#my gurl loves soccer

[shaisuki]

Hiiiii it's the anon who sent the anon message about reading your Itoshi Rin smuts before falling asleep HAHA! After revisiting your blog, u have no idea how bIG my eyes went when you posted a reply, especially when I kept brainstorming ideas (smut most of the time) on what I should request from you! ;;; "Should it be Omegaverse dynamic with Alpha!Rin? How about a wholesome moment that can lead to smut or something yandere where Rin discovers that he has feelings for chubby!fem?? What about an Owl shapeshifter! Rin where chubby gurl had to take care of him when she saw Owl!Rin in bad shape?? What about Rin reluctantly playing a dating simulator because of Bachira's dare and soon falling in love with a character who is chubby!fem (this one is inspired when I was playing BlueLock world champion but it's not an otome game-- but hey! I help mah husband get better at soccer <3) There are so many things... That's why I only mentioned 4... You can pick from any of them if you'd like :DD

❝ A CLAIM FOR NEED. ❞

𓅓 FEATURING. ALPHA! ITOSHI RIN

CONTENT WARNINGS. omegaverse + alpha! rin + omega reader pretending to be a beta + mating + marking + knotting + rutting + noncon/dubcon + breeding + sabotage + dacryphilia + marking + scenting + cunnilingus + stalking + inaccurate details about omegaverse + do forgive me, it's my first time writing.

NOTES. i'll call you rin anon. i'll gladly write your ideas nonnie. you're a fucking genius and this ideas are simply superb and i had a hard time choosing all of your ideas and my inbox and messages are always open for you nonnie. i hope i did this one justice T_T.

SYNOPSIS. hiding your status as an omega didn't escape from the heightened senses of the popular alpha in your school and with this, he has the right to claim you.

“i don't know.”

“will she be okay?”

"society is unkind with the likes of hers."

it gets repetitive. how your mother worries about you. it's the same damned words like you were helpless. being born an omega you were doomed or more likely unfortunate. society is now crawling with alphas, who are the dominant and top of the hierarchy. betas who are in the middle with their average roles in society and omegas. the very bottom whose role is to serve and be submissive for their alphas and have their pups. you've grown to hate from what you're born in. a female omega, nonetheless. you could have been an alpha or a beta who lives in not so demanding roles for them.

growing up, you learn how to blend and to pretend to be a beta to protect yourself. dosing yourself with the right amount of heat suppressants. learn to act like one. not too demure or dominant at things. you've done anything just to avoid suspicions of being the lower of the crop. your mother insisting that this is the way you'll be safe until your rightful mate will claim you and to avoid being raped by an alpha who's in a rut. you don't want to be shamed and the latter regretting for fucking you.

aside from that, you don't look like the typical omega. while they have the lithe and smaller bodies, yours was softer and bigger than the typical omega. you were grateful for it. nobody had ever raised suspicions on you being a omega.

well, for the untrained ones and hasn't sharpened their instincts no one but for those who mastered and got their senses honed to detect, you were hopeless but it's the adults who are mated and you only get a raised brows from them and a nod understanding your situation.

except for one, itoshi rin.

your school's soccer superstar and an alpha. unlike any other students who are still exploring their traits, rin had developed his. too mature for his own good and too dominant. always have shown his superiority and exudes dominance in others without efforts. despite this and his growing popularity in school. rin is still an unmated alpha. the number of omegas surrounds him and hoped to be his mate but never approached him, not risking to be rejected. there's wooing and courting but he paid them no mind.

alphas like rin is the people you avoid. you had heard and met with accidents with omegas going to an early heat due to alphas emitting pheromones even it's unintentional and you don't want to end up like them even with your heat suppressants. you don't want to blow up your cover. it's the only way to make you safe.

interactions can't be avoided wether it's a brief passing in the hallways and or in the same room with rin, you felt uncomfortable. maybe you're too protected or not used to his domineering presence. it gives you the creeps and you don't want setting your heat early with alphas like rin surrounding you.

it wasn't hard to notice you. rin wasn't in a rush to mate or claim someone in his own desires. he's a rising superstar. he couldn't be bothered with such needs. an alpha like him could get everything he wants when he desired when he's in the top of his own career but there's always a rock in his way and it's you. from the day he first met you, he knew you were hiding something from these society. you were an omega pretending to be a beta. it's unheard of but it's possible. you were the proof it and everyone's stupid for not noticing it.

pretend all you want but it didn't escape him your alluring scent and the small habits omegas have. the frown etched in your face when you're surrounded or near the alphas or how you avoid the crowd. his keen sense of smell taking a whiff of your scent permeating in the air. undetected by others but to him it's always the first whenever you're near. warm honey being drizzled in freshly baked goods and it reminds of him of the happy times. rin had enough troubles but it wasn't bad to claim you. a omega pretending to be a beta. it would be interesting.

rin understands when wanting someone like you, it would be difficult. he tried his advances to you but it only backfires on him. you were too eluded. always avoiding him like his presence suffocates you. brief conversations and a nod when you avoid him just to pass suspicions from you being an omega but you could be careless at times. play dumb with him and he'll show you whose stupid for refusing him.

what simple would turn complicated when rin and his alpha inside him screams for you. needed you. not wanting to scare you from him and to claim you. mark you as his and be his mate forever. you will give him strong, healthy pups with that soft, plump body of yours. ready to be bred and marked by him.

rin had known your certain habits on blending with everyone and that little secret of pretending someone you're not. oh, it would bear fruit from his hard labors from getting you out of that made up status of yours. why would you pretend someone you're not. Is it the fear of being deemed as useless? proving that you can be independent? rin could give you that. he'll use you until you fully submit to him. freedom? he can't do nothing much from that when you'll be his. he will give you all the love and pampering that any omega can have. he will make sure of it.

then rin started to create his own ways to get you. far as getting from stealing your heat suppressants. getting your medical records in the nurse's office. memorizing your heat cycles and the subtle release of pheromones to get you in heat. he knows by doing this it will be a way to get you closer to him and make your omega need him. it's almost there, he needed to be patient.

you got used to the idea of being a beta that you forgot to be an omega sometimes. years of mastery with the intention of self-preservation was always on your mind. wanting a life of your own choice and not run by the instinct from the traits you were born in. perhaps you're one in a million. seen the cruelness and unfairness the society have to offer for someone like you.

looking at the nearly empty seats in the classrooms with a few students gearing up to go home. you decided it was time for you. cleaning the clutters in your desk and putting your chair after getting your bag then you went to replace your shoes placing your indoor shoes inside the shoe locker and began to go home. passing in the football field and that's when you began to notice the changes in your body. you had been going back and forth in the restrooms for today and getting a little moodier than the usual. it's a sign that you're going into heat in the next days and the heat suppressants you were taking lately seemed to taste a little different? you shrugged it off. this isn't the first time it happened to you and you were kind of glad. you still have the time to formulate what kind of excuses to make for your absences due to your heat. you should go home now, noticing the sun going down for the moon to show. you began to walk away.

upon walking you notice someone else is going towards your way. it's just a student going back for something they forgot and upon closer look and the scent of him, you recognized it was itoshi rin. you tried not to flinch and dread settled in your stomach. you don't want to be around him, not with the telltale signs of your incoming heat and risking of finding out that you were pretending. you could almost let out a sigh of relief before a voice called you.

"i think you forgot something." his voice echoing in the quietness of the place. turning around, your eyes widens. rin stands there in his lax posture, holding out a bottle of your supposedly heat suppressants. you swallowed the lump in your throat and composing yourself in front of him. feigning innocence and what he was implying at you.

"it's not mine and i don't take those." you calmly stated. looking at the bottle of pills in his hands and to his face. he doesn't show any emotions. examining the bottle in his grasp. "oh, really?" he asks you in a neutral voice. his words next doesn't prepare you from the chills creeping up in your spine.

"you're not a beta, are you? i'm sure of it." his teal eyes getting cloudy at his accusations at you. the words got stuck in your throat. you can only shake your head at him and you were a bit angry at him for making such accusations at you when it's true and you have your own decision for this one.

