#my gaydar is just...

[i-swear-to-merlin]

I was just minding my own business, looking up some Arthur/Merlin fan made MV when i stumbled upon "what about now"

And im here a couple days after to make a quick parenthesis in my merlin blog to SCREAM about westlife.

Thank you very much

[ho1dthegirl]

yellowjackets gaydar tier list...

this feels right in my head.

[bochedogmeat]

Ok so basically. What if mouthwashing took place in 1917. What if this ragtag platoon got trapped in a mountain bunker that SOMEBODY blew up on the Ypres frontline. Is this thing on

[marragurl]

Sethos: *seeing Alhaitham and Kaveh interacting and immediately clocking them as a couple*

Me: one of us. One of us. One of us. One oF US. ONE OF US

Bless Sethos’s entire existence and every one of his voice lines (I see the Wanderer potential too, happy pride guys??? Ignore that I’m posting this like 2 days before June ends shhhhhhhhhhhh)

Alright, I now need Sethos to show up in every patch in every region and immediately clock every gay ship.

He steps into Liyue, sees Ningguang and Beidou do their weird flirting, and immediately thinks they're married.

As soon as he gets to Inazuma and has one convo with Yae Miko about how the war ended and her part in it, he just hits her with the “So glad you saved your wife!” and leaves while Miko just gets the weirdest feeling that she was played.

Gets to Fontaine, hears everyone say that Neuvillette is very cold and has no personal relationships, then just hears Neuvillette say he has a personal relationship with Wriothesley and goes “You’re kidding me right??”

He hears about Clorinde and Navia playing DnD together as well as that whole drama and gives Navia his condolences, saying “So glad to see you’ve worked it all out with your girlfriend” and Navia just freezing because what?? She hasn’t gotten to that point fully yet!

No hesitation, no beating around, he just congratulates everyone on their amazing relationships, no one is able to tell him they aren’t together, and so instead Sethos accidentally kickstarts every gay ship in every region just by calling everyone out. We love a fellow fudanshi, hail Sethos

Can’t wait for Sethos’ life-changing field trip to Natlan XD

[mugentakeda]

category 5 jetko moment

[sylvies-chen]

my dad watching trent follow colin out of the hotel: ok what do we think though, is trent following him because he wants to out him or do we think maybe he’s also gay?

me, watching as the shot pans to a closeup of trent’s leopard print boot, knowing full well that man is a flaming homosexual: gosh I don’t know it’s hard to say

[theboost]

The other day I was at work and I had this table of all old women dressed to the nines and there was one in this little zebra print number with some sort of feathered something it was truly a wonder to behold and my (heterosexual) (presumably not terminally online) coworker goes “what is she wearing” and without really thinking I go “it’s called cunt and she’s serving it.” You can’t imagine the look I got

[lunarharp]

hehe. almost christmas!

[songstep4002]

I wish Supercorp shippers would treat James with more dignity. Like yes, I hate Lames as much as the next person. But that doesn't automatically make James the bad guy here. I'm fine with people writing Mon-El as the jackass who gets in the way of Supercorp, because he has always been a jackass. But James was a flawed and nuanced character who got mishandled by the writers, and every time someone bashes him unnecessarily or makes him out to be the villain, it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

[asteracaea]

thinking about the line "now you try on calling me 'baby' like trying on clothes"...

...even if you don't believe this song is about a professional model...

...what man 'tries on clothes' in the way she's implying here, like for fun...

[crystallinemoonlight]

sometimes i'll think about how, at the start of episode four, pete offers to help porsche guess who he might have kissed at the pier the night before, and i imagine a crackfic where porsche goes on a quest to find out who it was by kissing his colleagues one by one - starting with pete of course that man was ready to sacrifice himself for the cause when porsche had questions about casual hookups later in the episode, offering himself up without hesitation

he visits them one by one; pol is confused... but intrigued, it's like one of tankhun's series! arm already knows it wasn't him but insists they check it anyway... just to be sure, right? you never know. ken says he'll break his face if he tries anything (very suspicious, porsche makes sure to highlight his name). big doesn't know whether to be angry or confused, he wasn't even there??? no he and ken didn't sneak in halfway through because of a secret crush, this isn't one of tankhun's series! tankhun asks what they're doing and if he can join but porsche isn't about to open that can of worms.

maybe at some point kinn catches on and realizes porsche doesn't remember but is rating the others based on if they kiss better or worse than the ~mystery person~, which is giving him an ego boost up until porsche declares that one of his friends is actually a better kisser and therefore can't possibly have been involved (said friend is very confused about why khun kinn is giving him death glares for the rest of the week)

you can even throw in some chan or vegas or anyone else if you want to, just go crazy with it, i think that'd be really funny especially if porsche just casually blasts vegas after they make out for a solid minute saying "no you're good but the other guy was just less desperate you feel me, sorry bro".

[mbirnsings-71]

pssst *boops u* hey

can i offer u homophobic dick grayson?

the full thing bc this is the best thing ive ever drawn;

i love kidpix

HELP HELP HELP THIS NEEDS TO BE SAVED FOR FOREVER ARE YOU KIDDING ME I'M THIS IS SO GIGGLING CACKLING

[clau1r9i]

I'm sorry to be the one to say this but Chise is clearly bisexual

I mean, c’mon you know why i say this

[flowers-inverted]

Fellas, is it gay to be the main character in a sports anime?

[hornedavies]

WHERE did the greg davies bisexual rumors come from it baffles me

[agathazinha2009]

Bro...Ty and Revvit relationship is so deep.

like...

When Revvit got caugh by d-structs in the last episode. Ty just made everyone goes along D's plan just for keeping him safe. and didn't thought twice before going after D-struct even knowing he couln't win. without mentioning he climbed a FUCKING VOLCANO just for save Revvit. Ins't volcanos suppost to be Ty's biggest material fear? :>

I swear there's something going on with those two.

Ty was NOT having it.

Tops and Cera reaction after see Ty and Revvit mind mold is so funny lol

they are like: 🏳️‍🌈🤨?

also with Revvit in the diamond bit episode. He was speed running just for saving Ty from the webs. like:

"-Revvit let's wait"

"-I do not have time to wait >:> neither does Ty!"

OMG they're roomates 0o0 literally....they're cannon roomates actually lmao even more in my opinion lmao