#my little shitboy

[devicecontact]

I wanna make an oc ref post so bad but im sick still so I. Blehhhgh. I have a bunch of random doodles of very low quality variety but. not sure that’s how I’d want to toss my guy into the world

[blood-injections]

Kobra in the coolest denim jacket I own because it fits his vibe perfectly

[charmwasjess]

3, 6 and 17 for the ask game!!

THANKS ANT THIS WAS SO FUN! :D And I'm still very much accepting writer asks if anyone else wants to send me one, or reblog the list and I'll send you something. <3

3 How do you feel about your current WIP

You know, I'm definitely in that phase of writing Rabbit Heart where I'm too close to it to tell if it's successful in what I'm trying to do, but I'm having a lot of fun with the fic, so that's probably a good indicator!

Dooku and Rael are a BLAST. It's also been eye-opening to write Dooku this young, unsure of himself, with so much to prove. Meanwhile, Rael is feeling just as clueless and lost, but it's coming out in totally different ways, with him trying to push Dooku into giving him the reaction he's dreading.

And then - Dooku and Sifo-Dyas. They're circling each other, boys in newly men-shaped bodies, still playing out the dysfunctional dynamic from their backwards-ass childhood with Lene Kostana. I have written a half dozen iterations of Sifo-Dyas quietly gayly pining for an oblivious Dooku, and this fic I wanted to do differently: I wanted Dooku to fall in love with his friend in real time. Dooku being the initiator, even if it seems clear Sifo-Dyas has loved him forever before this. And that's fun and weird, because I write Dooku as someone not always very in touch with himself in matters of the heart, so he's flailing a little bit, trying to understand why suddenly things have changed, trying to frame his feelings around what has happened to Sifo-Dyas in the larger plot and his reaction to it.

6 the word that appears the most in your current draft

Hah, unsurprisingly, "Dooku" followed by "Sifo-Dyas" and "Rael." Most everything else was articles.

17 talk about my writing and editing process

WILL I EVER :D My favorite!!!!

While I don't typically finish stories before I post them, I do tend to prewrite quite a lot before I feel comfortable starting to post any part of it. I write a lot more than I ever post, including whole scenes or alternate endings or different POV characters for a certain plot point than I end up going with. (And lets be honest, sex scenes, I write a TON more sex than I post because of garden variety horniness.) So I gush out all this content and then I have to decide what goes in, what gets scrapped, what gets saved and recycled for later.

I spend a lot of time rereading and narrowing down the content throughout the writing. But when I have the shape of a chapter that I'm pretty much ready to post, I pour myself a big glass of wine and get out my ruthless choppers. I KNOW I overwrite, so this is an important part of my process. I take out the third, unnecessary adjective that of course I've included. I try to kill any darlings that aren't serving the plot. I try to rein in my runaway adverbs, which are fine to use, but I like to have about twenty more of them than I need. I cut the rambling anecdote my characters love to think back on.

I take a hard look at my characters to make sure they feel true to my interpretation of their core qualities. This is usually the part where I fix Sifo-Dyas's lines, since he's often my problem child there. For example, recently in this stage, I changed his "I'm afraid of being left behind" to "I won't be left behind," which is more in line with one of my tenants of writing Sifo-Dyas: that he is defiant and dynamic about facing his own limitations, not ever static or despairing. (Where as Dooku, god love him, can absolutely be a brooder.)

