugged on during games or practice. Nipple piercings are out for this guy. I also think he’d go for simple piercings, nothing overly adventurous.

Ear lobes, orbital, snug, maybe traditional tongue piercing (iykyk😜)

Elliott: Like Alex, I can’t see Elliott having anything too adventurous. He seems like a more laid-back and pretentious (in a good way) kind of guy. Definitely vain. He would get piercings purely for aesthetic reasons.

Nostril, ear lobes, orbital, snug, tragus, daith, helix

Harvey: Absolutely not. He’s far too worried about the infections and negative health effects that piercings could cause.

Sam: Sam strikes me as the kind of guy who would get anything and everything just for the fun of it (and maybe even on a dare).

Anything on the ears (including plugs/spacers/gauges), nipples, septum, nostril, labret, medusa, lip, eyebrow (horizontal or traditional), earl

Tongue: viper piercing, frenulum, or tip.

Genital: Dydoe, frenum, lorum - aesthetic and pleasurable

Sebastian: Sebastian, like Sam, would be more adventurous than most of the bachelors but less adventurous than Sam. He’s way more into tattoos than piercings.

Ears: plugs/spacers/gauges, lobes, forward helix, daith, tragus/anti, snug, helix

Nostril, lip (or snakebites), nipples, tip of the tongue

Genital: Maybe dydoe or frenum - for your pleasure

Shane: More conservative with piercings than Sam or Sebastian, but still into them. That being said, he also strikes me as the kind of guy who might secretly be afraid of needles: no logical reasoning, just vibes.

Plugs/spacers/gauges, industrial, helix/forward, daith

Maybe traditional tongue for your pleasure😉(he really likes to give head, okay?)

Genital: Dydoe, frenum, or Prince Albert. He was drunk when this happened. His partner(s) seem to enjoy it, so he keeps it.

** Assuming the bachelors are cis

These are my headcanons. If you don't like them, feel free to keep scrolling. No need to be hateful.

Dividers here

[fourthavecafe]

can you do a L x reader where reader is nothing L while he’s trying to work and he gets up and just tickles them crazy! Take as much time as you need!

when annoying your boyfriend L takes a wrong turn ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪

The room was silent except for the rhythmic tapping of L’s fingers on his keyboard. He sat in his usual crouched position, his dark eyes fixed on the multiple monitors in front of him.

The glow of the screens reflected off his pale face, highlighting the bags under his eyes. He was deep in thought, piecing together clues for his latest case, when you decided to interrupt again.

“L, come on! You’ve been sitting there for hours” you said, leaning over the back of his chair. “Don’t you ever take a break?”

L didn’t look up. “I’m working” he replied in his usual monotone voice. “and you’re distracting me.”

You pouted, walking around to face him. “But you’ve been working all day! Don’t you want to do something fun? Like… I don’t know, eat cake? Or watch a movie? Or—”

“No” L interrupted, his eyes still glued to the screen. “I don’t.”

You sighed dramatically, plopping down on the floor next to him. “You’re so boring. How can you just sit there all day and not go crazy?”

L finally glanced at you, his expression as blank as ever. “I’m not the one who’s been talking nonstop for the past hour.”

You stuck your tongue out at him, earning a slight raise of his eyebrow. “Well, maybe if you paid attention to me once in a while, I wouldn’t have to annoy you so much.”

L didn’t respond, returning his focus to his work. You groaned, flopping onto your back and staring at the ceiling. “You’re impossible, you know that?”

For the next hour, you continued to pester him, asking random questions, making jokes and occasionally poking his arm. L remained calm, answering your questions with short, clipped responses and ignoring your attempts to get a reaction out of him. But beneath his stoic exterior, he was growing increasingly annoyed.

Finally, after what felt like an eternity, L closed his laptop and turned to face you. “Are you quite finished?” he asked, his voice as calm as ever.

You sat up, grinning. “Depends. Are you finally going to take a break?”

L stared at you for a moment, his dark eyes unreadable. Then, without a word, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of handcuffs. “Actually, I need your help with something.”

Your eyes lit up. “Really? You never ask for my help! What is it?”

L held up the handcuffs, examining them closely. “These are a new design. I need to test them on someone to see how effective they are. Would you mind?”

You hesitated for a moment, then shrugged. “Sure, why not? What do I have to do?”

