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on scale from 1 to 10, how bad idea it would be to playt mouthwashing while bit high. 10 being worst possible mistake human being can make

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HAPPY MIKU

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such a profound sense of delight when I realize that a piece of media is matching my freak to the very letter. there are creators out there who are my exact kind of sicko and we are reaching out to each other as if across the cosmos.

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low-poly, ps1-ish Batter

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grief is so crazy like what if i forget what her laugh sounds like. does she know i loved her. i miss her so much. i catch myself doing things she used to do. i wish i could call her. i miss her so much. i do a crossword puzzle. i cry while washing the dishes. does she know i loved her? my heart feels like a hummingbird. i miss her so much. what if i forget what her laugh sounds like. what if i forget.

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[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

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figuring out how to get rid of screen addiction is like trying to figure out how to stop a nicotine addiction while also having a job centered around smoking cigarettes and having half your social life be in smoke breaks

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obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks

she’s reinventing hieroglyphics

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Who else naked and afraid

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washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair

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i’m online and ready to look at a picture!

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at the mariners bar: sorry mates i cant go out today.. My boat's transmasc now. He's more comfortable with he/him. He just went through top surgery to get his sails removed and he's recovering. Bluebeard-and-Pronouns the woke pirate: arrg so he's gotten a mastectomy. well i'm glad that he's discovered himself.

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list of vetted fundraisers that have been sent to me over the past few days:

@mssbdr - [campaign link] (€17,339/€20,000)

@fayez-al-kfarna - [campaign link] (£21,128/£25,000)

@husamfarht - [campaign link] ($13,936/$29,500)

@mya-ram - [campaign link] (€1,220/€100K)

@ibrah-01 [campaign link] (€601/€10,000)

@mahmodsy1 [campaign link] ($11,409/$25,000)

@aligazapalestin11 [campaign link] ($9,395/$10,000)

@mahmood7 [campaign link] ($6,860/$35,000)

@hudafam13 [campaign link] ($20,274/$30,000)

@mahmooud-sharif [campaign link] ($16,918/$60,000)

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me: Storytime—I Bought That Mysterious Amulet You Said Was Cursed ‼️‼️

my apprentice: why are you talking like that

me:

my apprentice: is it the curse

me: My Apology Video (I F*cked Up!) 😱 Should Have Listened To My Apprentice 😭