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this is revenge fo’ tha last lil ambush back at moi blog!
Still alive y'all
Anybody got asks to spare?
Here or other blogs?
#spamton#deltarune#art#ask#tf2 sniper#Tf2#Boom. Headshot.#Snipin's a good job mate#Challengin' work#Outta doors#I guarantee ya won't go hungry#Cause at the end of the day#As long as there's two people on the planet#Someone is gonna want someone dead#Yeah i'm a-#Not a crazed gunman dad#I'm an assasin#Uh- Well the difference bein' one's a job and the other's a job and the other's mental sickness!#I'll be honest with ya#My parents?#Do not care for it#I think his mate saw me#YES YES HE DID#Feelins? Look mate#You know who has a lot of feelins?#Blokes who bludgeon their wives to death with a golf trophy#Professionals#Have standards#Be polite#Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet
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I like to skip the dvds with when i was an actual baby and toddler, shit home movies I don't need to watch those. The important parts of my life happened around when I was like 8 or something onward.
#who recorded these home movies#my parents?#kinda obsessed with me and my friends lives#though maybe it was the former gods watching wearily#showfall ask blog#showfall media#showfall camera operator#showfall media ask blog#ask blog#encoreverse blog#showfall jasprix#never did get my own consort...#((i dont have any asks and just winging stuff now))#((devons not going to bother to update anything rn))#((so heres jasprix enjoying some free time)
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Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?
Everybody, apparently: No?
#just me?#okay#it’s just me and the anxiety disorder my parents were sure I’d grow out of against the world
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filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^
#THIS TOOK ME FOREVER RAAHHHH#i had help from my mom with stuff like the parts of the traje de mestiza which is the outfit shes wearing#this trend looks so much fun and i wanted to join in.. im first gen canadian though so ive never been to the philippines and only#know thru stories of my parents growing up. im proud of my heritage but there are some things i didnt grow up with that#make me feel disconnected from my culture. so it was nice to talk to my mom abt it and ask for her help with this :3#the pleated tapis is meant to resemble her skirt.. i had no way of adding her stockings but i noticed the piano key design#so i used that for the saya. the bandana is meant to resemble her hairties and shes wearing bakya wooden slippers with embroidery#i kinda wanted to add the panuelo to resemble her tie as a finishing touch but i forgor ;w; just imagine it i guess#my mom really likes this. shes a little confused abt the blue hair and i had to explain her hair is like that but she thinks shes pretty#originally i wanted her holding the woven pamaypay and fanning herself because ITS HOT ITS 25 FUCKING DEGREES TODAY#but i couldnt get the pose right so i settled for this. i wanna draw her and brazilian miku high fiving ill do that tmrw#my art#myart#hatsune miku#miku worldwide#philippines#vocaloid#miku
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recognising your parent's mannerisms in yourself and physically feeling psychic damage occur
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#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#poolverine#deadclaws#xenomorph#alien franchise#Loganette#cw: gore#cw blood#idk I thought they’d be great parents to a xeno since they can’t die that easily#Wade thought the face hugger during night was somethg else#procreate#digital art#my art
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Okay, but hear me out -- what if his parents weren't usually red and blue?
#inspired by all the “oh you look so much like so and so when you're mad” posts#what if his parents changed colors like he did and he's just been drawing the last memory he has of them#gravity falls#bill cipher#euclid cipher#scalene cipher#bill cipher parents#euclydia#the book of bill spoilers#the book of bill fanart#book of bill fanart#tbob fanart#thisisnotawebsitedotcom#website spoilers#tbob#book of bill#the book of bill#tbob spoilers#book of bill spoilers#my art#digital art#fan art
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Giving battinson the big birb hug he so desperately needs 🫂
#my art#dc batman#dc fanart#the batman#batman#batman fanart#battinson#bruce wayne#nightwing#dick grayson#red hood#jason todd#red robin#tim drake#timothy drake#robin#dc robin#damian wayne#alfred pennyworth#good parent bruce wayne#let them be a family dc gdi#istg the four of them imprinted on the big bad bat#he's their emotionally constipated support human/batdad
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the "is it ok to have sex when your kids are in the house" thing is so funny to me because like. if you have lived with both of your parents at the same time there's a 99.5% chance they have had sex while you were in the house. if you co-slept then your parents probably had sex while you were in the same bed. this is the gender neutral bathroom debate all over again.
#op#except my parents of course. i was born from a seashell or whatever. this post is about everyone ELSE's parents.
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they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled
#buny text#I'm fine i've just been staying up too late playing bg3 the past few nights#and then wanting to wake up before noon so my parents don't say anything rude to me so i end up getting less sleep to facilitate that#and it's catching up to me#i feel like this explanation maybe undermines my previous statement of 'I'm fine' a bit but I'm fine i promise#look at my lop posts boy
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#luigi mangione#😂☠️#***#context for my non-american followers: once you turn 26 you are no longer allowed to be on your parents' health insurance policy#****
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hc that danny just sees wanda and cosmo's true forms
#he doesnt realize that he is the only one who can#we werent given colour schemes for their angel designs#so i made them up a bit#also had such a hard time drawing cosmo#the struggle#nicktoons unite#danny phantom#fairly odd parents#my art
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Gravity Falls AU where everything is exactly the same except Bill’s parents are alive and well, and they’re just so proud of their chaotic dream demon son
#doctorsiren#gravity falls#the book of bill#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#scalene cipher#euclid cipher#gravity falls fanart#cipher family fun au#digital art#my art#procreate#I just think it would be funny if like…he didn’t destroy his home dimension and instead just left to do crazy things because he wanted to#and his parents are like ‘omg that’s our boy! tormenting the masses! gaining followers! so proud of you honey!!’
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if you see this post you are obligated to reblog and tell me something good that happened to you this year
#i will make you think of happy things!#for me it's that I moved out of my parents' basement 😊#paige rambles on
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I should note, I hate the soulmates "we would fall in love in every universe" trope for the aforementioned "where's the tension and interest and really anything worthwhile" reasons. However, "we would find each other in every universe" fucking rips. We would interact meaningfully in every universe but sometimes we are lovers and sometimes we are friends and sometimes we are bitter enemies and sometimes we'd simply both be in the same HOA.
#for more on this see: the years of rice and salt#yet another of the books that did not survive the crossing (is possibly in my parents' basement)
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