#my goat charlie slimecicle

[doubledizzy1258]

tell me why the fuck i looked up slarlie chimecicle. i think im going insane.

[medlarmeadows]

In His Mountain Goat Era

cc!Charlie Slimecicle x fem!reader

Synopsis: Charlie and reader goes bouldering.

Warning(s): swearing.

Word count: 680

A/N: I saw Charlie’s IG story of him climbing, yelled, and birthed this.

“I’m going to climb that one.”

“That one – Charlie, that’s a V4.”

Charlie turns to look at you, an excited grin on his face. His messy hair is slightly stained white from the several times he mussed it with his chalk-stained hands. If he had been wearing his spectacles, you were sure it would be dusty from chalk, too.

“I can do it.”

“You’re going to fall off.”

“It can’t be that much harder than a V3.”

“You completed like one V3. You’re gonna fall,” you jab, but you’re already leaning back as you sit on the floor with an amused smile. You know your boyfriend, and you know that he was definitely going to climb it no matter what you say.

“Bet.”

Not longer than a minute later, there’s a thud on the floor. You walk over to Charlie, looming over him with a smug I-told-you-so grin.

“I’ve hit rock bottom,” he wheezes out.

Snorting, you extend your hand towards him. He takes it without hesitation.

“Come on, mountain goat,” you say as you pull him to standing. “Let’s try some more V3s before attempting that again.”

The two of you spend the next hour completing V3 routes, yelling advice at each other when needed.

“Step on the blue one below!” Charlie yells from the mat.

“Where?” you yell back.

“The dinosaur shaped one!”

“The what?” Your left hand shakes from the effort of holding onto the small hold. You peer below you to try to look for the hold he's describing. “I can’t see that from my perspective, give me the general direction.”

“It’s uh,” he pauses and squints for a second. “Fuck. That’s green, not blue.”

“Charlie what – fuck!”

Your left hand slips from the hold and you fall on the mat with a thud.

After bickering and half-excuses (“I’m not wearing my glasses!” “You’re wearing contacts, idiot!”), Charlie decides to attempt the V4 again.

“Don’t fall this time, love,” you smirk at him.

Charlie stares at the route, humming, and you think he’s trying to map out the route in his head. Then, he turns to you with a playful look in his eyes.

“I won’t if you give me a good luck kiss.”

The smirk on your face immediately melts off and is replaced by a warm sensation on your cheeks. The two of you had been dating for a year, and yet Charlie never failed to find a way to fluster you.

“Come on,” he coaxes. “Pretty please?”

Rolling your eyes, you grab his chin and drag him down towards you into a short kiss. You’re very aware that your fingers are going to leave chalk stains on his chin, but Charlie doesn’t seem to mind as he chases your lips when you pull away. Cheekily, he steals a quick peck on the corner of your lips before turning back to the bouldering wall.

You whip out your phone and press record as Charlie starts to climb the V4. He works his way through the beginning faster now that he has a little more experience. When he falters at particularly difficult hold, you cheer from your spot on the mat.

Before you know it, he reaches the top and matches his hands on the last hold. You’re whooping and cheering at his accomplishment. Charlie turns around to look at you, letting go of one hand to give you a thumbs up, and you swear you’ve never seen a more beautiful man look at you (even with a thumb-shaped white chalk stain on his chin).

When he jumps back down to the mat, you ambush him with a tight hug.

“You did it!”

“All thanks to your good luck kiss,” he replies, grinning down at you.

You roll your eyes at him and give him a light shove.

“My turn.”

You complete the V4 ten seconds faster than Charlie. He argues that it’s because you used his beta. You shoot back that it’s a skill issue, smacking his shoulder with a chalk-stained hand.

You notice the glint in Charlie’s eyes too late.

Either way, you both leave the climbing gym with your hair and clothes whiter than it was when you first came.

[doubledizzy1258]

HELLO BECAUSE I'VE BEEN WONDERING WHY I GET DEJA VU WHENEVER I SEE HIS THUMBNAILS OH MY GOD 😭😭😭

okay wait I havent been a huge fan of the super clickbaity thumbnails but this is so funny holy shit he really just photoshopped the shirt color to make it look different every time with the same red circle in the corner and everything. if it aint broke dont fix it ig

[mosscloakenthusiast]

watching slmccl stanley parable again and i gotta talk about my very genuine belief that charlie slimecicle is like the perfect letsplayer for comedy games. he so flawlessly plays into the bits that the writers set up. If i was a comedy game dev and charlie slimecicle played my game i would fucking lose it bc he gets!!! the jokes!!

