#my fucking shayla 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[lsunstreakerl]

sh!max, who is chronically offline: charles, the baby bulls keep holding up pictures of me at toro rosso and saying 'my shayla', do you think they have forgotten my name? :/

they would 'my shayla' him you're so right 😭 he'd have no fucking clue.

baby bulls being protective over a version of max they've never met will never not be funny to me, like guys you're a decade too late lol

[wishchip106]

thinking about these guys again

Charles apologizing and admitting he was wrong for tampering with Jean’s head

and then Erik being a complete asshole saying “I don’t care I hope she fucking dies 😒👎” GIRL 😭😭

THAT’S BASICALLY YOUR STEP-DAUGHTER CALM DOWN ✋😨🤚

Scott has to put him in place by saying that’s not what Raven would’ve wanted 😭😭

why was Erik such a jerk here i’m crying

dark phoenix was so bad at writing women it has me focusing on the men 😭🤚 how was this a movie about Jean but then barely give me a good captivating story for her

Erik didn’t even need to be in this movie 🤨🤨 he could’ve just made a cameo at the end for paris proposal and i would’ve been happy

guhhh my shaylas 😿😿 that’s his daughter 😭😭😭

[max-nicoxposts]

I cradled tiktok in my arms as it died. I watched my likes disappear, my comments, my reposts, my friends. The rest of the world just disintegrated under my finger tips and the only thing I can do is mourn. There's not even a wake, or a funeral to attend. There's only disconnection 💔💔

[strryhaze]

the difference only a couple years can make …

they broke the hell outta my son’s spirit 💔

[aloverra]

MY FUCKING TIKTOK EDITS 😭😭😭😭😭 I DIDNT GET TO SAVE ANY OF MY FUCKING TIKTOK EDITS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[strawberryshortcake1495]

Teen Transfem Shermie :(

TW: transphobia, 🍇, spiked drinks, homelessness, minor being kicked out of their home :c

As Shermie gets older, she starts to really experiment with her femininity. She knows deep down that she’s a girl but in middle school she had to wear a wig to help with dysmorphia but somehow the wigs always ended up in the trash.

So now Shermie’s 15 and she’s a huge anxious mess because she has a feeling Filbrick knows about her “crossdressing” and also because she’s getting bullied left and right because to everyone at school, she’s the “weird guy who thinks he’s a girl”. After school, she uses her pocket money to buy makeup and bracelets and other girly stuff so she doesn’t have to steal from Ma anymore. She applies the makeup in secret but she always glances at her locked door in fear that Filbrick might walk in and beat her, or worse…

But Shermie makes the biggest mistake of her life, which was attending an adult party. She was the only teenager that went, and since nobody else from school would be there, Shermie saw it as a chance to truly be herself. She bought a beautiful red dress and put on her best makeup. When she looked into the mirror, she didn’t see Sherman Pines. She saw Shermie Pines. At the party, everyone was having a good time so Shermie allowed herself to have fun too until things had gotten out of hand. The next day, the nice lady who made her a drink was pregnant. Shermie didn’t even want to drink the strange glass of punch, but the lady called her a “pretty girl” and she couldn’t resist. Nobody has called her a girl before. The lady told everyone that Shermie raped her. It didn’t make sense. Shermie didn’t even remember what happened after she took a sip.

And apparently Filbrick hasn’t learned his lesson with Stan because the moment he find out, he chucks Shermie out the door and tells her he won’t have a “disgraceful whore” in the house. This time, Caryn actively tries to stop him, but Filbrick is too strong and sends her to the floor with a broken nose. Shaking like a leaf, Shermie leaves home that night and sleeps on a bench near Glass Shard Beach with nothing but her jacket and smeared mascara on her wet face.

[bowlcutlegacy]

I need to start dating again solely to find someone who can cook because burning my dinner yet again is NOT it.

[ireverie]

.

just announced to all my friends that if they can’t reach me it’s because i’m yet again starting another criminal minds binge from ep 1. im finna literally go off-grid

[elliereject]

only ever call me when you’re high

* you and ellie broke up forever ago, and yet you never fail to pick up when her name lights up your screen, only during the early morning, and only when she’s high.

