#and then you have lif. canonically several years ahead of alfonse. he has Aged. how much? normal amount. probably.
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moe-broey · 1 month ago
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ALSO NEITHER OFTHOSE GYYS ARE TWINKS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ ALFONSE IS A FUCKING TWINK!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
#sorry just yelling it louder for the rest of the class. about that poll.#okay this is my evil autism that makes me hostile to life itself showing but. i get SO MAD AT THAT SHIT LMFAOOOOO#YOU'RE MISCATEGORIZING THEM. listen we do NOT have a lot of body diversity here in feh but#you can't call lif a fucking TWINK are you Fucking Kidding Me. that man is the embodiment of twink death.#god. some fucking people will call anyone a fucking twink. as if it isn't a word with a specific meaning#of specific gay subculture. and AGAIN we Do Not have a lot of body diversity but you have to judge this Comparitively.#alfonse as the reference point. sharena's own words 'he's kinda slender actually'. he's smaller in frame#when you compare him to hrid. hrid is broader. presumably more muscular. visibly anyway.#he takes up more space. you get the sense that he's a bigger guy IF ONLY for the fact that Average Man Alfonse#is smaller than him. also alfonse's youthful appearance also part of twinkish qualities. okay.#you look at hrid and alfonse and tbh they're probably about the same age. but it's about the Appearances#and then you have lif. canonically several years ahead of alfonse. he has Aged. how much? normal amount. probably.#but case and point his body has filled out more OR hel fucked up the resurrection job. either or#but any which way all routes lead to twink death. lif is NOT a twink. you call lif a twink in my presence ever again#and i'm fucking . well. i'm not gonna do anything bc i am so nicies. but you're wrong.#okay. i was gonna settle in but i just. had to get that out of my system.
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