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It's a truth universally acknowledge that if you're a bitchy blonde you must wear a dramatic yellow silk bath robe
Signed, a bitchy blonde who also owns one of these robes, and I've had one before I even watched either of these show
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Krolock, at some point: i love my dead gay son
#i love my (un)dead gay son#tanz der vampire#tdv#graf von krolock#count von krolock#herbert von krolock#my post
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fit of the session
#my son and somehow self insert and boyfriend all wrapped into one#enoch#vtm#vampire the masquerade#he had a date this saturday too in case anyone was curious#staying slay staying gay#reminder to self to find the pin i used as a reference fo this the pose was so good#my art
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"Mom, mom." "What." "What are you writing, why didn't you hear me?" "Gay porn, and earbuds."
He hasn't bothered me for an hour. I have written so many words.
#it will be the most productive summer#full of gay vampires#but that would happen anyway#my son everyone
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Inspired by Heathers
#adventure time#marceline the vampire queen#hunson abadeer#comics#i love my dead gay son#heathers#memes#my art
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Simon: Baz is a VaMpiRe!!
Penelope: Simon, stop it.
*Weeks later after Baz confessed and they are together*
Penelope: Baz is a vampire, you were right.
Simon: MERLIN'S BEARD PENNY! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
#simon snow is a vampire lover#baz pitch is a my hot vampire#simon snow is so gay#tyrannus basilton grimm pitch#basilton pitch#baz pitch#simon snow#carry on#carry on trilogy#wayward son#anyway the wind blows#rainbow rowell#awtwb#penelope bunce#snowbaz#gay harry potter#gay
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#art#gift art#tattoo design#i am totally not dead#here is your proof#the necroakmancer up top is free to use as a phone wallpaper#was a gift for my son and he thought everyone should have it#i'm going to assume no one here wants art of my gay vampires but feel free to yell at me if you wanna see em
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sketch dump of my finance's 30 minute art warmup exercises from recent days cuz they're p gay </3 @londonfallen
#gay vampires and werewolves and bats WROW#aerkjnemrkjn#` ✞ adrien. ⁞ all my life i’ve been so lonely‚ all in the name of being holy.#` ✞ elysium. ⁞ and if i only could‚ i’d make a deal with the gods.#` ✞ winter. ⁞ you can’t love anyone‚ because that would mean you have a heart.#` ✞ silas & winter. ⁞ noyer dans un soupire‚ reste à mes cotés... jai pu sentir son cœur vibrer à cent à l'heure.#` ✞ irons & elysium. ⁞ like a gift from the false stars‚ it was easy to tell‚ it was love from below that could save me from heaven.#` ✞ fires & adrien. ⁞ it’s blasphemous‚ but holy. i’m nervous and tripping over my words‚ you’re so pretty it hurts.#long post /#` ✞ portraiture. ⁞ the beguiling subjects of london times.
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Mission Impossible: Vampire Edition
#there are two wolves inside you#one is a gay twink vampire femboy#the other is a bisexual twink vampire wizard#they are father and son#digital art#oc#oc art#original character#fantasy#fantasy art#fantasy character#knight#knights#vampire oc#vampire#vampires#witch#wizard#art#my art#artists on tumblr
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When you get so drunk and emotional on a date that you have a breakdown. Then you make out with, flirt with, and then proceed to cry with your bf until he carries your drunk @$$ home.
And then you call him to hang out again the next morning.
#BOY when you both have unmanaged trauma#But you're trying to keep each other together.#Been there done that my friend.#I'm rereading the book and just lmao#Good god the dramatics#Lestat De Lioncourt#nicolas de lenfent#The Vampire Chronicles#The Vampire Lestat#[Lestat]#[Vexed Violinist]#[My First Love]#[Nicki]#But also I love my damaged and dramatic gay sons.#And they always hurt my f---king heart.
