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it's actually such a shame that the desi tumblr users don't write fanfics because i know at least three people who would like to get railed by siddharth abhimanyu
#i've heard good things#by good things#i mean that i have heard far too many people going#hear me out#at Rolex#i mean come on#my mom simps for#vikram rathore#arvind swamy#shah rukh khan#et cetera#guys please#write anything#we need to talk about this#desi tumblr#desiblr
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Menelaus rambles a lot about not only Helen, but also Hermione. About how she used to say Olive like "Olifs". How she lost her first tooth running too fast and running into a low branch while out with Helen. How he'd sometimes wake up to Hermione leaning over him and poking his face to say, "Dad, can we go see the horses?" even though it was barely daylight. How she was much nicer waking Helen and how he thinks Hermione did that on purpose because she found "dad's face funny". How her favorite color was every color.
And Odysseus listens.
And he thinks about how his son only had a few teeth coming in when he left, teething on everything. How he could only say one syllable with his babbles. How his son needed balance to stand but Odysseus was so proud that Telemachus was very good at rolling over. How his son loved pulling at his and Penelope's hair.
How his son would be talking, walking, maybe even lost his first tooth by now. And he doesn't even know if he'll ever know his son's favorite color.
#Hi get sad with me :D#Odysseus and Menelaus are the Bros™ to me. I love them. Both simps who love their family despite being different in personalities#You cannot tell me they didn't talk about this and how this was painful for both of them :')#To make myself feel better. I like the thought of Athena kind of keeping him up to date :'D as he's her pet you know?#okay so this next bit ain't angst but imagine Hermione just coming in staring in the dark with the classic:#“Mom. Dad. I frew up🥺”#scaring the shit outta both her poor parents. Yeah I know she had nurses with her most likely but it's cute and fun!!!#I'm sorry but that's so fucking funny to me. I think every Parent has experienced that I'm pretty sure.#odysseus#menelaus#tagamemnon#greek mythology#this'll probably flop but oh well xD My homies can get sad with me >:)#odyssey#the odyssey#telemachus#hermione#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#helen of sparta#penelope#odypen
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@jegulus-microfic prompt: improve word count: 641 words
warning: moments during and after a nightmare (walburga’s a+ parenting)
inspired by a rosekiller microfic i saw recently. can’t remember the author, but they’re amazing.
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He’d been doing so well. So, so well.
The nightmares were going away, slowly. No flashbacks, no seeing something and suddenly being trapped in that house all over again, his mother’s suffocating love and his brother’s screams, no, no, no. Gone. All gone. Well, almost.
He’d been improving. That was the main thing. James always said, that no matter how small it was, a little improvement was always an improvement.
Improve, improve, improve. And here he is now. Eight years old again. In that cursed house. Screams and anger are blending together. His cheeks are wet. Why is he crying? Heirs to the house of Black do not cry. He’s not an heir. He’s not cut out to be an heir.
She’s saying something. She says she loves him, she really does. She wants the best for him.
Is this the best? He wants to ask her that, but he does not say anything. He sits. He listens to screams. Sirius’ screams, maybe his own. He does not know. He is scared. He wants his brother.
She does not like his brother. His brother did something. Something bad. He can feel his brain slowly shutting down, his mind filling with thoughts and emptying simultaneously, and he hates it. He feels like he’s going crazy. Maybe he is.
He wants to scream. He does, he thinks. Very loudly. And she’s angry again, and he’s scared, and he just wants someone to hold, and he thinks—
He gasps.
It’s night. He’s in bed. There’s someone next to him, he can see them sleeping, snoring soundly. The sheets move up with every breath they take.
The next thing he registers is brown hair, and the first thing he thinks is, Oh, James.
But he can’t relax.
He gets up, stumbles to the bathroom. He can’t breathe. He feels trapped, like he’s back at the old house. So he turns on the tap, sets it to the coldest temperature, and runs it through his hands, splashes it on his face. He’s still trapped, still eight, but a little bit safer now. A bit better.