"you can fool everyone but not to me. an omega like you pretending to be a beta, how foolish." there's a condescending tone in his voice like it was foolish to pretend and it stung. easy for him to say that. he was born an alpha. he didn't had to go through difficulties like you had.

rin could smell the sudden change in your scent. it's smells something burnt. he may have upset you and he can see you chewing your lips.

your shoulders shakes. he doesn't have the right to tell you that. "yeah. i'm pretending to be one. so what? it's none of your business." you snapped at him. angry and frustrated at the world for being born an omega. "i have my reasons and if that bothers you that much, leave me..."

the words dies at their own. suddenly you can't continue. the world starts to spin and you were feeling lightheaded. your heart rate spiking up and you caught the scent of pheromones in full blast. the earthy tones of his scent invading your senses and you can't help the need to submit to him but you fought the urge to do so. with the last of your remaining senses and not your omega controlling your feelings you ran away from him.

after that you made sure you were far from him. there were tears of frustration rolling in your cheeks. all of your pretend, your hard work crumbling for that one confrontation. the streets were empty. kamakura wasn't a populous place in the first place and only known for tourists spot's. looking around, you were alone which is good. leaving you with a problem of your own. itoshi rin, the school's superstar knows your secret. he won't be that cruel to tell the world that you're a omega pretending to be a beta, right?

you were broke out in your thoughts when you feel the all too familiar cramp in your stomach. you though you couldn't breath, followed by a warm gush of slick between your legs and you were delirious.

no. no. no. no.

this couldn't be happening. no fucking way. the stress and rin blasting his pheromones at you must have triggered your heat. you couldn't do anything but to feel helpless.

stupid. stupid. stupid.

you were so angry at yourself for being an omega, for being you. how could you handle your heat alone when you're from home and you don't want to walk in the streets with you on heat. think. you need to think. remembering that there is safety rooms for when omegas set their heat on early until it passes out.

rin watched as you ran away from him. he could really give the effect he have on you. what you sow is what you reap and rin could finally get you. the confrontation that just happened and your heat coming early from him emitting his scent and how you're body reacted from it. you are to be his mate and no one could say so from it.

with your heat triggering, it doesn't take too long to trigger his. allowing him to sync with your heat and his rut, with that he's rightfully your mate. all it needs is to find and knot and claim you.

following you with the trail of your scent in the air. rin found you distressed and on the verge of tears. such a sight to behold. your toughness and made-up personality slowly crumbling for your heat to take over. it made him drool, wiping and he can feel the familiar tightness of his pants and the snarl in his lips. the desire burning in his insides.

the air in your lungs leaves you as you topple and your back hitting the hard tile of one of the rooms designated for omegas who got their early heat. your mind in a haze as you got pinned down and the scent of an alpha belonging to rin. from the way his eyes are wide and dilated and the indescribable strength he have. he's in a rut. that frightens you, you don't want this.

all of your life being an omega isn't something you can describe as pleasant even your mother who is one can say the same thing. you were conceived early, crushing your mother's dream. you don't want suffering in the same fate as hers.

it's instinct they say, for alphas and omegas to mate but with the likes of rin, it's a form of mockery. it's a way of saying you don't have a freedom for yourself to choose. the thought bringing tears to your eyes. you don't want this and a form of rebellion of this life who had nothing but to loathe the likes of you, you rejected him.

"i don't want you."

rin halts his movements. surprised at the words coming from your mouth. rejecting him. you're a stubborn one and he thought omegas are submissive. you're the flawed one in the system or it's the effects of the heat suppressants and the mindset of being a beta for too long.

"brave of you to deny me but i can knock some sense in you or would you like me to knock you up, huh? knock you up with my pups and be a good omega of mine."

he can sense another shift in you. your scent getting sweeter and your squirming lessening. it's like you were slowly entering in subspace. your omega instincts kicking in against your own will. you're an interesting one and rin loves that. it would be easier for him to mark you. always had been his desire. the sudden change bringing pride to him and his alpha getting territorial by the minute. you were ready.

"you want that, 'mega? want to carry my pups?"

he taunts and he didn't give you a word to reply, only to crash his lips into yours. the aggressive muscle of his mouth clashing into yours. claiming the insides of your mouth and swirling it inside and with your instincts, you returned it with such fervor. drool escaping in the corners of your mouths. it was the sloppy, wet and aggressive kind of kiss that reflects the desire.

what once holding your wrists now wanders in the expanse of your body and it finds in the home of your uniform's buttons before it was ripped. the sound of your clothing being teared resonating in the place.

a string of saliva connecting on both of your lips when rin broke the kiss. too impatient and greedy. sweat beading in his forehead. pants too tight to be comfortable and fuck, your scent is intoxicating.

you're helpless under him. too dizzy to function and you can't help but to think this will be the end of your days as free.

"please, no." there is that voice in yours that still surfaces despite your raging hormones. the want not to succumb in being mated. you valued being free than anything.

this seems to anger rin. his aggression heightening towards you and from your words. why the hell did you not want to be mated when you two are destined and had this unbreakable bond of being mates. he believed in that for too long. to know the differences between love and just a simple logic of instincts.

he cups your jaw in his hand. squishing the flesh with his fangs baring. snarling and seething with anger from your refusal. is it that hard or you were too corrupted in your thinking.

"why must you deny me? you're mine from the moment i set my eyes on you!" his voice furious and you can't help but to wince. the tears freely rolls in your cheeks.

this affected rin, seeing how hurt and distressed you are from being forced by him. he can't help it. why you must hurt him too. you were his. can you just accept that? it would be easier for him and to you. he'll be good to you.

although frustrated at your defiance at him, he instinctively scents you. let his scent calm you. it takes effect when your tears are nothing but streaks. engulfed in the scent of him with the aroma of something primal and crisp.

it eases rin when you've calmed down a bit. alphas are know to have to little or no self-restraint at all but rin is different. trained himself to have control when it comes to time where he'll be mated to his rightful mate. a contrast to what he did to you.

you were his. it always was. they say alphas are drawn to what what their mates smells like and it came to a surprise to him when a beta like you possessing such qualities a omega have and thus born his suspicions and the confirmation bringing an edge to it. it's also whenever you're near, he's content and fulfilled. you were his destined mate. the piece of the missing part of his puzzle. it was his right to claim you no matter what your reasons are.

you were calm. dangerously calm. your fears and worries fading as you inhale to the scent of his. your heart fluttering and you can't help but to look at him. intense and stoically handsome. the lines in his faces defined. this was your alpha. who claims you to be his and yet, this will be the time you will finally succumb to your desires. this was nature.

"alpha..."

mewling at him and rin could feel the surge of pride bubbling in his chest. his sweet omega calling out to him. your hands raising in attempt of reaching out to him. your eyes lidded and pleading for him. this is the real of you. no more pretending, no hiding from him.

rin holds your wrists and like any other alpha would do their omega. he brought it to his lips, nuzzling into the scent gland in your wrists and you squirmed. there's a hiccup followed by your thighs rubbing each other.

he can smell the sweet arousal dripping out from your cunt. he couldn't wait to get a taste out of it.

his lovely omega. kissing your wrists and your arms before leaning down to kiss you. his lips moving to your mouth, then to your jaw and the scent gland in your neck where he can smell you. the sweet scent tickling his nose making his nostrils flare. inhaling the scent his omega is emitting before taking a huge lick out of it. the action sending tremors in your body, making you mewl more for him.

your body on fire and more slick gushing out from you. you couldn't think anymore at this point or you're too tired to care. your efforts and hardwork of protecting yourself is nothing to him. could you accept it? a life with him? your body screams for him. it aches for him. your soul calls for him. can you deny it with your whole being screaming for him? is this what you really want?

perhaps the answer was there all along. presented in front of you but you're too absorbed in blending with the others. there's a voice in your head telling you, could you do it? you're still in the constant battle with yourself but with instinct and nature. you could barely much do so.

rin is the answer for all of this. he found out and now he's here. claiming you for his own. you couldn't stop him when he's already in between your legs. sniffing through your panties, soaked with your slick. your body jerks, a mewl slipping in your mouth and rin is pleased with your reaction.

sliding off your panties and his mouth waters at the sight. your fat pussy glistening in slick and arousal. the fleshy mound and the glistening folds of your puffy cunt bare in front and rin shivers when his tongue got the first taste of you. licking through your folds and the sweet taste of your cunt bouncing in his tongue. lapping up the newly slick coming out from your hole with such want. you taste damn good and it's expected for his omega.

"r-rin..." your voice trembles at the sensation of his tongue in your folds. your hips arching from the intrusion and your slick gushing like waterfalls. his tongue gliding to your hole and sucks into your clit that throbs and twitches at the attention given by him.

rin grips your wide hips while your pillowy thighs crushing his head and isn't bothered by it. engrossed of giving the utmost pleasure to his omega that will leave you wanting for more. he rips a deep moan from you when his tongue prods at your aching hole and it spurs him more. he needs more and so he licks it, wiggles his tongue and with a scream you came into his tongue but it doesn't stop him. greedily lapping at your sweet essence until you were quenched of relief for awhile.

licking his lips, rin discarded his uniform. throwing it at the side. his cock aching with the intention of pumping you full of his cum and bearing his pups. there's nothing than fulfilling to see you full and swollen.

hungry eyes gazes at you. rin thought nobody could ever look so vulnerable as you. body splayed in front of him. your slick coating your inner thighs and your chest heaves in every breath you take. lips swollen and there's a whine coming from you. begging for him to take you. what defiance earlier is nothing but a husk of your former self. this is what you truly are. a needy omega who have nothing but the desire to be taken care of by him and for the younger itoshi he's more than willing to do that as your alpha and your mate.

hovering above your quivering body, rin grabbed your hands. kissing them before leaning down to lick your tears. it was a distraction before slowly entering your quivering heat. rin growls at the sensation of his length being wrapped around you. your walls spasming around him. welcoming him with eagerness that leaves him no doubt that you were his.

it earns a whine from you, being stretched that it leaves you crying. your hymen breaks at the intrusion of his length but all you could do is take what you were given. followed by the protest leaving at your lips. the fear of being pregnant at this early stage of your life.

"rin, stop. w-what if i get pregnant?" you asked him but he only growls, feeling the tight heat of your pussy stretching around him.

"then so be it." he replied. grunting at the spasm of your walls accommodating him.

"i-i don't want to.."

"you will." he snarls when completely bottoms out at you. his knot at the base of his cock hitting your folds so sweetly that slick gathers at the hole of your clenching pussy at him.

