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[wastedpotentialsblog]

HAPPY NEW YEARS, YOU ELIKSNI SIMP!

NOT TRUE, I only simp for a select few Eliksni:

Craask, Kell of Kings

Chelchis, Kell of Stone

Draksis, Winter Kell

Solkis, Kell of Devils

Virixas, Kell of Wolves

Skolas, Kell of Kells

Variks, the Loyal

Mithrax, Kell of Light

Eramis, Kell of Darknesa

Orbiks Prime

Kaliks Prime

Sepiks Prime

Sepiks Perfected

Simiks Prime

Brandaks Prime

Riksis, Devil Archon

Aksis, Archon Prime

Vosik, the Archpriest

Raksil, Archon Priest

Aksor, Archon Priest

Keldar, Archon Priest

The Spider

Siviks, Lost to None

Fikrul, the Fanatic

Elykris, the Machinist

Ablazed Glory, Kell's Scourge

Araskes, the Trickster

Hiraks, the Mindbender

Iliksis, Light Stalker

Kaliks Reborn

Kaniks, the Mad Bomber

Kovik, Splicer Priest

Insurrection Prime, Kell's Scourge

The Mad Warden

Pirrha, the Rifleman

Reksis Vahn, the Hangman  

S.A.B.E.R.-2

Serkuleks, the Fount

Taniks, the Scarred

Taniks Perfected

Thaviks, the Depraved

Yaviks, the Rider

Dresiks, Splicer Baron

Greksis, Devil Claw

Kariks, Devil Claw

Karrhis, Archon Rising

Kaviss, Splicer Captain

Loksis, Devil Claw

Meksis, Siege Engineer

Naksis, Devil Baron

Nulsis, Lost to Winter

Rahn, Devil Captain

Rahndel, the Perfected

Riliks, Devil Claw

Sepiks-23

Yalsis, Devil Claw

Aksiniks, Bound by Honor

Arakis-12, Forge Saboteur

Azilis, Dusk Marauder

Brandaks Reborn

Breviks, Dusk Baron

Calzar, Scarred Captain

Chromatic Scrapper

Deksis-5, Taskmaster

Drekthas, Metal Captain

Drenksis

Elyksul, Assault Leader

Eraks-6

Ghalsis, Pilferer Captain

Graxus, Blind Captain

Griklis, Blaze Captain

Haviks, Dusk Baron

Irxahn, Proxy

Irxis Partisan

Jaliks, Fallen Captain

Kalsis, Sunless Captain

Kamak, A-Block Scar

Keldrik, Drained Captain

Kendriks-7

Khirin, Blinding Captain

Kikliss, Murderer

Kiphoris, the Eclipsed

Kiriks-16

Maksor, Starving Scavenger

Mavaks-12

Mazan, Lost Captain

Meliks, Surging Captain

Merix-5

Merix-6

Metsik-3

Mimiks-0, Devil's Scion

Mimiks-1, Devil's Scion

Nariks Reborn

Pallas Siegebreaker

Phensis, Loyal to Eramis

Phyzann, Drowned Captain

Poknis, Order Captain

Queenbreaker

Ralniks, Blood of Kells

Rannix, Drenched Captain

Relentless Grak

Riltrik, Proxy

Rudriks-9

S.A.B.E.R.-0.6

Seleks-1

Selkis, the Obstructor

Sentry Servitor

Siriks, Loyal to Eramis

Skavek, Proxy

Skexis, Outcast Captain

Skriviks, the Sharp-Eyed

Spekkis, Pike Captain

Taksor, Scavenger Raider

Talas, Dusk Captain

Taldriks, Infinite Proxy

Teleks-5

Teleks-8

Teliks, Bandit Captain

Tikkis, Diminished Scrapper

Visik, Twice Meek

Wretch Captain

Yalsis, the Igniter

Zetix-7

Elyksis, Wolf Rebel

Frigoris, Exiled Baron

Phikk, Exile Lost

Paskin, King Baron

Phyksin, King Baron

Vekis, King Baron

Grayliks, Winter Baron

Simiks-3

Basoriks, Wolves' Guard

Beltrik, the Veiled

Drevis, Wolf Baroness

Grayor, Wolf Assassin

