#my flavor of tism

[corelas-veyari]

“Drizzt blinked his lavender orbs in amazement at the halfling’s prowess” - Legacy, pg 65

I had to shudder at the use of orbs. It’s been too long since I’ve read anything with eyes being referred to as orbs.

[especiallyhaytham]

I get myself into such weird shit to avoid doing homework. Like god forbid I write this research essay but I'll memorize The Canterbury Tales in its original Middle English instead. I feel like I deserve a grade for procrastinating.

[inkspottie]

I'm so sorry for taking up your inbox, but is Sadao autistic or anything? It's prolly me projecting, but I notice his mannerisms are quite similar to my own and other autistic people I've known...

He’s definitely on the spectrum that’s for sure. Got a bit of the ‘tism cuz I have the ‘tism lmao

[lupismaris]

It's not even that clever but I feel like I just solved my current food avoidance and I'm so fuckin pleased with myself

[mossdeep]

i wish i wasn't such a picky little shit with vegetable textures, last night i had that amazing bangkok curry but every time i bit into a carrot i wanted to cry because the texture didn't feel good while slurping the noodles

[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

I never took it at face value, but also I 1) made a million dumb crossovers/crossover memes abt in my head, 2) saw the Coffee Theory for the shitpost it was, said "wait but what if its not though" and then dug through old texts til I could find a way that it WOULD work, if it were true, which it isnt, and 3) generally folklore'd the crap out of it

however. I do this with (almost*) every piece of media and always have

*some things are good enough/folkloric enough already to not need it. Sandman, American Gods, The Owl House

Sometimes it feels like i’m the only one who takes the final fifteen at face value anymore like to me there were no secret messages there was no lying there was no poisoned coffee it was just crowley and aziraphale being who they’ve always been one always trying to do good and improve heaven one following his own path and always trying to run away with the other and the desperation the heartache the emotional impact of that ending wouldn’t be as good otherwise. To me

[slimmestslime]

i think i need another dragon fidget toy.

specifically one thats black and red. and wingless. for no reason

[themurderofcrowscollective]

Unrelated but listen up

if any of you guys see us fuck up and embarrass ourselves in public view, you're free to make fun of us i'll give you a kickstart: my dense ass didn't pick up on sarcasm earlier today in a server made by Nooby (aka Nobody) and panicked, left, and just came back after remembering i left the damn server not my finest moment

[queerghostboyo]

Just realized that when I talk it's mainly echolalia which makes me sound unintelligent (not because it's echolalia but because my phrases are stupid) and limits what I say.

If I DON'T use echolalia then I'll use way too formal words for the setting I'm in. Either way I somehow end up sounding like an entitled prick :/

[gremlins-hotel]

Do you have any gerame/ameger thoughts you’d like to share? 🎤🎤🎤

It’s a solid rizz ‘em with the ‘tism from both sides. They’re both nerds. Engineers but different flavors. Two archaeologists if you’re like me and so inclined. Special interests galore. You can distract two birds with one Wikipedia rabbit hole stone. Just give them the page for concrete and it’s going to be the most focused you see either of them. They will attempt to engineer their way out of many things, sometimes literally.

Ludwig is also the hood to the falcon that is Alfred; he has the steadfast nature to keep that dreamer from flying away, or merely too high. But falcons are strong, able to bear things much heavier than they into the air. Alfred has that easy personable confidence that can drag Ludwig out of the house and out of the shell. I’d like to think there’s some admiration on both sides. “How does he make interaction look so easy?” vs. “How does that guy manage to stay so focused?” Despite Alfred being older, y’know, it’s Lud that’s got the itinerary for everything while the other tries to get him to be loose and wing it. They can balance each other. It helps that they’re both young yet still and contain a lot of energy.

Also autism be damned but both of my boys can GRILL. Maybe this is just me bringing my own Texas history and heritage into it, but we find that many barbecue techniques here stem from our history of German immigrants and settlement (though of course that’s not the only source). Lud and Al are also just peak dad fashion couple, I fear. Give them both a lawnmower and the white Reeboks, your grass will be cut in no time.