Hands wrap around his waist. A face pressed into his curls. They stay there until he can think again. Until the only reason his hands are shaking is the cold water. He shuts the tap off. Allows James to take him back to bed when he asks. Snuggles in the warmth and brings his knees up to his chest.
James does the same, pressing their noses together, legs knocking, and Regulus drinks in the warmth, the comfort that this man brings him. “Cuddles?” He asks, voice still rough from sleep. Regulus feels guilty for waking him up, but god, the sound of his voice is enough to convince him otherwise.
He nods slightly, still reeling from the nightmare. He takes James’ arm, rolls over, and brings his arm along with him, and James understands. He presses himself onto Regulus, and that’s enough to let him breathe again, nice and slow.
“I was doing so well,” he whispers. James cups his face, staring into his eyes like they’re the whole Milky Way. “I ruined it.”
James shakes his head. “No,” he says, “Improvement is an abstract thing. It happens in weird ways. Ma told me, once, that improvement is also experiencing the thing again, too.” He shifts, slightly, to get a better view of Regulus’ face. “It’s seeing how much you’ve changed in the way you deal with it.”
Regulus closes his eyes. “Je ne te mérite pas,” he says. I don’t deserve you.
“Hm?”
“I love you,” he says.
James smiles, and he wants to put that smile in a bottle and get drunk on it every night. “Me too, Jaan.” Me too, my soul.
He drifts into sleep like that, with his boyfriend.
Improvement, he thinks, is an abstract thing.
#pushing the desi james and french regulus agenda#jaan is what my mom calls my dad#so it seemed fitting#they (my parents) met on an online dating website#have one kid (me)#and have been happily married 13 years 🥰🥰🥰#so yeah#very fitting for the jegulus vibes lol#also the thing about bottling james’ smile was stolen from six of crows#because kanej is amazing#and kaz brekker#dirtyhands#bastard of the barrel#is a simp for inej ghafa#and you can’t convince me otherwise#james potter#regulus black#jegulus microfic#jegulus#starchaser#sunseeker#james x regulus#regulus x james#mauraders#the mauraders#the mauraders era#mauraders era
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yk for a guy that's only present in like 9 episodes (or 11 ig he's technically in time traveler's pig and dreamscaperers) ford sure does get... restrained a number of times
#damsel in distress mf#sometimes the grunkles get up to something that has me like 👀 is this... was this like... fanservice for the moms or something#this isn't just me simping okay they were clearly intended to be at least occasionally hot#idk why else they would've gone so hard with stan in the zombie episode just saying#gravity falls#ford pines#bill cipher#stanford pines#grunkle ford#gravity falls season 2#suggestive#my nonsense
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love how after winning sanji goes back to his gfs and zoro also goes back to his gf
#one piece#op anime#ep 212#zosopp#residential straw hat bf#did not go in this rewatch thinking i was gonna be a zosopp shipper but here we are!!!#i stand by my initial statement that zoro is everyone's bf#but i just love them sm i like their crybaby/reluctant protector dynamic ig#zolu comes right after tho the fact luffy could tell zoro to jump off a cliff and he would is just ugh#it's also cute to me that usopp always smacks zoro when he's upset with him lolololol#anyway#also would like to add that every time sanji swoons for robin i hear stacy's mom playing in the bg#his crushes on older women is cute he's just a teenage boy with too many hormones#she's too old for u sanj!! she is not interested!!#nami is age appropriate but also not interested#the life of a simp is tough but someone's gotta do it
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What is Kurisaki Rinko to you?
I DID IT. I WROTE IT. I FOUND SOME INSPIRATION FAIRIES AND KNOCKED THIS OUT. THANK YOU TO THE ANON WHO ASKED THIS QUESTION.
Pre-Shibuya
Gojo Satoru
He raised his eyebrows at the question.
