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you've got to be fucking kidding me... i love pomu so much nooooo ;w;
lazulight will forever be 3, the founding trio ueueue
gosh i can only imagine how finana and elira feel... pomu was definitely a pillar of support and a role model for so many people in EN
she was always organising these big collabs and getting everyone in EN to sing together... she was described by EN talents to be someone very supportive and nurturing despite how chaotic and gremlin-like she is sometimes
i was literally just watching her lethal company collab with selen, millie and vivi before i saw the announcement. she's just effortlessly funny, so so so talented and hardworking. i wish pomu the absolute best for whatever she chooses to do after her time in niji. it's going to suck so bad not seeing her pop up in my subscriptions anymore but after nina, mysta and mika i just am numb to it i guess
i may not be super into nijien atm but i still love and care about the talents dearly. they're all such amazing individuals and deserve the best. thank you pomu for all that you've done and congrats on all that you've accomplished <3
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unironically and as frustrating as it can sometimes be I love when the kids I work with start talking back to me a little and joking with me and saying "no" to me. like yes girl test the boundaries yes I am a safe adult!! slay. but for real that is your bedtime and it is Not changing love and light
#9yo who was So well bhaved the first few nights i worked with her has graduated to ''noooo pleaseeee can i watch some more''#no girl! it is shower time. but i will say nooooo :) showertime. and be silly with you as long as you get in the shower.#i will play around w you 👍 we are cool#she also is now holding my hand when we go outside not just for crossing the street but bc she wants me to
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Final. Fantasy.
#🌙.rambles#oh no. i accidentally ended up rambling so much on my priv twt bcs of drk. again 😭😭#i think that's uhm enough for tonight though bcs i shld srs sleep soon (will definitely not but Still)#looking at old notes i have other ff quotes here n. vivi. sob. i rlly. rlly. want to replay ffix soon#this is embarrassing reading these n i srs see how much ff has influenced me. it's actually. really really embarrassing#my attention span help#ffxiv eden's promise. specifically promises to keep oh my god it's so. perfect. it's. heaven. to my ears.#i miss raiding T_T#NOOOOO SORRY MY ATTENTION SPAN JUST CHECKED MY SWITCH RQ#my aunt indeed has chrono cross the radical dreamers edition & girl oh my god that 225 hours on octopath#i. am just listening to music rn i cannot write i'll just do more later yeah FR THIS TIME#fr though just. i miss raiding so much. i rmb me n apollo being so woah bcs like. our static back on twintania had ppl from over europe ofc#from uk to france to germany. n some had turkish blood too iirc. damn i still rmb the accents oh my god.#apollo n i were like around 14 when we were raiding. which is pretty impressive oh my god we cleared the whole of eden's promise#i rmb how they'd ask how school was 🥺 n our fc/static lead was so kind i rmb how he'd check up on us too#I STILL RMB LIKE. smth like 'you two have been sick a lot lately' & 'you good? :c' or smth.#n then awww the way they'd say gn bcs we used to raid till 12 am n apollo n i had school yeah#i'm. really happy w my improvement. from sprout drk me i was so anxious to tank n now look i've cleared uwu <3#i miss the old twintania static. honestly i still wish that. i cld've unmuted even once yk? but. anxiety.#my social anxiety was really so bad back in 2021 but i guess i had to manage yk. ffxiv rlly helped a lot goddamn#i miss those days a lot. but i'll cry if i think more on that n of other stuff too so i'll just sleep soon#i. genuinely do know that i ramble too much but. actually nvm i'll ramble even more if i say that#i'll just. leave this at here. i'm really going to organize myself this week#sigh i wanted to do. more before i slept. like work on smth rq or. idk. but nah. anxiety. i'm tired. nah. gn#my playlists r a mess my notes r a mess heck even my room is a mess n i look like a mess n my mind is. even more of a mess#but being self-deprecating isn't.. really me but. oh no if i go on i'll ramble to myself abt my dilemmas again fuck this i need to shut up#rn at least i just need my mind to shut up. n oh in the end i guess tonight i won't rlly be able to do anything again but#nooo fuck it i'll just end it at that. so much to do.. so much to think about. but. nah sorry tonight i think i'm too tired. sorry#tbd
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finished wfc
#wfc rambles#girl the way I sat there thru All of kingdom like whaddahel........... beas warce#I wish blackarachnia didn't look so shit bc her & airazor are really good together their whole spider/birdie My Hero thing was cute.......#SO many of the maximals and predacons compared to the rest looked so baddddddd#my wife watched all of kingdom w me bc she has a habit of Watching Just One Episode and getting invested lmfaooooo#so now we're watching it from the beginning#oh nooooo I can find stuff I missedddddd ;')
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Makes me so so sad that my first relationship was bad for me even though nothing explicitly bad happened. I see all these things about first loves or firsts in general and how fun it is but all I felt was obsessive, scared, confused, very rarely good. I only had fun when I was drunk (and he always made sure I was safe when I was drunk ofc) but the rest of it-- and even that-- was so tense and fraught, like trying to make unoiled gears turn
#i HATE that i now associate this w him because that was a friend and now i dont trust him in the slightest and i cant think of him too long#without developing all these unsubstantiated worries. i said i want to be friends again at some point but i really dont know if i can do it#i want to because i miss what was there before but like he as a person is now a trigger for me. its odd because we spoke once since the#breakup and it was good for me at least. it felt good. it felt relieving like having that friend back but if his absence inspires so much#worry (not worry for him but worry about him (who is he really? am i safe around him? is he safe around me? I don't feel safe)) then no.#i need so so so much time to even understand what happened and why it feels so bad and i need an ''after'' to play out to get a real#picture of who anybody involved actually is.#i dont trust him at all even though i want to. what sucks too is i have a great intuition around these things so i know intellectually ther#'s likely nothing that off about him but that he as he currently is is just very bad for me as i currently am. and vice versa. but that fee#like world ending panic if i think about it too much. god i cant wait for september to be over. if he brings up trying to be friends again#(which I hope he won't) I'll have to show him this or some other thing I've written during our time apart so he gets just how much time i#need bc in the moment ill be so relieved to be talking again that ill forget this feeling#we’re working on a show tgt about the devil and in those panic moments that triggers me a bit bc ive had sparse and easy to shut down but#still scary moments where i reflect on very very specific instances and think oh yeah the devil possessed him in that moment. and then im#like girl nooooo it fucking didnt what happened was actually [X] but the fact that my mind even goes there is INSANE#not unprecedented unfortunately. but insane. i was telling my mom some of these things and she was like ‘’that poor kid’’ and i was crying#like ‘’I KNOW he thought he got someone normal and he got ME’’#its so funny hes sad about the breakup in like a normal way meanwhile im like i dont care about the breakup but i think ive committed some#cardinal sins i think there is evil in the water and i may be exhibiting mild psychotic symptoms that ive been suppressing for many years.#i did really leave bc i was just not into it though#this is all like side effects. honestly issues ive been having for years and years but which were triggered and which id been suppressing#since like may/june#i just was not into it and i wanted to be but i wasnt and i got confused#this’ll be a fun memory that i sort of can’t talk about one day
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watched absolution today. it was not good fam.