* infidelity (abby my shayla ❤️), phone sex, mention and use of weed by ellie, pussyeating reader receiving, mutual masturbation, dirty talk, use of vibrators by both ellie and reader, angst and possible open ending (?), ellies kind of a jerk lol

* im sleepy but I wanted to get this out tonight, sorry if it’s buns it was supposed to be short 😭..i also suck at writing smut so apologies if that too is buns, i am open to a part 2 but idk what would happen and when it’d come out so pls don’t hesitate to lmk what you’d like to see…hope u enjoy !!

* mdni

* wc ~ 2.4k

Ellie had this terrible, terrible habit. One she told herself countless times that she would quit. But unfortunately, she never could.

You and Ellie had broken up months ago yet for some odd reason whenever she got high, which was frequently, she found herself dialing your number (one of the only ones she knew by heart) because something in her twisted, incapacitated mind craved to hear your voice.

In order to combat this, Dina made Ellie vow that she would only ever get high on the weekends or when she was feeling particularly stressed out and Ellie mostly followed through because she knew that Dina was right.

But tonight, tonight you had posted an especially scandalous picture in which you were at the beach, sitting in the sand with the straps of your bikini untied and your hand holding up the thin material that just barely covered your tits, your sun-kissed face was winking at the camera with a playful expression and she couldn’t fight the jealousy that sparked through her directed at whoever got to take that heavenly picture.

She had to get high, otherwise she was sure she’d end up punching a hole in the wall or throwing her switchblade at it, again.

She dug around in her bedside table until she found her lighter and one of her emergency pre-rolls. She clicked the lighter until the end of the rolled paper crisped up and started smoking, unveiling that familiar earthy scent.

She decided to pass the time between puffs by scrolling through your highlights and the rest of your posts. When she landed back on your beach post, the high finally hit her, along with another pang of jealousy and to nobody’s surprise, anger. “Who the..” She whispered to herself as she narrowed her eyes at the pinned comment,

abs.anderson: i saw these first 😉❤️

You had to be fucking kidding her, Abigail Anderson, that bitch of a friend you told her countless times not to worry about even though Ellie knew she liked you. Irritation overtook her and before she knew it her fingers were smashing in the digits that added up to your number.

It rang once, then twice before she heard the familiar grogginess of your voice.

“Hello?”

“Abby fucking Anderson?” She seethed.

She heard a sigh and the shuffling of your bedsheets before you answered, “Ellie, it’s...3 fucking AM. What the hell are you talking about?”

She rolled her eyes even though you couldn’t see her, “Abby Anderson, the friend I wasn’t supposed to worry about.”

“Yeah..what about her?” You sounded confused, as if you didn’t know exactly what you were doing.

“Are you fucking her?” Ellie asked impatiently.

You sighed again, “Are you high?”

“Answer me.”

“That’s none of your business.”

She rubbed her temples, you had always been so stubborn.

“I think it is my fucking business, I deserve to know.”

“Ellie, for Godsakes we broke up months ago, nothing I do should matter to you anymore. We’re over.”

“Oh yeah? Then why do you pick up every time I call?” She clicked her tongue.

“I…” You trailed off.

She had you there, despite the sour tone of your voice and angry puffs of air, you’d always always pick up whenever Ellie called.

“Does she fuck you better than me?” Ellie asked, taking another puff of the now small and burnt blunt.

“Ellie!” You gasped and she let out a raspy chuckle. “You can’t ask me something like that.”

“Is that a no?”

“It’s a none of your fucking business.”

“Ouch, good one.” She giggled. The weed was unfortunately starting to mellow out her anger and the situation almost seemed amusing.

“Fuck you, I’m hanging up—“

“I miss you.” She blurted out, she’d only just gotten you to answer and she didn’t want you to hang up yet, besides, there was a reason for her calling…

You groaned slightly, “Ellie.”

