#my mother would be so disappointed

[secret-made-of-secret-sauce]

The sad thing is i learned all this stuff to be good and domestic etc and while my partner is lovely and appreciative it certainly isn't what's valued. (He is perfect, i love him, this is not a him problem.) Insane that after all these years of raging against the machine i would be like "oh why is it that nobody wants the more feminine domestic skills i spent years perfecting" but i wish, ya know? I wish the time and energy and cultural values led to something successful instead of, well, nothing that can be found

[aeolianasio]

my girlfriend was singing along to bits of her playlist yesterday and started singing That’s Amore but sung it as “when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie”

and this spun me the fuck out because i always thought it was “like a big piece of pie”.

so i got confused and asked her if she’d misremembered the lyrics or something, she said she might have, we laugh a bit about it and moved on.

*however* having googled it the day after, I can now conclusively state that I am a complete fucking fool. a veritable jester. not merely a clown, but the entire circus. my comically large shoes are honking miserably as i pace in a state of existential disbelief. my worldview is collapsing and the song will never be the same. all this would have been avoided had i only listened to women.

[asexualandalwaysshipping]

There is nothing anyone can say that can convince me that Silco and Vander could’ve patched things up over a letter.

[goosita]

listen i know i know hes kinda filthy sometimes and not exactly thriving in hygiene but just one night with him would be so worth the UTI

[starleska]

brain is still so scrambled from watching The Legend of Ruby Sunday and Empire of Death in cinemas yesterday but...all i can say is. that felt too easy. far too easy. are we willing to bet that Ruby's story is not entirely over, and when she returns in the next season we will be unearthing that? or am i coping?

[disappearinginq]

Working on any fic involving characters with parental issues where even though they still hate said parent/al figure they still want approval is proving to be a challenge I was not prepared for

[spinsterennui]

Got another rejection ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[rotisseries]

sorry I still can't get over my awe at echoes of wisdom simply for playable zelda actually. like I haven't moved on from that. playable zelda.... I never dared to dream of times like these.........

[wesavegotham]

Everytime I see someone claim that canon Bruce is a good or even great father I am reminded that the bar for being counted as a good father is in hell.

[langfield]

Hi. I had a question about Alderman. I remember someone on Reddit saying there's no reason for him not to be alive or in Caledon in the living world so surely when the timelines combine he'll still be alive? Although Max seems to be certain he's dead/expunged from existence going by her journal entries. What do you think? thanks

hello! so, the alderman thing is rather tricky, because his status ( as either alive or dead ) is never actually confirmed by max nor moses. all we know about the situation is this : alderman, after touching a version of himself, completely ceased to exist in dead world … nobody knows him, and now his mother never had him at all, with her pregnancy being morphed into abdominal pains instead. there are pieces of his presence scattered around if you know where to look, but overall? vincent alderman is nothing short of an anomaly, something that once existed and has since been removed from that particular version of earth. he was sucked into some sort of vortex before even that disappeared into nothingness as well. it’s a rather intense fate for a character and implies a sort of schrödinger's cat scenario, where alderman is forever inbetween being alive or dead, since we never figure out what really happened to him. my tentative theory is that he’s alive but stuck between timelines eternally? almost hidden, if you will. my partner’s imagery of the whole thing is that if you unraveled the strings of time, he’d slip out and be visible again. think of it as him stuck in a knitted purse, i guess? though that’s just my idea.

we don’t know anything about living world alderman, besides the fact that he should still live in lakeport, vermont, and should be a detective on the force. as it stands, i’d say there isn’t an alderman at all anywhere, anymore. given how intense time-based consequences are, i find it highly unlikely that living world alderman is just fine and dandy … again, he didn’t just die, he was instead effectively erased from time entirely! that’s rather severe, and it makes more sense to me that this caused a ripple effect across all of time and space : like safi’s and max’s storm, which tears into every caledon timeline regardless of choices made or not made. this also adds a scary layer of permanency to double exposure that is rather needed? there is no fixing what happened to alderman. he may still be in need of saving, but it will take more than timelines clashing to fix his predicament ; which is already a pretty hefty feat on it’s own! i like how nervous alderman’s erasure makes you feel initially, how you can’t help but think of someone else falling into the same tragic fate. or how reggie got so, so lucky … there are many things max can’t fix, and this is one of said things to me.

to clarify : these are just my opinions, all of which aren’t backed up by anything except feelings and vibes. the handling of alderman’s character and plot was rather poor, without any proper conclusions or evidence to back up anything outside the obvious. i’m being rather kind in assuming that a.) there was plans to pick up the alderman plotline in the rumored de sequel, and b.) they didn’t mention alderman again because there was nothing to mention when the timelines collided, since nothing changed about his fate. i hope my answer is satisfying somewhat, even if not backed by any evidence!

[enginator2000]

friendship ended with not drawing supernatural fanart, now jack is my best friend

[theflyingfeeling]

so I guess I'm gonna have to start the class on Monday a little later so that I can get that Nokia Arena show ticket lol

[19catsncounting]

Wild idea: Alex Jones was one of Azazel's Special Children that he made just for funsies.

Research I didn't actually have to do but did: The Special Children Activation happened between 2006-2007 and Alex was kidnapped by Celia from her family smack-dab in the middle of that. 😃

[stayininmylane]

I know people dislike the implications of Shadows of Rose, but consider:

The spirits watch over Rose for her whole life. (Read Left to Right)

[malklavian]

reaching out to a RP partner from like 10 years ago because to this day i occasionally fondly remember the brief time we RPd together and i haven't found anyone else quite like them ever again. like, their writing and the research they clearly put into every single of their replies was INCREDIBLE, breathtaking, inspiring, and i hope they'll be willing to give it another go. even if its like 10 years later. wish me luck

[thesunmakesmetired]

I know i might have a weird taste for music but i didn't think it was that bad until i gave a lift to my brother and he kept begging be for a normal song after being forced to listen to nyan cat for not even 30 seconds...

And than two trucks started playing...

I just kept skipping through my playlist the whole ride and this is my fun playlist too :((