#my nb queen ngl

[avorous]

Ferrum Mercar - 2/?

[sunnysaystuff]

queer hcs for septimus heap characters

canon compliant <3

simon heap: he's trans. he's genuinely just a little trans boy. he and lucy are absolutely t4t pookies

lucy heap (nee gringe ig): trans girlie. she and simon are 100% adorable wholesome cuddling et cetera and i need them in my life forever

marcia overstrand: have you SEEN her? have you HEARD her!???!?!?!?! she's 100% aro lesbian she and milo had a cute lil thing going there in todhunter moon (and fyre iirc) but it was 100% qpr coded like ain't no way they were romancing . aroxaro hc, fight me

milo banda: deadbeat dad SORRY sorry um. aro pansexual because yeah he was 100% getting it on while at sea like some ofmd type shit

queen cerys: heehee i actually really don't like her but anyways. aroace girlie like she did not want to do any of that shit i hc she and milo fell in love in a cute platonic way and it was like "yeah you can go to sea and fuck whoever ily bye" core ngl

sarah heap: bi. she and galen the physik woman 100% had something going on don't even argue with me

silas heap: stop he and sarah were 100% bi4bi bbgs and i think silas and gringe's frenemyship is VERY homoerotic but not in the way that either are cheating because they'd never, silas would NEVER

septimus heap: sooo yeah. he's ace. 100% fight me. i think he's also aroflux panromantic because likee. sep is so very Flamboyant with romance it's really funnie and the way he has Stuff Going On with syrah driffa aND rose is hilaaaarious. also he and wolf boy,,,,??? kinda gay??? wolf boy is canonically homo so don't tell me that at some point they weren't crushing on each other. also2 septimus was giving genderfluid vibes throughout the series like idk i always got the vibe that he didn't always feel like a boy but maybe i'm tripping

jenna heap: ahhh my bbg<3<3<3 she and beetle were so cute but let's be real jenna was Not straight like errrrm anyone remember that one scene from darke??? her first kiss was a GIRL???? jenna is The fuckyouidowhatiwant pansexual and i'm so proud of her for it

marissa: stop her thing with jo-jo was so sillybilly i'm ngl Also also She Was Definitely like. demigirl. on the nb spec. she kissed jenna and definitely enjoyed it soooo do with that what you will

o beetle beetle: AGH he's so pookie i genuinely can'tttt. trans boy and he's so wonderful btw

part 2 to come?!?! comment requests !

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*cracks knuckles* apologies in advance for long post but u literally just invited me to infodump and i am nothing if not a scoundrel so you might regret this <3 also sorry for answering late i had rly awful cramps yesterday and was like. passing out ough </3

anyway. i may have created a monster i may have had a stroke of genius. or perhaps just a stroke. i've come up with a polyship that blends three of my favourite france ships (sorry arthur...)

it has no basis in canon and i don't know if it's historically sound or sensical whatsoever but i dont care. fran deserves the most rugged lads around to keep up with her insatiable needs.

turkey, scotland and america.

according to my HCs sadık is what i'd call hypermasculine. ripped as fuck, with copious, thick, dark body hair - and a bit cocky. alasdair as well, he's shy but buff and hairy and chubby - the bear trifecta. i guess alfred isn't a bear in the truest sense of the word, like in my opinion he's hella muscular but not very hairy at all, prob shaves or waxes. he could also be chubby as a treat, why not? it is always morally correct to make characters chubby. (also, alfred wore a bear waiter outfit in the april fools ep so. honorary bear :3)

i also think the ship works particularly well with transfemme françois(e) but it could absolutely work with bigender/genderfluid male/nb fran too! (for anyone who's new here i always HC france as amab and some kind of genderqueer or transfeminine) but i digress!

so i don't know all too much about poly relationship styles IRL but i see this as being a closed, committed/exclusive relationship where it's fran (goldilocks) and her 3 bears all living together. they're all completely devoted to her and she loves them each equally. healthy polyamory isn't about giving 3 people each 33.3% of your heart, it's about being able to love with your entire heart three times over.

sharing a barbie doll like that isn't easy but fran makes sure that whoever she's with at the moment, he knows she's all his. the three guys bond over prioritizing her happiness, and despite the complexity of their lifestyle they don't butt heads too much if at all.

i don't really see them as being involved with each other romantically, separate from fran. they're brother husbands. saying they're like roommates with the same gf isn't unaccurate but would be way oversimplifying it. they're involved in each other's lives to a point where they're inseparable. they've all chosen to settle down together so their bond is on a much closer level than mere friendship, but it's mostly platonic?? ngl they probably do engage in foreplay together and make out a lil bit. they'd do it if their queen wanted to watch.

additionally i'm not sure if they'd be friends organically, as in without fran there to unify them in the first place. their personalities are all very different and have different needs in their relationships with her.

alasdair has a lower social battery compared to the others and needs more time alone, including alone with the wifey, to just sit and cuddle and talk. alfred is high energy and needs a lot of attention. (read: walkies. he's a puppyboy) sadık is pretty independent, but likes being treated like a king, so fran puts a lot of effort into impresing him and performing acts of service for him.

and in some ways, they're very similar. all of them have possessive, territorial qualities (fran loves a possessive man) while alasdair and alfred are the jealous type. aly because he can be somewhat insecure and clingy, alfred bc he's a bit immature. i don't see sadık as truly getting jealous, he's too self-confident, but instrad he's very competitive and dominant so basically same difference.