[newtabfics]

Can I request a spicy fic of reader suggesting to Astarion that they should play a 'prey and hunter' game in the woods, Astarion gives reader a head start. Eventually he catches up & he can't hold back his need to feed from his little love.

"Run. Rabbit, Run."

Triggers for prey/predator style roleplay? Blood drinking. Brief breeding kink. Come swallowing. Squirting. Very rough on Astarion's part but it's all good cuz safe words have been established :p

Note: Just know my simp ass is thriving. I'm sorry. My tism-hyperfixated on a white-haired anime boy again. Also I absolutely wrote this as Ranger!Tav x Astarion.

Astarion raised a brow at her suggestion. There was an undeniable thrill in his body. His voice lowered as they stepped into the woods. "Are you sure? I am…faster than you."

His eyes darted to your neck, licking his lips eagerly.

"Which is why," Tav chuckled, stepping slowly from his hand. Her steps took her back towards the trees as she faced him. She was just as thrilled and excited about this game.

"You're going to give me a ten-second headstart," She finished with a grin.

"Or," He cooed, stepping closer. "A minute. One. Two."

Tav darted into the trees, disappearing into the fog. Astarion's count echoed tauntingly through the trees. She couldn't help her gleeful giggle as she began to tug at the buttons on her shirt.

"Fifty-two…Fifty-three," He hummed almost lazily.

Astarion could hear her heart thudding. He could hear her blood rushing. He could hear her feet trying desperately to be quiet as she darted over the foliage.

His heart thudded with excitement.

"Fifty-nine."

He could smell her arousal.

"Sixty."

Like a whip, he darted through the trees. He found the trail of her scent as his feet barely touched the ground. His eyes locked onto a branch as he ran by.

Her shirt was hanging from it, as well as her undershirt. 

Astarion couldn't help the smirk as his pace increased. Her scent filled his senses. His mouth watered as he closed in. He barely saw her before he had her pinned to the forest floor.

Tav grunted when she was slammed to the ground, a hand sliding under her head to protect her from harm. He was on her, pressing his body into her as she stood with her torso bare to the world.

She let out a laughing sigh as his fangs latched onto her. His legs were keeping hers spread over his lap, grinding into her as he drank deeply.

His moan filled her ears. He pressed himself into her as his hands fumbled to undo her trousers and yank them away quickly.

Astarion quickly pulled his fangs away and licked at the wounds as her trousers bunched at her thighs. He folded her legs back and bent his head, tongue finding her folds.

"Fuck, Star!" She moaned quietly, writhing.

"Down, little rabbit," He snarled eagerly. "You're my hunt. Now I'll devour you entirely."

His tongue shoved into her needy hole. Her eyes fluttered and rolled back at the assault as she writhed on the forest floor, letting him take control of her.

Astarion's hands clutched the backs of her thighs, keeping her in place as he ate her out. He moaned as he tasted her, enjoying the flavor of her before his fangs found her leg.

Tav let out a low moan as she shook and rocked her his down. He drank from her leg before pulling away. His tongue lapped over the wound before returning to her cunt.

"Oh gods, Astarion," She moaned, arching off the ground.

His chest swelled in pride as he listened to her moans. It was like she fueled his hunger. He couldn't tell which he was starved more of; her blood or her essence.

Astarion pulled away, quickly shoving down his pants. "My darling," He groaned as he stroked himself.

He slid in slowly, relishing in her soft moan as he held her to him. "That's it, Darling," He groaned, feeling how tight she was around him. 

They stayed like that a long moment, relishing in the feeling of their connection. He was pressing deep into her, watching her pant and moan lowly.

"That's my good girl," He whispered, cupping her face and kissing her as he began to thrust slowly.

Tav's eyes rolled back as she arched off the ground.

"Look at you—such a good girl. You tried to run," He chuckled softly as he made sure to steady his movements. He relished in the way she writhed under him. "Darling," He growled, almost in warning. "What's the magic word?"

Magic word. Their rule. If she so much as uttered the word, everything would stop. She established it after they became a couple, insisting the word was for his use to ensure his comfort and safety.

"Stake," She whispered, cupping his face. "Star, please. Don't stop. Please don't stop."

How could he say no to her pathetic whining face?

"So good for me," He praised as he began to thrust hard into her.

