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ok well it has been real but i am going to kill you with a hammer now
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I saw this gif on discord and added half-life sfx to it
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literally not kidding i feel like 'it's over' by jt music should be like . a required watch for anyone who gets into mw
#i knowwww a video titled 'MOUTHWASHING RAP' in all caps might seem like it could be bad but i promise its good its so good#it has so many great lines. the ones im probably most unwell abt are#'looking into this i can see the fault and all of it's mine; the man who never draws any line declines control'#and 'can you take over my role since i couldnt decide? as im sentenced to indecision for the rest of my life'#'why check the baggage - just ship it; tragedy can't be predicted; after the matter we'll fix it; implicit isnt complicit... /...is it?/'#(<-this one makes me feel as ill as when i first experienced the 'jim. i can fix this.' scene its so good)#& 'we can all become the beast even if it's not our aim; you may not be at the wheel still you're so near to the reins'#like THEY GET ITTT they get it.....#also the mv looks amazing#mouthwashing spoilers
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me: [typing post that says ‘i just remembered i never beat off’]
me, internal: watch out! you say ‘beat off’ here to mean completing a playthrough of ‘off’, the 2008 rpg video game by mortis ghost. however, the phrase ‘beat off’ is also euphemism for masturbation! without context, it would appear you were talking about masturbating!
me: whoa….id better be more careful!
gigantic centipede above me: [dematerializes]
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Lets talk about some of the new changes happening with the remastered version of OFF!!! (LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!!!!!)
All this info is from the Mortis Ghost stream he made talking about the game!
There's now a respawn function! When you die, it gives you an option to start back at the room you originally died in
There's now a hint button you can press when you're unsure what to do next or if a puzzle is a little too hard
Updated animations/sprites (footstep trails! ladder animation!)
New main menu screen!
Zacharie's shop menu is also new!
New things are in the game that can't be shown yet, but here's some info we are allowed to know about;
Battle system has been reworked, more balanced and more fun
There will be more announcements in the future about the development of the game!
They no longer have the rights to the OG music + soundtrack so they have to remake it all for this version
The original game will forever be free and the original soundtrack will stay on that version too
New content including new secrets, new bosses, new areas and more!
Will release in English and French at first and will later get a Japanese version at another date
Could (probably) have Steam achievements though he's unsure
Some new lore is being added in the comic book that's only available in the Switch Collector's Edition
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I'm a fool that didn't post the links-- Here's the stream vod! The Twitter trailer! And here's the website that talks more about the remaster, including where to wishlist it on Steam and more info on the Switch version!
#inchresting!!#shame abt the music but like the post says the original will always be there#off by mortis ghost
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^ sound of the summer
god i hope the announcement trailer music is one of the new secret bosses' themes or smth its such a banger i need an extended version of it so bad
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god i hope the announcement trailer music is one of the new secret bosses' themes or smth its such a banger i need an extended version of it so bad
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OFF FANS.. REJOICE
"One of the most influential RPGs of the last 20 years has finally arrived on the Nintendo Switch and Steam, featuring an all-new battle system and new areas and hidden bosses from the game’s creator, Mortis Ghost."
#off by mortis ghost#off game#theres also a bunch of fangamer merch but thats already been announced earlier
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👀☀️😖...
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yes, thanks for checking in
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i was trying to make a meme but i fucked up the audio layering and
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i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself
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happy holidays all. I won’t be silent about what i saw today, December 8 at 10:06am on I-74 West.
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hung out with my young cousin today and she showed me "soul bug school" which is the gap between her toy chest and the wall where she secretly puts every dead bug she finds in the house
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the ghosts of the abandoned st. george’s church in luková, czech republic
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