"you're going to be a good 'mega and mate for me don't you?" raising your legs and hooking it up to his shoulders before snapping his hips at yours. his full length crashing at your insides with a desperate need with an intention to breed and procreate with you.

you were left with no protests, his full speed hitting you in such depths that you can only mewl and cry out for him. holding his shoulders while he buried himself deep inside. take and take. that's what you did. letting himself bruise you from how rough he is and drool starts to escape from the corners of your mouth.

seeing you cock drunk and eyes dazed from him breeding you and your heat in full blow. rin captures your mouth with his. the wet muscle of his mouth encircling your insides to claim territory while he basks in your scent. it wouldn't be too long before he marked you as his. claim you to be his and forever to be yours.

his chest rubbing into your breasts while he got you pressed in his body. he can feel the very bits of your soft tummy jiggling upon the impact of his hips. it feels so divine to be this close to you. your flesh in his rock hard abs. he can't wait to see you growing with his pups.

rin swallows your moans, that's a good mate for him. you were truly bonded with him and his chest swells with pride. all his plans coming into bearing in such fruition. this is what you are to him.

breaking the kiss to lick the scent glands in your neck, such actions leaves your body into sensitivity. you can feel everything around him. his scent, his length shaping your hole in his, his breathy moans and the growl he keeps emitting. everything felt so right about him. you were in no state lucid as you keep thinking about him. you crave everything about him but at this moment you want nothing but his knot to fill you up. have his babies and be a good mate for him.

with rin's animalistic thrusts of your abused hole. it doesn't take too long before you creamed around him. "alpha..." you call out to him. your legs trembling around him and your supple thighs ripples at your orgasm.

rin instinctively pushed his knot around you when your orgasm came. locking it tight around your hole with no chance of his healthy semen seeping every crevice of your pussy and to your cervix. ensuring fertility of your future pups with him. spurts after spurts of his cum endlessly releasing inside of you and you willingly took it. locking your legs around his hips in which both of you moaned out.

"you're my sweet 'mega, aren't you?"

nuzzling at your neck before he bites it. there's a tremble and a gasp. you were finally his. you were tied to him, forever and it brings out such joy in rin's heart. having you to be by his side forever. no walks about stupid dreams and wants you have. you will only think of him and only him.

"yours, alpha." you moaned out.

and in a series of wants and needs, you are nothing but his omega and sweet mate.

[stargirlie25]

ALL THE FRIGING BOOKS IM WAITING FOR

ACOTAR 6- Dont get me started on this. Just waiting for elucien and gwynriel.

I dont think this is real i just wanted to put a picture btw.

Lauren is my roman empire and i own all her books CEPT THIS ONE GURL GIVE EM TO ME

I have been waiting for Lexington's story forever and my babies are finally coming! Then i will be dying to read Sierra x xavier book

I have been waiting for Ava Nash and Eli King ever since Ruthless empire dropped. Eli is for sure going to give Jonathan king vibes and i simply can not wait for Cole to go nuts about his new son in law. ALSO I NEED REMI x ARIELA MOMENTS PLEASE! The man on the cover that is Eli better be finest out of them all.

LIZ AND WES BABIES ARE COMINGGG AND OMG THE ´´SHES NOT YOU´´ sign just kill me. ITS SECOND CHANCE AND IN COLLEGE TOOOOO

AHHAHAHAJAJHAHSH*UYEGUIWID GIBSIE AND CLAIRE FINALLY! SUNSHINE x SUNSHINE TROPE. BUT its one of those tropes where the boy hides his pain with a smile :( .

LIZZIE YOUNG MY FAV TOMMEN GIRL EVER!!!! The release date is not confirmed and i don´t think she will be selling the people covers anymore so this is not the confirmed cover. IK she ends up with hughie unless a miracle happens but i just want her to be happy+katie. Still praying every day for Lizzyfeely tho.

Sloane is probably going to be my favorite king of sin girlie because i said so. Im so excited to read about her and xaviers dynamic. I think his name is pronounced haveeair?

Im so excited for this. 1. Its about Asher who i have been waiting for since Twisted hate. 2. Its Ana huang 3. its about soccer. Soccer boys are my favorite sports boys and are the best. I feel like I've never seen soccer romance so im excited.

So i might have said i did not want to read haunting adeline no matter what but then some force on earth made me read it and i love its ok? PLEASE DONT KILL ME!!! Anyways i heard it came out yesterday but still put it here.

I'm literally so hyped for this yall dont even know. I love melanie´s writing sm. Like she just dominates me whole.

How does she release a book like this and proceeds to make us wait for the next one. LIKE MISS MAAM

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR HENRY EVER SINCE BOOK 1 AND OMG THE FOLKLORE CARDIGAN IMA CRY

If you have not everybody go read all these series right now. Except acotar series. Its better to read it after the next book is out.

[oneforthemunny]

So Evie I know you’re from the Nashville area but idk if you’ve been in the Brentwood like Cool Springs area and if you’re not oh well cuz this won’t make sense then.

It’s my dads birthday today, and I bought this dress for a wedding that I found out I can’t go to because i’m going to the beach, so we were supposed to go to J.Alexander’s (that’s the part that won’t make sense if you haven’t been there it’s insanely fancy) I was like “oh it’s great i’ll put bells on for my dads birthday!!”

come to find out J’s has the longest wait time in history. We go to Jonathan’s, that has no wait. (That also wouldn’t make sense if you haven’t been LOLLL I’m speaking to my Williamson county ladies) It’s a bar and grill place ig idk and THERE ARE GURLS THERE IN THEIR SOCCER UNIFORMS FOR AFTER-GAME DINNER. And here I am in my pretty dress that I bought for a wedding. I felt so weird cuz I had felt so hot and then there’s these men in jerseys that I know looked at me weird (i’m insecure okay) so I feel all small. also there was a mirror right next to my seat hellloooooo ED

but im home now and I have a hair and face mask in I’m great

So my question is: Which Eddie is noticing the stark change in my mood and gets pouty at me like “It’s okay baby, i’ll still rail you in it, it doesn’t matter where you in it cuz I’ll eat you in it” BAHAHAHA sorry that’s funny

don’t say modern eddie I will cry I hate him sm i’m sorry @queenimmadolla 😭😭

I am very familiar lol. my dad was born and raised in brentwood, my grandmother still lives there lol. love j. alexander's truly but not surprised about the wait. the way nashville has grown within the past year is sickening. you can barely move there. I've only been to jonathan's like once or twice my grandmother loves the southern or flemings lmao.

but in the great words of carrie bradshaw, always dress like you have somewhere better to go after lmao.

tbh I think eddie would love it when you get dressed up period. it just makes him hot because like you look so good lol. but really, I feel like this gives older!eddie. he'd find it a little funny that you were over dressed but wouldn't let you sulk for long before he'd coddle you and coo at you.

[thoughts-onmars]

morning

Hello

Good morning Mars. Just another self care day. I love typing on this computer tbh and I love having this space. I really did this. We really did this. Sometimes I am like wow I really live in this state.

When we went to the rockies, it was soooo mf beautiful. How would it be living in a small mountain town I wonder. I would need to get my money up or have a business. I wonder how much it takes to run a business. Just a small 10K loan lol probably even more. I would say I have ideas but I should be doing more than just thinking about opening a business. I need to create a menu and find out about all the licensing it requires.

There are cute concepts of like smaller owned coffee/bfast on-the-go business' that I have seen on youtube. It's cute bc its like a bike and it opens up to a coffee place. So simple and it works. Is it successful? I mean it is on youtube. It creates the aesthetic. Maybe I should buy a camera? Like a camcorder and start recording my life and my hikes and what we do and just upload them.

Anyway back to the Rockies, it was SOO beautiful. So stunning. I am grateful now as an adult that I was exposed to altitude and hiking at such a young age and now as an adult it really is part of my life. I enjoy dedicating a day that is spent outside, breathing in the clean cold air and taking in all the sights. Just a lucky gurl, but not really because I had ambitions of a life like this <3

I still want to maybe move one more time but after being in the Rockies, that place placed a spell on me and I don't want to move away from CO. JP did mention moving more up north and I think I would be down. I would just have to transfer to the newer building that is up there because I am pretty sure he would just stay in Superior.

This work week was super lame. I have been feeling frustrated because I feel like I am the only one that cares about my job on the team I am in. Because of this I almost have felt like crying because there is no effort given by those around me and it effects me in that way. I am just an emotional bishhh lol like I am so annoyed and bothered that I feel like crying at work sometimes. Then I just breathe to try and relax and regulate and that helps. Since I have been missing my family also, when kids come around in their cute soccer uniforms, I get a little sad because I miss soccer saturdays way back way when Alice would have early saturday games and then sometimes we would go to the store with my parents or we would just to my crib or I would go to work. Sheesh that was in 2017.

I have plans to go home for Thanksgiving and it would be my 3rd time coming home this year. I feel like I already typed this. A lot of my thoughts are the same thoughts or maybe I am typing too often. Who knows and who cares bc it is me and my thoughts hehehehe. Flights are super pricy though, like 300 almost 400. The other day they were around 140 and I thought that was too much. I do want to go home because I do want to see all my nieces and I haven't even met my nephew and he is already 2! I need to hold a baby!!!!

