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why does god hate me so much
my phone just funking died. it fell on the floor and now it doesnt work any more. all of my things were on it, my art, the fanfic that i was writing, and everthing that i have. it is a miracal that i still have this account on my computer.
i was completing the annabell drawing that i made and now i cant do shit to finish it. all of the firt chapters and the plot summery s of those fanfic are on my phone and i cant get them because they are on my notes app and my phone is unresponsive. i cant get any thing from my phone and nothing is going to be able to get my stuff out. im to broke to repair it. luckly my mom had bought me a new phone already, but i will only get it over 2 weeks, so i might not be responsive for some time.
so basicaly, everthing that i have is going to shit.
i did all of it for nothing.
(the fanfic curse is reall. someon kill me)
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Wash has such a good blog if i’m being honest
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computers love doing a shitty little imitation of the severe weather alert sound when youre trying to play minecraft. its like a mating call or something
#*the archivist speaks#[branzy]#i have no fuckign clue Why its doign that#butr im p sure it is the computer. i dont know what else would be doing that#& i think if it was a real weather alert my parents wouldve gotten me#also i think those tend to be louder? idk i got woken up by one one time#the ac is off#my phone is dead#and i checked my ipad no weather alert thing showed up#i closed minecraft and the Sound hasnt happened since
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#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#arthur morgan#javier escuella#john marston#my art#phone scribbles#doodles#i usually have separate tags for my art and my memes/shitposts/other posts for a fandom#but i think my red dead art is so shitty i don't need the distiction
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Two factor authentification my beloathed.
#personal#my phone is dead#guess what i need to go into my inbox and also look at housing options :))#ill just camp at the library for a bit ig#dont mind me im grouchy
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something something about tragic star-crossed lovers 🌌❤️🩹
#this was super experimental and I’m so happy with how this turned out!!!#trying to ignore how doodoo the colors look on my phone… 🤕#red dead redemption 2#rdr#rdr2#red dead redemption two#rdr2 fanart#arthur morgan#charles smith#rdr2 arthur#rdr2 charles#charthur#arthur morgan x charles smith#charles smith x arthur morgan#digital art#fanart#my art
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impeccable taste once again ms stallion
#evil dead#sharing an ash shaped psychic bond rn#its from a billboard article. i wouldve screenshotted that#but its literally black text on a dark blue bg on my phone -_-
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inspired by this post by @allthefakepeople :)
this was supposed to just be a sketch to use as a reference and then i was going to paint it with gouache (i still might) but i am too impatient and giddy about them to not post it now. love them so much 🩷🩷🩷
everyone watch dead boy detectives i BEG
#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#my art#dbd fanart#dead boy detectives fanart#dbda#payneland#edwin payne#charles rowland#this is the softest thing ive ever created#digital art#i did this on my phone#because i am mentally unwell about these ghost boys
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!! minors dni; simon x cam girl f!reader; kinda sexting; UNEDITED and RAMBLING // divider by @/plutism <3
yall know those ‘ask me’ thingies in instagram and how theyre not anonymous? mmmprmn thinkin about simon finally giving in and sends cam girl! reader replies (he’s not tech savvy, forgive him 😔)
the questions are always fashioned the same way, he’s noticed. you only ever post those, anyway, when you’re in the middle of editing a new video but it’s taking too long so to keep your loyal viewers interested, you entertain them with little questions.
“which toy next?” you posted, showcasing four different sex toys splayed on your bed—a purple sucking vibrator, that bullet vibrator you’ve made multiple videos on, a rainbow-coloured dildo, and another one that squirts which is simon’s favourite if he’s being honest.
you always did cum the hardest when you’re being pumped full. simon wonders how much more intense would it be if you were properly fucked and filled; stuffed continuously, repeatedly, until your pussy’s all wet and sensitive. until it takes—
overtaken by his desire, he gives in and he types out his answer, “a real prick would look better in you.”
he didn’t expect you to see it, let alone for you to reply, but you did and simon reads it with a huff.
