#my love life

[galaxyedging]

'I have zero chance of getting into a relationship in 2025.'

-Defeatist

-Sad

-Boring

'I have as much chance of dating Pedro Pascal as I do dating anyone else.'

-Hopeful

-Exciting

-Topical

[miakate-writes]

things my boyfriend and i have said that i like (romance dialogue prompts) 🎀🤍

part 2 to this post <3

[a/n: these range from funny and stupid to cute and cheesy]

[him/me]

“oh my god she’s so hot” “wait who?… oh my god she is”

“my girl” “my funny girl” “my pretty girl” “my beautiful girl” “my silly girl” “my favourite girl”

(quoting from a tiktok in a scouse accent) “i don’t do ifs buts and maybes, i do absolutes” “and if your aunt had balls she’d be your uncle, but she doesn’t so she’s not. do you know what i mean”

“you’re my favourite person :)” “yeah, ur alright i guess” (he’s obsessed with me i promise)

*has period cramps* "it's ok baby, i've got you" (GUYS I LOVE HIM SM IM SCREAMING)

"you're so beautiful" "..." "ACCEPT THE FUCKING COMPLEMENT"

"what are you thinking about?" "who do you think would win in a fight between a worm and a slug?" "oh my god"

[this is all i can think of rn but i can do another part if anyone would be interested in reading that? let me knowwww]

[backtobackagainsposts]

Okay so there’s a new guy in my life. It’s an… interesting conundrum. I really like his personality, though he can absolutely be abrasive and argumentative at times. I like the way his body fits to mine (we have not had sex yet!) He’s like the perfect cuddle partner 🥰 However, I don’t necessarily find myself attracted to him, either. Not even necessarily from his looks, though admittedly that’s part of it, but he does a lot of things that remind me of my dad.

(Insert bit about my dad beating the shit out of me in my teens here.)

Now, I think I’m lucky and don’t really have a lot of deep set daddy issues, honestly. I don’t have a DD/lg kink, I don’t find a caretaker necessary. If anything, I’ve gone the other way and become hyper independent, though I don’t think that’s the case either when I hate going places alone 😂

Anyway, I’m getting off track here.

He’s 5 years younger than me, 5” taller, and a 5.5” cock, so that’s all fun. His hands are bigger too, and he can actually pick my fat ass up 😩

We’ve discussed it and I’m not ready for a relationship, especially with someone that brings out a very mild trauma response 😅 We both know this is going to probably end in flames, but you know what? I’m gonna do it anyway 😏

Just wanted to give you all a heads up. His tag will be #fiery ginger, as there may be another ginger soon too. But that guy has been a pain in my ass for over a decade 😂

[mysicklove]

i just ran into this guy from high school who had a crush on me, and now he is like super cute. we were talking/catching up, and then my DUMBASS was like “welp! i gotta go study now! i’ll see you around!” BITCH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME THIS WAS A CALLING ISTG

[atokirina-tsuki]

SHE ASKED ME OUT SHE ASKED ME OUT SHE ASKED ME OUT AHHHH SHE GAVE ME FLOWERS AND EVERYTHING AND WE KISSED AHHHH

@yourlocalbadgerscales @ravenwordss

[rubeslovesthesmiths]

Yall I'm literally so in love with him it's making me physically ill

[scottishstoner]

I’m 30 this year (my bf is 26) and I made the realisation that we’re literally Mac and Charlie from It’s Always Sunny 😭 skipped out on a meal at a restaurant coz they were rude and the meal wasn’t good, got a half bottle of whisky and a few joints, went for a walk in the woods ended up near a train track and his first instinct was “hit it!” I’m sorry about my voice in this video but lmao we’re charmac 💀

[eleni-cherie]

*sigh* any cute guys there who'd like to make a blend and listen to arctic monkeys, the neighbourhood, limp bizkit, linkin park and system of a down while fangirling/fanboying and jamming out? 😮‍💨🥺

[gameraboy2]

My Love Life #8 (1949)

[iwillbemeforever]

You know I watched Julie and Julia movie.

And in that movie, Paul said that he and Julia were eating as friends but by the end of the dinner, he suddenly realised that it was Julia. It has always been Julia.

And I realised that how fortunate I am to understand how this feels.

Just like Paul, I knew it was you. And it has always been you.

When had I realised?

The moment I looked at my previous relationship and I said to myself, ah, it should have been like this instead. What a waste.

