#my neck my inner thighs my underarms

[nat-seal-well]

I need to add more tank tops to my wardrobe how else will I be able to show off all of my tattoos

[missamyrisa2]

a little thing I like to call the raspberry patch where I tackle you with tickles ~ working your sides and ribs and underarms and behind the knees and feet until you're nice and warmly meltedddd~ so that I can pin you down and spread you out and start blowing raspberries allllll over your bodyyy ~ starting on your inner elbows, grabbing a wrist and brushing my lips until I find that good spot to seal and blow~~ working up and if I find a good spot your bicep is soooo getting raspberried toooooo~ and then I'll take allll the time I want making sure your underarms are kissed and zerberted to wiggly ticklish mussshhh~ holding your weakened arm down and burying my lips inside those pitties for the bzzzzz~!

Then it's your neckkk oooh yesss gentle raspberries for your neck toooo~ getting you allll pink and worked up there as I hold your arms up and nuzzle in for the neckyyyy~ and you knowww I'm gonna zerbert them riiibiesss toooo each and every one, getting a silllly loud raspberryyy~ before I kiss my way back up and blow over each royal chest button until you sing me a sweeet squeaky song~ Then your underarms are getting it again~! Oooh yesss you can never raspberry cute armpits too much~!! Ahh but your bellllly is sooo lonely~ everyone raspberries there first but I like to get you sooo kissed up and patchyyy before I hold you steady and bzzzz bzz bzzzzz over your bouncy navel ~ you get sooo many more giggles built up when I wait like thissss~ and of course zerberts on your siiiiides and your hiiiipssss and ooh yesss the hip diiips and waiiisttt ~ sooo many kissy marks on your bodyyy now~ it must tiiiingle so much huhh?

And I know you want moreeee~ there's always moooore because I'm flipping you my little pancake and I'm getting that small of your back with my raspberry lipssss! Get you alllll wiggly thrashy on that silly spotttt before I go up and start zerberting your shoulderbladesss~ I'll bet you've never been raspberried heree!! and probably not on your nape either! That's the back of your neck by the wayyyy! and it's soooo very sensitive to lipsss huhh? Such sweet spots that never get attention ~ but today they dooooo ~ just liiiike the back of your kneeesss! Yes yes yesss I'm gonna raspberry those knee pits we're soooo planting lil patches of raspberries down there tooooo! One for thisssss lil kneepit and one heree tooooo!! And what about those feets hmmmm? Yesss you can absolutely raspberry a soleeee it's good for your soul!!

You knowww I saved those thighs for lastttt~ those are the ones that reallllly make the screamies~ sooo I wanted you niiiice and wiggly weeak and alll raspberry patched up before I pin your legs and start brushing my lipsss on those inner legsss~ ooh yes gasp and squirm and giggle and writheee! It's not stoooppinnngg naawww ~ we're gonna raspberry everyyy bit of those quivering thighssss and you can just ooooh ~ I dunnnooo~ tell me how awesome and lovely and amazing I am at tickling youuuu~ tell me I'm the world's best ticklerrrr while I kisss and zerbert your thighssss nowww~ and maybeee just maybe we'll get some ticklyyy kissesss where I know you want it mosttt~<33

[coffeedrinkeryeg]

Oh you'd like to go to sleep?

Lucky you, I have the perfect remedy for your tiredness. Don't worry, it just involves me holding you down and drawing intricate patterns across your most ticklish spots with my nails.

Underarms? Could be there.

Inner thighs? Ooh that's also a possibility...

Tummy? I'll slip my hands under your pajamas and get to work okay?

Neck? Perfect place for ticklish smooches to make you fall asleep faster~

And before I go, don't you worry, I'll give you some pleasant wake-up tickles to help you start next morning off with a bang. Get some sleep now, you deserve it.

[giggly-toybox]

Haiii! I absolutely ate up your one piece tk headcanons! Could we get some more? 👉👈

Hiiiii! Of COURSE you can have more one piece headcanons! I am so in love with this show but Netflix WON’T PUT THE NEXT SEASON ON UGH so unfortunately I am still on pre timeskip. This time around we’ll be doing the more main characters, since I did my faves last time! If you want a specific character let me know!

Monkey D. Luffy:

The biggest switch in the entire show

He loves tickling people and being tickled

CANONICALLY ticklish as we’ve seen

Def weak everywhere, but his worst spots are his feet and sides

Good luck catching him though, he can use his devil fruit powers to escape

VERY squirmy, but it’s just reflexes. He’s enjoying it

When tickling you he’s constantly switching the spot he’s tickling so you can never guess

He will laugh along with you

Roanoa Zoro:

Hard to catch off guard

He's always on guard and can easily catch you even if he's sleeping

He’s ticklish mainly on his torso, like his sides, belly and hips

His neck and shoulders are pretty bad too

He’s pretty lazy but will not give up a chance at seeking revenge

A VICOUS ler, but will only tickle you if you tickled him first

Can tell when you’ve had enough and will just leave or go back to sleep when he’s done

Sanji:

If you’re a man you’re getting kicked across the room

Don’t bother

But if you're a girl you can just tell him not to move and he will try his best not to

Has very ticklish palms, they’re soft since they’re never used in fights

Legs are easily his worst spot, inner thighs and behind the knees will make him squeal

His hands are very skilled so he will have no trouble skittering his fingers all over you

A SUPER sweet and gentle ler to girls, but vicious to men

If you’re a girl he will blush so hard while tickling you, and will apologize profusely if he feels like he went too far

But if you’re a dude he dgaf

Has wrecked Luffy more than once for stealing food

Nami:

LMFAOOO GOOD LUCK 💀

Don’t bother, if you even think about it she'll set you straight

Very ticklish on her belly and underarms

But as I’ve said her worst spot is her ears

If you’re SUPER close to her she’ll take it for a little

But she will punch you when she’s had enough

Immediate revenge after she punches you off

Her fingers are quick, but she’ll stay in the same spot mostly

Not very skilled in tickling, and it ends pretty quickly since she’s just tickling you to blow off steam

Ussop:

Definitely the most ticklish strawhat

Poor dudes ticklish everywhere

Claims he isn't ticklish and tells lies about it

Tried to distract you and change the subject immediately

He’ll lie even when you’re wrecking him

Surprisingly good at tickling

Has everything planned ou and knows how to get you down

While tickling you he tells you a story about how he took down a monster with this “tactic”

Backfires on him 60% of the time bc he’s distracted with the story

Koby:

A SQUEALER when tickled, he gets so loud

He honestly doesn’t mind them that much, but he can’t handle rough ones

He only lets people close to him tickle him, like Helmeppo or Luffy

His worst spot is his belly, mainly his belly button

His ears are pretty bad too, he’ll scrunch up and squeak

He gets really red and cries easily, but don’t worry he’s not in pain just listen for when he tells you to stop

Like Luffy he likes tickling people, he finds their reactions fascinating

An unintentional teaser, he asks how much it tickles out of pure curiosity

Low key is more embarrassed and flustered than the actual lee

[ticklepinions]

What’s the cutest spots to tickle and why?

I think I cycle through like my top 3 pretty often (tummy, f3et- I'm sorry, and ??? which changes so often right now I think it's back).

I'll do you one better and go through all I can think of from head to toe. I'll do a read more for lower body tickles if that's not your thing.

Cheeks/Face - come on now, this is so silly. Go back to the pond you goose. You are legally obligated if these are ticklish for you.