L gestured for you to stand up. “Turn around and put your hands behind your back.”

You did as he asked, feeling a slight thrill at being involved in one of his experiments. L fastened the handcuffs around your wrists, his movements precise and efficient. “How do they feel?” he asked.

You wriggled your hands a bit. “A little tight but not too bad. What’s next?”

L didn’t answer immediately. Instead, he stepped back and tilted his head, his gaze drifting down to your stomach. You were wearing a crop top and your belly button ring glinted in the light. L’s eyes narrowed slightly, as if he were studying a particularly intriguing puzzle.

“Your piercing” he said suddenly. “How long have you had it?”

You blinked, caught off guard by the question. “Uh… a few years, I guess. Why?”

L stepped closer, his expression as calm as ever. “I’ve always found body modifications fascinating. The human body’s ability to heal and adapt is remarkable. Have you ever experienced any complications? Infections, for example?”

You shook your head, feeling a bit self-conscious under his intense gaze. “No, not really. I made sure to take care of it properly.”

L nodded, his eyes still fixed on your stomach. “Interesting and does it still cause any discomfort?”

“Not really” you said, shifting uncomfortably. “Why are you so interested all of a sudden?”

L didn’t answer. Instead, he reached out and gently poked your stomach, just below the piercing. You let out a startled shriek, jerking away from his touch. “L! What the hell?”

L tilted his head, his expression unchanged. “You laughed. Why?”

You glared at him, your face turning red. “Because it tickled, you idiot!”

L’s eyes widened slightly, as if he’d just made a groundbreaking discovery. “Tickled?” he repeated, his voice tinged with curiosity. “Fascinating.”

Before you could react, he poked your stomach again, this time with a bit more force. You burst into laughter, squirming in an attempt to escape his touch. “L, stop! That’s not funny!”

But L wasn’t laughing. In fact, he looked more serious than ever. “This is an interesting reaction” he said, his tone clinical. “The human body’s response to tickling is a complex neurological phenomenon. It’s often associated with vulnerability and trust, as the sensation can only be triggered in certain areas.”

You tried to back away but L followed you, his fingers now exploring your sides. You let out another peal of laughter, your legs giving out beneath you. L caught you easily, lowering you to the floor with surprising gentleness.

“Your laughter is quite… intense” he observed, his voice calm despite your frantic squirming. “I wonder if other areas are equally sensitive.”

“L, I swear—” you started but your words were cut off as he dug his fingers into your ribs. You screamed with laughter, tears streaming down your face as you tried to wriggle away. But with your hands cuffed behind your back, there was no escape.

L continued his “experiment” with the precision of a scientist, methodically testing every spot that made you laugh. He took mental notes, his expression never wavering from its usual blankness. “The sides are particularly sensitive” he murmured, more to himself than to you. “And the area just below the ribs… fascinating.”

By the time he finally stopped, you were a giggling, breathless mess on the floor. L stood up on his heels, studying you with a thoughtful expression. “That was… enlightening” he said, his tone as calm as ever.

You glared at him, though the effect was somewhat ruined by your flushed face and tear-streaked cheeks. “You’re the worst” you muttered, still trying to catch your breath.

L tilted his head, a faint smirk tugging at the corner of his lips. “Perhaps. But now I know how to silence you when you’re being… disruptive.”

You groaned, letting your head fall back against the floor. “I hate you.”

L walked off, brushing off his pants. “No, you don’t” he said simply. “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have work to do.”

and with that, he walked back to his chair, leaving you cuffed and helpless on the floor. You couldn’t help but laugh, despite yourself. L was impossible, infuriating, and utterly unpredictable and somehow, that was exactly why you couldn’t stay mad at him.

[culturalsillystine]

This will be split into two separate posts to save my sanity.

Unfortunately, Zero Day has begun to plague our mind again. Sorry for anyone who doesn't fw the Zero Day posts.

Anyway, I'm someone who personally believes Andre and Calvin wouldn't still be friends if Zero Day hadn't happened. So I decided, for fun, I'd draw my interpretation of what they'd look like if they hadn't gone through with Zero Day, as well as me blabbering about how their lives would be. This post is unfortunately very long, and only focuses on Calvin. Andre will have his own post.