Kaliks-12

Liksor, Wolf Blade

Mecher Orbiks-11

Peekis, the Disavowed

Pilxis, Wolf Claw

Pirsis, Pallas-Bane

Saviks, Queenbreaker

Skoriks, Archon-Slayer

Veliniks, the Ravenous

Weksis, the Meek

Yavek, Wolf Baron

Atraks-1, Fallen Exo

Bakris, the Adamantine

Beliks, Salvation Elite

Brig, House Salvation

Deniks, House Salvation

Elenaks, Salvation Elite

Feltraks, Salvation Elite

Ferkis, Salvation's Squall

Keviks, Vex Researcher

Kridis, the Priestess

Meliks, Salvation Elite

Mimiks-0, Devil's Scion

Mimiks-1, Devil's Scion

Phensis, Loyal to Eramis

Phylaks, the Warrior

Piksis, House Salvation

Praksis, the Technocrat

Retiks, House Salvation

Riliks, House Salvation

S.A.B.E.R.-0.1, House Salvation

S.A.B.E.R.-X, House Salvation

Siriks, Loyal to Eramis

Sniksis, House Salvation

Teliks, House Salvation

Teraks, House Salvation

Weniks, Salvation Elite

Yamiks Prime, House Salvation

Zedraks-6, House Salvation

Avakrii, Temple Claimant

Demented Abomination

Devoted of the Fanatic

Drekaa, Warmonger Chieftain

Elikaa, Sworn to Vengeance

Ether Abomination

Fanatic's Chosen

Itzlii, Herald of the Plague

Kruvii, Subversive Chieftain

Macuii, Herald of the Plague

Paradii, the Vigilant

Samaa, the Deserter

Scorn of the Fanatic

Sikariis, Plague of the Well

Tezcaa, Herald of the Plague

The Vengeful Hand

Tirksnii, Corsairbane

Tortured Abomination

Varkuuriis, Plague of the Well

Vilzii, Scorn Chieftain

Visiraa

Yirksii, Subversive Chieftain

Arrha, Spider's Associate

Avrok, Spider's Associate

Brivi

Anarchist Captain, Kell's Scourge

Anarchist Marauder, Kell's Scourge

Anarchist Servitor, Kell's Scourge

Arakis-12, Forge Saboteur

Galagos, Kell's Scourge

Kzelkis, Kell's Scourge

Piraksis, Kell's Scourge

Pthasos, Kell's Scourge

Serekis-9, Kell's Scourge

Telksis the Pillager, Kell's Scourge

The Black Recluse, Forge Warden

Tziksis, Kell's Scourge

Xronos, Kell's Scourge

Zevious-3, Forge Warden

Kaliks-4

Irxis, Wolf Baroness

Parixas, the Howling

The Exile Baroness

Drifis, the Daring – unknown Kell

Eksori

Erivir, the Righteous

Kiriviks, King-Killer

Pirthis, the Peerless

Pithax, Psirris-Slayer

Rilliks, the Revenger

Sekris, Baron of Shanks

Varjis, Clever Headed

Vililiks, the Unvanquished

Vithiliks

Vithriks

Yevik

Groks - bounty hunter

[just-trash-the-trashmouth]

[SPOILERS]

My running commentary of my second time watching Stranger Things 3 E1

- all these angry russians in their masks i-

- TENTACLE FROM YOSIDE SOWN

- WHYS EVERYTHING GOING CEASH CRASH CRAHS

- omg is that Alexei i didn’t notice him the first time round

- hopper isn’t dead they’re looking at dead people too buthopperdidnthavedeadpeoplegoo

- BITCH IS CHOKIJG THE RUSSIAN NOOOONOONO PUT HIM DOWN NO ALEXEI I DONT WANT YOU TO SEE THIS NOOOO OMG RUSSIAN IS DEAD

- DUNADUNADUSNDNNDNSNDNSNSN SUDNUSNSJNSHSNDHDNDUDNDUDNNDD DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DUNDUNDUNDUNDUDNDJDNDNDNDND