Neck - for me it's the cute scrunching up that gets me. And the laughs are different it's almost like a chortle? The laughs where you're really caught off guard and you snicker to not full on belly laugh. So adorable!

Ears - @faleesia is the cutest human alive so that's why. Bullying aside <3, whispering in someone's ticklish ears is so sweet. Or lightly tracing the shell of their ear or soft pinches on the earlobes- CUTE

Shoulder/Collarbones - any spot where it's hard to protect yourself gets a win in my books. You're doing a funky lil dancey dance to get away from the tickles~? Hehehehe and the fact that people are pleasantly surprised they could be that ticklish there is just the cherry on top

Arms/Underarms - such a good spot for light traces and pokes and honestly so much fun to tease. Lots of people have very ticklish triceps/biceps and lightly tickling there can drive the toughest of lees mad. And I will forever love the "I'm not even moving my fingers which are now trapped and you are essentially tickling yourself silly with all the squirming you're doing" trope.

Hands - need I say more. I once had my knees buckle and almost fell to the floor because of palm tickles. And imagining someone else do that is the cutest.

Ribs - the counting is the best tease ever. The uppermost rib is also such a nice hotspot. And gentle scritches and pokes and prods are so much fun to do here.

Tummy - I think this is the most popular spot, and for very good reason. So many ways to tickle. And lets talk about the lower portion right under the bellybutton and how killer a spot that is. Also having people curl in on themselves while you tickle them on their stomach is absolutely unmatched and the cutest thing imaginable.

Back - gentle back traces??? Arguably the spot even people not in the community like. Also the swiping your finger down someones spine and hearing the unearthly screech they do while jumping like 10 feet in the air.

Sides - such a pokeable area. And if you know me, we know how much I think pokes tickle like crazy when done right. Sneaky up on someone from behind and just squeezing their sides until they crumble is just the bee's knees.

Hips - >:(. In order to not be bullied I'll talk about them. If this is a very ticklish spot, it can cause the best squirming reactions ever. And then the need for someone to grab onto your wrists to try (and fail) to pull them away just- /pos

Thighs - inner or outer they're fun spots to either squeeze or lightly scribble. And another spot to really protect yourself unless you start kicking-

Knees - the egg crack move is just a classic and tickling the underside is always so funny to have people experience for the first time

Calves - Please see "cheeks/face"

Feet - another very popular spot. I just think for me it's so far away from the "main" body which would be by the torso, the tickles just feel different the further away you are I think. The electric feeling going all the way up your legs to your brain. And if you have them pinned it makes the sensations even more tickly. Seeing the toes wiggle all wildly is also so cute. Even when giving gentle tickles I just think it's such an animated spot compared to the rest I've listed which is why it's my top 3 spots to tickle.

[ticklishraspberries]

Favorite Farmgirl (Penny/Fem!Farmer)

Summary: After a long day on the farm, you come home to your wife, Penny. Kisses, cuddles, and tickles happen. The end. (An anon asked me for this ages ago and I have finally delivered. I think successfully marrying Penny in my Stardew save filled me with inspiration. Anyways, enjoy!!)

After a long day on the farm, nothing brought you more joy than going home to Penny. As you crossed the threshold into the house, you kicked off your boots and headed to the sink, scrubbing the dirt off of your hands and wiping the sweat from your brow.

You wondered where Penny had run off to, as she was usually in the kitchen around this time. Suddenly, you felt a pair of arms wrap around you from behind, making you gasp with surprise, although it was obvious who had snuck up on you.

“There’s my favorite farm girl,” she said, pressing a kiss into the crook of your neck.

You melted into her touch, a pleased hum falling from your lips. “Hello to you too,” you replied, grinning. You turned to face her, leaning in to kiss her softly.

“Did you accomplish everything you wanted to today?” she asked. It was a question she often posed to you in the evenings. “If not, that's okay. We've got all the time in the world!”

You chuckled at her optimism. “I fed the animals, watered the crops, and did some shopping. Oh, and Sam says hi. We ran into each other while he was heading to work.”

Penny smiled. “Sounds like you were busy! I’m glad you’re home now, so we can relax.”

“Me too,” you said, pulling her closer by her waist. Your fingers climbed higher, pressing into her sides and making her giggle, an adorable sound that you have spent many hours drawing from her lips, ever since you moved to Pelican Town and met the shy, red-headed girl who had since become your wife.

She batted at your hands uselessly. “I said relax, not get all riled up!”

“Maybe I like riling you up,” you replied, grinning.

It was a clumsy dance, walking through the doorway of the bedroom and pushing Penny back against the mattress, still clinging to her in a tickly hug. Her melodic laughter came in soft waves as you manhandled her onto the bed, and then grew louder, persistent as your fingers began to scribble wildly against her sides.

Her legs kicked and her arms flailed, her cheeks turned pink and her smile stretched across her face. She was adorable, absolutely beautiful. Your heart melted at the sight.

As you lost yourself in admiring her, Penny took the opportunity to strike back. Her fingers found your belly and attacked, sending you into a similar fit of laughter.

“You worked so hard today, you deserve a break,” she said. Her tone was not quite teasing, but there was a hint of it beneath a sweet and genuine mask. “Let me make you laugh instead.”

And that was exactly what she did, exploring the sensitive spots she had found throughout your relationship. Your sides and stomach had been obvious places, poked when you were still just friends. Harder to reach places like your underarms and feet came during the dating stage. Spots like your inner thighs and ears came after marriage. She still exploited them all, giggling along with you as she gently took you apart.

It had been a very long day. Your life in Stardew Valley was certainly demanding. The farm, the mines, the quests to fill, friendships to maintain. After a long day, it was always nice to unwind, whether that be with a book by the fireplace, or squirming beneath Penny’s tickling fingers. Either way, your wife always knew how to improve your day.

As your laughter began to grow breathless, the time growing later and your energy draining, her touches slowed and her lips captured yours, kissing you softly.

“I love you,” she said.

“I love you too,” you replied, a giddy smile still etched onto your flushed face.

Penny was asleep in bed promptly at ten o’clock, as usual, but you stayed up, watching her rest. Starting a new life in Stardew Valley had been a risk, but you didn’t regret it for a second. The work was hard, but it was better than rotting behind a desk like you were years prior.

And meeting Penny was the best thing to come out of it all, that was for sure. Slowly but surely, you fell asleep beside her, resting up before another long day.

[dontneedhair]

From The Neck Down

This was when I was still in the process of doing a first full scalp epilation, which explains the unregular shadow.

While epilating my scalp was, at that point, still something very new to me, I had already been a long-time user of epilators everywhere else on my body. With the exception of my scalp and brows, there is no body part I haven't epilated for at least ten years.

The first area where I tried not to shave and instead to remove the hair by ripping it out, was my pubic hair. I started with tweezers though (and I would still recommend at least thinning them out this way). My pubes were shaved most of the time already, and at some point, instead of taking the shaver, I ended up tweezing them one by one. Starting from the happy trail and then going down further and further; however, not everything in one session, that would have taken too long. When everything was gone, I kept it up with regular plucking sessions.

While that was really exciting, it took a lot of time, which is why I ended up buying an epilator and trying my luck with that (I had found some information that others had used one on their pubic hair). And it worked pretty well, especially since the hair had been pulled out repeatedly already. I didn't use the epilator on my penis and scrotum, except for very small patches and carefully stretching the skin to avoid any accidents. For beginners, there I'd recommend to take only tweezers.