Calvin Gabriel

I personally believe his personal life would get a little (a lot) harder had Zero Day been canceled. I'll elaborate on how I think it'd be stopped in another post but that isn't too important to this, anyway. The only important thing is I think it'd either begin with or lead to some kind of verbal and physical altercation. I don't fully know what would go down, but he'd end up with a broken and permanently crooked nose.

I invision the argument happening after the pipe bomb scene, but before they burn all their belongings. I believe Calvin would take some of the pipe bomb making materials for himself. I haven't decided the exact reason he'd do it yet, but I still think he would. I think he'd make a few things, maybe pipe bombs, but I think he'd stick to smaller explosives. I don't know how explosives work, I'm going to say this now. Maybe it wasn't an explosive he made, maybe it was a firework or something. But I believe he'd be playing around and it would backfire, and he'd get hit in the face. He'd be left with a big ass scar and a fake eye. You might be thinking, hey, if he went to the hospital, they'd cover his mouth, wouldn't they? And yes, they probably would, but I see Calvin as the type of person to not want it covered. I think he'd look at it and think wow, I'm a fucking idiot, I need to look at this every morning to rememher how much of a retard I am. And in some way, it'd remind him of Andre.

(Do I think they'd do this in real life? No, they'd probably take some skin from his leg or something. But this is MY post and NOT yours so I can decide WHATEVER I WANT!!)

(Also, forgive me for the inaccuracy of the scar. I know the anatomy and shaping is probably very wrong.)

I think he'd slowly start to gain weight. Not for one reason or another, he just does. I think it'd he a fairly consistent cycle of gain, lose, gain, lose. He'd grow his hair out because he doesn't like to get haircuts because they ask so many questions about his face, and he doesn't like cutting it himself. There's a scar on his eyebrow from where he gave himself an eyebrow piercing, but it got infected because he didn't clean it properly. He left it in until his body eventually rejected it.

In the picture below, he is 26. He works 11am-7pm at a grocery store. He wears a mask at work and has picked up some ASL to make sure everyone has a chance to understand him. He lived with his parents until he was 23, and at that age he told them he needed help, he felt like he was getting nowhere in life. They helped him get a job and helped him get an apartment. His younger brother is in baseball and he regularly takes him to and from practice. His sister is enrolled in dance classes and is learning piano. He teaches her how to read music. He still feels like he's getting nowhere.

Face close ups.

I will provide close ups for other things, if anyone wants them. Enjoy this, it took me way too long. Or don't. Feel free to send me death threats if you hate it.

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genderbent marauders! (U agree) lily, Mary, marlene as boysss. Girl Barty!!! Girl evan omg! (But evan and pandora would probably just switch looks if genderbent) transfem regulus, long hair remus, shirt hair (butch? Maybe) sirius. Omg I'm so normal about all of this

OMG YES. i have a post on fem marauders + regulus &severus here ack i love <33

boy valkyries... so hot. lily would be that hot condescending nerd type i fear. thinks he's too good for everything, too smart for you, morally superior. wants to dress really well but hates wearing sweaters (makes him feel old), he's weirdly into his totally platonic best friend (snape) and changes completely into the "chill senior"/"party guy" when they break up stop being friends. oh and also has a very long skin care routine his friends would make fun of him about .

GUY MARY OMG. canon james potter i fear. he would be a jock. like captain, picking up girls left and right, flirting with teachers. he'd walk into class late and it's okay because the teacher has such a soft spot for him. he has a very short fuse and starts fights in hallways. drives when he's underaged, very high snapscore, very cool highlights on insta. tristan from gilmore girls type. god i love him. also dresses so well. he's a horrible man that stands girls up and breaks friendships apart but he's tall, hot, dresses well and smells amazing so...

marlene as a guy. loser. when she's a girl i oscillate between rockstar gf/loser but as a guy 100% loser. wears big shirts with weird shit written on it and bugs bunny shorts. frosted tips. plays basketball but is really shit at it. cries a lot. sits in the back of class and flies paper planes. loves cars (the movie). cross my dick and swear to balls. idk. love him.