And from now onwards, I will no longer make that comparison with you because it is a waste.

You are golden.

You are the best I will ever have.

How fortunate am I to even have found you.

I do hope I don't regret saying this haha

[lil-gae-disaster]

That moment when your crush rejected you but a few weeks later they go on a date w one of our mutual friends and even tho the feelings aren't completely gone yet I'm still rooting for them

Bcs I already got rejected what else do I wanna do except be happy for my friends?

[miakate-writes]

HIHIHIHI. this isn’t a prompt ig BUT IT KINDA IS. im wondering about love story prompts but YOUR love story 😭. i love hearing abt people’s crushes and tea in general 💀.

you mentioned you had a bf(ITHINK) SO LIKE DROP THE LOVE STORY???? if you’re comfortable in saying ofcofc and it doesnt have to have that much details if you’re not comfortable in sharing it..

GIRLLLL U ARE NOT READY (also tysm for this ask, any opportunity to talk about him 🫶🏻)

also idk how i want to lay this out so i’m just gonna tell u some deets bc i love him sm :)

so basically i’ve liked him since october 2022 and we started dating on april 24th 2023 (the day before my birthday if anyone cares)

defo a “she fell first, he fell harder”

after talking for a painful month (i think it was a month but i’m not really sure bc i didnt even know what a talking stage was or how to know when ur in one), i asked him out

now, the asking him out process was a very stressful one - i had to go downstairs from my bedroom and make myself a VERY strong coffee to get me through it and after screaming a lot, jumping up and down a lot, and my mum and brother crossing their fingers for me, i managed to send that hella risky text and *boom* he felt the same way

the week of our photography exam (we shared a class which is how we got to spend so much time together during secondary school) he bought a flask of coffee into school and we shared it and i got all excited bc it was an "indirect kiss"

our first kiss was on 22nd June, i had been building up to kissing him for like a month and i even started to get my friend to hint to him that he should kiss me - but i beat him to it and kissed him before he left my house that day, then went and celebrated with my mum <3

we went to prom together in July after we had been dating for a while and he said "i love you" while we were dancing - not to slow music bc prom was shit and they only played disco music - and he now will never let it go that he beat me to saying "i love you" even though i asked him out and i kissed him first

he's been the literal best person ever in terms of helping me through all my mental health shenanigans (there's so much going on guys) and i love him so much for it

its been 8 months and 3 days now and i've literally never been happier and i have a small feeling that he feels the same

yea guys we're gonna get married and have 2 kids, 2 dogs and a cat

(might do a part two to this of like stupid quotes that we've said bc this is so fun el oh el)

[backtobackagainsposts]

Update on the fiery ginger:

Good god we are so sexually compatible it’s not even funny. The only thing that could make it better is an extra inch on his cock so we could do more positions easier but he really doesn’t need it 🤤

This boy will choke me (the correct way), whisper my name, make eye contact, and honestly our bodies just fit together so well. He has a lot of stamina. He can actually keep up with me and that’s unheard of anymore.

We had sex seven times the first weekend he came over. The first time he never even pulled out… he just stayed hard 😭🤤 This weekend I was kind of sick, but he still wanted to come over. We still had sex like 4-5 times I don’t even know 😂😭

Not only the sex stuff, but I actually enjoy his presence?? Like, his humor is fucking stupid but it’s kind of cute to be honest 😂 And he’s witty in the same ways that I am. We have enough similar interests that the hobbies we don’t share don’t pose an issue. It’s really balanced.

Still, something in my intuition says this won’t last. I don’t know what it is, but the underlying feeling is there. It almost feels like I’m the surface we match up super well, but our underlying wants and needs vary drastically. That’s something that will take time to discover though, and honestly I think I’d rather be with him than alone at this point.

So where is this going?

Well, Valentine’s Day is this weekend, and if the snow isn’t too bad I’m going to meet his parents 🙃

Wish me luck ���

Also as a side note, this is my first ginger and I think the farthest age gap where I’m older 😅 I’ve also learned that I love the look of red pubic hair lol…

… And now I’m thinking about what’s nestled in that pubic hair. Mmmf. Be right back, gotta go take care of something…

[dramaticsigh]

Remembering that one time I told my therapist “I’m a Virgo so I think I could fall in love with a trash can with the proper motivation” and she hit me with- “I think you’re probably right about that”

[bookwormiam]

Who is lonely and single? Me. I'm lonely and single. 😒