From there on, it didn't take long for me to try the epilator everywhere below the neck. I'd say I had a normal body hair coverage, maybe just slightly on the sparse side, but the individual hairs were relatively thin, which helped in the process, I believe.

More or less in that order, after the pubic hair, I epilated:

My butt - surprisingly easy, if my memory serves me well, even the crack wasn't very painful (and yes, it is possible to epilate there). From my experience and as a general rule, the more muscle/tissue there is under the skin, the less it should hurt.

The rest of my stomach and my chest - the stomach hurt a little more, but all in all, that was rather uneventful.

(I love having smooth legs)

My thighs and knees - already more painful, the pain varying depending on the side; inner thighs and knees could have hurt most, but it was a long time ago, and compared to the scalp, everything I'm talking about here is pretty harmless anyhow. If my memory serves me well, I also used the tweezers on the knees to get some of the hairs the epilator couldn't.

My calves - don't remember any specific problems there.

My feet - done rather quickly, not that much hair anyway.

(I wouldn't want to miss the skin-on-skin feeling under my arms)

My underarms - I think the pain was bearable under there.

My arms - some problems with the elbows, tweezers needed, just like in the case of the knees.

My hands - mostly ok, except for the upper outer sides that I remember being painful; that's also where most the hair was, and not that much tissue underneath.

(unlike my legs, the arms will be seen by others a lot during summer)

A couple of things that go for all of these places:

Trim before epilating: I sometimes see videos of guys who try out epilating on full length body hair, almost inevitably ending with them giving up after seconds (and screaming). Not a good idea. Instead, I'd trim everything to half a centimetre, sometimes even less, depending on the epilator. That way, the affected area of the skin is a lot smaller, the hairs will all be pulled in a similar direction, and the epilator is less likely to jam.

Find an epilator that works on very short stubble, even 1mm or less: This might depend on what your hair is like, in my case this one worked like a charm:

Later, for maintenance purposes, I added another one that rotates a lot faster. However, the slower speed is much better in the beginning.

And I've always preferred models that use a cord as power supply. No reason to worry that the epilator could run out of battery in the middle of a session.

Ingrown hairs: For me, that was only a problem where my pubes used to be (but not on my genitals). They didn't cause any major infection requiring to see a doctor, and at some point they just disappeared. Lots of people say using some kind of peeling product helps, I mainly just ignored those pimples. After some years, it simply stopped happening, which is probably caused by a lot less hair growing back. I read somewhere that it's precisely the ingrown hairs that are more likely not to grow back, if that's any consolation.

These days, I use three different epilators on my body - my fast one which works very efficiently nearly everywhere for maintenance purposes, the above mentioned model exclusively for my butt crack, and a gentler, curved one for parts of my penis/scrotum. The bits where I don't take the epilator are still cleared up with a pair of tweezers.

Ripping out the entire hairs means that you don't get *stubble*. Instead, the hair that reappears is thinner at first and will only get thicker if you let it grow further. If you don't wait too long with the maintenance, over time maintenance will become a lot faster and almost painless.

I prefer to go over each area twice a week, simply because I want the smooth feel. But even if I waited for a week or more, the regrowth would be so fine that it would be invisible for everyone not specifically looking for it.

[the-purple-shirted-tickler]

First Session megapost!

As requested, I’ll go into more detail!  Not only did I finally get to have my first tickling session, but I had the honor of being part of a group gang tickling none other than @yourlittlettoy !  Earlier in the day at that little gathering, @theswitchfinch and @mikoz6916 had taken their turns getting wrecked and were looking for some revenge, and Cece said she wanted multiple lers so they invited me to join them in destroying her!

She shyly admitted she didn’t want a safeword, so we agreed that when she was desperate enough to say “tickle” instead of “t-word” we’d take that as a safeword!

We started with her in spread eagle cuffs on a bed, mostly upperbody but all over really.  I’m more of a feet guy personally, but in this first session I was pleasantly surprised just how fun tickling Cece’s upperbody was!

Sometimes it was hard to tell who was getting which reactions with the absolute chaos of three lers overwhelming poor Cece, but on occasion I’d notice the other two had stopped to enjoy the show and what I was doing really was driving her nuts by itself!  You know that incredulous reaction lers have where they’re surprised just how ticklish a lee is?  Yeah, that’s real. (At least this time)

Cece wasn’t blindfolded, but half the time she might as well have been from squeezing her eyes shut and her hair getting increasingly messy from all of her thrashing.  However, I did treasure the moments where we’d slow down and she’d plead with her eyes for things not to get worse.

If you’ve followed Cece’s tumblr for more than five minutes you’ll know most of her reactions: loud laughter, “pleeeeaaaaase!”, “stahahahahahap!”, and the like.  There were plenty of those, and everyone in the other rooms at the gathering surely got to hear it live from where they were, but we discovered a new one too!  Eventually certain reactions included her giving this lower groan as if to say “UGH this is so embarrassing how flustered and ticklish I am right now” so of course we lers were happy to mimic and tease her for that as well!  Still not sure exactly what was prompting that reaction, so I suppose we’ll have to do more science later

Any tag readers on her page will know that Cece claims to be an escape artist.  That’s partially true.  She could occasionally get her arms free from the wrist restrains, but she was no match for the fact that at least one of the three lers would be more than happy to pin down her escaped limbs while the others continued to tickle the sensitive spots that couldn’t quite escape

Speaking of sensitive spots, totally don’t read the classified information in the following strikethrough but I noticed her upper inner thighs, neck, underarms, and soles got some great screams out of her

When she got to the point where she was begging and saying she’d “do anything” to stop her current predicament, I curled the monkey’s paw and had her agree to move over to the bondage table/stocks and have that be a breather for her as we applied the new bondage.

A previous session that day had broken the latch on Clay’s stocks, but the new shin straps on that setup were the MVP keeping her feet in place.  The toeties weren’t the greatest but I suspect Cece was a good sport playing along like her toes really were stuck there for a while because she loves it

I’m told one of the other lers was at her head for the table portion whispering teases into her ears to fluster her even more, but you’d have to ask Cece what was said!  I’m sure she’d love to tell you and won’t at all be blushing and flustered, right?

I went to grab the baby oil, at first originally planning to go straight to her feet with it, but then the other two suggested I should come put it on her underarms while they had them nice and vulnerable!  “Well, don’t mind if I do!” was went through my head.  And don’t worry, I was sure to make plenty of eye contact as I spread it, and Cece being the excited masochist she is was all to happy to reciprocate

I did wind up returning to her feet with the oil and got a good amount of finger tickles on them while the others continued with her upperbody, but I only got about five seconds of hairbrush tickles on one of her feet before the other slipped free from the previously-broken stocks and our session’s timeslot was up!  I think we need more time with that next time, don’t you?

While we were cooling down, Cece was saying "I hate you guys” and she was totally for real and we totally believed it, it’s not like she loves being a ticklish masochist or anything, right?

I did throw in a nice little foot massage during the cooldown, I hope you liked that Cece

Hope you had half as much fun reading all that as I did being part of it!  Thank you so much to everyone there for including me and finally making my dreams come true!

[mister-fisch]

I cannot seem to find Hellsing related tickle stuff which is sad but whatever,take some Hellsing tickle headcanons.Also this is like my 1st time doing tickle headcanons btw :D

-Integra,shes a lee.I cant see it any other way.She wouldn't ask for it,I don't think,at least most of the time,cause she has more important things to attend to.Her most ticklish spots would be in her armpits,the area inbetween your thighs and your hip,and it would tickle her if you'd whisper in her ear.