Thats it for today. I already broke sober october but I nEED to remind myself how awful I feel the next day that I drink and how I have disrupted sleep when I drink. Last night I didn't sleep that well and I KNOW it's because I drank more like 3 beers lol like 4 or 4.5. I NEED TO DO BETTER. DO BETTER MARS!! Just finish the beers in the fridge today so that there are no temptations later in the week lol mary logic. okay PEACEEEE

[cowplanty]

Julia’s mind

[forthechubbies]

Dirty Hands// Cho Gue Sung Imagine 🔞 Ex! Chubby Reader ♡

How did you get here? You hate sports...You hate exercise in general-you, like your thickness, and that's that's. Moving away from your self-love for a second, If memory serves me right, You were dragged here by you're fit friend, Sumi.

Speaking of, she's looking at you in disappointment right now. Time to tune back in-

Sumi clicked her tongue, obviously annoyed by your space-out expression. "Are you high or something? Why are you not cheering or at least stand up when I do." One might say you're being selfish, but you refused to take fake interest in this stupid sport (no offense just for the story).

Your silent protest stuck out like a sore thumb...and your well hot in his eyes.

He admired your boredom and actually found it rather amusing. You could sit still if your life depended on it; He watches you bunch up your dress just to ensure you didn't step in anything.

Possibly food or not...You never know with hundred year old bleachers.

She's so snobby. He thought with a slightly playful grin. I guess that is my fault.

Sumi noticed the flower player ogling her friend; she gasped, alerting you in the process. " Shit, Do you think he likes you? Soccer player, sugar daddy?"

"As if, " You scoffed. " I can smell him from here."

Sumi beamed. " If you don't want him. Can I have him, please?"

.....

Your plans for today didn't involve waiting thirty minutes for Sumi, who decided to run to the bathroom at the last second, leaving you alone to stay put in the entrance tunnel-

"This tunnel is disgusting.." You cleared your throat in an attempt not the dry heave at the used condom flung aside like a snot rag. "I'm gonna died here."

" You're so dramatic." A man's voice nagged behind your head.

You sighed, rolling your eyes. " And you're so domestic, Watching me like a little puppy." You turned towards your ex-husband.

Gurl, Did I forget to tell you he was your hot ex-husband who blew his chances with you after a sexual/emotionally draining physical altercation between the two of you took place in public?! Oops! The tea is hot today.

What a mighty mouse you are, mouthing off to a man who has you, trump, in literally everything strength, speed, you name it.

You step back, not favoriting his sweaty smell. "You kinda smell like a wet dog -" You fanned yourself. " It suits you."

"If I'm a dog then you must be a bitch in heat for coming to my game-"Gue Sung exclaimed, nudging her forehead back with his finger.

She retaliated by smacking his heavy hand out of her face. " If you ever put your filthy fingers near me again-And, for your information, You pompous little-your not the only player on your team!" She roared in his face, stretching her heels to their maximum limit due to the size difference.

The cheeky bastard met your face halfway, tapping the tip of her nose with his; his hazel eyes gazed into hers. "Why else would you be watching for? " He was even daring enough to take two steps forward to feel you on him. "You hate sports, and you think men are stupid-"

"Not all of them, but I'm truly doubtful when it comes to you-." Yn rudely interrupted, sassing him with her eyes.

The joke was harmless, to say the least, yet a large hand shot up to her neck, gripping it into a tight squeeze between his large fingers.

She gasped but wasn't surprised; this wasn't the first time Gue Sung had let his temper control his actions.

Gue Sung clicks his tongue. "Wah unbelievable, that mouth of yours." He stared at your beautifully painted lips, weighing his next decision; he said, "Ah, Fuck it." before completely dominating your lips.

"Mmm!" You yanked at his hair; pulling away from his lips just to be brought back in. "Mmph! Im gon-mm gonna kill you."

You fought well, but god, he's ripped-Honesty, you didn't stand a chance in the first place.

Gue sung kept you flushed against his chest so tight your plump breasts pushed up to escape his squeeze.

[bucketboi1675]

mafia boss! chippy x kaci

kacis pov

as i heard my hello kitty alarm clock go off i got up and tied my long neon blonde green golden locks in a messy bun.i then put on my outift for today.a sweater and leggings with converse. im embarrsed about how i dress, since im not like other girls. i like soccer ( and soccor milfs, like miss janet) and i only eat pizza and play fortnite.as i went out the door to go to school my mom stopped me. “mom can you move i need to go to school” i said. my mom gave me a annoyed look and said “ so like babygurl im in debt so imma sell you the local mafia boss mr. chippy” tears weld up in my glossy purple green hazel babyblue orbs. “ b-b-b-b-b-but m-m-m-momma why!!” i sobbed. snot running down my small fragile dog like nose. “ no way you oompa loompa” screamed my mommy.she then firmly punched my tibbie.  i screeched in agoney. a blazing fire in her orange yellow pale orbs.” i-i-i-i-i dont think i can l-l-l-love you a-a-a-after what youve d-d-d-done” i gasped.” i dont give a donkeys butthole” my mummy replied. just when she said that i ran to the door to escape when i bumped into a hard surface braking my fragile wrist. “ owwy ow ow” i sneered. i looked up to see a tall burly dog furry man. ‘oh no’ i thought. its him.....mr chippy jr sir dogsworth furry porg. “ is this the gurl?” questiened the big strong furry man. his voice was like a deep crsipy honey flavor. “yes, go ahead and take her away. i need to get ready for my date with ugly sonny” my mother grouned. “ill never go with you!” i screeched, tears welling up in my babyblue green rainbow orbs. he then growled in my ear. i could smell his nasty dasty doggy breath. he picked me up and threw me at the wall, breaking 27658763897985378 of my fragil bones. i then passed out.

to be continued maybe

[she-who-the-river-could-not-hold]

21 Questions

Answer 21 questions and tag 21 people who you would like to get to know better!

Tagged by my fave spooky queen @michael-hearteyes-wheeler!!! 🖤🖤

nicknames: Online here most people call me Kat or Kath! Most people in my day to day life just call me Kathryn with the exception of some friends from when I majored in film.

zodiac sign: Sun - Cancer, Moon - Aries, Rising - Virgo

height: 5′ 6″

howarts house: Slytherin baby!

last thing i googled: menus for some new restaurants me and my fam might try since me and my boyfriend flew back home for one of my best friend’s wedding!

favorite musicians: probably Lady Gaga overall! My spotify top artists is usually her, Kanye West, and a guy named Monster Rally. I’m also really into Thundercat. Idk hahaha I listen to so much random music it’s hard for me to have top artists.

song stuck in your head: Oh man I had “A-YO” by Lady Gaga stuck in my head all day yesterday

following: 591!! which seems like a lot lol haha! That’s an accumulation from like... the seven or eight years I’ve been on here haha.

followers: 750! mind blowing!!! I’ve almost doubled the amount in a year which is really wild to think about, you all are awesome

do you get asks? Sometimes yes! It fluctuates. Maybe about Stranger Things or for advice which I love answering. I haven’t done an ask game in a while which is weird for me but I think I’ve weirdly grown out of them??

amount of sleep: Getting better and usually around 6.5-7 now!

lucky number: I don’t have one! I like 13 just because ~spooky~

what you’re wearing: lol I’m working from home after a 13 hour travel day so I’m wearing gray knit leggings and an oversized Germany soccer t-shirt I bought for like three euros in high school

dream job: probably designing merchandise/posters for the Disney Parks or being a freelance designer so I could just make stuff for my shop and then just choose cool clients!

dream trip: Australia + New Zealand for sure, like for two weeks. My boyfriend and I also are trying to figure out how to get to Disneyland Paris next year hahaha. That or a roadtrip across America so I can finally make the coffee table book of photography of my dreams.

instruments: Played the alto sax for three years in middle school! Otherwise did piano from ages 6-18. Now uh.... nothing haha.

Languages: English and the most remedial German you can imagine. I can play it off decently though haha, got my friends and I seated in German and the waitress kept talking to me in German before I had to sadly let her know that I couldn’t understand the rest haha

favorite songs: IMPOSSIBLE AHHHH. For real how is it possible to answer this, it changes every five minutes depending on my mood.

random fact: One of my best friends enjoys telling everyone who we know that I used to sit and make patterns with blood from my scratches and scabs because emo for life right???

aesthetic: dark movie theaters, overflowing plants on window sills, Dr. Martens, confessions over glasses of tequila, old church graveyards

Hopefully mixing up some people for the tags to spread the love with more people! But if you want to do it even if I don’t tag you, please do and tag me so I can see it!

@kindclaws, @xjournal, @prophecy-gurl, @lameblake, @proud-princess-el-wheeler, @johnmurphysass, @stillusesapencil, and @calpurnias!

[okmcintyre]

We’re finally almost there, guys!! Thank you for the tag @stupidspaceseven​, this is a great thing to write out on show day! Gah! Incredibly excited to finally see it!

Character you’re most looking forward to seeing: JORDAN GREEN! For his whole 5 minutes of screen time, I already adore everything about his character. The sneak peek just about killed me... he’s going to be a much-needed breath of fresh air this season, I think. He’s so untainted by the harsh, cruel world. 

