#my husband is so pretty i swear 😍

[frootyrooties]

my handsome, charming husband 😍🥰💓 my baby Eric and I would like to wish everyone a lovely day ☺️

[spideysbruh]

Married

Can be a pt 2 to my engagement one, but it can be read on its own

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y/n hold my heart, it's beating for you anyway

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tchalamet SOON SOONY SOON SOON

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tchalamet i can't wait for you to be my WIFE

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y/n I can't wait for you to be my HUSBAND

rachelzegler so excited for you!! your dress is beautiful 🫶

y/n so is yours 🤭🫶🫶

@y/n just tweeted- only a few more days til my wedding w this guy omg😳😳😳

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@ynsbejewled replied- LMFAOOO ALSO ARE YOU GONNA SHARE SOME BTS WITH USS 🥺🥺😭😭

@y/n replied- maybe just a little bit, it's pretty intimate so 🤭

@realchalamet replied- I hate you.

@y/n liked and replied to @tchalamet- ok. we'll see if you still agree w that in a few days... at the ALTAR.... where I'll become your WIFE.

@tchalamet replied to @y/n- ... I love you baby im jk always joking never serious I could never hate you I love you forever

@ynssocks replied- PLEASEEEE

@cinemayn replied- I love how she still teases him 💀😭

@realchalamet just tweeted- GETTING MARRIED SO SOON

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@realchalamet just tweeted- HERE COMES THE BRIDE 🗣🗣

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@realchalamet just tweeted- WE'RE GETTING MARRIEDDDDD @y/n

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y/n just posted a story!

caption- bro is hella excited !!! 🤭🤭😋😍😍😍 TOMORROWWWWW

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y/n wow oh wow. I didn't think I could love you any more, and then you became my husband. my absolute favorite person in this entire universe. I love you forever and ever

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tchalamet I'm gonna cry again stop omg

y/n you're literally right next to me

tchalamet forever and everrrr 🫶

florencepugh my favourite couple ever. I love you both. what a beautiful ceremony.

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rachelzegler beautiful as always y/n!!!

y/n ily thank you my wonderful bridesmaid

tchalamet just posted two stories!

caption- my WIFE 💍

y/n just posted a story!

caption- we got rings on now 😳😳 im a wife???

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tchalamet marrying you has been the greatest joy of my life. I love you endlessly and for eternity Y/N L/N.

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florenceyn CANT BELIEVE WE RLY SAW THEIR WHOLE RELATIONSHIP PROGRESS LIKE THISWOWWW

ynlnsfluffysocks YALL LOOK SO BEAUTFUL PLEASEEE MY PARENTSSS

timmysgf oh god now we gotta hear more about her from him 🙄🙄 just waiting for that divorce now

rachelzegler get a life!

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tchalamet i second that ☝️☝️ get a fucking life 🖕

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shawnmendes congratulations 🎉🙏🏼

atreidesyn girl give it up it's been years !!

sabsyn wym??

spectacularyn they used to date 💀

sabsyn WHAT NAUR WAYYYY

spideyyn YUPPP he was lowkey terrible, he shit on her sooo much when they broke up and compared her to his ex in a few interviews 💀 he was a weirdly jealous man

sabsyn wowww wtf... looking this up omg fuck him

duneschalamet THE most beautful couple inside and out I swear

zendaya I LOVE YALL SO BADDD CONGRATS MY FAVORITE PEOPLEEE

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harrynews harry seen in italy recently with his sister @gemstyles and some friends

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harryfan0 he looks good

daddystyles i want him!

harrystylesharry why does this bitch have to look so motha-fucking-good!?!?!

zaynharry it’s not fair he gets to look this beautiful

goddesstyles harry in italy will always be superior

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ynstyles kisses 😚

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ynrry holy, shit!

ynforevs i need her in ways ive never needed anyone else before.

jtofficial girl crush 😻

kehlani i love this outfit!!!

harrystyles2ndwife i get why im in second place.

togoagain im crying at how pretty you are.

treysongz @chrisbrown you were right 🫣

chrisbrown @treysongz im saying

selenagomez love you so much, baby

yngirlssupport i cannot get enough of her! i swear!

vogue our woman crush

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harrystyles i was texting @ynstyles

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ynstyles lies! you were definitely texting nialler

niallhoran @ynstyles can’t blame a man for being in love with me, yn

harrynews i believe it, one thousand percent

lizzo 😂

harryliveontour 🙄

corbstyles dads being weird again

harrystyles @corbstyles you’re suppose to say “dads being cool, again!”

corbstyles @harrystyles uncle zayn’s cooler!!!

zayn @corbstyles tell him, kid!

louist91 @corbstyles i take offense to that kid!

olivawilde 🫣😍

ynisoverparty im so sick of her. she’s mad annoying!

ynstyles

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ynstyles im so sick of her. she’s mad annoying.

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ynforevs clocked them!

ynrry she really couldn’t care less about what his fans think of her! this is why i love her so fucking much.

rosensss best friend, slay!

ynaunt taught my girl well!

annetwist love you forever. no matter what anyone says.

goals4yn i fucking love her! she always makes his toxic fans look dumb af!

corbstyles ladies and gentlemen, my mom!

harryissingle i bet his team hates her! the way she’s messing with harry’s career in the long run. h needs to divorce her now!

ynstyles

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ynstyles you can’t out do the doer, okay? you can’t outshine the shiner baby 🤷🏽‍♀️

ynslay again, slayed!

harrynews every single time!!!

harryyn i fucking love her.

niallhoran tell them!

rebeccaaaklaus i can honestly say she’s my favorite celebrity wife that’s not famous. she doesn’t give af about what any of her husband fans think of her. she will clock them each time!!!

throwthestone queen 😌

harrystylesfineline she’s so mother for this.

[mimez-meme]

ERASERMIC HEADCANONSSS‼️

Before they were dating Mic would probably put songs on his radio show that’s like hinting to sho yk like “I don’t wanna be your friend I wanna kiss your lips” and allat whenever he knew sho would be listening🤗

They both have scars (not sh) and whenever one of them gets insecure about them the other would kiss the scars and compliment them.

aizawa is a hard person to get flustered/embarrassed but mic easily gets flustered/embarrassed and aizawa makes fun of him for that also mic is rlly the only person that get aizawa flustered

They gave eachother promise rings 😍

Aizawa only likes physical touch from mic

Mic is the flirty and teasing one in public but at home aizawa is the teasing one. (Well mic teases and flirts ether way)

Their relationship was meant to be a secret but mic couldn’t keep his mouth shut and told all might and nemuri, eventually nearly everyone knew, mic only really wanted his relationship to be public because of joke.. but it got out of hand🥰

Mic fell (inlove 🙄) first aizawa fell harder

Mic tries to teach aizawa English but it doesn’t go very well.. aizawa only knows a couple of sentences and mic basically gave up on tryna teach him and mic accidentally uses English words in sentence and if aizawa doesn’t understand he Would slap mic for no reason…

Got tattoos with each others in Initials ❤️ (mic got S.A aizawa got H.Y and the initials have hearts around them)

Mic sends cute TikTok’s to shota saying “us?” But sometimes he sends red thought or spicy TikTok’s s to shota saying “we should do this;)” or whatever… shota just sends cat TikTok’s and occasionally spicy/red thoughts TikTok’s

Obv adopted shinsou and Eri

Switches

Mic calls aizawa pet names like “darling, mi amor, baby, sweetheart” and babe. Aizawa rarely calls him pet names but when he does it’s “my pretty boy, honey, baby” and zashi (zashi is mostly used) idk💀

Defo makes out in the supply closet at school whenever they’re bored or just in the “mood” (they got caught once)

Aizawa hates mics drinking habits so he told me “whenever you feel like you want to drink, kiss me, I want this drinking habit to stop zashi, it isn’t good for you.” Beacuse he told mic that they have a make out session nearly everyday 💀 (mic still drinks but not that bad, and does aizawa regret telling mic that? No.)

Black cat bf/husband, golden retriever bf/husband

Mic forgets to eat and drink sometimes cuz of his adhd and so does aizawa (aizawa doesn’t have adhd tho) they both have to remind eachother, sometimes they even forget to remind eachother..👍

Mic likes doing aizawas hair time to time and aizawa finds it cute:3

Mic likes watching/listening murder documentaries and aizawa finds it creepy.. but sometimes he finds them interesting 🤗

They have 2 cats and 2 parrots (not a very good combo Ik..) and mic taught the parrots all the swear words and aizawa is well.. not very happy about that.