#forgot her name but the qunari girl was the BACKBONE of my watching expierience#like god the entire time i fantasized that this instead could have been a story about fenris or zev with like. minimal changes#like. the built up a villain and protagonist no one really wants to care about all that much#and whos frankly not that fucking interesting#also the villain was KINDA interesting but.... not enough#they could have justm not had a dragon on this show nooo one cared#and back to the villain his motivations really made 0 sense when you thought about it???#also like. i watched this w friends and we were expecting it to also be for people who dont know ALL dragon age lore#but it REALLY isnt like u at points have nooooo clue what the fuck is happening if you haven't played all games#like. in the harrowing scene#i had to pause and actually explain what just happened. bc the show just didn't fucking bother?
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Bad End: Century Demons
The steam engine blasted vapor into the air. Cacophonous chatter from the crowds all around us, pressing like a physical weight. I truely did hate traveling. Granted, there was nothing for it, we were needed. Being their Majesty's Special Task Force and all. But STILL! Awful. Just, awful!
It was the pushing, really. The constant shoving. Flashs of insight into lives I wanted nothing to do with. That individual? Marriage was collapsing. This one? Had debts. The girl who just stepped on my foot, thought she was in love, but honestly? Any adult could tell you how badly it was going to end. He was using her.
Frankly, I wish we could walk. At this point? I would honestly take a flipping DONKEY! But nooooo! What has my husband decided to do? "Let's take the TRAIN, darling! It'll be an ADVENTURE! Save so much TIME!"
He's lucky I married him AT ALL. Fuck. I HAD options! Could have been a Baron's wife. Well-to-do! But NO, I wanted to HELP people. Like a FOOL. Gods, my mother was RIGHT! Cute air-heads WOULD be the death of-!
I finally spot Arthur, the sweet idiot, looking lost by our baggage. Map in hand. Like a confused puppy told to do arithmetic or be scolded, his anxiety is palpable. I gather my skirts and shove. Fuck being polite. Everyone ELSE seems to be fine, being stampeding herd animals. Why not I? Move!
"O-Oh thank goodness! Darling!" Arthur gasps, nearly dropping the map as he reaches for me as I get close. His eye are wide and his expression frazzled. Tone as though someone has been compressing his chest. "There are-! There are so many PATHS! I didn't-! And I-! Oh dear. W-what do we do? Darling, I can't-! It's so-!"
Damn it! I KNEW this would happen! This was an awful idea! Reaching for my husband's face, I cup his cheeks, propriety be damned. Pull him close to press his forhead against mine. Match my breath, dear. Focus, darling, just... focus. Close your eyes. You do not See. Curse crowded places and what they do to us. We should have moved to the countryside years ago.
But no, no Arthur would never leave his Sister. And I'll not leave him behind. Damn it all, why? WHY?
Why did she have to pick the Nobility Route?
It was bad enough, remembering this world "wasn't real". That it had a "plot" for Gods sake. Bad ENOUGH to realize that the monster under the bed very much WERE a real and present threat, that I SHOULD be concerned about. But fool that I am? Did I HAVE to fall in love with the Protagonist's brother? Sweet and foolish? A simple, if air headed man? Apparently!
All I could do, now, was try to protect him. Try and protect myself.
Ignore the nasty, judging looks, being sent our way. Piss off! The lot of you! I took no vows to YOU. Stood in no church! There us exactly ONE person in the train station I care about, and it is NONE of you, so keep your snide opinions to yourself! Breathe, Arthur. There we go, dear.
Pulling back slightly, I check his eyes. They flick and track things unseen. He is still unusually pale. He... he will be rather disappointed. He was excited to try the trains. To him? They are a bold new technology.
Maybe once we get farther from the city. Here, at least, he is drowning.
Then, a change. Sudden and swiftly building. Whatever Paths my husband traced were disappearing, narrowing, even as terror sweeped across his face. Only twice I had ever seen this before. Once, was an earthquake. The largest seen in over 400 years. The other? A bombing just before the royal wedding, we had been still engaged then. But the way he had frozen? Mid-sentence?
It is BURNED into my mind. Just like the horror that followed.
Bellowing, I command everyone to get out. Evacuate.
NOW.
But already... it is too late. Down the line of the train, terrible symbols flash into being. Molten red metal, on the side of the train cars themselves, instants before the BLOW. Unspeakable shrapnel bombs. Made of people and metal and MAGIC. The train cars lifted from the tracks by the knock back, smashing into fleeing crowds, even as the next car goes off. And then the next. And the next.
A writhing chain of death.
Like the dying spasms if a great snake.
My husband is frozen. No. As I drag him down? I realize with horror, worse. Seizing. It has NEVER been this bad! What is HAPPENING?! What Path is he SEEING that could cause such OVERLOAD? Terrified, I watch as thin trails of blood, seep from his eyes, his nose. Oh Gods. Oh GODS! Arthur? ARTHUR!
Love! Stay with me! Please! D-Darling, Please! Focus on my voice! You have to let them GO! Close your EYES, Arthur! Don't look! Please, DON'T LOOK! It's KILLING YOU!
"That's rather the point."
I stop. From on the ground, where I crawl. Dragging my unresponsive husband to safety. My gaze finally whips around to ahead of us. Amongst the chaos... stands a conductor. Pressed uniform clean and hair entirely too long. His eyes... oh Gods, his EYES. I do not need to touch him to know. That? THAT is not a human.
Not anymore.
Shrapnel flies harmlessly over us, but comes no where near him. As though where he stands is Forbidden to touch. All around him, those fleeing? Suffering? Do not notice him. Do not SEE. Yet, on instinct alone... avoid him.
Because, of course they do. B-because that?
That Is A Demon.
We weren't even remotely prepared for this. And even if we WERE. Everything is packed away. Pressed to the floor, all I can do? Is drag my husband close. Feel tear begin to fill my eyes and choke my throat, as I curse the Gods. Damn it. D-Damn it! I drag Arthur under me. A-as though... as though we were just... just resting at home. Cuddling, as we so often do.
I-It will be okay, darling. Come back to me. Arthur... Please...
(We promised to go together...)
"He really is useless, isn't he? Can't protect you. Couldn't warn you. Can't even die, where he's supposed to be. Really, how hard is it? To just get on the damned train? Quite inconsiderate, your worthless lump of a first husband. It really won't be hard, no doubt, to surpass him in every way."
I drag Arthur closer. Cradling his head to me chest. You'll have to go through ME, you fucking monster! It's.. it's a laughable defense. I'm tissue paper. We both are. With out supplies and the proper anti-demonics? H-he's going to SHRED us. But... but! I took a VOW.
Married this man.
I... I love him.
Even if he's not awake. Even if he's trapped in his own gifts by this BASTARD of a Demon. That's.. That's okay. I'm still here. W-We're still together. And I love him. Silly, ridiculous, air-headed fool that he is. My quite scholar. M-My best friend. I glare at the damnable creature before us.