[boxowo]

just found out axolotls r an actual pet in animal jam. i am now burdened with a MIGHTY NEED

^artists rendition of my exact thoughts

[marshmellowtea]

really funny to me that i talk about my cat the same way i talk about fictional characters i’m insane about. “i want to bite him” “i want to pick him up” “i’m eating him” “he’s just a little baby” like these all could go either way gjdhrjahhdjdheh

[marzipanxx]

friend gifted me an orange shirt. she brought it from germany. exchange student. love it. i wear it, put my pajama pants on. leave my room, so sleepy, want to make my tea.

big mistake. little shitboy of a brother (i love him dearly) looks up at me, sitting crisscross on the floor of the kitchen. "go back to camp half-blood bro. lamo. what are you dressed like percy jackson for????" proceeds to rag on me for two solid minutes.

can't have SHIT in this house

[dogydayz]

one of my favorite comics in terms of the artwork honest to god. Jon Gray is already phenomenal but holy FUCK he GETS Scourge he UNDERSTANDS that hes an unhinged yet broken and sad little shitboy

THE Archie Comics Sonic the Hedgehog Series Issue 192 10th of September 2008 B-story (pages 19-23) 'Father & Son' featuring Scourge and Jules Hedgehog; Written by Ian Flynn, Pencilled by Jon Gray, inked by Jim Amash, Coloured by J&A Ray, Lettered by Teresa Davidson

[arunningjoke]

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK /I DONT KNOW HOW TO FEEL

[babiedeku]

fuckboy! oikawa

masterlist |  this is part of a collaboration between me and my talented babies!

taglist: @oikawannabeyourbabie​ @dorkyama​ @dumbdorkyama​

a/n: the last part i am torn with rn HAHA so im sorry if it isn’t good :(

- if you need to find oikawa, just look for a big crowd of girls and you got your man. 

- the gym is always flooded with girls all cheering for him. inarizaki’s cheer squad who? seijoh has oikawa’s fan girls to cheer them him on

- oikawa enjoys and thrives in the attention and praises that the girls would often give him everyday, and loves the tokens and omamoris he gets. 

- but at the end of the day he just feels empty knowing that they’re only after him because of his looks and talent, not who he is as a person. only seeing him as the grand king, but never being able to see past that facade and see him as oikawa tooru.

- there was once a person who did see past his facade before, but she’s moved on and has left him in the dust. and he never wants to relive that pain ever again.

- that’s why he always says no to those daring enough to come forward and confess to him. words travels quick in seijoh, and people started dubbing him a fuckboy for turning down a number of girls and reducing them into tears (which oikawa doesn’t really understand)

“iwa-chan, why’s everyone calling me a fuckboy?”

“they should be calling you shitboy, shittykawa.”

- but his supposed fuckboy reputation still haven’t stopped the girls from pining over him and his charms.

- every girl but you at least. you were their team manager and your main concern will always be their well being and their performance on the court, both as individuals and as a team, so falling for the school heartthrob hasn’t even crossed your mind.

- “oikawa-san,” you softly called out to him one day after their practice. he had been staring at the same spot for quite a while. “are you okay?” the setter composed himself with his usual smile, but you were quick to catch the slight slip of his usually broad smile.

- the smile playing on his lips right now felt forced but he kept on the act, not wanting anyone to see him feeling low-spirited. “ah, (y/n)-chan, i already told you to just call me tooru -” but you didn’t give him a chance to finish that and just grabbed his hand to guide the way.

“(y/n), you could have just told me that you wanted to hold hands.”

“no fresh milkbread for you then i guess.” you shrugged, letting go of his hand and walking a little faster to which he whined a little and jogged to catch up with you, wanting to snag his favorite treat.

- the little pick me up that you’ve given oikawa had solidified your friendship with the setter, both of you sharing inside jokes that you two had come up with during practices or through texts and you just snorting at oikawa’s lame attempts at flirting with you.

“your eyes look very pretty under the sunlight, (y/n)-chan.”

“we’re under a lamp post, tooru.”

“your eyes look very pretty under the orange light of the lampost, (y/n)-chan.”

- from practices to lunch and to walking home from school, you’ve slowly been integrated into his daily routine, making his usually dreary days a little brighter. this, of course, doesn’t slip iwaizumi’s attention, noting how oikawa seems to be glowing and his smiles are more relaxed and natural - not to mention that he’s completely ignored his fan girls (making them a little jealous).