alfred is undeniably a boytoy and yet so much more. he's optimistic and uplifting, he makes her feel young and playful and never lets her get bored. alasdair is who she goes to when emotionally vulnerable, the gentle one who provides moral support, guides and empowers her. sadik loves to challenge her on a physical and intellectual level, encouraging her talents while keeping her on her toes.

those are just examples, their roles don't stop there. they make her laugh, protect her, hold her, shower her with affection and gifts, always look out for her best interests, praise her not only for beauty but the generous, warm-hearted person she is. whatever she needs.

even though it might seem like they're her manservants, she has three husbands to take care of!! making dinners and packing lunches, keeping a big house clean, keeping them comfortable etc. it's hard work for her to balance and nurture all these relationships, individually and as a foursome, but if anyone can do it it's our girl.

between the three of them she's rewarded generously... her poor booty tho... ok i suppose i'll stop there but please feel free to send more asks about them or anything else literally whenever <3

[kiyokoxd]

headcanons about the ada members and maybe the pm members about their sexualities?? Idk why I am curious, maybe also about what kind of person they will like, i am sorry if it's too much

Armed Detective Agency

Atsushi, Dazai, Kunikida, Ranpo, Yosano

Atsushi Nakajima

• I definitely headcanon him as a pansexual, I don’t think he cares about your gender. 

• He needs someone to accept him the way he is and love him, he’s really nervous and insecure and needs reassurance so pls don’t be mad and love him pls he's precious help. he’s gonna be an amazing, might be over-protective sometimes but that’s mainly because he doesn't want to lose you <3

• Mainly prefers he/him but I don’t think he cares much about his gender?? I am not sure, I guess he’s cis??

Osamu Dazai

• Bisexual, that’s it. He loves all type of women as he says, men... Well the fact he said he “isn’t interested in men” is a lie, yep it is. Have you seen Chuuya with him? Ha, gay. I can say he might try not be attracted to men, his closeted ass might have some negative thoughts about it but ye, bisexual it is. 

• He just wants someone who gives him a reason to live tbh in my opinion, he’s touch starved even though won’t admit, just like the other bsd bois. He will appreciate you a lot and might lie to you slightly in the starting, but if you show him you’re trustworthy and love him no matter what, he would love you no matter what too.

• I headcanon him as Non-Binary, using he/they pronouns. This is because of the intro he gave to Atsushi and I think others too, he often refers to himself as the Japanese gender-neutral pronoun.

- I realised that pronoun thingy from this video (it’s embed); https://youtu.be/b_Gm2WcTCKY?t=313 

Kunikida Doppo

• Well, pretty sure he’s straight according to his so called “ideals”, but, I would say this, he doesn’t mind appreciating other men if they look good-looking. I mainly still think that he doesn’t care much about the gender but if his ideals are saying, women it is??? I mean I guess he can like nb people too, I am confused ngl

• Well most of his choices are in his ideals, from what I guess (I researched about this slightly) - he wants an independent woman who isn’t afraid and will do whatever to get what they want. Good at organising things and appreciates him for who he is.

• Cis?? I mean he’s fine with they/them but would rather prefer he/him.

Ranpo

• I guess he cares slightly about gender but for him, it’s personality > looks soooo, I guess I would headcanon him as Polysexual or Omnisexual. He’s slightly conscious but still won’t care and will love you the way you are so yeah.

• He wants someone sharing (well.. with sweets at least), someone who I  proud of him, funny and doesn’t get offended too quickly since he can be cocky. Who would definitely love it if they were smart, he would love to solve cases with them or just hang out.

• He/Him pronouns I guess, he’s cis.

Akiko Yosano

• Okay she gives me bisexual vibes for sure, HIGH BI VIBES. Queen shit. She mainly doesn’t mind what gender you are and will love you for who you are but prefers the label Bisexual - mainly being attracted to a female or male, but won’t mind non-binary, genderfluid people, etc.

• Well she would be amused if they’re not scared by her, that curiosity might take a huge turn if they enjoy shopping, her interested in learning more about the things Yosano likes, kind and supportive. Someone who can brighten up her day after a long tiring day.

• She/Her pronouns, cis for sure 

Port Mafia

Chuuya, Akutagawa, Higuchi

Chuuya Nakahara

• Haha okay he’s gay... Or maybe bisexual, just to please the ladies imma say that but I headcanon him as gay... Gay, yeah. Gay for Dazai.

• He’s very insecure of his weight and height so he needs someone who loves him just the way he is, compliments and gifts are his love language... So yes pls do that. Enjoy w i n e with him and I guess someone who’s serious yet cheerful too.

• He/Him.. Cis, yep.

Ryuunosuke Akutagawa

• Another closeted bisexual, jeez Dazai really be leaving his impressions on people. Mainly I feel like he’s a biromantic demisexual. Thanks to the torture and shit he went through, he needs time to open up, wayyy lot of time. He’s fine with anyone as long as they accept him and shit. pretty sure his personality sucks (Higuchi as an example) but yeahhhh, depends really.

• He needs someone who praises him - should be real, someone who accepts him for the monster he has become, he’s touch starved but won’t show any vulnerability so they NEED to have patience with him, make him realise things.

• He/Him or He/They I guess?? Demiboy probs.

