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matthew patel + gideon graves nation how are we doing right now oh my god
#scott pilgrim takes off#ive just woke up and am already on episode 6#oh my god???? I did not expect this at all but i love it so much#we are getting FED!!!!!! we are actually winning#my pathetic blorbos…..#gideon (cough) gordon my beloved pathetic girlfriend
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Girls will say "this is my beautiful wife" and their beautiful wife is just a weird looking man
#the heron speaketh#delighted to see the blorbo tags on this one if it takes off but i want everybody to know that this post is about#the terror#goodsir my sad pathetic wife harry goodsir#his fluffy muttonchops and big wet eyes like a baby cow have bewitched me. im going to wlakinto the sea#ive been such a normal kind of sad lately let me be a little fuxking derangwd on main for a while OkAY. OKAY. let me be weird ive earned it
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sue me im rewatching 7.04 but i can't express how much i love the truly insane bit of dialogue between buck and maddie where maddie, normal, asks buck if it was really that chris wouldn't stop talking about tommy, or if it was just that buck kept pressing chris for intel, and buck, unwell, objects that he actually didn't have to press chris for info at all because eddie's out here blasting his infatuation with tommy on display via (1) entry on a fridge calendar (that may or may not have been hidden under a takeout menu) that he's even had the indecency to circle, like a whore
#i love my pathetic little blorbo soooo so much <333#he came into that house with a mission and went literally scrounging around for clues. obsessed#evan buckley#buddie#911 abc
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Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)
#*#swedit#starwarsedit#obiwanedit#usermelanie#usertina#tusermira#usermin#userholloway#usermagic#userfanni#userpegs#userarrow#tusernaij#userelio#prequelsnet#starwarsblr#swsource#gifstarwars#obi wan kenobi#star wars#pathetic soggy man#the blorbo from my shows
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evbo’s parkour master friend fans rise up!!!!!!
#parkour civilization#evbo’s master friend#evbo#minecraft parkour civilization#like seeing him go from the almighty parkour master who oversaw the parkour pros and was a formidable foe in evbo’s first parkour battle to#being revealed that he was practicing and failing brewer jumps and no.1 supporter of evbo and being the damsel in distress in s2. he has it#he has it all!!* idk why it eated the end of my tags#aweeeee pathetic blorbo!!!!!!#he also reminds me of john malevolent. might be the voice filter#i yell#my art
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More Gideon art needs to include her terrible acne, she canonically has an allergic reaction to the grease paint and giant pimples because of it
I want to see the buff lady have acne scars and zits
#is this just cause i like my blorbos pathetic?#yes. yes it is.#and also cause i have terrible acne#gideon nav#gideon the ninth#tlt#the locked tomb#the locked tomb series#alectopause
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the most beautiful man of the empire and his no.1 hater
#kusuriya no hitorigoto#the apothecary diaries#jinshi#maomao#jinmao#was getting back into the art groove and this happened whoops#this is just a skilly sketch that i slapped some colors on#jinshi's bangs were the easiest thing to draw because its basically jiang cheng's (my pookie blorbo) bangs HAHAHA#aww man i sense my type. pathetic purple men who are waaaaay too pretty for their own good#ANYWAYSS!! IM STILL SCREAMING ABOUT S2Ep2!!!!! AHHHH the conspiracy continues to unfold!!#i adore these two so much yall have no idea#sha's art
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La Reine Margot - Charles IX, Henri de Navarre, and Marguerite de Valois
I.III - Un roi poète
I.XXXI - La Chasse à Courre
II.IV - La Nuit des Rois
#La Reine Margot#Alexandre Dumas#Charles IX#Henri de Navarre#Henri IV#Marguerite de Navarre#new obsession just dropped welcome to the era#Charles is callous and sickly and pathetic so naturally he's a blorbo#he can excuse religious war crimes but he draws the line at his sexy cool protestant brother in law ♥️#i havent even designed the main gays of this book...it has so much to offer#16th century#my art
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“Cicero is a dyke” I say into the microphone.
The crowd boos. I turn to leave in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
“She’s right,” I hear. I look for the owner of the voice. There, in the fourth row, he stands: Catullus himself.
