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lingify · 8 months ago

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Don't even think of going back there, you donkey! Are you tired of living?

#kingdom come deliverance #henry of skalitz #kcd #whump #wounded #injured #shot #bruh i had 0 chance against runt #mf one shot me with his mace in hard core mode #also almost bled out while escaping to talmberg #can't wait for kcd 2 to see henry beat up to a pulp again #my man just can't get a rest

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egophiliac · 2 months ago

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do skully have pokemon?

Pumpkaboo is the obvious one, but y'know, sometimes the obvious one is the right one! (we'll say SUPER SIZE Pumpkaboo, just for fun. big pumpkin for big skeleton boy.) and another person actually also suggested Greavard, which I somehow hadn't considered, but feels so perfect that I feel like I should have. dangit.

(they can also have little Nightmare Suit costumes :D)

#art #twisted wonderland #pokemon #poketwst #twisted wonderland spoilers #lost in the book with nightmare before christmas #hajimari no halloween #(sorry for leaving anon off for a while! i've gotten a rash of spam and i'm gonna wait it out a couple days before turning it back on)#also apologies for the rest of this not really being pokemon related #i don't have anything right now for part 4 of the event so i'm gonna use this space to go off about it #because. oh man.#a sad lack of the scullsman but a FEAST of everyone else #gotta love malleus and leona uniting in the common goal of hunting trey down for trying to game their whiny pettiness #(trey doesn't know what to do with someone he can't easily distract with cake)#also further confirmation that malleus WILL kill a small child and leona WILL point and laugh the whole time #also sebek's plans revolving around what he knows he's good at: screaming extremely loudly and hoisting nerds #and let us not forget what i consider to be the crowning jewel #which is jamil figuring out IMMEDIATELY where scully has taken his prisoners #only for everyone else to just. literally refuse to do anything about it.#jamil just standing there and going 'WE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE! WE CAN JUST! GO GET THEM!!!! WHYYY AREN'T WE GOING'#visibly losing his entire mind and it's beautiful #top 10 twst event moments honestly #also some delightful character consistency from jade being all #'actually my dicking around is a sign of my immense trust in your abilities to get things done :)'#'but also consider: there are currently two housewardens chasing a child'#'alternately angrily screaming poetry and begging them not to sue'#'and if you will pardon my city of flowers...there is no fucking way i'm missing that'#lock shock and barrel did not sign up for this. how did these idiots turn out to be somehow weirder than the three of them.#twisted wonderland must be a frightening place indeed

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orengejoshi · 2 months ago

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Pregnancy as a kink makes me uncomfortable so man am I glad your pregg Flug stuff is explicitly not kink oriented!

yeah I... don't wanna judge anyone... but it's more than that, it's downright terrifying to me. Blame my hormones bc I'm expecting irl but wow... I'm very sensitive and it feels dehumanizing. but ig that is kinda the point of the kink(?)

it's so common in fandoms!

I'm completely vanilla anyway tho, so not surprising.

I've tried to pretend for a super long time that I'm into kink, but most of them are off putting and I consider them intrusive thoughts, not fantasies. I'm kinda fluctuating between sex-repulsed and neutral (aroace) even fictional... ig kink just isn't for me. I tried so hard to get over it. I know some people in my asks/requests are gonna be disappointed but I'm sorry💔

I'm slightly ashamed of how boring I am and I have serious trouble connecting to anyone in fandoms due to this actually🤕 feel like the most NT autistic person ever.

anyway here's a doodle!