[ Bonus ; His sister be gay so hi ]

Ichiyo Higuchi

• Well, bisexual... She obviously likes Aku but I ship her with Gin so 🏃‍♀️

• Someone who enjoys food?? I am not sure but yeah. She kinda likes invading your privacy and can be overprotective but it can be adorable, she wants someone to care for her and accept her. If she’s there for you, you should be there for her too. Would love it if you try and style her hair, no matter how funny it may come out to be.

• She/Her for sure.

[sourlemon478]

I can't afford a computer/laptop so mobile quality is the best you get.

Masterlist(s) near the end.

About me & this blog!

Sour or Lemon, 19, any pronouns (primarily she/her)

Aro/Lesbian

French-Canadian

I like a lot of fandoms but mostly JJK, PtN, and Genshin

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Rules

What I won't write

Non-con/dub-con

Furry (ears and tail are fine, but no full fur or animal-like genitalia)

Loli Characters & Loli S/O

Male S/O or F/M

Personalized requests (like you're name)

Poc/religious/trans S/O or HCs. As a white person with no religious background, this is not my place and I do not feel comfortable writing these. For the trans part, I may be agender, but I don't feel it's my place to write for people with those specific identities.

Self-harm, EDs, and most mental disorders. Only ones I'm comfortable writing about, which are the ones I have, are Autism, ADHD, and Depression.

Parent/child Incest (MDLG is fine as long as the aren't related)

What I will write

All kinks I'm familiar with (I'm allowed to deny ones that make me uncomfortable, but that bar is pretty low ngl)

Sensitively topics not mentioned above

Age-gap

Incest (Twin, Sibling, etc, as long as it doesn't break the no Loli or parent/child rules)

Adult/Minor, Teacher/Student, that kinda stuff (I.e Utahime X Mai) (This may have heavy restrictions, and I may just straight up deny a request, but I typically don't mind)

Futa is fine for characters, but unless you specifically ask for it, it will not be assumed

HC & One-Shot Rules

HCs for five characters max

One-Shots for two characters max

Clarify if you want NB S/O or Reader, as fem is always assumed.

One-shots may be a lot slower and/or I may just not get to it. They require a lot more effort and quite frankly my attention span is horrible.

Fandoms + Masterlists

Will add/erase some if I want too

Jujutsu Kaisen

Kimetsu no Yaiba

Genshin Impact

Avatar, The Last Airbender

Mairmashita Iruma-kun

Hunter X Hunter

Love Live School Idol Festival

Love Live Sunshine

Danganronpa

Magical Girl Raising Project

Bocchi the Rock

Path To Nowhere

Off-Characters

Will add/erase some if I want too

Yor Forger (SxF)

Fiona Frost (SxF)

Queen Hiling (Ranking of Kings)

Isabella (TPN)

Haruhi Fujioka (OHSHC)

Verosika (Helluva Boss)

Jaehee (Mystic Messenger)

[eveningcolor]

idk how many you want so like. *drops all of the primp kids into your lap and runs*

OH GOD OH FUCK [barely manages to catch all of them in my arms]

this is gonna be a long one so i'll. put it under a cut fjdsljflkd

Amitie

Sexuality Headcanon: lesbian methinks!

Gender Headcanon: definitely genderqueer

A ship I have with said character: amiess :) also queerplatonic amiarle is good

A BROTP I have with said character: big love her friendship with the other primp kids/ringo

A NOTP I have with said character: not a fan of sigami but im pretty sure im just salty bc its like half the puyo tag on ao3 JKLFSDJKLFJKL

A random headcanon: absolutely has adhd. you can't argue with me on this bc im right

General Opinion over said character: [holds her] i just think she's neat :) her english voice in ppt2 is a little annoying tho i prefer her alt

Raffina

Sexuality Headcanon: pansexual queen <3

Gender Headcanon: absolutely a trans girl

A ship I have with said character: raffidelle is my main one but i think that raffiess is also very nice :)

A BROTP I have with said character: HER AND RULUE. i love their dynamic so much

A NOTP I have with said character: nothing comes to mind

A random headcanon: she is the only normal person in primp and i think it's hilarious

General Opinion over said character: ngl i did not like her at first but boy have i seen the light. i love her very much

Lidelle

Sexuality Headcanon: lesbian

Gender Headcanon: i think she is she/they agender actually

A ship I have with said character: as mentioned before, i enjoy raffidelle very much

A BROTP I have with said character: i think she and draco should have canon interactions

A NOTP I have with said character: nothing in particular comes to mind??

A random headcanon: i like the hcs that she's related to draco/satan therefore i think she also has wings she just hides them like she tries to do with her horns

General Opinion over said character: she's very good :)

Sig

Sexuality Headcanon: nebularomantic/ace!