-Walter is a lee,I cant explain why but he is.He would likely rarely or never ask for it.Though if he were to ask,it would be Seras,he'd ask it very politly.Alucard would definitely tease him,and whatnot. Addtionally,even though Walter is a lee he tickled Integra as a child (they have a father daughter relationship to me).I think he'd be most ticklist at his sides,hips,should blades,underarms,and feet.

-Seras,is a ler leaning switch for sure.She'd definitely tease Integra,Walter not so much,though she would occasionally with him.(not entirely sure about alucard though).Walter would indulge her when she's in a lee mood,Alucard likely would too.Her most ticklish spots would be her underarms,her hips,and her thighs

-Alucard(Vladcard and Girlycard are gonna be listed differently as I think they'd be different for some reason).He's a switch,not particularly leaning in ler or lee.He'd be most ticklish on his sides,the back of his knees,the weenis(THAT IS THE NAME OF THE SKIN ON THE BACK OF ELBOWS),his shoulder blades,his ankles(stole the idea for someone to be ticklish on their ankles from one of my mutuals),and feet(even though the bottom of human feet weird me the fuck out).He'd definatly tease Seras,mainly with "I thought you said you werent that ticklish,Police Girl".He'd also tease Walter a fuck ton,idk how but he would.I dont think he would with Integra tbh

-Vladcard,he's a lee. He has the same spots as Alucard,he'd also be ticklish in his ear and neck area,espcially when you whisper in his ear.I dont really have alot to say about him,i dont think about him that often,so you dont get alot for him

-Girlycard girly card is a ler leaning switch,its very rare for them to be in a lee mood.They'd have the same most ticklish spots as Alucard and Vladcard cause they're the same person,but with the addtion of their underarms.They'd tease the shit out of Walter,like constantly.I dont have alot to say about them either

-Alexander Anderson is a ler.Though he'd let Enrico and Yumie tickle him.He's not the most ticklish though,only being ticklish on his feet,underarms,and neck.He definatly tickled Enrico (and hienkl and yumie when they were kids depending if they met Anderson when they were kids) He'd probably tease Enrico,

-Enrico is ler(but when he was a kid he was definetly a lee),sadistically so.Though he is pretty ticklish himself,especially on his sides,underarms,and the inner parts of his arms.Once again i have not much to say about him even though i love him.

[fandomsnfluff]

mammon & levi tk hcs!!

LOL i actually meant to post this way sooner but my mood has been dropping severely these past couple days and truth be told i'm not back at 100% yet but HERE I FINALLY AM!! i just couldn't help myself from making headcanons about these two, they're probably my favorite brother duo besides the twins 😭

of course, as always, reblogs are appreciated!! c:

( gif source )

i. think it's pretty safe to say we know who's most often the lee and who's most often the ler in this brother relationship LMAO

hint: the lee is levi and the ler is mammon xD

levi is probably mammon's favorite victim. there tends to be SOME kind of roadblock in the way that simultaneously stops mammon from going after one of his other brothers and takes the enjoyment away from tickling them instead. lucifer is...well, he's lucifer, he's terrifying, satan is also quite scary even if you're trying to get him to laugh, the way asmo reacts sometimes rubs mammon the wrong way, beel is way too easily distracted, and tickling belphie in his sleep usually doesn't work very well.

so that just leaves levi. but in all honesty, mammon isn't too mad about it. he finds his brother's reactions extremely humorous and absolutely adorable.

however, since levi tends to fight back both physically and with insults if not tired out enough, mammon decided that whenever he tickles levi, he has no choice but to completely pin his brother down and tickle him until he's crying and breathless and completely weakened. levi takes 5000 damage every time.

in general, though, it's not too difficult to get a rise out of levi at all. he's just so helplessly ticklish that he can't help but just lie there, shrieking with laughter and far too weak to fight back! and the fact that for some reason he's hypersensitive to mammon's touch doesn't help him in the slightest!

mammon merely wiggling his fingers at levi is enough to get him to react; he'll squirm and start giggling before mammon is remotely close enough to strike. mammon will hover over a sensitive spot, twirling his hands around and ever so gently wiggling his fingers against the air over a tickle zone to make his brother contort his body around and squeal and kick out in an attempt to get away! basic moral of the story is that ghost tickles are TORTURE to levi and they instantaneously make him go into panic mode.

it's also especially bad with mammon because he is THE TEASING KING. like seriously whenever he tickles some (especially levi) he alwAYS HAS TO GET VERBAL ABOUT IT. AND HE'LL DO IT WHILE HE'S TICKLING HIM LITERALLY TO DEATH, SPEAKING AS IF HE'S HAVING A CASUAL CONVERSATION WHILE HIS BROTHER HOWLS WITH LAUGHTER. SAVE HIM PLEASE.

"damn, you're still this sensitive, huh?" he teases as he kneads levi's sides, the otaku breathless with howling laughter as he attempts to curl in on himself.

"ooh, i know your feetsies are ticklish too!" he'll say in a goofy tone as he skitters his fingers along the undersides of levi's feet, making him cackle and kick out.

"oh, it'd be such a shame if i got you ... HERE!" he crows as he hovers over levi's stomach before squeezing against his pudge without warning, causing him to shriek with laughter.

"what about under the arms? oh yeah, he loves under the arms!" he'll chuckle as he digs into levi's pits, his laughter going silent as he rolls around helplessly on the ground.

so yeah, moral of the story, lots of teasing and lots of baby talk. and, as we see here, it works WONDERS on levi.

most of the time and after a lot of teasing, mammon will double over in his own laughter though, mainly because he'll end up hitting a bad spot and causing levi to give that hilariously adorable shrieking cackle.

mammon will utilize his secret weapon of verbal teasing as he rapid-fire tickles levi all over. he'll start by getting his sides, then switch to his stomach, then his underarms, then his neck, and even his inner thighs and parts of his knees! within a minute he'll complete the cycle and start all over again! he'll be rambling off like a boss giving instructions to new hires and other employees while his brother is busy screaming with laughter and attempting to weakly squirm away. it's just too damn funny.

levi also has some pudge around his abdomen, and mammon likes to teasingly squeeze it just to make him squeal with laughter. his baby bro makes the cutest giggles when his pudge is targeted!! so of course these miniature attacks tend to turn into large-scale ones where mammon gets at every weak point on his body!

honestly any time mammon finds himself hanging out with levi he has to tickle him in some way. teasing pokes to the sides while he's in the middle of a video game on a portable console? sneaky drags of the fingernails up the sides of his neck while he's watching a scary movie? random tickle attacks when they find themselves in a massive cuddle pile after an exhausting day? mammon is ready to give his brother tickles all day, every day. levi is not safe.

tickling levi until he cries kind of becomes a weekly occurrence in the house of lamentation. seriously levi screams so loud that it can be heard at every corner of the house. it might make asmo mess up a fingernail, cause lucifer to drop his pen on the ground, hell it might even wake belphie up on a good day.

WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE MERCILESS TICKLES FOR ANY LONGER THAN A MINUTE WILL CAUSE LEVI TO SHRIEK LUCIFER'S NAME FOR HELP. IT WAS SOMETHING HE DID WHEN THEY WERE KIDS WHEN MAMMON WOULD JUST NOT STOP TICKLE-TORTURING HIM. LIKE I SAID BEFORE: PLEASE SAVE HIM.

mammon usually has to tickle levi when he's sitting up in his chair playing a video game, but every so often he'll threaten to get him before sneaking up on him which turns into this massive game of chase. and rip levi because mammon is canonically the fastest demon brother & apparently levi is not the fastest runner and is very out of shape so mammon will have his brother completely pinned in no time before merciless tickles are given to him all over.

levi is usually already laughing from the anticipation of getting tickles, but as soon as mammon gets him, he just. he just screams and gives the hell up. that's it. he'll probably lose his voice within a minute from how intense it is.

thankfully mammon only made levi laugh so hard he peed himself ONCE. JUST ONCE IN THEIR MULTI-THOUSAND YEARS OF LIVING. and as expected it was when they were basically kids and levi already kind had to go to the bathroom, and...yeah, you can probably work out the rest of the details yourself LMAO

but, despite mammon's multiple victories and levi's shyness preventing him from getting revenge just as easily...there have been times when the younger has gotten back at mammon! of course, levi's face is usually the complexion of a tomato when he even tries, but getting to hear his brother's laughter is enough of a reward for him. he KNOWS mammon can dish it out all he wants but can't take it for shit.

90% of the time levi won't seek revenge though, partly because he knows he'll get destroyed tenfold in return and partly because he's too shy to even try

he tends to take part when lucifer is tying up mammon as a punishment and "requests help" from his brothers, when it means just tickling mammon. because he didn't get his older brother in this position himself, he's much less awkward and in fact is more than happy to join the eldest in his sadistic quest.

there was also a point in time where levi had to wake up mammon very quickly, and the only way he could think of to do that was by rapidly tickling against the bottoms of his feet while yelling, "WAKE UP!" of course, poor mammon woke with a start, no idea what the hell was going on and quite a bit grumpy for a while after having been disturbed from his sleep with something like TICKLES, no less.

so yeah. basically, moral of the story is that these two are dorks and i love them and their tickle shenanigans give me a lot of happiness and joy. ruthless, teasy tickle monster mammon to adorable, blushy lee levi is fucking canon. i'm calling it now & there's nothing u can do about it >0>

[happyandticklish]

For the character dynamic thing, could you do Reagan & Brett?🥺

I absolutely can my man, these two have a chokehold on me. We're gonna pretend this was answered anywhere near the time this was sent~

Who has the cutest tickle laugh?

Brett has the more conventionally cute laugh. It's all giggly wheezes and squeals that come out in this bright, carefree manner. Reagan's is more of a witch's cackle type thing that occasionally will turn into a snort if you hit the right spot. If you ask Brett, Reagan's is cuter, but he has a slight bias.

What are their tickle spots?

Brett's are fucking everywhere tbh but his underarms would be the worst of the worst. Reagan's sides/hips and thighs are really, really bad, and no one is allowed to touch them.

Who is ticklish in unusual places and where would that be?

Reagan's elbows (specifically inner elbows), and Brett's calves.

Who gets cheer-up tickles?

Brett gets cheer-up tickles, Reagan gets "stop being a grumpy shut-in" tickles. They're similar, but there's a distinct difference.

Do either of them try to hide their ticklishness?

Brett is one of those weirdos who can openly admit they're ticklish with no shame. He's not one to shy away from hiding any aspect of himself, regardless of how embarrassing it might be regarded as. I don't think Reagan knows she's ticklish, or if she does it's repressed memories from Bear-O that she does not need brought back up. So she wouldn't hide it so much as there'd be no reason for her to volunteer that she is.

Who takes advantage of the other one getting their arms stuck while trying to take off their shirt?

Oh Reagan, for sure. Brett is far too polite to take advantage of someone in a helpless situation (not to mention Reagan would saw off his hands if he tried).

Brett is fucking desperate and will purposefully get his arms stuck just to get tickled.

How did they discover each other's ticklishness?

Reagan found out about Brett through the other's messing with him. Brett found out about Reagan after she admitted it during an uncharacteristic moment of honesty one night after they'd just *suggestive eyebrow wiggle*.

Who can't take tickle bites/raspberries?

Neither of them omfg. Brett like, genuinely can't, he has to push the ler away if he's able because everything's too wet and sharp and ticklish and vulnerable and even if he does like it, it's impossible to convince his mind of this fact. Reagan can't for more psychological reasons. Generally, kissing/making out/other shenanigans are pretty intimate events for her, so she doesn't like to include tickling in them as she already feels exposed enough. She can handle neck kisses and biting and things like that, but if it so much as starts to tickle she shuts it down pretty quick.

Who has to be tickle-forced out of bed in the morning?

Reagan has to be tickle-forced into bed, but other than that, they both kind of have to be early risers. Also, I cannot see Brett as a sleeping-in kind of guy, you know he's already been up for a run, showered, made breakfast, and had a coffee all by 5 am.

Who initiates tickle fights?

Tickle fights are always initiated by Brett, and he kind of waits to see what kind of mood Reagan's in before trying anything further. Reagan will tickle him sporadically throughout the day to keep him on his toes, but it's pretty well understood that that is not an invitation to tickle her back.

Who gives up in tickle fights?

Reagan, usually. Brett has no chill when it comes to tickling, he will never ask for it to stop even if he's physically squirming away. Reagan's goodwill taps out before her stamina does, so she usually puts an end to it towards her pretty fast.

Who's in danger of getting hurt when attacking the other?

Fucking Brett, Reagan will take out an eye. Brett doesn't flail so much as he curls up, so it's usually safe.

Who always provokes the other into tickling them and how?

Brett Brett Brett. Whether it's teasing Reagan, "messing up" a simple task that she asked him to do, wearing revealing clothing, acting way more physical than usual or stretching around her. If he's getting really desperate he might ask, but Reagan usually picks up on it before then.

[missamyrisa2]

Hi miss amyyyyy🤭 I would looove to know how you would play with a nice n sensitive girly who just crumbles under some teasing words. Baby talk, tickle talk, poking fun at how sensitive and responsive her body is, all while playing with her tied down body. It should also be pointed out that said tickly can reach completion many many times in a row;)

You're soooo gonna be on the receiving end of my snugglyyyy sensual tickles my darling ~ and don't let the name fool youuuu ~ it's not going to be the relaxingggg sort of ticklesss ~ you seeeee when I have an adorable girly ticklebug giggler under my wiggly fingers I'm going to ever so slowly, carefully, and deliberately overload youuuu ~ "mmhmmm mhmmmm just the nice soft sensitive body I like to play with~" I'll remark as I drag my thumbnail over your twitching belly and across your ribs. "What was thatttt? Was it a giggle? Noooo~ no wayyyy no wayy are you already giggling you sweet cutie pieee ~ that would mean you are unbelievably, ridiculouslyyy cute and therefore deserving of alll the ticklyyy attention I can give ~ that would just be sooo wildddd, you giggling already just from my thumbnail, dragging over your underarm like thissss? What if I~" and with a snicker I'll skitter my nails liiightly across both underarms as I crawl over you, letting the soft lace of my tickler outfit graze your wanting skin. The gentle sensual material of my shinyyy dresss and the coolness of my oversized belt brushing your midsection relentlesslyyyy ~ as does my curtains of soft blondish brown hair. "Mmhmmm mmhmmm ~ you just let it all out nowwww ~ you're my little wiggly ticklish doll aren'tchaaaa yessss ~ awww cooochie coochie cooooo~" I sing as I begin sliding my hands down and looking for a goodie spot on your sides before thoughtfully squeezing, extracting those sounds I love to hear. "Ahhhh there we goooo there's a girl, there's a prettttyyy pretty girl, laughing for her ticklemama all sweetly ~~~"

