#my fucking scalp!!!!!!

[chainsawworld]

I need to get dandruff shampoo

[crimeronan]

AU Hunter taking care of Luz's hair? 🥺

YEAH... okay you guys can have my thoughts.

i'm always playing fast and loose with the number of servants on hand at any given moment. realistically luz would have servants to help her with her hair and getting dressed and whatnot, but i also like thinking about hunter taking care of her hair.

it's something i think could start when they're really little, honestly -- i'm gonna go out on a limb and say belos Probably did not bother learning how to care for his afro-latina daughter's hair, even if he was never Overtly Racist toward her. (i DO think the novelty of "you're a human!! <3" overpowered everything else wrt her skin tone, thank god.)

and given that he is Child Neglect Georg, it probably wasn't getting taken care of until hunter himself was like. hey. this is making luz Miserable. i fix.....

very fond of the idea that one of the few times hunter has actually asked darius for help has been in learning to moisturize and wrap and braid textured hair.

anyway with all of this as background, my main thought Today was about the worst timeline AU, where luz spends months thinking he's dead and completely gives up. on everything. under ordinary circumstances camila would help her with her hair, but luz does Not like being touched (for perfectly understandable reasons) and is prone toward freaking out, so camila is very anxious at the thought of asking to detangle or cut it.

so hunter gets there and sees that luz's hair is a giant fucking mess, which is part of why he thinks camila has been neglecting/hurting her, and he spends most of that first night going through approximately 85% of the hair products in the bathroom as he detangles the mats. because luz doesn't have any problem being touched by him and in fact wants him to stay near her and keep touching her hair for as long as possible. & hair care as a form of intimacy gets me Every Tiiiime......

waugh.

[mail-me-a-snail]

these doodles r in no way final designs or anything. but i have 2 get hound (left) and fox (right) out of my mind or else im going 2 explode

(fox is transmasc n doesnt care to bind)

[daydreamerwonderkid]

So apparently cats really really love coconut oil and that might possibly be the reason KitKat is so fucking determined to groom me lately ...

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

rewatching jjk s2 with one of my friends and like. it really is the perfect adaptation in every single way but i still can’t help but mourn the loss of scalp abuser kenny and mother wolf kenny :////

[screechingfromthevoid]

Orym growing his hair out while Dorians gone because he's not really taking care of himself makes for an EXCELLENT gay hair cutting fic

[hibiscusfl]

Like 2 months old

[spaciebabie]

"i couldnt find the artist but im reposting this art!" "this art isnt mine!" "credit to the artist 😋" YOU DESERVE NAUGHT BUT WORMS DEVOURING YOUR ROTTEN FLESH YOU SCUM OF EVEN THE HIGHEST HEAVENS. YE WHO CARES MORE TO CONSUME AND PROFIT MORE THAN YOU DO TO CHERISH. YOUR STORY OF GREED WILL AFFORD YOU NO PLACE IN THE HEARTS OF OTHERS AND WHEN YOU ARE LAID IN THE DIRT TO DECAY AS THE DAYS GO BY AND YOUR BONES ARE WITHERED BY THE SOIL YOUR EXISTENCE WILL ONLY BE KNOWN BY THE MICROBES THAT FEAST AND FEAST UPON YOUR FLESH AND BONE UNTIL THERE IS NO MORE. YOUR SIGNIFICANCE WILL START AND END WITH YOUR GRADUAL DECAY AND YOU WILL BECOME NOTHING MORE THAN THE DIRT THE ANIMALS WALK UPON.

[ravewing]

guys im so done with mosquitoes i just counted and i have fourteen bites right now . can we please make like a serum to inject in our blood that is poisonous to them or some thing

[p4nishers]

"i know what i want. i know what kind of god i NEED to be, for you" so we dont know what loki wants. but can we can safely assume it's that "you" he was talking about. while looking at either mobius or sylvie. or both. oh okay cool.

[foldingfittedsheets]

So my perm hair smell absolutely permeated the sleeping cap. At one point last night Leeloo was cuddling on my face like usual and I became very concerned that my hair smell was not good for her little kitty asthma and tried to relocate her off me but because I was very tired she just clung to my neck like a baby koala who will die if the cuddles run dry and I had to give up because I was succumbing once again to unconsciousness.

[dykedvonte]

Yes-Man resents a lot of things but I feel like he kinda liked Benny. It’s never implied Benny had the knowledge to continuously upgrade or update him after Emily so I like to think Yes-Man respected Benny enough to adopt some of his opinions willingly.

Like personality wise, Yes-Man is like if Benny was forced to be a kiss ass; he’s equally pointed and jerky even if unendingly helpful. No matter if you spare the Great Khans, Yes-Man dislikes them and is kinda violent about things. What this says about Benny and the way he talked about things behind the scenes is one thing but the other is Yes-Man ingrained it enough to keep it.

I can imagine Benny mentioning Vegas was for them and while Yes-Man is logical, as any machine would be, I think it’s sweet if the personable part of his programming was looking forward to running Vegas with his “creator”.

[makedonsgriva]

you know you are fucked when you have to start rewatching the gay skateboarding anime to take your mind off things

[daydreamerwonderkid]

KitKat has moved on from shoving her face in my neck whenever she hears my alarm go off to curling both her paws around my head to "keep me in place" so she can chomp on my hair.

I'm aware this is her attempt at grooming me and that it means she loves me, but her saliva makes my scalp itch like crazy all fucking day if I don't immediately shower 😩

[luzzyluz]

had this idea ever since Kanye came out as a nazi

[apollotronica]

eczema