Relationship/Dynamic you are most looking forward to seeing: Definitely the delinquents (+ family) is the dynamic I’m always most looking forward to, but especially this year. I’m hoping that we get to see them all finally really hash out their issues... and for that matter, I’m interested to see how that dynamic does (and doesn’t) change once they’ve all come to a place of comradely again.

And I mean.... *Bellamy and Clarke*...my followers were almost to raise some serious BS alarms here y’all.

Thing you will miss most about Earth: The Rover! It breaks my heart that they couldn’t bring it with them, it became a funny constant in their life over the years. And I second stupidspaceseven’s comment about Eden: I really would have loved to see more of that location.

What you are most excited for with the new planet: Haha “the lighting!” that was good.... the new scenes do look *beautiful* though really, so I’m excited to see the new sets and the new culture that brings with them. Seeing our beloved characters in a completely different setting will be a lot of fun!

Favourite moment last season: Have to have to go with the entire “I can’t let you kill Clarke, O” scene... from start to finish I was dying in front of my TV watching it. I never saw it coming, ANY of it. It was so good. Bob Morley did an amazing job in that scene.

But I have to mention too: Murphy and Raven playing soccer, Clarke radio’ing how proud she is in 5x01, when Madi fights that Wonkru trainee and wins, Monty saving Murphy, Murphy and the ROCK, Echo and the knife and the bow, Emori landing Spacekru on Earth, Bellamy’s face when he realizes Clarke is alive, the 5x04 reunion, Bellamy saving his sister who’s put him in a fighting pit, “... is it?”. (Season Five was clearly my favourite so far... but mabe not for long?)

Tagging some of the folks in my notifs, in case you’d like to join in! @immortalpramheda @buttered-rice1 @bellarkexsheis @emmyisgrey @reshoplex @superkrl @iishallbelieve @humandisaster-fml @prophecy-gurl + anyone else who feels like joining in! 

[mattpaintsokay-blog]

150 random questions tag (pt. 3 of 5).

51.) When you get out of the shower, do you towel dry, blow dry, or air dry your hair?

Towel dry for 10 minutes then air dry the rest.

52.) When you go to the movies, what snacks and drinks do you take with you?

I take dollar store candy and a Dr Pepper.

53.) Do you like going to the beach? If so, do you like to stay dry or go in the water? If not, why?

54.) Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

 No.

55.) If you could have a superpower ASIDE from being invisible or being able to fly, what would you have?

The ability to grow plants.

56.) If you were able to live for however long you wanted to (i’m talking thousands of years without aging), when would you choose to die?

After around 250 years maybe?

57.) What do you think happens after you die?

I believe if you believe you can go to heaven.

58.) Do you believe in aliens?

Yeah.

59.) Do you believe in ghosts?

Definitely.

60.) Do you believe in spiritual things like ouija boards, tarot cards, and crystals? Do you believe they are portals for evil entities to enter the mortal world? 

I believe that they are very real but very dangerous.

61.) If you could make one mythical being real, who/what would you make?

 Griffin.

62.) Do you get tan, or do you burn?

I burn baby burn.

63.) Describe your shower routine.

Get into shower, wet hair, shampoo, rinse, leave conditioner in for 3 minutes, while waiting I scrub my body, shave, then rinse and dry off.

64.) Do you enjoy school? Why or why not? 

I do, I don’t like English or history though. I like math.

65.) In your opinion, what is the worst way to die?

Drowning.

66.) Do you get carsick, sea sick, or airplane sickness? 

No.

67.) What’s one memory that you wish you could live again and again?

The day I got my dog Teddy.

68.) What were some of your stuffed animal’s names from when you were a kid? 

Tigress, Floofy, and Lamby.

69.)Do you have any pets?

2 dogs, 2 cats, 2 guinea pigs, 1 turtle, and like 10 goldfish.

70.) Describe your daily wardrobe.

Black jeans or tights, tank top, and Batman hoodie.

71.)  Describe what your daily wardrobe would be if you were rich.

The same, except more band merch.

72.)  Create a character right now.  Give them a name, age, and character description.

Name: Henry

Age: 13

Description: likes pears and hates sandcastles.

73.)What was the last thing you bought?

My Koi Watercolor Kit.

74.) Have you ever bought a CD? What band was it for?

Weird Al about 8 years ago.

75.) Describe your perfect ice cream sundae.

Just plain strawberry.

76.) If you could make ANYTHING happen right now with no cost, trouble, or obstacles, what would you do? 

Get all the Copic Markers.

77.) What are some of your favorite physical activities to do?

Sleeping, eating, soccer.

78.) What were some of your favorite shows as a child?

Spongebob, Veggietales, and 321 penguins.

79.) Describe how you would survive the zombie apocalypse. 

I would not be stupid.

80.)What are some things you shouldn’t say at work?

N/A (my parents can see what I post lol.)

81.) If you were told that if you killed someone, you would save 100 people, would you do it?

Depends on who I would have to kill.

82.) How’s the weather right now?

Cold but no snow...

83.) What is the background on your cell phone right now?

A space sloth.

84.)Is it better to work at a job that you love or a job that pays well?

Pays well.

85.) What do you have within arms reach of your bed?

Nothing, I sleep in a loft.

86.) Have you ever been fired from a job? If so, why?

I was fired from a babysitting job at a church because they found out that I’m Pan.

87.) Have you ever won a trophy, prize, or medal? If so, for what?

I won a beauty pageant when I was 1 lol.

88.) Do you have any posters, pictures, or art hanging on your walls in your room? If so, what are they?

Mostly Star Wars posters/puzzles/drawings.

89.) Are you afraid of the dark? If so, why?

No.

90.)What is something that you’ve never done but would like to try?

Skydiving.

91.) If you could choose three famous people or characters to be friends with, who would you choose and why?

Tom Hiddleston, Misha Collins, and David Tennant. I love them all.

92.) Do you smile at strangers when you pass by them on the street?

Yes, spread that positivity gurl.

93.) Do you have a favorite TV commercial? If so, what is it?

The Tom Drextler commercial.

94.) Do you like your handwriting? 

No one ever likes their own, I could always improve.

95.) Cable TV or Netflix?

Netflix.

96.) What are your favorite smells?

Lemon, Peppermint, Apollo Axe deodorant.

97.) Do you consider yourself physically strong? 

Yes, I grew up with 8 siblings, 6 of which are boys.

98.) Describe a time where you said something really rude or mean, whether intentional or not.

N/A

99.) Do you ask strangers to pet their dogs?

[northfrostine]

Tag game - senpai notice me

Rules: 15 questions, 15 mutuals

Tagged by: This beautiful gurl @calmystorm-saltycandy

1. Are you named after anyone?

Nope its jusy my dad search for names and my name was in the list he read and he like it

2. When was the last time you cried?

I don’t remember honestly

3. Do you have kids?

Honestly yes one girl her age is 9month

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

To lazy to translate this

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

Their whole face

6. What’s your eye color?

Black like the night sky 🌚

7. Scary movie or happy ending?

Scary movies i love scary movies because happy ending is boring

8. Any special talents?

To lazy to think

9. Where were you born?

Saudi Arabia 💚🇸🇦

10. What are your hobbies?

Reading crime story books + searching for fanarts and of course my favorite one “cooking ❤️”

11. Do you have any pets?

Nope i really wish to have one but I can’t

12. What sports do you play/have you played?

Football with my brother because he’s a soccer player

I3. How tall are you?

Dude iam too small 151 🌞🌞

14. Favorite subject in school?

English

15. Dream job?

Author and mangaka ❤️

I learning drawing rn to draw my mangas in the future and of course published a lot of books ❤️❤️❤️

Tagging: mmmm idk maybe @shawn-and-aiden-frost-9 @gracyfangirl2020 @psychochanger @inazuma11memes @aan56

[code--kunst]

get to know me a lil

tagged by the sweet @cha-inyeon (who has a really good taste in music) ♥♥

rules: answer q’s then tag 20 blogs you want to know better

nickname: Fran, gurl

gender: female

zodiac: aquarius 

height: 173cm

age: 19

time: 2:26pm

fav bands/solo artists: UVERworld, Epik High, Day6, Bastille, TK, Code Kunst, Aoba Ichiko, Amano Tsukiko, Arctic Monkeys, Dean

song stuck in my head: Troye Sivan - My My My!

last movie i saw: Hurricane Bianca 

last thing i googled: “kingdom hearts final mix trophy guide”

other blogs: @7-cm for me being soft, @trbl-child and @peachbyeol

do i get asks: i don’t (bc i’m bad at socializing and can’t keep up a conversation lmao friends are hardly a thing)

why i chose my username: i have a lot of respect and admiration for Code Kunst as an artist so i thought it would fit well

following: 222, i regularly unfollow blogs which are inactive or post things i’m not into anymore 

avg amt of sleep: 4-5 

lucky number: probably 7, it’s my favourite at least

what i’m wearing: black leggins and MOTTE shirt

 dream job: Songwriter/Producer, I’m really passionate abt music but I have to keep everything to myself (i don’t have someone who’d listen), so I hope that I’ll someday be able to work with people who are just as passionate and curious as me 

 dream trip: A Japan tour, this wish is SO strong it clenches my heart sometimes when I see pictures or videos

fav food: I love anything pasta tbh but the BEST thing in the world is fresh, sweet watermelon (it’s the only good thing in summer tbh)

play any instruments: I play the piano, the uke, i’m TRYING to learn guitar and I really REALLY want to pick up bass guitar this year bc i feel like it’ll suit me better than guitar

fav song: Silhouette by Aquilo, Glory & The Draw by Bastille, Run by Epik High, Let Me Out by Jonghyun and UVERworld’s The Over

play(ed) any sports: I used to play soccer, now i just go to the gym and dance whenever i have the time to

hair color: I dyed it black years ago bc I looked like a homeless person, now at least I look like a homeless person with style

eye color: grey-blue

most iconic song: Africa by Toto or Ring Ding Don by SHINee, both of which will be played at my funeral thx 

languages you speak/are learning: English, German, French, Latin, Japanese

random fact: If you ask me to I can write a whole 5-page essay on why the FFXV Soundtrack is one of the best soundtracks ever recorded and why it should’ve won a whole lot of award

describe yourself as aesthetics/things: a gray rainy day, blue-ish neon light, the sea, soft music with dark lyrics, sheet music all over the floor bc who needs to clean right, existential crisis at 2am, animal crossing at 3am