As I catch you in a gigglemoan from all the attention I shift and without a word of warning my lips start brushing your chest buttons. "Mmmhmm mmmhmm ~ cuuuute royal girly chest buttonssssss yeahhhh your buttonssss~!!" While my fingers explore your sideboob and inner arms and neck, tracing about, occasionally grabbing the soft tips of my hair and brushing it all around in little circles. "Tickle tickle. Tickle tickle tiiiickle~" I coo and give each stiffening button a little kiss on the tip before kissing down your chest, moving to your waist to start layering my lips prints with brushing and kissing and even little nibbles, with my fingers following close behind to exploit the raised sensitivity. "Ahh yesss, your ticklish waiiiisttttt ~ sooo sensitive and sweet~ you're such a giggledoll, such a cutieeeeee I can't not tickle youuu and you can't not laugh huhhh you can't not laughhhhh~" I blow little raspberries on each hip, moving down further and further with my lips and lightly caressing fingers ~ occasionally moving back up to draw my hands down ever so gently across your body to make you writhe. "There we goooo there we goooo you just make all your sounds now, all your cute little reactions. Ticklemama's got youuu mhmmm mmmhmmmm~" and further down I go, kissing at your thighs as I gently open them and hook my arms around, playfully tickling behind your knees. "Ooh kicky kickyyyy yeahh you struggle and wiggle all you like, you're not going anywhere and it's still gonna tickle~ yes bouncy thighsss bouncy thighs are perfectttt and soooo lovelyyy"

Pausing, I shift down further and hummm as I grasp a big toe, holding it to one side before playfully drawing my tongue across the gap. "Yesss such lovely feetss you have tooooo~ oooh! Does it just tickle? Does it tickle sooo bad when Amy does thissss ~ awww you say pleaseee miss amy please lickle between my toesssss~" I taunt and work my soft tongue under each toe, my fingers gently tickling away at the pad of each one. "Mmmhhh ~ getting worked up are weeee?" I crawl up and again make sure my outfit and my body are brushing against your legs and midsection before I settle and straddle. "Let's seee thennnn let's seeeee that girly pearlyyyy~" I grin and pluck a long feather from the chest of my dress, carefully gliding it up my palm. "Oooh!!" I giggle squeak out, tickling myself. "Yes, perfect. Hold tight preciousssss this is gonnna tiiiicklee~" I smile brightly and grasp your thigh with one hand and begin carefully tracing your girly area around in licking strokes of the feather. "Ahhh where's that pearlyyyy where's that girlyyy pearlyyy thennnn?" I smirk and coax your body to further arousal, carefully extracting every sound and reaction as I drink up your reactions and patiently wait to tickle your button out in full sensitive wanting. "Mmmhmm thereeeee she beeeee~" I squeal and immediately move the feather tip up to begin fluttering it carefully across the length of your swollen button. "Look at that bodyyyy mhmmm look at you goooo ~ sooo beautifullll"

"Coochie coooo giggle girl, laugh it up~" My face follows yours and glances to your royal area ensuring I'm taking in your every messed up face and gasp along with every thrash and squirm and buck so that my feather is always following, always tickling you along further while I trail my nails up and down your thighs. "Girlyyy pearllyyyy girlyyy pearllyyyy nice stiffff buttton mmmhmmmm ~ ticklish ticklishhhh buttonnnnnn~ soooo royal, sooo pretttty ~ you want it sooo bad huhhhh you just wanttt all the tickles all the time you wanna be tickled and treated sooo sweetly with all this attention ~ who's the lucky girl thennnnn who's my prettyyyy pretty giggly ticklish wantting lucky girlyyy girlll and oooh!" I squeak in delight as I see you clench and thrash and sparkle it out for me. "Oooh ! Oooh ! Oooh!" I repeat, following your dramatic motions, never stopping the feather, never stopping my loving squeezes of your sides and thighs as I keep you braced and tickled ~ except when I lean in to let my lips ever so lightly brush and kiss at your pearly~

"Tickle tickle tiickle!! Tickle tickle!! Tickle tickle tickle tickle!!" I coo and taunt you all the way through your ticklegasm, never relenting or allowing you to stop giggling or gasping. And as you work it out, I only redouble, adding a soft blush brush to my other hand so that my feather and the new fluffy touch and circle around and work together to get you all wanty all over again. "Nooope nopppe we're not stopping uhhh uhhhh you're a ticklish ticklebug with sooo many giggles and we gotta get them alll out nowww ~ allll of them ~ each and every last giggle and gasp and moan and squeak and squeal and laugh and screeeamm ~ we're not stoppinnggg even when you're just a face of silent gigglessssss we're gonna keep going oooohhh ohooohooooo! Riight theree? Yeahh? Nooo? Yeahh? Tickle tickle? Oh~ Oh my god!" I follow you and imitate your sounds and question and tease, fluttering my tools and giving you big tickly kisses on your bouncing belly throughout your next sparkle~

"Awww did it tickle sooo much hunnnyyy bunnnyyy? Are you my sweeet delectable honey bunny with the quiveryyy thighssss and bouncy bellyyyy and stifffyyyy cute buttonsssss?" I snicker and playfully tickle at your royal chest buttons, hovering my palms over them before attacking your armpits and ribs with spidery tickles from my long fingers. "Silly sillyyy girlll sily girlll~ all worked up from your ticklesss? You love your tickless yes you doooo oh yess you dooo you tell me you tell your amyyy how you love your ticklessss~ whyyyy I could do this alll nightttt mmhmmm we'll keep going ~ your bodyyyy just says yess yess yes pleassee ticklee please teaseee mmhmm mmhmmm~" And with that I reach for my favorite, my bigggg buzzing wannddd. "Yesss it's time for those buzzyyy ticklesss and guess whatttt? I'm gonna make it tickle soooo gooood for youuu cutieeee~"

With a wicked grin I pull out a silken cloth and carefully drape it over your royal girly area. Holding the fabric taut across your wanting button, I bring the wand bulb in and let it start humming and trembling on the silk caress. "Oooh yeahhh that tickless huhh yesss I knowww I knowwww it ticklessss that's why I'm doing ittt only the besttt best for your dolly dolllll~" I laugh and hold steady, following your motions and snickering all the way, even giggling into your navel as I hold my wand to the silk and send those soft vibey teases to your ever-wanting button. I don't hold back and keep the wand steady when I push you right over the edge again, laughing and bouncing with you excitedly as I tickle wildly over your belly before scooting down to scribble your feet. "Ahhhhh sooo ticklyyyy so ticklish!! You are soooo cuuuuuutee!! Look at your toes scrunchhhh look at that bellyyyy skip~ Awwww I just wanna kisssyyy youuu!" I move up and snuggle to you, throwing one leg over yours as I begin making out with your neck, following and kissing endlessly ~ pausing at times to kiss and coo at your ear "pretty ticklish girllll pretty ticklish girl~" all while my finger ever so gently does a come hither on your wanting buttonsssss ~ <3

[yourlittlettoy]

I've un-redacted your post!

