#had this in my drafts for forever

[aangelicest]

Uncle!Nanami that's too busy working and his little brat of a niece that just wants her favorite uncle's attention so she slides under his desk, ignoring his confusion to wrap her pretty plump lips around his thick cock. He warns you over and over again that you need to stop, he's not joking, his sister would kill him-

But when you bat your eyelashes at him, gagging as you take him so deep your noee brushes against his blonde tuft of hair, all his restraint goes out the window and his hands yank you by your hair to drag you off just to slam himself back down your throat. So mean.

And suddenly your mom has no idea why you enjoy visiting your uncle so much- little does she know he has you spread out on his paperwork, pussy juices mixing with the ink on freshly printed pages and he uses that as an excuse to spank you for getting everything dirty ):

But hey, at least he's showing up to family events more nowadays.

[niansue]

Promptis Soulmate AU

I don’t have a grand story planned with parts for this but I wanted to get the idea out there anyway cause if I don’t now I might never~ 

Everyone gets a soulmate mark. It is said they’re given to them by the astrals themselves but no one’s really sure where they came from. The mark itself does not fully reveal itself instantly one day. Instead, it shows a bit of itself one day and in the next few days it’ll be filled out. People get it during the early years of their life when they’re a child.

The only exception is Prompto because of reasons he doesn’t know ;;>3>) The only thing marking his body is a tattoo but even he knows it can’t be a mark. 

Noctis got a first glimpse of his on his back during a trip. On the way back his mark got scraped off when the Marilith attacked before it could fully form. Ever since then Noct doesn’t like talking about it or about soulmates in general. 

The basic story of this au was just that things would loosely follow the main story just w/ soulmate stuff mixed. I’ll keep the rest under a “keep reading” so this doesn’t get too long ;;^u^) 

Some specific stuff about the story would be that Noct would harbor a crush on Prompto during high school and vice versa. The typical angst would go on cause they both hate talking about soulmates but everyone else doesn’t lol

Prompto thinks Noct might be the same as him until Noct tells him about what happened to his mark. Prompto tells him he hasn't got his yet.

The treaty still happens and because Luna has a mark on her back everyone thinks there’s a good chance at her being Noct’s soulmate. Noct talks to Luna about all this through the notebook and she has no clue if she’s his soulmate or not.

The boys then go on the trip to Altissa. Feelings ensue lol Anyways the same shit happens with Ardyn. Prom finds out why he doesn’t have a mark and the boys all get back together like the story. During a break Prompto tells Noct the truth about his mark. 

During their fight w/ daemon Ravus, Prompto defends Noctis from taking a fatal blow and gets a nasty injury to his back. Before he blacks out he weakly says “We’re matching~”.  Cue ten years lol. The boys get together for the last time before the final battle. The end

[aduckwithears]

Periodically, it hits me like a ton of bricks that this scene exists:

With the windows framed as their wings, the hand fluttering to the back, the most emotionally devastating kiss ever to be filmed...

I am still not well.

[parisoonic]

Oh please! This'll be fun! (1/2)

[wroteclassicaly]

18+

Imagine

It happens unexpectedly. Your head hung down low as Eddie Munson fucks into you… hard from behind, and gives you a harsh thrust, your stomach and tits jiggling. His ringed hands indent into your skin. He groans an appreciative, “fuck, yes” and slaps your ass, before pulling it apart to see you stretched around his dick.

You’re dripping onto the furniture below. Webbings of slick that is stringing from your swollen lips, catching on his balls, caught on each propelling movement forward. One minute you were watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and the next you were shifting your hips, bent over the Munson’s couch, knees apart, his own shifting on the uneven cushions to get impossibly closer to the plush of your beautifully round ass.

[frownyalfred]

joke’s on everyone sending me shit because I’m going to Jewishpost about Bruce Wayne even harder now.

reasons I think Bruce Wayne is a Jewish Dad (non-canon reasons, just things he does that remind me of Jewish Dads I know):

he has longstanding beef with multiple people downtown but won’t explain

currently walking around with an injury he should’ve seen a doctor about at least two years ago

observing his kid do something stupid and hurt themselves “why did you do that?”

either has no adult friends at all or has a bunch but they’re all kinda weird so he never brings them up

happiest with the NYT crossword and coffee strong enough to pass as rocket fuel

loves his children. has trouble saying this out loud, explicitly, to his children

can fall asleep anywhere

[willgrahamscock]

Some important shots of Will Graham in S02E01 'Kaiseki'

[dirbenaffleck]

OSCAR ISAAC as SANTIAGO "POPE" GARCIA TRIPLE FRONTIER ‧ 2019

[raplinenthusiasts]

in bloom 🌸 {old version}

[blorbocedes]

so you were a professional athlete with neck training of 6Gs... now you use that to carry a blonde little daughter or two

a compilation of nico carrying his daughters on his shoulders

[nikidontsurf]

PAUL McCARTNEY in GIVE MY REGARDS TO BROAD STREET (1984)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

"What do you mean their name isn't Beef?"

(for @moondal514)

[valtsv]

[sochai13]

domestic dazai … <3

— dazai inviting you into the shower after a rather unforgiving day, immediately adjusting the water temperature to be soothingly warm as it runs on your skin. he’ll squirt a bit of your shampoo into his palm before massaging it into your scalp, lithe fingers working all the tension that lingers away. he’ll hum a calming melody while rinsing out the shampoo, pressing soft kisses against your shoulder and neck afterwards.

— dazai whining as the two of you made your way back home from a little walk, coming across a street cat that he insisted was ‘too cute not to pet’. the man didn’t give it a second thought as he let her love on his hand, scratching behind her ear while the little feline purred. even as you advised him with furrowed brows about diseases or parasites he could be getting, dazai could care less as he looked back and forth between you and the cat with adoring eyes.

— dazai noticing how sleepy you were while out, the insomnia undoubtedly catching up to you. of course despite how much he hated the act, he offered to drive home almost immediately after seeing the half lidded, drowsy look in your eyes. when you arrived home, he quietly opened the car door, scooping up your sleeping body bridal style as gently as possible. dazai carried you to your shared bed, careful not to disturb that peaceful expression on your face while setting you down and sliding the warm comforter over you before coming to join you a few minutes later.

— dazai in the kitchen with you during the later months of the year, a sugary aroma filling the air as you stirred the cookie batter you were making. he insisted on helping you bake, brushing his intentions off as ‘emotional support’ when you questioned his lack of pastry skills. dazai’s arms wrapped around your waist from behind, chin resting on your shoulder as he watched you simply stir with an attentive look in his eyes only your darling could have.

[raisins-n-space]

[[flashing lights tw]]

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pov you’re holding up a jefferies tube during red alert and you see this thing wyd

[robo-dino-puppy]

the idea of home