Astarion grunted as he moved hard against her body, relishing in the way she writhed under him and moaned his name. Her eyes kept fixated on his as he watched her expressions.

She was completely lost in him. No longer was she the guarded ranger who composed herself to fight their enemies. Here in the forest, beneath a vampire, she was a woman in love with him.

"Fuck, I love you," He moaned, kissing her as he grinded into her. He smirked as she could only stutter and whine his name against his lips. "That's it, Darling. My good girl. Just let go for me."

He smirked as her eyes rolled back before hiding her face into his neck. He loved the way she lost herself in him. She always let him take control, always let him be the dominant. He just loved the way she submitted to him entirely, allowing him to treasure this vulnerability of hers.

"I-I love you too," She rasped out, shaking under him as he dragged out her orgasm. "I love you so much. Fuck, Star! Fuck, fuck, fuck." Astarion growled as he rutted into her, reaching down and rubbing her clit. He smirked as she began to squirt over his pelvis.

"That's a good rabbit," He praised. "Oh feel so good. So fucking wet," He moaned, angling his hips. He smirked as he bent, lips against her ear. "You know what little rabbits are good for? Hm? Do you, my good girl?"

She panted and moaned, cheeks hot with embarrassment as he began to taunt her. He was always a devil when it came to his words, she knew.

"I-I—Ah!" She gasped as his thumb kept rubbing quick patterns.

"Breeding," He snarled into her ear as his fangs gripped her neck again. His teeth claimed her as he kept fucking into her, listening to her yelps of pleasure. "Fuck, Tav!" He groaned into her neck.

He thrust hard a few more times, dragging out her pleasure before quickly pulling out. His hand pumped a few times before her body moved. He was shocked by her swiftness but couldn't stop his moan as her lips wrapped around his cock.

Astarion quickly gripped her hair tight and thrust into her throat. "Fucking good girl," He groaned, biting his lip as he finally began to orgasm.

Tav's pupils were practically consuming her irises as she drank down his seed, bobbing her head and sucking eagerly. Her hands cupped her breasts, using them as a way to catch the drops that dripped down her chin.

Astarion shuddered and looked down at her. "Gods, look at you. So fucking perfect," He muttered affectionately as he smoothed her hair with his hands. "My good girl."

Her cheeks warmed as he pulled away, letting her swallow the last bit of his seed before panting and sitting on her heels. 

His lips found her forehead before kissing her lips gently.

"So depraved," He muttered, smirking down at her. Her body was shaking as she knelt on the forest floor, pants bunched around her soaked thighs as his cum dripped onto her chest from her chin. "Such a messy girl."

Tav whimpered as his thumb swiped up his seed from her chin and pressed against her lips. He sighed happily as she sucked his thumb clean.

"Gods, I love you," He said happily, cupping her face. "Perfect little thing."

She smiled as he kissed her again. "I love you too, Star."

[jumexju]

SUGGESTION

Pairing !! : Carl Grimes / Fem Reader

Fic Type !! : Headcanons, Fluff, Comfort

CW !! : canon typical mentions of violence/death, gn reader unless i specify otherwise, trauma/sa mentions

Summary !! : Just some fluff hcs about carl cuz i miss him

Notes !! : feeding carl fans after I finished the series like a year ago (bcs i rewatched it) (I love that white boy) enjoy lololol :3

✦ MASTERLIST

ᰔ if youre a melomaniac, carl would def be stuffing vinyls into his bag while out on runs just in case you happen to like the music (he gets happy when u get happy)

ᰔ carl n you def sit in his room just to listen to music (lowk parallel play)

ᰔ speaking of parellel play, hes a sucker for it !! you dont gotta be doing something together, even if the two of you are doing your own thing, he prefers having you near him while doing it

ex : he's reading comics while youre drawing/writing/etc

ᰔ carl likes hearing abt your hobbies and if you got the random knowledge flavor of the tism, he loves hearing the random knowledge you bestow upon him at the strangest times

ex : "carl" "yeah?" "did you know that playing instruments can make you smarter?" ".. how?" *proceeds to explain how the brain works*

ᰔ if you play an instrument, carl loves hearing you play songs you know or have even written yourself (hes your number one fan!!!!!