like in stanley parable in the like "everything is a dream stanley dies" ending, stanley wakes up in the basement and, on his gamer instincts, charlie slimecicle starts screaming, just for narrator to be like "stanley started screaming", like AGH !! he GETS IT!!!

i will be so autistic about charlie slimecicle's comedy game letsplays here's some more examples for you: - charlie slimecicle plays superliminal (I SOLVED THE HARDEST PUZZLE) - charlie slimecicle plays goat simulator (goat simulator 3 is the funniest game ever made) - charlie slimecicle plays the looker (i solved the impossible puzzle) you should watch all of these right now he proves my point so flawlessly

i am 100% sincere about this. he is the ultimate comedy letsplayer i love him. like if you like any of the games on that list i implore you to watch charlie slimecicle's playthrough of it fr fr

also he is just so genuinely enjoys all the games he plays and that is just so lovely

[slimecicle-updates]

Charlie replied to Ranboo on twitter!

[Image ID:

A cropped screenshot of a tweet by When Will Ranboo Stream @/WhenRanbooLive with a reply by Ranboo @/Ranboosaysstuff and Slimecicle @/Slimecicle.

Ranboo’s tweet reads “GOAT SIMULATOR STREAM WITH CHARLIE TODAY!!!”

Ranboo’s reply reads “My mom is excited for the stream so she sent me this”. Attached is a cropped screenshot of a text message containing an image of an incredibly oversized Ranboo Flop plush resting its head on a Slimecicle plush.

Charlie’s reply reads “That is so sweet but why is this image so ominously lit they are going to kill me”.

End ID]

[acetheabnormal]

what animal do you thing q!slimecicle, q!elmariana and q!juanaflippa would be?

Sorry for the late answer but I had to think long and hard about it first! I don't know if this is going to end up my final answer but it makes the most sense to me at the moment.

First, I believe Charlie would absolutely be a goat. Not really any specific type of goat, just a goat. I swear it's not because of his Goat Simulator stream, I promise.

My reasoning is that he's a bit of a menace (as goats typically tend to be), and taking into account that he loves traversing rough terrain. Also, I feel like if Charlie was any type of animal, head-butting would be his favorite thing to do. Insert goat here. Goats are also pretty resilient which I feel like fits him quite well.

For Mariana I wasn't as sure about my choice and all I really thought was "He has to be a bird of some kind" so I went with two possible options. I went with birds mostly because I think that would translate well with his MC skin and the fact that he has a cape.

One, I think he'd be a good secretary bird. Really cool looking plumage, loves to kick, and has lots of style and grace. Behavior-wise I'm not as sure, since birds don't demonstrate as much of it as goats do so there isn't much comparison there.

Two, I think any type of hawk or eagle could work as well. Birds of prey seem to fit him really well in my mind and I can't fully explain why. I can't think of any other types of animal that could work as well!

Juanaflippa would be an armadillo hands down because I LOVE armadillos, they are so cute and interesting, and I feel like their protective/defensive nature fits her well. Also, please just imagine a tiny little armadillo with glasses, and understand why this is important. Imagine her rolling up into a little ball. Imagine her riding on her parents' back and being an inch tall. Perfection

I'm debating drawing these, but until I can figure out colors and designs I'll just give you my thoughts for now! Thank you for reading my essay

[moonfruito]

for the last like eight or nine days since charlie slimecicle last streamed i have had a tab open with the full nearly seven-hour goat simulator 3 stream charlie did with ranboo back in december and every time i find myself a need a dopamine boost i watch some more of it like i'm taking a hit of a drug, like i'm rationing my limited supply of survival resources to keep myself going for as long as i can. i'm about three hours in.

[codecicle]

can I bring out the hashtag beast in you and ask your top 5 slimecicle streams :3

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY YOU CAN!!! These are all tied and equal in my heart, and appear in no particular order ^_^

☝️ number one, codeflippa revival stream 🗣🗣🗣‼️honestly just chose this vod out of every qsmp vod just because I could analyze every single frame for HOURS. he was so close to being free from his grief man... he figured out how to live his life normally and take care of his nephews n nieces again, no longer seeing himself as some misclicker or unworthy of being a father (figure), then his "daughter" just waltzed back into his life and reset all his progress. straight back to the denial stage of grief , and having him push everyone who loves or cares about him away.