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can u believe the host of my system looks like this. yeah me neither (suspiciously beat shaped)
#guys will look like theyd join team vampire. but well i didnt#still really funny that i 100% look like the part that designed synth. like yep. yeah#he's like my stupid little gay son and i wanna throw him as far as i can. for fun.#sona: beat#undescribed
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#a mystery grab-bag of thoughts:#sometimes i just want to send you dumb memes out of nowhere and hope that the randomness and absurdity will make you laugh#when i do my daily crossword puzzles i wish we were sitting across from each other racing to see who finishes first#(but working together on the really difficult ones because god knows I’ll never get a Sunday NYT by myself)#i think of you often but especially when it’s raining#I’ve taken to making a pie every week—nothing fancy just something in a graham cracker crust that sets in the fridge#(so far i have one ol’ faithful recipe and I’ve had a couple of failures but they were still tasty)#my phone sometimes suggests a selection of pictures of you and it used to make my heart stop a little bit#but now i just look at your face and smile and think about how lovely it was to see you every day; I’ll cherish that#i never thought you were a ‘media bully’ but if I could return the favor I’d urge you to watch amc’s interview with the vampire#it’s so GOOD and so GAY and i have a small crush on Eric bogosian that goes in the same category as my crush on Greg Davies#and it’s quite funny in places like a dry humor that leans surreal/absurd#i dunno i think you’d appreciate it even though you’re not a horror person#i wish i could hold your hand and kiss your fingers and probably nibble on them a bit#(what can i say? I’m a cat)#i made some new glitter bottles this week and they look so pretty in the sun#today my Spanish lesson was about telling time#i have no problem remembering ¿a qué hora? but get tripped up on the format of answering#(son las (hora) y (minutos) and son (minutos) para las (hora) and i could get around it by only ever answering on the half hour)#I’m not like *confident* about my Spanish but I’m picking up more than what’s in English captions when i watch stuff which is neat#i do wonder if it’s sad or weird to still feel you here with me in my heart#but i think when someone is precious to you time and distance can’t really touch that love#anyway I’m going to go do my dishes instead of blithering here all night lol#sending you care and love and sunshine and flowers my darling dearest#💜#🌻
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So Viktor never wanted any biological children. His father had repeatedly insisted on it for him for nearly the entirety of his 300 years of life. He claimed it was an obligation as the direct descendant of a pureblood vampire. Viktor adamantly refused and moved far away.
2 or 3 years following The Incident which resulted in Viktor finally getting together with his now boyfriend Owen, they find a 15 year old kid that had been bitten by a pureblood. They decide to take him in and make sure he's fed after he finished turning, so he wouldn't go feral and hurt innocent people. That kid is Nathaniel, or just Nate, and after a few months of taking care of him, Vik and Owen decide to officially adopt him as their son.
#screaming and crying about my gay vampire and his son#owen is my friend's oc so I cannot elaborate more on him sorry#naomi's ramblings#naomi's oc ramblings#viktor augustus#nathaniel wyatt
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was in the shower thinking about a story i wrote (and never finished) for class when i was 13, how i’d reimagine it now, and realized that i just reinvented fionna and cake episode 7 the star
#insane toxic vampire yuri if pb was a 45 year old human#my original story got a lot of praise from like the 5 people who read it for its fun and campy tone. it was so unserious but now i’m like.#what if their mutual obsession turned into mutual destruction#the vampire hunter was the mc’s mom who had an implied history with the mysterious vampire girl that i never expanded on#who cares about your cringefail son. if your rivalry lasts more than 10 years you’re gay
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My favorite thing about every single Belmont in Netflix's Castlevania and Nocturne?
Every single initial appearance radiates sad, pathetic energy.
Trevor's bar fight scene was equal parts hilarious and disheartening. This is the Last Belmont? A legendary clan of Vampire Hunters, reduced to a drunken brawler who gets his nuts kicked in so many times?
Julia Belmont? Bodied by hot, gay Dragon Daddy Olrox while her son watches. He brings the direct Belmont line down to two, and traumatizes the kid so hard he has ED—Enchantment Dysfunction until he becomes an adult.
Richter? Yeah! Literally has to have his first true core memory be his mom be fucking owned by the sexiest god damn bloodsucker in history. Little bro's canon event was to watch his mama be crushed.
Juste? Sure his entrance is cool, but then we realize he's also suffering from ED, he sucks at this whole grandfather thing, his wife and bestie killed, and he could never even confront his own blood over the death of his fucking daughter.
I love the fact that every single Belmont makes the worst first impressions. Regardless of sex or gender or age. They just fucking suck when introduced.
#castlevania#castlevania nocturne#trevor belmont#julia belmont#richter belmont#juste belmont#lmao these loser keep getting owned i love them so much#they're my long line of sad blorbos#the clan of faceplanting during every new interaction#trevor and leon must've been cheering in heaven#while leon's wife plus sypha plus greta for good measure all watch in shame#like holy fuck guys#i love them your honor#paprikash ramblings
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You know, I lean into the joke that Ketheric doesn't like the gays because a big buff lesbian angel 'stole' his daughter and he had to sit there and watch Durge and Gortash crumple all the war maps during their makeout sessions on the council table when they're trying to organize a world takeover.
But then I can't help but laugh wondering how he feels when the amnesiac Durge rolls up to the colony with their entire polycule in tow.
Like hey, I'm back. Meet my new boyfriend, he's a vampire. Oh, and this is his girlfriend, she's just come from the Blood War. Over there is her boyfriend, the son of the guy you just tadpoled. And his boyfriend, a nerdy wizard that almost just blew you up. And his girlfriend, a radient-tank goth having a crisis of faith. And her spicy yet sweet githyanki warrior girlfriend.
And Ketheric just drops himself into the Myrkul hole without a fight, because he's done with this shit.
Love wins.
#bg3#ketheric thorm#durge#astarion#karlach#wyll ravengard#lae'zel#shadowheart#baldur's gate 3#durgetash#gortash#dame aylin
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