"You really do have such lovely eyes." It notes, tilting it's head. "Does he appreciate them? Somehow, I doubt it. He makes you live in squalor, after all. Dresses you in rags and works you like an animal. You were meant for so much... more. I can feel it."
With a boneless grace he squats, bringing him closer even as I try to drag us away, he reaches out. One hand both perfectly human yet tipped with claws. In the distance, I hear doors being forced open. Commanding voices. Prayers and the glimpses of shining light. The Paladins are here.
Too late... I... I fear it is too late.
Demon skin touchs my face and I scream, as I am cast beneath the waves. It is so dark. Oh Gods. OH GODS. IT IS SO DARK. HELP ME. HELP ME! IT HURTS! It HuRtS! HELP M-!
"Shhh, drink deep and sink down, Love. I will be there to catch you. Forget about him. Forget about everything. You are made for so much more. We were meant to be together. Just let go, sweet."
"Just let go..."
#threepandas#yandere#yandere x reader#yanblr#reader insert#yanderecore#yandere otome#demonic yandere#married reader#psychic reader#bad End century demons#bad end century demons au#tw death
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Dahlia (Tamlin's daughter)- "Dad! That boy hit me!"
Tamlin- "Throw a chair at hi- Nooooo..."
Dahlia- "..."
Tamlin- *In agony* "We are gonna go and..."
Dahlia- "......"
Tamlin- *Fighting the protective dad demons*
Tamlin- *Actively going against every single instinct he has* "Talk to his parents."
Dahlia- *Disappointed sigh*
Tamlin- "Hey, your son hit my daughter."
Asshat- "Haha! Well, you know the saying, boys will be boys."
Tamlin- "..."
Tamlin- *Turns to Dahlia*
Tamlin- "Dahlia, throw a chair at him."
Asshat- "W H A T"
Tamlin- "WELL, YOU KNOW THE SAYING, GIRLS WILL BE GIRLS-"
#acotar#tamlin#pro tamlin#this is how i want to treat every person who spreads the saying “boys will be boys”#everytime someone says that dahlia spawns within a five meter radius with a chair#tamlin's daughter#acotar headcanons#acotar memes#queued post
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The Hare and the Fox
C/w: Unhealthy behavior, yandere male, male!rabbit oc, female!fox reader (doesn't really have to be female, but "daughter" is used here), tsuntsun!reader (just arrogance, honestly speaking), interspecies relations (?), male dumbification, some horror element, a bit suggestive but nothing super explicit.
A/n: So the fox and the hare, tale as old as time. Listen… WE. NEED. MORE. RABBIT BOYS. We’ve got catboys, we’ve got dogboys- WHERE ARE THE BUNNY BOYS?? …And yes, I just really wanted to write about a bunny boy and fox girl. This story wasn’t exactly intended for today but it’s Halloween and it’s been a while since I’ve posted and I wanted to celebrate it with a story with a little horror element, so I might’ve rushed to finish this before today. Also imagine animals here are humanoid with animal elements (like fluffy ears and tail). Enjoy a yan bunny. :3
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Once upon a time, there was a hungry, hungry fox who came across a very delectable-looking rabbit.
“Oh hi there! Nice to meet you!” greets the rabbit. “How are you on this fine day?
The fox licks its lips as grumbling sounds can be heard from its belly. It replies, “I’m doing well. Quite… peckish, actually. Little rabbit, little rabbit, how do you do?”
Despite the fox's clearly ravenous intentions displayed on its mannerisms, the rabbit simply smiles brightly in return and answers, “Why thank you for asking! I'm also doing well. Care to join me for a promenade?”
The fox snickers. “Gladly~”
And so the fox and rabbit joined together for a nice walk into the woods…
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“You can’t leave me here! You can’t leave me here!” Arley cries, grasping your hand with a grip unbecoming of a prey to a predator. His golden eyes are big and wide, watery with tears threatening to overflow, and his bunny ears are folded backwards. “(Y/nnnnn).”
As cunning as a fox you can be, you have admittedly fallen prey to this pathetic tactic many a time. This time, however, you simply cannot.
“Please. I haven’t visited my family in the longest time,” you say, attempting to wrench your hand out of his desperate grip. “They must be worried sick about me. You must have f-”
You stop yourself before saying the word “family”, for it would’ve been insensitive. Arley doesn’t care.
He gasps, his cute plump lips making an “o”. “But we’re family!”
You almost facepalm, instead squeezing out the words through gritted teeth, “We’re different.”
“How?”
HOW? A fox and a rabbit. There’s no way, in all the blue above, that two completely different species can be related, dumb bunny. “I’m not even going to answer that.”
He shakes his head aggressively, his long ears flopping from side to side. “No! No no no no! Forget about them! I only have youuuuu!” He sadly looks to the side, ears drooping, as he holds your hand up to his cheek. “Oh, I’ll be so lonely, so lonely without you…” He suddenly perks up with sparkles in his eyes. “Oh! Can’t I come with you?”
You sigh heavily. “You can’t.”
“What? Why?” He looks up with a look similar to an abandoned wolf pup’s eyes, pouting. “Please please please please please! Did I do something wrong, (Y/n)? I-if I did, please tell me! I’ll be good. I’ll do anything!” he pleads. “Please! Just let me come with you if you must leave! Tell me!”
Do something wrong, you ask? Oh, it’s not that you did anything wrong. It’s that this is all wrong! You are supposed to be digesting away in my stomach since days ago and yet, here you are. And here I am, a fox raising a damn rabbit. Have I lost my mind?
You press a palm against Arley’s forehead to back him up. “No. Nothing at all, Arley. But I really must be going now.”
He perks up, before you add, “Without you.”
“NOOOOO!” he screeches, as if you have just told him straight up that you’re going to eat him alive.
… Which is going to be true— eventually. But he doesn’t need to know that right now.
You use your free hand to cover one of your ears as the ringing settles. Even with them folded down, his pitch was really too much. If you were also a prey, his voice would have alerted some hungry predator into this part of the woods and slaughtered the both of you. But luckily, who would dare be an idiot and cross into fox territory?
You sigh and flick him on the forehead as punishment, earning a small whine. “Besides,” you confess, “Truth be told, I need space.”
He tilts his head, a confused pout. “Space? You want more territory? I can help you get more territory!”
You mentally sweep away the cartoon image of an armored bunny waving a spear haphazardly. “No. I need space. From you,” you clarify, preparing yourself for his reaction.
As expected, his eyes go wide again and his face becomes unhinged. “B-B-But (Y/n),” his voice cracks. “Space? … Ah! (Y/n) must be joking! A ha ha ha ha…” he laughs before his eyes turn blank and his voice becomes scarily monotone. “It’s not funny.”
“...Um…” What’s wrong with him?
His face returns to its cute self. “Are you sure you can’t bring me along?” he suggests with a hopeful voice. If it weren’t for the rabbit ears and tiny tail attached to him, you would have assumed he was hiding an invisible wolf tail from how his eyes are sparkling.
“No. Absolutely not,” you answer. Unless you want to become the main entree for a skulk of foxes.
His sniffles. “Well, why not?? You're just visiting your family, aren't you? Are you- are you ashamed of me, darling?”