“Huh?” he asked, grasping his chin lightly. “Kurisaki-chan? Strong sorcerer. Lives up to the Special Grade 1 rank easily. Great person. Probably the best person I know, actually. She looks out for the people she cares about, especially her students. Best teacher Kyoto ever had.” He smirked slightly. “One of the only people to catch me by surprise, land a hit. A menace, really. A good friend. One- my best friend. She’s my best friend.”
Nanami Kento
A deep sigh escaped his lips, his brow furrowed in clear irritation.
“Annoying,” he replied, his monotone voice almost sounding amused. “But I trust her. She’s stronger than she thinks she is, and I would trust her with my life. She’s also one of the only jujutsu sorcerers I respect, even though she’s probably crazier than most. She’s also an incredible teacher. Her students have always loved her. I got to see that first-hand.” He cleared his throat, a smile pulling at the corners of his mouth. “And a dear friend. She’s a very dear friend.”
Fushiguro Megumi
He scowled at the question, shrugging his shoulders nonchalantly.
“A lot of people think you could pass for being her kid since you look similar-”
“She’s not my mom,” he snapped, his scowl deepening. “She’s my cousin. She’s taught me a lot—more than Gojo-sensei has. She’s a great teacher.”
Zenin Maki
Her eyes narrowed at the question before she shrugged.
“We’re related,” she stated. “She took me in when I ran away from my shit family. She’s done a lot for me. Helped me in more ways than I can say.” The teen gripped the kendo sword in her hands tightly. “She’s taught me more than anyone else. Not just about being a jujutsu sorcerer, either. She’s a great teacher.”
Zenin Mai
Suspicion filled the girl’s expression for a moment.
“Why do you wanna know?” she asked, crossing her arms defensively. “She’s- we’re distantly related. She taught me when she was at Kyoto Tech. And-” she trailed off, a frown pulling at her lips, “she’s looked out for me. Always tries to make sure to check in on me. She cares. She’s a great- she’s the best teacher I’ve ever had.”
Okkotsu Yuuta
“Rinko-san is amazing!”
They’d barely finished the question before the teenager answered, sounding overly enthusiastic.
“She’s really kind,” he continued excitedly. “She always checks on me to ask me how I’m doing. She’s strong enough to trick Gojo-sensei. She landed a hit on him, which I haven’t really seen anyone else do before. She’s a great teacher, too. I learned a lot from her about cursed energy when she taught us last year.”
Inumaki Toge
He grinned widely, shrugging.
“Tuna mayo,” he stated.
“Is- that good?”
“Salmon,” he replied, his grin widening. “Tuna mayo.”
Itadori Yuuji
He shrugged slightly, shoving his hands in his pockets.
“I- don’t know Rinko-san that well,” he admitted. “But Nanamin respects her a lot. Gojo-sensei likes her, too. Fushiguro won’t admit it, but he kinda drifts towards her when she’s around. She’s really nice. One of the nicest people I’ve met besides Gojo-sensei. And she’s a really good teacher. Fushiguro and Zenin-san learned from her, I think.”
Kugisaki Nobara
The girl shrugged absently.
“I don’t really know her that well,” she admitted, tilting her head to the side. “She seems cool. Maki-san likes her a lot. She does spend a lot of time with that blindfolded idiot, though. But she’s a good teacher, from what Maki-san says.”
Todo Aoi
The boy smirked easily, chuckling under his breath.
“A strong sorcerer,” he asserted. “One of the strongest you’ll meet, though she doesn’t see it that way. She- she’ll do anything to protect the people she cares about, especially us. Kurisaki-sensei is an incredible teacher.”
Post-Shibuya
Gojo Satoru
He squinted at them, scowling at the question.
“You mean Gojo Rinko?” he asked, his scowl growing when they just shrugged. “I convinced her to marry me, ya know. I’m her husband-”
“Fine,” they sighed, exasperated. “What is Gojo Rinko to you?”