Number two gotta be the full bedwars vod. Again this one's just for analysis, since I'm a mega nerd about minecraft pvp and his movements/how he learns or plays the game keep stumping me each time. You know how professional chess players often joke about how the less experience you have, the harder time they'll have beating you, since you just do whatever without any strategy in a strategy-based game? That's what this stream feels like. What is he doing literally ever and Why Is It Working

Number three!! Condi, Charlie, n Grizz all hang out on SMPLive <33 banger stream honestly, it's so nothingburger but it's like a nice comforting podcast (AND IT HAS SOOO MANY FATED REFERENCES ^_^!!)

Helldivers council vod. No elaboration, just watch it. My streamers

And honestly? Out of all the unhinged vods he has, this one was the actual worst. If a mod wasn't screenrecording it mightve became lost media, and I woulda been happy. Number 5 is his fnaf vod

Honorable mentions off the top of my head: all origins vods, condi and him playing all of the dark pictures games, goat simulator vod, and the final bunger stream.

Non-honorable mentions: the current elden ring streams

also i know 3/5 of these are minecraft vods, but in case you want more of those i organized this bigass playlist ‼️‼️ peace n love on planet autism ✌️

[void-speaks]

Here as usual, not watching it live (too sleepy to watch it live), but documenting my thoughts on Founder's Cut live!

Huge spoilers for both Generation Loss and Founder's Cut

First thing first, OH MY GOD NOT THE SCREAMS AHEISHAODOSOEBDIDBEIFID

Also yippee the Squiggles return! :D

Brother went to Little Nightmares world lmao

OH MY GOD THE INTRODUCTION THINGIES

OH MY GOD THAT'S WHY HE WAS DOING WEIRD POSES AND NOT LOOKING AT THE CAMERA HE WAS LOOKING AT A DIFFERENT CAMERA BUT WE COULDN'T SEE IT AHAODJWISBDIWJZIKDSNSOBEKDIENISBDIDI THAT'S SUCH A NEAT DETAIL OH MY LORD

Christian Hell :)

STEVEN THE STAKER :D

Christian Hell demons don't like the Slime demon :(

Oags8sbwisjswishajiaid Charlie's got them long lashes god damn

Why the spaghetti specifically 🤔

OH MY GOD I SEE WHY EWWWWW

Nice some eyeballs in a jar cool

Npc dialog core

Wait why is it repeating

Oh man, they didn't do anything with the slime bit :(

SPAM

BEHIND YOU?

IT'S REPEATING AGAIN turly noc dialog moment

THE OMINOUS SHOT ON THE PICKLE JAR IS FUCKING HILARIOUS GOOD JOB TEAM

Oh now that I think about it, I wonder if they'll do something for the creature?

Brother we get it, you don't know how to cook, you said that THREE TIMES ALREADY!!!

His hand is shaky :(

Oh there's a goat on the wall

Not the napkin tearing because of the slime lmao

Oh my lord Rainbow's hands are so fucking big

WEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I wonder if it's actually stuck or if it's a bit

THE SLIME DIMENSION YEAAAAAAAAAH

Oh I just noticed that Slimecicle didn't even come from the cabin but from the side lmao

It was a good job Slime wdym >:(

Behind you :)

Ohhh a tape

WAIT OH NO A TAPE NO NO NONONO

WAS THAT TABLE ALWAYS A SPIDER?

THE MASK IS BLINKING WIEUEUWHEUWUEUEIWUEUE

What if Hetch really was trying to help at first but then Showfall said "haha, no ❤️" for the sake of the dramatic plot twist?

Actually no, I don't think Hetch is a real person. I think he's just as brainless as everyone else, so he was meant to be the dramatic plot twist character from the very beginning, because the lines he is saying right now are very double-edged, especially if you've watched Genloss before.

THEY WOKE UP AGAIN I FORGOT ABOUT THAT PART OMG

IS HE SCREAMING FRANK GET OUT OF HERE WHAT? HUH? HUH??????

Sneegsnag

FRAAAAAAAAAAAANK

Oh my god..m.... he's in denial.......

Wait no what if Sneeg sees Frank as a real person and not a skeleton like we do that's crazy

A thing going? 🤨

"HAHAHAHHAHAHAH I'm stuck to the bottom of the box!!"

Ohhh they cut the goofy dialog

WAIT THEY CUT OUT THE GOOFY DIALOG TO PERHAPS APPEAL TO THE VIEWERS MORE SINCE WE LOVE THE SCARY PARTS?