Why is he… You sigh again and look up through the wide clearing of the forest towards the sky. You have absolutely no idea why you’ve kept him around this long. You look at him. He’s pouting at you. You pinch his cheeks, remembering your original reason for keeping him.
When you had found him, he was nothing but a scrawny little thing dilly-dallying around a clearing in the middle of the woods. If you had eaten him as originally planned, he would have been nothing more than a tasty toothpick to suck on and clean the space between your fangs with. So pitiful… too pitiful, actually. Call it sympathy, but it just… it just would’ve been a shame if he died without meeting his full potential. So you decided to name him Arley since it was improper for a sentient creature to not have a name, dumb as rabbits are. A cute name for an admittedly cute pet.
You look at him up and down, gauging his current physical appearance.
You’ve been quite diligent, collecting and feeding him all kinds of fruits and vegetables, and you've even helped him build a proper den near your own place so that he can get all the sleep a rabbit should get. Quite important for growing bodies, wouldn't you say? All to at least allow the poor lad some dignity as a meal fit for an honorable fox such as yourself. And yet, somehow he is still on the skinny side. Pet bunnies are such hassles.
Hah… And they say all foxes are good for nothing but tricks… Hmph!
“Not at all, Arley. I'm not ashamed of you at all. Like I said, it's just too dangerous for you.”
Arley puffs up his cheeks, giving you his biggest pout before giving up when you wouldn't budge. He finally releases you, but not before he gives you the biggest hug he can muster. “Fiiiine. I hope you have fun, darling. I’ll be waiting for you…”
Darling.
For some reason, he believes that to be your name. You have tried correcting him, but he insists on calling you that for some reason. Oh well, rabbits are quite dumb after all. No use trying so hard to educate your future meal.
And so the two of you parted ways, leaving him at his den before you rushed off to your family’s den. By the time you reached it, the sky was turning purple as the great light was setting.
You knock with a special jingle on the wooden door to your family's den, a place somewhere secluded in the great forest, where the nearest neighbor would probably be… well, you and your dear rabbit, Arley. A lone rabbit. Odd, but you figure Arley must've been abandoned for being a runt. Poor lad.
“Password~?” sings a young voice from behind the door.
You playfully roll your eyes. “The brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.”
One of your younger sisters opens it and her face glows up at the sight of you. “(Y/n)!” She turns around to go back to main, shouting, “(Y/n)’s here! And she brought a boy!”
…..
Huh?
Two arms snake their way around your waist and close the distance between your back and their front. With a distinctively delicious scent wafting about, you don't even need to turn around entirely as you cringe from how he's nuzzling the back of your neck.
“Arley!?” you harshly whisper underneath your breath.
“Darling~” he whispers back, muffled by your neck.
“A boy!? You've finally brought home a husband, (Y/n)?” shouts your mother from inside the den.
“No!” you screech back, grabbing onto Arley's arms. You whisper between gritted teeth, “What are you doing here? Don't you know it's dangerous!?”
He shoots back with a sad look with droopy ears and big doe eyes. “Don't you know rabbits die easily from loneliness? I couldn’t bear the thought of you leaving me…”
What? What the heck is this dummy saying? Is that true? If it is true, does that even apply to rabbits and foxes? Rabbits shouldn't be sticking to foxes like this! Do you want to be eaten that badly!?
“Don't you-”
“What are you standing at the doorway for?” the voice of your father cuts in. “Come in and introduce your boy to us! And bring that rabbit. I can smell it on you. Don't hold up, now. We're starving.”
“You see?” you whisper to Arley, worried. “We're foxes. They're going to eat you alive! Go home!”
“No!” he refuses. “And no, they won’t. Once they know we’re together, they won’t lay a paw on me. Besides, I want to— need to meet your family for once. I have to thank your parents for giving birth to you and raising such a wonderful daughter.”
You try to find the words but after a moment or two, you give up with a groan. You place your hands together and send a quick prayer to the heavens.
Dear sun and moon, our great light and protector. I don't know why I'm in this situation but I humbly request that you protect this dumbass from my family. I've worked way too hard and too long for all my efforts to go up in dust just because he is an extremely stupid rabbit. We'll just have dinner (without rabbit) and then sleep, and then leave tomorrow. Forgive his naivety and lend me strength, good heavens. Blessed be the skies.
“Okay. Here we go.”
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“WHOA!” “My goodness!” “AMAZING!”
You sit there in awe alongside your family members as Arley somehow pulls another palm-sized rabbit from his top hat.
“And finally, this one is for the pup over here,” he says as he hands over the rabbit to your youngest sibling, who playfully squishes it in his hands. Not enough to burst its insides, but enough to make you wonder if it’s uncomfortable for the tiny bunny. Its blank face doesn’t offer any commentary, which almost begs the question if it is any real in the first place, if not for the tiny twitches.
“And that’s all for tonight, folks!”
“Well done, my boy!” your father compliments, clapping heartedly. “I never thought I could ever be entertained by a rabbit, but here I am!”
“Indeed!” your mother agrees, hand placed on her chest delicately. “I don’t know when was the last time I’ve ever been to a Magic Rabbit Show.”
Magic Rabbit Show? That’s a thing? Since when was that a thing???
Arley bows before your family, spinning his wrist, making the hat disappear into thin air. He then clasps his hands together, ears perked up. “My pleasure! Now… might I make the request to stay over tonight? I feel I will have better odds of seeing the great light if I stay inside than outside. And I’d like to stay close to Miss (Y/n), if possible?”
What the? Miss (Y/n)? Since when have you ever called me ‘Miss’? Or ‘(Y/n)’? You knew my name this entire time??
Your parents suspiciously share a look before smiling at Arley and announcing that he shall be taking residence in your bedroom for the night.
“Why!?” you squeak.
Your mother pulls you aside and shushes you. “Make sure the lad is comfortable, do you hear me? He’s come a long way, and we do not want to hear any complaints. Do you understand?”
“‘Come a long way’, you say, Mother? HE’S. A. RABBIT! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE A MEAL, WOMAN!” is what you would have said if one, you didn’t respect your parents, and two, Arley wasn’t right there, and three, you weren’t afraid of the woman who brought you into this world and could easily send you back at any time.
Instead, you give her a face of disbelief.
It is odd, you note, considering the behavior of your parents. Your father had always liked chasing the birds up into the trees, and your mother often enjoyed a bit of mischief showcasing her toothy smiles in front of the occasional passing travelers, who tended to be grazers. To show such consideration to a rabbit is… frankly, very odd.
“Besides,” your mother continues, eyes watching your siblings play with their respective rabbit and your father bringing Arley to the side to have a chat. “I don’t think there’s any finer rabbit to… well, you know?”
Your eyebrows raise as far up your forehead as they can go. Arley may still be a bit on the small side compared to the typical size of rabbits based on what the books say, but he is decent enough. Maybe it’s about time you put an end to this ridiculous farce…
Your mother raises her eyebrows. You relax your shoulders and sigh, nodding in surrender. She smiles in triumph behind you as you lead Arley towards your old bedroom.