I’m tagging @custardheart and @savageday6 (if you’d like to and haven’t done this already ofc♥)

Thank you again for tagging me ♥♥♥

[myrealityloveaffair]

The Real World: Bad Blood

Season 32: Episode 7 & 8 & 9 & 10 & 11 & 12

Review

EXIT after EXIT after EXIT

How it all ends

Theo :“Do you know what it’s like to wake up every morning with a hard ass boner?”

hmmmmm this sounds like the either coming together of a kingdom, or the queen turning mad.

Lets visit this real world sh#t storm

BTW I doubt they would air a guy jerking off, but then again... they did show Jordan being dry humped by the boogeyman (Mike)

Theo and mad queen Tyara had an undefined relationship that they blamed on each other......cute

How does Tyara go about the trials and tribulations of a relationship. A relationship specifically built on talking in circles and casual ass grabs?

Tyara: “My guy, that I was dancing on, he was a professional soccer player”

Really b#tch? you are semi cheating on a ya man with a professional athlete.... aka that dream that was ripped from your man #Trauma aka what ya man has been crying about the whole time while filming on The Real World #DIED

Theo: “She is friend-zoning me”

She’s friend-zoning the kingdom, fam

Tyara I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU! Girl wtf?!

Theo: “She can bring buddy back, she can f##k him right next to me, Imma wake up, give him a high five and tell him pound harder”

LMAO Their history be like:

Theo&Tyara: We like each other Tyara: You gonna be the one that rides me no one else Theo: So are we something or nah Tyara: THAT IS WHAT I ASKED YOU! Tyara: *sees pro athlete, lets him ride her in front of Theo* Theo: ummm what is this? Tyara: nah, it seems like that..and it is..but nah. Hold up that’s my other man  Theo: bruh Tyara: WHAT MF?! Theo: BUT WHAT ABOUT US?! Tyara: THAT IS WHAT I SAID!!! Theo&Tyara: Well if he/she is moving so am I !!!

good times

No hard feelings right?

Dang bitter again

LMAO

Dammit Gio stick to your show.

I wonder how Tyara feels about Theo

BTW Mad Queen Tyara illegitimate pregnancy is no more... not sure what happened... don’t care

The shade the crew had tho.... lmao

Did anyone catch this?:

Sooooo.... she doesn’t know for sure?

anyway what’s Theo’s take on this?

THEO WASN’T SUPPOSE TO MUTHAF##KIN LEAVE!!! It wasn’t suppose to be like this!!! 

Theo and F##kBoy Kassius couldn’t live under the same roof anymore, keeping both would have been a safety liability.

I guess production thought that F##kBoy Kassius would bring more drama to the show. 

F##kBoy Kassius, did Orlana dirty tho. 

According to F##kBoy Kassius this was all in the name of friendship

F##kBoy Kassius: “Obviously she was making it out to be something that it wasn’t” 

OMG yass F##kBoy Kassius,  deny,  blame, and deny again. Sounds a little familiar *cough*

Look there is no smooth way of bringing up..... *barfs*..... *barfs some more*

Peter: “Mike’s Mike. I know how he his. You know he tells people stories, and it would be like half true half not true and you know... do I believe it, probably not”

Mike: ”Black guys love that sh#t? I bet. You guys can rub coconut oil on your ashy-ass skin together”

His lengthy ass periscope on his controversial comments 

Queenith CeeJai blesses scumbag Mike with a tweet.... little does she know

Mike bolted off the show (for the second time in his reality tv career), WITH Peter’s shoes

so that’s how he stole $2000 dollars lmaooo

Well he just left single......

Wait...

YES GURL ME TOO

So it turns out, Jordan KNEW about Tori. It was confirmed on the After Show (Finally they made some use to it). They were playing a game called “Who’s Side Piece Is This?” This was Mike’s:

Jordan..... NO

But damn, Mike dropped her and everything like a hot rock

Jordan: “He told me he was following in love with me, like, three days ago”

hmmmm sounds familiar ....

Speaking of affairs....

Jenn’s boyfriend Travis: “I hope this 5 seconds of fame was worth it”

LMFAOOOO 

So Jenn cheated on her boyfriend with *rolls eyes* Peter. The same dude that violently screams at her and hits objects....but what for? 

Peter: “I clearly hate Anna... and I feel like Jenn has to stop talking to Anna...” whine whine whine ugh #paranoia 

The shade the production crew threw at Peter was ... art. He had such bad editing... or is that just the way he is?  

Anna: “All we hear is Peter screaming. The entire house is upset.”

Mike: “pete does this and he’s been doing this for years. He meets a girl that he finds attractive and if the girl finds him attractive at the same time, it’s like balls to the wall 100 mph... you think this is a one time thing?  this is the first step to the process. The second step is when she comes out with us and we get there he is going to sit there and if like one look to like another dude and that’s when sh#t is going to go off...”

Peter: “I wasn’t even yelling, it’s not even yelling. Listen you wanna see me yell? I’ll scream”

Um .... Jenn.... I don’t know about this one....

Jenn: “The problem is, like, the fact that like no one f%%king knows what I’ve been through, I have been through an abusive relationship...” 

*cough* According to statistics, if you find yourself in an abusive relationship, you might wind up in another one, consciously or subconsciously.*cough* 

This behavior is down right demented... Imagine how Anna felt when PeterTheScreamer randomly asks to talk to her alone...

LMAO this passive agressive b###h!! Of course Peter wants to take control of Jenn’s situation *cough*

If she said more she would be feeling the wrath of PeterTheScreamer #Props 

Oh she Peter now huh?

here is a rare moment: Robbie being honest about how he feels about people... nice

Jenn: “I gave you guys the benefit of the doubt. Peter was pissed at me that night and the reason why he was yelling at me is because he can’t stand you two, that’s why he was yelling at me”

I mean.... I don’t think there is any good reason why he should be abusive towards you but.....  

same.... same

There is no other way to handle this trash ass situation, tbh

Katrina: “Peter is just crazy, he like he just so annoying... and he is blowing something so little out of proportion he’s not a man he should not be in a relationship he needs to get help”

LMAO She legit ditched him and he got so mad.... they live together....  #Psycho

I wish I could say Jenn Peter came to her his senses

TIME FOR COMBAT

Peter: “STFU WITH YOUR FAKE ASS TITTIES”

Production: “What are you trying to accomplish by commenting on her boobs?”

YASSSSS PRODUCTION CALL HIS ASS OUT!!!!!!!! DRAG HIM

Orlana: “Peter looked like he was about to fight them, like He got very close”

Production: “We have decided to send you home and end your experience in Seattle the punch to the refrigerator and the punching of walls are demonstrations of angry outbursts u have had in the past. You were told by Matt that those sort of aggressive outbursts could not be tolerated you agreed and told him that these sort of incidents would not happen again. Last Sunday your behavior was hostile intimidating and was the spark that led the fight between Jenn and Anna. You pushed Jenn away several times in an effort to get her to stop restraining you. After the altercation between Jenn and Anna you physically imposed security and you got into Anna’s face in an imposing and physically threatening way. You antagonized Anna. Due to your continued instigation and hostile behavior with your roommates you are being sent home tonight you must leave the house by 8 pm.” 

LMAOOOOOO YASSSSSSSSS YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

“you good?  any last words? you sure? its your last moment?”

Prince charming storms away hoping to rescue his long lost lover, trapped in his enemies lair....

Peter: “she doesn’t think like us dude, she is dumb....“

Peter: “If i wasn’t with her, i would probably fight Robbie... just because”

Damn .... no allies 

Mike: “She’s not that hot”

Peter asks.... haha yeah right, not with them demonic eyes. Peter tells Jenn...

Peter: “I need you to leave with me” Jenn: “That’s not fair Peter” Peter: “I don’t care”

Oddly enough this PeterTheScreamer session wasn’t started by Anna-Katrina or Jenn. The night was .... dare I say... instigated.... but by whom?

None of this would have ever have happened if he just stuck with his act of “Everybody is cool with Robbie persona” 

Robbie: ““Domestic abuse verbal.” Who could be Googling that?”

Why does he have animosity towards that stack sisters?

Robbie: “....Every night? separating yourself from the group?”

but nah that wasn’t the real issue... the real issue?