EVIL SNEEG WELCOME BACK

Oh hey the funky battle system is gone too

Oh another cut to get rid of the goofy part

Oh did they cut out Sneeg impersonating Slime? :(

It feels like I'm hearing new music so maybe there will be an update to the Genloss album? 🤔

"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH PeNiS"

SLAY >:D

Oh was Sneeg stuck in place the entire night? Truly npcs material

"Butts in the air" also sir you weren't sitting you were standing

Oh also 8 hours of sleep? That's healthy

Ranboo had a knife on him the entire time? 🤨

Um.... dude.... what's with the noises

THEY CUT OUT SQUIGGLES DIALOG OH NOO 😭

Oh hey the creature

Okay so just a scary zoom in so far or idk I can't see shit

HE PICKED UP A MERCH SHIRT FROM THE MERCH BOX LMAO

Get locked loser

A little sad that they didn't do much with the creature, but it's okay

Sharkciclester

OHHHHH A NICE LITTLE VS SCREEN COOL

NOT IF I DONE YOU FIRST, UM, HUH?

Oh the crytal ball that's where we created the creature

Ohhhh spooky

Okay wait, Squiggles did speak of outside interferences, so maybe Hetch is real

They fucking tied up my Hero what the fuck that's not very pog slay of them

They killed my fucking Hero

THAT'S A LITTLE TOO MUCH JUICE BITCH

Letting the audience have their win huh?

Ohhhh the camera man showing up so boldly that's nice

The person lying on the table right now has a pedicure, actually

Sudden surgery edit okay....

Yeah no he definitely did say in

"I put a whole shitter on my wrist" LMAO

Also love how Ranboo is disgusted by the toilet but not by going into someone's guts.

YEAH CHARLIE YOU TELL 'EM

"Don't go ripping open any fucking bros" so real so true king

SQUIGGLES!!!

THEY ADDED SQUIGGLES BACK!

Also wait why does Ranboo also has a bomb strapped to him

I love the rats :)

IT WAS A BAD DAY TO BE A CHEESECAKE!!

Rat pat on the head

Eathan Nester, Unemployed

TURNEEEEER 😭

So real Squiggles :(

I'm bad at math so real dude

"His little eyes...." yeah so real Squiggles 😭

Austin Show, Gay

Several wives and many children I'd like to come home to

"I LOVE WOMEN"

Steve, Billy Johny and Sally :)

"CHILDREN"

"HETEROSEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS"

SNEEG'S HAT :D

Hehehhe Squiggles is panicking :)

Ohhhh flashback :)

"It's a fucking slurry"

No no no, Squiggles, everything is fine, Sneeg is definitely not escaping, don't worry about it :)

I wonder what they did with Frank

Ohhhh everyone paused

Ohhh they took his fucking hat

Also I just noticed that the mask they put on Sneeg is different from other Showfall masks, it has like the dialpads on it while the others don't

Oh I think they like neutralized the hat or smth

Ohhhhh they put it backwards

But also the Showfall employees are all extremely slay, they look great

Sneeg, The Taken

"Hi Sneeg!" I LOVE SQUIGGLES YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Oh the rats are clapping

Niki "Ninachu," Nice

The audio sounds different here 🤔

Oh they definitely did re-record it because it was a little muffled during the streams

Damn I love Squiggles

"Vinny Vinesauce," Hoarder

I wonder if when they say "they" or "them" whether they're addressing just Ranboo by those pronouns or both Ranboo and the viewers. Either way, slay

Lol Ethan just talking with the rat

Also I wonder how they set up the Genloss set

I mean, where the fuck did they get a carousel from?

Oh wait I forgot Sneeg wasn't even tied to the carousel holy fuck

NOOOOOO NOT FRANK NOOOO

"You don't have to go, you don't really have to go" :)

They're talking about God in the background? Lmao

Ohhh there's Minecraft candy :)

Oh they cut out the lick the wallpaper part too :(

"Oh they're still alive" LMAO

NIKI NOOOOOO 😭

I love how they're just not helping

I love how they can just shoot the Puzzler but they don't

So they left this in but not everything else...

"They gotta go through the bullet too?" SNEEG 😭

PEEKABOO BITCH

FACTORY RESET?????????

Where the fuck did they get those statues

"????????" Lmao

Would've been cool if they showed how gory that death was but okay

The laser totally did touch them "that one didn't count yeah right.

"Dude, stop backseating I got this"

"OH MY GOSH ITS SLIMETOWEL!!" SO TRUE KINGS

Yippee!!

"I think everybody important is left" OH MY GOD SNEEG WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

"Pretty hot, actually" HUH?

Get scanned losers

How did I sit through the three two hour long streams....

