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inkyquince · 2 years ago
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... wren is the type to stick his thumb into your mouth as he fucks you. Just casually presses in as he holds you down as he fucks ya. No matter the gender, he gonna call you his pretty princess who deserves a treat.
Something about Wren not caring what gender you are at all, and telling his friends that they're gonna have to be real nice if they want some pussy from a princess
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drac0line1nn1t · 3 months ago
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*Wade staring at himself in the mirror*
Wade: I'm so pretty.. *obviously doesn't believe it and is trying to convince himself*
*Wade frowns and reaches for his mask*
*Logan walks up behind him and gently grabs the arm reaching for his mask and Wade jumps around three feet in the air*
Wade: Marvel jesus peanut warn a gu-
*Logan reaches around his head with his other hand and puts his hand over Wade's mouth*
*Logan leans his head on Wade's shoulder looking in the mirror too*
Logan: *smiles* You're so pretty, bub.
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fisheito · 6 months ago
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snakes have something called a jacobson's organ that allows them to smell. they stick out their tongue, and then when it enters their mouth again, the jacobson's organ processes what they just smelled with their tongue. i say this to propose that, after yakumo licks eiden's dick for a good 10 minutes, he closes his mouth and processes it all like O_____O
when i TELL YOU that this message left me bracing the wall like
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(overwhelmed with positive affect)
#you just... waltz into my inbox... LEAVE ME SNAKE FACT.... and HILARIOUS vision???#you do this freely? you would demonstrate such audacity???#i post my snorn and soon after i get a fun little inbox surprise#i was overcome with such gratitude that i had to consult my uhhjacobson's organ for a bit? 😂#thank u.... for showing up and dropping these words on me... *wipes joyous tear*#i immediately thought of those silly cat zoomies eyes#what? is yakumo gonna go comically BIG PUPIL after he's processed what just transpired?#(sucked eiden's dick for a full 10 minutes)?#or is he just gonna have a steam meltdown like in puzzling invitation#just straight up blue screen (Buffering....) for a minute while all the senses catch up to him#and eiden (if he manages to drift out of his ducked-out-brain) starts to worry#as soon as i read ur message i was ON WIKIPEDIA like the buttered side of the toast on floor#vomeronasal organ my vestigial intrigue...? according to this here article... humans have them but they don't do anything anymore#so maybe yakumo has a standard nasal system when in human form. he doesn't need to consult the organ for processing#but the moment he starts shapeshifting... once he reaches those in-between and beyond snakey forms...#he'll have to engage in the ol' lick-n-sniff.#and that's when the comedy kicks in#does he descend upon the dick with renewed hunger after all that processing? a bit of gluttony activation?#or does he ease up a bit because it's all too overstimulating?#UGH WHY HTWRIUELOW WHYUIAO. SDTP YOYU I'M A CHANGED MAN AFTER NAKED APRON YAKUMO#i'mma need twelve more orders of this please *gestures to the yakuei dick sucking*#feesh answer
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bleaksqueak · 10 months ago
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Woah dang, waking up to 99+ notifs on tumblr almost always means that an old Homestuck piece is going around again... imagine my delighted surprise to see it was all notifs about Soli! That was a great thing to wake up to. Felt an actual flutter in my chest. Thank you so much, everyone! And apologies for how Elias' hair keeps subtly changing. You always kind of figure out exactly how a character looks and how to draw them as you go along with sequential art. It, funny enough, largely comes from figuring out their acting (so lots and lots of different angles and features that need to shift/change slightly to carry the weight of looking like they should feel, for lack of a better way to describe it ) At any rate, glad to see people are excited for chapter 3! next update will be next week, and will be a two page spread.
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quietlyblooms · 3 months ago
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someone explain to me why a crowded grocery store is one of the top ten most stressful places to be bc i was ready to have a meltdown fr 😔
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katyspersonal · 8 months ago
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What are your opinions on our Lord and Savior Gywn?
He didn't save SHIT!! He took the perfectly (?) functioning humanity and ruined it! Look at it, it got Hollowing!!
Okay, I am making the 'Marika is a MILF Gwyn' jokes here and there, but 1) Marika is a bit more of a straight up cold and mean person, all things considered 2) Yet she still has enough nuance, and a lot of her actions might be written on reasonable fears and 3) Gwyn is even MORE nuanced than Marika, from what I have concluded so far! Laurence is a similar kind of sinner too. Comparison of the characters that share a trope is helpful for my thought process, so bear with me a little! With Marika I see a more direct disdain and fear before the very nature of life, cyclic and treacherous, uncontrollable, being meant to perish one day but with new life sprouting from it, and thus doing lovely things like shunning Crucible-related lifeforms. With Laurence, we have enough evidence so far that beasthood was not created by Healing Church but something already lingering in the human code after Pthumerians and Loran, so ambition to seize and control it it was risky but understandable!
But with Gwyn, we are confirmed that human nature itself is dark, undesirable an terrifying, as well as how he sorta had the chance to see it 'in action' during uniting with humans to take war on dragons. And also in Dark Souls the cyclic nature of Ages is just a fact, and it would make sense that should Age of Dark come, he and his family would be the first to go as beings of Light. It is a combination of things: his kind being in true danger and not just "risking to lose power", the treacherourness of how political allyship simply works (your today's ally country against the common enemy could tomorrow ally with someone else to start the war on YOU) and simply the not-so-metaphorical horrors of the Dark itself! is not a speculation, the dangers are RIGHT here!