“I’m serious.” She said, even though you could hear the smile in her voice.

“Yeah, right. You miss me or the sex?” You replied, crossing your arms.

“Can’t I miss both?” She smirked, snubbing out her blunt and laying back on her worn bed.

“No. You can’t.” You scoffed.

“Come on ★, don’t be like that. I know you miss me too.” She’d whispered the last part, as if it were devilish secret.

“Yeah! I miss the dirty socks around my apartment and smelly ass hoodies you left on my bed.” You mocked.

Ellie sighed, “Really? Here I was thinking you were gonna say you miss my hands on you.”

“Ellie..” You were catching onto what she was doing and you hated to admit that it was working. Your lower belly surged at her suggestive words and your mind started to wander.

“Or the way I kissed your thighs.” She whispered.

“Ellie I—“

“Or the way you felt when my fingers were shoved into your pussy.”

Yeah, you were fucked.

Your fingers had found their way past the band of your underwear and toward your aching clit.

Ellie heard your labored breathing through the receiver and immediately registered what you were doing.

“Something wrong, ★?” She teased.

“N-no.” You bit back a moan as you moved your fingers faster around the aching nub, the raspy sound of Ellie’s voice egging you on.

“Are you sure? Cause I’m hearing a lot of..shuffling.”

“Yeah it’s… just moving—around.” You said, through laboured breaths.

“Really? Because if I didn’t know any better…I’d have guessed you were fucking yourself.”

Heat creeped up your neck and face, surely you would die of embarrassment, either at the fact that Ellie knew what you were doing or that getting caught made you gush.

“N-no. Like I said, I was just moving.”

You sounded so tense, she almost burst out laughing. Did hearing her really turn you on that much? She decided to test that theory.

“Well, it’s almost 4..you must be pretty tired. I’ll just hang up a—“

“No! Fuck Ellie, keep talking please.” You begged.

That was more like it, no more snarky responses and aloof comments. She knew she could break you, she always did.

“Yeah? You want me to keep going?” The smugness in her voice pissed you off, yet made your thighs clench at the same time. By now her phone was resting on her pillow and her own hand was shoved past her boyshorts.

You nodded before verbalizing your thoughts, “Yes, please.”

“Then tell me,” Ellie said, her legs spread wide on her bed with her while her long fingers circled her slick clit. “Does she fuck better than me?”

You hesitated, knowing whatever you answered with would open a whole other can of worms that you didn’t particularly feel like dealing with.

Unfortunately, you didn’t answer fast enough for Ellie’s liking.

“Hmm. Okay, hanging up.”

“No!” You blurted, you could feel your climax approaching and as much as you hated to admit it, hearing Ellie’s voice, beginning to sound as fucked out as you were, along with the faint squelch of her playing with herself were the only things that would get you there.

A lazy smile tugged at her face, “No she doesn’t fuck better than me? Or no you don’t want me to hang—“

“No. She doesn’t fuck better than you.” You finally admitted.

While her ego swelled and another gush of wetness left her, Ellie wasn’t sure whether to be upset by the confirmation that you and Abby were indeed fucking or to be joyous that she was better in bed than her.

She decided on the latter when she heard a strained whine come from your end of the line.

“Fuck baby I wish I was there with you right now.” She sighed the callus of her finger rubbing against her clit deliciously.

“What would—shit—what would you do?”

Her brain still hazy from her high sputtered as she tried to think back to when the two of you were together, and what drove you absolutely crazy.

A smirk creeped its way onto her face as she rasped into the phone, “I’d start slow, kiss you the way I know you like while my hands play with your tits.”

Your free hand trailed up to your chest, rolling one of your nipples between your fingers. You scrunched your eyes closed, imagining it was Ellie’s warm, rough hand instead of your own.

“Then,” she continued. “I’d move lower, and suck on those perfect nipples of yours.”

A quiet moan escaped you, you could practically feel her wet tongue glide across your tits. You decided that your fingers weren’t doing enough and reached over to your bedside table to pull out your small blue vibrator.