LMAO THE ASS BIT HELL YEAH LET'S GO

"You want us to just know that your ass is big is that it?" LMAO way to make yourself the comedic relief character Sneeg

Lmao they're just getting dressed up for no reason 🤣

I love how one moment they're dressing up and then "Is the wife in the room with us right now?" "Is she dead?"

Ethan could've just taken a step away btw. Just wanted to let everyone know :)

"THE BLOOD YOU PSYCHO REACT TO THAT!" :)

Bro your jacket is upside down

I love the fact that Austin is very cautious when stepping in but Boo and Sneeg just waltz inside casually

OH NO WAIT THEY CUT THE PARTY BIT NOOOOO 😭

"I hope you're all taking notes" Sir yes sir

"1. Toys 2. Things 3. Cardboard" So true king

"4. Date 5. Invention 6. Please hold" I fuckin' love Squiggles they're great

Lmao get fucked loser

I also do love the fact that Austin is the only one reacting normally to the stuff happening around them

Ranboo just casually messing with the rubics cube

Ohhh there's a sign on the wall "CAUTION All persons in this area —Must— wear goggles"

"boop" Real

Silly death lmao. I wonder what even happened?

Ohh I also love that they tried to use the "the last survivor becomes the villain" horror movie trope. It's neat

Oh wait no they didn't

IS THAT CHARLIE'S CORPSE IN THE BACKGROUND

Hey Hetch. Fuck you

WAIT HIS VOICE IT'S DIFFERENT HUH?

AND HE STARTS CALLING HIM HERO NOW AND HIS APPEARANCE LOOKS DIFFERENT TOO OH MY GOD. AM I CRAZY? AND I IMAGINING THIS?

Ohhhh they're putting memories in his brain, cool

LIAR

Ohhhh it looks like the mask stopped glowing

I love Showfall employees they look cool

EPISODE THREE LET'S GO

Oh he finally took off the bomb

"The other behind you" Lmao

I think I may need a break idk

"Do not take it off" *immediately tries to take it off*

Sus Hetch sus that's not the first guy I don't think

Oh my God wait it really is such a good idea if they've replaced Hetch with another guy entirely instead of taking control of him that's so neat

I thought they fucking slipped lmao

"Selfie"? Someone make subtitles for Genloss please...

"Directory; You are Here" *shows window*

I can't believe they just got a whole fucking mall to themselves for this show that's dope

OH THAT'S WHERE SNEEG TRIED TO ESCAPE OH MY GOD

SECURITY YIPPEE :D

OH MY GOD THAT'S THE ROOM THAT'S THE FUCKING ROOM I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT HOLY SHIT THE SCREEN ARE THERE IN THE BACKGROUND MY GOD

Hetch becomes even more obviously villainous, because he's trying to act like the voice of reason "don't dwell on it" "don't worry about it" and so on, but it just sounds worse with phrases like "trust me" "you can't leave" "don't take the mask off" thrown in here and there

How many people did they get for the show...

"Do what I say and you won't have to worry about it" Yeah as if...

LMAO THE STREAM

"Do we have any money in the chat?"

Charlie is a good actor tbf

Also I see a Showfall mug on the table and now I want one

Wait why did they call it Day Z....

Showfall's outline for the show does look like what my outlines look like lmao

Strong Boo

IT DEFINITELY IS THAT ROOM OH MY GOD AND THE BOX IS JUST THERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

So even this "heart" is fake because the box is really clearly there, if it wasn't, you could argue that the screens are there for them to watch the show live, but the box IS there so it's not real, none of it is OH MY GOD

I saw so many people make such great points on Genless it's beautiful.

Also, I love how Hetch is like "ehh we don't know if they're good or not" but gets so pissed off when Ranboo doesn't do what the viewers picked, making himself out to be even more obvious of a villain. In our eyes, that is

"Just find a way out" Brother you saw the way out, Hetch just didn't let you go there because of your friends, whom you've also forgotten about at this point 🤨

Ohhh wait what if the Security like some people suggested used to be a Hero like Ranboo, and therefore the blood coming out if its room is not from someone it killed, but from itself?

Also, I wonder just how much control does Showfall have of everything

I wonder who these people are....