Gender Headcanon: transmasc nb :)

A ship I have with said character: i like sigklug :)

A BROTP I have with said character: sig and amitie my beloveds

A NOTP I have with said character: again, i dont care for sigami but its not a big thing

A random headcanon: i think that if he is over at a friend's house and there is a bug he simply takes it home with him. amitie calls him over for this specific purpose sometimes

General Opinion over said character: he is extremely very much good and also such a fucking mood

Klug

Sexuality Headcanon: disaster bisexual

Gender Headcanon: he/him nonbinary methinks

A ship I have with said character: i actually have quite a few for him! kluguro is my favorite, feliklug comes in very close second (thanks red), and sigklug is also good (though it kind of falls on the backburner in comparison to the other two)

A BROTP I have with said character: KLUG AND AYA. their relationship is so interesting to me,, i like klug and raffina's dynamic a lot for some reason i think they're neat

A NOTP I have with said character: lem/klug and aya/klug :/

A random headcanon: i like the idea of there like. being subtle changes he undergoes post possession.... red eyes :)

General Opinion over said character: i love him so fucking much

[ajora]

I never played ff5 but ngl I kind of want you to answer ALL the questions on that meme because I like hearing your thoughts about it. (and faris for the character part, because hm. yes. butch lesbian pirate. I can dig this. and your otp for the ship part, obviously.)

Oh boy, settle in because this’ll be looong.

So, for everyone else: warning: this talks about being nb/butch, a taboo ship, and spoilers for FF5.

001 | Send me a fandom and I will tell you my:

Favorite character: Toss-up between Faris and Lenna.

Least Favorite character: I don’t actually hate him because his recurring crossover character status is hilarious and he’s got great theme music, but, Gilgamesh. His final words to Faris ( 恋でもして　ちったあ　女らしくなりな | essentially: go fall in love, then you’ll become more feminine) always rubbed me wrong. The love that defines her is the love she has for Lenna, even if you don’t interpret it as romantic love, and her love should never force her to become what she’s not. 

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): Honestly, just Faris/Lenna. I’m chill with other people shipping other ships, but farilenna is my forever ship.

Character I find most attractive: I overrelate to Faris and Lenna is exactly my type. Gosh, but her squeak in DFFOO is adorable.

Character I would marry: I mean, I have a girlfriend I intend to marry, but Lenna would be a nice second option.

Character I would be best friends with: I’d probably get along with all of them, but realistically Butz is just the kind of no-commitment, independent friend I get along best with

a random thought: After the DFFOO event with Butz giving everything that makes him him to his dark world clone, I unironically want to redraw a SUF screenshot with someone taking Connie’s place to say that the only one who hasn’t had Steven Butz is Steven Butz. Largely because Butz shunts his personal feelings to the side to be the supportive friend and teen girl escort everyone needs.

An unpopular opinion: The GBA localization is great, but it’s not an accurate translation and sacrifices accuracy for the lulz. Which is fine!

My Canon OTP: I’mma reach and say Amano drew my otp holding each other on official art that got plastered everywhere in Japanese GBA-release media, so that totes counts as official, right? It’s the same argument the Butz/Lenna shippers used back in the day. (I even have this art in poster form)

My Non-canon OTP: Because FF5 has no actual endgame ships, obviously my otp. 

Most Badass Character: Look, Faris dove into a dragon-generated whirlpool that could have killed her to save her crew when she was 15. She fell off a cliff and crawled back up for Lenna. Faris, hands down.

Most Epic Villain: tbh the most epic villain was one who wasn’t in the game until he became an optional boss added in the GBA revamp: Enuo. He might not have been in the game’s present, but his shadow loomed large 1000 years after his death/sealing away.

Pairing I am not a fan of: Not personally a fan of shipping Butz with any of the girls, largely because he’s shaped like a friend and has been a fantastic friend to all of them, and FF5 really isn’t a romance. I’m absolutely happy to ship him with Squall in the Dissidias though. Butz/Squall is my otp for him. 

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): Eh, I feel like the ending sequence for Faris could have focused less on her being a woman and more on her actual acts of courage. Courage being her whole damn thing and defining trait and all.

Favourite Friendship: Faris and Syldra. Gosh, but all the Japanese texts on them makes me mourn Syldra’s death even harder.

Character I most identify with: Faris bc butch/nonbinary reasons and huge issues with being shoehorned into one gender (male) but not really feeling it (Faris does, in Japanese at least, identify as a woman; direct translation by me: “don’t treat me like a fool because I’m a woman”) and also not wanting to 100% be compliant with femininity.

Character I wish I could be: Look, who doesn’t want to be a pirate.

002 | Send me a ship and I will tell you:

When I started shipping them: 1997 baby. It’s been years and while I flitted out of FF5 fandom in the 2000s up til I returned now, I never stopped loving my ship

My thoughts: Yeah, the sibling incest complicates things, but also? They were separated very young, didn’t grow up together, and didn’t meet again until adulthood. There’s no actual power imbalance there. Even with respect to social status. Like, yes Lenna’s in line to be queen, but does anyone really think she’d abuse her position for anything? She adores Faris. Faris will destroy everyone in this room and then herself if anything happened to Lenna. 

What makes me happy about them: Oh, gosh, they are so good together. Also? I adore how muddled up they are together. Lenna is the Light Warrior of Water, her defining trait being conscientious kindness. Faris is the Light Warrior of Fire, her defining trait being courage. But Lenna will absolutely kill that dragon if she has to. She’ll hare off into the unknown with only a knife to find her father. She’ll trudge through poison to save that dragon she was gonna kill. Her sky dragon turns into a phoenix. She’s the spirit of Water, but everything about her screams Fire. Conversely, Faris is bonded to a sea dragon, nearly drowned twice that we know of, and over the course of the game she does become a kinder person than she was. She’s the spirit of Fire, and yeah she does have courage aplenty, but she’s so inextricably bound to water that her skills in DFFOO are water-related. 