- “you should ask her out,” iwaizumi said one day as they did their cool down stretches.

- oikawa knows who his bestfriend was talking about, his lips already tugged in a soft smile as his brown eyes flitted to where you were chatting with their coach. “ah, but my adoring fans would - ow! iwa-chan, what the hell?” he hissed after the vice captain elbowed him in the ribs.

- his bestfriend repeated what he had said, but oikawa heard him loud and clear the first time. he wants that more than anything else in the world, to take you on a date and be the sole reason why your heart skips a beat. he wants to be the one for you, but oikawa’s still scared, still healing, and he doesn’t want to burden you with that.

- “soon, hajime,” oikawa said softly, cheeks flushed when you sent him a smile. “i think i’m ready to love again, and i want to do this properly for (y/n) and for me.”

[hantii]

So I didn’t know that Whitley was based off of Artemis Fowl until like 2 weeks ago and it just makes so much fucking sense my guys. ARTEMIS FOWL WAS MY CHILDHOOD. I have read those books countless times. Artemis was like my only friend growing up :’) It makes sense that I’d adopt another one of these little shitboys

[itsthesinbin]

For Helluva Boss could you do headcanons for poly Blitzo and Stolas with a male demon s/o?

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Poly Blitzo and Stolas (Helluva Boss)

I’m going with the idea that you’re higher ranked than an imp, but lower than Stolas. Of course, you have to be kept secret from his wife. She’s already pissed enough about finding Blitzo. You can be more open when you’re just with the little shitboy, though.

Blitzo, like with all the people he cares about, is very clingy. He’s still more distant with Stolas, because he still thinks his relationship with Stolas is purely sexual. Blitzo loves to just climb onto your back and let you carry him around like a very endearingly-annoying backpack.

Stolas sends you both gifts constantly, his way of showing affection when he can’t be with either of you. Blitzo tends to only keep the food, pawning off the more expensive stuff if you don’t take it. You don’t wear a lot of the finer stuff- don’t wanna get mugged- but you keep a lot of the gifts.

When the three of you DO get together, it can get a bit awkward. Blitzo is affectionate with you, but not with Stolas. Stolas loves on both of you, much to Blitzo’s annoyance. Dates can be a bit of a chore.

You and Loona are... comfortable. You wouldn’t quite say close, because she’s not very friendly to begin with, but she enjoys your presence because you aren’t as hyper as Blitzo or as weird as Stolas. Octavia wants nothing to do with you or Blitzo, but you aren’t about to force her to do anything with you or her father that she doesn’t want to. She at least respects you for that.

[boxowo]

Axolotl pics???

YAYYY OK

ok so this pic^^ i took yesterday(he sat under that leaf for a solid minute before moving lol)

& these 2^^ r from my collection of my fave shitboy pics (the last one especially cos he didnt stay in that pose for long lmao(he sticks his back legs out when he floats))

these next ones^^vv r from before i moved his tank & r also in my collection of fave shitboy pics

this one^^ isnt technically a pic of him(was tryna get a good pic of my centaur muppet post-making it & the room his tank was in was also the """neatest looking""") but i included it cos if u zoom justtttt above its back

u see him being a nosy little freak >:)

[rebsrebsrebsrebs]

I wanna know about the snob (emil)!!! can I get 8-15?

ah my shitboy 💜 here you go!

8. Do they leave their closet door open or closed?

Closed. He's very meticulous about how it's organized and the last thing he wants is for any visitors to his room to think they're allowed in there to mess things up.

9. Do they keep their room door locked or unlocked?

Locked usually, but there's an odd time when he forgets.

10. Where do they keep their keys?

He has one of those leather uh, key folders? Like they're supposed to keep your keys together in a compact swiss army knife type deal, and it's got a leather outside to keep it from jangling. It hangs from the wristlet on his phone case. He has like three total keys.

