#my neice

[angel5ofp0rn]

overheard from the Price children’s playroom

(based on my last babysitting experience LOL)

Price baby: Play wif dis one, uncle Soap.

Soap: Aw, alright princess. If it’ll make you happy, I’ll play dollies with ya. What’s this little one’s name?

Price baby: Dats baby uncle Ky.

Soap: Baby uncle Kyle? That’s cute. Which one is baby uncle Soap?

Price baby: Dis one.

Soap: Why does it look like this one’s been ran over by yer dad’s truck?!

Price baby: I frowed it in da garbage.

[birdsong-warriors]

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[nicollekidman]

i can’t engage in this cultural conversation because my favorite book in fourth grade was gone with the wind and i thought people who read at their grade level were embarrassing and lame and i had a complex about that until i went to college. that’s annoying as hell but it is 100% responsible for the way my brain developed and meant i could then go BACK to like. junk food stuff with a framework to still like. engage with the world. anyways long live pretentiousness long live the big beautiful world of books for adults long live challenge.

[skykiuwu]

Dudes being bros

Hermes design by @thewingedgoat

If you’re concerned read the rant in the tags

[mazzystar24]

Buck in this scene was like:

🙂then the realisation dawns and he’s like:

[aangelicest]

Uncle!Nanami that's too busy working and his little brat of a niece that just wants her favorite uncle's attention so she slides under his desk, ignoring his confusion to wrap her pretty plump lips around his thick cock. He warns you over and over again that you need to stop, he's not joking, his sister would kill him-

But when you bat your eyelashes at him, gagging as you take him so deep your noee brushes against his blonde tuft of hair, all his restraint goes out the window and his hands yank you by your hair to drag you off just to slam himself back down your throat. So mean.

And suddenly your mom has no idea why you enjoy visiting your uncle so much- little does she know he has you spread out on his paperwork, pussy juices mixing with the ink on freshly printed pages and he uses that as an excuse to spank you for getting everything dirty ):

But hey, at least he's showing up to family events more nowadays.

[sebby-art-blog]

Posted this lil goober on my personal blog @sebby1986 back when I made it in January of 2023. Inspector Gadget has always been a classic for me, and I got to meet one of his voice actors, Maurice LaMarche at comic con one time while I was cosplaying inspector Gadget! :P (unrelated to the voice actor, there's a plastic skeleton in my room sitting on my top bunk named Maurice)

[better-call-mau1]

Sabine: I can’t believe how much we have in common!

Satine: Our names, for starters —— just one letter different.

Sabine: Iconic style and fashion sense, of course.

Satine: And let’s not forget about our problems with estranged family members.

Sabine: We’ve both had precarious encounters with Maul, too!

Satine: Precarious indeed. Is there anything else you can think of?

Sabine: Hmmmmm...well...

Obi-Wan and Ezra: *standing together awkwardly in the background*

Sabine: ...nothing I’d admit publicly.

Satine: I suppose you don’t have your own Korkie, then? A ‘nephew’ of inexplicable origin?

Sabine: Sorry...a what??

Satine: Never mind. Give it a few years.

[khandiieeyy]

Daily mephoj

DORRY I WAS LAHE AGAIN.. The stdupid people in my brain were distractinf me...

[moonshynecybin]

oh god didn’t even think of the way cryptic baby is primed to set off BOTH of vale’s parental neuroses… mom had him at 23 marc having him baby at 23 + seeing his dad’s crashes and injuries MARC’S many many crashes and injuries… truly a scenario devised to press as many buttons as possible. evil and delicious!!

2023 on as a protracted custody battle sublimated into increasingly pointed and unhinged podcasts appearances… sexy. but like i do kinda think vale’s greatest enemy in this battle might actually be roser (had to throw away the motorcycles slash probably baby girl’s main caretaker until she’s old enough to travel slash that’s the old man who knocked up her baby. sniper rifle TRAINED)

underrated aspect here is. like in 2022 marc's parents split up (unsure of when that happens but i dont think its entirely a coincidence marc and alex move) and still buys a house in madrid and he is essentially like. arm in a sling, contemplating retirement or at least a DUCATI, 6 year old running around the brutalist house, and needing his brother to help him with physical therapy AND. alex is in many ways also kind of his primary coparent in this scenario. so when vale decides to go pr nuclear after marc moves to gresini (helps with babysitting to have them both in the same box.... if marc has to leave honda he refuses to leave his family ESPECIALLY when hes that distressed kinda thing like canon. but add a CHILD) i think its more alex who is out there fighting those proxy wars and subtly keeping the baby away from vale for years to come lmao

[purrincesskittens]

My neice just finished watching ATLA, so I introduced her to Salvage, and she is demanding more Hakoda adopts Zuko because Ozai is an asshole who deserves to be cucked. She helped come up with the idea of wolf dog Hakoda adopting Zuko.

His pup now.

His very big pup. Zuko is a wolf among big cats.

Lion Iroh is a bit confused as to how to handle agnsty teenage wolf while tiger Ozai was all too happy to get rid of his disgrace of a son who should have been a cat.

Until he finds out the SWT adopted him and their first thought upon seeing adolescent puppy Zuko was okay who slept with the Fire Lady? They mistook him as a wolf dog until they fed him and he grew. Pup is now bigger than his adoptive father.

Ozai protests the rumor about him getting cucked.

(Neice may have dove into the deep end reading through almost everything you have posted @muffinlance, and I may or may not have encouraged it before handing her back to her mother. Sorry, not sorry)

[graythefae]

Albedo in the context of oldest kid/middle kid/youngest kid/only child vibes is hilarious. He was raised as an only child. He’s Klee’s older brother. He’s Rhinedotter’s youngest. He has siblings he’s never met. He has middle kid energy because he’s quiet and weird and has mommy issues and also because I kin him and I said so. He has oldest kid energy because he’s a prodigy, probably has gifted kid burnout, and takes care of other people when given the opportunity. He has youngest kid golden child energy because he was almost undoubtedly his mom’s favorite and escaped some of her toxic behaviors that she only grew out of after hurting his older brothers, he’s incredibly chill, and still ridiculously chaotic. He’s what my family would call an “only child with siblings”. He’s related to a dragon, a shape-shifter, rifthounds(I think?), and an entire race of French water fairy creatures. He lives on his older brother’s corpse. He’s raising his kid sister. Arguments can also be made that Razor is like a brother to him (by me, I’m arguing that)

[cicada-heart]

my friend asked me to make her something with strawberries on it, so i stitched up this little neck tie/kerchief 🍓❤️

made with block printed strawberries and flowers with glass bead accents & hand painted leaves on salvaged cotton

etsy

[chososcamgirl]

guys who did you go as for halloween!!!!

[engagemythrusters]

“Orin is like that because she was groomed to be the head murderer of a murder cult” no actually Orin is like that because she is DISASTROUSLY INBRED.

[mushkishoard]

Some asshat: ouwgh europeans brought the Indians technology and civilized life bwoulg

Shut up. You know what most native peoples have/had that settlers in the Americas STILL don't have?

No homelessness

What we would now call free healthcare

Equal rights and respect for male, female, and other genders.

Care for the elderly and disabled

No racism

Heart knowledge, or what we might call, mental healthcare

What we would now call free education

No one would starve cause of someone else's greed

Yeah, no society is perfect, and we have our faults. But whose society would you rather live in?

Now think about how all of that was stolen not only from natives, but the decendants of settlers too. You, settlers, could also have had better, had people in power been stopped. And it's still your responsibility, settlers, to stand by us and take away those evil people's power.

Land fuckin back.