#that's autism for you #I'm sadly really picky and easily grossed out by things #I'm not even trying to be judgemental #I wish I was such a person that is just chill with everything but I have more icks than likes #so my fandom experience is like 80% discomfort and trying to avoid things without shutting out the majority of content in the first place #from what I heard I seem to have this problem particularly in this fandom bc the series is horror.#and I ship a toxic ship.#but I neither enjoy horror nor this trope. so what the fuck am I doing here #how did I get here. I'm lost guys #but yeah; it naturally attracts more people that are into quite dark or hardcore things #and I'm just sitting here with my soft dick in my hand wondering where it all went wrong #i don't belong here #I can't relate to 99% of people #honestly? I just... like Flug....... I just adore the autistic scientist #and I wanna SMOOCH him but I can't identify too well with myself or thus my sona #so how the fuck am I gonna smooch and love on this man #I need SOME second character for this!!#well Black Hat is pretty cool and easier to draw than the rest; I like his design...#so here we are.#I'm not really in it with my heart. I don't understand the essence of this ship. I'm a fandom blep #that's why a lot of content is probably disturbing and upsetting as hell to me.#but that's just my theroy..... a Joshi™ theory #sorry for rant I am bored and tired😔#enjoy #villainous #villanos #dr flug #kenning flugslys #my art #ask reply

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waspgrave · 29 days ago

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now there was no reason for lucanis to be given purple johnny silverhand as a plot point and then never have the purple johnny silverhand utilized except for maybe 3 or 4 times in the game (if you saved Treviso, otherwise it's twice) and dialogue. Dialogue where he pretty much just says weird and funny things and occasionally gets scolded like a dog which is entertaining sure but there is Literally A Demon In One Of The Companions Why Is This Not A Bigger Deal

#i think i've pinpointed what annoys me about the treviso vs minrathrous thing #it's not that neve or lucanis get mad at you but that you can't like. fix it. or talk about it.#you get 'punished' for picking one and it feels like it should be Worse #lucanis Especially winds up suffering in content bc of it and he's already hurting with content as it is #but apparently according to m kirby he never stops feeling betrayed which is valid #but why can't we fix it? or confront it? Why can't we have a rival situation? or see the effects of spite bc of it.#bc the Hardened thing is literally Nothing on both of them lmao oh no they wont heal me i guess #this man should be pissed at me and apparently he always was? despite us being friends? sort of? by the end?#like it's not even that Lucanis gets Mad at me (wish he'd show it) it's that this is a bioware game and i should be able to confront this #but no. just a choice where ultimately nothing happens but a map change and you don't get a mission/certain cutscenes #and lucanis or neve will go 'i'm doing this and you don't get a say' like ok that's fine and deserved #i just think spite should've potentially taken over lucanis more in a rival situation bc he's so hurt by the worst year of his life #and spite should be gnawing at the bit because this and the rest of the horrors pisses lucanis off #i also think neve should've tried blood magic for funsies esp if she becomes super determined to protect Dock Town but whateverr #i know these tags are slightly off topic but the point is SPITE SHOULDVE BEEN USED MOREEEE i'm so mad #honestly in my deluded hopes that this was going to be truly Bioware i thought Lucanis was going to have an anders situation #and spite would be more in control even if it's still Lucanis. just more volatile and sad.#and maybe it was going to be difficult but the idea that you could've potentially saved him by proving you were going to be there for him #ughhhh it's so annoying and depressing. I do like veilguard i do but this is the moment my love for it waned a bit #like sorry i think Lucanis/Spite should've turned Illario's head into wine if you didn't save Treviso. I think he should be that messed up #but i also thought this was going to be a thing that was going to happen with more companions lol cries for what should have been #prawn posts #veilguard critical

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demigod-of-the-agni · 10 months ago

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some observations:

miguel toes are real i guess

resting bitch face

they didn't even ragdoll this man properly. he's just stuck in a pose and then dropped into the atmosphere. his right wrist is severely fucked it's rotating in all the wrong directions. the bg music is not helping. i'm literally crying

taken from this post from the spiderversemovie account on instagram

#legitimately i came across this while editing the editing the pavitr post just now and i can't get it out of my head #miguelito.... and his grippers..........#get them out of my sight fr #the only guy who can have his dogs out is pavitr and even he is walking on thin ice #also rest in peace miguel's right wrist........ it was nice knowing you before you fucking 180'd like a croc deathroll #miguel o'hara #atsv miguel #spider man #spider man 2099 #atsv #across the spiderverse #agnirambles

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marclef · 2 months ago

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What else is to be known about Herring?

