#my pathetic blorbos…..

[pintshipper]

matthew patel + gideon graves nation how are we doing right now oh my god

[the-holy-ghosted]

Girls will say "this is my beautiful wife" and their beautiful wife is just a weird looking man

[buttercupbuck]

sue me im rewatching 7.04 but i can't express how much i love the truly insane bit of dialogue between buck and maddie where maddie, normal, asks buck if it was really that chris wouldn't stop talking about tommy, or if it was just that buck kept pressing chris for intel, and buck, unwell, objects that he actually didn't have to press chris for info at all because eddie's out here blasting his infatuation with tommy on display via (1) entry on a fridge calendar (that may or may not have been hidden under a takeout menu) that he's even had the indecency to circle, like a whore

[userobiwan]

Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002) 

[hi-rt]

evbo’s parkour master friend fans rise up!!!!!!

[griddleharkbrainrot]

More Gideon art needs to include her terrible acne, she canonically has an allergic reaction to the grease paint and giant pimples because of it

I want to see the buff lady have acne scars and zits

[cy-lindric]

La Reine Margot - Charles IX, Henri de Navarre, and Marguerite de Valois

I.III - Un roi poète

I.XXXI - La Chasse à Courre

II.IV - La Nuit des Rois

[andthemoonsingswisely]

I think the reason why House just works as a main character, despite his arrogance, cruelty, and self-centered-ness, is that even though he contains all these stereotypical “maladjusted genius” traits, he’s also surprisingly goofy: he’s in a perpetual prank war with his boy best friend. He watches poorly written, cringy soap operas. He plays video games and swings his yoyo during work hours. He likes monster trucks. He makes silly facial expressions. He throws his face into a cake when he’s finally leaving the psychiatric hospital. He dresses up in 1780’s fashion for an ‘80s themed party. House is an obsessive perfectionist, but he’s also a silly goose!! and I love that for him!!

[blitzsicedcoffee]

Now that Blitz is allowed to sing for realsies, I need a song in season 3 of just him freaking out about how to be romantic for Stolas. Cause he's never fucking been the romantic one. But he really really wants to for Stolas.

So he tries a bunch a stuff in the song but nothing feels right. And then ends up at the end of the song at The King of Lust's Tower to talk to Fizz hehe.

[recklessmoss]

WIP For now but Him ! again !!

[shima-draws]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABYGIRL

[squircatlies]

My gender is a brown haired, misunderstood genius in a trench/lab coat who loves his family and has a complex relationship with their supposed enemy.

bonus points for: a turtleneck, being a dilf father figure, being considered a weirdo loser, but secretly being a badass, a tragic backstory, an animal/robot companion, attempting to make the world a better place, getting manipulated and misled by someone claiming to be their friend, being obsessed/very passionate about something, great tits, being a little silly, questionable social skills, something wrong with their ego, having a catchphrase, being relatable to neurodivergent and queer people, dedication and hard work, inventing something they come to regret later, having either the healthiest relationship ever or the messiest divorce in history, getting shipped in a monsterfucky toxic yaoi pairing with someone they fight with, parental issues, befriending and later opposing an antagonist, traveling to another dimention and the color beige

[marxism-leninism-utenaism]

im kinda surprised cao cao doesnt get more play on this website hes like the guy from the 2nd century warlord post but real

[icantdothistodaybruh]

[itsbasil]

"Two Slow Dancers"

Spartans produced by unsanctioned, clandestine corporate programs rarely get to grow up and train alongside one another the way the original Spartan-IIs and IIIs did.

Cato (serial no. 62-06-40303) and Sage (serial no. 62-06-40411) are a rare glimpse at what becomes possible when they do.

[hawke-moth]

I am utterly obsessed with this man, he lives in my mind rent free.