"Hmmm well, my underarms and feet are undoubtedly the worst and most dreaded spots in general, but if you use your electric toothbrushes to t-word my neck, my inner thighs, or in between my toes, then those places become like impossibly deathly and is one of those instant panic and regret kinda deals. Those are some that stand out I guess, despite…. Uh…. everything being kinda exposed already. "

…………….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😨😨😨🚫🙅🏻‍♀️😵😳

You….. may or may not have got some things right actually WTAF how been totally guessing and have no idea what you’re saying at all 😇😇

[tortureandtickles]

If I could torture you, I'd strap you down tight in a soundproof area. And then relish in your screams and shrieks of laughter and begging. Tickling your ears, neck, collarbone, palms, arms, underarms, ribs, back, tummy, sides, waistline, hips, inner thighs, knees, and finally your feet!! Using a combination of fingers, raspberries, and electric toothbrushes on all of those spots. And using detangling hairbrushes, under the balls of your feet. Constantly mocking you for shedding tears and shopping periodically only to lotion your tickle spots deeply with my fingertips and then countdown from ten. Slowly. Before I start over again.

🖤💜🪥👣

well…that’s put me in a lee mood for the rest of the day 🫠

you’ve literally described my favourite kind of torture all in one post and just AHHHHHHH i need this to happen to me right now. even though i’d beg you like hell to stop

[fairytales-and-folklore]

The Task Of Temptation

Doctor Who » Eleven x Amy

Title: The Task Of Temptation

Author: fairytalesandfolklore

Fandom: Doctor Who (Masterlist)

Relationship: The Eleventh Doctor x Amelia Pond

AO3 Rating: Explicit 18+ (a complete collection of author's notes, inspiration credits, content warnings and tags can be found on AO3)

Summary: Amelia Pond is determined to distract the Doctor from tinkering with the TARDIS by any means necessary.

"That's where you're wrong, Pond. The bond between a man and his TARDIS is unbreakable, even with certain…erm…temptations. You could shrug out of that sweater, prancing round in nothing but the paint on your fingernails, and it wouldn't faze me one bit," he said, emphasizing those last few words.  Amy simply smiled. "I'll take that bet."

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"Amy, will you please…Amy, stop that!" The Doctor, hanging on by the very last thread of his patience, scolded his companion for what felt like the thousandth time. 

Amy simply stared at him, giggling at the way her incessant poking of his stomach and underarms made him tick. He shrugged it off, lips forming into a tight line, and settled his fingers along the luminescent knobs and levers of the TARDIS console.

"It was only a bit of fun," Amy teased.

"No. Not fun. Not for me. I hate being tickled," he murmured.

"You do?" Amy smiled, sauntering across the glass floor and folding her arms around his neck. She trailed her fingers across his tense shoulders and along his chest, halting midway down his torso. Then she began curling her fingers around the fabric of his shirt and tickled him into a fit of giggles. With a great deal of effort, he managed to shove her off.

"Stop it, Amy. I need to concentrate," he said, slightly breathless.

"Concentrate on what? We're in the middle of space. Just plug in a few coordinates and park it. I'm tired of sitting around. I want to have a bit of fun every once in a while," she whined. 

They locked heated glares for a moment, until the Doctor tore his gaze away from hers and resumed tinkering with the console.

"You want a bit of fun. A bit of fun. That last planet we went to wasn't fun? You're so ungrateful." The Doctor pouted, turning to face her and making certain he was wearing his best mock-hurt expression.

"It was a planet made up entirely of manure," she snapped. "You call that fun?"

"Alright, fine. I'll make it up to you, I promise. Just…don't distract me," he said. 

A smug little smile spread across his face as he added, "Although, nothing, I assure you, can distract me from flying the TARDIS. It's one of my many talents."

Amy raised her eyebrows in amusement. The Doctor rolled his eyes and said, "I just need to do a bit of fiddling with the inner wiring. Some of the temporal fuses are spontaneously combusting." He waved his hands about maniacally to demonstrate.

"English, if you don't mind," she sighed.

"Not my native tongue, sorry."

Amy rolled her eyes and crossed her arms. She stood there for twenty agonizingly long minutes, tapping her foot impatiently all the while.

"Doctor," she finally called. He was sprawled out on his back, his hands toying with a mess of wires in a latch underneath the console. He pretended not to hear her.

Amy sighed heavily and began slowly pacing along the glass floor. After a few moments, her eyes lit up and a huge, wicked grin spread across her face. 

"Doctor," Amy trilled a few moments later.

"What is it, Amy? For goodness' sake, I—"

The rest of his words were drowned out by a sickening bang as the Doctor swung his head up and made contact with the metallic underbelly of the console. A string of expletives followed suit, and Amy couldn't help but giggle. Vision slightly blurred, he readjusted his eyesight to make certain that he had not been having another one of his hallucinations. His eyes scanned up her slender, pale legs, lingered for a moment on the place where her long, red sweater barely met with the edge of her thighs, and then finally rested on her face. Her olive eyes were bright and alluring, her lips twisted into a magnificent smile that simply screamed smug.

"Amy…are you…I mean, well, you look….not that it's…" he managed, aware that the majority of the blood in his body had left his brain in favor of his trousers.

"I hope the ends of these sentences are good," she smirked.

"Naked," he finished, swallowing audibly.

"Oh. No, I'm not naked. Not completely," Amy said as she kicked her bunched up skirt aside, strewn carelessly along the floor.

"Nothing can distract you from flying the TARDIS. Knew that was rubbish," Amy whispered, moving closer to the Doctor. He subtly placed his hand over his lap, hoping that it wasn't too noticeable, and forced a nonchalant smile, as though having half-naked Amy standing right in front of him with a delightfully torturous smirk was a normal, every-day occurrence. As though this very thought hadn't pulsed through his brain more than he'd like to admit. All of those short skirts were clearly poisoning his mind. He shook his head and stood up, still a bit woozy, and stared straight into her eyes, a familiar edge of determination and confidence reappearing in his voice.

"That's where you're wrong, Pond. The bond between a man and his TARDIS is unbreakable, even with certain…erm…temptations. You could shrug out of that sweater, prancing round in nothing but the paint on your fingernails, and it wouldn't faze me one bit," he said, emphasizing those last few words. 

Amy simply smiled.

"I'll take that bet."

Several moments later, the Doctor stood clutching the levers of the console a little harder than necessary, biting his lip, and keeping his eyes averted. Amy, meanwhile, seemed perfectly at ease, wearing nothing but a black and white lace bra and matching knickers. The Doctor claimed to have taken no notice of her long, pale legs, her lightly freckled skin, or her pursed, pouting lips as she smiled, standing only a few paces from where he stood.

"I'm going to win, you know," she chided.

"Gingers are so arrogant," he laughed.

He heard a bit of rustling behind him, and in an instant, her knickers had been flung into the air, settling neatly over the lever on which his hand still rested. He tried to ignore the impatient pulsing in his trousers, and bit his lip a little harder.

"I…will not…give in," he said, losing the edge of defiance to his voice.

He felt Amy's fingers weave through his hair, curling around the back of his neck, her warm breath sending shivers down his spine as she placed kisses along the length of his neck.

"That's cheating. You're…not allowed to…kiss…" his words were swallowed up by a soft little moan that wasn't ever meant to escape. 

"This counts as a form of distraction. I'm following your rules perfectly."

Amy slipped in between the Doctor and the console, so that his hands now trapped her body between them. She wore nothing but her bra, modest hints of cleavage brushing up against the laced edges. 

"Amy, I—" he protested.