somebody besides me who remembers my other silly little OCs... that's a shocker! 👀✨

unfortunately like most of my other stuff that got pushed to the wayside once the Pizza Tower hyperfixation started, i kinda just didn't know what to do with him. but, i have been wanting to bring some of them back, Herring included! i still have a soft spot for that little guy, i just need to figure out how to fit him in. (fun fact, did you know that Herring was one of many father-figures that Eyhm's had over time? ✨)

there's not really a lot that hasn't been said, he's simply a little fishy guy trying to go throughout life while dealing with the fact that he's living in a world where most creatures are several feet tall... and he's only a few inches. (even smaller than Eyhm is now...)

but, if i were to try and fit him back into my Pizza Tower canon, i think i've got a silly way of doing it... :

one day, Fake Peppino decides he wants to get Eyhm a special treat, he's very loving and caring for her after all! he's heard from the others that kitties like fish, so, he goes out to go find one for her. but when he shows back up to the pizzeria he's caught something very strange... a tiny little fish, but it's squirming and crying out to be let free in perfect English. where in the world did Fakey find this...? obviously Eyhm really doesn't want to eat him, not something that's living and talking like this. and so she takes to acting like Fakey's brought her a new friend... friends are not for eating after all! (but, how frightening it must be, to be a fish cornered by both an enormous beast and a cat... no worries though, he will be safe with Eyhm!)

#somebody else remembering that my Fish exists though... i am honored 👀✨#i really do want to do more with him sometime though! i feel bad just leaving him off to the side...#and he can fit in with the rest of the Pizza cast fairly well! he's just got to deal with the Frog that's man times larger than he is.....#but nothing a little introduction can't fix!#once this Fish is seen as a friend then Fakey will have almost no reason to want to eat him! or feed him to his teeny kitty!#my art #pizza tower #pizza tower oc #eyhm stuff #pizza tower fake peppino #but really.... where the heck did Fakey get this guy from anyways? hopefully nobody's missing him...#ehh i'm sure it's fine! ✨

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agnesandhilda · 13 days ago

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my family putting the "men" in "mental illness"

#bolo speaks #my brother putting on the same screaming-and-yelling property destruction rage performances as our dad did! 💀#and it alwayysssssss comes down to this grown ass man breaking down in tears after punching the drywall #talking about how he just can't handle his anger like the rest of us don't get angry.#like *I'm* not angry because I have to put up with unstable aggressive men! but they're the only one's who explode!#cry me a riverrrrrrrr

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damsxlette · 5 months ago

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my favorite girl♡

ft. Eddie and a little Rosie <3 @xoxoalette

#I've been very busy dying from my uterus �� but rest assured I've got some citrus kiss in the works as well #stellar #hot killer babes vn #i always see rosie in the comments cheering for star #i get it #she's definitely my fave to draw (no offense Yue it's just ghat you're a man amd i can't draw men 😔)#rambling ->#i was thinking about Starla and why i rhink she'd keep pursuing Eddie (in a fruendly manner) despite knowing he doesnt like her #and I'm thinking it's a validation thing #she feels like ahe newds tdo be validated by those she's in close proximity to #so she starts SPIRALLING when she picks up on the subtle signs that he doesn't like her #so she feels like she has to up the charm #wow look at all those spelling mistakes ♡ im not fixing that <3 #oc: starla #damsel draws sometimes

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valdotjpg · 13 days ago

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literally not kidding i feel like 'it's over' by jt music should be like . a required watch for anyone who gets into mw

#i knowwww a video titled 'MOUTHWASHING RAP' in all caps might seem like it could be bad but i promise its good its so good #it has so many great lines. the ones im probably most unwell abt are #'looking into this i can see the fault and all of it's mine; the man who never draws any line declines control'#and 'can you take over my role since i couldnt decide? as im sentenced to indecision for the rest of my life'#'why check the baggage - just ship it; tragedy can't be predicted; after the matter we'll fix it; implicit isnt complicit... /...is it?/'#(<-this one makes me feel as ill as when i first experienced the 'jim. i can fix this.' scene its so good)#& 'we can all become the beast even if it's not our aim; you may not be at the wheel still you're so near to the reins'#like THEY GET ITTT they get it.....#also the mv looks amazing #mouthwashing spoilers