Mic is the scary one in the relationship but aizawa is a the one mostly in control, yk?

The both tend to overwork but mostly hizashi overworks beacuse my man has 3 jobs so hizashi is actually the most tired in the relationship and aizawa always try’s to get him to sleep mic also makes sure aizawa gets sleep

They go on vacation to America sometimes 🤗 I like to believe hizashi has some family there

Both have eachother merchandise

Hizashi’s love language is gift giving and physical touch, aizawas is words of affirmation and acts of service.. (both do quality time)

Aizawa is the dad of class 1A mic is the mum

Mic owns a TikTok acc and forces aizawa to film with him sometimes (the acc kinda just became a family acc eventually)

They both find it oddly attractive when the other swears or when the other is mad/srs

Mic wrote songs for aizawa, aizawa pretends to fine it cringe but he finds it cute and loves it (mic knows that)

Despite being an English teacher mic hates reading cuz of his adhd, like my man can’t focus, aizawa likes reading and keeps trying to get mic to read (never works)

They both planned to purpose at the same time without knowing , hizashi just beat him to it, it went a little like this “shota aizawa will you marry me?” Aizawa laughs and starts cryihg from happiness’s and laughter “ofc I will zashi! But want to know something?” Mic nodded.. “I was literally ganna purpose to you aswell” they both have a laugh about it time to time

Mic can’t bake for the life of him but he can cook, aizawa can bake but can barely Cook he only knows like 3-4 things

Once hizashi got them kicked out a fucking neighbourhood for being to loud, they had to get a whole ass soundproof house after if they even exist.. I mean it’s the mha word soo🤪 a soundproof house is. Also go for other reasons! (😏) LMAO

Mic: even more dirty minded aizawa: dirty minded

Before dating they were both madly in denial but mic was like “we should like.. make out, AS FRIENDS..” and then do a nervous chuckle, aizawa would just be like “alr”

Hizashi finds it hot when people know how to play the drums, aizawa can’t play the drums but tried to learn for hizashi, hizashi didn’t know but once walked in on him tryna learn and said “sho, what are you doing?”

Shota responded with “tryna be hot.” Mic laughed “you’re already hot, just because I like something doesn’t mean you have to live up to that something nor like it aswell, I wouldn’t be dating you if you weren’t my type, I love you.” Aizawa smiled “I love you to zashi.. I didn’t even learn anything anyway, the drums are useless..” (this happened when they were young, like 15-16?)

Like I said in one of the mic headcannons slide shows, I believe hizashi would be decent at drawing, but he specifically learnt how to draw cats for aizawa, every anniversary hizashi would draw a cat with cute cat puns/pick up lines like uh “if I was a cat I would spend my 9 lives with you :3” and ofc he would give aizawa a gift aswell, like flowers ect and go out. Aizawa loves when hizashi does this tho sometimes he finds some of the pick up lines/puns cringe, it still cute, And aizawa for anniversary’s He would do anything hizashi wants, occasionally surprise him, he would always get hizashi something cute tho :3

Aizawa got tired of hizashi coming home looking beaten because he can’t fight (like close combat) so aizawa decided to teach hizashi some fighting skills,and they have fights every now and then. Hizashi is now decent at fighting and can do some basic self defence, hizashi had a bit of a plus tho beacuse he’s more flexible then aizawa.

The family (shinsou, eri and obv erasermic) all play Minecraft together and mic made their whole entire family home along with the cats.

Sorry that it’s so long! But thanks for reading😋

[jahayla-parker]

📱SMAUs: The 2 request limit for this applies to 2 of the same character (in other words, you can send in more than 2 SMAU requests so long as it’s a max of 2 per character) this can include fictional and nonfictional characters. Please include any side characters, events/details, or other information surrounding the SMAU request. If you want it to be with a specific type of reader, please be specific. You’ll get a SMAU fic with at least two posts from the reader and 2 from the character chosen.

okay what about freddy x wife!reader where she is also a part of the cast and they are always couple goals and everyone loves them together <3

Behind the Scenes Love : Freddy Carter x Reader

Freddy Carter x wife!reader , Freddy Carter x co-star!reader

Descr: SMAU, Reader is Freddy’s wife and part of the SaB cast and their coworkers love their relationship

Warnings: relationships dynamics including but possibly not limited to; kissing, flirting, etc.

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yourusername: Did someone say Season 2? 🖤

📸: @/freddycarter1

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freddcarter1: did someone say gorgeous? 😍

yourusername: stooppp I love you 🥹

shadowandbone: we can’t wait!

lbardugo: I’m so glad you are the one to take on this role! Couldn’t have picked a better person for the new (to the fans) character! 🖤

yourusername: I’m so honored! Thank you xxx 🤗

benbarnes: pleased to have you back😉

archierenaux3: blood relation doesn’t mean anything 😉😉

yourusername: @/benbarnes @/archierenaux3 hmm 👀🤔

sab_uk4ever: what does this mean?! Is she playing a character who will be The Darkling’s relative like Mal?!

amitasuman_: the fact Freddy was laying on the wet ground to take this photo 🤣 you two are too cute I swear 🥰

yourusername: isn’t he simply the best? 🥰

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freddycarter1: Black is the new black

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yourusername: not sure how to feel about my real life relative and on screen relative bonding….? Kidding, ily both 🖤🎩

benbarnes: please, we all saw the way you were drooling over your husband’s smile 😌

amitasuman_: drooling is a bit of an exaggeration, but she surely is smitten ☺️

yourusername: am I supposed to be ashamed of that? 🤨

freddycarter1: haha 😘 @/yourusername

lbardugo: rulers of their respective domains 🖤

sab_bts_: I’m dying! This iissss saur cute! 🙌

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yourusername: Loving this cozy costume 🖤

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freddycarter1: You do look pretty cozy, and cute 😉 xx

yourusername: you’re welcome to come cuddle between scenes/takes ☺️

benbarnes: My cloak is much more intricate

freddycarter1: Yet she still manages to outshine you 😏

benbarnes: If it wasn’t for the fact that I know I’ll always be a step lower than y/n in your eyes, I’d feel betrayed, xxxx

lbardugo: definitely looks super soft! Is it fuzzy?

yourusername: It’s velvety on the outside! 🖤

ycn_sab: You are seriously like the prettiest cast member!

freddycarter1: Isn’t she? 🥰

calahan.skogman: New goal: get yourself someone who hypes you up in comments on your own post

yourusername: accomplished via @/freddycarter1🥹❤️ & I will say it’s a great feeling

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freddycarter1: Had an ace of a time getting to shoot scenes with the incredibly talented @/yourusername on set today 🎥

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yourusername: Had the best time seeing you behind the camera today love 😘

amitasuman_: We could tell xxx

benbarnes: And I thought the most precious thing was watching Freddy break character in y/n’s presence, but the roles being reversed was just as heartwarming 🙌

lbardugo: honored to have the Carter family on our cast and crew team 🖤

cartersonsab: 🥹 OTP!

archierenaux3: The smiles on both of your faces was too much ☺️

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benbarnes: BTS with my favorite couple 📸

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yourusername: Ben 🤣 why are you sneaking photos of Freddy and I? Lmao

freddycarter1: at least we look good 🤷🏻‍♂️

yourusername: we always look good together 😘

benbarnes: this, this ^^^ is why ❤️

lbardugo: Real life power couple 🖤

archierenaux3: You snuck a photo and this is the best you could do? 🙄

benbarnes: It’s not a contest mate haha

carterfamilyuk: I love them sm 🥲

amitasuman_: this is very cute!

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archierenaux3: a much better photo of our cheesin’ cast mates ❤️

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yourusername: lol oh my gosh, is this a thing now?

freddycarter1: mate 😂 were you in the bushes to get this shot?

archierenaux3: no comment

freddycarter1: creep

benbarnes: 😂

amitasuman_: If you divs make them stop being so cute on set, I’m coming for you both @/archierenaux3 @/benbarnes

freddycarter1: Nothing could keep me from enjoying being on set with my darling wife 🤷🏻‍♂️

yourusername: @/freddycarter1 ilysm ❤️

freddycarter1: @/yourusername love you too darling, always; even if it means we have our own version of paparazzi now 😂 xx

calahan.skogman: this trend is almost as cute as the couple themselves 🤗

crowsandshadows: I’m all for this trend!!!