What makes me sad about them: That they could never be together openly. Also? That modern/post-GBA fandom will absolutely shit on the ship’s fans. You’ve seen me talk in Discord about the hate I run across often enough. And it’s absolutely wild to me because I’ve been here since 1997, I’ve heard all the jokes about Faris/Lenna back then, and no one threw a fit about it like they do now. Nevar 4get the off-color FWAKs that were common back in the day. 

Things done in fanfic that annoys me: Mostly just... treating the girls as Butz’s personal harem. And this is a small thing, at least. 

Things I look for in fanfic: Anything with my ship. Alternatively, anything where at least Faris isn’t straight. 

My wishlist: God I just want to talk to fellow Faris/Lenna shippers! And if I have to improve my translating-to-Japanese skills for it, I will. Also, I wanna get involved in a Faris/Lenna doujinshi someday. Or an anthology!

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: their dragons

My happily ever after for them: A cottage by the sea, all regal responsibilities forgotten, with new dragon companions because theirs died over the course of the game and Highwinds must have dragons.

003 | Give me a character & I will tell you:

How I feel about this character: Superb. Fantastic. When I was a young butch in the closet with only Oscar to look up to, Faris stormed onto the scene with all her flaws and character development and a dragon friend! and yes, I dig this. Still favorite, though Lenna unseats her ever so often. 

Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character: Lenna. That’s it, really. World of Final Fantasy floated the idea of Quistis/Faris, but didn’t provide a lot to go on. 

My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character: Syldra! Although I have been known to ship her with Syldra too, back in the day. 

My unpopular opinion about this character: Faris is a very, very Asian trope character, her roots being in Oscar of Rose of Versailles, Takarazuka, and East Asian legends and histories of crossdressing women. I just feel really uncomfortable when white people, especially white cis people, ignore that, ignore that she herself says that she’s a woman, and insist that she’s a trans man. 

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I do wish the epilogue slideshow focused more on her deeds than on her feeling uncomfortable complying with traditional femininity.

Favorite friendship for this character: Syldra!

My crossover ship: Faris and Quistis becoming friends in WoFF after Quistis challenged her to a fistfight is just so Faris that I’d love to see fics exploring that. 

[carbootsoul]

trans* musician recs!

(this is a partner list to my wlw/nblw list and there’s a lot of overlap, their names are links that should go to their spotify pages, i do not have a firm grasp on music genres but most of these are in the realm of indie/pop/punk/folk, unless otherwise specified gender/pronouns refer to lead singer, starred ones are my favorites. if i don’t know a singer’s pronouns i will use they/them.)

★- mal blum- pan and nb. folk punk. they/them. i saw them perform for wtnv live and it changed my actual life. a lot of their songs are about their struggle w depression but they’re also super catchy. songs to listen to: literally all of them but especially: san cristobal, the bodies the zombies!, odds, i don’t want to

sapphic lasers- nb and butch. electronic pop. cannot find their pronouns, if anyone knows please say! some really catchy songs tbh. all very queer and about sex so don’t listen to them w your little brother, i guess. songs to listen to: whiskey and black leather, baby i’m a runner now

ryan cassata- trans. singer-songwriter. he/him. ngl i did cry when i watched the music video for daughter for the first time. songs to listen to: jupiter, daughter, we’re the cool kids

★- ezra furman- pan/bi and trans*. pop punk? art rock????. he/him/she/her. she’s such a fucking icon i stg. her music is just...... so raw but not always in a screaming way? she can write balads that have the same emotion as someone screaming at you. songs to listen to: suck the blood from my wound, rated r crusaders, wild rosemary

dorian elecrta- nb, experimental pop. they/them. what! a king!!! dorian electra was one of the first people i found like, actually attractive and that holds. also their music fucks. songs to listen to: man to man, flamboyant, guyliner

athens boys choir- pan trans guy, spoken word? -ish? 80s-y pop? weird. he/him. god what the fuck even is athens boys choir. not what u expect from the name!! songs to listen to: fagette, the metrosexual threw off my gaydar, jazz hands

★- against me! (laura jane grace)- trans woman. punk. she/her. against me is iconic and if ur not listening to it... why not. really fun to listen to on the bus bc u can pretend ur actually cool. songs to listen to: i was a teenage anarchist, dead rats, two coffins

A.W. (john-allison weiss)- nb. indie pop. they/them. this is the kinda music u put on mixtapes. songs to listen to: one way love, i was an island

left at london (nat puff)- trans lesbian. pop. she/her. i think she did vines a long time ago?? she’s the “haha i do that” girl don’t misgender her or i’ll steal ur eyes. also, follow her on twitter. songs to listen to: revolution lover, i don’t trust u anymore

★- king princess- nb lesbian. pop, i think. she/her. a fucking icon is what she is. i low-key forgot about her but she was on snl here and my brain short-circuted. kinda like hozier but if hozier was lesbian and smoked weed. actually just looks sorta like him their music isn’t that similar. songs to listen to: cheap queen, hit the back, 1950

feel free to add on!

