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Me: Do you know who this is?
Mom: *stares for a long moment*
Me: That's Michael Sheen
Mom: Shut the fuck up!
Me: Seriously!
Mom: I thought it might be Pee-Wee Herman!
Me: Nope, he was in Twilight!
Mom: Pee-Wee Herman?
Me: No, Sheen
Mom: Well, I prefer how he looks now!
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john barrowman the man that you are
#was not prepared for that outfit#lets just say my mother was shook#john barrowman#captain jack harkness
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crying in the club bc momo x okurun is my everything
#my emotional roller coaster ass bitch ass mother fucker ass CHILL#straight couples have never had me shook THESE TWO ARE DIFFERENT#THEYRE ACTUALLY SOULMATES ;A;#annoying everyone with dandadan
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i miss her…
#cant believe i forgot about her till the photobook q&a im so sorry witch mona~~~~~~~#press f for honeypre atelier gachas it was gone too soon™️#(currently e x t r e m e l y worried and stressed for tomorrow like never before b u t i have to appear like im fine sobs save me monachann)#(can i go on a stress-prompted tangent here about something inane? no? toooo bad im gonna go off anyway~~~~)#ok so. like. since witch mona is the image i have up ‘ere and since it’s still 七月… today’s tangent will be on irl spooky stories!!#s o. presenting a decently repressed memory from my childhood that resurfaced while i was hibernating at home:#anyways. well. thoughts about the afterlife can vary from person to person yes? there’s no one true correct belief after all#but the one question that unites us all is probably the one and only ‘are ghosts real?’#and well. for personal reasons i think so. i mean i’ve seen this one dude i hate get possessed a couple of times so welp. cant deny it ig.#wild story about that actually. back in the day my family’s finances were allegedly doing so badly that [dude i hate] had to pick up#a *c e r t a i n* side hustle for extra cash. that side hustle? literal grave digging at the cemetary. at night no less#and *ofc* he wasn’t respectful about it in the least so ofc some spirits followed him home. yay. free roommates.#one(?) of them even took residence in my room at the time and im 80% sure they ate my history textbook :( much sads#anyways well once that guy had too much to drink (which was rather often tbh) he’d get possessed. fun!#the only possession i ever saw was the n-rarity angry ghost who’d just huff and puff in silence with unfocused eyes most of the time#he’d occasionally put on a leather jacket too. but that was like a r-rarity event that didn’t happen that often#my mother had the chance to also witness the mosquito (who tried to barge into my room for fresh blood) and the 姑娘 (self-explanatory)#which is kinda unfair tbh. i wanted to see the ur-rarity ones too :( mostly bc it’d be funny to see a guy i hate act ooc (impure intentions)#oh right. how did we get the dude out of his possession? we just shook his arm really hard. prolly caused some lasting effects but who know#i think he could also just sleep off the possession but idk i was asleep for the ur-rarity incidents.#cant ask the one witness of it bc i dont want to bring back unnecessary flashbacks of [guy we hate]#anyways it’s been years since we moved out from that place and i still want my history textbook back. mostly for the principle of it but—#and so that’s the tangent of the day. i feel weirdly less stressed now thanks witch mona#i do wonder how my grandparents are faring on this 七月 though…#b u t !!!!! tomorrow’s date on the lunar calendar says it’s an auspicious day for wishful activity and starting a new job!!! so… maybe~~~~?#hauauauauauauauuauaaaaaa anyways insane tangent over stream mona’s new album ok bye#oops forgor to disable rbs i hate how easy it is to forget to use this function man
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“You don’t get it, like – it’s my decision. I know what I’m doing; just – can we stop talking about it, please? It’s fine, i-it just. Helps. It helps.”