11. What is your OC’s morning routine?

Wake up, check Devilgram, bask in validation, brush teeth, eat breakfast in pajamas, shower (including brushing his teeth again) + skincare routine, dry and style hair, do makeup, get dressed in outfit he picked the night before.

12. Early bird or night owl?

He's forced himself to be a morning person but he's a night owl by nature.

13. How loud is their music?

Not rudely loud. If you were standing right outside his bedroom door you could hear it.

14. Do they make the bed?

Not consistently, maybe a few times a week.

15. Do they have any odd habits? What is it, and why do they do it?

Whenever he switches out his ear piercings he does it in the same order every time: left industrial first, then alternating between the matching piercings on each side, left first right second, starting at the cartilage and ending with his earlobes, and finishes with the two right forward helices. The industrial and the forward helices are the only asymmetrical piercings. The rest of them match. He likes the ritual of it and making so many little pieces work together and not tangle or overlap takes concentration. If any of the accessories tangle or something he has to start all over again or it doesn't feel right.

[i-never-wanted-to-love-you]

Musicals but Shit

This is the worst post I've ever made

SHIT: a Matt opera (bare: a pop opera. The one that started it all)

Phantom of the shit (phantom of the Opera)

Les shiterables (Les miserables)

Falshittos (falsettos)

The last five shits (the last five years)

Shitted (wicked)

Mamma shit! (Mamma Mia!)

9 to shit (9 to 5)

Shitloose (footloose)

Shit awakening (spring awakening)

Dear shit Hansen (dear Evan Hansen)

A new shit (a new brain)

The shit king (the lion king)

Beauty and the shit (beauty and the beast)

Shit from away (come from away)

Groundhog shit (groundhog day)

Next to shit (next to normal)

West side shit featuring amazing songs such as: I feel shitty (west side story)

The book of shit (the book of Mormon)

The guy who didn't like shit (the guy who didn't like musicals)

Oklashit! (Oklahoma)

Hamilshit (Hamilton)

In the shits (in the heights)

The shits visit (the bands visit)

Natasha Pierre and the great shit of 1812 (Natasha Pierre and the great comet of 1812)

Shitsies (Newsies)

Shit home (fun home)

Shit everlasting (tuck everlasting)

Little shit of horrors (little shop of horrors)

Shitty boots (kinky boots)

Shitress (waitress)

Bloody bloody shit Jackson (bloody bloody Andrew Jackson)

Shit school musical (high school musical)

Shitstand (bandstand)

Everybody's talking about shit (everybody's talking about Jamie)

The baker's shit (the baker's wife)

Shitter on the roof (fiddler on the roof)

The hunchback of Notre shit (the hunchback of Notre dame)

Into the shits (into the woods)

Shit it on (bring it on)

21 shit street (21 chump street)

Shittlejuice (Beetlejuice)

Rocky horror shit show (Rocky horror picture show)

Anything shits (anything goes)

Shit girls (mean girls)

Godshit (godspell)

Shitstown (hadestown)

First shit (first date)

Dog shit (dog fight)

Jesus Christ supershit (Jesus Christ super star)

Shit/then (if/then)

The lightning shit the musical (the lightning thief)

My fair shit (my fair lady)

Once on this shit (once on this island)

Shittin (Pippin)

She loves shit (she loves me)

Shitilda (Matilda)

Shit show (side show)

Shitx the musical (six)

Shits are forever (spies are forever)

A very shitty musical, a very shitty sequel, a very shitty senior year (a very potter musicals)

Shitcago (Chicago)

The 25th annual Putnam county shitting bee (25th annual Putnam county spelling bee)

The shit that goes wrong (the play that goes wrong)

The wizard of shit (the wizard of Oz)

You're a good shit Charlie Brown (you're a good man Charlie Brown)

Shitboy (batboy)

Shitbringer (firebringer)

Trail to shit (trail to Oregon)