Ellie heard the faint click and buzz and let out a quiet chuckle at the familiar sound before following suit.

You kept the setting low as you held it against your swollen bud, waiting for Ellie to continue.

She spoke through soft gasps, the incessant vibrations on her pussy making her buck agaisng the toy, she could feel her climax approaching and she was getting impatient.

“Then I’d kiss down your hips, leaving marks here and there so that bitch knows your mine. Then when I get to that slutty pussy of yours I’d take you in my mouth, rolling my tongue against your clit over and over. Until the only thing you could say was my name.”

You upped the setting, practically humping the toy at this point as the image of Ellie, bent in front of you, abusing your cunt with her tongue filtered through your head.

“Ohmygod. ‘m s-so close, Ellie.” You repeated her name like a mantra and the sound was music to her ears as she upped the vibrator to its highest setting, tears pricking at her eyes at the overwhelming pleasure as she circled her needy clit.

She was oh so close, but she needed to hear you say something first.

“Who’s—fuck me—pussy is that?” She all but gasped into the phone.

Your response was delayed from how lost you were in your own pleasure, “W-what?”

“Who’s pussy is that?” She repeated.

She was ridiculous! and if it weren’t for how desperately you wanted to come you would’ve told her so, but you were getting tired and if you didn’t come soon you were certain you would die.

“Yours! Fuck Ellie, it’s yours, always.” You cried.

As soon as those sweet words hit her ears her orgasm crashed into her, her cunt spasmed as she bucked up into the vibrator. Her high tripling the waves of pleasure that rocked over her and tears streamed down her cheeks while quiet moans and slurred curses rolled out of her.

She heard when you reached yours, quiet whimpers followed by loud curse filtered through her speakers and she could practically see what you looked like; your brows scrunched up and eyes half open while your jaw hung slack, your swollen lips slick with salvia and back arched as you twitched against the vibrator before slumping into your soft sheets.

For the next few minutes neither of you said anything, allowing each other to recover. After a while of hearing nothing but her quiet breaths, you were sure Ellie had fallen asleep, and made to grab your phone so that you could hang up.

Right before you could press the red end call button, she spoke up.

“I still love you.” Her voice was small, and the difference between it now and just 20 minutes ago almost made you laugh.

“Ellie…” You sighed, you were so certain of your break up with her. The two of you were on and off for months before you officially broke things off and you’d felt so relieved in the moment.

Abby had been there for you, she’d comforted you and supported you and was an almost perfect lover. But a tiny, twisted part of you still ached for Ellie’s touch.

“I’m with Abby now.” You whispered almost imperceptibly.

“I know,” She spoke softly. “But I know you still love me too.”

You went quiet, uncertainty quelled in your heart. Did you still love her? Or was the high from your orgasm still clouding your brain. You tried your best to remember the lowest points during your relationship with her but nothing came to mind.

Only her gentle hands, soft eyes, and warm kisses.

You scrunched your eyes shut, you couldn’t believe yourself. You were dating another woman, a woman who loved you dearly, and yet here you were, almost ready to admit your love for someone else, for your ex. Could you be any more pathetic?

“Ellie. I think you should stop cal—“

“Baby?”

Your thumb jammed against the end button so quickly your phone slipped out of your hand and fell on the floor with a loud clatter.

Abby peeked her head into the door, her long blonde braid loose from a long shift at the hospital and quick after work gym session. “You’re still up?”

“Uh—yeah, couldn’t sleep.” You lied.

She took in your form, a suggestive smile playing on her lips.

Your heart raced as she approached the bed and leaned down to kiss your cheek, your entire body tensed.

“Looks like somebody missed me.” She nodded at your discarded vibrator, practically mocking you from its place on your sheets.

You gave her a small smile, “I…we need to talk.”

[seasonofthenerd]

Just watched the last episode.. I'm unwell

There's so much to unpack

!!! SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT!!!