I HEAR CHARLIE

"At ten subs I'll be taking my balls out" WHAT

"TERMINATED" LMAO

Sub A lmao

Ah yes, my favourite store the Clunk

See, the fact that the Security beast also attacks Showfall employees makes even more sense if it really was a Hero of one of the shows

Holy shit Charlie is fucking ripped

I love how they politely let the cameraman inside before locking the door lmao

It is interesting that the.... oH MY FUCKING GOD OF COURSE THE CAMERAMAN IS STILL FILMING ALL OF IT I FORGOT

Boo runs so silly because of their long legs lmao

I have only 15 minutes left to watch and then the reward video, but like... dude

Oh yeah I still don't know what's up with Frank, is that gonna be in the reward video? I hope so, because I'm curious

And also I did not take a break lmao, I had to keep focus on the show, otherwise I wouldn't totally screwed myself over ☠️

Ohhh this might be the real Hetch or maybe it's just for the movie plot twist

Ewww wires

Cool

WHY DID YOU DROP THE KNIFE RANBOO

Ah, there's the cabin :3

Bye Charlie

Waaaaaah that was too much color and sound and noise

But holy shit that's so dope

NOT THE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING WAAAAAAAAAH

Oh wait, what if Hetch actually was a good guy but he died and Showfall repurposed him like he said

How is Ranboo not questioning the fact that the cameraman still exists and is working perfectly fine. Or do they not see it? But who were they bowing to, if they assume that the cameras aren't active anymore?

Oh hey an exit, I sure hope this is it :)

Right? :)

Nothing bad is gonna happen, right? :)

Oh hey Hetch :)

WAIT HUH

Episode Three was not named "The Hero," You're lying to me >:(

Oh no, they didn't, Hetch is just a bitch

Nope they weren't

LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR FUCK YOU HETCH!!!!

YIPPEE AUDIENCE CHOICE :)

Live 90% Die 10%

And then.... watch. Watch as it shifts towards die quickly, first 50/50

"LET ME DIE, PLEASE, JUST LET ME DIE"

And then BOOM

55% Die 45% Live

Oh my fucking God they show baby photos of the people holy shit

But then wait, if it's for sure Charlie Sneeg and Ranboo, who's the fourth one? Wait no, maybe these are Ranboo's childhood memories, they did say that they beamed a bunch of his memories into his brain during death

"The Audience.... has voted.... for you... to DIE." EPIC MOMENT

Ohhhhh I don't like how their body twitches after that thing clumps around their head

Now they see my blood on their sneakers :)

THAT WAS SUPER FUCKING EPIC GREAT JOB TEAM

Jerma was the creative consultant that's fucking hilarious

Lmao there's just a "Best Boy" category in the credits that's hilarious

THE GHOULS HECK YEAH❗️❗️

Hetch body double....? Huh.

Showfall Media CEO is Jacob Komar apparently

Holy shit there really is a ton of people who starred and worked on this it's fantastic

HUH

MISS ROADS? WHAT IS THIS

TREATMENT???

WAIT THAT'S THE ZERO PERSON THAT'S THEM THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT DREAMS AND THERE'S A TAPE THINGIE HOLY SHIT!!!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WAAAAAAAAAAH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY (SHE?) SAID CALL ME ZERO AAAAAAAAA

They even blacked out the rest of the saying to leave just "Zero" on the screen.....

And now, bonus "Reward" reaction:

OH MY GOD ITS MERCH WAAAAAAAH I WANT THAT GIMME GIMME GIMME!!

Wait huh....

Communication is key? You will need each other? It's our experiment now?

WAAAAAH THERE'S POSTERS TOO!!!!

I want all of it so bad.......

[doubledizzy1258]

hey thanks!

hawk tuah guys! it’s me your favourite hawky tuah! slimecicle!!

[doubledizzy1258]

nine hour charlie slimecicle video here i come (WHY IS HIS FACE CAM OFF 👿👿👿)

[medlarmeadows]

Medlar's Masterlist

Charlie Slimecicle

In His Mountain Goat Era | fluff | 680 words

I'm a dance major (and I'm not) 5 6 7 8! | fluff | 1.5k words

Life's too short not to rizz up the beautiful stranger in the club | fluff | 1.7k words

The Best of Us, The Worst of Us (The Last of Us) | fluff, heavy angst | 6.6k words

We Were (Never) Meant To Be | light angst | 955 words

I Still Love You (Do You?) | light angst | 1.3k words

a firefly in your night sky | comfort | 1.4k words

i'm in love with you too, dumbass | light angst, fluff | 4k words

you smile you snooze (i do, when i'm with you) | fluff | 1.4k words

you've captured me (and my heart) | suggestive | 1.4k words

photobooth shenanigans | fluff | 866 words

arm's length | light angst | 965 words

can i kiss you sleepover? | fluff | 1.25k words

Just Roll With It

Blood in the Bayou

last one left in the bayou | AO3

Apotheosis

HTTYD angelstone au

The Suckening

thinking about Arthur Bennet and his twins

[flyingnightmouse]

i am a charlie slimecicle -enjoyer and i like listing so here are some of my favourite or just. memorable unhinged bits, videos, and streams - off the top of my head