Holy musical shitman (holy musical Batman)

Avenue shit (avenue q)

The sound of shit (the sound of music)

Shitty Poppins (Mary poppins) (sorry Julie)

Be more shit (be more chill)

Shitty women (little women)

Sweeny Todd: the demon shit of fleet street (Sweeney Todd: the demon barber of fleet street)

Moulin shit (moulin rouge)

35shit (35mm)

The shit (the prom)

Shit quartet (ghost quartet)

Dr. Shitkyll and Mr. Shit (Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde)

Shitbob the musical (spongebob the musical)

Head over shits (head over heels)

The shitasticks (the Fantasticks)

Bonnie and shit (Bonnie and Clyde)

Charlie and the shit factory (Charlie and the chocolate factory)

Urinetown

Guys and shits (guys and Dolls)

Shitting in the rain (singing in the rain)

The shit and I (the king and I)

Shit trousers (in trousers)

Tick... Tick..... SHIT! (Tick...tick....BOOM) (that's another fav)

Shitsie (Tootsie) (where's the lie)

SHIT (RENT)

Shitspray (hairspray)

The shittle mermaid (the little mermaid)

Shit of ages (rock of ages)

Froshit (frozen)

The shits of Penzance (the pirates of Penzance)

Something shitty! (Something rotten!)

Thoroughly modern shit (thoroughly modern Millie)

Anashitsia (Anastasia)

Legally shit (legally blonde)

We will shit you (we will rock you)

Xanadoodoo (xanadu) another fav

Shit out of hell (bat out of hell)

Zanna, shit! (Zanna, don't!)

Shiterella (Cinderella)

Cabashit (cabaret)

Shitalot (spamalot)

Big shit (big fish)

The color shit (the color purple)

Shit! Get your gun! (Annie get your gun)

Shít (Amélie)

Shit by night (fly by night)

[thecrownedlioness]

Jester giggles, eyes mirthful. "A little shitboy. I knew there was a reason to adore to you, My queen. Could you make that his royal title? Have the announcers declare his presence as his royal shitboyness?"

She smirks. "Hmmm. Shitprince."

[vertigoambrosia]

road to wttf

i didn’t notice until now, but our perfect boys monster consulting are in the wxw now opening now 

aww the recap of the tag title match cut out the part where karsten threatens to strand ilja and walter in hamburg

lmaoooo they blame karsten

WE’RE GONNA REPORT U

“i have the most powerful lawn irrigator in the entire neighborhood. and my neighbors are fully aware of that”

is this like an idiom or something

no walter is actually saying he needs money so he can show up his neighbors

tbh i thought that was an american thing

...aren’t lawns in general an american thing?

the subtitles here are a little sloppy but it’s ok cause this segment is great

oh no guys i just had a thought: is the wttf music not gonna be the same as the wttl theme they’d used the past few years? i really liked that one

aw did avalanche comb his hair? he looks extra cute

i wish they hadn’t told us the entire card before we saw that segment though - like, let us naturally find out why a match is happening before you announce it

MATCHA TEA

andy’s logic is so silly here bless him

hahaha ‘the cool generation’ ok andy whatever

RELAX YOURSELF, CHILD

did he just call leon van gastern a boy toy? julian’s boy toy?

does the crown understand what a boy toy is?

aj why are you standing so close to him?