Amy grasped the collar of his button-up shirt and pulled him toward her. He responded immediately, throwing every bit of logic and reason out of his head, and taking Amy in his arms. He fiddled with the clasp of her bra and had tossed it to the floor in mere seconds. Amy unbuttoned his shirt slowly, agonizingly, delighting in the way his impatient eyes never left her face. She left his shirt dangling from his shoulders, exposing a fraction of his chest. Amy ran her fingernails lightly across his skin, felt him shudder beneath her touch, as he pressed himself closer to her, skin on soft, pale skin.

She ran her hands down his chest, exploring every curve, the way in which his muscles contracted whenever she touched a particularly sensitive spot. Her hands found the zipper of his trousers easily, and she'd sent them into a crumpled mess around his ankles within seconds. The Doctor grasped Amy's waist and gently lifted her up onto the console, his lips still attached to hers. She wrapped her legs around his waist and pulled him closer, guiding him, willing him to give in. He released a long, low moan as he slid inside, his face buried into her shoulder, sending vibrations through her chest.

He held her close, feeling the warmth of her skin against his own, breathing in the familiar, comforting scent he had come to adore, as he nuzzled into her long, curly hair. She placed her hands on his waist, fingers nearly digging into his skin and thrust forward, throwing her head back and grazing her nipples along his chest. He shivered in response and grasped her waist, pulling her impossibly closer. His lips found the crook of her neck and he worked slowly, planting soft little kisses along her skin.

Amy giggled at the sensation, weaving her fingers into his hair once more and ravishing his neck with her sharp little teeth. She sucked along his neck, leaving a trail of tiny wet kisses, branding him with marks that wouldn't leave his skin for days. She paused at the base of his throat, where a little scarlet bowtie perched, still intact. She slowly slid her tongue in between the skin of his neck and the fabric of the bowtie, and the Doctor felt his eyes roll back as a dizzying sensation overtook him. And then she bit down, tugging the bowtie away from his throat with her teeth, all the while twirling her fingers in his hair and tugging playfully at the strands.

He couldn't handle it. In spite of himself, he glanced down between them, his eyes hungrily taking in Amy's figure, the way her muscles contracted against him as they moved in rhythm, the way her head tilted back with each new climax, pushing herself closer to him, tightening around him, nearly swallowing him in her warmth. The final release sent him shivering with delight, crying out against Amy's shoulders, and feeling the vibrations of her soft, pleasured giggles radiate through his chest. 

He slumped onto her shoulder, putting his full weight against her and collapsed into a fit of giggles himself, unable to control his elation. After a few moments of poorly stifled laughter, he placed his arms around Amy's waist, pulling her into a tight hug and kissing every inch of her face, releasing all of the adoration he had kept locked away. After a few moments of breathless, delighted giggles, Amy quirked her head to the side, admiring the way the Doctor's shirt hung from just his arms, his bowtie crookedly positioned along his neck.

"What is it you were so intently focused upon before?" she asked.

The Doctor arched his eyebrows and flashed her a ridiculous grin.

"You know," he said, entwining his fingers with hers and smiling brilliantly. "I haven't the slightest idea."

[ovaruling]

i’ve had over 10 elective cosmetic procedures, starting at age 17. some were combined into single surgeries, but the number of procedures i had totals well over 10, especially counting all the different liposuction. breast reduction, breast lift (two of them), full abdominoplasty with muscle repair (the most invasive kind of tummy tuck), buccal fat removal, skin excision of over 10 inches on my back and on my jaw/neck, and, as i said, more liposuction than i could ever count (face, neck, underarms, back, stomach, hips, inner thighs, outer thighs, lower back, all areas multiple times over a period of 10 years), and the star of them all, a BBL. plus the surgery to repair the BBL infection to save my life.

despite my surgeries being “successful” (you could argue that the BBL was not in the end, but the rest technically were) i have been left permanently disabled—even when you factor out the effects of the BBL.

my life is just—ruined. i don’t even know where to start. i don’t even have words. (i did try, however poorly, if you’re interested in my story.)

i used to be like that. i used to think i had a right to do whatever i wanted to my body, and fuck anyone who criticized that choice.

i want to laugh now.

i don’t want to hear a fucking thing about how right and good elective cosmetic surgery is until you all have had as much work done as i have.

you would’ve fought for my right to get these surgeries, even at 17. but you don’t give a shit about me now that i’ve had them and am in pain and wish i had died. did i deserve that? after all, i started out just like you, who support unconditional elective cosmetic surgery. would you have supported me then? have i lost your respect now that i have something real to say about the sinister aspects of this industry that preyed on my low self-esteem and left me irreparably damaged? was it just bad luck on my part, every single surgery? that seems a bit coincidental.

i got all these surgeries. i had the best surgeons in my state. i exercised my right to get them. i did them “for myself.” i did it all. i’m begging for death every day in a way i never knew before, even at my most self-loathing. how empowered am i now?

i’m just one woman. but was i worth it? was my life worth this? how about the millions of other women who have either died or suffered long-term complications from their surgeries? you and i both know the number isn’t zero.

i used to think that was a cost we could all afford to pay—after all, it’s all about an individual’s choice.

but then the cost was me. and now, with clarity of experience, i don’t understand how you can pay that. how you can sacrifice women like me by encouraging the cosmetic surgery industry like this.

you never want to hear from survivors, though, do you? surgery-havers are all valid until… until what? until we say something that doesn’t unconditionally validate what you think bodily autonomy means?

if you truly want elective cosmetic surgery to be an openly accessible industry, for whatever reason, then you better get to work on lifting up girls and women about their bodies. you better let us talk about our bodies, and how we ARE our bodies. about how there is no wrong way to be born. because otherwise, if you push the right to cosmetic surgery but condemn the right to celebrate the bodies we were born with, you’re just contributing to a global pressure on us to look a certain way that is ONLY achievable (i should say “seems achievable”) through invasive cosmetic surgery.

because you don’t get to have both worlds and expect stories like mine to remain rarities.

again, please ask yourself, how many women are you willing to sacrifice for your beliefs to triumph? are we less important if we don’t have a trans identity? are we more expendable for being “cis”? do we cost less to throw under the bus so long as everyone gets to champion the right to surgery?

this isn’t a game. this isn’t cool “bodymodding.” this is human experimentation, whether you’re trans or not. you can call it whatever you want, but it is going to cost lives. it is breeding ACTUAL medical malpractice.

if you actually cared about trans people, you’d want them to be informed about how fucking dangerous and life-ruining this industry is. how it preys on low self-esteem and gender stereotypes. how it leaves you high and dry. how doctors at the top clinics in the country for years afterward will scratch their heads trying to figure out your mysterious illnesses and immune system catastrophes.

if you actually cared about trans people, you would care about why cosmetic surgeons see them as absolute cash cows, right alongside “cis” women who are chasing a body ideal.

and yet you’re at work trying to silence voices like mine after we’ve actually HAD SO MANY COSMETIC SURGERIES.

i want to talk to someone who’s had exactly as many as i have. right now. talk to me and tell me how worth it it was. tell me how happy you are and how healthy you are. i’d LOVE to hear it. tell me how great your body works now, 10 years later. i can’t wait to sit down and gush with you about how amazing it’s all been.

but if you haven’t had elective cosmetic surgery, then you don’t get to weigh in and tell me how necessary it is. until you’ve been through it, you’re just an internet philosopher. come talk to me when you’ve been through MY hell.

(and no, i am not talking about medically necessary plastic surgery, so please don’t conflate. i am talking about elective cosmetic surgery. period.)

Yall do NOT hop on a cosmetic surgery hate train during an ongoing campaign against trans Healthcare I am fucking begging