Seldom do foxes receive guests, lest they set up a bed and breakfast kind of establishment for whatever reason. But even so, in these parts of the woods, travelers tend to not stay too long, either here or alive, so to speak.
The minute you swing open the door, you half expect dust to come flying out. Only the smell of nice wood, fresh grass, and well-kept books fill your nose, a testament to your father’s impeccable housekeeping skills.
You eye your large nest, with enough space for a couple and a child (which you had given up hoarding your favorite sticks in order to fit this bedding), and take a step back before lau-
“W-wow… This is a… big bed. I didn’t think…”
You immediately stop yourself from belly flopping into the inviting bed. Your head swerves towards Arley, who’s eying your bed with bulging eyes.
What? Never seen a big- Oh course he hasn’t seen a big bed, ya doofus. Tiny rabbit only got a tiny bed. “Let’s sleep,” you mutter, feeling the drowsy effects of full home-cooked dinner in your stomach. Forget dessert, I’ll just eat him for breakfast.
You crawl onto the soft grass and lay on your side, patting the empty space beside you.
Strangely, Arley looks quite flustered. “E-eh? You’re- I’m- H-huh?”
You let your heavy eyes close, eyebrows furrowing, getting miffed. “What? You wanted to stay over, right? Come over here already… Schleep…”
“O-oh… okay…”
And so the two of you lay side-by-side, warm and cuddly, nothing to be frightened about. Twas a peaceful midnight, all through the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even a…
“Y/nnnnn~? Are you awake?”
There is the famous saying everyone who’s anyone knows: how a wolf can hide itself among a flock of sheep by dressing up as its prey. It’s a funny tale, showcasing the stupidity of sheep against the cunningness of a wolf. How does it relate to a fox and rabbit, one might ask?
Your eyes open, having been suddenly thrown out of a dreamless sleep and brought back to reality. As they adjust to the darkness, they meet golden eyes followed by a wicked, wicked smile full of razor sharp teeth.
There may not be any wolves or sheep here… but perhaps, a less arrogant and less hungry creature might have wondered what a little rabbit was doing out in the woods by itself? Come to think of it, why would a rabbit invite a clearly hungry fox for a walk all by itself in the middle of the woods?
“Darrrrlinnnng~”
As the adrenaline pumps through your veins, you finally smell the scent of blood. It’s heavy. Far too close and heavy to be a mere cut. And… familiar? “A-Arley, is that you? W-what-”
He tilts his head mockingly, eyes and smile widening more than they already are. “Yes, darlinnnnng~ So glaaaaad you still… recognizzzzze Arleyyyyy after… well, nowwwww isn’t the tiiiiime.”
You gasp, feeling four spindly things drag upwards against the flesh of your stomach. You quickly wrap around your fingers the culprit before shoving it away and shooching your body up your bed. Only then, do your eyes feast on something horrid.
Arley- If it is Arley at all- tilts his head the other way stiltedly, his neck cracking with every angle. He towers over you with the height of a bear. The skin on his face looks stretched across his abnormally large skull, almost tearing at the seams of his mouth and eyes and nose. The ears on his head are stiffly standing above his head, shaped more triangularly than his typical round ones. Accompanying them are two massive antlers, ending in serrated stake-like ends. Where his eyes should have been are now dark black pools with little gold rings floating in them. The clothes on his body have shredded apart, revealing long skinless, muscleness limbs ending in similarly long claws sharper than the thorns of wild roses.
“Daaaaarling~ Why do youuuu look soooo scared?” he says, softly caressing one side of your jaw with a claw. His voice sounds like disjointed souls fighting to speak at the same time.
The smell of blood nearly overpowers the sound of your racing heart. “W-why do you s-smell like blood?”
“Hmm~ Arleyyyyy…” he hums, without opening his mouth, “... had to eaaaaat.”
“O-oh?”
“Don’t worryyyyy, darlinnnng. Arleyyyyy wouldn’t dare… eat youuuuu. Not… yeeeeet.”
A million things can enter your mind right now, things concerning your own safety and what happened to Arley and what could possibly go on, but the one thing that grips your heart is the thought: with all of this blood on him, where is your family?
“A-Arley… “ you smile nervously, gulping down your nerves as you slowly shift to the side at a snail’s pace. “I… Can I go… use… the bathroom?”
He sees what you are attempting to do and does not like it at all. He slams a hand down on the nest, tossing a few grass upwards, barely missing your hand. You breathe in sharply as he lowers his face over your shoulder, his chest rumbling as he takes in your scent.
“No… Stayyyyy.” Gentle, gentle is his voice, and yet it does nothing more than make the hair of your skin continue to stand straight up.
Arley’s just a rabbit. Arley’s just a rabbit. Arley’s just a rabbit. A dumb fucking rabbit.
Gathering all of your wits, you bark, “N-No! You! Let me go! I. Need to— GET OUT!”
Without a second thought, you quickly toss your body out of your nest and onto the cold wooden floor, paying no mind to your bruised knees as you get back up on your feet. You rip open your bedroom door to run down the hallway. It’s so dark you drag your hands across the walls to feel your way to the front, but it’s not dark enough to hide the dark inky stains dripping down the walls, staining your palms. It smells of death, rot, and everything and anything disgusting. Any more time in here, and you are sure you’d throw up.
An ungodly roar booms behind you. Right as your hand grasps onto a door handle, a hand wraps around on your legs and hauls you backwards, forcing your chin to hit the ground. Before you can recover from the impact, you feel the air around your head turn warm and in the edges of your view are rows of sharp white teeth.
“A-”
CRUNCH.
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The end.
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Little rabbit, little rabbit, how do you do?
Keep to the light, or the dark hunts you.
Wander too far, stray from its view—
And in the night, it will come for you.
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You wake up and gasp for air, dripping horrendously with heavy beads of sweat. You’re laid on your side, the opposite side of the original position you had laid down in before you knocked out. Which means you’re facing away from–
“Ack!”
Upon registering a sharp pain on the back of your neck, you immediately whip the back of your hand behind you, making contact with something hard. You turn on a lamp light and whirl around to find Arley holding his nose, regular bunny-shaped and looking like himself, and absolutely nothing like that nightmarish creature.
“Owiiiie…” he whines. Tears gather on the edges of his eyes, which thankfully look normal as well with their white scleras.
Picking up a faint scent of blood and a moist feeling on the back of your neck, you gently feel the area, finding that Arley has in fact broken a bit of skin enough to produce red droplets. “Did you bite me? Why’d you bite me!?”
“Sowiiiie, dawwwing… Couldn’t help it…”
A bunny biting a fox for no reason? How insulting! What does this dumb rabbit take me for!?
You grit your teeth, still holding a grudge for Nightmare!Arley’s actions, as you wipe your blood-stained fingers on your bed clothes before grabbing onto Arley’s jaw and forcing his mouth open. You then stick two clean fingers between his lips to keep his mouth open and check out his teeth. All flat bunny teeth, nothing sharp at all. How did he manage to make you bleed? You groan and let him go, grumbling, “I should’ve eaten a long time ago…”
Shocked at your actions, Arley’s mouth is still slightly agape and his cute pink bunny tongue still tantalizing. The taste of your fingers are nothing to the taste of your blood, but strange thoughts that have been sealed away time and time again are now coming to the front, and it certainly doesn’t help that he’s in an enclosed room that smells entirely like you and him.