First of all

SHAYLA, MY SHAYLA

😭😭😭😭😭😭

My baby girl did not deserve to die, fuck everyone who decided this, especially after that fucking traumatic past, why do you have to give all my babies a hellish life? Baby girl was just a daddy's girl😭

And no one, I repeat no one is going to blame the poor little baby Weasel for her death, do you even realize the ptsd he was going through 😭😭😭

Look what he went through, tell me he wouldn't do anything to save the little girl, it's not his fault that Ilana looks just like her😭

Bride... My poor queen, I'm sorry your girl died, she cried guys.. She cried

She lost the only people she loved twice, first Victor (he was weird I'm not too mad about that) and now Nina

Okay enough sad stuff

FUCK

YES

Our queen killed that bitch, I knew from the start that Ilana is nothing but bad news, like okay, I'm not fully mad at her because she got us the hottest fucking scene with our favorite DILF, but yeah anyways, he deserves better anyways (me, I'm ready, one chance please Rick Flag Sr. 🛐)

I'm just really happy that Nina's death wasn't in vain, and yeah, that Illana bitch deserved to die for killing our girl

And GI IS BACK I'M SO HAPPY HE'S THE CUTEST LITTLE THING

Okay the last thing I'm bummed about is only because I'm a slut

We needed more of my husband (Rick Flag Sr. Save Me)

I believe Doctor Phosphorus is sexy, and has more potential, why do I feel like he wasn't explored that much, like every character, except maybe Rick had their own redemption arc of sorts except him, well if we count that interaction with the little girl then okay, but still, there's room for more.

On an ending note

We need more, JAMES GUNN SEASON 2 WHEN?

[strscrmmylove]

okay so I finished watching whatever the fuck was that tfp fan movie.

Here's my humble opinion (long post + spoilers)

- so let's begin with what bugs me first, tf they did to Arcee bruh?? (Noo my shayla😭😭) I kinda felt she was somewhat in character (this is really lowkey btw) but the thing bothering me is the blatant intention to try and sexualize her bro. Rodimus hitting on her and technically eyeing her every now and then literally killed something in me everytime (also I'm that part of the fandom that kinda likes to potray HotRod, Bee and Cee as siblings so ts was deffo makin it worse)

- THE SLIDESHOWS MAN I CAN'T GET OVER THAT LMAO. it was like when child me discovered how to use the powerpoint transitions but worse.

- ALSO THE EXPLOSIONS AND SOUND EFFECTS LOOOL, whenever there was an explosion I'd lose my shit, that was unintenionally funny as fuck (also the lasers and shit, kinda looked like the lasers you'd get from a weapon in a roblox tycoon)

- the sudden no transitions of the bots when switching modes. i remember being 10 and being obsessed w this dude's channel as i waited for the movie and bro would upload renders and wips where you'd see the actual smooth transformation sequence, not whatever tf was this.

-knock out's optics and his voice, we lost a baddie 💔

-optimus returning, i mean idk how to feel abt it, normal i guess (yes, i unironically like rid2015), but bro dragging Megatron w him? Idk bro i recall perfectly from that one tfp episode that OP quite literally crashed out when Megs killed Bee, so ion think he'd be that happy to see him again (the same applies to Bumblebee)

- Rodimus (shouldn't it had been Hot Rod? being insufferable omfg, bro just STOP

I think that's it for now

[wishchip106]

I ACTUALLY NEED THIS GUY SO BAD IM SO SERIOUS

HE NEEDS TO BE THROWN AGAINST A WALL 😭😭😭🙏🙏

i’m debating whether to wait for my birthday or to just buy it now…

[ikealamps]

MY FUCKING SHAYLA 😭😭😭

[supergraphicgirl81]

Favorite Edit - TBJZL Edition ⚽️

Titkoks dying, here's my favorite Tobi Brown edit that I refuse to lose

My shayla of the sidemen, i fucking LOVE tobi

TikTok - @sdmnxae (guys i literally didnt even notice until now that they're like all from the same person 😭😭)