*aj voice* such a temper our son has!

 pink and white? strange new gear choice but ok robert

oh my god jay is andy’s mini me

i never will get tired of jeremy graves calling jay and/or francis a cretin

well at least andy is a loving dad :3

i have to admit i kinda miss avalanche having an explosive temper; i think part of the reason he’s been liked but not loved in his singles career so far is he’s not over the top enough?

like, he’s got too much chill; he was always a Polite Young Man when he wasn’t like, growling but he doesn’t really get murder angry or gleefully anticipate murder anymore

i love andy’s bullshit but tbh i wanna see avalanche just destroy people

no please do not go to the outside

i guess andy needed a hug

but really i feel like avalanche should be just like, destroying andy

or getting close and then jay does something heely

um andy did you forget you can’t win the title from dq?

i just wanna see avalanche toss people around! let me have this! toss people and throw himself into people!

oh shit that elbow drop looked nasty

any holding hands spot is great

but they’re taking too long repeating it

it’s been like 10 minutes and i have not seen avalanche throw man yet

ok he threw himself into andy i guess that counts as one

i appreciate that there’s literally one person rooting for andy

hot take: tuning up the band is stupid

aww i was hoping he would have boulderdashed both andy and jay...but i guess that’s for another day

INTENSE - that’s the word i’m looking for - it doesn’t feel like avalanche is intense enough anymore

even as a businessman in monster consulting, they were still real gung ho about fighting people and being friends

aj is so pretty you want to hit him

also because he’s a lil shitboi

hahaha who in the audience said ‘what you say?’

lmaoooo this is so stupid

WE’RE TOO STYLISH TO WEAR HOODIES

aww jay defending francis’ reputation

oh here come some pretty bois

*ahura voice* um excuse me I am the only stylish one here

uhh i mean we. WE are the only stylish ones here

maggott is so pretty

karsten’s all like ‘nobody here paid to watch a mystery’

yesss i like this idea

jeremy graves lusting over marius a lil bit

no jeremy he hasn’t really gotten much more buff or cut, you just haven’t been around in a while

so glad rotation shaved; i can understand why he grew that beard since he looks like he’s twelve years old, but it was not working

oh no he fall

it feels kinda weird to be commenting on anything marius does now that he’s gone

seriously tho wxw is he suspended or fired those two are very different and cannot be used interchangeably

let’s have rotation more often; it’s been long enough that i forgot how fun his flippies are

ok that was a good finish

hahah maggott pointing out ahura’s watch is fake

ok i hope the interviewers being off screen is not a regular thing cause i love tommy and sebastian’s reactions

i’m just assuming they weren’t around when they were shooting these

oh my god marius’ sunglasses are so obmoxious

oops marius kinda speaking truth about mike schwarz

tho it’s more because he’s not around that often than beer

for some reaosn when i saw him in prost and stuff i thought he was really tall, and then he showed up at the afterparty and he was kinda short???

what is schutzenplatz

oh hey i haven’t heard of this lady before

her delivery is a lil flat but i’m glad to see a woman with amateur wrestling experience

also her music is cool

um announcer the stress of ‘legit’ is on the second syllable

le-JIT

ooh vs valkryie

hee hee leyla really is wee

god i hope these guys become rival friends

oh shit that double knee combo was super sick

OH SHIT THAT KNEE

hi wxw pls keep leyla around for a long time

axe kick!!!

that was some good shit

hahaha amale complaining that tenille hit her in the face too much

FAYE

i wish they would set these up a little more

more plot pls

more non-title womens singles matches

maybe even some non-title feuds???

#1 contenders matches? that are announced before day of?

*veit voice* i didn’t defeat bobby, but at least i get to watch tim beat him up

aw veit believes in tim so much

finally, i’m not supposed to root for the dude who calls me a bitch

bobby last time you guys fought tim and walter fucking kicked your ass

HI TIM

LMAO THAT ZOOM IN WAS SO AWKWARD WHY DID THEY DO THAT

i want to kiss maggot

vollgastern need a mashup theme song

ohhh i bet pete and ivan beat up leon

lolll ahura spiraling to sell that punch

lmaooo is christian bischoff trying to hide from the brawl?