A smug grin pulled at his lips now.
“My best friend,” he declared proudly. “The strongest woman I’ve ever known. The only person who puts up with me without complaining.” He paused, his grin widening until he looked like a dopey puppy. “The love of my life. She’s the most incredible person I know, and I- wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for her. She’s the most important person in my life.”
Fushiguro Megumi
He cleared his throat uncomfortably, shuffling his feet.
“She’s- my cousin." He rubbed the back of his neck and coughed. “She- she’s always been there for me. One of- one of the most important people in my life. I- I don’t know if I’d be here if it weren’t for her.”
Zenin Maki
She gave a nonchalant shrug, looking bored.
“My cousin,” she replied easily, staring at them calmly. “She’s taught me a lot. Took me in when I needed to get away from the clan. Always-” the teen paused, releasing a quiet sigh, “never- got upset with me when I was angry. And- she really tried to look out for me and my sister. One of the most important people in my life.”
Okkotsu Yuuta
His brow furrowed slightly as he thought.
“Rinko-san is one of the strongest people I know,” he stated firmly, nodding to himself. “She cares a lot about all of us, too. Looks out for us so much, making sure we’re all okay. Even though she knows we can take care of ourselves, she checks on us and makes sure we’re okay. She’s become one of the most important people in my life.”
Inumaki Toge
“Tuna mayo!” he exclaimed, grinning widely.
“That’s- that’s still a good thing, right?”
“Salmon!”
“Can I get some of those flashcards you gave her-?”
Itadori Yuuji
“She’s our new Principal,” he stated, smiling slightly. “She was someone Nanamin had a lot of respect for, and she clearly cared about him, too. She’s really strong, but she pushes herself too much. I think- I think she does it for us. To try to protect us. She and Gojo-sensei are really similar in that way. She cares about us a lot. She- I don’t remember my mom, but she kinda reminds me of a mom. She’s become one of the most important people in my life.”
Kugisaki Nobara
She gave a careless shrug.
“I honestly still don’t know her all that well,” the girl admitted. “But she’s really strong. Special Grade 1’s aren’t really something to mess with. She’s our new Principal, and she’s doing a really good job so far. I don’t think there could have been a better choice for it. She still spends too much time with that blindfolded idiot, though. Can’t believe she decided to marry a guy like him, but they seem happy I guess?”
Ino Takuma
He rubbed the back of his neck.
“I, ah, don’t know Kurisaki-san that well,” he admitted uneasily.
Gojo Satoru’s voice chimed from somewhere in the distance, “It’s Gojo Rinko now-!”
“But Nanami-san had a lot of respect for her, and they were really good friends.” Ino swallowed thickly. “She- asked me to teach here at Tokyo Tech after she became the Principal. She said Nanami-san would approve, that he’d be proud to see me helping the next generation of sorcerers. She’s- a really kind person. I’m grateful she decided to give me this chance.”
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You can take Toge's responses from my cold, dead hands.
Did you guys like the two different themes? I thought it'd be cool to have the pre-Shibuya version focused on them saying she's a good teacher, and then the post-Shibuya version talking about how she's important in their lives 🥹 Notice how Gojo and Megumi said they wouldn't be here without her 🥺🥺
It's also official, Ino will be the new first-year teacher at Tokyo Tech 😊
#rinko kurisaki fanclub#rinko kurisaki#rinko kurisaki is a lil bean but also a lil shit but we love her so much#rinko kurisaki aka my favorite oc i've ever written#gojo rinko#gojo simping for rinko so hard#we love it#another level#another level extras#gojo satoru x original female character#rinko is a gojo now#gojo x original female character#gojo x ofc#megumi is rinko's og lil bean and he loves her so much#she's not just his cousin she's his mom now#jjk fanfic#nanami and rinko#nanami is literally so done with her
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I had this cool image that popped up in my head while cooking dinner the other night
Rex doing pull-ups with a tight shirt on, preferably a blue one.
