Dear salmon run players-
PUT THE EGGS IN THE MF BASKET- istg i've lost so many rounds because people just leave the eggs sitting around and I swear I'm the only 1 trying to meet the quota-
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apartments being like "you have to make 3x this rent a month for us to let you rent here" are so stupid. you think i'm spending $4000 on bills food and incidentals? the most i've ever spent on a car repair was $2k. give me your stupid apartment asshole
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Two apartments ago I had sliding mirror doors on my closet and every time I’m worldbuilding and timeline planning a major project I miss those doors so much 😭😭😭
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Okay so i still don't know what is behind all the removal from streaming platforms, like if Ray is cooking something (🤞) or if it's bc of the latest disgraceful stunt pulled by spotify (grrr) BUT
BUT!!!!
IT'S STILL THIS VERY SPECIAL GIRL'S SEVENTH BIRTHDAY TODAY SO I DON'T CARE IMMA CELEBRATE IT ANYWAY🥹🥺🥹🥺
She helped me through SO.much.shit. through the years and it's made by the most talented musician and most beautiful person I've ever known in the music industry and sung in the most angelic of human voices in the history of humans singing their feelings out loud so.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY REMEMBER THE LAUGHTER, my sweet girl and friend in need. I love you. Forever. 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
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I have two hours left at work, and I don't want to write blogs for clients! I want to write Ikkaku-related things! Kisses! Starters! I want to plot with people! Whhhyyyy must I be a responsible adult and write about boring stuff?!
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so much on my mind about this shit job, but i just love (sarcastically) that if you're to be exercising, you MUST build up to it, 'less you cause injury. because you can and will if your body isn't ready. if you do 100 pushups first time.... you're a prodigy of exercise and you're probably gonna burn out if you're not suffering alreadt.
yet a desperate fucker who needs a job to survive? nah, 7 hours of exercise each day all week? yep, that's reasonable. totally (further sarcasm)
you never worked out before? too bad, get back to work. make us more money. fill my pockets and fund my sixty mansions. (eat the rich, comrades, they are nothing without our labour)
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