[arthur-his-hat]

modern high school!arthur/reader

sfw

aight so in high school arthur is even more reserved than he is when he’s older

and he sees u and he’s like

how are they so ???? breathtaking ???

so he tries to talk to u but it comes out like:

“h— h- um— i’m—“ amd he just gives up and looks down defeatedly

u think it’s the most adorable thing you’ve ever seen so you grin and look at him and go:

“hi ! i’m y/n— you’re arthur right?”

and arthur’s just bashful as fuck looking at you and giving the biggest dopiest from everand he’s like

“yeah— arthur”

so fast forward y’all have been talking for a good long while, hanging out after class, going for dairy queen in his pickup truck and he asks if u wanna be his significant other

you’re like???? i thought i already was

and he’s like what nah i never asked u to be

and uR LIKE YOUVE BEEN TAKING ME TO DAORY QUEEN AND BOWLING AND ALL THAT AND UR TELLING ME THOSE WERENT DATeS

and arthur is just like ya know what we can call em those

so he starts to hold ur hand and kiss ur cheek but never in public only when y’all are in his truck or his room

SOEAKING OF WHICH

he has a really good relationship with his parents (i’m writing them to be alive bc i love him more than anything and i want him to be happy)

they love u to shreds seriously

his mom loves u bc u make him so happy and you make him more bouncy and just ahhhh u put a smile on his face like no one else

his dad loves u bc u like shooting and hunting and stuff like u aren’t afraid to get ur hands dirty

speaking of which

arthur loves to take u on hunting trips with his dad bc ur a better shot than his dad is and that makes arthur so proud omg

his dad is all like “damn where did you find them???” and arthur’s like “idk but i’m sure glad i did”

and sometimes when you’re over and it’s close to christmas or something you help his mom cook and she loves it bc he good at it like arthur is

ngl arthur is on the football team just bc he really likes it

he doesn’t like the popularity that comes with it tho he likes to just keep to himself but that’s hard when girls are inviting him to parties and over to their houses and he hates it sm

likes girl will be rubbing his arm asking him what he wants to do to her and he’s like

“i don’t really wanna do anything”

if ur a boy he definitely goes “i’m gay” even though he’s bi lol

if you’re a girl he’s gonna say something like “you ain’t my type”

if ur nb or something like that around the agender spectrum he’s gonna say something along the line of “i don’t like girls” oof tea

really likes when u cling to his arm happilt when you’re out somewhere it’s his favorite

loves when you lay your head on his shoulder ahhh

or when you lay your head in his lap in the flat bed of his truck that’s his favorite when you’re looking at the stars and you fall asleep in his lap

also when ur in his room at night he really like to braid your hair it’s also one of his favorite things

nsft

the first time you guys have sex it’s in the flatbed of his truck on a date in the middle of a field lol

he had some blankets laid down and some pillows and lights strung around his truck it was nice and pieceful

it all started with you plopping into his lap and kisses him and it allllllll hit the fan after that

both of u are total virgins so it was a little rough and wonky lol

like he fingered u to stretch u out and he’s pretty good at it ngl his fingers are nice n thick and it’s nice

he was such a blushing hesitant mess ab it too he was like “i— is this okay?” “does it hurt at all ?” “am i doing it right?” we have ALL been there arthur

and you didn’t know either so you were like “i— i think so—“ and ur blushing and moaning softly like “i— it feels good t— to me so?”

that first push inside of you is like life changing to arthur tbh he’s like wowowowowowowowow

the only thing he’s ever had wrapped around his cock is his own hand so this experience is totally different to him

after that night (and a few days of recovery) y’all fuck like once or twice a week ?

arthur tried to avoid it a little bit bc he doesn’t want your entire relationship to be ab sex but eventually he realizes he doesn’t have to fuck you like you’re indestructible like in all the pornos he’s seen

he can make love to u nice and soft like you’ll break

he does get down sometimes though

thE FIRST TIME HE TIES TOU UP HOT DAMN

he swore he blew his load before he even took his pants off

he’s tying up your hands to the headboard and you’re smirking at him like a devil like “what’re ya gonna do to me, arthur?” and arthur just smirks back at you like “oh you’ll find it babe”

and the first time he spanks u it takes u by surprise ur like “fuck— arthur what— did you just spank me?”

and he’s gripping your hips from behind still sheathed inside you like, “y—... yeah...?” and you’re like “do it again”

anYWAY AFTER HE FIGURES HIMSELF OUT HES THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER TRUST ME

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comment if y’all want me to do a whole thing ab yours and arthur’s first time :-) if this gets 20 notes i’ll post it !

[homicidalfelidae]

HHHHH aight here goes

@laing-caster thanks for tagging me and I appreciate you. Also teef to big for his gotdam mouth. Thank you for being some of the gasoline keeping the AAWIL meme bonfire / dumpsterfire scene alive!

@ohrganizedkhaos. Ngl we don't actively talk or anything any more but I still smile when I see your posts on my dash dude.

@a-flickering-dennys-sign I know you aren't active on that much but many thanks for the chaos you generate on discord. Also I found packing tape so whenever I leave my house for the post office you'll have your parcel.

@crangrape-queen I just love hearing you talk? Like, even our ceramics teacher was with the whole bogs versus marshes versus swamps talk. I love that. Never change you dare I say this, you linguist nerd.

@emariialex HHHH I know most of my content just caters to me but MAN you are thorough like bombing me. I wake up at noon on an unkown day to 99+ notes. Also hope your enjoying the tea the postal service deemed too thicc and an explosive risk in transit.

