#my pathetic blorbos…..

[pintshipper]

matthew patel + gideon graves nation how are we doing right now oh my god

[the-heron]

Girls will say "this is my beautiful wife" and their beautiful wife is just a weird looking man

[buttercupbuck]

sue me im rewatching 7.04 but i can't express how much i love the truly insane bit of dialogue between buck and maddie where maddie, normal, asks buck if it was really that chris wouldn't stop talking about tommy, or if it was just that buck kept pressing chris for intel, and buck, unwell, objects that he actually didn't have to press chris for info at all because eddie's out here blasting his infatuation with tommy on display via (1) entry on a fridge calendar (that may or may not have been hidden under a takeout menu) that he's even had the indecency to circle, like a whore

[userobiwan]

Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002) 

[hi-rt]

evbo’s parkour master friend fans rise up!!!!!!

[griddleharkbrainrot]

More Gideon art needs to include her terrible acne, she canonically has an allergic reaction to the grease paint and giant pimples because of it

I want to see the buff lady have acne scars and zits

[wanyinchen]

the most beautiful man of the empire and his no.1 hater

[cy-lindric]

La Reine Margot - Charles IX, Henri de Navarre, and Marguerite de Valois

I.III - Un roi poète

I.XXXI - La Chasse à Courre

II.IV - La Nuit des Rois

[nectar-cellar]

ummm the way i screamed like a feral cat when i tried these sexy male poses @ellixq

[yellowviolets]

“Cicero is a dyke” I say into the microphone.

The crowd boos. I turn to leave in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“She’s right,” I hear. I look for the owner of the voice. There, in the fourth row, he stands: Catullus himself.

[rhiandoesfandom]

Now that Blitz is allowed to sing for realsies, I need a song in season 3 of just him freaking out about how to be romantic for Stolas. Cause he's never fucking been the romantic one. But he really really wants to for Stolas.

So he tries a bunch a stuff in the song but nothing feels right. And then ends up at the end of the song at The King of Lust's Tower to talk to Fizz hehe.

[dryya-doesnt]

Doodling my dnd oc Helios’ interactions with his main party + Gale in these trying times

Playing him in BG3 is so sad bc he keeps flubbing his rolls terribly the flophouse was made for him 😕😕

Helios is a fire genasi but in this run he’s a tiefling…praying for my sanity.

[shima-draws]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABYGIRL

[squircatlies]

My gender is a brown haired, misunderstood genius in a trench/lab coat who loves his family and has a complex relationship with their supposed enemy.

bonus points for: a turtleneck, being a dilf father figure, being considered a weirdo loser, but secretly being a badass, a tragic backstory, an animal/robot companion, attempting to make the world a better place, getting manipulated and misled by someone claiming to be their friend, being obsessed/very passionate about something, great tits, being a little silly, questionable social skills, something wrong with their ego, having a catchphrase, being relatable to neurodivergent and queer people, dedication and hard work, inventing something they come to regret later, having either the healthiest relationship ever or the messiest divorce in history, getting shipped in a monsterfucky toxic yaoi pairing with someone they fight with, parental issues, befriending and later opposing an antagonist, traveling to another dimention and the color beige

[marxism-leninism-utenaism]

im kinda surprised cao cao doesnt get more play on this website hes like the guy from the 2nd century warlord post but real

[icantdothistodaybruh]