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Gwyn messed the natural order of humanity in a way that I personally dislike and express it on multiple occasions: trying to get rid of what's barbaric and dangerous yet natural and not accepting that there is no light without shadow, or life without death. But I also feel sympathetic because he had a legit reason to fear the darkness within men. In is not as much philosophical but a literal concept in Dark Souls lore. He acted out of fear, backed up with a precedent, and it brought the ruin to himself and everyone else. Writing this I'd say he sorta falls for the type of a person I can only like in fiction but resent in reality. I guess I don't need to explain what kind of people this is, paranoid "but for a valid reason", being "preventive" with their drastic measures.. Good intentions path to hell self-fulfilling prophesy blablabla. His specieism doesn't help his case in the slighest. Ironically, all extremely human behavior of him!
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(LOL thank you based Goldmask as usual xddd) At the same time, he is not entirely corrupt with the power he seized and used to strip humanity of what was natural for them; he, in the end, committed to what he believed was better for everyone and sacrificed HIMSELF too. I can respect the cunning and machiavellian person who, in the end, is above the vanity of a 'savior' and can give themselves too, not only others. He also did share his power with some humans, showing that he can take kinda benevolent choices even with those he fears. Yeah, part of calculated risk could be there; dude gave the city and his daughter to the Pygmy to, again, preemptively avoid some animosity. But in the case with the four kings, did he HAVE to? Or Seath for that matter, who is a dragon, another species he doesn't like?
I find it hard to detect 'truly' corrupt people in Soulsborne setting in general, and yeah we can fiddle with 'nuanced character' and 'everyone is morally grey' forever and never discover THE big bad we'd love to hate. But, out of those big bads, I think he deserves the benefit of being seen as a way more nuanced character than the corrupt leader the most! It is the case where he should not have done anything, but also should not have NOT done anything.. Soulsborne is eager with placing characters in a position and knowledge where every choice is wrong and they just pick a poison for themselves (and everyone else xd). Jokes about "haha people in power moment" are still mostly jokes for me. He is sympathetic in a way not like I think I'd have done the same (let's be real, I revel in darkness gfjjghk) but in a way where I understand too much to feel negative 🤔
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8ripecunts · 4 months ago
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dont you ever wish we saw holden in his underwear just like how they gave us bill in his boxers
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you don't need to guess the color of his underwear (it's tighty whities)
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stellorc · 2 years ago
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briefly leaving my cave to throw a wip here
I've been feeling weird with my art and life in general so I took refuge reading and playing stardew valley for the past few weeks. The weirdness isn't completely gone but it's not as haunting as before.
Anyway, please have this snippet of my beloved baby Revan being her broody teenage self. It's nowhere near to be finished but I'm having fun with the process.
With that said, hello to the new (actual!) people who have stopped by this mess of a blog and decided to stay. And to everyone who is still around, a big pat on the head. Thank you all so much <3
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amourrs · 8 months ago
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Hi!! I read your 10 things I hate about you musings and oh my god😫😫
upset at you for making my jaw drop, but also very glad about it
more of it.. it’s a need
Especially the mid to end bit😭😭
The guilty way Ellie would stare at you with her pink lips turned downward. The shock in her eyes that she knows you can see once she’d noticed that you’d heard the words that Jesse let slip.
She didn’t mean to-
She never meant to-
hurt you.
It was only a bet. Harmless fun. Ellie never thought she’d actually fall for you. That you were who she needed.
She actually fumbles. Has she ever fumbled like this about someone before?
She can see the tears welling up in your sparkling eyes, the ones she had made crinkle in a smile only a few short moments ago as she’d sidled up to you with a tiny little rose, offering her arm to you with a smitten grin.
That was gone.
can you tell I’m eager for a full fic🥲
HAS SHE EVER FUMBLED LIKE THIS ABOUT SOMEONE BEFORE IS SUCH AN EVIL LINE ERM? literally you collabing with me on this fic when?? your mind is just. ugh i love you so much thank you for enjoying my silly little blurb <3
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wordgirlconfessionz · 2 years ago
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#143 - Submitted by anon
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quick-drawn · 1 year ago
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my tummy hurts because i had ice cream even knowing it would hurt my tummy —
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novelconcepts · 1 year ago
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Saw your response about not writing anymore Damie at the moment :( makes total sense but know that there's an audience and we're here to support you
Let us know if you need any prompts :)
Very kind, thank you. Someday I’ll probably open up for prompts again, though I dunno for what ships.
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maochira · 1 year ago
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Me with 30+ requests again? Yes. Whoops.
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archived-junkissed · 2 years ago
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hey i’m the anon that asked about the jun + an argument, i look forward to reading it! much love <3
hi there!! i've been updating it on my wips list, it's at around 5k words currently and there's still a little ways to go so it should be a few more days + proofreading!! i've really had fun writing it so far :) thanks for the request!!
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xawkward-ariesx · 2 years ago
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Me: okay time to read all those dw fanfics I've been meaning to read
My brain: if we don't do a monotonous physical task right now I'm goING TO GO INSANE!!
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skitskatdacat63 · 11 months ago
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Aaaaahh that ask game w the dual prompts was really fun, I wish I got more of prompts 😭 every time I do an ask game I go thru three stages: 1. Omg this looks fun!!! 2. Existential dread abt not wanting to let people down by not answering them efficiently 3. Wow that was so fun!! Wish I could do more :/
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