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jessie_mei_li: night out with the cast meant I got to spend time with these two, couple goals much? I think yes! 🥰

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freddycarter1: smh, can’t go anywhere these days without having your picture taken, love that 🙄

yourusername: as impressive as that level of sarcasm was dear, you realize how hypocritical you sound? 🤣

freddycarter1: Way to call me out 😒 but I can’t help it, I’ll never have enough pictures of you 😘

yourusername: I meant taking you taking photos of ✨ us✨ cutie ❤️

freddycarter1: My statement applies to both situations ☺️ xxx

benbarnes: absolutely couple goals! Couldn’t agree more

yncarterforever: living for this cast trend rn 🙌

amitasuman_: this is so comfortingly aesthetic 🥰

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amitasuman_: Since he taught me how to use my film camera, it’s only right that I share my version of this fabulous couple brought to you by said camera

@/freddycarter1 @/yourusername love you both sm

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yourusername: Amita, I love you ❤️ I so didn’t see you participating in this trend lol

amitasuman_: I had to, you two are too perfect!

yourusername: we are pretty perfect together 🥰

benbarnes: Alright, alright, I lost at my own game, I get it 😂

freddyandyn: sobbing, get you someone who looks at you the way these two look at each other 🥹

freddycarter1: damn, we look good 😘 @/yourusername

yourusername: You always look good sweetheart 😍🙌

freddycarter1: * we

lbardugo: wow, we have such a multi-talented cast! This is a great photo 🖤

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freddycarter1: Mine, xoxo ❤️

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archierenaux3: not Freddy himself participating in this contest 😂👌

benbarnes: This isn’t fair, surely you have an unlimited amount of options to choose from

freddycarter1: Of course I do, have you seen her? How could I not take photos with her? 😍

yourusername: stoppp 🥹❤️

lbardugo: 🖤

calahan.skogman: I can feel the joy in this photo xx

amitasuman_: even away from us lot you two are couple goals ❣️

yourusername: and you’re mine 😉❤️

freddycarter1: proudly, xxx😘

shadowandbone: family 🖤

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yourusername: Love: My Version ❤️

📸 by my effortlessly talented and humorous husband, AKA @/freddycarter1 xoxoxo 💋

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benbarnes: Okay I think we can all agree y/n won this one

archierenaux3: the real winners are @/freddycarter1 and @/yourusername

amitasuman_: life’s true winners and the ultimate couple goals for sure ❣️

freddycarter1: Are you taken? 🥵

yourusername: happily so 😘

shadowsbonescrows: SOBBING HYSTERICALLY

tommyae: didn’t expect a photo of my little brother and my sister-in-law to make me miss my girlfriend so much, leave it up to you two to be such a prime example of pure love ❤️

freddycarter1: you’re so pretty 😍

yourusername: stop flirting over Instagram and come kiss me again 💋

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Headcanons for my One Piece hotties: Drunk texts they send to their S/O

Kizaru✨

Kizaru: baby, when I get home I want kisses and to love with all my very essence! You are the best thing that ever happened to me and the shining light in my life. I don’t know where I’d be with you and I appreciate everything you to do for me!😍😍😍

S/O: are you drunk?

Kizaru: 🤔 how’d you know?

S/O: ⬆️⬆️⬆️

Akainu🌋

Akainu: I’m amgry

S/O: You’re supposed to be having fun with your friends, babe

Akainu: Kizaru is dancing on a pole and Aokiji is throwing money at him. I’m too pure for this.

S/O: babe, take a video! Right now

Akainu: I can’t…I’m laying on the floor and looking at the stars…they remind me of you when you’re all happy and cute

S/O: BABE! VIDEO PLEASE!?

Ryokugyu 🌱

Ryokugyu: if this was my last night alive, I would spend it cuddled up to you and not my plants I promise

S/O: omg, are you drunk!? Where are you?

Ryokugyu: oh man, one thing I was in a pub with the guys…next thing I know is I was sitting on a bridge with a bottle in my hand..and someone’s walking stick…I think I beat someone up or won this walking stick in a drinking game…either way…your man is a winner 🥇

S/O: omg share your fucking location!? I’m calling Kizaru rn!

Sir Crocodile 🐊

Crocodile: grrrr I’m a crocodile, I bite *nom nom*

S/O: …what in the actual hell? Did someone steal this phone? Also he can’t text with one hand so it’s definitely stolen

Crocodile: I’m using the voice to text thingy…if I was a real crocodile would you love me?

S/O: fuck no, that’s weird

Crocodile: What! This is why I’d eat you if I was a real crocodile

S/O: pretty sure you eat me regardless of being a crocodile or not 😏

Crocodile: wait…was that a dirty comeback? Daddy’s coming home

Doflamingo Donquixote 🦩

Doffy: I’ve decided

S/O: on what? And where are you btw?

Doffy: you are the chosen one! And you shall bear my heir!

S/O: deal

Doffy: 😭😭😭 really baby, you’re gonna have my babies?! Omg I’m gonna be a mom

Doffy: I mean a dad

Doffy: I can’t stop crying

Doffy: halp me

Benn Beckman 🔫

Benn: I think my aim is better when I’m drunk, want to see?

S/O: that’s not a good idea, come home rn

Benn: babe, you were right…I accidentally shot Shanks while we were drinking and we have to go to the hospital

Benn: I’m a supportive husband

Benn: I meant first mate! Not husband!

Benn: babe, don’t be mad! I didn’t mean it like that…I panicked and texted…also the cops are here

Benn: bail me out of jail, please

Katakuri Charlotte 🍡

Katakuri: babe, someone put something in my drink…I swear I just had one and now…I’m all shakey and shit

S/O: oh no! Love, just drink some water. I’m on my way

Katakuri: nah, I’m gonna find my brothers and kick their asses first

Katakuri: I found them and threw them into the river nearby lol

Katakuri: ah shit, I forgot they can’t swim…I have to go save them brb

Katakuri: omg, Y/N, it’s Smoothie, we had to fish big bro out of the water…come to the hospital asap

Killer🔪

Killer: I think I’m gonna stop wearing my mask and just embrace myself

S/O: baby, did you have too much liquid courage?

Killer: babe, someone said I looked like a Barbie so I beat him up

Killer: so apparently there’s a guy Barbie called Ken and he thought I looked like that…I thought he said I looked like a girl

Killer: okay I felt bad so I sang I’m a Barbie girl for karaoke for him…he’s a fan I guess..also I don’t want him to have me arrested

Killer: omg babe he’s a marine, I’m fucked …call Kidd…I need help

Kaido🐉

Kaido: 👁️ ❤️🫵

S/O: you discovered emojis, love?

Kaido: 🙈

S/O: everything alright?

Kaido: need booze…send help

King👑

King: would you love me if I was a worm?

S/O: omg what is this shit?

King: answer the question, Y/N

S/O: yes, I would

King: I had a bet with Queen that you would said no…I have to drink 5 bottles of tequila.

S/O: oh no…are you okay?

King: babe, I started breathing fire?! Did you know I could do that! I also fell over and can’t get up…everyone else is on the floor too…I feel so old rn

King: well at least I know you’d love me as a worm

King: also I lost my mask so I’m the one of the floor with the bag on my head

King: Queen drew a grumpy face on it so you know it’s me…it has a crown too

Queen👑

Queen: zoom zoom zoom zoom

S/O: getting lit, baby?

Queen: you know it, I think I can stage dive this time

S/O: omg no babe! That’s not a good idea!

Queen: babe, I did it…and I’m in the hospital now… hurt my back…but I saved my beer babe! I’m awesome!

[savepc2023]

WHO GOT YOINKED BY BIRB BOY. WHOM WAS IT??? How is their relationship with the Great Hawk? 😃😃😃😃

It was ........Angel lmao💀😭😭😭 i was playing around with their save file and studying the writing in dol for a future post i wanted to make and then i was like. Fuck it we go ball and then i went and got them a husband💀😭😭

Not sure if if i want this to be a strictly game thing or like incorporate it into her story but like. ...let's say they do get kidnapped by the great hawk...

Angel(they/he/she)

It's uh ......awkward tbh💀💀💀 Angel is fully prepared to pluck some feathers when Great Hawk sets them down but then he's like. "Hey man this is ur home now, I'll go get some food for you. Also ur my spouse now lmaoooo" and they just (._.)

Because this surely did trigger smth within them (thanks to Kylar babe😍😵😘), and they had pure rage in her eyes for like the first few minutes before they were confused by GH's behaviour🚹

Bc as much as he wants to wring his neck and choke him to death for kidnapping her, they also have a tendency to like. Really really judge someone before throwing hands. Doesn't want to feel guilty after yk.