And that one nb dude from my last hs art class I KNOW I'M MUTUALS WITH YOU, And I know you like to go haha wack you got the wrong person to people online. But dude,,, I appreciate you too!

2020 was both surreal and unsettling. Lets hope 2021 is a much kinder year to us all!

michaelmyersthestabbyboi:

capital-radio-three:

ecle-c-tic:

is-this-a-queen-of-magic:

thislookinyoureyes:

freddie-moments:

freddiemercurylovah:

ilookinthemirrorandcry:

doing-albri:

speciallyred:

mazzell-ro:

hugeolnerd:

I’m starting something! Just tag your favourite blogs to show everyone some appreciation in these final days of 2020

I’m tagging @slightlyrebelliouswriter23 @lavenderlemonrose @fandomqueenregnant @triquetrine @cinnamonfoxjosten @chaoticneutralcinnamonroll @illyrianwitchling

aaah tysm @hazypoppy and @imcompletelylost!! likewise, you’re both wonderful!!

@archaicmusings @mistiermistshazierdays @speciallyred @ilookinthemirrorandcry @ecle-c-tic @heyjonesey @some-major-ishues @hazypoppy @imcompletelylost @aprilaady @folietracksix @amethyst-serenade @johndeaconshands @jd-johndeacon-or-jackdaniels @brinteylovesaliens @freebooter4ever @ineloqueent @younggiantbiscuitzonk @brianmays-hair @joemazzmatazz @gwiilymslee @im-an-adult-ish @theblossomknows @snugglyducklingbrewhouse @tintinthebastard @rhohemian-bapsody you’ve all made this year so amazing! thank you for being wonderful friends, creators, and blog cultivators. ly ly <3

thank you @hazypoppy @imcompletelylost @mazzell-ro for this 💕💕

@mistiermistshazierdays @aprilaady @drivenbybri @ilookinthemirrorandcry @mazzell-ro @hazypoppy @ineloqueent @folietracksix @imcompletelylost @ecle-c-tic @some-major-ishues @doing-albri @gwiilymslee @wildwoodflow3r @archaicmusings @heyjonesey @freddie-moments (i’m sorry for clogging up peoples dash - i’m sure you’ve already received this many times) 💞💫

Anna 🥺🥺🥺💗💗 this it’s such a touching tag, thank you so so much for this, it truly made me happy, and not mention honored 💗.

@stoneqoldcrazy, @drivenbybri, @imcompletelylost, @ineloqueent, @speciallyred, @killerqueenoftheclouds, @moustachefreddie, @freddie-mercurys, @ewannmcgregor, @radio-goo-goo, @imalososos, @armieahammer, @folietracksix, @aprilaady, @ilookinthemirrorandcry, interacting with all of you has been an incredible experience and addition to this complicated year, and were some of the brighter, most positive points of it. You’re all wonderful and I’m grateful for all the friends I made in this community, and honored to call you all my friends 💗💗.

@hazypoppy @mazzell-ro @speciallyred @doing-albri pati, ro, anna, and vi— thank you SO much for the tag 🥺🥺 this means more than you know 🥺 i really appreciate all of you soo very much and am so glad to know you!! i send this right back to you all most definitley 🥰🥰💖

@ecle-c-tic @freddie-moments @is-this-a-queen-of-magic @mistiermistshazierdays @some-major-ishues @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @killerqueenoftheclouds @drivenbybri @aprilaady @freddiemercurylovah @trinikins @heyjonesey @benders-diamond-earring @beevean @wilyserpent @ilygwilym @rhapsodyroger @wildwoodflow3r @musiccat1971 @imalososos @myfairykingmercury @folietracksix @hard-yearned-wisdom @farrokhbulsaramercury @39-brian @eusuntgroot @chrysochromulina i just love you all so much 🥺🥺 every single interaction has meant the world to me and i just really love being apart of this fandom and getting to know so many of you. it has really made this year so much better for me 🥺 thank you so so so much 💖🥰💗🥰💖

tysm Beck 💜💜💜 love you

i tag: @is-this-a-queen-of-magic @trinikins @freddie-moments @mistiermistshazierdays @mazzell-ro @pauls-broke-a-glass @joanecmon @wildwoodflow3r @tenderbri @radiosomeonelovesyou @ecle-c-tic @plainxte @emmaandorlando @freesiafields @mrs-ianto-jones 💞

thank you so, so much for tagging me as one of your favourite blogs anna, beck  & marty @speciallyred, @ilookinthemirrorandcry & @freddiemercurylovah it means all for me and you’re my favourite blogs too! <3

also @is-this-a-queen-of-magic, @ecle-c-tic, @trinikins, @39-brian, @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen, @thislookinyoureyes, @hard-yearned-wisdom, @warriorteam1924, @some-major-ishues, @mistiermistshazierdays, @killerqueenoftheclouds, @freesiafields, @thosequeenboys, @wildwoodflow3r, @drivenbybri, @chrysochromulina, @s-k-y-w-a-l-k-e-r, @debdarkpetal, @natromanxoff and so many more of you - you all bring great content to my dash, every day, and this is the chance to say how much I appreciate you! I’m really happy being a part of this fandom. thank you <3

Thanks @freddie-moments, your blog is one of my faves too 🤍

@americaspencil @lady-ofmischief @annina-96 @agentidiot @mynameisbillandimaheadcase @is-this-a-queen-of-magic @ineloqueent @jonesyjonesyjonesy @natromanxoff @letthemusicbeyourmaster1 @everyone I follow