The way I would admire rex doing pull-ups and push ups in a tight blue shirt in front of me-
#le simp yaps#the bad batch#star wars#ngl he would look fine#the clone wars#captain rex x reader#captain rex#rex#the 501st#no like just imagine him working out#What a sight to see omg#wrecker too omg I would DROOL#SIR YES SIR#yes captain#delulu thoughts omg#NO LIKE HEAR ME OUT PLEASE DUDE 😭#Captain Rex x you#Captain Rex fake scenario#i actually saw fanart of that on Pinterest#gosh I love Pinterest#okay Im done bye bye#my mom would agree with me she’s in love with Captain Rex too 😝
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@unfunnyaceartist Please send help my mom is sleeping with Jax
#btw it’s my Jax plush#I know all you simps be upset if my mom was legit sleeping with him#darken talks
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playing The Arcana as anyone but Danny (like... myself for instance) kind of takes me out of it because it's like "yeah no six different people would absolutely not be throwing themselves at ONE person who most of them JUST met" but when I look at Danny it's like no i get it i see how people would be throwing themselves at him
#apprentice danny#i love it when people simp for him because its just like no same. no comment#or... i guess five people and Muriel. Muriel is absolutely not throwing himself at him 😭#'didnt you just battle fetishization allegations and now youre posting this' listen attraction is not even remotely#the same as fetishizing something#and its important to me to portray a trans man as desirable bc in this show my mom was watching the protag went on a date#and learned the man she was on a date with was trans. HAD A GREAT TIME PRIOR. acted like he was disgusting when she learned#like....... no we arent disgusting wtf
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Princely Whelmed au
Dick: But I am leaving soon for *insert Kori's kingdom i haven't named yet*
Wally, pissed: and that's not far enough!
Wally: do you think there is a corner of this earth, that you could travel to, far away enough to free me from this torment?
Wally: I am a gentleman. My mother (iris) raised me to act with honor, but that honor is hanging by a thread that grows more precarious with every moment I spend in your presence.
Wally: you are the bane of my existence, the man of all my desires. I love you.
Dick: Sir West... I-I,*thinking real hard about his father wanting him to marry Kori for kingdom biz, but then again he played dead to get out of royal biz sooooo* I love you too... let's run away, Tim wanted the kingdom anyways!
Wally: finally!
#birdflash#dick grayson#wally west#princely whelmed au#Knight!Wally#Prince!Dick#taken from Bridgerton i just changed a few things#I don't like the object part that just me so i changed it to man#I haven't even watched the show i just love this qoute#wally a simp#also if i ever mention wally's mom or dad that's barry and iris always#and don't worry my wifey kori gets a wife they were in an arranged marriage but now happily in love with their bodyguard knights#donna and wally 🤝 falling madly in love with their prince/princess to the point they started to feel crazy#tim didn't get the kingdom Stephanie did but because tim betted the Tailor's daughter he could do a backflip and failed so now she runs it#this au is serious and not serious at the same time#this is literally the fic like#Anywhoozie i leave
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#okay random story time i don't know why im narrating this or how i even stumbled upon this memory rn#but i generally do sad vents in the tags and for a change this is a funny one#so back in highschool (i say highschool but i mean junior college) i used to visit this park near my house a lot#i was an sg kid back then and the thing about parks there is that they're kinda beach-parks and they have the best cycling/running tracks#they're also really massive parks so i used to go often. sometimes bicycling. other times walking. yeah. the park was like my sanctuary#anyway. there are quite a few bike rental areas in the park and there was a cute lil shop next to this one particular rental place#and they sold like biscuits and water and icecreams and stuff and i went there a lot#and on one particular day i went there and there was this guy around my age part timing at that shop#now again this might be culture specific bc i dont see it in india but part timing in uni/pre-uni is pretty common is sg#a lot of shops and restaurants employ teenagers to twenty something ppl for part time jobs... anyway im just adding context#point is that i had walked to the park with my mum that day and she told me to go buy a couple icecreams so i went to the shop#and i saw this guy around my age and like. not to be a simp but this dude was so pretty?