- NO NOT THE RADIO I DONT WANNA SEE MILEVEN HAHHDH NO THANKS

- they really suck ass at kissing

- omg mike you freak

- hop :( he’s watching tv by himself stupid el :(

- EL IS WEARING SARAHS BRACELET

- omg the mall OMG LUCAS AND WILL AND MAX ew i’m not ready for wills character to be completely and utterly butchered no

- WILLS AWKWARD RUN AND THE WAY HIS HAIR FLOPS AS HE DOES IT FLAKFKWKF

- omg the powers out wow this isn’t FISHY AT ALL

- ew rats eewwwww rabies and the WHAT ARE THOSE PARTICLES AGAIN ARE THEY METAL BC THE MAGNETS IS THAT WHAT THIS IS and i don’t get why the rats are so relevant is it bc of the plague

- UFUDHHFH WILLSGLANCE AT MIKE THE ONLY BYLER WCENE IN THIS GODDAMN SEASON HE LOOKED AT HIS LIPS AND SKDJSJFJSJFJD

- ‘i’m not gonna... fall in love’ will :(((((

- THE MAGNNENENETTTJDJSJSJS

- omg i’m only a third of the way in this is gonna be a long review

- nancy mightn’t need a jonathan byers pep talk rn but i certainly do so stfu

- DUSTINNNN HE GOES BY GOLD LEADER THATS SO CUTE

- omg yurtle is alive

- dustin’s bedroom is literally so ugly bye and how does his dumbass just forget one of his best friends actually has telekinesis like bro i-

- we really don’t need to be wasting screen time on fucking billy and karen it’s so irrelevant but like okay suffer brothers let’s make will byers a tertiary character and make karen more relevant than him HAHAHhahwhdhd

- what’s a lardass

- dacres acting >>>>

- why is hopper such a literal dumbass he’s a cop of course he knows what a heart to heart is and what boundaries are like honestly the writing for his character was so disgusting at some parts they should have glorified him or at least made him more redeeming to make viewers sadder about his death but literally okay

- these misogynistic freaks talking about girls breasts i hate them sofuckingmuch

- dustin’s slammer invention could be a super violent dildo

- WILL ISNT FUCJING SEXIST SO STOP MAKING HIM BE DUFFERS I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD

- steve is a literal train wreck i cant

- hop again :(

- joyce is my actual wife

- JOPPER HAND HOLD I SIDNT EVEN NOTICE LAST TIMR

- baby hop loves her i’m uwuing so hard

- nobody loves dusty:(

- wow will the mind flayer sensor woopdidoo

- where the fuck are all these rats coming from k

- they look like jelly

- OKAY SO I SHIT ON THE DUFFERS A LOT BUT THEIR TRANSITIONS ARE SO COOL

- imagine feeling sexual attraction lol can’t relate

- karen and billy are so disgusting and irrelevant i can’t

- LUCAS GLUGGING WATER THE FUCKING SOUND MAKE IT STOP HE SPAT IT BACK INNFNFNFN

- lucas is ripped i already knew this but for some reason i’m shocked

- why isn’t joyce scared nobody’s home

- answer the phone nancy YES QUEEN

- stop fucking kissing i swear to god

- i am strongly opposed to mileven as a concept it just freaks me out this entire interaction between them and hopper is so what

- mike isn’t this fucking cocky idrk what happened to his character but i’m not here for iT STOP WHISPERING THIS IS SO FORCED AND DISGUSTING why is this so fucking overexaggerated make it stOp

- dustin suzie isn’t coming to the fucking phone and lucas stop being FUCKING SEXIST

- wow it’s the russians

- time for billy’s character arc to go to SHITTTTT

- aw gosh darn it he crashed his car hAh

- THE BILLY AND BARB PARALLEL OF HIM BEING DRAGGED DOWN THE STAIRS IS GENIUS

okie i’m done now enjoy i guess