#my kid

[skimpilydressedwithanaxe]

[bettertwin9000]

You're so right, Turnip.

[dudja]

My kid when it's time to leave the park. 😂 #WillFerrell #WillArnett #BladesOfGlory #Movie #comedy #meme #memes #park

[jybyls]

I love her, your honour.

[bellatorlupinus]

Dude too chekov for this gun but some shit ive been werkin on

Every time i like stop creating you guys reblog something i never would think and it just juices me

Thank you for supporting me i just have tears in my eyes like every time i think im crushed 15 hoes on tumblr prove my ass wrong

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Confession Time

Callum: Mom, I need to tell you something.

Ms. Brodie: Oh, you're coming out! I'm so proud of you and I'll love you no matter what."

Callum: Mom! I'm not gay. Maybe a bit. Not the point.

Ms. Brodie: Okay, okay, sorry. Is it about gender? Because I've been paying attention to you changing pronouns at times and trying to give me little hints.

Callum: You have?

Ms. Brodie: Of course, sweetie, and I'm super proud of you!

Callum: Cool. But it's not that.

Ms. Brodie: Are you finally up to therapy?

Callum: Mom!!

Ms Brodie: Okay,sorry, I'll stop interrupting, but we will talk about therapy later! Now what is it?

Callum: Mom, I'm an avatar.

Ms. Brodie: You're not blue?

Callum: Moooooom. Not the blue guys!

Ms. Brodie: You can't control the four elements either, please don't try is dangerous.

Callum: NO! I'm a fear avatar.

Ms Brodie: Oh did you and your little friends finally made that band? Oh my god a bunch of cute punk eleven year olds! That's adorable!

Callum: *groans in frustration*"*calling someone* Eye Guy, I need you to explain the whole Dark Avatar thing to mom.

Jon: According to the Beholder you are... Callum Brodie???? *trying to do compulsion over the phone* How did you get this number?? Does anyone else knows this number? *pauses someone outside the phone says something* Yes, Martin, honestly whatever you cook will certainly be excelent. *back to phone* Shouldn't you be in school?

[vanoefucks]

[a-mayan-joy-has-nuts]

My kid an their Granma showin out at parade 🥹.

[goldenrodgal]

here we go!

[[Attachment: a video clip from inside the Goldenrod City Gym. Judging by the voice cheering "GO MOM GO", Fang is behind the camera.]]

[[Whitney seems very pleased to be able to go harder than usual. Her Ambipom is eager to begin, hopping back and forth from hand to hand.]]

[[Sadie is more reserved, but Umber seems confident, honing his claws deliberately.]]

[[The referee signals to the competitors. They nod back. "If all challengers are ready, let the battle begin!]]

[ineffablehogwash]

Earlier this week my 9 year old requested that I aid him in adding a butt crack to one of his bears.

"Mom, of all the bears to do this to, this makes the most sense cause he has pants to cover it."

No argument could be found, and twenty minutes later, the bear had shaved cheeks and an asscrack, and my dude had a tummy ache from laughing so much.

[ahedderick]

Love that kid young adult!

[julianalvarez9]

GAVI - FC Barcelona vs Sevilla FC - February 05, 2023. (Photo by Eric Alonso)

[ellidena]

[sorchathered]

okay Ryan prompt for 12 days of ficmas except I can't do fluffy bc i'm your kid: surprising him with a present which is you wrapped in a large bow/lingerie bc i'm a horny mf and so is he – @baezen

Oh hell yeah brother, you know I need more Ryan in my life 🥵

[azullumi]

i am busy raising a child

[zmaragdos]

my kid brings books to me she wants me to read to her

I love this! She is very enthusiastic about books

but lately she keeps bringing me my copy of ‘a day in the life of Ivan denisovich’ which is….decidedly not a book for children

and she is determined I read it to her, so I mainly just flip the text filled pages for her and read a sentence or two and she sits completely enthralled

like girl please stop bringing me books about the literal gulag to read to you, Ivan may have accepted his suffering with grace but you do not need to know of it yet