THIS EPISODE WAS THE MOST DISTURBING ONE IVE HEARD HOLY SHIT . HERES A SKETCHY THING IM GONNA GO THINK ABOUT THIS FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK
#the magnus archives#tma#tma art#tma spoilers#tma season 5#mag 172#GUHHHRDDJFHKGUG OH MY JEEZ#IM SHOOK#the web#mother of puppets
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had a situation earlier this year that led me to not talking to anyone in my fam outside of my baby sister (i still live with my mom and another sister, so it's been difficult to some degree), and my baby sister told me about a situation that happened last night that just makes me so happy i made that choice because these people are so awful girl wtf.
i've been in therapy for, like, half a year and was wondering if it's actually been helping or not, but i now realize how much it has opened my eyes to the toxicity of my family and how unhealthy they are to even engage with. she sent me a video and i'm like, "i can't believe i ever agreed to be part of this mess, these people will suck the life out of you"
crazy how emotional growth works. just crazy!
#eh.txt#being indoctrinated with the “family is everything ❤” bs chains you to terror you cannot even see#i think everyone is a mixed bag ofc and my fam members do have positive qualities to them#they're just really bad at being family members#you're a bad aunt you're a bad uncle and you're a bad mother#all of you just really bad tat the job of being a loving family member#they're too selfish to love anyone#they think care and spending time together is love#and while those are components of love for sure they're just pieces#these people are trash to me girl i really am so shook that i grew up and have been living like that#not anymore tho!! not anymore ❤
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kinda wanna write a fic that shows what's happening when johan's mother mentality comes out of NOWHERE.
#need him to just be having a regular day with you when he gets hit with THE most intense akira style blinding flashing visions of you#being swaddled and mothered by him to death. he is slightly shook but... maybe gets over it with sum rationalisation in 7 seconds flat#johan: well... guess that's another thing to add in my long list of issues... anyways your scarf is tucked in wrong allow me to-#c.johan liebert#tw mommy kink
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i’m excited about one single aspect of my birthday and now i feel like it’s an inconvenience
#taylor.txt#i asked my mother if she’d come with me when i get my tattoo#and she just. sighed. and just in this exasperated voice just ‘i’ll go with you’ and rolled her eyes and shook her head.#i wish i was never fucking born. like all i ever do is inconvenience and bother people.
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Since me and my husband have been together, his egg donor has tried to destroy our relationship to send me back to my abuser, even though when she met me as my husband's friend like five years ago, she begged me for a free Celtic Cross reading ($60) about whether or not she would have grandchildren fathered by my husband and the answer was yes, the outcome being the Three of Cups and I just cackle every time i think of that reading now that we have a baby and the Three of Cups is our reality.
It's even more funny because out of all the readings I ever did (hundreds, babe), that's the one I remember, that was my canon event.
#text#LMAO#i wouldve never dreamed that my husband liked me but then my husband was like “i want you to be the mother of my child” so shook
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no because seriously HOW did i get to a point where the biggest surprise if i met and talked with 12 ywar old me wouldn't be that im genderfluid, have real friends (close one) or that I'm a fucking weirdo overall but that I LIKE MY FATHER BETTER THAN MY MOTHER NOW?! Wtf
like the thing is i have issues with both of them but (as far as ik) at least my dads not fucking "gender critical"
#well well well if it isn't my mother and father issues#mommy issues#daddy issues#father issues#mother issues#damn like fr 12 year olf me would be shooked
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oh neva flows/still reprise we're in it now
#LIKE OK. MY FATHER SHOOK HIS HEAD AND TOLD ME NOT TO ASK. MY MOTHER SAID HE DIED OF SHAME!!!!!!#BUT I BELIEVE HE DID A PROUD AND VITAL TASK!!! AND IN MY FATHERS NAME!!!!!#THE CHILDREN! THEIR VOICES!! A MAN MAKES PAINFUL CHOICES!!!!!#HE DOES WHATS NECESSARY ANYAAAAAAAA#FOR RUSSIA!!! MY BEAUTY!!!! WHAT CHOICE BUT SIMPLE DUTY#WE HAVE THE PAST TO BURY ANYAAAAAAAAAAA (AND THE NEVA FLOWS A NEW WIND BLOWS)#AND SOON IT WILL BE SPRING. THE LEAVES UNFOLD. THE TSAR LIES COOOOOLLDDDDDDDDDDDD#do you get it. do you understand#i need to watch the bootleg again aughghghgh i love this musical#ben talks
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Not his fiancé unknowingly making Kang-ho wear the tie Mi-joo sewed for him
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the thing about jamie tartt is that he's like if shauna shipman and jackie taylor raised a baby together