So after GH goes out to fetch food, Angel's scouring the place for stuff to defend themself with. And then GH comes back and just treats them with utmost respect and kindness and angel's just "huh."

So yeah. They spend their time with him, gently explaining that she is NOT his wife or husband no thank you, i have partners already. They were pretty much on board with skipping school and not having to deal with Bailey but they really quickly realised that they miss their friends and partners so they just start pleading GH to let her go🚹🚹

"bro please please i swear dude i won't forget about you like. I'll love you forever man please bro I'll BUILD A SHRINE FOR YOU DUDE PLEASE"

Uh. Yes. They occasionally do visit Great Hawk but they're definitely not overnight stays. Some part of them wants to introduce him to Robin and Sydney but she's also afraid they'll start preferring the bird man over them so they just. Don't🚹

They do tell about him to the others though, considering they've been away for so long and all.

While living with him they only take baths while he's away for food, no one gets to see the goods honey

They scolded GH the first time he got them a lurker and almost cried when they saw how disappointed he got🚹🚹🚹 He got them one the second time too...Angel was so hungry by the time he went out again that they werent as against eating a lurker but nah he just pop in with regular human food so that's good 👍

All in all it's more of a comedy than anything😩😭

[dreamwritesimagines]

Hi! I was along for the ride every update on every Sunday for gos so I just went back and re-read it all together and I just wanna point out one underrated moment that I found that I love. So we been knew that Clover loves Lottie with everything she has (literally at the beginning I thought Clover was in love with her for a hot minute) but in chapter 25 when they’re at the dinner with Lottie’s family after her and Anthony announce they’re courting and Benedict is (~~kinda~~) making it about himself (I mean this with no hate, homeboy was going through it) and Clover steps in and sort of calls him out for being ridiculous — cause the last thing my girl is gonna do is let someone outshine Lottie. But after when her and Benedict were home and she tells him that he BETTER make sure to tell Lottie that he really is happy for her cause NO ONE disrespects her bff and no one makes her feel bad for living her truth, even her own husband, really got me and you could see the love Clover has for Lottie and I just think it’s so beautiful and an underrated moment 💕💕

OMG DARLIIIING! ❤️

First of all, you're amazing! ❤️ I love it when I notice like, different things when I read a story for the second time and I LOVE HEARING THEM EVEN MORE🥰

Lolll I can totally see that, she was much warmer with Lottie than she was with Benedict at first 😂 She was totally okay with hanging out with Lottie meanwhile Benedict was still trying to get her attention like a hyper puppy 😂

Omg that sceneee! That scene yes! 😍

Clover is incredibly protective of Lottie and her happiness I think! ❤️She knew Benedict was deep down happy for her and Anthony, but she wasn't so sure if Lottie knew that 😁

And also like, considering that it happened on chapter 25 makes it even funnier because by that chapter, Clover was pretty much in love with Benedict😂 She even told him about her family and such! ❤️And even though she was in love with him, she still went "Benedict, you're not going to upset my best friend even accidentally, or I swear to God..." 😂

Thank you so much for this! 🥰😍❤️

[rogerswifesblog]

Hi! We did it!😍

500 people omg! Thank you, thank you, thank you! i'm kinda blown away by this, thank you!

Especially big thanks to @sstan-hoe who brought me into all this, tumblr and writing I mean. 💗

And thank you @jamneuromain and @jaqui-has-a-conspiracy-theory for being such amazing people💗💗💗 I’m happy to have you.

Here’s a little special for y’all<3

I present to you, the…I don’t have a name for that. Prompt-request-special?😂

You can request till 01.01 (I’ll make it longer if many people will take part in it:))

I know I still have many old requests to write, but I’ll put them aside for now and concentrate on the special (sorry for everyone who requested something! It’ll have to wait a bit longer:) )

You’ll find everything under the tag Veras 500 follower special

Special how to;

Rules to request something:

You have to follow me, that’s all<3 ( new followers are welcome)

How to request:

Send me the prompt in my inbox with all information needed;

What character ( Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan characters, but also any other marvel characters are welcome:))

For smut;

-> if dark, con, non-con or dub-con,

-> sub/dom!character or sub/dom!reader

-> I’m open to write interactions between more than two people

-> any specific kinks? Let me know!;)

4. For angst/fluff/comfort:

-> which one of these is it? Or a combination of some of them? [ example angst + fluff, all three? Just angst or fluff? Etc ]

-> happy ending or not?

I think that’s all I needed to say!:)

Have fun looking through the prompts!

And once again, thank you. You’re incredible.

Prompts:

Smut prompts:

„No panties? What a filthy girl.“

“Please baby, I know you can do it. You can give me another one, can’t you baby? For me, please?”

„You wanted it that way“🐆

“Stop being a cry baby, your pussy’s weeping just fine” 🐆

“Did I give you permission to do that?”

“You look so beautiful when you come”

“Don’t stop”

“Sweetheart, tears don’t work on me. You can cry as much as you want.”

“I know you can do it. give me another one. Just one more.” 🐆

“Stretching this pretty little hole, splitting you open.”

“Where’re you going? I’m not done with you yet”

“Sweetheart I can’t pull out, with your legs around me. You want me to fill you?”

“Fucking take what you deserve”

“You’ll let me fill you up?” 🦩

“Mmm, just as good as I thought”

“You’re so pretty when you sleep”

“Come on, show mommy/daddy how much you want it”

“Mmm, yes…Mommy/daddy likes it when you beg”

“Don’t hide that cute face from me. I wanna see all of you…look at me. Show me those pretty eyes”

„Fine, but you won’t like the consequences.“🐆

“Aw, it hurts? too bad. You’re gonna keep taking it as long as I want you to.“

“Do you really think you can escape me?”

“Run.”

“Come here, take a seat.”

“Come on, sweet boy, fill me up”🦩

„My eyes are up here“

“Shh it’s okay, just go back to sleep”

“Keep talking shit and i’ll have to gag that mouth of yours.”

“So good for us, letting us stuff you full”

“Such a brat. You sure you wanna tempt me?”

„good girl—that’s a good fucking girl.”

“Stuff me full with your cum”🦩

“Baby, i could do this all day.���

“What would your husband/wife say if he/she saw you like this, huh?”

“That’s what you like, huh? Having your holes stuffed?”

„Go on. Take the call. Talk to your sweet wife/husband while daddy/mommy fucks you“

“God, you’re so sweet, my babyboy/babygirl”

„I swear I can’t get enough of you.“

“I know you can do better”

“You look so pretty like this.”

“shh, be quiet, you don’t want the others to hear, do you?”

“You like it when i fuck you like this? yeah you do.”

“Don’t be shy now, sit on my face.”

Angst/fluff/comfort prompts:

↑ Let me know what it is ↑

„Come here, let me hug it away“

“I’m here. I’ve got you.”

“Say it again, please”

“I need a hug”

“God I love you so much” (“you do what?”)

“Don’t worry, they’ll love you”

“You’re baking cookies for me?”

„I think I want to marry you“

„You’re so beautiful, do you know that?“

„You make me so happy.“

“Who did this to you?”

„Let me help you. Please.“

„What are you talking about? I’ll never leave you“

„do you really mean it?”

„Don’t go, please, don’t go“

“Oh Baby what did you do?”

“How could you?”

„Please don’t leave me“

„I think you just need a hug.“

„Tell me what happened“

“I thought you don’t like cuddles?” ( bonus: “it’s not cuddling, it’s a hug. There’s a difference.” ) 🐆

“Don’t fucking touch me”

“I don’t deserve you”

“Please, let me go”

“Why haven’t you been eating?”

“I can’t do this anymore”

“For how long?”

“Oh god-it’s-it’s you-you’re my-“ 🦩

“Don’t close your eyes-stay with me”

“When was the last time you ate?”

“No, no, no-you’ll be okay, you hear me? You’ll be okay.”

“Help me”

“What can I do to be enough for you?”

„I’m just…so tired…“ (bonus: „it’s okay, you can go to sleep now. I’m here.“)

“Sweetheart what are you doing in there?”

“I don’t think I can forgive you”

„It doesn’t hurt anymore….that’s not good, right?“

“Do you hate me?”

“Tell me the truth”

„You lied to me….You knew I wouldn’t do it otherwise…“

„I don’t believe you.“

„You disgust me“

„Please, don’t-don’t do it“

„You? Of all people-why you?“

„I can’t even look at you.“

„just-Just fucking Go! Go! I don’t want to see you again!“

„Don’t worry, darling, we‘ll take care of you.“

„If you leave now, you don’t have to come back at all“

“Don’t-just….just don’t”

„It’s okay-I’m-I’m okay.“

„I’m in the arm of my first love…there’s not a better way to go.“

“Goodbye.”