chest hair manipulation i love it

nothing will ever beat jurn waxing a patch of david starr’s chest hair and then rubbing lemon in the wound

someday i hope to have a seat at wxw and a wrestler land on me

sure not gonna happen at oberhausen tho lol

aw maggot should have spun jay around for longer

ok i want more of the crown being forced to work with andy and jay

goddamn what is that submission aj is doing

someone save my boyfriend maggot

omg ahura stop trying to get the crowd clapping and just do it

see? you took too much time and now you’re fucking dead

LOL AHURA

the funny thing is i’ve seen people overshoot even farther than that

ACH once ended up landing on someone in the third row at an evolve show

dude’s chair broke

the crown trying to make macho noises is so silly, and not in the good way

HAHAHA JAY U MORON

hugs all around

hahahaha yes ilja is totally being a twat rn

i love how obnoxious ilja can be without saying anything

he’s totally pretending to ignore david too

more bathroom shenanigans

that was totally pete or ivan

juju probably could be selling better, but to be fair i’m paying extra close attention cause they kinda forgot to put english subs in this scene

LUFISTO!!!!!!

full disclosure from here on out is writetn like, more than three days after the other stuff because i’ve been lazy busy and tired

i hate that winning one match in the womens division earns you a title shot now

at least faye got to be in a plot scene with amale? sort of?

man this match is really clicking with me in a way that amale’s others ones havent

ok it’s slowing down a bit now, but still

it occurs to me that i am watching this in the middle of the day when my adderall is still working

whereas often i am watching at night

it is entirely possible i am more harsh on wrestling when my meds run out.....

oh shit that counter was great

ok that spot with the tights was weird

the kiss my flag thing doesn’t really work cause the flags on her wrists aren’t that easy to see

AH ok the ring tights come into play - that was real clever

tho also amale is attempting actual murder

ok that was a really good shitty win

did juju actually get injured or were they never intending to put vollgastern in the festival?

not that i’m upset to see the pretty bastards in the tournament

man these subtitles were really rushed out

karsten beck: most huggable authority figure

aww our baby, betrayed again :(

well at least he knows he can do it alone!

OMG THIS IS SO OVER THE TOP

e d g e l o r d f e s t

OH AMALE IS NOT PRETENDINFGF SHE DOESN’T SPEAKK ENGLISH

DIS BITCH

(i love it)

ughghghg :”is she more attractive than me” wxw stop

i do appreciate faye being like ‘oh karsten it’s ok; we all know it’s true’

i kinda hate how like, every time women get into each other’s faces it’s like LADIES PLS CALM DOWN WHAT IS OCCURING HERE which like, rarely happens with dudes

*amale voice* she did NOT just call me booboo

i still think people should boo in the tune of the ringkampf theme but i guess it’s just never gonna happen

i will never get tired of ilja’s stink expressions

i know mark got injured so they won’t go into the festical with the titles either way, but if walter and ilja win the titles back i’m gonna puke

tho i guess with walter  not being there, they’d be fucked either way lol

lmaoooooo walter you do now have a mercedes

him bragging about his lawn is so fucking funny to me

so suburban american

heehee bless that child that just yelled auf die fresse

WOW wtf was that suplex ilja

i want to hug mark davis

he probably isn’t traveling righ tnow but if you see him pls hug him for me

oh poor kyle is just like...not in this match

that was the most suspenseful back body drop ever

these near falls are killing me!

SLAPPED THE THIGH ON A LOW BLOW

top tier asshole tactics

wait is tas dead cause he got pulled out of the thing? tas you’re getting old

um karsten i think you can dq them?

yaaaaaaay

hahaha walter carrying ouit ilja on his shoulders

i wanna see karsten fire walter and ilja so bad

HAHAHAHAHAHAH ALMOST AS GOOD

i mean, it’s totally a saving throw

but still

ooooo muller and timo vs the workhorsemen is gonna be god as fuck

i know faye probably won’t win, but i really fucking want her to

dominic garrini gonna bring some good grapplefuck

i have not seen the past tim vs biff matches, but everyone raves about them

UGH THE FINALS IS STILL A 3 WAY FUCK THAT