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sing-you-fools · 5 months ago

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Queen fans, are you ready for the cutest fanart ever? Because my kid made a little book at school and I'm keeping this forever

(her Queen-themed 7th birthday party is this weekend)

#queen #queen band #queen fanart #my kid #kid art #sing-you-fools

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skimpilydressedwithanaxe · 1 year ago

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#MY KID #LOVE LOVE LOVE NERRIS #love when they go batshit insane #love when they’re overly excited about dnd #love when they give emotional speeches #love their relationship with their parents #this is a Nerris apology account #nerris the cute #cc nerris #camp camp #three headed snake

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bettertwin9000 · 1 year ago

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You're so right, Turnip.

#look at my child #my kid #rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise donnie #unpause rise of the tmnt #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt leo #rise leo #disaster twins #save rise of the tmnt

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dudja · 6 months ago

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My kid when it's time to leave the park. 😂 #WillFerrell #WillArnett #BladesOfGlory #Movie #comedy #meme #memes #park

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bellatorlupinus · 2 months ago

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Dude too chekov for this gun but some shit ive been werkin on

Every time i like stop creating you guys reblog something i never would think and it just juices me

Thank you for supporting me i just have tears in my eyes like every time i think im crushed 15 hoes on tumblr prove my ass wrong

#knitting #windbreaker #cats #update #im terrible at all thing but damn they make me happy #sakura haruka #hajime umemiya #my kid #needs to water his garden #with the blood of these fools

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thefusspot · 1 year ago

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replace speech bubble with "RATE LIMIT EXCEEDED"

#fuss art #commissions #stream commissions #boss rush friday #vin #ardaka #my kid #my child #my babiest of girl

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just-an-enby-lemon · 1 year ago

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Confession Time

Callum: Mom, I need to tell you something.

Ms. Brodie: Oh, you're coming out! I'm so proud of you and I'll love you no matter what."

Callum: Mom! I'm not gay. Maybe a bit. Not the point.

Ms. Brodie: Okay, okay, sorry. Is it about gender? Because I've been paying attention to you changing pronouns at times and trying to give me little hints.

Callum: You have?

Ms. Brodie: Of course, sweetie, and I'm super proud of you!

Callum: Cool. But it's not that.

Ms. Brodie: Are you finally up to therapy?

Callum: Mom!!

Ms Brodie: Okay,sorry, I'll stop interrupting, but we will talk about therapy later! Now what is it?

Callum: Mom, I'm an avatar.

Ms. Brodie: You're not blue?

Callum: Moooooom. Not the blue guys!

Ms. Brodie: You can't control the four elements either, please don't try is dangerous.

Callum: NO! I'm a fear avatar.

Ms Brodie: Oh did you and your little friends finally made that band? Oh my god a bunch of cute punk eleven year olds! That's adorable!

Callum: *groans in frustration*"*calling someone* Eye Guy, I need you to explain the whole Dark Avatar thing to mom.

Jon: According to the Beholder you are... Callum Brodie???? *trying to do compulsion over the phone* How did you get this number?? Does anyone else knows this number? *pauses someone outside the phone says something* Yes, Martin, honestly whatever you cook will certainly be excelent. *back to phone* Shouldn't you be in school?

#tma #the magnus archives #callum's dad was abusive but please let him and his mom have a good dinamic after leaving him #callum brodie #my kid #callun's mom #martin blackwood #confused as hell #the beholder explains tbe situation to Jon but not how callum go his number and he is very confused #callum should not in fact be in school jon just doesn't know how school hours wrok

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vanoefucks · 11 months ago

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#my kid #i am terrible w the combat but other than that???#this world is so cool #afop #avatar frontiers of pandora #oc: rey'eng

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a-mayan-joy-has-nuts · 2 months ago

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My kid an their Granma showin out at parade 🥹.

#my kid #me mah #mayan

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goldenrodgal · 12 days ago

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that reminds me

the 70's kadabra eeby deeby incident is also where we got the old "alakazam has a 5000 IQ" tidbit.

during the experiments to understand the transformation, another set of researchers from Saffron University got the kadabra kid to attempt to talk a whole array of psychic-types through taking iq tests. the methodology was, um, poor, to say the least. for instance, the grumpig ate its test, but the researchers did not put that in the results until 1999.

it came out in retrials that the only reason a lot of psychic types score so high on intelligence testing is they can use their powers to cheat, by looking into the minds of the researches or into the future when someone pulls up the answers to mark the test. if an alakazam is put in a psychic-proof room, its test scores degrade drastically. some of them also started eating the tests, though in more of a 'child with adhd trying to hide failing grades' manner, and only if they didn't have any other method to hide the papers. fang and i both pulled this move at different points in our youths, so i don't blame the alakazams.

i live with a kadabra. he's about as smart as the people surrounding him. (though that's me, fang and matt, so pretty smart if i do say so myself)

#pkmn irl #pokescience #brainblast the kadabra #my kid

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ineffablehogwash · 2 years ago

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Earlier this week my 9 year old requested that I aid him in adding a butt crack to one of his bears.

"Mom, of all the bears to do this to, this makes the most sense cause he has pants to cover it."

No argument could be found, and twenty minutes later, the bear had shaved cheeks and an asscrack, and my dude had a tummy ache from laughing so much.