You almost tell him to close his mouth when he interrupts you. “I… I wouldn’t mind if you ate me right now, darling.” He tilts his head downward and looks up with fluttering eyes, tapping the tips of his fingers together bashfully . “Only if darling is gentle in the beginning though…”
What the hell is he talking about? “Stupid,” you mutter. “Don’t be so weird.”
For some strange reason, his ears flops down and he gives his biggest pout as he looks away with scrunched eyebrows. You nearly roll your eyes, instead patting his head, hoping this action that he typically asks for will lessen his sad mood. It does, making him close his eyes and cheeks puff up with a blissful smile.
The way he melts under your touch softens your annoyance, making you appreciate the fact that he’s just a dumb rabbit who doesn’t know he’ll be eaten soon. You close your eyes and breathe yet another sigh of relief. At least, he isn’t like that creature at all. It was just a nightmare, nothing more… right?
…..
“Darling is mine~” Arley hums to himself under your petting while your eyes are wincing from the pain on the back of your neck. He looks at you through the tiniest inconspicuous sliver of space between his eyelids, showcasing black scleras and glowing golden rings. “All mine~”
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Charles x Fem!ex!reader
Summary: Charles and you break up but just can’t stay away from each other.
A/n: Another Charles social media au 🤭
Also, I love Alex so no hate to my girl okay 😞😘
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E!News After Break up with long term boyfriend, Y/n was spotted in Harry Styles car crying. Find out how the it couple broke up in the link in our bio!
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userboo EXCUSE ME
Y/nbabe WHAT?WITH WHO? IM SORRY
leclercfan16 Broke up and hopped onto the next guy. What a whore
y/nmywife shut the fuck up.Y/n and harry were friends BEFORE she dated charles
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E!News Charles Leclerc was spotted with a new girl just 3 weeks after the break up with his long term girlfriend Y/n Y/l/n. Was this the reason for their sudden split? Click the link in our bio to find out!
y/niswifey the resemblance between y/n and his new girl💔
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Y/ncharlesendgame god lord
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User70 who’s she?
User402 This hurts but the fire album we’re gonna get gives me hope for SOMETHING
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y/ny/l/n Burned.Out now on all streaming platforms
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y/nbabe I mean they do look a lot alike.. But we haven’t seen them since like 4 months 👀
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E!News Charles Leclerc and Y/n Y/l/n were spotted after one of his races, 11 months after their break up! Are we witnessing a comeback? Click the link in our bio for more!
y/niswifey pleaseeeeee omggg
f1.cl16 I want them back so baddddd
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y/nupdates CHARLES AND CARLOS AT Y/N‘S SHOW TONIGHT OMGGGGG
y/niswifey are they back together now? Are they not?😭
user89 maybe we’ll find out tonight 😦
use.r29 His mom and arthur were also spotted there😭
y/niswifey Oh she be having a family reunion 👀
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y/n love performing w ya 🩷
harrystyles me too👀🩷
user68 what’s happening? I know he is co writer but AHHEEJWVEJWFZ
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y/nupdates Y/n was spotted being super cozy with her co-writer and friend Harry Styles
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charles_leclerc Im no longer your muse 🛥️
arthur_leclerc 🔥
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y/nbabe first it seems as if he and Y/n get back tg and then she gets w harry.Im so confused rn😭
f1fannnn she never said that they’re back together 🤷🏼♀️
y/nbabe still feels weird smh
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⭒ the girl with the tattoo (the extras) -
chapter xi instagram blurb
mickey speaks : read chapter 11 first then come here!!! or not you do what u want fr
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y/n three different outfits because it’s my birthday all week idc
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christophersturniolo happy bday friend 😁 !
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nicolassturn PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD JUST TURNED 22 !!!!!!!
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christophersturniolo dammnnnnnnn 😮💨😮💨 i look good
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y/n THE FIRST PIC ...i died
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hi!! it’s me again😁😁
could you please do a jack social media au post if you have the time?? the fc would be rachel zegler ( i’m SO in my tbosas era if you can’t tell) and where the movie just came out people are stalking her insta, and they always see this man in her posts but they don’t know who it is because she never posts his face. and then jack sorta hints at a line in tbosas in his insta caption where he’s soft launching her. AND then they hard launch and people find out that they’ve been dating since 2019-2020 (so since she was 17-18)(she’s 22 now)
and if you could use a picture of her in her maria dress from when she was in west side story that would be great!! (it just even more cements that they’ve been dating since that time period) IM SO SORRY THAT THIS WAS SO LONG😧😧 or like if you need to make this multiple parts that’s okay!! or if you can do it either that’s okay too!!
erm ofc babe anything for u!! i have yet to watch tbosas but woot woot!
for the dress part, i did a picture of her holding the book w her on it.. just to fit the ig more ig idk!!
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jackhughes you’re mine and I’m yours. its written in the stars
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stranger? yes. danger? no. || shubman gill
summary; yn sturniolo is in italy and so is shubman gill.
@love-belle pookie wookie cookie this is for you🎀💋🫀‼️
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But You're Drunk
pairing: jennifer jareau x fem reader
category: fluff
warnings: none
word count: 753
summary: you're drunk and wanna have sex but jj says no bc you're too drunk to give consent
request by @pidgeispunk: what about after a night out w the team, r gets pretty drunk and jj has to take care of them, get them home and ready for bed etc. r keeps trying to get jj into if ykwim😏 but jj won’t do anything since r is drunk and doesn’t want to take advantage. r is all whiny and begging, but jj just gets her into bed and to sleep
I pinched JJ's cheeks, wiggling then around with my fingers. "Cutie patootie." I giggled, hiccuping before leaning forward to hug her as tight as I could.
"You think I'm a cutie patootie?"
"Mhm. Cute. You cute. Boobs." I looked down at her boobs and licked my lips.
"Ok baby let's get you home."
"Why?"
"You're drunk."
"What? Nooooo." I laughed and stumbled back a bit.
"I've got her." I heard a familiar voice and turned around. It was Penelope!
"Penelope! Don't you think she's cute?" I pinched JJ's cheeks again and she grabbed my hands, pulling them off of her face.
"Ok baby we're gonna go home."
"She's so funny like this."
"JJ...don't wanna go home." I wrapped my arms around her neck and leaned my full body weight against her.
"But we have to babe." I groaned and the rest was a blur but I think Penelope got me to take one more shot.
When we got home JJ insisted that she undressed me. "Noooo just wanna kiss you."
"Baby I'll kiss you but only after you take off your dress, ok?"
"I can't reach." She sighed and unzipped my dress for me. I made no move to go and grab my pajamas.
"What pajamas do you want."
"Naked."
"You wanna sleep naked?"
"No." I giggled and hopped over to her. "Wanna be naked with you. In bed."
