#my kid

[agent-stone]

Um....hi Dad..-Maria Robotnik-Hedgehog

...Hi. You're the... daughter from the future.

...

Welcome in?? I really don't know how to react in this situation.

You really do look like me... you look kind of like Sonic, too. How do we have a kid?? She looks our age.

-- Shadow

[skimpilydressedwithanaxe]

[bettertwin9000]

You're so right, Turnip.

[dudja]

My kid when it's time to leave the park. 😂 #WillFerrell #WillArnett #BladesOfGlory #Movie #comedy #meme #memes #park

[jybyls]

I love her, your honour.

[bellatorlupinus]

Dude too chekov for this gun but some shit ive been werkin on

Every time i like stop creating you guys reblog something i never would think and it just juices me

Thank you for supporting me i just have tears in my eyes like every time i think im crushed 15 hoes on tumblr prove my ass wrong

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Confession Time

Callum: Mom, I need to tell you something.

Ms. Brodie: Oh, you're coming out! I'm so proud of you and I'll love you no matter what."

Callum: Mom! I'm not gay. Maybe a bit. Not the point.

Ms. Brodie: Okay, okay, sorry. Is it about gender? Because I've been paying attention to you changing pronouns at times and trying to give me little hints.

Callum: You have?

Ms. Brodie: Of course, sweetie, and I'm super proud of you!

Callum: Cool. But it's not that.

Ms. Brodie: Are you finally up to therapy?

Callum: Mom!!

Ms Brodie: Okay,sorry, I'll stop interrupting, but we will talk about therapy later! Now what is it?

Callum: Mom, I'm an avatar.

Ms. Brodie: You're not blue?

Callum: Moooooom. Not the blue guys!

Ms. Brodie: You can't control the four elements either, please don't try is dangerous.

Callum: NO! I'm a fear avatar.

Ms Brodie: Oh did you and your little friends finally made that band? Oh my god a bunch of cute punk eleven year olds! That's adorable!

Callum: *groans in frustration*"*calling someone* Eye Guy, I need you to explain the whole Dark Avatar thing to mom.

Jon: According to the Beholder you are... Callum Brodie???? *trying to do compulsion over the phone* How did you get this number?? Does anyone else knows this number? *pauses someone outside the phone says something* Yes, Martin, honestly whatever you cook will certainly be excelent. *back to phone* Shouldn't you be in school?

[vanoefucks]

[a-mayan-joy-has-nuts]

My kid an their Granma showin out at parade 🥹.

[goldenrodgal]

here we go!

[[Attachment: a video clip from inside the Goldenrod City Gym. Judging by the voice cheering "GO MOM GO", Fang is behind the camera.]]

[[Whitney seems very pleased to be able to go harder than usual. Her Ambipom is eager to begin, hopping back and forth from hand to hand.]]

[[Sadie is more reserved, but Umber seems confident, honing his claws deliberately.]]

[[The referee signals to the competitors. They nod back. "If all challengers are ready, let the battle begin!]]

[creekystars]

just wanted to post my wip of silliest rottmnt oc that is Mindster!!! posted this bc i really like the colors and this took like the whole day >:[

also i haven't figured out what they are yet, currently theyre just a circus owner in the hidden city that can transform to other performers/occupation(?) idk like other circus ppl, and eat other yokais + their main form is the oen wearing the purple tux but this might change bc im very indecisive :P

[ahedderick]

Love that kid young adult!

[julianalvarez9]

GAVI - FC Barcelona vs Sevilla FC - February 05, 2023. (Photo by Eric Alonso)

[ellidena]

[sorchathered]

okay Ryan prompt for 12 days of ficmas except I can't do fluffy bc i'm your kid: surprising him with a present which is you wrapped in a large bow/lingerie bc i'm a horny mf and so is he – @baezen

Oh hell yeah brother, you know I need more Ryan in my life 🥵