[muddyorbsblr]

❣️Once you get this you have to say one nice thing about 3 of your favorite authors! Share the love around! ❣️

omg wait no i can't just do three are you kidding me-- i'm absolutely doing more

in no particular order…

@lokisgoodgirl -- the way you write Loki thirst and Loki smut always completely blows me away. whether it be in the CF or the HF series or your oneshots, the way you describe him is so vividly picturesque that it's dangerous for me and my imagination to be reading it outside. i mean for real, i read the CF chapter where he reveals that the mango had an enchantment to be smaller while i was outside a badminton court and i was really struggling to not scream or have a whole whorish breakdown in front of the receptionist or else i might get banned from the place 🥴✌️

@sarahscribbles -- bestie we gotta talk about what you put in your stories because i am honestly addicted to them 🫠 i remember straight up feeling butterflies when i first read Moments of Magic and then i jumped into 14 Hours to Capetown straight after and i immediately decided while i was curled up on my couch that i shouldn't read your smuts in public because i will need Edna Mode to slap me with newspaper and yell at me to pull myself together

@mochie85 -- i can still vividly remember reading the first few chapters of Creature Comforts while i was on a road trip and i had to put my hand over my mouth because i was all out squeeing over how cute and attentive Loki was 🥹🥹 and i know you don't always write smut but when you do goddamn it has me sweating and melting into my seat. like Pheromones?? The Chase?? Narratives?? and Girl in the Mirror omfg that one had me going "thank fuck i'm bi" 🥵😮‍💨

@fictive-sl0th/@ladycamillewrites -- there's something undeniably poetic in the way you set the scene in your stories that completely immerses me in its world while i'm reading it and i love it so much 😍😍 and then you decide to hit so hard with the smut that i have to stare at the wall for a few minutes composing myself before i can rejoin civilization. honestly i love it so much please never stop 💖

@cake-writes -- friend you have no idea the scream i scrempt when i realized you wrote Wildflower. that was the first incest fic i read and i was still in my lurker era back then so i said nothing but i am so addicted to it and i will happily wait in my little corner waiting for the next chapter because as the wise ones always say: perfection takes time. and recently i just read the first part of The Seven Year Itch and lemme just tell you i'm ready for you to completely rip my heart out going down the amnesia route. also just the premise of her losing her memory while she was getting dicked down by her husband?? inspired. 🥵👏👏

@give-me-a-moose -- Cas omg i still remember how giddy i was when you sent over the link to The Pleasure of Which We're Already Accused 😩💖 and then i completely had a fangirl moment when i realized you also wrote By Hook or By Crook because Want and Wanting is one of my absolute favorite besties to lovers fics out there 🥹

i'm pretty sure that my tiny brain has forgotten a lot of other writers and there's so many of you that i intend to work my way through. there's a literal physical list of stories i'm yet to read and trust me i will get through them…it's just gonna take some time. but it will happen, i swear 🥺✌️

[againstacecilia]

I posted 2,462 times in 2022

That's 2,123 more posts than 2021!

239 posts created (10%)

2,223 posts reblogged (90%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@againstacecilia

@princessxkenobi

@sengawolf

@huffle-pissed

@phoenixhalliwell

I tagged 1,333 of my posts in 2022

Only 46% of my posts had no tags

#star wars - 334 posts

#do as dreamers queue - 264 posts

#din djarin - 253 posts

#best mutuals - 200 posts

#the mandalorian - 195 posts

#talented mutuals - 179 posts

#star wars fanfiction - 159 posts

#din djarin x reader - 152 posts

#din djarin fanfiction - 119 posts

#din djarin x you - 115 posts

Longest Tag: 91 characters

#just waiting for the everybody lives au's where this boy gets the love and care he deserved

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Nightmares

Alrighty, #BlurbTuesday coming in just under the wire! Since I wasn't able to write anything this week (it's been a BUSY one, y'all) you get a sneak preview into a series I'm writing! This may or may not be exactly how it turns out later, but I thought I'd use this moment since I'm pretty proud of it. Stretching those dialogue muscles!

Warnings: reader has a nightmare, helmet is off for a second, emotions lol. This doesn't really need a rating but, as always, the whole blog is 18+ ONLY. Love y'all. 💖

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256 notes - Posted August 30, 2022

#4

How do I tell my husband I want to watch Triple Frontier but not for the plot?

Do I lie and just call these men "the plot"?

Might have to.

297 notes - Posted March 1, 2022

#3

Hands

Pairing: Din Djarin x Fem!Reader

Word Count: 2.9k

Rating: Explicit, 18+ ONLY (Minors DNI)

Excerpt: "You’d thought about the Mandalorian in that way a couple of times. In the quiet of hyperspace or dark nights on deserted moons, the idea of… Propositioning whatever man laid beneath the beskar seemed like an okay idea. But once the stars stopped blurring through the windshield or the sun rose on your camp, those thoughts evaporated like morning dew and you were left with a hollow feeling—more than a little lonely."

Warnings: When I say 18+, I mean 18+. Unprotected sex (wrap it up, folx!), language, fingering, blow job, cursing, light choking, hair pulling, pretty unedited, just plan on a cold shower afterwards and probs don't read on the work wifi.

Summary: Mando's gone, the kids asleep, and you're bored. And maybe feeling some other things, but you've never had a problem taking care of those things on your own. And just when you start thinking it'd be more fun if someone else was helping you out...

A/N: SMUT. I mean, ahem, smut. It's all smut. Maybe a little fluff but 98% smut. Today is Pornhub's 15th anniversary (don't ask, shut up) and the 45th anniversary of the beginning of Star Wars so I put it all together as an excuse to get SPICY. 😂 Thank you so much to @creatively-analytical and @peetiespetals for beta-reading and giving me feedback, love you both SO MUCH. 💖 As always, love you all. Come say hi and let me know what you'd like to see!

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372 notes - Posted May 25, 2022

#2

Hold Me

Back with another late night Blurb Tuesday. I've been really feeling like ass the last few days so have some self-indulgent comfort from our favorite Metal Man. 💖

No real warnings here, reader is sick and Din comforts her. Calls her "sweet girl" and there's mention of brushing back hair but not a lot of description past that.

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485 notes - Posted September 6, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I wish you'd write a fic where...

Either Din or Poe pretends to the readers fake boyfriend at a bar/crowded place. To get rid of unwanted attention, they swear. That's the only reason.

😉

Oh well twist my arm. 😍

Pairing: Din Djarin x fem!Reader

Word Count: 2.3k

Rating: T, I think, but the whole blog is 18+ NO EXCEPTIONS

Excerpt: "Without saying anything you leap into the thick of the rabble, knowing Mando would follow you. The last months of working together had built an understanding between the two of you. You move, he moves. He jumps, you follow. Like your favorite book, you knew exactly what was going to happen when Mando went out into the world and he could rely on that consistency from you as well, all without either of you having to utter a word."

Warnings: Canon typical violence, a grabby guy at a bar, some unspoken feelings, mentions of alcohol, just a hint of angst.

Summary: Hunting with Mando is a great time, but why do people keep trying to hide in bars?

A/N: This lil fic was requested by @creatively-analytical and is also 1000% dedicated to you, my love! I figured your birthday was as good a time as any to answer this! Here's a little protective!Din fic, dedicated to you. I'm SO HAPPY you exist and I'm so thankful our paths crossed. LOVEYOUSOMUCHHAPPYBIRTHDAY

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760 notes - Posted May 17, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[folklorebae]

𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦 𝐀𝐔 - 𝐑𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫'𝐬 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 (𝐂𝐨𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚 𝐄𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧)

𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟏 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟐 <– you could check them out if you want

Cast(s): Rockstar!Eren & Model!Reader

Cw: Swearing, reader using she/her pronouns

A/n: This is not part 3 actually. I'm just bored and Coachella week 2 is coming. So I decided to make this lol. Also, girls in pics/video are for references only!

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ynln.jpg Y/N at LAX last night!