> ok troll
i’d volunteer myself, really. <
> yeah right. like i can trust you
what? you want proof that i can make you feel good? <
your reply doesn’t come in and he knows that you must want the whole interaction to end there, but simon won’t let you—doll, he’s finally managed to talk to the girl he’s been fantasizing about, did you really think he’d let the opportunity pass? you don’t even know how many times he’s fucked his fist to the videos of you bullying a dildo in your sopping cunt or the ones of you squirting while you ride that saddled vibrator that punches out guttural moans from the base of your throat.
jesus, just thinking about you mewling and creaming, your skin shimmering with your sweat, has simon chubbing up in his sweats.
so he gets bolder, changing his accounts—both this and the one he’s used to subscribe to your site—so that you know it’s him. he uploads pictures, exposing enough of himself that it feels real and authentic, and begins to tack on messages to every tips he gives.
it takes about two months until you finally caved.
> so… youre not a troll :(
why the sad face? did you want me to be? <
> course not!
> hby? what do YOU want
simon licks at his chapped lips, his legs unconsciously spreading already.
how about pics? show you what i was volunteering? <
> uh
> you wanna send a dick pic?
yeah. evens out the relationship, don’t it? after all, i just about know how your pussy looks and how it squirts. <
> youre soooo weird LOL
> but sure yea why not ig
simon snorts because try as you may, you don’t sound unbothered at all. after all, he knows you’ve been looking back at him—you followed him back in his socials, you even respond to all his tips and messages, and one time you even moaned his alias out loud during your stream. really, you’re not subtle with your own interest at all.
he pulls his sweats down and takes a pic of his half-chub. it’s a little blurry, and the angle captures more of the tuft of hair than the way his cock’s all flushed and filling-out, but simon knows what a decent dick picture looks like—they’ve all received numerous from mactavish—and this one looks good enough so he sends it to you and watches as his message goes from delivered to seen.
you don’t reply right away, nor after three minutes—he knows because the commercials ended and his game’s back on—and simon wonders if you’re back to ignoring him when—
> oh
> thats a good dick
he laughs, booming.
oh so you want it now? <
a speech bubble appears, then it disappears, then it appears again. this happens for a while and it’s somewhat entertaining to simon, mirth filling him up. then, you finally send your reply and this time simon couldn’t stop the barked out laughter that rumbles from his throat because you sent him your address.
simon’s out the door in minutes, his bike keys clutched in his fist.
#suns#simon ghost riley x reader#simon ghost riley#basically: i wanted a camgirl/viewer smau but my other phone is dead 🥲 so have this attempt!#''stranger danger!!"' yea but its simon :^( i'll let him do anything to me
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Supernatural September - Day 4 | Glitch
Canonically, Dean never said Cas’ name after the fake phone call in 15.19. Canonically, while Bobby said Cas “Helped” revamp Heaven into a Heaven that Dean “deserved,” Cas never showed up. Canonically, Dean left that heaven, which contained his family, to go “find family.”
There is a glitch that is Cas-shaped, and Dean knows it.
#spnsept24#dean Winchester#castiel#spnfanart#Destiel art#spn art#wiggleart#this is a little thingy that speaks to at least my personal flavor of chuck won#where I don’t believe cas was ever in heaven#and the heaven that dean deserved as Bobby puts it#was actually a prison chuck threw dean in with no cas on purpose#bc cas exists outside of chucks narrative#and having those two near each other threatens chucks livelihood#dean never says cas after that phone calls in 1519#and cas never shows up in heaven#‘but misha said’ no doesn’t matter. Misha also to#told me that jimmy was supposed to be at the bar dressed as cas#which makes sense. cas should still be in the empty. there’s no reason why he should be out#and Dean isn’t even in heaven anymore as per the Winchesters#heaven contained his dead family at least and Bobby and supposedly Jack but yet he still leaves#in pursuit of finding his family#there’s just one family member unaccounted for [not counting Sam who just isn’t there uet]
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#well that’s awkward#featuringggg my new converse!!#EVERYONE THANK TREE FOR HELPING ME WITH THIS#and someone tell james to charge his goddamn phone#marauders#marauders era#the marauders#dead gay wizards#slytherin skittles#jegulus#regulus black#james potter#sirius black#sirius o black#sirius orion black#sirius and james#james and sirius#james and regulus#regulus and james#james x regulus#regulus x james#jegulus fic#jegulus fanfiction#regulus arcturus black#regulus a black#james fleamont potter#james f potter#sirius being dramatic#sirius being sirius#platonic prongsfoot
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Instantly thought on them xD
#aftermath of my last drawing ig#digital art#artwork#illustration#dead plate#dead plate rody#dead plate game#dead plate vincent#rody x vincent#vincent x rody#fanart#drawing#My friend was peeking at my phone while i drew this LMAO#Totally didnt draw this in class
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#im kind of back#woo hoo#my phone is still dead but i temporarily have a new phone so im finally here to post#spn#supernatural#spn text post#dean winchester#castiel#destiel#deancas#spn memes#spn 5x18#spn 5x03#spn 7x23#not natural
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Barty "manic-depressive, ptsd, self destruction addict, doesn't know how to love because hes never experienced it, can it really be called daddy issues if he doesn't consider himself his father's son?, drug dependent, suicidal moron, but really smart when he tries" Crouch Jr.