Robbie: “Honestly I am a little annoyed about this... I wanted everyone to enjoy”

They Betrayed Robbie’s MEATBALLS

Robbie does have a mean streak, this is the same guy that burned all of his ex-gf’s (Jenn) belongings and sent her a video of it .... like bruh you were the one that missed the single life not her

Robbie could have been... dare I say... a production puppet. After all he was the only one that got filmed at the end for his arrival at home

Little moments from this terrible show about 7 (or more) strangers:

Peter’s removal from the house:

The house banding together against racial inequalities:

Will and his... issue: 

Will: “Yo, could you grab me some toilet paper”

Dueling cousins, dueling on literally everything:

UPDATES

MTV did their after the show update here . Tyara declined (or wasn’t asked) for an after-real-world-update. Maybe she was bitter about MTV outing her pregnancy... perhaps she had more in common to Theo than we thought. It’s safe to say her ass ain’t coming back to mtv. 

Theo and Whats-Her-Face-Anika competed on “The Challenge: Invasion Of The Champs”. You blink and they are gone. 

TORI FINALLY SPILLS THE TEA

“Are You The One” after show of season 5 episode 6

“The Aftermatch: No Bro-Code”

Tori: “So Mike went on another reality show called the real world, and he cheated on me with a girl named Jordan, who was also on the show, and obviously that aired, and then that blew up our relationship, and I found out and now Mike, and I absolutely don’t talk. I have a restraining order against him, and it ended really bad... and it was the worse mistake of my life”

RIP: To all the beefs, pranks, and funny times MTV felt compelled to edit out -_-

[ohsekitty94]

Truth Tag

@adajjau

I never do these types of things so please bare with me... lol

What was your: last drink: Water cuz water is life last phone call: my dad last text message: whatever.... to my mom last song you listened to: wait a minute by willow last time you cried: honestly, i don’t know, it must have been during a Disney pixar movie Have you ever: dated someone twice: nah been cheated on: no kissed someone and regretted it: no lost someone special: plenty been depressed: yeaaaaaaaaa been drunk and thrown up: nope... (ok maybe once) In the past year have you: made a new friend: I have! fallen out of love: nope laughed until you cry: yes….I do this quite frequently met someone who changed you: not really found out who your true friends are: I believe so kissed anyone of your followers: nope General how many people on your tumbr do you know irl: I know a couple but theres only a few I talk to on a daily basis ^^ do you want to change your name: just my last name 😏 what time did you wake up today: 7:50 ish what were you doing at midnight last night: Nocked out sleeping cuz school is pretty tiring name something you can’t wait for: sehuns movie, drama, and maybe his new solo album cuz he deserves it 😌 what is the one thing you wish you could change about your life: everything tbh~ what are you listening to right now: liability by lorde what’s getting on your nerves right now: My parents, school, and homework that's litterally taking up all my time i barely have have time for exo kkeabsongg 😫 nicknames: @adajjau calls me hunnie and I call her nini cuz we cool like that and we ship sekai 😎✌ relationship: single pringle zodiac sign: Pisces pronouns: she/her/quiet gurl favourite tv shows: I haven't watched t.v in a while but I enjoy anime school: shitty high school that shouldnt even be a school hair colour: I'm a brunette long or short hair: long height: 5′ 3″ ish do i have a crush on someone: I'm faithful to my one and only oh sehun, so no lol yehet! what do you like about yourself: everything (gotta have self love ya know) tattoos: none First: first surgery: 1 year old and every year after first piercing: ears first best friend: idk some chick who I don't know nor remember first sport you joined: does gym soccer count? first vacation: maybe Texas cuz I got fam down there first pair of trainers/sneakers: they were probably from payless shoes 😑 Rn: eating: nothing drinking: water listening to: koko boo by exo it's a jam waiting for: something good to take me by surprise want any kids: it's either one or none want to get married: yes... to oh sehun 🙂 that's the goal career: an anthestisiologest Which is better: lips or eyes: both hugs or kisses: both shorter or taller: taller older or younger: older romantic or spontaneous: both nose, stomach or nice arms: arms?? sensitive or loud: inbetween hookup or relationship: relationship troublemaker or hesitant: I'm a combination actually Have you ever: kissed a stranger: no drank hard liqour: nope lost glasses or contacts: I lost my fake glasses and im still upset about it... broke someone’s heart: hope not been arrested: nooo turned someone down: nope? cried when someone died: of course (r.i.p ot12) 😢😭😢😭😢 I'm still mourning fallen for a friend: nope Do you believe in yourself: sure miracles: yes love at first sight: absolutely santa claus: only when the season comes around kiss on the first date: no i would wait And I guess that it... I dont feel like tagging other ppl this is just for you nini ^^ thx for tagging me love ya

[thirstyfortom]

Finally I can request yaaaaay!! This is my first time! Ok could you please do how would the rfa+v+saeran react to MC being a professional figure skater (like Viktor from yoi), and the reason that she is in Korea is because for a competition, like she is not from Korea she's a foreigner

I can’t follow this request exactly as it is,otherwise MC could have lost the competition for W.O. since she was trapped for11 days lololol. So I’m just going with a foreigner MC living in Korea fortraining, is that ok?

RFA + Saeran and V with an ice skater MC

Zen

Powercouple, the tabloids are going crazy about him dating this super talented andpromising ice skater from Thailand (like Phichit <3)

Yourschedules are a mess, so it’s hard for him to watch you competing, and it’shard for you to watch his musicals

Butyou two try to make the best out of it, and he dedicates all his free time towatch your practices

Sonof a bitch even joins you in the ice rink and damn, he got some fine moves youcould use

Actually,exchanging dance moves are a thing to both of you. And the result is always amazing!

Whenhe released his first album, you were competing in Germany so you couldn’t makeit to the party, not that he minded, you already knew all the songs.

Matterof fact, you used of them in your program.

 Yoosung

Poorthing is so intimidated by this tall Australian girl who looks like an icegoddess in that rink.

Butyou’re always bringing him along to your practices and eventual competitionsthat take place in Korea.

Hestill can’t go abroad with you due to college, but he will definitely followyou around the world once he graduates.

He’slegitimately your biggest fan, he learned everything about the jumps andjudging criteria so he can actually be a part of this.

Youteach him how to skate, he’s not as elegant as you, but still… he’s verygracious.

Hebarely stayed to his graduation, he needed to go home to watch you in thefinals of the Grand Prix in Switzerland.

Helost your presentation, but he came in time to see you getting interviewedabout your bronze medal. When you said you dedicated this to your boyfriend whojust graduated, he’s gone!

Jaehee

Shewants to know everything about your job and about your home country: SouthAfrica.

LikeYoosung, turns into your biggest fan and learns everything she can about thesport so you can always talk about it.

Yourcoach thinks her advices to you are really on point. Yes, do as she says, girl,and you can bring the gold home.

She’sso interested in this she becomes a fan of other ice skaters, and she knows alot of facts about your competitors she’s more than happy to share with you andyour coach.

She’slike a soccer mom sometimes, always pushing you and encouraging you to bringyou’re A game even in the practices. Even your coach tells her to go easy onyou.

Butyou don’t mind, her enthusiasm and encouraging help you a lot, and it pays offwhen you bring a silver medal home (not a golden one, but just wait untilOlympics)

Andthe celebration is nothing too over the top, just the two of you on a cute iceskating date followed by some cocoa your amazing girlfriend made it.

Jumin

Anothertabloid material couple. Mr. Director and this Mexican ice skater living inKorea for training.

It’shard for both of you to catch up with each other’s work, but the mutual supportis essential even from afar.

Andif he can’t be there in person, he makes sure to send you gifts and cardsreminding you how much he is proud of you for everything and how he can’t waitto see you.

Ofcourse he also gives you financial support, making sure you have the bestcoach, the best physical training, the best costumes. He’ll pay copyright forany song in the world you need for your routines.

LikeJaehee, always encouraging you to bring your best, but he goes a little easieron you since he’s worried you’re might be straining yourself.

Hecleaned his schedule to watch you in the finals of the Grand Prix in Denmark.

Iscompletely gone when you show up in a costume that reminds a lot a cat. No, notjust any cat, that majestic white cat called Elizabeth the 3rd. Oh,she should be here to see this too.

Saeyoung

Whenhe finds in the background check that you’re a Jamaican girl who ice skates, hecan only think about one thing:

ONEOF THE GREATEST MOVIES EVER MADE: COOL RUNNINGS!

Ona serious note, tho: he loves it! He loves to go to your practice and watchesyou mesmerized, he always yells YAAAAAASSS everytime you jump.

He’salways with you no matter where you’re competing, though he stays more in thebackstage rooting for you.

Besure he has strong opinions about your costumes and make-up. He even does yourmake-up sometimes, and it’s always flawless!

Youcame back from the Grand Prix in Russia with an honorable fourth place,impressive for someone who never even seen snow for most of her life. He’s superproud!

Butwhat he really likes is that you chose “I Can See Clearly Now” by Jimmy Cliff,for your routine. Yes, he’s not the only one to like Cool Runnings here.

Saeran

 Whywould a Brazilian girl be an ice skater? I would be damned if I don’t pairthis precious boy with a Brazilian MC Does it even snow in Brazil? itdoes in the south

Whenhe led you to Rika’s apartment, you weren’t competing yet, you just moved in toKorea

Wheneverything is over, he feels guilty for a lot of things, of course. But leadinga foreigner girl in a different country with very different culture from hersis what he regrets the most.