- slmccl opening bits are iconic (one of my favourite things are maybe the increasingly silly names)

- k a l e (saw it live. haven’t been quite the same since. 10/10)

- vent goblin

- that one ear-destroying opening for a stream about the superpowered karen game. if you know it, you know. horrible, a true test of will (i also sat through this live. i didn’t gain anything besides maybe worse tinnitus but hey. it was pretty funny)

- the whole superliminal stream was great. all was flat cubes and maybe cheese from certain points of view

- honestly the origins smp streams overall are top-tier entertainment in my opinion

- goofy neverending bingo bit in the resident evil 4 remake videos

- maybe it was because charlie streams are at night for me but watching the entire around 7 hours of goat simulator with ranboo sure was something

- charlie and chat always competing to drive eachother insane, particularly in the elden ring streams. favourites include chat gaslighting him into thinking any water is bad for him and that he was tired

- the circle of piss -story

- main channel phasmophobia video overall (best parts are the just completely self-contradictory ‘introductions’ to each place)

- that time he was trying to build around his eggxile house and telling us to “let him cook”, while chat was mocking him relentlessly (chat was right, the kitchen was very much burnt)

- gegg

- every single goofy little parody/song he’s made is fantastic (i’m still stranding is underrated)

- JORTSTORM (deserves its own mention i think)

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ohhhh my god mac. mac. part 2 of the cullen games. that was SO GOOD. i knew it wouldn't be that easy to kill edward bro i KNEW it couldn't be the real edward in the arena but god it was so satisfying just for a second to think that maybe he was dead. man. this campaign is everything. one minute arthur was agonizing over his own humanity and about to kill a woman and the next he was throwing it back on a tree branch. supermassive black hole playing in the background while arthur played vampire baseball. the boogie bombs. what the fuck was that <3

and OH MY GOD THEO WITH THE INSANE ROLLS????? BRO JUST DIDN'T DIE??????? WHAT THE FUCK????? CHARLIE'S DICE WERE BLESSED BY GOD OR SOMETHING THEO JUST DID NOT DIE. THAT'S MY BOY!!!!!!!!!!! also I Understand his true faith thing. i get it now. i'm losing my mind over it. fellas is it gay to have such devotion and complete and utter faith in your best friend of all time to the point where you are literally immune to vampiric mind control?????? fellas???? is this gay???? is it??? who knows. thats INSANE though dude i so thought emizel and theo would have to try killing each other but theo just went "nope <3" and it was so fucking epic oh my god. theo is the GOAT!!!! FR!!!!!!

and arthur oughghgh arthur slowly losing more and more humanity by consuming these other vampires. what if i exploded. HIS WINGS BRO. HIS WINGS WERE SO SICK. THAT WAS THE SICKEST THING EVER. OH MY GOD. AND THE SNIPER RIFLE WAS ALSO PRETTY SICK NGL. god im obsessed with arthur he's literally such a mary sue character and i love that for grizzly actually. arthur just kept getting more and more cool and angsty throughout the campaign. i love me a man with cool wings who is also riddled with guilt and struggles to keep hold of his humanity <3

SHILO........ THE FUCKING. GUY OF ALL TIME ACTUALLY. ugh. dude. lemme tell u i went insane when charlie told bizly to remove shilo's innocence specialty after turning "edward" ugly. fucked up oh my goddd i love shilo fucked up moments <3 i love when shilo is fucked up and also loses all his innocence <3 also FUCK YOU BIZLY FOR DESCRIBING BEN'S LAST MEMORY. WHAT THE FUCK DUDE. WHAT THE FUCK. BIZLY WHEN I GET YOU. oh i am so so scared of what he will do as the dm for prime defenders. mac im scared. if he can make me almost cry with one (1) fucked up little guy i am TERRIFIED of what he can do guiding a whole story