#cicero#Latin#classics tumblr#catullus#classics#marcus tullius cicero#my pathetic blorbo#vivamus mea Lesbia atque amemus#Catullus 49#romeblr
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The way this stupid mf has invaded my brain is unfair
#I DONT EVEN INTERACT WITH HARRY POTTER ANYMORE#other than a few commissions i've done for a fic writer recently but moneys money and none of its going to the bitch so#BUT WHY HAS TEENAGE FUCKING VOLDEMORT BEEN JUST-SITTING IN MY BRAIN#GRAH I WANNA BITE HIM AND SHAKE HIM AROUND LIKE A DOG TOY HELP#its not even like-a harry fixation where i gen liked him this mf is dispicable and terrible and actually a villain and my brain is going#YAY NEW BLORBO AND IM LIKE NO#ive been looking at fandom stuff for Tom and theres this one artist that makes him so fucking pathetic and stupid and so human its hilariou#anyway someone save me from Tom Riddle hell#my art#art#fuck JKR just be clear#what is it about me and dark haired guys who are not mentally well and have definitely killed someone#Harry Hook#Jeff the Killer#Tom Riddle#theres a pattern guys theres a pattern#someone save me
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Now that Blitz is allowed to sing for realsies, I need a song in season 3 of just him freaking out about how to be romantic for Stolas. Cause he's never fucking been the romantic one. But he really really wants to for Stolas.
So he tries a bunch a stuff in the song but nothing feels right. And then ends up at the end of the song at The King of Lust's Tower to talk to Fizz hehe.
#helluva boss#blitzø#helluva boss blitzo#blitz#my sweet pathetic boy#so smitten#so helpless#stolitz#helluva boss stolas#stolas#helluva stolitz#helluva boss stolitz#helluva blitz#helluva boss theory#helluva boss blitz#helluva boss fizzarolli#fizzarolli#helluva boss headcanon#helluva boss season 3#my blorbo
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im reading Lord of the rings for the first time and you guys. I'm losing my mind. sam. oh my gosh. rotating him in my mind. samwise gamgee this guy I CANT
#I've had blorbos before#but this guy.#this guy takes the cake#pacing my room#rotating him in my mind#he's so pathetic#he's such a simp#I CANT#look at him#he's perfect#lotr#sam gamgee#samwise gamgee#Lord of the rings#jrr tolkien#and yeah I've seen the movies before but book sam is more#bro fully canonically said he would follow frodo to the moon#I mean I guess there could be a platonic explanation#but still#he's kinda obsessed and I love him for it
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Mean :(
You made persian SAD, are you happy now?
#worst cat dad ever… kill him. /J#MEAN MEAN MAN (I love him)#giovanni pokemon#giovanni#pokemon#evil blorbo#anipoke#persian#team rocket#giovanni team rocket#I can’t get mad at him I tell my cats to shut up too#wait actually no that’s a lie I always meow back at them#Persian was trying to warn you and you didn’t listen#NOWWWWWW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED#anyways live laugh mewtwo returns I rewatch it often solely because this STUPID and PATHETIC man gets a solid chunk of screen time#I need more Giovanni clips and content smh#my beloved old man
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Doodling my dnd oc Helios’ interactions with his main party + Gale in these trying times
Playing him in BG3 is so sad bc he keeps flubbing his rolls terribly the flophouse was made for him 😕😕
Helios is a fire genasi but in this run he’s a tiefling…praying for my sanity.
#dnd character#dnd oc#dnd5e#dnd art#astarion#shadowheart#karlach#gale dekarios#baldurs gate 3#bg3#bg3 fanart#yippiss!!! I’m so deep into the bg3 rabbit hole somebody needs to sedate me#the horrible balance between drawing bg3 vs playing bg3 haunts me#I love Helios little blorbo pathetic wet cat I wish my campaign group got back together for another session we’re so busy
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Some doodles I did at work today because I'm real normal about this guy...
#im lying im lying hes so everything to me i would kill for him#the silly ever#my art#art#doodles#sketches#traditional art#artists on tumblr#vash the stampede#tristamp#trigun stampede#adds another pathetic blonde guy to my blorbo pile.. sigh...
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABYGIRL
#Shima speaks#One Piece#Sanji#Black Leg Sanji#OP#OP Sanji#IT’S HIS DAY!! HIS DAY!!!!!!#I have art in the works btw. :)))))#Anyway happy birthday to the love of my life my pathetic loser cringefail wife my silly little rabbit my blorbo my beautiful girlfriend my
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