#like he saw someone had come to the counter so he looked up and shot a smile and i thought i got slapped by sunlight#i could spend the next several lines going on about his pretty tan skin and his glowing raven eyes but this is pathetic enough so ill stop#anyway he saw me and smiled really wide (customer service smile- i thought to myself) and i smiled back and asked for icecreams or whatever#and then this guy started getting chatty right. so he was all 'you come here (to the park) often right? ive seen you with your bike a lot'#see now. the problem with me is that i always think im bothering people. this poor dude was attempting to make conversation#and i was replying with one word answers#and i wasn't even realizing that he didnt want that. bc he kept asking more questions and i. kept. shutting them down.#then when he gave me the icecream he was all 'are you here alone? icecream alone is no fun... i could keep you company if you want..?'#which. he was being really cute about right. but because im so fucking dense i was all 'oh no i came with my mom actually'#and he went 'aw man' in this really cute but faux sad way which i didnt understand at the time and i left and then#after three full fucking days. i realized this man was tryna hit on me?#and then i went to the park like a week later and he was gone. poof. i even thought of asking the uncle in charge of that place#then i got too embarrassed and chickened out#yeah so turns out my neurodivergence neutralizes any sort of rizz that comes my way#i could've been chilling with a cute boyf rn but no😩 this is my destiny#megumi in the tags
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How do you save pics from instagram?? Do you HAVE to save them to your story?? Instagram is the only social media I share with my family so I can’t save a pic to my story, but everyone’s sharing that pic of Vessel kneeling in front of two (and a few of the others) but NO ONE is including the last pic on that post and it is BREATHTAKING.
#I am not beating the vessel simp allegations today#not that I ever am but damn it’s been awhile since I’ve felt THIS CRAZY about him lmao#very much so#sleep token#for blacklist#‘why can’t you save pics of sleep token to your story?’ CAUSE THEY ARE ALL MEGA CHRISTIANS AND WILL TELL ME IM GOING TO HELL#well… my mom will my sister already knows how down bad I am for them but she doesn’t KNOW know you know??
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Valentine
“Ha!” The villain waved a pink piece of paper in front of the hero. “I’ve got a Valentine!”
“Do you now?” The hero asked, tilting their head and crossing their arms. “From whom?”
“A fan of mine, apparently. They appreciate my tech savvy, genius inventions, and fashion choices.” The villain tapped the note aggressively. “Complete with hearts and everything. Came with chocolates, too.”
The hero couldn’t really help the lopsided grin creeping on their face.
“A fan.” They repeated. “Really?”
“Yes! And they actually speak of my talents! What did all your fans send you for Valentine’s Day, hm? Poems about how much they just love your muscles?” The villain gagged. “No, thank you. I’ll take genuine appreciation, please.”
The hero’s smile dropped. “It’s not just the muscle poems, I get a good bit of chocolate, too.”
“I bet.” The villain turned away, examining their Valentine letter. “It’s a shame they didn’t leave their name, I would’ve built them a gadget to show my appreciation. Maybe I can examine their handwriting and match it to the person. It’s not hard to get into official written documents. I could create a program that cross examines spacing and pattern of–”
The hero’s eyes widened. “Don’t!”
The villain whipped around, eyebrows raised.
“Um, maybe don’t do that.” The hero continued, voice lowered. “They’ll probably get put on some watch list, you know, since they’re writing letters of adoration to a villain.”
“That’s good thinking.” They paused, almost thoughtful as they folded the note into some invisible pocket. “So you do have a brain in there. I was beginning to worry that all those muscles were restricting blood flow to your head.”