OMG GUYS I THINK SHE'LL ATTEND COACHELLA WEEK 2

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ynspradabag THE QUEEN HAS ARRIVED Y'ALL!! I MISS HER SM

ynfan12 OMG YES YES YES

erenfan10 MANIFESTING WE'LL GET EREYN CONTENT

Eren via Instagram Story

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yourinstagram Guess who's in cali rn😈

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erenfan11 GODD WHY ARE YOU SO PRETTY😭😭😭

ynln.editx STEP ON ME OMFG😭😭🛐🛐

erenjaeger Do not miss my performance again or I'm breaking up with you🤬

↳yourinstagram Bitch, I was on the other side of the world. What do you expect?😒👎

↳carlajaeger Eren! Don't be rude to her

↳yourinstagram Carlaaa ilysm! It's okay, he apologized😊

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yourinstagram Coachella Week 2 🎡

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ereynpost gorgeous, gorgeous girl attends coachella to support her boyfriend<3

ynfan14 Our girlfriend is the prettiest😍 @erenjaeger

↳erenjaeger I'm sorry?? OUR?? OUR GIRLFRIEND?? SHE'S MINE, NOT OURS.

ynfan13 AHH I'M SO EXCITED! I HOPE I COULD MEET YOU!!

imaanhammam Omg I can't come today☹ Will you be there tomorrow??

↳yourinstagram Of course! I would never miss my husband (@harrystyles) performance😌

↳erenjaeger I hate you🙂

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paradisofficial Connie Springer. Backstage pre show. #CoachellaWeek2

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paradisfan5 Is it bad that I knew who this was before I read the caption?

paradisupdate We have been blessed😀

paradisfan6 Okay, but look at Connie's nails😍

hange.zoe HAHAHAHA WHO TOOK THIS PICTURE?!?!?

↳yourinstagram @jeankirschtein obviously, who else?

↳jeankirschtein EXCUSE ME?? Go ask your man🤨

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ereynpost Y/N AND CARLA WATCHING PARADIS' SET TOGETHER AT COACHELLA!!

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allaboutyn TWO PRETTY WOMEN<33

erenfan12 EREN & Y/N WEDDING, WHEN?

ynfan15 THEY LOOK SO CLOSE LIKE REAL DAUGHTER AND MOTHER😭😭😭

↳erenfan13 Ikr, she's so clingy. I love it🥺❤

ynfan13 I MET HER OMG! SHE WAS SUPER SWEET! SHE EVEN OFFERED ME HER FRENCH FRIES

↳ynfan16 FR?!? YOU'RE SO LUCKY😭

paradisheart Babe, have you seen @overheardla post? Idk if its real or not, but it's funny😭

↳ereynpost I just saw that! Carla really said "I don't understand paradis music. But I need to support them though."😭

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ereyn.daily EREN AND Y/N WERE SPOTTED TOGETHER AT COACHELLA'S BACKSTAGE!

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erenfan14 Carla seeing this👁👄👁

ynfan17 Man kisses like he just got out from prison

↳ynfan18 STOPGSDFCD☠

erenfan15 Jealous but they are the hottest ppl on earth so

ynfan19 I wanna join

erenfan16 Backstage? Why would a crew took this picture of them?

↳ereyn.daily No it was a fan who took this pic. People who have "artist pass" are allowed to be in backstage or around the artist's van!

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carlajaeger Had the best day with my favorite Jaeger❤

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yourinstagram AHHH I LOVE YOU! CAN'T WAIT FOR TOMORROW<33

↳carlajaeger I love you too sweetheart😊❤

ynfan20 FAVORITE JAEGER??? WAIT, Y/N WAS THE ONE CARLA SPENT THE WHOLE DAY WITH! IS Y/N A JAEGER NOW?!?!?

↳erenfan17 NO WAY OMG! THEY'RE MARRIED?!?!?

ynfan21 Damn, today's international heartbreak day😭💔

erenfan18 Alexa, play that should be me by Justin Bieber

ynfan22 Wait, wtf is going on? My brain can't process this😀

erenjaeger Mom... why you didn't tag me?? I was in the picture too

↳yourinstagram 😛😛😛

[emjiroki]

alpha enji who let you snuggle into his chest and pull you close with his big arms, holding and hugging you close. (forget personal space, because this man would rub his scent all over you) apparently he thinks his mark is not enough if he can (he most def would) ripped out the eyes of any anyone alpha who dared to look your way well that took a turn alpha enji who will always pet your head softly as you snuggle into this man's big chest alpha enji who will pull you ontop of his lap despite having a lot of other places to sit (heck the couch's pretty huge and long but nope down on your alpha's lap you go) this way he can nuzzle into your neck, taking in your scent and admire his mark and his kiss marks on your skin, have his hands on your waist which will surely not stay still and will slide into the shirt you're wearing or rather his shirt you're wearing (after all he loves having his scent on you) alpha enji who will growl softly against your ear when you try to make yourself comfortable on his lap but accidentally rub back against his crotch alpha enji who will make you face him after tossing aside a particular useless fabric according to him which is your panties, tease you with his thigh until he try to make you ride him alpha enji who will lean back the couch to watch you, his cute omega, struggle mounting him but keep his hold onto your hips making sure you don't fall or lose your balance alpha enji who will soon pin you down the couch taking the lead alpha enji who will knot you and hold you onto his lap, his knot preventing any of his cum from leaking out alpha enji who will make you cockwarm him despite the knot's swelling slowly going away alpha enji who will pet and kiss your head softly while whispering love and praises into your ear as you rest nuzzling closer to him and tracing your mark on his neck softly.

Hi emi!~ <3 love the new theme!! Feel so fresh which have the citrus scent of an orange~ hope you're doing well after your doctor's appointment *sends virtual hugs*

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Cloudy anon my love 🥺💕 you always make my day! I'm doing fine after my doctor's appointment (just a routine checkup) ❤️

ALPHA ENJI HEADCANONS 😍😍😍 oof I swear I can never get over just how sexy he is 🤤❤️ I want more than anything to wear one of his big t-shirts covered in his scent and cuddle on the couch 😍 and uh... other things... 👀... I got so flustered I swear you're in my brain 😍❤️I'm going to expire I love him and want him so much 😩💕💕💕🥴

Also I'm glad you like the orange! My husband helped me pick out what color to do this time 🥰

[hotdamnhunnam]

Big big congratulations on your 2k+ success love 🎉 and thanks for the emoji fic fest. so here's my request:

Our dear savage Ironhead / 👗😤🔥

Considering your past crimes on tumblr, cannot wait to see your bigger better dirtier crimes in this fest 😍😈

Thanks for your request for my Emoji Fic Fest! And thanks for the congrats and kind words! 💗

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Damsel in This Dress

A/N: In addition to being part of my emoji fic fest, this fic is also my contribution to the lovely @little-diable’s 10k Celebration! 🎉 The theme for this week of her celebration is enemies to lovers

Pairing: Will “Ironhead” Miller x F!Reader Warnings: smut, swearing, dirty talk, love/hate bullshit with you and Will both being idiots Word Count: ~2k Request: This anon request

Emoji Prompt: 👗😤🔥 (key words are in bold)

This fucking blows. Just fucking blows. Ironhead sits there on the bed and furiously chews his gum, while he glares daggers at you through the closed door of the bathroom. This is fucking dumb. This isn’t what he chose.

He can’t believe he was assigned to take this job with you as his partner in crime. The two of you practically killed each other, first time you were forced to work together, and he doesn’t want his hatred to distract him from accomplishing the task at hand this time.

It’s hard to focus when his enmity towards you is all-consuming. Mission hasn’t even started yet and he’s already fuming.

Through the door you feel him fume, the tension radiating all through the hotel room. Pretty soon the crackle of your animosity, continuously building in intensity, is bound to burst in flames and set a fire to the city. Still you won’t stop hating one another’s guts even if it spells certain doom.

“You about finished in there, beauty queen?” Will grumbles loudly as you finish up your hair, make sure your jewelry is perfectly pristine, and then apply a spritz of luxury perfume.

“Hasn’t even been two minutes, you impatient fucking idiot,” you snap indignantly at him because you’re honestly the best, at getting quickly dressed—dressed to impress, with secret weapons hidden seamlessly throughout your fancy costume. “Not my fault that you’re a slob who doesn’t even care to groom.”

It’s a dumb joke, because the truth is Captain Miller always looks and smells so good it makes you want to fucking choke. Every damn thing about him gets you fucking soaked.

When you at last exit the bathroom, Will is forced to hide a similar reaction as the sight of you hits him in ways that he can’t even fathom. Pretty sure his dick just broke. The crotch of his pants can’t accommodate such stiffness, and if he stands up right now you’re sure to witness.

At tonight’s event you’re meant to play the role of his demure and dainty wife who ends up in a compromised position as a damsel in distress.

You’re definitely not a damsel in this dress.