ᰔ if you wear glasses, you probably lost them/cant use them anymore since the prescription has to be updated. SO : carl would do his best to help you with that

ᰔ he'd read to you if your eyes get tired and describe sights to you if your eye sight's that bad (he finds you squinting adorable, but he wont tell you that)

ᰔ he rarely ever takes off his sheriffs hat but he finds it endearing when you take it off his head and put it on yourself (he thinks u look cute chat)

ᰔ if you love to read, carls bringing you books he found on runs and likes to have you read to him, esp if you have a good reading voice

ᰔ carl sometimes struggles with his self esteem which just got worse with the loss of his eye, because of this he feels real warm when you tell him he's pretty and cup his cheek like he's your treasure

ᰔ imo carl's a pretty shy guy so he doesn't really like any pda unless its like hand holding n stuff (love this guy fr)

ᰔ he does like cheek n mouth kisses but like not in public chat sorry but that boy has like a 6/10 rizz (teenage loser rizz fr)

ᰔ michonne teases him about his affections towards you and he gets all red n sheepish (i love you michonne), he also lowk rants about u to her

ᰔ he likes locking arms with u bcs it helps him walk straight n not bump into you (due to his eye screwing with his depth perception and coordination), but also cuz he likes feeling close to u

ᰔ he escapes to the forest with you to read or just explore outside sometimes

ᰔ basic but he lets you trim his hair if youre experienced in cutting hair (i.e : if you cut your own hair)

ᰔ carl sometimes doesnt like when people touch him bcs of what happened to him (s4 2nd to last episode) and he doesnt open up abt it, but if u ask him he'll tell u

ᰔ during those moments, he prefers to just lay his head on your shoulder and just be there with you thinking about nothing

ᰔ carl would listen to descendents so bad guys trust me

ᰔ stargazing with him is a dream

ᰔ if you have trauma from sa he makes an effort to understand you and tried to get you to be open and honest with him bcs it helps him better understand your situation

---- ok now for my alt readers ----

ᰔ if youre a metalhead, he finds it so cute when he sees you get all dark n immersed in the song youre listening to and if you sing it dramatically? he's filled with a tenderness for you

ᰔ if youre a music nerd he loves it when you tell him about the bands youre into and the lore !!

ex : "yeah Ozzy bit an actual bat once cuz he thought it was a prop, he had to go to the hospital after," "im sorry- he bit a bat??"

ᰔ yes its the zombie apocalypse but that doesnt mean you cant raid hot topic/thrift stores/abandoned shop for clothes slay !!! if you're goth, he wears your studded bracelets (they remind him of you)

ᰔ he also finds the music you listen to romantic and lowk endearing (joy division listeners wya???), probably makes you playlists in cassette form so you can both listen to them

ᰔ he'd let you paint his nails black sorry its the truth and he slays with it

ok im going to sleep

bye chat

[snork-mi-mi-mi]

. It's eyestrain caused by monocular vision. . t's almost always because of my scent sensitivity (fake fruit flavors/smells fuck me up

"everyone experiences [symptom]" how many times does it have to be explained that it's often about the frequency of the symptom, not the symptom itself

[bluemoonscape]

*steeples my fingers evilly* so. alien stage transgener?

my question for you is, out of the main six alnst cast, what are your main headcanons for them whether that be neurodiversity, disability (love our canon disabled queen hyuna), sexuality/romantic orientation, etc? i want to know your thoughts but feel free not to answer this. after all i am unhinged 👁️👄👁️

drink water and eat a food if you haven't in at least two hours blue or I am going to get you

*nods solemnly* alien stage transgener

HEHEHEHE I LOVE HEADCANON QUESTIONS AND I'M GOING TO TURN AROUND AND IMMEDIATELY ASK YOU WHAT YOURS ARE AFTER I POST THIS

For one, I know Vivinos said that the whole cast can be interpreted as bisexual unless further specified, and I accept that for Till, Mizi, Hyuna, and Luka, but Ivan and Sua. I. I cannot comprehend them with anyone of the opposite sex. The thought of Ivan being attracted to a girl or Sua being attracted to a guy is hilarious to me, like no, that's King Yaoi and Queen Yuri your honor. They're mlm/wlw hostility in my head