Sonow it’s his personal mission to support you in everything you do, even when hemisses you so much.

You’realways chatting via Skype and he asks about everything, the competition, thecountry you are right now, how you’re gonna take down the competition.EVERYTHING!

Oncehis therapist says It’s okay for him to travel and face large crowds, be surehe’ll follow you around whenever you go.

He’ssuper proud when you win a 5th place using the song he suggested foryour routine.

V

Gurl…the photos he takes of you…

Sincehe doesn’t really have a boss or a schedule, he follows you abroad. This man isbasically your guide and makes sure you’re learning and enjoying every countryyou visit at its fullest

Beingalso very rich, he can make sure you have the best training and the bestcostumes.

Andwhen you tell him you’re thinking about having an original song for yourroutine, be sure he’ll find the best musicians to make this happen.

 Hehas access to the best spots in the rink, so his photos of you are alwaysperfect. He sells some of them to the press, but keeps most of them to himselfand his personal collection.

Heknew you were getting at least the bronze medal after that amazing presentationin the Grand Prix, and when you actually did, he was super proud.

Thecelebration involved you two heading to your home country: United ArabEmirates. And there goes another photo shoot of you.

[spiritxiii]

Get to Know Me 2017

For anyone that cares (plus I’ve got the free time). Was tagged by @pandykae , so Here We Go!~

Most Recent:

1) Drink: Water

2) Phone Call: Brother

3) Text Message: “Rad~”

4) Song: LIFE WILL CHANGE Cover by RichaadEB

5) Time I Cried?: When two of my dogs died a week apart from each other...

Have You:

6) Dated Someone Twice: Every girlfriend I’ve had, as we get together, broke up, but got back together, but break up again.

7) Kissed Someone and Regretted It: Not really.

8) Been Cheated On: Luckily no (as far as I was aware).

9) Lost Someone Special: yeah... no comment. Not family thankfully, but still. And not by death, they moved away.

10) Been Depressed: That’s the thing, I’m always depressed - just most days they’re courteous to not to stomp me into the ground (personifying my depression helps a lot).

11) Gotten Drunk: Only had sips of alcohol. WANTED to throw up, but didn’t. All the ones I’ve had have not been that great (just turned 21 this year by the by).

12-14) Three Favorite Colors: Amethyst Purple, Scarlet Red, and Gray.

In The Last Year:

15) Made New Friends: Yes, two new college pals~ GEEKS UNITE!~

16) Fallen Out of Love: Had nobody to love the last year.

17) Laughed Until You Cried: TWICE

18) Found Out Someone was Talking About You: Well gee this post sure does sound like that! But in person, nope.

19) Met Someone Who Changed You: To an extent, my college pal Emery. He’s got different set of political and social view, so its good to converse with someone with such a different point of view and find common ground.

20) Found Out Who Your Friends Are: No sinking friendships, so nope~

21) Kissed Someone on Your Facebook List: I mean they’re either Family, In Relationships, or Far Away, so no.

General:

22) How Many of Your Facebook Friends Do You Know In Real Life: All. NEXT!

23) Do You Have Pets: 3 doge. All gurls. Much cute~ Oldest to Youngest: Pilani, Princess, and Harley.

24) Do You Want to Change Your Name: Well, I don’t know another Calvin in person, so not at all! I is unique!~

25) What Did You Do For Your Last Birthday: Tried Alcohol with my family. blugh.

26) What Time Did You Wake Up: Twice today, 4:30am and 2pm. Naps are nice in Summer~

27) What were you doing at Midnight Last Night: Watching YouTube Videos and playing Shadowverse on Steam.

28) Name Something You Can’t Wait For: SPLATOON 2/SPLA2N!~

29) When Was the Last Time You Saw Your Mom: *Looks to the left* Just now.

30) What is One Thing You Wish You Could Change In Your Life: SAVING. MONEY.

31) What Are You Listening To Right Now: *Headache med & Lowes commercials in the background, this sentence being typed out at this very moment*

32) Have You Ever Talked to Someone Named Tom: No? Weird.

33) Something That is Getting On Your Nerves: Modern U.S. Political Circumstances. Otherwise nothing really irritates me to the point of rage. Irritation sure, but not violence.

34) Most Visited Website: Not counting the Google - YouTube, Twitch, Twitter, Tumblr, and CRUNCHYROLL!~

Info About Me:

35) Mole(s): I have black dots on my arms, but otherwise no large bumps.

36) Mark(s): Not a mark, but I have a lump & scar from that one time I split my head open on the corner of a coffee table when I was 5 - Behind and slightly above my right ear. I thought it was a pimple for the longest time (DO NOT ATTEMPT TO REMOVE THE IMMOVABLE).

37) Childhood Dream: I always wanted to be a teacher. Getting there~

38) Hair Color: Really Dark “Mistakable for Black” Brown.

39) Long or Short Hair: Getting Mid Range, but short. Prefer my bangs be just long enough to cover my THICK, LUSCIOUS BROWS!

40) Do You Have a Crush On Someone: Who Doesn’t? At this time, not really.

41) What do You Like About Yourself: My ability to be fit and yet still somehow have a pillow belly drum. Also my unstoppable FACIAL HAIR!~

42) Piercings: Nadda.

43) Blood Type: Honestly, no idea.

44) Nickname: Cal? Spirit (not often), Dante (FFXIV character name).

45) Relationship Status: S i n g l e a n d P r o u d ! ~

46) Zodiac: GEMINI!~ (And I do Have a Twin Brother)

47) Pronouns: Him/He/His/San

48) Favorite Show: MY HERO ACADEMIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLUS ULTRA!!!~

49) Tattoos: No Plans, not against but that’s money to be spent elsewhere.

50) Right or Left Handed: Left, but well coordinated.

51) Surgery: When I was 8 or so [REDACTED].

52) Hair Dyed: Nah.

53) Sport: Racquetball and Archery. Used to play Soccer many moons ago.

54) Vacation: NEXT WEEK TO HAWAII!~

55) Pair of Trainers: Do Sun and Moon count?

More:

56) Eating: HaRdLy! Only had a bowl of rice today.

57) Drinking: Ice cold water~

58) [REDACTED]

59) I’m About To: BREAK! Nah, watch more videos.

60) Waiting For: SPLATOON SPLATOON SPLATOON!~ Hawaii too!~

61) Want: See the above. Also Kobayashi Season 2 pls~

62) Get Married: Gotta find someone first, geez!

63) Career: Hopefully teaching. Otherwise writing in some fashion, OTHERWISE hire me please.

Which is Better:

64) Hugs or Kisses: Hugs are easier, so kisses when they do happen~

65) Lips or Eyes: Eyes draw me in more.

66) Shorter or Taller: I’m game for either, honestly a taller gal would be fantastic~

67) Older or Younger: Its a number, but I prefer slightly older gals.

68) Nice Arms or Nice Stomach?: As long as I could rest my head on them I’m good.

69) Sensitive or Loud?: Why not Both? I know I am!

70) Hook Up or Relationship: Much prefer a relationship.

 71) Troublemaker or Hesitant: Hesitance implies thinking, so that. A lil trouble making ain’t bad so long as its in good fun~

Have I Ever:

72) Kissed a Stranger: Why?

73) Drank Hard Liquor: Took sips, not my thing.

74) Lost Glasses/Contact Lenses: Does breaking them count? Otherwise their either on my face or on a counter I was at moments ago.

75) Turned Someone Down: Never had the opportunity if that’s what I think it means. In common day practice all the time, time is precious.

76) Sex on the First Date: If they offer, sure. Doubt it though.

77) Broken Someone’s Heart: At least 3.

78) Been Heart Broken: Once by relationship, twice when dogs died, and again when a grandmother figure of mine passed recently...

79) Been Arrested: Gotta Catch Me First. But nah, I’M A GOOD BOI!

80) Cried When Someone Died: Almost did, but I had to be strong for the rest of my family.

81) Fallen for a Friend: I mean all relationships should start as friends, so of course.

Do You Believe In:

82) Yourself: 9 Times Outta 10!~

83) Miracles: All the time.

84) Love at First Sight: Felt it once. Best relationship I had.

85) Santa Claus: Trade Secrets aren’t to be talked about in public forums!

86) Kiss On the First Date: In two relationships I had that turned out rocky.

Other:

87) Current Best Friend Name: Kaleb. Been Friends since before we were born. Kinda hard to not be friends with someone who you’ve bunked with since conception.

88) Eye Color: Dark “Almost Black” Brown.

89) Favorite Movie: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit... If I had one movie to watch till the end of my days... Lilo & Stitch.

90) Hobby: Card Games. Occasional Bow shooting. List making.

91) Favorite Book: If comic strips count, Calvin & Hobbes. Novels, A Series of Unfortunate Events. A singular, standalone book: The Odyssey & The Iliad.

92) Did You Have Fun with this List?: Yeah, though I’ve done similar before.

Anyone out there reading this, feel free to do so as well.

Um... tagging.

@belakitu @spazzythewolfie , and everyone else got tagged by Pandy (TRAITOR!~ nah, es good - Thanks for tagging me!~)