EMIZEL MY BABYGIRL <3 he is my everything. my right hand arm. man. my confidant. my silly rabbit <3 THE LIL NOTE HE LEFT IN HIS OWN ASHESSSSSSSS BROOOOOOOO losing my mind im going to be thinking about that forever and ever. my favourite part was him sucking gabriel to death <3 i love those two and their homoerotic fights. i know gabriel is dead but how fucking funny would it be if he somehow came back next season just to fuck with emizel. i would love that so much. also theo is totally still alive trust me he is going to find emizel and they are going to kiss next season. trust me charlie slimecicle told me himself 👍

man. that was SO FUCKING GOOD. god. im excited im so so excited for if/when another suckening season comes out. i love these guys!!!!!! i want them back ASAP i miss them already!!!! i do like emizel and arthur but tbh shilo reallyyyyy really grew on me. innocent lil guy who gets his entire worldview turned upside down and then does extremely fucked up things and loses some of his humanity along the way but still has so so much love in him and will continue loving and caring despite how shitty the world is. what if i exploded and died right now i fucking love shilo bathroy so much i am putting him in a microwave in my mind and spinning him around i am throwing him against a wall so he makes a loud thud like a sopping wet beanie baby full of milk i am grabbing him in my teeth and flailing him around like a chew toy <3

OK. WONDERFUL. prime defenders next 👍 im so ready i am sure there will be no heartbreaking storylines and no angst and people will not die and it will be a good happy fun time for everyone!!!!!!

DUUUUUDE THE FUCKING. THEOS ROLLS WERE SO INCREDIBLE . BECAUSE THERE IS A RUNNING JOKE ACROSS EVERY SINGLE JRWI CAMPAIGN. THAT CHARLIE SLIMECICLE IS FUCKING CURSED . HIS ROLLS ARE ALWAYS SO FUCKING BAD AND KNOWING THIS GOING INTO THE THEO FIGHT I WAS SO FUCKING STRESSED DUDE. I WAS SO STRESSED. I WAS LIKE FUCK MAN CHSRLIE IS ROLLING FOR HIM HES GONNA DIE HERE. AND THAT SCENE WENT ON FOR SO FUCKING LONG . GOOD GOD. I love you theo soda i love you so dearly. ugahbhhhh. also yeah fellas it's totally fucking gay. they did a qna after the last ep and talk about the true faith thing and how it works mechanically and jonesy and i left matching comments on it that looked like this:

dude yeah arthurs whole.diablerie arc was so fucked up. he lost so much of his humanity at the midnight circle. god. broke ass ugly vampire still manages to be the coolest fucking guy ever. the curse of being a grizzly pc.

DUDE THE FUCKING. "I NEED YOU TO REMOVE YOUR INNOCENCE SPECIALYY" THAT GOT ME SO BAD. SHILOOOOO I LOVE YOU SHILO D:

also there is totally 100% a way gabriel can come back next season because IN THE FUCKING. DEFINITION FOR DIABLERIE IN THE HANDBOOK it says . when you do that theres a chance for the soul of the vampire you killed to stick around and haunt your ass. I need this to happen

I also love shilo so much i think if I had 2 pick a favorite it would be him. i just. he makes me so sad. he's my fucked up little prince I love him so much :( he's never gonna get to go home again dude. hhughghghhghh :((((

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

How to deal with the aftermath of impulsive curses?

by iwanttosaysomething

- With the power and blood that protects the overworld, I curse everyone, everyone who passes through the portal. Anyone who commits evil, or is under the protection of the gods of other worlds, or is himself a god from elsewhere, will be cursed with the equivalent of the evil they have done. The murderers will be punished by their victims, the conquerors by the land and scorched plants, the warriors by their weapons. Anyone who steps on my land will lose their power and authority and will be equal to others. Let my words become a law, inviolable for everyone. - He said this without doubt or hesitation. If only the Overworld knew that he would regret the rules he had written.

Or Tommy is a deity who hyporbolizes quite often and has a lot of problems because of it. He has all the time of the world to solve them.

Words: 2948, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Dream SMP

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen

Characters: TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, Fundy (Video Blogging RPF), Toby Smith | Tubbo, Niki | Nihachu, Charlie Dalgleish | Slimecicle, Noah Brown | Foolish Gamers, Blood God (Dream SMP), Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Clay | Dream's Sister Drista (Video Blogging RPF), DreamXD (Dream SMP), Phil Watson | Philza, Eret (Video Blogging RPF)

Relationships: Floris | Fundy & Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit

Additional Tags: Deity TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Deity Kristin Rosales Watson, Pig Hybrid Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Immortal Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade is Not Blood God (Video Blogging RPF), Fox Hybrid Floris | Fundy, Trans Floris | Fundy, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit-centric, Overworked TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Goat Hybrid Toby Smith | Tubbo, Wilbur Soot is Floris | Fundy's Parent, Wilbur Soot and Technoblade are Not Siblings

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dw ^_^ take the apple charlie

@schlanscube *puts my hand on your shoulder like that scene in spidervers* hey