Tries not to stare at how it flatters all your curves and makes him feel all sorts of filthiness. Ironhead’s dick is iron-hard and he can’t scratch this raging itch. “We’re running late, bitch. You took way more than two minutes.”

Roll your eyes. Remind yourself that you must be imagining that bulge that seemed to rise between his thighs. “Why am I not surprised that you can’t even tell what time it is. Put on your wedding band, my dear beloved husband, and let’s go take care of business.”

… How the hell do you expect him to take care of business when you show up in that dress?

It’s fucking madness. All he wants is just to pound your pretty ass into the mattress.

For the mission’s sake he’ll have to keep pretending for tonight and hide the fact his thoughts of you are downright nasty. He’s a perfectly fine actor when he has to be, and thank fuck you’re an even better actress.

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The operation goes something like this. It doesn’t make a difference just which lines are yours and which are his.

“Can you just—ughh, why do you always have to fuck everything up?!”

“Why can’t you ever let me do my fucking job?”

“I swear you’re gonna get both of us shot…”

“No I am not!”

“Shut up and roll over and let me get on top.”

“What—oh my God—just fucking stop…!”

The night is over soon enough; you and the captain have succeeded in your mission but that shit was fucking rough.

Each of you ended up encountering an avalanche of unexpected problems. It was only when you put your heads together that you solved them.

Overcame all of them… setting aside the fact that you still want to throw him out a window so that you can follow just to thrust him down against the ground and grab him by the throat and suck his face and fuck him while you throttle him. Setting aside the fact that he still wants to spank you raw then fuck your jaw then every other slutty hole you’ll offer him till you forget you hate him and start loving him.

The truth is you already fucking do. Despite how desperately and fiercely you don’t want to. Given all that you’ve been through, over the years both on the job and off—whenever shit goes south and gets tough—flash of life before your eyes reminding you of everything you’ll lose and everyone you love… it’s always his painfully perfect face that haunts you. You would lose your absolute shit if he knew.

He’d lose it too. The truth is he fights better when he fights against the fear of losing you.

You make a better team than either one of you would dare admit. You’d fucking die for one another and you’re both alive because of it. No matter just how stubbornly you run from it.

And goddamn do you run. He charges after you, watches you kick off your silent assassin stiletto-heeled shoes, clutching them in your tightly clenched hands like a pair of weapons, sick of how shit always happens, scowling as you storm your way through the hotel to the room where this mess of a night had begun.

The best and worst part about following you down the hall is that he gets to stare at your ass in that maddening dress while you strut. The tension between you builds thicker and tougher than even a diamond could cut.

Back and forth through the halls you both shout every possible insult—it’s always the other one’s fault—each just trying to hide, that the fear of fucking up and failing your partner had you terrified—fear of fatally losing your partner brought your hearts screeching to a halt—something so sharply different from hate springing up deep inside—you both shudder to think what it’s called.

Barrel into the room and throw your shoes aside with such force that the sharp heels make dents in the wall. Both your fists tightly balled. You had wanted to slam the door straight in his face, yet you know that the image of Will burned so deep in the pit of your brain is a stain that no distance could ever erase.

Follows you in and flings the door shut. Filled with a sudden impulse to say how he feels—to be open and honest and real—just this once—to confess what he wants… but he lies to himself that he doesn’t know what.

So instead he just settles for low blows and taunts. Always safer to put up the front. “Wanna know why I hate your damn guts?”

No you don’t, but he’s going to say it regardless of whether that shit’s what you want.

What he says is not what you’d expected. It’s not even what he himself had expected but his ironheaded dick spoke up before he could redirect it. There’s no turning back once he’s said it. The reason he gives as to why he hates your goddamn guts: “…‘cause whenever we go undercover you dress like a cheap fucking slut!”

What the… what.

Rather than even try to process what you heard, you scream right back at him. Anger steaming off of every word. Safest when you attempt to defend your delusions of honor and pride by attacking him. “You did not seriously just slut-shame me?! You know these are the outfits our unit provides so that I can put on the disguise of some rich high-society lady and you think that you can stand there and blame me…”

Will knows full well his statement was wrong but can’t really retract it. Just hates the fact that you get him so distracted. Tonight’s dress isn’t even that revealing—but it’s flattering goddamnit, and on you it looks so good that he just can’t help but imagine it—how it would feel to finally have you naked underneath him and he can’t take it, that feeling… wishes he had never said it. “Ugh, forget it. Fuck the outfit.”

“You’re the one who’s all pissed off about it!”

“That’s ‘cause when I’m struggling to run a mission and stay focused it’s ridiculous to see you in a dress like this that drives me fucking wild thinking how you’d look without it.”

“How I’d—what?!” your mouth falls open and then shut. Open again as you press your hands to the broad planes of his chest and push him back until he falls onto the bed flat on his butt. “Now who’s the motherfucking slut?”

Right now you have no clue what’s coming over you but you can’t stop this train. At breakneck speed, the blurry line between hatred and heat, desire and disdain, has you going insane.

You push his upper body down onto the mattress. Knees astride his hips, you take the collar of his shirt in your firm grip, sharply aware all of a sudden that the godly gorgeous muscles underneath it are so close should you want access… and you do but have to act as if you don’t because just hating him is clean and safe and simple and you’re good at this. “You think you’re the one running every mission? Just ‘cause you’re the fucking captain? Does it make you feel more like a man, to blame my slutty clothes as a distraction? Think again. Next time I tell you how shit’s gonna happen, fucking listen.”

Something stiff and massive stirs against the fabric of your dress, where your bodies are pressed, making it clear that he’s aroused as hell with you in this position. But in bed he’d rather be on top and dominant—and somehow he can tell now that is also what you want. “Bitch, the only thing I’m gonna listen to is that pretty mouth moaning when I show you the true meaning of submission.”

Well—fucking hell—those words immediately strike you dead. You still cannot begin to process what is flaring up between you and your archenemy Ironhead. “You wouldn’t fucking dare unless I gave your ass permission.”

Bucks his hips a little bit to grind his dick forcefully upward. “Say the word. I’ll shut you up and make it hurt.”

“Not if I hurt you first,” you snarl as your fingers at his collar tug down harder till the pressure pulls some buttons off his shirt. Through all the clothes, between you both, your pussy throbs against the twitch of his erection as the buttons pop and burst. Fight off the urge to take a glimpse at the exposed skin of his chest or else you’ll melt into a drooling pool of thirst. “God, you’re the motherfucking worst…”

“That badge of honor is all yours,” he says, suddenly shifting on the bed till he’s on top of you and taking strength from knowing he’s your weakness. “Fucking hate you in this dress.”

“Then take it off and make me scream like I’m a dirty little whore. A fucking damsel in distress.” The words just fall out of your mouth because you find you’re finally done being an actress, now you’re underneath Will Miller with the full weight of his body pressing yours into the mattress. Now it’s obvious that hardcore fucking hate sex is in store. You thank this dress, if it’s what got you in this mess. “For the record I hate you more.”

Thought you were finished with the act—but you’re still lying to yourself in fact—pretending this is hate sex when it’s love forged in the hellfire of war.

“Fuck the record.” Ironhead calls out the lie behind your words; you’ve fought against each other, and the love that you’ve both smothered, long enough and now at last you get to bask in the rewards. “I’m finished keeping score. I fucking love you and I don’t care if it screws everything up and fucking hurts. I don’t care anymore. You’re everything I fight for. You’re my dirty little whore and I’m all yours.”

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[atsubaka]

haikyuu boys as ghibli characters

w oikawa, iwa, bokuto, akaashi, kuroo, kenma, tendou, ushijima, kita, hinata, kageyama + BONUS [kiyoko, alisa, yachi, saeko!!]