TILL IS MY LITTLE BABY PRINCE AND HE'S THE ONE OF THE SIX I DECIDED TO PROJECT MY PROBLEMS ONTO <33 so he's neurodivergent asf in my head. You cannot tell me he doesn't have the tism. He and Ivan bicker because they have contrasting flavors of autism. I also love a Till with adhd because look at him of course he has adhd

Ivan's entire arc is literally just "this is how masking my autism ruined my life gone wrong gone sexual." He and Mizi bond over their special interests except their special interests are whole ass human beings. I could see Luka having OCD and antisocial personality disorder, both which could've developed due to the aliens casually exploiting his medical problems and traumatizing him. MIZI HAS ABANDONMENT ISSUES BECAUSE SHE FEELS ABANDONED BY HER ALIEN FAMILY AND ABANDONED BY HER GOD HELLO. I WISH I HAD SOME MORE PROFOUND HEADCANONS FOR HYUNA BUT I JUST IMAGINE THE MOST FUNNY UNSERIOUS STUFF. For a more serious one I love the idea of her and Till having a cute brother-sister like bond (mostly just hyuna pestering till) (cas and nyx coded) before she left Anakt Garden because 1) their personalities fit well, and 2) ADDS MORE LAYERS TO ROUND 7

Okay I'm done yapping now

[piratefishmama]

egg gang egg gang.

i get real sad whenever people talk about runny yolked eggs because while the flavor is great, the 'tism disagrees with the l i q u i d. ive been cursed. however i do have a boiled egg tip for anyone else who gets this! if you have an egg boiler, put a veeery small amount less water (like. 1/6th below the line per egg- 6 eggs becomes water for 5) than needed for hardboiled eggs, you'll get it solid but it'll still be soft flavored! this can very depending on brand probably. if you don't - take half a minute off hardboiled time to start and fiddle with it until you get your perfect taste-texture ratio.

OH NOOO, MY TISM IS THE OPPOSITE!! i C A N N O T WITH HARDBOILED EGGS.

i have to either sacrifice them to the puppers, put them in some kind of mix like egg mayo, or Macgyver something, otherwise the taste is SJDHFVASJYDFVAJHSDGVFAJHSGVEUGGHHH, the tastebuds say

NO.

This is a lovely tip for anyone with your unfortunate tism side effect though, enjoy your hardboiled eggies everyone!!

[leaflovingal]

Post is pinned like I'm gonna pin you.

Hello, hi, greetings, (insert greeting of your flavor), I'm Leaf or Eden

I'm a Pan Poly trans girl who's kinda annoying and stupid, and not in the cute way. I play games to an unhealthy degree, and my ADHD does its thing. I get attached and detached too easily, and my social skills are at times subpar.

I'm a huge warhammer nerd and will happily chat about it. Among other things, I like S.T.A.L.K.E.R, Halo, Fallout, TF2, TF2, Rimworld, and a bunch of other shit. I'm also happy to play games with people, if you wanna hit me up.

Speaking of, my DM's and asks are open. I don't know what anyone would put there, but the option is available should you be bored. Horny shit, nerd shit, normie shit, tism shit, I don't really care.

I'm an aspiring writer, mostly with either poetry or 40K stuff, specifically about the Ad-mech and even more specifically about the Gryphonne Octad. It's slow work because ideas flow and words do not, but I'm having fun. Hopefully I can commission art for it at some point too, would be nice to have that.

You probably can tell, but this blog doesn't really have a filter, so there will be all kinds of stuff including nsfw, so 18+ please. This segues nicely into that I'm a kinky fucker, and a switch, so there will also be weird shit on here. I try to keep most of it to my likes, but reblogs will occur.

Cool post about other search engines:

https://www.tumblr.com/callese/692630070564683776/refseekcom-wwwworldcatorg-linkspringercom-htt?source=share

Have a few horny blogs, feel free to look or dm :3

@leafbuthornier @leafbutvornier @leafbutfilthier @leafbutmessier

DNI: boring harrassers ig? Please be interesting in your hate speech.

That's all, there might be more later, idk. Thanks if you're reading this, it's nice to exist.