Thank you so much for this @thislookinyoureyes @freddie-moments @freddiemercurylovah @ilookinthemirrorandcry YOU ARE MY FAVS💛💛💛

But also @ecle-c-tic @freesiafields @drivenbybri @trinikins @pamouche @skam-wtfock-sobbe @rojoclaro @musiccat1971 and everyone i follow

AHHHHh Thank you so much @hazypoppy @mazzell-ro @speciallyred @ilookinthemirrorandcry @freddiemercurylovah @some-major-ishues @mistiermistshazierdays @archaicmusings @freddie-moments @trinikins and @is-this-a-queen-of-magic I love and appreciate you all to the moon and back! Thank you so much and you all make my days so much happier!!!! Moran taing mo charaidean, tha gaol mor agam oribh!

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This is going to be long, everyone is so kind and creative and funny!!! Even if we’ve never interacted I always appreciate seeing you on my dash and all of the other works, scans, fics, moodboards, games, playlists and art you’ve created! THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART!!!

@mercuryandmeme @heyjonesey @chasingmercury @aprilaady @benders-diamond-earring @imcompletelylost @spaceballricochet @capital-radio-three @highlyycaffeinated @musiccat1971 @rhapsodyroger @chasingmercury @folietracksix @stoneqoldcrazy @hard-yearned-wisdom @fuckyeahmercury @freesiafields @moustachefreddie @cherries-n-rocknroll @drivenbybri @killer-qu33n-of-disaster @killerqueenoftheclouds @seven-seas-of-ham-on-rhyee @ineloqueent @darlingfreddie @caviaaar-and-cigarettess @silver-salmon15 @kensingtonmarketstall @drummah-in-a-rocknroll-band @cool–cats @horriblequeenmemes @immistermercury @demo-wise @thesunburntpotato @gwiilymslee @ilygwilym and of course, anyone who reads this!

Much love, good vibes!!! 💛✨

Rock on!!!

AAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH @ecle-c-tic !!! I always love to see your blog in my dashboard it’s sooo cool!!! 🥺🥺🥺

To @michaelmyersthestabbyboi @j0estrummer @cool-n-out @moronicbehavior @londoncalling1979 @bangbangimdead4u @niterunner @wandahart @charliedonotsurf @motorcycleleatheralliance @sheeeeeeeeesh @flixlz @slamdance-cosmopolis @givehereffervescence @cartoon4evah @mmjunkeric and everyone who reads this (you too, Rach! :D), y'all are the greatest, y'all are the heccin best, and I love y'all from the bottom of my heart

Never stop being the amazing person y'all are!!! :D

@capital-radio-three Awwww thank you! :D 

@jinxthequeergirl @rik-the-peoples-poet @evilash @slash-r @ajokeformur-ray @cloubdustings @herbert-east you guys are awesome! (btw it’s slashybois and verymetalduuude here) I’m glad i’ve gotten to meet all of you and make some friends in this absolute dumpster fire of a year. Love you guys and hope all of ya are safe and doing well!

Hey this is really sweet

So here are some of my faves and friends i’ve made

@laing-caster @halfmaskedmoon @rycethenerd @lightofthemoonglow @michaelmyersthestabbyboi @schizybun

[fineillsignup]

Not sure if you've been asked this before but do you have any blog recs? Looking for more people to follow

Well Anon, this here hodge-podge-o’-something combines several aspects so I’m gonna guess at a few possible reasons you might be following me and suggest one or two.

(NB these asks often paralyze me because I’m like OMG! someone will see that they are not listed and feel BAD and I am a BAD PERSON so I’ll just say up front that I don’t have the time to be exhaustive, so if you want the full @fineillsignup experience just go to my “following” page and follow them all, you can’t go wrong)

SNARK AND SALT ABOUT NARUTO ESP THE ENDING @thatshinobilife might actually be me, I am not fully convinced we are separate people, I have never seen photographic evidence of us both together so you never know

REBLOGGING COOL ARTS @kokoro4kakashi and @shiroiraiha both have awesome, wide-ranging, quality reblogs, as well as their own cool content

TRANSLATIONS In terms of active translators of Naruto fanwork from other languages, I actually don’t know of too many who are currently active on Tumblr. @thisisutl posts translations for 48 hours (important: don’t like or reblog, comments are ok).

FANFIC WRITERS Ahhhh okay this category is haaaarrdddd to not just list everybody also it really depends on your tastes but I’m gonna pick three, @beyondthemoor for all she does organizing fanwriters, @mouseymightymarvellous for being on my wavelength when it comes to “ninja dorks flailing at interpersonal relations” and @actuallydeglace because she is the queen of both rare pairs and never giving up on a fic because it might just come back to life ten years later. #goals

ARTISTS Okay I don’t art…… at all…… but this category is fully as hard as writers to just pick a few, blurgh. I’m gonna name @yomi-gaeru of course because she is just lovely and so patient with my questions when I’m translating her stuff, you need to see all the art she posts. @meliss-cake is just wonderful and delightful and she has drawn me things so I’d take a bullet for her ngl. And @thetoxicstrawberry has great Naruto content, very underrated IMO! Ugh that’s three isn’t it. All artists are great ok.

Okay I hope that is helpful!