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oikawa

you CANNOT tell me that this man doesn't share the same dna as howl pendragon ✋ he would in fact, beg to play howl and he'll play the part so fricking well that people would acc gasp. i mean - they're literally the same person!

totally not me imagining oiks saying, "that's my girl."

iwaizumi

prince ashitaka!!! no doubt - i can 100% legit see iwa playing him. he'd look so hot in those fight scenes and oh my goodness... the part where he says, "you're beautiful." 💔 boy can definitely pull this off 🙌

bokuto

totoro. period. no discussions needed.

akaashi

obviously pretty boy has to play another pretty boy, so keiji's getting seiji amasawa!! 😍 he'd look absolutely beautiful playing the violin, and i feel like whisper of the heart is the kind of movie akaashi would be invested in.

kuroo

I'M TELLING U - HE'S THE PERFECT BARON!! asklajslsklsf help i think i just malfunctioned for a minute there 🥵 i know, i know... i'm doing kuroo dirty w this one but ya'll should've seen this coming ✋ he's going to play as a charismatic cat, which is totally in character *wink* *wink*

tendou

i dare u to tell me that he wouldn't make the best calcifer 🔥🔥 srsly tho, they both love provoking other people yet - they still manage to become our favs 🙄

ushijima

villager "b" 🧍 i'm sorry but baby has the charisma of a dead potatoe

kita

jiro from "the wind rises" would suit him sooooo well!! sjfkslfkaljf he'd be the most loving husband I swear 😭😭😭

hinata

ponyoooo <33 the people won't even question the gender cuz baby has such feminine features 🥺 before the timekskip i mean 😉

kageyama

say it with me people... 👏HAKU👏 i'm pretty sure it's the hair and eyes that's winning it for me.

kenma

omg imagine kyanma as no face tho 👻 all he'd have to do is stand there, do nothing except for follow chihiro around.

BONUS!!

kiyoko

she'd made the perfect lady eboshi 😳😳😳 pls, tanaka and i would simp for her the whole time i- kiyoko w her hair up is just oh my gosh

yachi

princess kaguya!! they're both so soft and smol uwuw 🥺🥺

alisa

madame gina cuz this girl is so fricking gorgeous it's not fair 💋💄✨

saeko

queen would slay as yababa 💅 on yer knees peasants ✋

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[lovelyjasmari]

Twisted Wonderland Reaction Part 16 ~ NRC Wedding Crashers Edition

A few days late but what the hell, finally finished leveling up my suitor cards and finished the Phantom Bride event. All in all, it was very fun and gave me many laughs and many moments to satisfy my thirsty, simping soul. 

I’ll need all of that soon cause tomorrow, Book 5′s ending finally drops in EN and I will officially have NO MORE EXCUSES to stall reading it! I did accidentally see a pic of Vil’s OB form a few days ago and, good god in heaven, it’s GORGEOUS! It’s gorgeous but the nightmare it gave me? Yeah...not so much. I am both awaiting tomorrow with both terror and hype. 

In the meantime, let’s simp over our twst boys trying to be princes and kick ghost ass! Warning: pic heavy, swearing, ghost violence, major cheesiness and LOTS AND LOTS of Rook thirsting!

Also a little Lilia thirsting for good measure...👀

Crowley is me preparing for D23 Expo, I can just imagine how much he owes Yuulan thought at this point...

The plaid looks suits you so I’ma say yes! 💖

TWST EN BACK ON THEIR BULLSHIT AGAIN!!!! Idia’s SSR story is even worse! 💀

You are too precious for words, my sweet apple child. It’s okay, you’ve redeemed yourself and I like you again! 7/10! 💙

That’s the least you can do cause I feel like I’d be arguing with Ace a lot if we were married. But he’s both sincere and fun so I’ll give him a 7.5/10!

Awwweee, a rose-clad gentleman. Even though Riddle is strict, I feel like more than anything, he’d do his best to be the best husband he can be. And after reading his accompanying vignette and seeing how devoted he is to doing the honorable thing, I give him an 8/10! 

Oh god...oh fuck...

Ghost A, you know not what you’re saying! This man, THIS HUNTER is about to kill you all over again with his romantic musings! But it’s okay. My fellow Rook simps, LET US PREPARE TO FEAST UPON WHAT THE GAME IS ABOUT TO GIVE US! I AM READY TO BE FED! FEED ME!!! 😍😍😍✨✨✨😍😍😍

Ooooohhhhhhh, he’s reciting a poem!! 😳

ROOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKK

Accurate depiction of me after he completed his poem, I squealed so hard and so loud into my pillow I actually had trouble breathing after. UGGGGHHHHH MMMFFFF!!! He is so cheesy and cringe but I love him so much! Everything his says just goes right to my heart and I like to think he truly means the things he says which is why I adore it, like this is gonna sound uber cringe but I like to imagine he could look at someone like me and still actually find something beautiful there. Idk, maybe that’s the praise kink thirst talking but I admire that abt Rook. Ughhhh, I don’t care if he’s sus as fuck 99.99999999% of the time! 10000000/10!!!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

Okay, enough simping, back to our regularly scheduled program! 😂

Hear that? It’s the sound of Ghost A signing his SECOND death warrant!

WHY even say that, Ace?! You’re just gonna piss him off harder!

See it’s already too late! He’s gone full tomato mode! 

Oof, can’t say I sympathize though. You fuck with an angry kitten, you get fucking bit. 

Meanwhile, let’s see how poor Idia is doing...

Not well at all it seems. And I feel like this line is referencing his SSR but since I didn’t pull for it, I can’t be too sure. Wouldn't be surprised though...

Floyd you deserve to be there for snitching Jade out so just shut the fuck up before I get the stick! 

LILIA 💀💀💀

Kiss the girl! Oops, wrong scenario...🙃

Dude you literally talked shit abt them trying to help you, little too late to beg for compassion. Though I feel like that’s something Floyd would do...

Pretty! ✨✨✨💖💖✨💖💖💖✨✨

Aaaaannnnddd he’s back on that sus-shit again! But that’s why I love him! 

ROOK!!! SIR!!!!!

Yo, these ghosts are already dead and even THEY don’t want the smoke from Rook! Congrats, my handsome hunter of love, for THAT right there is a whole new level of sus! You can still hunt me anytime tho...oh shit did I say that aloud??

Ghost B didn’t know it yet, but it was at this moment, he fucked up...

OOF, now ya’ll done it! Filthy farm child has gone feral...

Sweet apple child has returned! Well done, Epel! 

This cannot end well...for the ghost I mean...

OOF

PIPE DOWN BITCH WERE TRYING TO SAVE YOU

Really tho, that’s a terrible name even if it’s for a ghost. And I think his name was Chubby in JP, even worse!

Awwwee, it’s so adorable, I hate it. 

My thoughts exactly...

A literal sock would be a better wife than you...

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WE NEEDED YOU BIRD MAN?! And wait, you’re pretty tall yourself, why didn’t you try wooing her?!

Cause you lowkey did...💀

*all the Idia simps line up*

WHAT THEY SAID! I STILL WANNA DROPKICK HER FOR SLAPPING VIL TOO!

Alright, something something happily ever after. Good for Eliza I guess, even if I couldn’t stand her for slapping Vil (and a few of my ocs too). Alright now that’s done with, let’s read some vignettes! 💖

Malleus my beloved!! I always love seeing him and this interaction was very sweet and showed off the noble side of both dorm leaders very well! 

THAT YOU ARE!!! You dropped this, King. 👑

It’s probably a good thing this group didn’t get a chance to woo Eliza because Rook would have ABSOLUTELY won her heart and then I’d have to kill her again before she took him away to the afterlife. 

Ohhh, my handsome hunter. 😭😭😭 Speak all that is in your mind, I want to know it all and feel it too! 💙

I will admit though, this is one thing that does bother me about Rook, but at the same time, I feel like what he says is genuine. I think his biggest problem is that he becomes so enraptured at times he doesn’t think, like when he praised Neige right in front of Vil, that was kinda uncalled for. But idk, even with these minor moments, I still adore Rook and no, it’s not because I want him to praise me too. STOP PERCIEVING ME! 

I mean, how could I NOT gush over a smile like that?! 😳😳😳

Aaaahhh, and now Malleus is playing fairy godmother to Lilia! 💚

Absolutely gorgeous! This could easily be an SSR and the color suits him sooooo well! The style really captures the paradoxal beauty of Lilia’s youthful agelessness and is extremely elegant and very charming! This is actually my current favorite groovy art because it’s so pretty! Also, IS THAT A FUCKING LUCKY EMBLEM?! 

What Sebek said! Lilia is so gorgeous Silver is actually alert! His beauty woke him up!

SIR!!!!! DON’T YOU START TOO! Especially since I’m still not sure if I just adore Lilia platonically or actually thirst for him. I’ve been unsure since day one but his voice for this line does NOT help matters! AT ALL!! 😳

Yeah...and with that, Phantom Bride is complete! I might be slow to post my reaction to the end of Book 5 depending on if it’s as traumatizing as my JP friends have been teasing about for the last few months. I wonder though which event we’ll get next cause I kinda thought we’d get the wishing star event since it would coincide with Tanabata, but then again maybe not since it’s not a holiday here. Either way I gotta start saving for Scary Monsters so for the sake of my wallet let’s hope it’s NOT the wishing star event. OR WORSE! THE SCALDING SANDS FIREWORK EVENT!!!