omg... girl barty. looks completely normal - well dressed, hair well done, a little pale and her hair's thinning but that's alright - but she's literally insane. hello kitty girl (as in she's severely mentally ill and belongs in a mental institute). insta story spammer. has an onlyfans. gets her nails done every week somewhere new because she ends up trauma dumping and crying on her tech. she's the girl with the boyfriend twenty years older than her that cheats on her biweekly, smokes at the table and hits her occasionally. someone get this woman therapy 😟

girl evan... idk i hc pandora would be soo diff as a guy to evan. like i don't think the rosier twins would change personalities w genders. evan was and is a loser, very hungry for affection, very mean. female manipulator . on twt 24/7. very controlling gf ("why'd you like her picture? go be with her if you love her so much"). also !!! so many piercings. barty too btw they did them on each other and they probably all got infected at least once. (ears, eyebrow, tongue, septum, third eye, cheek, nipples, naval, back dimples, etc.)

boy pandora would b actually scary bc she'd stay the same but now she's a six foot tall man. imagine a rat. now make it human. that's pandora. i love her sm.

[darklcy]

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this has been in the drafts for a long, long time and i haven’t posted aot in a while, so enjoy :) | also i feel like some of these may be ooc but this was fun to write! just keep in mind this is how i think they’d act in a modern setting, ofc minus the war & trauma

attack on titan masterlist

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skips class to vape

smokes to thundercat & nirvana

flannels flannels flannels

naturally you steal them. acts coy when you do.

“you didn’t steal it, i just let you wear it and didn’t say anything when you went home with it.”

i feel like he’d be into meditating. idk why. like someone said he should do it so now he does a quick 5-min guided meditation every morning

showers with his chain on and gets green neck

doodles on his converse and yours

writes “hi :)” on your homework, journals, notes, etc during class

has a minecraft server w jean, connie and armin

claims he’s not scared of games like outlast or silent hill but everyone knows he’s lying

ends up hiding behind you in haunted houses

LOVES DRIVE THRUS/FAST FOOD. sonic & in n out specifically

toddler sense of humor, like finds things falling over funny (y’all remember the video of the piece of bread falling over-)

doesn’t know how to work pinterest

leans over people’s shoulders to look at their phones

tried getting his cartilage pierced but it got infected

has a few tattoos on his wrists and bicep

will bite you impulsively

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you mean my bf

so this boy DOES know how to work pinterest, and has so many boards

one of them is filled w future pets he wants & another one includes house ideas with you :3

is the best language learner and knows french, spanish, and german

can’t watch gory shows like squid game or the walking dead, but enjoys psychological horrors like black swan

has a billion playlists with like 6 songs each

your playlist is titled “lovey” bc i said so

has maybe one lobe piercing. but only one

he goes so hard to TV girl and mac demarco, but also loves singers like sza & jack stauber

LUVS SMOOTHIES

downloaded bumble only for the fun of it once but immediately deleted it when someone liked him

bounces his leg and picks his nails

best. skin. ever. has a good skin care regime

drives a silver toyota prius 

super into journaling & drawing :>

such a gentle bf, but lives for gossip

you text him, “you will NOT believe what i just heard.” and he drops everything he’s doing to respond

coffee dates!!!

you two have a stardew farm together with a dog and a bunch of chickens and cows

his favorite character is crobus

i love him very much

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hardcore alison from breakfast club vibes

secretly into girl kpop groups

but loves hardcore women, like björk & poppy

definitely owns a lot of platform shoes: has like three pairs of demonias

shaves her brows to draw them on 

loves online shopping from aliexpress & etsy

into weird chunky jewelry!! has a necklace with a heavy cat pendant & a pair of eyeball earrings

loves to do your makeup! if you don’t wear a lot daily, she’ll do something for special outings like concerts or even for fun she’ll ask you to let her do it :3

has a tiktok specifically for ootds

favorite foods include spicy ramen, mediterranean meals & ice cream

i feel like she’d be in art class! she’d draw you random portraits or cute versions of you two to put in her scrapbook

oh yeah i also feel like she’d have a scrapbook!!! and keeps a lot of mementos from your dates/hangouts

when you come over, you, her and eren play mario kart

no doubt a spiritual girly: maybe not super into spells but has a tarot deck and a few oracle decks as well as a beautiful incense burner

you two go to goth clubs cuz yeah

her lipstick gets on you all the time

dressed up as lydia deetz one year for halloween

makes rings and necklaces and gives them to you, and she debates on opening an etsy shop

— hope you enjoyed!