#my gay vampire sons
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starknesskenobi · 1 year ago
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It's a truth universally acknowledge that if you're a bitchy blonde you must wear a dramatic yellow silk bath robe
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Signed, a bitchy blonde who also owns one of these robes, and I've had one before I even watched either of these show
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darkacademiaarchivist · 1 year ago
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Krolock, at some point: i love my dead gay son
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rtby · 1 year ago
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fit of the session
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dyrewrites · 5 months ago
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"Mom, mom." "What." "What are you writing, why didn't you hear me?" "Gay porn, and earbuds."
He hasn't bothered me for an hour. I have written so many words.
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asongoficyhot · 1 year ago
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Inspired by Heathers
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siriuslylovejegulus33 · 2 years ago
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Simon: Baz is a VaMpiRe!!
Penelope: Simon, stop it.
*Weeks later after Baz confessed and they are together*
Penelope: Baz is a vampire, you were right.
Simon: MERLIN'S BEARD PENNY! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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oidyre · 6 months ago
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sunlessea · 7 months ago
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sketch dump of my finance's 30 minute art warmup exercises from recent days cuz they're p gay </3 @londonfallen
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nondescriptrock · 9 months ago
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Mission Impossible: Vampire Edition
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thevampireforthesetimes · 2 years ago
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When you get so drunk and emotional on a date that you have a breakdown. Then you make out with, flirt with, and then proceed to cry with your bf until he carries your drunk @$$ home.
And then you call him to hang out again the next morning. 
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hexagoniterations · 1 year ago
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can u believe the host of my system looks like this. yeah me neither (suspiciously beat shaped)
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redflannelsheets · 3 months ago
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#a mystery grab-bag of thoughts:#sometimes i just want to send you dumb memes out of nowhere and hope that the randomness and absurdity will make you laugh#when i do my daily crossword puzzles i wish we were sitting across from each other racing to see who finishes first#(but working together on the really difficult ones because god knows I’ll never get a Sunday NYT by myself)#i think of you often but especially when it’s raining#I’ve taken to making a pie every week—nothing fancy just something in a graham cracker crust that sets in the fridge#(so far i have one ol’ faithful recipe and I’ve had a couple of failures but they were still tasty)#my phone sometimes suggests a selection of pictures of you and it used to make my heart stop a little bit#but now i just look at your face and smile and think about how lovely it was to see you every day; I’ll cherish that#i never thought you were a ‘media bully’ but if I could return the favor I’d urge you to watch amc’s interview with the vampire#it’s so GOOD and so GAY and i have a small crush on Eric bogosian that goes in the same category as my crush on Greg Davies#and it’s quite funny in places like a dry humor that leans surreal/absurd#i dunno i think you’d appreciate it even though you’re not a horror person#i wish i could hold your hand and kiss your fingers and probably nibble on them a bit#(what can i say? I’m a cat)#i made some new glitter bottles this week and they look so pretty in the sun#today my Spanish lesson was about telling time#i have no problem remembering ¿a qué hora? but get tripped up on the format of answering#(son las (hora) y (minutos) and son (minutos) para las (hora) and i could get around it by only ever answering on the half hour)#I’m not like *confident* about my Spanish but I’m picking up more than what’s in English captions when i watch stuff which is neat#i do wonder if it’s sad or weird to still feel you here with me in my heart#but i think when someone is precious to you time and distance can’t really touch that love#anyway I’m going to go do my dishes instead of blithering here all night lol#sending you care and love and sunshine and flowers my darling dearest#💜#🌻
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nay0hmeee · 4 months ago
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So Viktor never wanted any biological children. His father had repeatedly insisted on it for him for nearly the entirety of his 300 years of life. He claimed it was an obligation as the direct descendant of a pureblood vampire. Viktor adamantly refused and moved far away.
2 or 3 years following The Incident which resulted in Viktor finally getting together with his now boyfriend Owen, they find a 15 year old kid that had been bitten by a pureblood. They decide to take him in and make sure he's fed after he finished turning, so he wouldn't go feral and hurt innocent people. That kid is Nathaniel, or just Nate, and after a few months of taking care of him, Vik and Owen decide to officially adopt him as their son.
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revivisection · 1 year ago
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was in the shower thinking about a story i wrote (and never finished) for class when i was 13, how i’d reimagine it now, and realized that i just reinvented fionna and cake episode 7 the star
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prickly-paprikash · 1 year ago
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My favorite thing about every single Belmont in Netflix's Castlevania and Nocturne?
Every single initial appearance radiates sad, pathetic energy.
Trevor's bar fight scene was equal parts hilarious and disheartening. This is the Last Belmont? A legendary clan of Vampire Hunters, reduced to a drunken brawler who gets his nuts kicked in so many times?
Julia Belmont? Bodied by hot, gay Dragon Daddy Olrox while her son watches. He brings the direct Belmont line down to two, and traumatizes the kid so hard he has ED—Enchantment Dysfunction until he becomes an adult.
Richter? Yeah! Literally has to have his first true core memory be his mom be fucking owned by the sexiest god damn bloodsucker in history. Little bro's canon event was to watch his mama be crushed.
Juste? Sure his entrance is cool, but then we realize he's also suffering from ED, he sucks at this whole grandfather thing, his wife and bestie killed, and he could never even confront his own blood over the death of his fucking daughter.
I love the fact that every single Belmont makes the worst first impressions. Regardless of sex or gender or age. They just fucking suck when introduced.
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gloryinthunder · 1 year ago
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You know, I lean into the joke that Ketheric doesn't like the gays because a big buff lesbian angel 'stole' his daughter and he had to sit there and watch Durge and Gortash crumple all the war maps during their makeout sessions on the council table when they're trying to organize a world takeover.
But then I can't help but laugh wondering how he feels when the amnesiac Durge rolls up to the colony with their entire polycule in tow.
Like hey, I'm back. Meet my new boyfriend, he's a vampire. Oh, and this is his girlfriend, she's just come from the Blood War. Over there is her boyfriend, the son of the guy you just tadpoled. And his boyfriend, a nerdy wizard that almost just blew you up. And his girlfriend, a radient-tank goth having a crisis of faith. And her spicy yet sweet githyanki warrior girlfriend.
And Ketheric just drops himself into the Myrkul hole without a fight, because he's done with this shit.
Love wins.
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