The hero scoffed. “I don’t think that’s how it works—”
“Sh! It is now. Anyways,” The villain nudged forward a bag on the ground with their foot. “I wasn’t going to do anything with this. You can take it to the bank, or whatever.”
Cautiously, the hero picked up the stolen bag of money.
“You just robbed the bank because…?”
“I wanted to show you my letter.”
The hero chuckled. “That certainly was a method. I still have to take you to jail, you know.”
“Do you though?”
“Yes, Villain. Stealing is still a crime.”
The villain narrowed their eyes, turned, and ran.
And the hero let them, watching until they were out of sight.
They were glad they could convince the villain not to look for their secret Valentine. After all, the hero had many written and signed documents on file. If the villain decided to look, it wouldn’t be long before they could match up the words on the letter to the hero’s handwriting.
Slinging the bag over their shoulder, the hero sighed, wondering if they overdid it with the pink paper and the hearts.
No, the villain seemed to like it.
They’d keep that in mind for next year.
#villain#hero x villain#hero#heroine#snippet#villain x hero#heroes and villains#villainess#writing#heroes#valentines day#me n who??#jk#me and the moon#I luv her#uh hey is anyone in college pls tell me what is it like I’m literally so scared#idk I took some college classes already but it’s probs very different in actual college#anyways villain has major dumbass vibes#hero major simp vibes#OH HEY my mom found this account so#uh#if ur reading this ma pls stop#anyways kiddos stay in school give valentines do drugs avoid being mean#but sometimes you will have to be stern. do not think being stern is being mean.#make your place in the world and ground your feet into the dirt stay there own it#k bye#love y’all
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CEO Boyfriend after a frustrating day : Some people really should know their place.
Girlfriend who sits on his lap to ask him about it : Well, I know mine. *grins*
#current location : delulu nation#delulu is the solulu#kal practical h aur yaha mere khayali pulao ban rahe h#delulu#let me live in my delusions#desi kids#desi mom#desi humor#desi tumblr#desi romantic academia#desi shit posting#desiblr#desi#just desi things#desi tag#desi teen#desi things#desi thoughts#im just a girl#im a simp#rant i think#this is what makes us girls#just girly things#this is a girlblog#this is girlhood#tumblr girls#girl problems#girlhood#girlblogging#dumb stuff that nik says<3
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🤣🤣🤣
#introducing my mom to hsr characters#I also taught her the word simp#turns out she doesn’t like Jing yuan#but she will simp for blade#ladye’s rambles#ladye's rambles
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You know sleuth detective au right? What if stalker was dropped into that would and replacing sleuth y/n role? What would be their interaction with sun and moon? Would stalker immediately join clips side because their hot? Would stalker be a rich from a rich collector from a well known family who basically tries to find their perfect boyfriend and they stumbled upon sun and moon? What are the implications?
Get out of my head I was thinking the same just a couple hours before getting this ask XDDD
You ready? long post here we go
Stalker would be the daughter of a prestigious family. Always loving the robots, they put together free charging stations for them after the revolution. Being a known inventor, they were always trying to make people’s lives easier, usually specifically animatronics’
Once, at one of the fancy parties their parent’s made them go to, there was a shoot out between the police and some gang you’d hardly heard of. Their sloppy work explained why they wouldn’t last long.
But imagine Stalker’s surprise and delight at the sight of the sexiest and bad888 pair of animatronics’ they’ve ever seen.
They immediately started flirting with the boys. Literally immediately.
Stalker would 1,000% just show up at their house in a sexy dress and wait for them.
Would also talk cases with them and try to invent things for them to make their jobs easier. They would also use their status to get in places they shouldn’t be in to get the dirt the boys need to put the criminals away.
They would also try to play the sexy broad who needs saving, but will often just save themselves so the boys have more time to focus on them.
As for Eclipse’s part in this…
Well, lets just say stalker’s mom is still trying to marry her off
Eclipse is very aware of Stalker’s hobbies besides inventing and has every intention to use that against them.
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