#beebles#yellowjacketed#that's my tag for these insane posts i think#jamie tartt#ted lasso#if the baby and jackie had lived it would've shook out this way trust#an absolute weirdo who is obsessive and angry who's also a fucking diva that's obsessed with himself??#he gets his vanity and his infatuation and his weird rivalry thing from his mothers
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i simply Do Not Think exaggeration to the point of lying for the sake of Haha Funny is. well. funny
#this must come as shock to everyone gathered here i'm sure#recently i've noticed my mother and grandma do it a lot. for no reason whatsoever#if my mother does something that i find funny and she later recounts it to grandma she will 100% make up something that i said#in an exaggerated manner. ie. i just laughed and shook my head and she'll say i was in hysterics and said i never laughed that much#grandma once saw me playing a rhythm game in her room and when i went to the living room for a glass of water she mentioned that#i was 'playing so much my little fingies hurt'#i just. what. why would you do that. if you feel a distinct lack of excitement in your life please read a book. watch a movie. go somewhere#don't just... bilbo baggins the mundane story of your life RIGHT IN FRONT of the person you're talking about???#should it come as a surprise to me that i don't know what i am and don't consider myself a person. remains 2bcn#that being said the post was made because i saw the letterboxd review of cql again. 'it's borderline unwatchable it's SO bad'#no it's not. 'the cg is worse than in the 90s' no it's not? '30 inch front laces' i don't think i would like this person if we met
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don't worry guys if you're ever in a bad place emotionally and seeking guidance some woman with an entirely different outlook on life than you will thrust shitty advice upon you whether you like it or not and then make you feel completely fucking awful about her wealth of wisdom that she is so genuinely convinced she has despite not having any idea . this will make the bad place so much more bad also
#this is the last thing i am posting related to the events of my day i dont think i will ever get over just how insane it was but i hope#things will improve bc the lady is someone who i am very close with#i just always sorta balanced her out with my mother and that is not currently possible#i dont want to be angry at her anymore but it was so genuinely bad. like what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck#yknow a lot of bad things have happened where im able to put myself in the other persons shoes and go ''yeah sure'' like#theres a reason i forgave most the ppl who made my life hell ages 6-14#but this was so unreasonable. i literally cannot even fathom why she would do that outside of ''she wasnt thinking she was just doing''#because people arent reasonable and thats usually the explanation why stuff happens that you can't understand#i would not let anyone else speak to me like that and i honestly should not have let her speak to me like that but we live on#its not the healthy or godly thing to keep this on my chest nor put it out for others to see but it literally shook me so bad#on the bright side#usually i shake when im angry like literally physically shake#and i didnt this time! cried though! not when she was in the room idk what my body was doing#i like definitely was not the guy in control of my body for a while there#i still dont think i am i keep doing little things and going hmmm i dont think im florence rn#but it was . something.
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[shakes the duolingo owl threateningly]
#d u o l i n g o w h y don’t you have the language i wanna learn?? i’m sadded :((((#i want to smacc the me from like 10-13 (wtf am i really that old) years ago for slacking off during the conversational 3rd language classes#i could’ve learned something too!! but noooo all i know is how to count to 5，how to say ‘watercolour’ and ‘pig’…#…and ‘don’t know’ and ‘don’t have’ (but i picked up those two phrases from work lol)#so i’m left out of the loop of p. much all the juicy work convos and i’m sadded at the lack of good gossip—#but man… this new non-chinese staff member can speak chinese better than i can and i’m just. a little shook tbh#tfw you can only speak english，can barely speak your mother tongue language，and know like 3 phrases from your dialect group#just how are people able to learn languages so easily?? aaa???? i’m soooo envious????#i’m only able to (kinda) read japanese bc the sentence structures are similar enough to chinese sentences… and bc i watch too much anime#(though i think i read too much japanese text that i can no longer read chinese texts whoooops—)#so anyway. yup. that’s just my angst of the day… ig#tune in tomorrow where i’ll cry about being unable to focus on the yujiro event epilogue bc the vbs cover of yy is on loop in my head and—#inedible blubbering
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