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wildsaltair · 3 months ago

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Russell Crowe as Egan // The Silver Brumby (1993)

#in the egan feels today for some reason #he is so CUTE in this movie #and just hot in an entirely different way #something so appealing about a sexy man living in an isolated cabin caring for his animals #quiet confident focused intense capable kind-hearted considerate passionate gentle #he's all that and more and i have a lot of feelings about it #he looks so cozy and cute in his blue sweater too #but this shirt in the picture???#it fits him just right you know #his whole look in this movie is so a+ it's unbelievable #i need to live in his little cabin with him #share that bunk with the plaid blanket :D #get snuggly and cozy with him I NEED HIM #i'd live in the middle of nowhere with him so fast #i'd be so content for the rest of my life #egan is 100% husband material change my mind #MY BOY MY ADORABLE STOCKMAN BOYFRIEND #he's so cute i can't stand it #might mess around and watch this silly movie tonight #just for him #and me #the silver brumby #egan #the man #russell crowe

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moe-broey · 1 month ago

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ALSO NEITHER OFTHOSE GYYS ARE TWINKS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ ALFONSE IS A FUCKING TWINK!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

#sorry just yelling it louder for the rest of the class. about that poll.#okay this is my evil autism that makes me hostile to life itself showing but. i get SO MAD AT THAT SHIT LMFAOOOOO #YOU'RE MISCATEGORIZING THEM. listen we do NOT have a lot of body diversity here in feh but #you can't call lif a fucking TWINK are you Fucking Kidding Me. that man is the embodiment of twink death.#god. some fucking people will call anyone a fucking twink. as if it isn't a word with a specific meaning #of specific gay subculture. and AGAIN we Do Not have a lot of body diversity but you have to judge this Comparitively.#alfonse as the reference point. sharena's own words 'he's kinda slender actually'. he's smaller in frame #when you compare him to hrid. hrid is broader. presumably more muscular. visibly anyway.#he takes up more space. you get the sense that he's a bigger guy IF ONLY for the fact that Average Man Alfonse #is smaller than him. also alfonse's youthful appearance also part of twinkish qualities. okay.#you look at hrid and alfonse and tbh they're probably about the same age. but it's about the Appearances #and then you have lif. canonically several years ahead of alfonse. he has Aged. how much? normal amount. probably.#but case and point his body has filled out more OR hel fucked up the resurrection job. either or #but any which way all routes lead to twink death. lif is NOT a twink. you call lif a twink in my presence ever again #and i'm fucking . well. i'm not gonna do anything bc i am so nicies. but you're wrong.#okay. i was gonna settle in but i just. had to get that out of my system.

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unicornpopcorn14 · 7 months ago

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Dazai with dark circles under his eyes my beloved

#Insomniac Dazai in general my beloved #someone get this man some proper rest #preferably with a cozy blanket #smth about sleepyzai is just so 🥺🥺#AUGHH I CAN'T STAND HIM #bsd #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #rambles #ramblings #ficspiration #cuz why not #J's post

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sehtoast · 11 months ago

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me: MY HAIRLINE IS RECEDING OH NO OH FUCK

also me: full time student (worth noting i wrote stupid here at first without realizing), 20-30 hours in customer service every week, teaching myself 3/4 classes, teaching myself advanced algebra with a teacher (basically just a proctor) who shuts down any/all asks for help, juggling college financial woes, navigating dying relationships/people abandoning and/or attacking me bc i don't have time for things i used to anymore, none of my hobbies are making me happy when and if i have time for them,, i have no time for myself, i'm on my second all-nighter this week, i'm perpetually exhausted in a way sleep isn't fixing, my body aches because i'm so tired, and i'm barely able to stay asleep when i do get the chance bc the anxiety wakes me up

my hairline: two hops this time!