Evan "I can fix him (I'm worse)" Rosier
#i went on a rant#oopsies#someone take my phone away#but me and barty would be best friends#rosekiller#dead gay wizards from the 70s#barty crouch jr#evan rosier#atyd#the marauders
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how to explain that the reason i’m smiling uncontrollably while looking down on my phone is not because i’m texting some secret love interest, but because i am, in fact, on tumblr dot com reblogging ship art of gay ghost detectives
#someone is inevitably going to ask me why i’m always on my phone grinning and i have no idea what i’m meant to say to that#dead boy detectives#dbda#edwin payne#charles rowland#payneland#dead boy detective agency#dead boy detective netflix#not-the-living-ghost
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you know. I think the reasons it feels so literally narratively wrong when people refer to charles as being straight (such as in interviews where his love life comes up and so on) are that A) he’s never deemed outright straight in the show, so it’s just an assumption that he must be straight by default (which is silly in a show like this), and B) what he says following edwin’s confession. I know I’m biased, but even when I try to look at it as neutrally as possible, the way he reacts in general and the specific words he uses just don’t sound right when you imagine them being said by a Totally Definitely Straight guy.
first of all if you actually listen to it instead of absorbing the scene superficially it’s not particularly a rejection at all, and the actors have stated that themselves– it’s not him saying no, it’s him saying “I can’t give you an answer right now, but I will eventually”. that’s not an interpretation, that’s literally just the truth of what he said (and again, the actors agree). can you imagine a straight guy saying that, or possibly even more damning, “we have literally forever to figure out the rest [“the rest” meaning anything that goes beyond the kind of love charles already solidly has for him]”.
imagine you’re a straight man who’s unwaveringly confident in his orientation and your gay best friend confesses his feelings for you. you would not respond with the implication there is a “the rest” to figure out. since the main, obvious obstacle would be your solid lack of attraction to men, that’d probably be essential to your response– it wouldn’t be a “I can’t say–“ it’d be a “I can’t be–“. and on top of all that, I feel like the whole thing would have to sound far more apologetic– “I’m sorry, I love you and that’ll never change, but I just can’t love you the way that you love me.” something like that, right?
tldr: this is a rare instance in television where assuming a character is straight by default makes Less sense than the alternative. and charles’ choice of words in the confession overtly suggest that he is, at the very least, unsure of his orientation.
#rambling#thinking about this cause I saw another post about how weird it is to see people assume him to be straight and consider his being bi#more of a fandom headcanon- ie; less legitimate. and also that he just seems bi to such an extent that it doesn’t feel like a headcanon–#and I am here to say that yeah. he feels that way for a reason. and that reason is because he has not been portrayed in this show as a#straight character. like just flat out. that’s not to say he’s being overtly portrayed as a bi character (yet) either BUT I think it is#completely within reason to say he has been overtly ambiguous. and rarely does that mean a character is going to end up being straight.#anyway I have brainrot I need to go. do something. and get off my phone probably#charles#charles rowland#dead boy detectives#IN MY DEFENSE I am literally a film studies major. analyzing characters and scenes and etc. is kinda. what i do
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