"Baby no." She caught onto what I was saying and quickly shot it down.
"Pleaseeeee. I can be quick. I promise." I jumped on the balls of my feet and almost fell over.
"No."
"Pleaseee." She put a finger on my lips and kissed my forehead.
"You're drunk honey. I'm not gonna have sex with you when you're drunk."
"But whyyyy? I want it."
"You're not in the right mind to give me real consent."
"But I said yes though."
"But you're drunk. It's a no honey. And I'm not going to apologize for it." I whined and jumped up and down stubbornly like a toddler. JJ picked me up and put me in bed. "Stay here honey, I'll be back."
"You said you'd give me kisses though."
"I'll give you kisses after you drink some water." I whined but nodded, waiting impatiently on the bed.
When she came back with water I chugged the whole thing just so I could have kisses. JJ kissed my forehead first, cradling my face in her hands. I whined and pouted, squeezing my legs together. "Pretty please? I'll be good."
"I know you'd be good. You're always good for me baby I know that." I blushed. "You're such a good girl baby. But right now I just need you to go to sleep, ok?" I whined but nodded. I wanted to be good for her.
"I want cuddles though."
"You'll always get cuddles my love." I scooted back until JJ could fit on her side of the bed and then hugged her like a koala. I nuzzled my head into her neck and smiled.
"I love you."
"I love you too." I wiggled around as I tried to find a comfortable position, gently kissing and nipping at her neck to keep myself busy. She giggled and ran her fingers through my hair. "Whatcha doing baby?"
"Not comfortable."
"Want me to spoon you instead?"
"Too hot." She sighed and took the covers off of me. I gave her my best puppy eyes and she shook her head.
"Baby I said no. You have to listen to me, ok?" My bottom lip trembled but I didn't want to cry over this. I hid my face in her neck. My emotions were even harder to regulate when I was drunk. "Hey...hey baby? Are you crying?"
"Mhm." I sniffled against her neck.
"What's wrong? Am I making you feel unwanted right now?" I shrugged.
"Just wanna be close to you."
"You are close to me."
"But in a different way." I whined.
"If I took my clothes off would it make you feel better?" I nodded eagerly and moved off of her a bit so she could strip. Once she was naked I crawled on top of her and used her as my mattress.
"Thank you." I mumbled against her skin.
"Of course." She stroked my back and my hair. "Just tell me if you need anything. There's some Advil on your nightstand for the morning, ok?" I nodded and looked up at her with soft eyes.
"I love you." I mumbled. "I love you so much."
"I love you more."
#x reader#criminal minds#jennifer jareau#jennifer jareau x reader#wlw post#lgbtq#jennifer jareau x you
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The continuation of the battle for the Arc's Booty/How Jaune managed to sexually satisfy two girls that held him hostage. Trafficknight version. (NSFW)
Bewarned, horny inside
The last time we saw our three "heroes" they were seen carrying Jaune away from the two monochrome sisters. To do something unspeakable to him.
Jaune: Ruby, Jess you don't have to do this!
*plop Jaune down on a soft white bed*
Ruby: Gu, he, he, he. *drooling uncontrollably* 😋
Oh Jaune, you know that I'm gonna do something really good to you.
Jaune: *gulp*
Jess: Excuse me Ruby. WE are about to do something to him.
Ruby: Oh, of course. I'm sorry Jess. We are so gonna 'effed you up. 🤬
Jaune: *whimpering*
Ruby: *giggle* Do you want to know what we will do to you? 😌
Jaune: *shakes head*
Ruby: C'mon Jaune don't you at least a little bit curious? 🥺
Jaune: *shakes head*
Ruby: Too bad! We're gonna tell you anyway.
First we will kiss you. Tenderly at first of course. 😚
Jaune: *gasp*
Jess: Then we start being rougher and leaves trails of love marks across your neck.
Afterward we will slowly take off your clothes.
Saving your underpants for last.
Jaune: (Oh no.)
Ruby: Then we will slowly take it off. Then we will rub your most important part. 😏
Jess: And then we will take turns licking it...
Jaune: *scared*
Ruby: But we will make sure to only edge you... 😊
Jess: So you can never achieve completion...
Jaune: *frustrated*
Ruby: And when you can no longer stand being teased... 😉
Jess: We will take turn riding you. Over and over again...
Jaune: *scaroused*
Jess: We will make sure to take our time very, very slow pacing ourselves. All while denying you your release.
Ruby: And when you finally can't stand it any longer we will force you to come inside of us so we can have your baby... 👶
Jaune: *internal screaming*
W-wa-wait, wait, wait. We can't do that we need to use a condom!
I mean you two at least have some protection right?
Ruby & Jess:
Jaune: Oh sweet brothers...
And true to their words Ruby and Jessica did everything what they told Jaune earlier.
They begin by kissing him. At first Jaune tried to resist but after a while he soon relented to both Ruby and Jessica intense kisses. Even returning it to the delight of the two girls.
But kissing Jaune's lips weren't enough for them. They soon move to his neck and started removing his shirt while at the same time leaving trails of kisses on his exposed body.
Jaune unintentionally starts moaning in pleasure from the kisses he receives. This elicit a giggle from Ruby and Jessica. But only for a moment. Until they return to kissing and teasing Jaune. Bit by bit all of Jaune's clothes is then slowly removed until finally they reached the final piece...
Jaune: *labored breathing*
Ruby: This is it Jess... You ready? 😜
Jess: Huh? Y-yeah I'm ready.
Ruby: Okay. Here goes... *pulls down Jaune's underwear* 😁
Ruby & Jess: *stares in amazement* 😳
Ruby: Wow... 😶
Jess: Big...
Jaune: Shut up, all right! I know it's big. I have a complex about it. *pout*
Ruby: It's nothing to be ashamed of Jaune. 🤤
Jess: Yeah some chollos would kill to have that big pēne. (And I would defo kill to have yours in me. )
Jaune: Well I don't want it. I just wish it was smaller.
*smack*
Jaune: Oww! What the Salem?
Ruby: No more talking! It's time for entering! 😤
Jaune: Please don't. Ruby it will never fit!
Ruby: When there's a hole there's a way! 😠
Jess: I wish you luck Ruby.
Ruby: Thanks Jess... Well, here I go. 😣
Jaune: NOOOOO!!!....
A few moments later...
Ruby: ..... It didn't fit. 🙁
Jaune: I told you Ruby. I was too big.
Jess: Well now what do we do. We're too worked up to stop now.
Jaune: I think I can help you with that...
Jess: Really, how?
Jaune: Well if I can't use my "lower equipment" I can use my upper one... If you know what I mean.
Ruby: Well what are you waiting for! Ravish me right now.
A few hours of very satisfying oral session later...
Jess: Dios mio...
Ruby:
Back to the sisters.
Weiss: Slut!
*thrust*
Bleiss: Prude!
*clang*
Weiss: Slattern!
*parry*
Bleiss: Tight...
Wait. I sense a disturbance in the force it as if someone managed to achieved mind blowing multiple orgasm and I'm sensing that someone that gives it is Jaune...
Weiss: Wait. Where is Jaune?
