#my son everyone

[lizards0up]

i think sum wrong w my tv bruh 😭😭🙏🙏🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[orangepajamas]

his dad just finished polishing him he's so excited

[vdvyxq]

Damian in his brother’s old jacket that he stole.

Just an old sketch I did in class so there’re lots of errors. I just think he looks cute in this.

[dyrewrites]

"I can't play Baldur's Gate."

"Yeah, because it's mine."

"No, you don't understand, I can't play it."

"Yeah...because it's mine. My copy, that I am using."

"But I want to play."

"Give me a minute."

Watches me in a boss fight, "do you have any scrolls to revive people?"

"Go do whatever you were doing, I'm fine."

"But your people are dead."

"I am aware."

"Okay, fine, I'll go upstairs and wait."

"You do that."

He leaves and I died horribly, as I expected to because Tactician is difficult to play on and Githyanki are asshats made of steel. So, aware that he can't play the game while I am and he'll just come beg me if I don't let him, I quit and call up to tell him he can play now.

But there go my 'writing break' plans, as he's on vacation still and will be playing this thing constantly as he managed to make a necromancer and so is obsessed. He's already romanced Astarion, because he is my son and we have snarky vampire problems.

Actually woke me up yesterday to tell me, "I had sex with Astarion. I think. It went black."

"Mm-hmm, told you it would be hard not to...don't be a ho now."

I went back to sleep but he insisted later that he only said yes to the vampire, he is not a little ho. So, that's nice.

I wanted to keep playing as a despicable blood-thirsty monster with terrible urges to murder. But nooo...

So I guess I go write that instead.

[wurwolf]

[littlefankingdom]

Gothamites: Lol. No way can Bruce Wayne raise a child. He is an incompetent playboy.

Bruce Wayne: *raises Dick to become an incredible good-hearted intelligent young man*

Gothamites: Wtf

[soaked-doors]

dynasties and dystopias

[the-phantom-peach]

horrible art burnout so it’s 4 am and I’m scribbling Mouthwashing <3

they make my brain tired

[zorangezest]

happiness!

[warningsine]

Love seeing the new generation find out how, well, gay "Wicked" is.

Closeted high femme dressed as the lesbian flag not getting on her rebellious activist bestie's broom and regretting it for the rest of her conformist life.

[fearmeeeee]

Would you rather your son be gay or green?

Both, Amen

[kiisaes]

momma's boy

[yamuluv]

welcome to big shell!! ⭐️

[dyrewrites]

Staring at my son, as he tries desperately to talk his way out of doing a chore he told me he would do, fighting the urge to say, "motherfucker, you agreed to the chore."

Instead I told him he could do it tomorrow but he has to do it right when he wakes up. So he's doing it now, after a lot of whining that led him nowhere.

I are smart parent.

Sometimes.

[doctorsiren]

can’t stop thinking about mob growing up 🥺

[ifyoucandaniel]

ummm so have y’all seen that GQ photo shoot…?

this is sort of a joke for @bluelotuswrites fic The Hellblazer’s Apprentice on a fun way for bruce to find out jason is in fact alive and well. it’s also just an excuse to draw all blades jason shirtless bc i’m a hoe 😔

edit: now with fic!!! please go check out blues fun fic about model jason!