[cherrysurf]

hi iris, can i have some mint choco chips with waffle cones? for the toppings i'll take some cheesecake bites and marshmallows for me and the boys from inarizaki (you can choose which character you are comfortable to write, is it fine to write more than one character in one fic? If no, then just write one of them)

thank you iris :3

hi so since you wanted multiple i’m hoping this is what you meant if not i apologize 😭

inarizaki comfort crew

platonic fic w/ f!reader

contains; miya twins, kita, suna and aran, hurt, comfort, crack, profanity, kita and yn are third years, vb manager yn

It was april the scorching heat was approaching and your period cramps got worse with the heat especially during afternoon practice after long hours at school and even longer hours at practice you sit on the bench with your hand on your lower abdomen trying to push away the pain, because you much rather be at home laying down or taking a nice nap with the ac blasting and wrapped up in a warm blanket but no you had to be a good manager and give it your all for these boys because it was your last year and you’d hate to disappoint.

Thankfully coach already knew the situation at hand and he understood since he had a wife and knew how hard it was for a women to endure the pain and because of this he allowed you to leave a bit earlier than everyone else, as you quietly pack up your things to leave your stopped by the twins “watcha doin trying to sneak outta practice early miss.yn” the annoying yellow blonde setter spoke “yeah that’s not very top manager of you is it now?” the silver haired twin added, you roll your eyes at their stupid comments “well today’s different. I really have to go now if you’ll excuse me.” you said trying to push pass through the doors that’s when suna pops in “really yn your hurting our hearts by leaving, we wanted to say a little bit longer to practice for the upcoming match” he said shaking his head trying to make you feel bad while the miya twins in the back nod their heads in agreement, your temper and hormones are fighting for their life not to snap at all three of them. The thing was you and all three of them including kita and aran went to the same middle school-high school together so you’d think they’d get the gist of stuff like this now but no. They don’t.

“You can still practice tomorrow, it's not that big of a deal, suna.” you say feeling the anger rising in your voice due to all the commotion kita and aran come over “what’s going on let’s get back to practice guys” kita says and then looks at you with your bag in hand “you’re leaving early?” he asked confused, unfortunately not even really kitas fault you end up yelling “yes i’m fucking leaving i’m bleeding and i’m cramping if you two fucking volleyball freak twins and the foxed looking instigator get the fuck outta my way i’m gonna actually crashout and quit” you say as you push your way out the door of the gym “oh shit. we messed up huh." Atsumu and Osamu say “big time” Aran says as he smacks the back of their heads “well…let’s finish practice and figure out how to fix this mess you guys made.” kita says before walking off as if he wasn’t stressed enough—

after getting home and thoroughly resting and eating you might’ve come off a bit too harsh to them boys, because when you yell at them you see them still being your little underclassmen that you’d feed and help with homework basically raising them as your own “my shayla’s” you say crying reminding yourself how adorable they used to be “ugh i’m so mean” you say after you finish your five minute sob session when you get a text from kita to come outside, which you do because you should apologize for what you said back there as you open your you find the twins and suna bowing down with snacks and drinks in hand yelling in unison “please don’t stop being our manager we need you” which made you giggle at the sight of it all “oh stand up you guys i’m not gonna quit i was just frustrated” you say sighing “im sorry though i shouldn’t have yelled” you added on “no we’re sorry we should’ve understood it was really wrong of us” kita said “it’s fine i’m just glad you guys are here i felt really bad” you said “you shouldn’t they deserve it yn” aran said smiling at the thought of you yelling at them for once “anyways we hope you enjoy these snack will see you tomorrow” kita says as he makes everyone get a move on “okay thanks i’ll see you guys tomorrow bye!” you yell waving them off “osamu and suna have your homework’s ready we’re gonna need to go over them tomorrow” you yelled then you see them run off to try to actually get started on that leaving the other three laughing “gosh what are they gonna do when i’m gone.” you say to yourself.

a/n- idk how i feel abt this but i think it’s funny and cute in theory of yn lwk being there school mom

[pretentious-librarian]

guys they took my shayla they took my fucking tiktok i’m gonna fucking crash out😭