Bleiss: It seems we have a problem...
Truce?
Weiss: Agreed, we need to find Jaune. Any thought on how to find him?
Bleiss: Hmmm let me check... My scroll.
*ping*
Found him.
Weiss: Wait. How did you know about Jaune's location?
Bleiss: Easy, I had him chipped long time ago.
Weiss: .... You are one crazy bitch you know that.
Bleiss: I will take it as a compliment.
Now c'mon sis we need to save our man.
Next morning...
Jess: *yawn* Last night was so great, Jaune. Do you want to do it again?
Ruby: .... No stop it!!! 😭
Instead of the sight of her lover sharing the same bed with her. Jessica is met with sight of Bleiss and Weiss riding Jaune from both end.
Weiss: OH BROTHERS!!! Yes JAUNE YES YOUR TONGUE FEELS SO GOOD!!!
Bleiss: AAHHHH!!! YOUR HUGE DICK FEELS SO GOOD INSIDE OF ME JAUNE!!!
GO AHEAD JAUNE COME INSIDE OF ME, KNOCKED ME UP!!! GIVE ME YOUR BABY!!!
Jaune: !!!!
Weiss & Bleiss: Ahhhh!!!.....
Weiss: That was amazing Jaune... It's my turn next, move over Bleiss.
Bleiss: Sure thing dear sister.
And Jaune if I got pregnant from this you will marry me , right?
After all you don't want Jaune junior to grow up without a father.
Jaune: *nodding*
*turns to Ruby & Jessica*
And I hope this teaches you two a lesson to never bet against black.
#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#lancaster#lancaster rwby#jaune x ruby#ruby x jaune#rwby lancaster#knightlight#jaune x jessica#jessica x jaune#jessica cruz#trafficknights#rwby smut#whiteknight#rwby whiteknight#whiteknight rwby#weiss x jaune#blackguard rwby#bleiss x jaune
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dom male reader x sub sebastian sallow WHERE THEYRE THEYRE THEYRE ENEMIES N LIKE READER STARTS GETTING CLOSE W SOMEONE ELSE N SEBASTIAN GETS JEALOUS N ONE DAY HE GETS ENOUGH OF IT AND DRAGS READER SOMEWHERE N THEY HAVE HATE SEX HELP IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN IT
OMG I LOVE IT! your wish shall be granted✨✨✨👍
Edit: OOPS I JUST WROTE THIS WHOLE THING THEN SAW THE HATE SEX PART NOOOOO IM SORRYYYYYY
Im skipping some plot.... just cause no reason🤭
(not my photo credit to Pinterest for fueling my mental issues)✨✨✨
Jokes on You
Sub Sebastian x Dom male Reader
🔞CAUTION SEX (ig)🔞
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"Ok, tonight was a little crazy so go and get some rest. Ok Natty?"
"Yeah I still can believe we escaped on hippogriffs!" Natty whispered back. Her hands still shaking slightly. I embrace her for a quick hug before we part. Being quiet I move quickly down to the Slytherin rooms. Once I safely make it to the dungeons a sigh of relief washes over me. My head aches slightly from the stress of fleeing Harlow and his cronies. Slipping through the door into the common room I gasp slightly.
"So... you want to tell what you've been doing?" Sebastian questions, glancing at me from his book.
"Well you see I... uhhh... Natty needed help with somethingandIcouldntjustsaynoso-" My voice speeding up as I talk, eyes flicking around the room.
"You're lying. Tell me the truth." He demands, with a stern voice. I finally make eye contact with him and give him a sigh.
"I- fine... Natty and I were out... investigating someone and we got attacked BUT! before you freak out, we're fine nothing bad happened!" I explain, guilt lingering on my words. For lying to Sebastian and for betraying Natty even after I swore not to tell anyone about our... excursions.
"And you didn't think to just," pausing himself with a sigh, "I don't know tell me before you endanger yourself and making me think you were with someone else." rubbing his temples stress clear on his face.
"... what? you thought I was cheating on you? Sebastian I would nev-"
"yeah well when i barely see my own boyfriend for three whole days and when I do see him he's with some girl! I don't know what to think ok!" he almost yells, cutting me off. Remembering that it's past curfew and neither of us are meant to still be up quiets Sebastian. I take a cautious step to him, unknowing of his reaction. I rest my hand on his cheek, I pull his face to face my own. Our eyes connect, frustration weeping from him.
"I would Never. cheat on you Sebastian. I'm sorry I've been neglecting you. I didn't think it would hurt you so. I'll tell you next time," I speak low and soft, his attention on my eyes. Kissing him sweetly, closing my eyes resting our foreheads against each other when we part.
"Next time? How much trouble do you need in one year to be satisfied?" Sebastian moves his hand to mine, our hands resting together on his cheek. Grabbing my hand, intwining our fingers. He says, "come on." before trying to drag me into the corner of the common room.
"Where- what are we doing now?" i ask confusedly.
"I'm a teen boy who hasn't seen his boyfriend for three days. Take a guess." Blushing at the realization. Sebastian pushes me against the wall next to the lake, our lips clashing. Sweet turns to heavy, our tongues fighting. Biting his lip takes him off guard, I flip us pushing him to the stone wall. The chill of the stone coursing through him, a shiver runs down his body. Leaning down I continue making out with my boyfriend, pressing my leg against his groin. A groan from Sebastian letting my tongue gain dominance. His hips stuttering into my leg. "Please... I need you," he says, the slight whine of his voice going straight to my growing member. Grasping his thighs I lift him up, pressing him against the wall. Sliding his sleep pants down, just enough I spit onto my fingers. Stretching him and teasing him at the same time. I kiss his neck, his face blushing from his sensitivity. Soft groans leaking from his lips like a faucet. "I need you- now please..." his words drawing out slowly. Shuttering from his words, I complied. Hastily removing my belt and unbuttoning my pants before spitting in my hand once more rubbing it up and down my length, till I deemed good enough. Lowering him softly onto my hard cock. He jolts with a moan. Precum leaking from his cock. I start thrusting, I groan softly into Sebastians ear. His face now beat red, I bite into his shoulder. Once I do that he clenches hard and moans rather loudly. Still holding Sebastian I move from the wall to a nearby couch. Sebastian, now the one who has to lean down, resumes our making out from earlier. I grab his throat gently, squeezing intermittently. Sebastians eyes fluttering softly his cock hitting against his stomach with every thrust up. His red tip throbbing with anticipation. I hit his prostate, "I- need to- ahh please- can i," his voice pleading me. I start reaching my limit.
"Come for me Sebastian," I whispered into his ear. I bite down once more, Sebastians cum hitting our chests. His groaning tip me over the edge I cum into Sebastian. Both of us breathing heavy, we wait for a moment before separating. Cum falling from Sebastian when he lifts off my member.
"I've missed you."
"Jokes on you. Now you can't get rid of me," a chuckle escaping from Sebastian.
"Good."
#sebastian sallow x male reader#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts x male reader#smut#i got the request wrong oops#sebastian being a needy hoe#we kinda ditched him tho#oopsie mistake
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